Case 39 - Phelous

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  • @TheSkully343
    @TheSkully343 5 років тому +61

    Looking back, this movie really should've just been a dark comedy about an alcoholic social worker trying to take care of a bratty little demon girl. Dealing with the hardships of trying to maintain your sanity while your adopted daughter murders her teachers, causes covert manipulation to those around her and burns the house down because she didn't get ice cream whenever she wanted.
    A family friendly motion picture all the family can enjoy.

    • @yourfriendlyneighborhoodpl9761
      @yourfriendlyneighborhoodpl9761 5 років тому +9

      I ironically thought it was a dark comedy.

    • @SwiftNimblefoot
      @SwiftNimblefoot 2 роки тому +6

      It should have been called Bridget Jones Diary - Me and My Demon Daughter. :D

    • @dubuyajay9964
      @dubuyajay9964 Рік тому +1

      So a female version of "Little Nicky?"

    • @ScribblebytesWorldwide
      @ScribblebytesWorldwide Рік тому

      @@dubuyajay9964 I was just about to say that.

    • @ruggiebuggie3195
      @ruggiebuggie3195 Рік тому +1

      I can kinda see that in my head in sort of wacky, but dark style like those 90s Adam’s Family films.

  • @theotherghostgirl337
    @theotherghostgirl337 8 років тому +62

    Could have been better if the kid had a history of being adopted by parents who go crazy (sort of like the orphan) instead of somehow surviving 10 years with her birth parents

  • @Pyroniusburn
    @Pyroniusburn 6 років тому +29

    *leans over to whisper in ear*
    "IDONTHAVEANYTHINGTOSAY TELL HER THAT!"

  • @konstance13
    @konstance13 8 років тому +50

    "Lily's a man! Of course!" My favorite part.

  • @Nightman221k
    @Nightman221k 8 років тому +48

    I love how Why Emily, turns into "Y-M-L-E? Y-M-L-E? Y-M-L-E?" Upon repeating it an obnoxious amount of times.

    • @Hauptseite
      @Hauptseite 5 років тому +8

      ♫It's fun to stay at the Y-M-L-E! It's fun to stay at the Y-M-L-E!♪

    • @MrZerothejedi
      @MrZerothejedi 4 роки тому +6

      I know it's not right to hit kids, but lets be honest, if a kid was repeating "Why (your name)?" Repeatedly... as her voice gets higher... and higher........ kersmack!

    • @GlitchMasterFaZe
      @GlitchMasterFaZe 3 роки тому

      SHUT UP! SHUT! UP!

    • @JThom529
      @JThom529 Рік тому

      @@MrZerothejedi or…you could just tell them why instead of giving in to your saddest urges

  • @smjaiteh
    @smjaiteh 8 років тому +75

    Every death in this film makes literally no sense. Spine cracks instead of hornets, falls on forks, shooting over shoulder apparently shoots your face.

    • @kirk1701
      @kirk1701 4 роки тому +3

      I know this is a 4 year old comment, but I took it that the people inadvertently killed themselves (e.g Ian McShane thought he was shooting an imaginary dog, but in reality he was pointing the gun at himself).

    • @latayesha
      @latayesha 2 роки тому

      @@kirk1701 Yeah, that's literally what the movie says/shows. Still don't get the hornets death tho

    • @kirk1701
      @kirk1701 2 роки тому

      @@latayesha I'll have to watch the movie again to see what the movie _literally_ shows about the hornet's death.
      However, I don't recall the film being something I'd want to revisit.

    • @latayesha
      @latayesha 2 роки тому

      @@kirk1701 Bradley Cooper's back gets broken bc the hornets??

  • @top1862
    @top1862 8 років тому +121

    it's a solid concept for a horror movie, though. if it were done properly it could get you feeling sympathetic and attached to the characters at first and it could be really terrifying when you realize how wrong you were. not this though lmao

    • @jekblom123
      @jekblom123 7 років тому +11

      it was already done with Omen.

    • @Deform-2024
      @Deform-2024 5 років тому +9

      Orphan 2009 did this better, except demons aren't involved.

    • @Ravenite456
      @Ravenite456 5 років тому +5

      @@Deform-2024 Was that the one where the twist was that the little girl was a midget serial killer?

    • @Deform-2024
      @Deform-2024 5 років тому +1

      @@Ravenite456 Pretty much...

  • @Phreezer
    @Phreezer 8 років тому +280

    I kinda miss Phelous' reviewing bad horror movies.

    • @boomzilla86
      @boomzilla86 8 років тому +14

      +Phreezer
      we all do. he should fit one in every so often.

    • @DeathTrax333
      @DeathTrax333 8 років тому

      +Phreezer Me too my friend...me to...

    • @Clay3613
      @Clay3613 8 років тому +14

      +Phreezer He still does...most recent was Unfriended.

    • @Hauptseite
      @Hauptseite 8 років тому +11

      Just watched his most recent upload of Hellraiser: Hellworld. Enjoy it!

    • @thegirlleastlikelyto
      @thegirlleastlikelyto 8 років тому +10

      He just reviewed Friend Request!

  • @1Hol1Tiger
    @1Hol1Tiger 8 років тому +33

    "HI BILLY MAYES HERE!"
    Ah that's always good to hear.

  • @piranhacupcake5154
    @piranhacupcake5154 8 років тому +79

    You'd think someone in her line of work would know how to DOCUMENT EVIDENCE of dangerous behavior? Voice recorders can fit in your coat pocket, and she could have video taped the little girl's craziness from behind the door since she always hid in the same room when things got weird. Granted having the girl put in a mental house wouldn't defeat the demon, but proving she was insane would be a start in that it would limit her freedom a bit.

    • @scitechian
      @scitechian 8 років тому +11

      Such evidence is inadmissible unless you inform the people being recorded that you're recording the conversation, or unless you have a warrant to do so regardless of their cooperation.

    • @anikmonette2140
      @anikmonette2140 7 років тому +5

      scitechian Then how you can get any evidence? That totally defeats the purpose...

    • @python1972
      @python1972 6 років тому +13

      Talisguy So if I record a murder I have to tell the murderer that I'm recording him for evidence?
      What is he point in recording then?
      Because you can just say "no I won't let you record me" and auddenly video proof is gone

    • @Tazzie1312
      @Tazzie1312 6 років тому +6

      That actually depends on if you're in a two-party state or not. Differs by state.
      And it's only inadmissable in a court of law. Doesn't mean you can't show your friends or such.

    • @ItsBunnyBuns
      @ItsBunnyBuns 2 роки тому +1

      @@Tazzie1312 idk if that applies to recording in your OWN HOUSE 😂

  • @gratuitouslurking8610
    @gratuitouslurking8610 7 років тому +137

    Wait, you named the kid LILITH!?! That's a warning sign right there that this is a crappy horror movie, it'd be like naming a boy Beelzebub!

    • @TheBonkleFox
      @TheBonkleFox 4 роки тому +6

      I mean one of my friends is trans and that's the name they chose

    • @adrian-my8sw
      @adrian-my8sw 4 роки тому +10

      The name Lilith means child of the night or night monster

    • @SwiftNimblefoot
      @SwiftNimblefoot 2 роки тому +7

      Yeah, better name her sister Morrigan, then you can have a whole Darkstalker succubus family!

    • @SwiftNimblefoot
      @SwiftNimblefoot 2 роки тому +2

      @@TheBonkleFox Goes to show the general levels of intelligence he has.

    • @SwiftNimblefoot
      @SwiftNimblefoot 2 роки тому +1

      @@adrian-my8sw And was the mythical succubus who tried to seduce Adam. What a nice christian name! :P

  • @MrStath1986
    @MrStath1986 8 років тому +83

    BILLY MAYS HERE AND HAVE I GOT A TERRIBLE MOVIE FOR YOU

    • @MrZerothejedi
      @MrZerothejedi 4 роки тому +3

      WHY AM I HITTING MY HEAD WITH THIS HAMMER? No seriously now I gotta find the infomercial and find that out...

  • @LevelUpLeo
    @LevelUpLeo 8 років тому +87

    These type of "single psycho who seems innocent" type movies always seem more frustrating than scary. Like, it's just idiotic how EVERYONE believes the psycho and NOONE believes the victim. Especially when they're respected professionals.
    As a matter of fact, that's also the plot to What About Bob? So, try again movie makers.

    • @SuperMarkerComicBro
      @SuperMarkerComicBro 8 років тому +13

      The main difference, however, is What About Bob? was a(n intentional) comedy, so trying to do the same basic plot as a horror falls completely flat.

    • @retrogamelover2012
      @retrogamelover2012 8 років тому +6

      Plus, you'd really need to be good at writing skits like that, or else THAT can get frustrating too.

    • @akiameko1984
      @akiameko1984 7 років тому +9

      Cape Fear did it well in both versions, but Kady was smart enough to play that card. He made it look like he was trying to seek an apology, and after Bowden admitted what he did, he lost all credibility until the coincidences added up. Every other single Psycho movie, it's they were too dumb to notice, or couldn't be bothered to care. What About Bob was a perfect parody of that. The one that bothers me the most is Single White Female... I mean, she made everyone and their dog shit their pants twice, yet no one thought it'd be a good idea to get the woman she was obsessed with somewhere safe and call the fucking cops?! At least they tried to exploit apathy as an excuse, they just weren't any good at it.

    • @LadyCoyKoi
      @LadyCoyKoi 5 років тому +12

      " it's just idiotic how EVERYONE believes the psycho and NOONE believes the victim."
      Just like in real life, so art imitates life in this sense.

    • @fightingmedialounge519
      @fightingmedialounge519 4 роки тому +2

      Wouldn't say just like real life.

  • @theponydalek7923
    @theponydalek7923 8 років тому +112

    "Case 39" would be a better title for a horror movie based in a abandoned science lab in the middle of nowhere with a escaped creature on the loose in there, while hiding from it they hind some old folders with one called case 39, being the thing chasing the main cast

    • @arbiter11171
      @arbiter11171 8 років тому +4

      sounds like incubus!

    • @noonoclock1351
      @noonoclock1351 8 років тому +1

      +arbiter11171 My thoughts exactly

    • @LooneyFockers
      @LooneyFockers 8 років тому +1

      You should make that movie :3

    • @matthewmoran5297
      @matthewmoran5297 8 років тому +2

      Or maybe something like "Session 9".

    • @matthewmoran5297
      @matthewmoran5297 8 років тому +2

      The Encyclopedia of Pop Culture
      Oh my God, that sounds fucking awesome! XD

  • @frankbruder3097
    @frankbruder3097 Рік тому +6

    This film doesn't work as horror but could have worked as a dark fantasy drama.
    There's no on-screen evidence to support the believe of the parents that Lily is literally demonic. She's an unruly child with some specific paranormal abilities (note: might be set in the X-Men universe) who suffers because her parents don't know how to deal with her.
    When Emily is fully aware that it's all just illusions and that Lily has no power over her unless she's afraid, they have a real breakthrough. But then it becomes more interesting than we would have expected, because Lily starts to tackle _Emily's_ childhood trauma. When that fails to break Emily, what _should_ happen is that Emily gains Lily's respect, and that's where the film should have ended.
    - and it should have been a pilot for a sitcom show about child psychology with some phantastic elements.

  • @cthulhuhoops
    @cthulhuhoops 6 років тому +11

    The repeated use of "I don't have anything to say, tell her that" makes me fuckin' HOWL with laughter each time I watch this.

  • @GivenFailure
    @GivenFailure 8 років тому +72

    The imagery of the hornet in the eye was genuinely a little disturbing.

    • @dragonempress8367
      @dragonempress8367 4 роки тому +4

      Still a stupid movie either way.

    • @donaldhysa4836
      @donaldhysa4836 3 роки тому +3

      Not the hornets! Aghhhh! My eyes!

    • @latayesha
      @latayesha 2 роки тому

      @@dragonempress8367 No one said it wasn't. You fucking buzzkill

  • @SolidSnake2017
    @SolidSnake2017 8 років тому +27

    That yelling in the background gag kills me

  • @Alucard-A-La-Carte
    @Alucard-A-La-Carte 5 років тому +9

    There's a good concept underneath this: the anxiety that a lot of parents have that their child will either turn out "bad" or that it will take over their lives more insidiously...of course, you could ALSO go this film's route and do none of that, just making it a generic Omen knock-off.

  • @PrettyH8Mach1n3
    @PrettyH8Mach1n3 8 років тому +35

    I think there was a Law and Order SVU episode like this but without supernatural shit and just attempted murder.

  • @Stillenacht3D
    @Stillenacht3D 8 років тому +55

    So she got the "In water" ending

    • @catalinarose3306
      @catalinarose3306 5 років тому +3

      Silent Hill 2

    • @TheSkully343
      @TheSkully343 5 років тому +8

      And the audience made the smart decision of choosing the "Leave" ending right out of the cinema.

    • @gracekim1998
      @gracekim1998 2 роки тому

      she's completely useless now!

  • @gumbiman3350
    @gumbiman3350 8 років тому +107

    Why does that woman sound like 7 year old child?

    • @ThePonderer
      @ThePonderer 8 років тому +13

      I thought I was the only one.

    • @burntgrahamcracker2866
      @burntgrahamcracker2866 8 років тому +8

      It's her voice kind of like what's her face who plays Bonnie in family guy imagine those two having a conversation

    • @soandso3676
      @soandso3676 8 років тому +11

      +jack brearley Jennifer Tilly

    • @proxyhunterstudios9923
      @proxyhunterstudios9923 8 років тому +13

      +Based Millennial Jennifer Tully and Renee Zellweiger in the same room having to give a conversation, well...at least it isn't Nick Cage and Gary Busey??

    • @MrZerothejedi
      @MrZerothejedi 4 роки тому

      @@proxyhunterstudios9923 ............You're right. A movie with the Busey and Nick Cage is something that is so desperately needed.

  • @talynhastime9343
    @talynhastime9343 6 років тому +43

    It's embarrassing for an adult to apologize for their flaws? LOL No, it's called "humbling".

    • @megatron6713
      @megatron6713 3 роки тому +5

      Humility.......

    • @ItsBunnyBuns
      @ItsBunnyBuns 2 роки тому +1

      She’s a demon, she’s saying that to emasculate him and to sow seeds of misery and doubt. Demons aren’t there to tell you truths, lol
      It worked, since she got what she wanted from him.

    • @JThom529
      @JThom529 Рік тому +1

      A shame Cooper didn’t realize she was toying with him otherwise he could have kept his cool

  • @serasassone6446
    @serasassone6446 5 років тому +6

    Good job on the review, Phelous! Another bad Horror Movie CASE, closed.
    (Turns around and walks away while putting sunglasses with an explosion in the background)

  • @definitelynotyourmom42
    @definitelynotyourmom42 8 років тому +49

    watched this movie out of sheer boredom a couple months ago. painting a landscape with my boogers would've been a better use of my time.

  • @sydneyslaughter7163
    @sydneyslaughter7163 7 років тому +83

    It would've been more interesting if Lily was a demon spawn that lived with her abusive demon father and the social worker (just doing her job) takes Lily from her dad and since no foster homes are available, has Lily stay with her. Then Lily's angry daddy comes back and starts killing everyone Lily's been in contact with, eventually coming after Lily and the social worker. Then, for the finale, Lily demons-up and takes her father down in an epic and sort of poetic battle to end his murderous oppression of her and everyone else. The twist could be an after-credits scene of Lily killing a school bully with her powers and grinning with delight.

    • @ripleyjlawman.3162
      @ripleyjlawman.3162 6 років тому +7

      Sydney Slaughter To be honest that sounds amazing.

    • @AmaryInkawult
      @AmaryInkawult 5 років тому +4

      James Lawman I'd pay to watch that movie.

    • @robertlucas3346
      @robertlucas3346 5 років тому +3

      Garbage story

    • @pandorasangel2747
      @pandorasangel2747 4 роки тому +4

      Honestly that sounds more like a action movie story

    • @Gambit771
      @Gambit771 4 роки тому +1

      Utter shite.
      That sounds like the plot (minute the demon family bit) of so many lazy, generic, crap horror films that already exist.
      Like mama.

  • @christinawilkephillips7684
    @christinawilkephillips7684 8 років тому +30

    "ice cream, I can't give that to you everyday..." I choked on my fuckin yoghurt haha!!

  • @UncleSam2028
    @UncleSam2028 8 років тому +28

    8:58 I laughed so hard at your reaction, *my* spine snapped.

  • @TheRoflcer
    @TheRoflcer 8 років тому +31

    Since her ability appears to be causing horrifying hallucinations to force peoples death, I question how her first mother died by burning alive.

    • @MarginalSC
      @MarginalSC 8 років тому +12

      +TheRoflcer Imaginary hornets routinely break backs.

    • @darrelsam419
      @darrelsam419 8 років тому +15

      Spontanous combustion?
      I don't even know.

    • @blaisetelfer8499
      @blaisetelfer8499 6 років тому +7

      Cause if you burn in your dreams then you burn for real...or something.
      Another movie where the writers thought having supernatural elements meant there was no need for consistency.

    • @angelpassion7259
      @angelpassion7259 3 роки тому +1

      I believe the ending alludes to her mother dying in some terrific car accident maybe involving a big truck as seen in the illusion. Maybe the wreck caused a fire in the process.

    • @latayesha
      @latayesha 2 роки тому

      Last time I checked they mention her being alive, near the end?? Bc otherwise it makes no sense

  • @JW666
    @JW666 5 років тому +8

    I guess this was one of the last movies Reneé Zellweger made when she still had a recognizable face before her use of botox or surgery, I don't know, and she became unrecognizable. Seriously, she looks like a different person today & it kinda bugs me for some reason.

  • @Sean_Bird
    @Sean_Bird 5 років тому +13

    1:51
    Hey... she called her Lilith! Like the demon lady! That’s symbolism!
    This Movie’s still pretty dumb though.

  • @ScowlieMeerkat
    @ScowlieMeerkat 8 років тому +7

    Social workers are advocates on behalf of children. They're not judges who're supposed to keep an open mind and weigh parent versus child.

  • @ursidae97
    @ursidae97 8 років тому +45

    Too be fair every social worker I've ever had made it their business to make assumptions.

    • @azazellon
      @azazellon 4 роки тому +10

      Isn't that kinda part of their job though? They got a report of some sort of suspected abuse or other child endangerment, they already have ideas of what's going on and try to get to the heart of the situation.

    • @tbirdUCW6ReAJ
      @tbirdUCW6ReAJ 3 роки тому +1

      So true

    • @gracekim1998
      @gracekim1998 2 роки тому +1

      @@azazellon that's the wrong wording.

  • @ItsTheFizz
    @ItsTheFizz 8 років тому +59

    14:28 - 15:03 may be one of my all-time favorite bits from your show...

    • @Ogihci2
      @Ogihci2 8 років тому +4

      +Michael Scally MAI GAWD!

    • @AllenShircliff
      @AllenShircliff 8 років тому +3

      this movie is hilarious not scary

    • @violettaeve
      @violettaeve 8 років тому

      +Ogihci2 i fuckin say that now in my day to day life :P

    • @Ogihci2
      @Ogihci2 8 років тому

      bimbo0618
      Really? MAI GAWD! /0o0\

    • @beekbeek8535
      @beekbeek8535 7 років тому +1

      DON'T MIND IF I DO!

  • @justinlawrence8244
    @justinlawrence8244 8 років тому +13

    A Red Green show reference a milestone in phelous's career

  • @DragonHiss4
    @DragonHiss4 3 роки тому +4

    "But Phelous, light-guns like the Zapper don't work on LCD scree-" I don't care...

  • @brianfuller7691
    @brianfuller7691 4 роки тому +7

    First, naming a daughter Lilith is not a good sign for your daughter or a movie.

  • @fanfaretloudest
    @fanfaretloudest 7 років тому +15

    I wonder if one of the writers was trying secretly to be funny and being like "This is an allegory to a bratty kid!" lol. It makes sense then if thought of that way.

  • @dadobojart7895
    @dadobojart7895 8 років тому +127

    You know... For me, case 39 is one of those morally disgusting movies. You know why?
    Because, through the first half of the movie, there was absolutely no evidence that Lily was anything but a gentle, shy girl that was heavily abused by her paranoid parents which thought she was a hellspawn... And, in the secound half of the movie, we were shown that her parents were RIGHT. ... Do I need to say why else this movie causes me to feel flat-out hatred?

    • @konstance13
      @konstance13 8 років тому +26

      Dado Bojart Plus, do they ever really show any reason her parents had for being scared in the first place? Seems she only started murdering afterward. Did she ask them for too much ice scream?

    • @konstance13
      @konstance13 8 років тому +5

      Jeffrey314159 Frailty is a very underrated movie, that actually had some buildup to the twist.

    • @konstance13
      @konstance13 8 років тому +2

      Jeffrey314159 To be honest, even though there's obvious discrepancies, I often think of Supernatural as a spiritual successor 😂

    • @konstance13
      @konstance13 8 років тому +4

      Jeffrey314159 Also, if you haven't, you should watch it with Bill Paxton's commentary. It's pretty interesting and he shares some of more subtle hints toward the ending.

    • @konstance13
      @konstance13 8 років тому +3

      Jeffrey314159 Lol, yes, the entire premise is two sons raised by single dad who's kind of crazy and they hunts demons/monsters. And one son is obsessed with pleasing the dad while the other rebels. Not much beyond that, but I feel the folks who made the series could have been moldy inspired by the film.

  • @CounterLife
    @CounterLife 8 років тому +25

    8:18
    Hmm...Radio. What's going on with that radio?

  • @elinfini
    @elinfini 8 років тому +14

    15:40
    Ok, how were they expecting people to take this film seriously after that?
    Because that scene basically _destroyed_ the movie (as Phelous said).

  • @dwarfbunni
    @dwarfbunni 8 років тому +7

    its so simple but I love sad pandas outro for your show,

  • @tx4257
    @tx4257 8 років тому +4

    Ah, a classic episode :) these uploads always make my Tuesday before work.

  • @SwiftNimblefoot
    @SwiftNimblefoot 2 роки тому +4

    I am almost surprised they got Al Pacino for this, but then I remembered his Adam Sandler movies... EDIT: oh wait that was Ian MacShane. Ah, he too is too good for this.

  • @Catzbe
    @Catzbe 8 років тому +7

    Absolutely loved the Red Green reference!!

  • @Canada1994
    @Canada1994 4 роки тому +7

    Ahh Phelous, a fellow Red Green fan I see. Also yes leaving a child is a jailable offense, but only if it's longer than 24 hours straight

  • @troin3925
    @troin3925 8 років тому +7

    This movie is a sillier version of the Twilight Zone episode "It's a Good Life." Also, Lily, SUBTLE!! V/H/S was more subtle with that name, mostly because it was never said onscreen.

    • @troin3925
      @troin3925 8 років тому

      Jeffrey314159 If this was Omen V and Delia has changed actresses. I haven't watched the Omen movies, I just looked up Omen IV because I remember looking it up.

  • @marioallstarrr
    @marioallstarrr 8 років тому +17

    Phelous could you pleaseeeeee do the 'Contracted' movies? I can imagine the comedy gold you'd get from both lol

  • @emissaryofcharybdis105
    @emissaryofcharybdis105 Рік тому

    14:28 There's just something so special about Phelous' videos. Absolutely perfect mood setting.

  • @jonjeez4218
    @jonjeez4218 8 років тому +10

    this is one of those movies that my dad bought for the lead actress thinking that it would be good like Catwoman my dad had horrible taste in movies

  • @gothnerd887
    @gothnerd887 5 років тому +5

    I'm surprised no-one's pointed out that this movie shows what Americans think autistic children are like

    • @gracekim1998
      @gracekim1998 2 роки тому

      Wait um what?

    • @TroubleToby3040
      @TroubleToby3040 8 місяців тому

      Let me get this straight:
      You, uhm... You think there's a whole country (and one of the more populous, better educated ones, at that) that is COLLECTIVELY incapable of recognizing the signs of autism? Am I correct that this is the intended meaning of your comment? I wonder (as an American, I can't really be sure) if making an asinine statement like that is a sign of autism... Nah, I'm sure you're just a typical dumbass.
      Edit: You should do a quick google search on the percentage of reputable schools and doctors specializing in autism that are located in, or come FROM the U. S.
      Half-wit.

  • @gagaplex
    @gagaplex 7 років тому +6

    Lilith. Yeah. I'll name my son Beelzebub and then be surprised if he turns out bad.

  • @Uncle-Jay
    @Uncle-Jay 3 роки тому +3

    I hate it when people confuse bees and hornets. The only thing I hate worse is them confusing gerbils and hamster. I owned both for years, they don't even look the same!

  • @everothnyesh9340
    @everothnyesh9340 6 років тому +5

    16:20 heh you just made me laugh, thanks Phelan, i needed that.

  • @SpeedyEric1
    @SpeedyEric1 5 років тому +12

    Thank God Bradley Cooper went on to star in better things, like Guardians of the Galaxy and A Star Is Born.

  • @SpeedyEric1
    @SpeedyEric1 8 років тому +13

    Seriously, UA-cam, stop taking down movie reviews, especially those on movies that deserve it, like Case 39.
    #WTFU

    • @lucasbell4831
      @lucasbell4831 7 років тому +1

      SpeedyEric1 You don't bring Doug's hashtags to this channel.

    • @SpeedyEric1
      @SpeedyEric1 7 років тому +1

      "Pff. Doug."

  • @SwiftNimblefoot
    @SwiftNimblefoot 2 роки тому +3

    Daddy scream-whispering cracks me up.

  • @Gfrog1000
    @Gfrog1000 8 років тому +10

    This movie was more humorous than scary...

  • @CynicalBastard47
    @CynicalBastard47 6 років тому +5

    I actually went to see this movie in theaters when it landed in the states. Mostly as an excuse to use a coupon i had for a free popcorn. I honestly found it more funny than Liar Liar.

  • @KristSnyd
    @KristSnyd 8 років тому +33

    so basically they made her evil because of that silent hill role? also Renee's voice is so... girlish.

  • @ripleyjlawman.3162
    @ripleyjlawman.3162 8 років тому +28

    Netflix thinks this is a psychological thriller, how tragic.

    • @giuseppeianniello1998
      @giuseppeianniello1998 5 років тому +4

      James Lawman actually they ‘re right.
      Seeing this god-awful movie causes psychological issues!
      Also, what a big waste of great actors!
      I can see why Renée Zellweger took a hiatus after this

    • @Shades14
      @Shades14 26 днів тому

      Thank you! I've been people Reddit trying to say that it's on par with 1408. No. Absolutely not.

  • @markmarkess4264
    @markmarkess4264 7 років тому +5

    15:40 this is gold. Lmao everytime I come back to this xD

  • @thespacebat
    @thespacebat 8 років тому +12

    Phelous made a Red Green reference, he is officially my favorite internet reviewer of all time.

  • @fleakletheotter
    @fleakletheotter 8 років тому +14

    Did you have to use the Simpsons clip for that scene, it's killing me with laughter!

  • @Tylerson
    @Tylerson 8 років тому +15

    Man, I hadn't seen this since the original posting. Great stuff.

  • @LaDracul
    @LaDracul 8 років тому +8

    And of course, Joelle Ferland...it wouldn't be a scary movie without her...
    Of course, I can't tell if Lily or Bree Turner had it worse...

  • @k.artware
    @k.artware 6 років тому +8

    I look forward to the sequel Case 40. Aaaaaaand the prequel: Case 38.

    • @LadyCoyKoi
      @LadyCoyKoi 5 років тому +1

      That's what the Omen is.

  • @dislexic498
    @dislexic498 8 років тому +9

    Oh, I dont know, it can be fucking terrifying to have evil kids demanding icecream. Of course, you have to do it right or it just comes across as silly

  • @Never_heart
    @Never_heart 6 років тому +5

    Yes Phelous spread the Red Green

  • @firelily0894
    @firelily0894 4 роки тому +5

    I remember watching this when I was like 6 and being TERRIFIED

  • @WhiteN0iz
    @WhiteN0iz 8 років тому +3

    The Red-Green clip.

    • @handsomebrick
      @handsomebrick 5 років тому

      I saw Ross Scott, who was born American and moved to Poland, reference Red Green.

    • @gracekim1998
      @gracekim1998 2 роки тому

      What is that?😅

  • @RoseWaltz
    @RoseWaltz 8 років тому +12

    This movie made me so mad since it could have been so good. Well, good, at any rate. Instead it feels like a rough draft.

    • @RoseWaltz
      @RoseWaltz 8 років тому +2

      I've been thinking about ite and I know something I would change. First of, the hornets don't break his back. I would have had him slip and fall and break his head so it looked like an accident.
      The demon would start out cute and soft, but as Renee got more and now touted as the demon feed off of her love and happiness, I would have the demon get more and more frustrated then get angry, not understanding there was no more energy.
      I actually thought having her nag and nag and nag was great, since it was frustrating and irritating and grating. But the rest is the movie was so frustrating to watch the evil child was just sitting in a bad way.

    • @SwazyReactions
      @SwazyReactions 8 років тому

      did you watch it recently or did you watch it when it came out ? because obviously its gonna be easy to criticize it now becaue you arent as dumb as you were 8years ago and have had experiences with more movies and have a idea of whats going to happen when u watch said (old) movie

  • @tomoliver2112
    @tomoliver2112 5 років тому +4

    “Roasted Lilly for dinner” 😂

  • @Whitefox789
    @Whitefox789 8 років тому +20

    I've missed you reviewing bad horror movies (love the Silent Hill references as well as games lined up for this review). :D
    I remember seeing my brother and his wife watching this my response was, "Hey is that, that little girl from Silent Hill" in which after the affirmation of Yes I was like, "Okay you guys have fun, I'm not watching this".

  • @DeclanCorey
    @DeclanCorey 7 років тому +2

    8:15 was a missed opportunity to use the "7 days" soundbite. >:(

  • @PunksterOS
    @PunksterOS 8 років тому +17

    Re:upload due to copyright flagging on some music or something and has now been fixed with Phelous singing?
    You should release an album one day, Phelous: Sings the Movies.
    Seriously, what have you changed here? No singing required, so what then?
    It's good review, especially that Duck Hunt ending.

    • @toyotagt8687
      @toyotagt8687 8 років тому +3

      +Punkster Daddy youtube's copyright system is broken as a bad mixtape found in a dumpster

  • @Tareltonlives
    @Tareltonlives 3 роки тому +3

    The Red Green and Billy Mays jokes still make me laugh

  • @bainbonic
    @bainbonic 7 років тому +2

    Oh shit, I remember this! I remember my father watching it when I was younger and it creeped the shit out of me because I was a child and therefore easily scared, though I didn't even know its name until now. It's weird, even though it's not scary, even just watching this video gives me chills because I remember it scaring young me.

  • @archer1949
    @archer1949 8 років тому +22

    Should've called the Winchester Brothers.

    • @lucasbell4831
      @lucasbell4831 7 років тому +5

      Lew Archer 1949 So they can what? Parade how "hot" they are to lure teenage girls into thinking that crap is actually good?

    • @JThom529
      @JThom529 Рік тому

      @@lucasbell4831it’s entertaining crap

  • @patricksmith6680
    @patricksmith6680 8 років тому +9

    Hey Phelous, is there any chance you could review an 80's horror movie called "Rawhead Rex"? Or is that a bit to old for this show?

    • @RAFMnBgaming
      @RAFMnBgaming 8 років тому +4

      no, the one that came out 50 years ago during that period in the 1960s colloquially referred to as "the 80s".

  • @scitechian
    @scitechian 8 років тому +2

    This is why I would make a terrible social worker. I'd be arrested my first week on the job for murdering a child abuser.

  • @babypower14
    @babypower14 7 років тому +3

    anyone know the song at the start is called the one that starts at 0:10?

    • @JThom529
      @JThom529 4 роки тому +1

      Army of Angels by Nedeshda Brennicke

  • @heymistercarter.
    @heymistercarter. 6 років тому +2

    10:25-10:41 You'll float too, You'll float too, You'll float too, You'll Float Too, YOU'LL FLOAT TOO!!!

  • @swolf712
    @swolf712 5 років тому +6

    Few things frustrate me more than a good concept done poorly.

  • @lunayoshi
    @lunayoshi 8 років тому +35

    Aww, maannn, you know shit has gotten serious when Phelous brings out the humorously inappropriate sound effects.
    Dat end bit, doe... :]

  • @brunobucciaratiswife
    @brunobucciaratiswife 4 роки тому +1

    I just watched this movie yesterday, then this popped up into my suggestions! :D

  • @Obiwan1994Kenobi-iv4jf
    @Obiwan1994Kenobi-iv4jf 8 років тому +4

    I love that Silent Hill music. By the way Phelan, SILENT HILL!! SILENT HILL!!

  • @GoeticJeffy666
    @GoeticJeffy666 Рік тому +1

    I actually think Jodelle Ferland is a really good actress but this film strays from suspense to unintended (or intentional) comedy to jumpscares back to slight horror and then over the top hilarity. Honestly I love it cause it's so funny. The dynamics between the characters is bizzare, but it's fun to watch 😂 "I want a hot fudge Sunday everyday, for every meal!"
    EMILY: "You'll get diabetes!"
    LILITH : "I'm a demon goddammit I can't contract any diseases you bitch!" 🤣

  • @apex2000
    @apex2000 8 років тому +6

    case 39 is her 39th case, symbolism?

  • @winterlynn9012
    @winterlynn9012 6 років тому +3

    Wow I had forgotten all about this movie till now. I remember my neighbor had some bootleg copy and told me I had to watch it because it was "extremely scary and fucked up " So I watched it expecting something scary and awesome..Well I didn't think it was horrible, it held my attention to the end but I couldn't help but laugh at some of the little girls acting and dialogue. Could have been worse but it also could have been a hell of a lot better. Also every time I see Renee Zellweger I think of Joey Lauren Adams mixed with Jennifer Tilly.

  • @MentalLiberation
    @MentalLiberation 6 років тому

    15:05 the reason I watched this today...in 2018. The rest is already awesome

  • @Dreadjaws
    @Dreadjaws 8 років тому +10

    SILENT HILLLLLLL!!!

  • @Acobjum
    @Acobjum 8 років тому +10

    Jodelle Ferland seems to have bad luck and keeps getting stuck in crap movies such as this. Also nice RedGreen reference, I love that show!

    • @troin3925
      @troin3925 8 років тому +1

      +Acobjum One non crappy film she was on that I can think of was Cabin In The Woods.

    • @somerandomperson3970
      @somerandomperson3970 3 роки тому +2

      @@troin3925 Pictures of Hollis Woods' her best TV performance, IMO. Paranorman is probably the only "good" movie she ever did after Silent Hill.
      Edit: Cabin In The Woods' good too, IMO, but she's quite a minor role there.

  • @Jrez
    @Jrez 7 років тому +1

    Why can Hollywood directors not competently direct children anymore? It is so rare to find a good child performance these days, I think most people sadly excuse bad performances from children just because they're children.

  • @MforMovesets
    @MforMovesets 8 років тому +6

    A Classic Episode!?!

  • @deloctyte
    @deloctyte 8 років тому +18

    Warcraft II reference

    • @VenusHeadTrap2
      @VenusHeadTrap2 8 років тому +2

      +deloctyte zug zug

    • @JustinJTime
      @JustinJTime 8 років тому +4

      +Griffin Tremaine DABU

    • @elinfini
      @elinfini 8 років тому +7

      +deloctyte
      Phelous would make a good orc.

  • @Trencher1375
    @Trencher1375 8 років тому +11

    Looks like that it had potential. Too bad.

  • @NeoDragonCount
    @NeoDragonCount 6 років тому +1

    I dunno why; but I just love the ending of this review with the Duckhunt reference.

  • @geekygamergirl7259
    @geekygamergirl7259 6 років тому +2

    You know what's funny? I was actually thinking it would be great if the twist was she was an evil demon and instead of putting the demon in her in a ritual like they were setting it up in the horror norm they were trying to kill the demon. Clearly I was wrong!

  • @swagner15333
    @swagner15333 6 років тому +5

    So after a night of drinking she decided maybe she would be a good morher