What did this factory worker think of Rishi?

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  • The Prime Minister has been meeting real people. What do they think of him?
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КОМЕНТАРІ • 121

  • @weswheel4834
    @weswheel4834 4 місяці тому +124

    "I thought he was ... extremely dry..." :D

    • @RichWoods23
      @RichWoods23 4 місяці тому +9

      Clearly that's a reference to Sunak's famously sharp wit. I mean, you can't fail to warm to him when his humour is so... um... untetchy.

    • @davethompson3326
      @davethompson3326 4 місяці тому +6

      I'm sure he leaves many people dry

    • @Klooney404
      @Klooney404 4 місяці тому +3

      🤣

    • @FakeSchrodingersCat
      @FakeSchrodingersCat 4 місяці тому

      Could be worse he could have been moist.

    • @robertngreen6
      @robertngreen6 4 місяці тому +4

      Dry as in not drenched by the rain!

  • @roderickmain9697
    @roderickmain9697 4 місяці тому +78

    "Just call me Dave" - now where have I heard that before.?🤔

  • @Tulkash01
    @Tulkash01 4 місяці тому +63

    This Dave chap strangely resembles another guy I saw on TV...

    • @EthanKristopherHartley
      @EthanKristopherHartley 4 місяці тому

      I think I know the one. He's... You know... That Guy... ua-cam.com/video/o_tdE2516bY/v-deo.html

  • @red.aries1444
    @red.aries1444 4 місяці тому +44

    Dave is a quite fitting name. When the factory worker adressed the PM and asked him: "Can you save our country?" Rishi replied:
    "I'm sorry Dave, I'm afraid I can't do that."...

    • @willtricks9432
      @willtricks9432 4 місяці тому +1

      Today sir, you Win!

    • @HansLasser
      @HansLasser 4 місяці тому +1

      Brexit odyssey?

    • @petersanders2815
      @petersanders2815 4 місяці тому +1

      Very good!

    • @taranullius9221
      @taranullius9221 4 місяці тому +1

      Well, you guys owe the rest of the world a 2025: A Tory Odyssey. Wouldn't it be amazing if you could permanently pull out the circuit boards of Tories? "Dave, I'm afraid" then singing slowly as the light fades..."Daisy" is too middling sort music hall though, it'd be "In The Deep Midwinter" or something like that.

  • @vishmaster09
    @vishmaster09 4 місяці тому +20

    When every government minister wears a helmet and sits at the construction site pretending they're 'one of us'

  • @jstelzner
    @jstelzner 4 місяці тому +9

    You never know what you'll be doing in a factory one day to the next 😂

  • @danalaniz7314
    @danalaniz7314 4 місяці тому +24

    Ha! Leave means leave. Love it!

  • @31Blaize
    @31Blaize 4 місяці тому +10

    At this point, I think the Rt Honourable Geoffery Geoff-Geoffery is actually doing a better campaign job than Sunak 🤣

    • @Haan22
      @Haan22 4 місяці тому +1

      You're not wrong.

  • @Levenstone132
    @Levenstone132 4 місяці тому +19

    It's not Dave,it's Rodney.

  • @mochynddu723
    @mochynddu723 4 місяці тому +9

    Talking Heads - Road to Nowhere?

    • @willtricks9432
      @willtricks9432 4 місяці тому

      Have you suggested that Fine tune to the Tories campain organisers.

  • @jamesboyle6134
    @jamesboyle6134 4 місяці тому +7

    Guys, I think Dave may not actually be a factory worker...

  • @TheRealJoseramirez
    @TheRealJoseramirez 4 місяці тому +9

    Indeed, they're desperately scraping the barrel now.

  • @daveg1683
    @daveg1683 4 місяці тому +5

    Love this, helps to keep me sane 😜... keep up the Good work Matt 👍😂

  • @adblocker276
    @adblocker276 4 місяці тому +21

    Should’ve gone with “Big Dave” - I have a working class friend called just that, Big Dave.

    • @jyvben1520
      @jyvben1520 4 місяці тому +4

      does he have a friend called little John ?

    • @weswheel4834
      @weswheel4834 4 місяці тому +4

      @@jyvben1520 Little Rishi, surely?

    • @gary_c2376
      @gary_c2376 4 місяці тому

      Well, not working class 😂

    • @helenamcginty4920
      @helenamcginty4920 4 місяці тому +1

      I bet theres a little dave as well. My son used to play amateur rugby league and there were several michaels. So Mic. Mick Mac. Big Mick. Mikey etc.

    • @weswheel4834
      @weswheel4834 4 місяці тому +2

      @@helenamcginty4920 Now I’m imagining Cameron talking to the pig: “Meet Little Dave”.

  • @timmyturner327
    @timmyturner327 4 місяці тому +12

    A week is a lifetime in politics.

  • @philipprudhomme6967
    @philipprudhomme6967 4 місяці тому +2

    So many rushed, ill thought-out policies. We really have been spoilt for choice.

  • @chrisstewart7420
    @chrisstewart7420 4 місяці тому +5

    Saw you stand up. Will you be OK if Labour gets in? People ask you. Answer, of course ! Just give Geoffrey Geoff- Geoffrey a more common Northern or Southern working class accent, and it'll work just fine. After all, Geoffrey is a politician, and they all say the same rubbish anyway.
    Keep going, Matt❤😂😂😂

  • @Robcomments
    @Robcomments 4 місяці тому +16

    You and Jonathan pie should do some collaborations.

  • @EthanKristopherHartley
    @EthanKristopherHartley 4 місяці тому +5

    OK, the Rhianna reference brought me back round after the disappointment of Geoff Geoff Jeffrieson choosing Dave as his pseudonym rather than the more obvious "Danny". I'd almost think that he didn't bother actually listening to the public while he's out and about. But that would never happen with a government minister...

  • @JaneAustenAteMyCat
    @JaneAustenAteMyCat 4 місяці тому +39

    "Spinning jenny" 🤣🤣🤣

  • @piccalillipit9211
    @piccalillipit9211 4 місяці тому +8

    *NO* if its not Rihanna - Umbrella he deserves to lose the GE

    • @red.aries1444
      @red.aries1444 4 місяці тому +5

      If Starmer has more luck with the weather they can play "I'm walking on sunshine." when he comes in.

    • @piccalillipit9211
      @piccalillipit9211 4 місяці тому +5

      @@red.aries1444 - He could squeeze "California Dreaming" in there

  • @odethebear
    @odethebear 4 місяці тому +9

    Extremely dry!!!! 😁🤣😂

  • @connclissmann6514
    @connclissmann6514 4 місяці тому +5

    The wit is so dry ... Sunak, does that ring a bell?

  • @rosemaryag2000
    @rosemaryag2000 4 місяці тому +5

    Brilliant umbrella "and finally" 😂

  • @jane-elizabethgee7251
    @jane-elizabethgee7251 4 місяці тому +5

    🤣👍🏼🤣👍🏼🤣👍🏼🤣👍🏼🤣👍🏼

  • @odethebear
    @odethebear 4 місяці тому +14

    I'd vote for him. No, not Dave - Matt.

  • @paulgillespie3251
    @paulgillespie3251 4 місяці тому +2

    Fool in the Rain - Led Zeppelin

  • @SkyEcho7
    @SkyEcho7 4 місяці тому +3

    Extremely dry
    Umbrella ella ella
    😂😂😂🤣😭

  • @susansantapola
    @susansantapola 4 місяці тому +8

    Dave was fantastic 😂😂

  • @cpuuk
    @cpuuk 4 місяці тому +7

    LMAO

  • @justsayen2024
    @justsayen2024 4 місяці тому +3

    I loved how Sunaks padded suit swelled up like a sponge 😄 leaving no doubt he's a stick figure.

  • @sandrafrancis3631
    @sandrafrancis3631 4 місяці тому +2

    ....he was dry!😅 Young people can already do voluntary work now, if they want to! They still have the The Duke of Edinburgh awards they can do too. There use to be lots of youth centres too, untill the Tories stopped all the money! Now, they want them to join the Army and learn how to shoot guns! What are they going to do with that after they leave, I wonder? 🤔

    • @TooSlowTube
      @TooSlowTube 4 місяці тому +2

      They have the Territorial Army too, if they really do want to volunteer for the army at weekends. I used to know a guy who did that.

    • @sandrafrancis3631
      @sandrafrancis3631 4 місяці тому +1

      @TooSlowTube True! They can join the Army for real if they want to, rather than one year. If they don't want to be in the Army or work in a care home on weekends for no pay, why force them!? Lots of teenagers are working anyway, some are even parents! Teenager mothers do exist not so many, but if you are one, are you going to pay for childcare to go to work at the weekend for no money! So many holes in this stupid idea!

  • @ascgazz
    @ascgazz 4 місяці тому +14

    “Rhianna…” 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

    • @Chevy-jordan
      @Chevy-jordan 4 місяці тому +1

      Rihanna *

    • @weswheel4834
      @weswheel4834 4 місяці тому +1

      Was imagining him walking out to start his speech with the music echoing out, "He's a decent fella, 'ella, 'ella" ;)

    • @ascgazz
      @ascgazz 4 місяці тому

      @@Chevy-jordan Pedantic.

  • @rosemarystewart7405
    @rosemarystewart7405 4 місяці тому +3

    Hilarious 😂 sadly 'Dave' wasn't very convincing!

  • @tinagibbs618
    @tinagibbs618 4 місяці тому +6

    Nice one.xx

  • @Mudge07
    @Mudge07 4 місяці тому +2

    Ah Matt, the ole triple-G Meister, he just can’t stay away from the glow of publicity that radiates around Rishi. The dream of Conscription being treated like it’s Bob-a-job week, again.

  • @billykershaw2781
    @billykershaw2781 4 місяці тому +1

    Brian Ohanrahanran....i can't even spell that, but i fully approve, you, Skinner(tart), and Binface, make it so number er.... calculator...3.147 and thats rounded....Goodenough for me.

  • @esskay2195
    @esskay2195 4 місяці тому +2

    That was the bloke on Doctor Who! 😆

  • @janegreen9340
    @janegreen9340 4 місяці тому +2

    Nothing worse than a dry Prime Minister.

  • @AVhq11
    @AVhq11 4 місяці тому

    I just watched LBC clip with James O'Brien about the councillor in the mcvities factory...
    I thought you were joking Matt. I thought it was just funny hyperbole and grotesque caricature...
    It seems that real life writes best jokes

  • @andrewmoorhouse687
    @andrewmoorhouse687 4 місяці тому

    ‘Dave’ was more convincing than most Tory ministers! Or Rishi “I’m just a normal guy” Sunak: “Isn’t everyone worth £700 million and travel everywhere by helicopter?”
    Brilliant work Matt 😂🤣 Keir Starmer walking on with Umbrella playing 😂🤣😂🤣 that so has to happen 😂🤣

  • @highdownmartin
    @highdownmartin 4 місяці тому +1

    Ten days IS a long time in politics

  • @McSynth
    @McSynth 3 місяці тому

    Hmm. Call me suspicious, but I wouldn't be too sure that 'Dave' has ever had a tea break with a broken digestive. Or completed the 'Daily Star' easy Xword.

  • @philippepalmer2968
    @philippepalmer2968 4 місяці тому

    surprised Dave didn't call himself Hob Nob (other Hob Nobbies are available) to blend in with the other biscuits in the factory 😄

  • @stevereber3358
    @stevereber3358 4 місяці тому

    What sort of animation techniques do they use for this? ;) I think Rishi was brave to swim halfway to France pushing back small boats right before his speech.

  • @jounik
    @jounik 4 місяці тому

    "10 days is a long time in politics." It's more than twice the current Sunak electoral campaign so that checks out - the amount of damage one can inflict in 10 days must be apocalyptic.

  • @rodrigogoncalves6165
    @rodrigogoncalves6165 4 місяці тому

    Is Matt Green Jonathan Pie's younger and nicer brother? And yes I know, Jonathan Pie is a fictional character

  • @billlynn8256
    @billlynn8256 4 місяці тому

    Rishi would have to look up the word "factory" in the dictionary.

  • @theotherandrew5540
    @theotherandrew5540 4 місяці тому

    Keep it up! There’ll be plenty of material. Just Copy & Paste!

  • @markbrown3908
    @markbrown3908 4 місяці тому

    They write themselves. Excellent work Matt.

  • @MarkSmith-pr7js
    @MarkSmith-pr7js 4 місяці тому +1

    Excellent, as ever

  • @franklettering
    @franklettering 4 місяці тому +1

    "A normal factory man"
    Best guffaw on UA-cam today.!!!

  • @willtricks9432
    @willtricks9432 4 місяці тому

    The Tories will keep you fed with gaffes alone in the next few weeks, get eating. Cheers

  • @hg82met
    @hg82met 4 місяці тому +2

    Dave looks and sounds like Mr Bean.

  • @stephenmaidmentmaidment8148
    @stephenmaidmentmaidment8148 4 місяці тому

    That reminds me of his speach. 😂😂😂

  • @kenmay1572
    @kenmay1572 4 місяці тому +1

    The full title is Lord Dave of Greensill

  • @jeremyanderson8433
    @jeremyanderson8433 4 місяці тому +1

    Good stuff - you should way more popular!

  • @Klooney404
    @Klooney404 4 місяці тому +2

    Love it.😂

  • @Agent_Pumpkin
    @Agent_Pumpkin 4 місяці тому +2

    Brilliant!

  • @robertdownie879
    @robertdownie879 4 місяці тому

    How is it that there is never someone at these factory's that tells them exactly how things are they all seem to just smile and bow to all these politicians.

    • @tonyclewes8
      @tonyclewes8 4 місяці тому

      Cos they want to keep their jobs ?

  • @Stephanie-wf6xr
    @Stephanie-wf6xr 3 місяці тому

    Handsome Roland Rat😂😂

  • @witthyhumpleton3514
    @witthyhumpleton3514 4 місяці тому +1

    25 seconds alright

  • @Haan22
    @Haan22 4 місяці тому

    Wait, that Enrico Palazzo!
    Oh, wait, I was wrong. It's just Jeff Jeff Jeff.

  • @vilena5308
    @vilena5308 4 місяці тому

    "and if it wasn't Rihanna's 'Umbrella..'
    Brilliant. That makes me laugh every time I rewind.
    I also loved the moment with the yellow vest - "I mean..."

  • @douglasboyle6544
    @douglasboyle6544 4 місяці тому

    At least in the US our campaign event "plants" aren't so obvious, usually they solicit random people via Craigslist.

  • @paul-gr9jk
    @paul-gr9jk 4 місяці тому

    Looks like AI

  • @davemason4257
    @davemason4257 4 місяці тому

    Hello Dave.

  • @dl-vb4vm
    @dl-vb4vm 4 місяці тому

    I just absolutely loved the part about national service and when the counsellor said leave means leave. Very hilarious thank you for brightening my day

  • @2lefThumbs
    @2lefThumbs 4 місяці тому

    "Dave" looks suspicously like Geoffrey Geoff-Geoffrey🤔
    Hopefully Starmer will go for Creedence Clearwater Revival's classic "Have you Ever Seen the Rain?"

    • @steveholmes11
      @steveholmes11 4 місяці тому +1

      I was thinking "Fortunate Son" on National Service day.

    • @steveholmes11
      @steveholmes11 4 місяці тому +1

      Have you ever seen the Rayner?

    • @2lefThumbs
      @2lefThumbs 4 місяці тому

      ​@@steveholmes11LOL (twice)😂

  • @abody499
    @abody499 4 місяці тому

    This interview began in exactly the same manner as the prime miniature's prior excursion to a soup kitchen when he handed out some dinner to a "homeless person".

  • @mariamacielm8691
    @mariamacielm8691 4 місяці тому

    😢😂😂😂

  • @caroldaviddaviejohnson2225
    @caroldaviddaviejohnson2225 4 місяці тому +1

    Superb!👏👏👏

  • @SaveEarthPlsBeKind
    @SaveEarthPlsBeKind 4 місяці тому +1

    🤣

  • @michelebendin4177
    @michelebendin4177 4 місяці тому

    the bit about starmer break me

  • @isabellesmith5253
    @isabellesmith5253 4 місяці тому

    😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅

  • @MrGrantSloan
    @MrGrantSloan 4 місяці тому

    😂😂🤣🦊

  • @GlennLeinster
    @GlennLeinster 4 місяці тому +1

    Great video Matt;-)

  • @binkyboobosh1
    @binkyboobosh1 2 місяці тому

    A low point for the tories amongst an endless list of stupid, ill thought out and misguided foolishness. Leaving the D-Day celebrations was a defining moment as was National Service. Tories betting on the election date was the icing on the cake.