Kenny Senior Phoenix Nights

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  • Опубліковано 2 гру 2024

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  • @david-im3xj
    @david-im3xj Рік тому +67

    BONNIE LANGFORD. nearly broke her back. Best line ever 🤣🤣🤣

    • @matt9383
      @matt9383 2 місяці тому

      🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @jackdale9019
    @jackdale9019 Місяць тому +3

    “He can’t hear you, it’s one of the conditions of being dead” is a top quality line😂😂

  • @purpleglitterladette
    @purpleglitterladette 3 роки тому +175

    He's the adult version of Jay from the Inbetweeners 😂

    • @monkeytennis8861
      @monkeytennis8861 2 роки тому +5

      But... the Spanish. Maybe it's all true

    • @kmag7122
      @kmag7122 Рік тому +1

      yes brilliant 😂

    • @MoskHotel
      @MoskHotel Рік тому

      Probably Jay’s real dead

    • @matthewstephens5005
      @matthewstephens5005 Рік тому

      @@MoskHotelhe’s not dead

    • @83dude
      @83dude Рік тому +1

      Inbetweeners was cack, because of Simon bird

  • @korkyrougewhite864
    @korkyrougewhite864 2 роки тому +68

    Love the way he is fluent in Spanish……Brilliant

    • @scooby1992
      @scooby1992 Рік тому +2

      Mexican lol

    • @jeremymerrifield7244
      @jeremymerrifield7244 Рік тому +13

      @@scooby1992 Mexicans speak Spanish buddy

    • @scooby1992
      @scooby1992 Рік тому +3

      @@jeremymerrifield7244 I know they do , but he said ' Mexican ' in the video.

    • @david_hurst
      @david_hurst Рік тому +3

      His little "ahhhhhhhh" 😅

    • @chrisbell156
      @chrisbell156 Рік тому

      He taught french and Spanish.

  • @jamiesmithvox
    @jamiesmithvox 2 роки тому +63

    “I’m quite friendly with the SAS”
    “But you see you’re not Kenny”
    🤣🤣

  • @ccdetroit
    @ccdetroit 3 роки тому +56

    Absolutely hammered him at swingball

  • @d.c2837
    @d.c2837 Рік тому +18

    He cant hear you , "Its one of tbe conditions of being dead" always gets me 😂😂

  • @Meolebeauty
    @Meolebeauty 3 роки тому +39

    nearly broke her back!

  • @andrewbutcher3391
    @andrewbutcher3391 Рік тому +2

    Loved Kenny Senior…every line a gem…

  • @Jack_The_Ladd
    @Jack_The_Ladd Рік тому +26

    Kenny being able to speak Spanish gives a hint that his stories might actually be true.

  • @flashtheoriginal
    @flashtheoriginal Рік тому +10

    "He cant hear ya....its one of the conditions of being dead"

  • @preparetoholdyourcolour7080
    @preparetoholdyourcolour7080 2 роки тому +12

    "It's almost as big as mine that" 😂🤣🤣🤣

  • @jogzyg2036
    @jogzyg2036 Рік тому +10

    "I've seen hundreds me I used to bag em up in nam"

  • @redmondo42
    @redmondo42 7 місяців тому +2

    They served under me as altar boys. They polished my chalice and cleaned my bells.

  • @dash1141
    @dash1141 Рік тому +6

    2:00 Max’s reaction is a life lesson 😂😂❤️

  • @martinburman9790
    @martinburman9790 Рік тому +14

    Just had 3 of em round the back 😂

  • @adammclaughlin4662
    @adammclaughlin4662 2 роки тому +22

    “I’m a genetic freak me”🤣

    • @yatesy117
      @yatesy117 2 роки тому +5

      Kenny Sr was one of the first responders at Chernobyl....😄

    • @SC-lo4mp
      @SC-lo4mp 2 роки тому +1

      Best line that

  • @jamescrowther1234
    @jamescrowther1234 3 роки тому +21

    'Jackie? Who the hell's Jackie?'

  • @NightwalkerUK
    @NightwalkerUK 2 роки тому +12

    How’s it hanging? Hanging, it’s nearly hanging off 😂😂

  • @tracydoyle6
    @tracydoyle6 8 місяців тому +2

    Robert deniro , red adare, bonnie Langford, 3 of them round the back, the sas , Jacki Chan, chuck Norris, all good friends with our man

  • @Brawling_Style
    @Brawling_Style 2 роки тому +11

    Nearly hanging off just had 3 of um round the back

  • @theculturedthug6609
    @theculturedthug6609 Рік тому +8

    Imagine if they do a new one and it's all true, well most of it.

  • @JC-il6ps
    @JC-il6ps Рік тому +8

    I used to work with someone who was just like Kenny Dalglish senior, it was both a funny and irritating experience to work with him haha.

    • @PaulieD1984
      @PaulieD1984 6 місяців тому

      Had a guy like that in my local he was actually year below me at school...I christened him with the nick name Pinnochio

  • @Truffle_Pup
    @Truffle_Pup 8 місяців тому +4

    These types of legends are sadly being lost in time, but they really do exist. I remember one lad from the pub coming out with constant nonsense hahaha, like one time saying he stole a helicopter in Edinburgh, flew it down to Southampton to have a dance off with Justin Timberlake, then stole a speed boat in Poole and got back to Edinburgh next morning in time for his shift. Another time he said he had a dance off with Justin Timberlake in the London Underground, won Justin's Porsche 911, drove back to Cardiff and banged 3 birds in the back of it for 10 hours. 🤣🤣🤣
    To this day I have no idea if they believe their own bullshit, or are the greatest local comedian lad-about-towns that exist.

    • @aurynwestwield1682
      @aurynwestwield1682 2 місяці тому

      😂 my Grandad was like that, a complete joker who always told very tall tales…told me he was first man to put a bandit on the moon and being I kid I always had to ask my Gran if he was telling truth cos I’d av probably believed him 😂

  • @davidmcmanus2464
    @davidmcmanus2464 2 роки тому +10

    Chuck Norris wants woodchip

  • @ianfraser5169
    @ianfraser5169 11 місяців тому +3

    Definitely the original idea for Jay from Inbetweeners

  • @bensvault9149
    @bensvault9149 2 роки тому +11

    "I'm very friendly with the SAS"

  • @orourkeda
    @orourkeda 2 роки тому +7

    We all know at least one of these.

  • @melin1969
    @melin1969 Рік тому +5

    the road crossing sketch is true to life , i was once dragged back and given grief for doing exactly what the 2 kids did and i was about thier age so knew what i was doing LOL

  • @nizzy9959
    @nizzy9959 2 роки тому +5

    Best character is kenny

  • @leonardpattison2816
    @leonardpattison2816 Рік тому +1

    Best Sit Com ever

  • @rickyraw5457
    @rickyraw5457 2 роки тому +7

    Jackie Chan and the paint🤪😂🤣......class ...

  • @pauluss1053
    @pauluss1053 2 роки тому +4

    nos deja salir nos deja salir estábamos enterrando . . . . . . .arrrgghhh

    • @ChaCha-lt8rx
      @ChaCha-lt8rx Рік тому +1

      😂😂😂😂

    • @SeahorsesJay
      @SeahorsesJay 7 місяців тому

      Yeahh, that's definitely not what he said 😂

  • @michaelfarr1061
    @michaelfarr1061 2 роки тому +9

    Everyone knows a Kenny 😉😉

  • @aurynwestwield1682
    @aurynwestwield1682 2 місяці тому

    Hello Jackie, I got you that paint…one coat gloss
    🤣

  • @stuartscott6041
    @stuartscott6041 3 місяці тому

    He’s doing another deerhunter in Rhyl😂😂😂😂😂

  • @maxilopez888
    @maxilopez888 2 роки тому +2

    He kicked an old lady in the back 😂🤣🤣

  • @chrisbarker9852
    @chrisbarker9852 11 місяців тому +1

    brilliant.

  • @kirkmunro8807
    @kirkmunro8807 3 роки тому +4

    Wouldn’t take chuck for a woodchip man

  • @anthonybeaumont7740
    @anthonybeaumont7740 Рік тому +2

    Missed the best line They only had a citreon 😂

  • @liammurray89
    @liammurray89 9 місяців тому

    Not the first film I’ve been in ya know 😂😂😂😂

  • @paulmullen8295
    @paulmullen8295 2 роки тому +3

    this will be him now 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤦

  • @daleskidmore1685
    @daleskidmore1685 2 роки тому

    I'm crying!

  • @oceanroad1584
    @oceanroad1584 Рік тому +1

    Asbestos skin should get a award for thaT one

  • @D-A-A-
    @D-A-A- 2 роки тому +2

    Will Kenny dalgish please take to the stand

    • @ewenhutchison841
      @ewenhutchison841 2 роки тому +2

      Surprised he could walk to the stand with the 90 war medals 😃😃.

  • @Fatboysmoke93
    @Fatboysmoke93 3 місяці тому

    How it's hanging Kenny lad........
    Nearly hanging off I've just had three round the back 😂😂😂😂
    Phoenix nights was peak British TV ❤😂

  • @alexanderscott665
    @alexanderscott665 Місяць тому

    “Had to blow one of these up with my mouth once you know”

  • @deathcrush9184
    @deathcrush9184 Рік тому +1

    BILLY BULLSHIT love it

  • @interestednow.5455
    @interestednow.5455 2 роки тому +5

    chuck norris wants what?.. woodchip. hahahaha

  • @paulstanley518
    @paulstanley518 7 місяців тому

    Doing another deer hunter in rhyll

  • @zandernewson9933
    @zandernewson9933 10 місяців тому

    3:19 he ate his family

  • @jayboy8080
    @jayboy8080 Рік тому

    3:41 Take your foot off the snake lol

  • @jttomo4819
    @jttomo4819 Рік тому +2

    Am very friendly with the sas
    But ya see ya not kenny

  • @Dat-yi4iz
    @Dat-yi4iz 10 місяців тому +1

    Nearly broke her back it’s almost hanging off

  • @scottfraser7118
    @scottfraser7118 2 роки тому

    Very Funny 😘

  • @CoolcatJackson
    @CoolcatJackson 2 роки тому +12

    I'm a genetic freak me.
    Wanker.
    And me.

    • @texkenny759
      @texkenny759 2 роки тому +2

      He says pardon me, not and me.

    • @Brawling_Style
      @Brawling_Style 2 роки тому +2

      @@texkenny759 nah he says and me

    • @texkenny759
      @texkenny759 2 роки тому +1

      @@Brawling_Style No. He says pardon me, and looks for a reply.

    • @tomdnb7786
      @tomdnb7786 11 місяців тому

      Defo pardon me

  • @RogerYeahmon
    @RogerYeahmon Рік тому

    which part of this is funny 🤷🏽‍♂️.. I'm a northerner of Peter Kay's age and it's just observations, no actual jokes..

  • @TommyDavies-z6p
    @TommyDavies-z6p 10 місяців тому

    He’s doing another deer hunter in Rhyl