Screw that! I know how to get a new BC and passport!!! I ain't even taking shit. Just going !!! Dude took the time to pack, rent a UHaul and waited till daylight. Nah. . Screw that!!
Youuuuuuu omg omg I suffer from anxiety . I would of left the 1st time that rat ran across the floor. I would of thought it was someone living in my attic.😱😱😱😱
I know you don't care but I'm just going to say this here. My pet rabbit can and did kill a dog and a cat(my rabbit is apparently a Flemish giant rabbit I didn't know that when I adopted her by the way I live in the Philippines so shelters are shit here they do care for the animal but lack experts) of course it's in self defense the god accident was in a dog park with a careless dog owner with her untrained husky and injured my sunshine(yes I named my rabbit sunshine) but she did kill the husky and I had to call the vet and cops(because she wouldn't get of the husky and continue to kick the husky I couldn't get her to budge and this was the first time she was like that and i was scared) luckily the vet came first and put her to sleep but the husky was already dead and thank the stars that the dog owner ain't shit and didn't press charges. For the cat death sunshine just scared my garamas cat to death by this I mean the cat had an heart attack because sunshine jumped in front of the cat suddenly. Sorry grama and i miss you.
@@Valkonnen I have heard many old timers say that they have seen rats the size of a large house cat. I too have seen some big rats, not cat sized but still big enough that I think your avarage cat would just walk the other way.
Shoot this might actually be one! He could actually be advertising Uhaul and getting paid for this you never know but if he’s not , then yes, this would be a great commercial!😂
@@yungrydrand why does bro look like a frog for and why tf does fortnite put his ass in the game before luffy and zoro 😭😭😭my bad I got off topic I don’t even play ts no more but I wanna See a luffy skin😂
"Hey grandpa where's your holy sword you used in the crusades?" "On the mantle next to the Switch, why?" "Got Dire Rats in the attic, and they aint going down without a fight."
Don't worry, those fingers don't belong to a rat , their owner is nowhere near the definition of terrifying even though It's Australian , it's called the golden brushtail possum
Thank you for saying that, this is great marketing now he needs to get his legal team to mingle with uhauls legal team and workout that bread for this commercial
I was homeless for a bit and one of the places that was safest sleeping had rats about half the size of this. Small cat sized. I told my pittbull mix "GET IT!" I swear she looked me square in the eye and telepathically said "YOU GO GET IT!"
Our last dog may she rest in peace, was half terrier. And even though she was of small stature, she once took down a rat about half her size. Armed with a broom lol, I blocked his escape route and even though he had to turn and face her - she had to skip back once or twice to avoid his biting her, she refused to back down until she got him.
@@markusgorelli5278 Oh yeah, Terriers have the heart of a lion. I had a Yorkie- I called my 4.5 lb stud. I moved to the country and couldn’t understand why I would find dead rats by the back steps. One day while looking out the window, I saw him carrying one in his mouth. Before I could get outside he dropped the rat and headed to a neighbor’s shed. Long story short- neighbor told me Yorkies were bred to combat the rat population in Old England. That it’s in their blood to hunt them, and bring them to me as a gift. He said me moving next door was a blessing. He said he keeps the door to the shed ajar so Derby can come in at will. I kept my dog on a leash till I put up a fence. Who the hell wants dead 🐀 rats as a gift.
That’s a full grown man who needs to start paying rent.
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Fr
Lol
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Thats not a Rat, Thats master Splinter
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My first thoughtttt
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You better check there and see if you find four turtles 😂
😂😂😂😂Ninja turtles 🐢🐢🐢🐢
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
These are the ramifications of Chuck E Cheeses locations closing down.
When things go south u gotta move crazy sometimes dont blame the chuckys😂😂
WINNER!!!
According to south park thats the best restaurants for kids in the world
No that is chuckee cheese
Rofl!!!!!!!
That ain't a rat. That's a roommate.
Yup! Charge his azz rent... is eating up all the food and drinking up all the Kool-Aid
Looks like he owns a discord channel and plays League daily
😂😂😂😂 bro... fr
That’s the landlord bro
@@WeAreInYourWallTheyAreInYourWall
Bro didn't even have a rat problem he had a whole home intruder
Boy was subletting and didn’t even know it
😂😂😂😂😂😂
He can have the house. Im out
😂😂😂
He is the AirBnB tenant that never left!😂
Thats not a rat thats a politician
Biden to be exact
@@ace-x6m LoL
whats the difference
@@Leo.23232 a rat is a animal that is disgusting lives in a disgusting condition and a politician talks about politics and some politicans are trash
😂
The rat wakes you up in the middle of the night like:
"Yo, we're outta mayo."
“that ain’t no damn puppy Gina” 😂😂
😂😂😂 classic! That's my favorite episode of all time. Gina, Pam Tommy and of course MARTINNNN!!! you so crazyyyyy🎉🎉🎉
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
@@DanielleYahu 😂😂
My favorite scene of all time! 😂😂😂😂
@@heathers432 😂
You might need to check that wall for some teenage turtles that happen to be mutated and trained in the art of ninjitsu
HAAAAAAAA this made me laugh hella hard...don't do that my family is sleeping.
@@DTor2332💀💀🤣🤣
I just watched the movie today 😂
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Spinjitsu
Those are called ROUS’s. Rodents Of Unusual Size.
The fact I had to scroll this far to see this specific reference is disappointing people. Bump this up. That’s a ROUS.
Hmm this sounds more like some military unit US army might deploy
Princess Bride reference
I don't think they exist
That's not a rat. That's a UA-camr that wants to live rent free.
That’s not a funny comment. I think less of you as a person after reading it
Imagine sleeping and that big mf just falls through the roof onto you. My body and soul would leave this plain of existence
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Omag..Imagine!..literally dead.. or d.o.a.o.r..dead on arrival of rat!...sheesh..😮😂😅...
I wouldn't even attempt to move, just straight die.
Lmaooo 💨💩🧱’s
Omgggggdddd 🤣😭💀
“Call Tom, they finally got jerry at the age of 52 years old”
Have you seen Jerry? Tom is long dead!
That’s funny. 😂😂😂
Lmao 😂😂😂 hey this is the reunion show😂
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That’s not a rat that’s a kangaroo
HES SO CUTEEEEEEEE
That's not a rat, that's a homeowner 💀💀💀
😂 ooook
🤣😭 oms bro name on the house
That’s a landlord.
Bro is on the lease and works a 9-5 to pay his taxes
Epic🤣🤣🤣😭😭😭💀💀💀
That's not a rat that's the landlord with an eviction notice
Based. :)
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Lol best comment
stop itttt that's an insult to the rat
Dark souls rat just came out of that roof.
Fr bloodborne rat
That is terrifying.
There's 4 Orphaned turtles patiently waiting for their adoptive father to return home :(
Brilliant 👏
Definitely looks like he’s gone Again 😂😂😂
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Lmbo
😂
He identify as a Raccoon now
😂😂
Best comment, you win da innanet 😂😂😂😂
That's hilarious!!!😂😂😂😂😂
He's in transition
😂😂😂 I'm sure there's a makeup artist that would give him the eye mask and stripes...
Reminds me of some politicians moving behind closed doors and walls...
That's funny politicians.
The long nose one ?
Democrat henchmen
Bro that's where Gary's raticate was the whole time 💀💀
I'd need therapy
👀
Man I think I would too 😂
Correction. I am making my therapy appointment RIGHT NOW. 🛋️
Let me know if who you find is any good 😮
@@tipper6733 🤣🤣Yo like if it doesn't help I'm going to a mental institution.
I can never recover from this
Yo my sanity is out the door🤣🤣🤣..
Bump that! They can have all my furniture. I just need my birth certificate and passport. 💯
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
😂😂😂Darn. When life throws you a huge curve ball.
Screw that! I know how to get a new BC and passport!!! I ain't even taking shit. Just going !!! Dude took the time to pack, rent a UHaul and waited till daylight. Nah.
. Screw that!!
Laughing...for real...laughing
@@lorireed8046but it's the neighbor's house not yours. Why you gonna leave good furniture behind?😂
That ain't a rat. That's a squatter.
And then the rat squealed:
"Squatter rights!!"
I’m surprised you took time to pack up. That rat could have kept EV-ER-Y THING!!!😂
Exactly!!! He's being too calm for me.
😂😂😂😂😂
Amen!! ✌🏾
I know that's right 😂😂😂
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You don't need a house cat, you need Tony the Damn Tiger.
A Maine Coon would kill a rat that size.
Nah fr 💯💯💯🤣🤣
HA HA HA!! For real!! 😂😂
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Brings a whole new meaning to “To The Big Cheese”
Somebody call Victor… we might have a skaven infestation 😂
He trains leonardo, raphael, Michaelangelo, and donatello
Shredder is happy.
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Brah the way my stomach flipped flopped seeing that big mofo........
Naw he trained a lot of us watching those techniques back in the day 😂 *MichaelAngelo my dawg
That mf would've ate rat poison for dinner and smoked a cigarette after.. You need a pistol for something like that. 😂😂😂
LMAO
No for real the rats in my backyard get high from rat poison. They be like having the hardest party after I threw a bag in
@@Guccicookiesounds like mutated poison resistant rats…that’s scary. It’s probably how that rat in the video got so big.
@@Kissmyass155no it's def been living there for a while it just got too heavy and its booty vroke through the roof😂😂
Boy Wwhhaadddd 😂😂😂😂😂😂
That's not a rat. That's my new pet 😂
I mean, as a rat owner, rats take time to adjust, mainly if they're wild animals. And fuck if they're this huge, your finger privileges have expired .
Naw, I don't need a U-haul...they can have EVERYTHING!!!!🏃🏃🏃🐁🐀🐀
At that point you gotta serve homie with a full blown legal eviction notice 30 days beforehand.
Ha
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Underrated comment frfr 😂😂😂😂
That is all true. Extremely true.
Gina that ain't no damn puppy!!!
- Martin Payne
I'm deadddd!!! He beat the shit out it and had a good meal in the woods
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
That was the best Martin episode 😂
That was one of the funniest episodes!!#chilligansisland
omg! You took it way back! 🤣🤣🤣
That's a very ambitious tank, identifying as a rat.
Nahh that ain’t a rat that’s ratatouille’s homies 💀
That's not a rat. That's a tenant.
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🤣🤣🤣 make him pay rent!!
That's the landlord.
Lmfao living for free just growing in the wall! 😂😂
@@Pipizzakitchen😂😂😂😂
1. Tame him
2. Vaccinate him
3. Become homies
4. Become The Rat King
Or King Rat and invite all your Japanese prison camp POW friends for dinner.
I think you might want to vaccinate it first !!! 😮
@@marymiller769 nah you wanna have trust first.
@@marymiller769: XD
@@tr4shp4nd45 Agreed. !!! 🤔
That ain't a rat thats a whole bossfight
That's not Master Splinter, that's Micah Bell !
Trust me, Master Splinter is way more handsome than Micah.
I can't imagine the level of anxiety hearing a creature like this crawling in the walls.
My cats been sitting near the stove and I've heard some scratching too , traps are on the way but tonight I'm lending kitty my nine just in case 😂😂
Woulda thought it was a whole notha human livin in dat joint😂
Crawling in the walls? That thing was in the kitchen making dinner and getting ready to put on Ratatouille 😂
Youuuuuuu omg omg I suffer from anxiety . I would of left the 1st time that rat ran across the floor. I would of thought it was someone living in my attic.😱😱😱😱
I cant either cos its fake as f 😅😅😅😅😅
When you got rats the size of kangaroo's then it's time to act like a transformer and roll out.
Hell yeah😂.
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Me and Luda agree
@@woodside4lifewho’s luda
You found Midget Splinter. If you continue looking you will find the Midget Turtles
The real reason, homies stay strapped 😂
The cats final boss💀
I know you don't care but I'm just going to say this here. My pet rabbit can and did kill a dog and a cat(my rabbit is apparently a Flemish giant rabbit I didn't know that when I adopted her by the way I live in the Philippines so shelters are shit here they do care for the animal but lack experts) of course it's in self defense the god accident was in a dog park with a careless dog owner with her untrained husky and injured my sunshine(yes I named my rabbit sunshine) but she did kill the husky and I had to call the vet and cops(because she wouldn't get of the husky and continue to kick the husky I couldn't get her to budge and this was the first time she was like that and i was scared) luckily the vet came first and put her to sleep but the husky was already dead and thank the stars that the dog owner ain't shit and didn't press charges. For the cat death sunshine just scared my garamas cat to death by this I mean the cat had an heart attack because sunshine jumped in front of the cat suddenly. Sorry grama and i miss you.
Yeeeeahhh😂😂😂
@@datufrancisgumandel3618my python ate my sisters rabbits
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@@datufrancisgumandel3618rabbits are wild at times.. literally
There definitely might be 4 turtles practicing ninja techniques somewhere near your house.
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Put him on a leash! =)
😂 love this comment
WELL DAMN
Lol😂😂😂
That's no rat. It's the Skeever from Skyrim.😂
That kinda rat crawling around in my attic would have me worried my daughter was possessed by Pazuzu. 😳
Ain’t no way in hell a house cat would fuck with that 😂😂😂
Ain't no way in hell a house cat COULD fuck with that. That mf is the size of a dog
Lol. Best comment. U r fuckn right!!
Better be a tiger cat 🐅
@@solitudegaming Why is this reply hidden
House cat in saudi be like: wachu sayin, bro 🐯
That rat is bigger than my 4 yr old I could never
it could eat a 4 year old and still be hungry
@@gagejohnston7613, SHUT UP TRUTH 💯💯💯
Lmfaooooo Im loggging off!!! Not your 4 yr old
Muskrat probably
Bruh the way I just screamed and howled reading this 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
That’s the El Chapo of rats 😂😂
If I send this to my mama she will disown me 😂😂😂
bro had a pokemon living in his attic rent free
Thats the evolution of ratatta. Thats a whole ass raticate!!
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😂😂
Hey look at men's, It's his house. I'm moving out.
Mans evovled
That’s not a rat that’s a whole ass roommate 😂😂😂
Yeah and he’s not paying rent and it’s him getting kicked out for not paying his share 😂
I have no friends.
Can I have him?
I'll take good care of him.
I'll give him spa days.
Feed him bread.
Wait that's a duck thing... what do rats eat?
That rat looks like it was created by Satan😂
@@RoomTemperatureMilk_humans
One that dont pay bills
My immediate reaction was “oh my god that was real.”
This not rat......this is SKAVEN!!!!!!!!!!!
Rats come in Small, medium, large, or
New York size.
We got a New Yorker here ☠️
That's not New York, that's amazonian.
It's called A.i. . It's 100% photorealistic and you can no longer believe what you see We KNOW rats can't grow this big.
Just like McDonald's fries then
@@Valkonnen I have heard many old timers say that they have seen rats the size of a large house cat. I too have seen some big rats, not cat sized but still big enough that I think your avarage cat would just walk the other way.
Y'all really need to stop with exaggerating our rats 💯
This should be a uhaul commercial
You pack ‘em, we send ‘em
😂 best marketing ever!
Shoot this might actually be one! He could actually be advertising Uhaul and getting paid for this you never know but if he’s not , then yes, this would be a great commercial!😂
It is now. lol
The only problem is you don’t need rats that size for people to leave California these days lol
I have a rat in my wall/roof. I ain't getting any sleep... 💤💤
What makes me nervous is when you see one rat, there’s like ten more you don’t see…they probably plotting their revenge or some shit lol
Exactly! *WHERE IS IT'S FAMILY?*
@@miapdx503it probably ate all of them, swear rats sometimes do that
Need Pickle Rick. 🥒
That's supposed to be the case with roaches not rats. Ten more of those things THAT size would be impossible to miss!
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That will get squatters out of a house!! 😂😂😂😂
that IS a squatter!
@@shaynestanz1😂FACTZ
😂🐭🏃🏽♂️🏃🏼♂️🏃🏾♀️🏃🏿🐭🏃🏻♀️🏃🏾♂️🏃🏼♀️🏃🏃🏻♂️🐭
A squaratter
they need to hire it😂
Ratatouille ❌
Fatatouille ✅
That claw through the wall looks like something out of a horror story 😮😳
I'm still struggling to believe that part.😂
@@silkee1922Right 😂😂
I swear that was a hand with messed up nails
Rat fingers don't look that bad
@@silkee1922 it's real but it's not a rat
@@silkee1922yeah it’s not real. I think it’s actually a marsupial.
Dude never says a word and never misses.
This is the most talented sketch comedian on YT.
Have you seen his housework vid? It’s hilarious.
He doesn't have to say a word 😂😂😂 his action principles 😂😂🎉🎉🎉❤❤
Way better than Khaby Lame in my opinion
@@yungrydrfacts that dude is just cringe as hellll
@@yungrydrand why does bro look like a frog for and why tf does fortnite put his ass in the game before luffy and zoro 😭😭😭my bad I got off topic I don’t even play ts no more but I wanna See a luffy skin😂
Keep it, it's very rare
God,even the rat in my house only as large as a kitten💀
The young man at the end has the only correct response.
😂😂😂😂😂yes!
He definitely gotta start paying rent
That’s none of our business though
😂😂
Right. Its not like a spider which takes .0001% of a room. This mf is half the size of your average room 😭😭😭
@@Spacemaaanspiders serve a good purpose as well
He got evicted 😂😂
That's not a rat, that's HOA checking to see if you following their rules 😂
Noticed he covered up the tag on the Uhaul
Jerry to Tom: OH HOW THE TURNS HAVE TABLED
😂😂😂
Tom and Jerry have always been best friends
I thought Tom was the cat
I see what you did there with the word play.😂😂😂😂
@@milwaukeebrewers6337 (ik it was just got the joke their bromance is beautiful one of the best things to grace this earth)
The true rat king has been FOUND!
Is this a Dark souls reference? Coz I love it
Underrated
@@TendresseExigerat kings a real thing. You pin rat against rat, winner fights again and again then becomes the rat king
Rat kings are a bunch of rats all jumbled together in one disgusting mass. Stop listening to Jordan Peterson and think for yourself
@@LolaClark86no. It’s not. It’s a huge jumble of rats. Stop thinking what others tell you to.
Me: *sees giant mouse*
Also me: *moves to atlantis*
That dark souls sized rat bruh
Hope the Turtles are ok.
They be bustin outta there soon
The insurance will cover that rip masterpiece splinter
Not after that bugger chewed them up.
I know that's right, the rat can have the place. He lives there now.
Right if there's 1 of him, there's more lurking 😂
@@uenvyme23they’re gonna crawl n ur bed at night
Thats not a rat, thats a WereRat... 🐀
Aww that rat is so cute like a dog
I don't care what MJ said, Ben is not my friend.
Love your profile pic!
Amen! That was a good one 👍🏽😏
Not Ben 🤣😭💀
Lol😂that was funny as hell
Yeah, but Ben was not that big😅😂
We need Tom more than ever.
I dont think tom want no parts...we need wiley coyote for this job
Tom never caught crap other than a hammer to the face!!!
Naw more like needing the Lion King
Poor Thomas need more milk for that
Fuk Tom I'm calling Spike. Tom couldn't even handle Jerry and he was a little mouse.
GODDAMN THAT RAT HAS MAXED OUT STATS
"Hey grandpa where's your holy sword you used in the crusades?"
"On the mantle next to the Switch, why?"
"Got Dire Rats in the attic, and they aint going down without a fight."
Rat: "I'm big boned"
Haha
😂😂
U 😢Stoooopid 😂😂😂😂😂
"Plus size/curvy"
😂😂😂😂😂
immediately googling "how big can a rat get"
I'm horrified ☠️
😅😅😅🐀 It's crazy! 🙀
I hate you, have a like
@@Cannamom710 insanity! I'm still shook up 😵💫🤣
I'm too scared to find out! 😮😢
32 inches 😭🙏
That was a Disney character. Everybody's life was probably at risk.
Bruh, thats the rats you hire DnD/RPG parties to kill.
I thought those were human fingers in a costume bruh 😭😭😭
Don't worry, those fingers don't belong to a rat , their owner is nowhere near the definition of terrifying even though It's Australian , it's called the golden brushtail possum
@@ricardomilos3872 That thing looked nothing like a golden possum.
I did too. Had to rewatch 😂
@@foxyboop4164 the paw below to that possum not the big ass rat picture
😂😂😂
“And then, 4 turtles with colorful masks appeared in my toilet 🐢🥷”
Underrated comment🤣
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
lol
Those aren’t turtles 💩
@@elymentaloml, its a joke
That rat is so cute 😊😊😊❤🐀🐀🐹🐹🐭🐭
YAAAAA
He's cute as hell I'd keep him
The Cat in the house: Oh hell nah time to change houses 💀
The Cat: i quit
This can't be real
Yo i think we jeed a lion
Need*
Exactly when my cat saw that his jaw just dropped and said hell no you ain't sending me there to help out with that no no no..
U-Haul got a whole public relations department that didn’t come up with this banger of an ad.
Thank you for saying that, this is great marketing now he needs to get his legal team to mingle with uhauls legal team and workout that bread for this commercial
😂
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"Uhaul. For when you just...need to GO."
And you'd have a million different scenarios to choose from.
Thats not a rat, thats a squatter living off your oxigen and rent free 😳😳😳
That's no rat. That's a squatter.
I was homeless for a bit and one of the places that was safest sleeping had rats about half the size of this. Small cat sized. I told my pittbull mix "GET IT!"
I swear she looked me square in the eye and telepathically said "YOU GO GET IT!"
😅
Our last dog may she rest in peace, was half terrier. And even though she was of small stature, she once took down a rat about half her size. Armed with a broom lol, I blocked his escape route and even though he had to turn and face her - she had to skip back once or twice to avoid his biting her, she refused to back down until she got him.
Sounds like New York city
😂😂😂 street dog with street smarts
@@markusgorelli5278 Oh yeah, Terriers have the heart of a lion. I had a Yorkie- I called my 4.5 lb stud. I moved to the country and couldn’t understand why I would find dead rats by the back steps. One day while looking out the window, I saw him carrying one in his mouth. Before I could get outside he dropped the rat and headed to a neighbor’s shed. Long story short- neighbor told me Yorkies were bred to combat the rat population in Old England. That it’s in their blood to hunt them, and bring them to me as a gift. He said me moving next door was a blessing. He said he keeps the door to the shed ajar so Derby can come in at will. I kept my dog on a leash till I put up a fence. Who the hell wants dead 🐀 rats as a gift.
Everybody gangsta until they find out that’s the baby 👀👀😭
😰
I'm getting anxious just thinking….oh dear lawd !!!!!!!!
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