I just love how Phelan uses cartoony sound effects whenever anyone gets killed or horribly injured in these movies. Hey, it worked for America's Funniest Home Videos.
10:57 "Oh I'm sorry man, I'm sorry. Here, lemme just rip more of this off, even though I just saw that it's tearing off more of your flesh." Seriously, he pulled some of it off, saw the blood to indicate he's ripping part of the guy's face off, but proceeds to keep at it? "Sorry" doesn't really fix it, bro XD
Minor correction, they're not going into the woods to "just party", they're all meeting up to go to a football game and they take a detour through the woods in an attempt to circumvent the INSANE traffic. Like they show every freeway and overpass is packed bumper to bumper with cars on their way to see this football game.... like every car in American on on the road trying to get to this one station. Another subtle thing this movie does is the reveal that Vincent is actually the "good" twin, as it shows his brother has the scarred wrists from being restrained as a child, and it was his idea to start killing/sculpting people while Vincent was just content with making wax sculptures because it made his ailing mother happy.
+32bit Osserc Ive seen a movie were he plays an evil doctor who performs crazy surgery's on people trying to make perfect vampires or something sorry i don't know the title
12:04 what a trip down memory lane. The good old days of Channel Awesome, I used to go to that site everyday. Haven't been there in years now. Great review btw, quality content.
"Waxwork" from the late 80's starring the guy from Gremlins remains the best horror film of the wax genre. Cabin in the Woods owes it's entire ending to Waxwork.
Sad thing is, I actually remember cheering in the movie theater at Paris Hilton's death the first time that I watched this. I wasn't the only one cheering, either.
There's a 70s British movie called Carry On Screaming that parodies the 50s version. I saw that then couldn't believe anyone made a serious film about turning people into wax dummies.
About that wax peeling scene, Phelous, I got burned by hot wax before when making candles, I think what they were going for was suggesting that the skin under the wax had bubbled and come off at the slightest touch like it would after being doused in boiling water. So, speaking from experience, I revoke that sin from your review.
A entire building on this scale made of wax would be cool to see, but by all indications this film gives that this is set in the southern US(maybe it's not but still not a place with a lot of snowing at least) problem with constant melting/warping of the wax would be a problem due to the heat.
What I love about the cameos in this one is that I first watched this one way before discovering many of the other You Tubers. I mean, I JUST GOT INTO Pushing Roses in the last few weeks and here she is!
I saw this review before i knew who paris hilton was. I then started watching Supernatural, and i groaned when i saw the episode where dean got beaten up by a Leshy disguised as paris hilton, in a wax figurine museum.
Paris Hilton is the only thing I remember about this. I have tried watching it on cable multiple times. I still remember Paris Hilton is in this movie more than anything. Smartest way for a horror movie is a celeb or reality star starring in the movie. Immediately no matter how bad it is some will see it just to watch them "act". Or die...
phelan i always thought you were part of the cream o" crop within that group and had superb work and effort presented, you sfx were to be admired. your work is deserving of admiration and support ...rly sry eh
One thing I like about this movie is that the evil twin is the one who isn't deformed (the other one isn't good, but Mr. Creepo is the mass-murderer, whereas Waxeau's actions are more about his brother being all he has)
Am I the only one who feels bad for Phelous in this episode? It's his 100th episode and the other reviewers celebrate the death of Paris Hilton rather than celebrate his achievement.
oh my god I have never seen the youtube version of this before now, you actually had to dub over the "walk through the fire" song? that is golden I love you phelan
6:48 "Hey, why are you looking at me like I'm an idiot? All I am suggesting that it's perfectly normal for there to be wax figures at a wax museum. It's more logical than your question." *characters walk off, shaking their heads and mumbling of how much of an idiot that I am.* "What? What did I say? C'mon, guys!"
"Double Remake!" wow you're impression of the double rainbow guy was spot on, and hilarious. Lol I deff agree, that casting picture looks like an episode of Entourage or something! Who's idea was it to take that picture... for a HORROR movie!? "Get it? Cause the bad guys are twins too!" Mind blown on this one. I've deff seen this film more than once and I never even caught that part! I always thought it was just quirky that they decided to make the protagonists twins. I was like oh ok, I guess?
Honestly as dumb as the whole, "Everything is wax" was those house melting effects were pretty good. I would love for them to used in maybe a good Silent Hill movie that is not Jacop's Ladder.
So many cameos. It makes me want a producers reunion (except of course for the Walkers and those loyal to them. Screw them!), kinda like what Lewis Lovhaug did with "A voice in the dark", only shot instead of just audio.
dude, i live in hillbilly land and i can tell you all those huge giant awesome racks of antlers would NOT be in that pit lmao. first of all i hate how movies assume bucks have antlers all year long but around here people will literally pull over by the side of the road to cut off the antlers of bucks who got hit by cars ( and sometimes you see them with the entire head cut off so they can remove the antlers at home!) so yeah no way all those freaking trophy bucks would just be tossed in a pit. that apparently doesn't stink to high heavens, and again i can tell you, just ONE deer that got hit in the road laying out in front of your house is intolerable in hot weather. also apparently wherever they live they have both white tails and... elk or... moose or something... at the same time cuz yeah they totally both live together in the same areas
We are talking about a movie that has enough wax to build a building. I do not think you can even buy that much without being beyond stinky rich or turning a few heads!!!
I've been to the studios where they filmed some of house of wax. Apparently one of the sound stages set on fire during the making of it. There was no fire when I went though.
The killer in the 2005 remake is a tracer okay. No one had the heart to tell him that he trace, he goes around the lines, he is a tracer. You think the 1953 version had a tracer? No, Vincent Price did the whole thing with a ruler and it was Excellent!!!!
Doug: "We should be friends!"
Phelous: "Hmm, I don't know... I think we should be enemies..."
Seriously, I think Brad is the only cameo in this review that is still with Channel Awesome at this point...
@@Davethe3rd You think with all these reunions they'd have a Channel Awesome one.
@@Davethe3rd and then he became an enemy too
"And to think these are the people I have to work with on this site!"
Not anymore, Doug. Not anymore.
It's like a horror movie and Todd was the last one to die.
Yeah that comment didn't aged well lol.
That comment aged so well like fine vine. :P
@@Retrobensan you don’t know do you?😅
Sad but true
I never realised how much I wanted Tommy Wiseau to play The Phantom.
That would make a hilarious parody!!!!!
you are tearing me aPART, Christine!
Having heard his joker, i say yes.
Just yes. We need it to happen
Oh hiiiii Christine ha ha
Yes please
Little did they know that by killing Hilton, a sea of Kardashians would take her place
At least with Hilton it was just 1. Well I guess she did have Richie with her sometimes as well, but for the most part anyways.
At least people like them are the jokes of society.
A nightmare that brings more nightmares.
Cut off one head, two more shall take its place. Heil Hydra.
Hilton is like a Hydra
Can't believe Phelous has been around for 100 years
The war propaganda movie reviews were the best.
He looks great for his age.
WUBBA LUBBA DUB DUB, PHELOUS AND THE MOVIES A HUNDRED YEARS!!!!!
@@nousukas World War I?
😂
Despite Phelous' riffing, the death of the guy at the piano is pretty scary. The tears make it effective for me.
thats something that stuck with me when i first saw this movie too
Being petrified while still alive is something that really freaks me out
Even though this is a bad movie, that did make me squirm
It used to scare me but this review helped not being scared of ittt
ken131 it’s really stupid though
It is pretty effectively unsettling even if it doesn't make any sense.
I just love how Phelan uses cartoony sound effects whenever anyone gets killed or horribly injured in these movies. Hey, it worked for America's Funniest Home Videos.
10:57
"Oh I'm sorry man, I'm sorry. Here, lemme just rip more of this off, even though I just saw that it's tearing off more of your flesh."
Seriously, he pulled some of it off, saw the blood to indicate he's ripping part of the guy's face off, but proceeds to keep at it? "Sorry" doesn't really fix it, bro XD
Valeria Absinthe sorry for continuing to maim your flesh as I moronically try to help you!
Valeria Absinthe s
Why would it even do that?
Minor correction, they're not going into the woods to "just party", they're all meeting up to go to a football game and they take a detour through the woods in an attempt to circumvent the INSANE traffic.
Like they show every freeway and overpass is packed bumper to bumper with cars on their way to see this football game.... like every car in American on on the road trying to get to this one station.
Another subtle thing this movie does is the reveal that Vincent is actually the "good" twin, as it shows his brother has the scarred wrists from being restrained as a child, and it was his idea to start killing/sculpting people while Vincent was just content with making wax sculptures because it made his ailing mother happy.
I really liked that joke where you call Tommy Waxeau a "wax sculpture tracer."
Your mother's a tracer!
Comic penciler Greg Land is a tracer
I wouldn't mind if my mother was Tracer ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
Honestly, a lot of bad slasher/horror films could be improved with Tommy Wiseau. XD
Tommy Wiseau the next Freddy Krueger
guest666
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
AuroraKnux I would enjoy those movies much more if he was in them.
All movies could be improved by tommy wiseau
oh hi wax
"I did not kill her. I did noooottt! Oh, hi mark."
The House of Marks
Tommy wiseau as the serial killer..... I really want to see that
movie... would make me say MYGOD!
+32bit Osserc Ive seen a movie were he plays an evil doctor who performs crazy surgery's on people trying to make perfect vampires or something sorry i don't know the title
+thejudge305
Oh wow.... I don't even mind you don't know the title... The mere fact that such a film exists! Thanks judge!
no problem but hes not even really an important character which probable makes it even funner
I love how no matter what role either Jensen or Jared whatever the movie names them everyone is still gonna call them Dean and Sam
Same
You forgot the "ingenious" twist that Vincent is the "good" twin and Bo was the bad one. Because that was so relevant to the plot.
AllyOJustice Yeah
I forgot that was a thing
Yeah, it's not like both of them are evil murderers....
How was 1 of them good? Aren't they both killers?
Ironic in hindsight how Doug was playing the "moral objector" in this review...
All he has to do is refuse to address his shittyness, and all the hate will go away.
@@reversalmushroom no….it REALLY won’t. Because I’ll never respect him again
@@gracekim1998 I was being sarcastic because that has been his strategy.
@@reversalmushroom that wasn't clear at all
@@gracekim1998 Imagine respecting him to begin with
we were fools to celebrate for defeating the Hilton for we did not forsee the terror of the beast known as kardashian
@Kyros Droztamyr DOOOMED!!!!
Well at least the scene where the whole house melted was pretty cool, I guess?
The cameos with everyone clapping and cheering was hilarious.
The Tommy Wiseau bits crack me up every time
"O HAI Paris Hilton, hahaha, funny story, anyway, how is your sex life?"
The best thing to come out this movie is the Supernatural episode where they fight Paris Hilton.
@ULGROTHA if I remember correctly she was beheaded
12:04 what a trip down memory lane. The good old days of Channel Awesome, I used to go to that site everyday. Haven't been there in years now. Great review btw, quality content.
mikedimples haha now everyone except the critic has left channel awesome and they all have been doing their own solo careers
@@LogBucket Hoo boy...
OMG, I'm crying laughing at the Tommy Wieso voice overs!!!
"Waxwork" from the late 80's starring the guy from Gremlins remains the best horror film of the wax genre. Cabin in the Woods owes it's entire ending to Waxwork.
was Paris Hilton's death scene just the director's reaction to seeing her acting
Was that Wiseau I heard at 6:54?! Oh nevermind Wiseau is just guest staring in this movie, real nice of him.
Phantom of the Wiseau killed me omg
"I did not kill her, I did not, oh hi Mark."
rutgerhauerfan same
Is he actually played by tommy wiseau
A Cat nah
Tommy Wisaeu was so upset that people Said that he should play villains.
Y'know, in the My Immortal fanfic they misspelled this movie as Hoes of Wax. Fairly accurate huh?
Totally.
So goffickly tru.
Is it the XXX version?
Yes! XD
Carter Heer xD
That part with all of the reviewers celebrating Paris Hilton's death was golden.
That went on waaay too long.
@@scaryrumpus
Paris Hilton was hated back then.
@Darth Lazurus which I always found dumb. She didn't really do anything to derserve said hate.
@@KristenDETW 8:44 hottie 😂
I could help but laugh at some parts 😂
Sad thing is, I actually remember cheering in the movie theater at Paris Hilton's death the first time that I watched this. I wasn't the only one cheering, either.
+rj3435 make it Lena Dunham, Michael Moore, Hillary Clinton, or Kanye west than I'll cheer
I laughed really hard
And to think it was nominated for 3 Razzies for Worst Picture, Worst Remake and Worst Supporting Actress (Paris Hilton) winning the latter
@@honestdave Why Michael Moore? And, no, I'm not someone who live in the West.
@@Nestalgba92023 because Michael Moore is not only one of the biggest Hypocrites in America he also spent most of his career trying to divide America
"She died the way she lived, being impaled by a molten smooth shove."
"Long smooth shaft" ?
with the literal house of wax how did it not melt from a hot day
how did they wax a whole town without being caught
we got 527 missing persons report around this area well no big deal I'm guessing the police are very incompetent
Rory Lumley because....
no witnesses
Yeah, these stupid horror movies make no sense.
@@rorylumley4727 Maybe in New York, yeah, but not in some backwater town or county where maybe 1000 people live.
As a child I used to pour hot wax over my hands..... still seems like a much more fun activity than watching this movie.
FarelForever
I think everyone did that as a child.
Hurt like a mofo but we still did it for some reason anyway.
Max Mustermann It was a weird neat experience. Definitely less painful than getting burned from oil when frying!
FarelForever
I used to do that too.
And contrary to what this movie says, my skin did not come off when I peeled the wax off.
+Antichrist2000 same. Now I'm scared to do that because of what I saw here.
That's a fetish for some people.
To think, people actually used to care about Paris Hilton
Legit can’t stop laughing at all the room references. Getting high and watching phelous is all ways the best way to end a day
The commemoration of Paris Hilton's character's death was so great.
Also, hi, Mark.
"She died the way she lived: getting impaled by a long smooth shaft."
SoulEaterSaku90 ua-cam.com/video/9CdVTCDdEwI/v-deo.html
all of the tommy wiseau jokes had me dying
There's a 70s British movie called Carry On Screaming that parodies the 50s version. I saw that then couldn't believe anyone made a serious film about turning people into wax dummies.
FRYING TONIGHT!!!
The director of this film would eventually go on to make an actually good horror movie called The Shallows. Weird, huh?
Ah I remember the days when Paris Hilton was more despised then Kim Kardashian
About that wax peeling scene, Phelous, I got burned by hot wax before when making candles, I think what they were going for was suggesting that the skin under the wax had bubbled and come off at the slightest touch like it would after being doused in boiling water. So, speaking from experience, I revoke that sin from your review.
... OHHHH, that's where that scene of the kid being taped down came from... that always haunted me for years, for some reason
I just love how you’re self-aware that Lupa appearing in any video is always fun to see🙂
1.2.22
So, is Paris Hilton still universally hated?
I can't handle it with the weiseu voice 😅😩 I've watched this review like 3 times & can't stop laughing
I saw this movie in theaters and people laughed and cheered when Paris Hilton died.
A entire building on this scale made of wax would be cool to see, but by all indications this film gives that this is set in the southern US(maybe it's not but still not a place with a lot of snowing at least) problem with constant melting/warping of the wax would be a problem due to the heat.
13:34 Yay Pushing Up Roses appeared in this video!
Hard to believe it's been almost 5 years since I started religiously following you, Phelous.
after learning about the abuse paris endured during her life the death jokes now make me sad
Same : (
we can still mock her acting, jesus
Not funny if she had no trama...
What I love about the cameos in this one is that I first watched this one way before discovering many of the other You Tubers. I mean, I JUST GOT INTO Pushing Roses in the last few weeks and here she is!
Wait she’s in this?🤩
"That was a life!" "Well it was just Paris Hilton..."
the tommy wiseau audio clips were the best. "get off me mudder fucccckker"
LOL fedora guy had the right reaction the first time. Paris isn't worth hating, even when she was still relevant.
Linkara. Although Fedora guy works lol
I remember my granddad watched the original when he was younger and telling me that he actually enjoyed it
I'm hoping he never finds this version
This movie is pretty much an R-rated "Goosebumps" episode.
I saw this review before i knew who paris hilton was. I then started watching Supernatural, and i groaned when i saw the episode where dean got beaten up by a Leshy disguised as paris hilton, in a wax figurine museum.
I started singing 'ding dong, the witch is dead' a second before Film Brain did LOL.
The 30s House of Wax was an iconic film for the suspense-horror subgenre. Same with the 50s. This film has anything but iconic written all over it.
Phelous your killing me! I was enjoying rewatching all your content, but now thanks to blip you're uploading at a pace I cant keep up with XD
In retrospect it is hilarious to see Doug firing Phelous over this in the sketch when in real life... he actually left not soon afterwards
Swift Nimblefoot love your icon
@@TarouMyaki Thanks! That's my fursona Swift, an anthro cheetah, a pretty old drawing of his.
Swift, this video is from 2011
@@SwiftNimblefoot you were a few years early with that comment
I liked this movie the first time I saw it. Then again, it was 3 am and I was 10....
MrHappyBollox The old one is pretty good. This is a pretty bad remake though....
You shouldn't be watching horror movies at that age...
Swift Nimblefoot My first horror movie was seen at 5 or 6, so...
+Chihiro K I was the same age as you the first time watching this. Wade's death disturbed me the most
A Alexander I never liked the idea of being covered in hot wax either...
*sees Sam play with the horse fetus*
Really Sam? I'd expect that kind of behavior from Dean.
Paris Hilton is the only thing I remember about this. I have tried watching it on cable multiple times. I still remember Paris Hilton is in this movie more than anything. Smartest way for a horror movie is a celeb or reality star starring in the movie. Immediately no matter how bad it is some will see it just to watch them "act". Or die...
LMFAO! I had the same reaction to Hilton's death in the theatre & ended up fighting some fanboy after it was finished.
Tell me you won.
More or less I hit him once then his girlfriend hit him for screaming how beautiful he thought hilton was Haydn Anderson
That is Beautiful!
Stewart Damien Honestly, that's good enough for me.
Stewart Damien I seriously doubt that.
phelan i always thought you were part of the cream o" crop within that group and had superb work and effort presented, you sfx were to be admired. your work is deserving of admiration and support ...rly sry eh
One thing I like about this movie is that the evil twin is the one who isn't deformed (the other one isn't good, but Mr. Creepo is the mass-murderer, whereas Waxeau's actions are more about his brother being all he has)
Crazy this is over 10 years old feels like yesterday
I'd love for a horror movie to start with someone being told to put away his camera... and he does. That would be refreshing.
This was the first video I saw of Phelous!
i live for this 😂💕👌 his reviews are the bomb 💯
kinda due to the movie reviewed - one of phelous´s best work!
thanksssssssssss ...
Am I the only one who feels bad for Phelous in this episode? It's his 100th episode and the other reviewers celebrate the death of Paris Hilton rather than celebrate his achievement.
I know. I'm feeling bad for the in-universe Phelous, not the real actor.
yes sir bring the death of Paris Hilton is kind of screwed up I mean it's not like Jenny McCarthy died or anything no reason to celebrate...
yet
Wait she’s dead?
oh my god I have never seen the youtube version of this before now, you actually had to dub over the "walk through the fire" song? that is golden I love you phelan
House of WAX!!
Love this review, Phelous ^___^
6:48 "Hey, why are you looking at me like I'm an idiot? All I am suggesting that it's perfectly normal for there to be wax figures at a wax museum. It's more logical than your question."
*characters walk off, shaking their heads and mumbling of how much of an idiot that I am.*
"What? What did I say? C'mon, guys!"
12:03 starts danceing and singing CELEBRATE GOOD TIMES COME ON
Cinema snob at the end really did me in XD
2:31 Wow, the movie has already topped the silly factor of the 1953 remake! The wax figures are alive! Oh, wait, that's just Paris Hilton.
🎶the phaaaaaannntom of the Wiseau🎶
17:48 who the hell makes a whole building out of wax and WHY THE HELL DID IT NOT MELT UNTIL F**K'IN NOW!!!!?
12:08 This whole bit with all the youtubers is surreal to watch in 2024
"Double Remake!" wow you're impression of the double rainbow guy was spot on, and hilarious.
Lol I deff agree, that casting picture looks like an episode of Entourage or something! Who's idea was it to take that picture... for a HORROR movie!?
"Get it? Cause the bad guys are twins too!" Mind blown on this one. I've deff seen this film more than once and I never even caught that part! I always thought it was just quirky that they decided to make the protagonists twins. I was like oh ok, I guess?
dude got an arrow in the heart and didnt die
House of Wax, featuring a house made of wax. Subtle!
Honestly as dumb as the whole, "Everything is wax" was those house melting effects were pretty good. I would love for them to used in maybe a good Silent Hill movie that is not Jacop's Ladder.
Nostalgia critic and Phelous together!? This is review history!
Noodle Fish
They did three child’s play reviews together
How is a small cameo ‘review history’.
Whatever the fuck that’s supposed to mean.
So many cameos.
It makes me want a producers reunion (except of course for the Walkers and those loyal to them. Screw them!), kinda like what Lewis Lovhaug did with "A voice in the dark", only shot instead of just audio.
dude, i live in hillbilly land and i can tell you all those huge giant awesome racks of antlers would NOT be in that pit lmao. first of all i hate how movies assume bucks have antlers all year long but around here people will literally pull over by the side of the road to cut off the antlers of bucks who got hit by cars ( and sometimes you see them with the entire head cut off so they can remove the antlers at home!) so yeah no way all those freaking trophy bucks would just be tossed in a pit. that apparently doesn't stink to high heavens, and again i can tell you, just ONE deer that got hit in the road laying out in front of your house is intolerable in hot weather. also apparently wherever they live they have both white tails and... elk or... moose or something... at the same time cuz yeah they totally both live together in the same areas
We are talking about a movie that has enough wax to build a building. I do not think you can even buy that much without being beyond stinky rich or turning a few heads!!!
That Paris Hilton is dead bit felt like watching a bunch of crazy people, not helped by the fact that too many of them are crazy and terrible people.
I've been to the studios where they filmed some of house of wax. Apparently one of the sound stages set on fire during the making of it. There was no fire when I went though.
I don't really get why so much hate for Paris Hilton, then again I don't know much about Paris Hilton.
I must have rewound to 6:55 in about 10 times already
Friggin HILARIOUS!
Best 2nd hundred episode ever
The killer in the 2005 remake is a tracer okay. No one had the heart to tell him that he trace, he goes around the lines, he is a tracer. You think the 1953 version had a tracer? No, Vincent Price did the whole thing with a ruler and it was Excellent!!!!
I always thought the evil brother was hot when I was a kid
The scene where everybody is celebrating is the best thing ever.
this one has my favorite joke! a montage of people clapping for 3 minutes
Funny part is that in an episode of Supernatural a wax figure of Paris Hilton kicks the boys asses lol