Not Pop Con - Not Con!
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- Опубліковано 1 жов 2024
- As Liz Truss, Lee Anderson and Jacob Rees-Mogg launch Pop Con (Popular Conservatism), another former Minister has a better idea...Not Con!
Satirical political comedy sketch from the comedian Matt Green.
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Haha! ..the heart of the heartless! 😂
The bottom of the bottomless, the brain of the brainless, the spine of the spineless, the home of the homeless, the mind of the mindless, the law of the lawless, the gut of the gutless and the shame of the shameless.
This non-Con will go far. So pleased you've launched this. You're bound to attract members in the.. 10s, let's imagine. Please consider virtual marches, where millions of your members could march together in a virtual reality while sitting on their sofa. Keep it up!
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Let's monitor the bank accounts in British tax havens , just to test the monitoring of bank accounts, we may find the £30 trillion ?😮
Comic-Con would also be an appropriate name. Too bad it's already taken.
The Tories have long ago moved on from being comic to being tragic for everyone around them.
I want to like this video but will do so in secret as I don’t want to be seen in public liking this video
Spot on Matt as usual. Keep it coming,gives me something to laugh about in this dreary Government world that we live in. The sooner they're gone the better, so we can all look at a brighter future. It will take time yes ! But without Tories it will be quicker than we may expect. 👏👏👏😂😂👍👍
excellent Matt👍👍👍
"Whatever happened to the Pop-Con?"
"She's over there."
"Splitter!"
Stop 😂this is the best one you’ve done in a while! I got a bloody Reform election campaign leaflet through my door today and it made me so mad reading it (“there’s climate change but not a climate crisis” for example) and this sketch has cheered me up immensely!It’s such a relief to know I’m not the only sane person left
I'm an American who lived in the UK for 15 years, working as a consultant in the NHS. I also married a Brit. I retired back to the US. I love your work, reminds me the US isn't the only country with a crazy political process and politicians. Thanks for the insightful humor (humour). Keep up the good work!
Hahaha at "I was sure the chicken was vegan!"
That was an accurate summation of Lee Anderthal's comments on coal.
Shouldn't that be Nee Anderthal?
Shades of "Life of Brian" factionalism😂
Not Con?? Now that could definitely catch on! I'd vote for you Matt😂
New con
Matt.
That's top. If I wasn't so cynical, I'd say this lot of tories should be in Reform. Keep going mate you're post's brighten every thinking Brits day❤
"Once I felt slightly sorry for a homeless person...so you've got to be vigilant!" 😄
With them so often taking the piss, InCon would seem equally appropriate.
Nut Con ... Mad Con ...Sad Con ... oh wait ... Bad Con ... and of course ... Bat Con ... eventually .. Tru Con ... Real Con ... Only Con ... Your Con ... The Con ... it is endless.
Brilliant!
Just waiting for Conservative Dominators...
Fabulous Matt. Keep up the good work.
Thanks! Will do!
At least they have given up calling themselves National Conservatives , Nat C wasn't a good look.
That’s a different group! Five families etc
😂😂😂😂
"Heart of the heartless…" absolutely fab. Not that absolutely fabulous, not "AbFab" actually absolutely fab.
I hate the lot of them - and yes, it's a perfect mickey take of these shysters.
With Not Con night marches may I suggest carrying tiki torches and wearing white hoods to keep warm
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"Yes he's the chief, he's the king
But above everything
He's the most tip top
Top Con!" 🎶
Saw what you did there! 👏
The Popular Conservatives, Heart of the Heartless Conservatives that stand against 'Woke Weather'
Brilliant Matt. Please tour Australia, and don't leave Perth off the list!
It's hard to keep up to speed with the evolution of the Cons at the moment so thanks for doing it for us. Darwin be damned.
"......not since the incident". Genius!
Brilliant...voice for the voiceless, heart for the heartless 😂😂😂
... and a brain for the brainless... 😀
I completely forgot the most important feature:
... and a spine for the spineless! 😂
The utterly mad thing is that this is basically Truss' speech and it was cheered. Stop the country, I want to get off! Even satire isn't helping! 😭
Change the voting system! 43% minority has 80 seat majority 😳 wtf? Take the voting system directly from the European Parliament. It is the Gold Standard of the Democracy.
43% Minority is the Willy of the people 🎉
'Am I stupid enough to believe this, or am I just.... cynical...... PopCon means never having to chose.'. I laughed out loud at that one.
Always enjoyable but they are just writing the material for you now!
I notice everybody's avoiding referring to the latest Tory grouping as some sort of 'Popular Judean People's Front' in reference to Monty Python. Suppose it could be cynically misconstrued in the current geopolitical situation.
Brilliant....bring on the Pop Tarts!
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Oh, Matt. So many hits on target. Bravo!
"Heart of the heartless"🤣🤣🤣... beautifully and poignantly done!😁
A nice nod to the powerfull intellect of LeeAnderthal, too! 😂
Marches ... IN THE DARK. Yes, that's about right. Can't wait. To, er... see it. Not participate in it. And, certainly not to bring my own burning torch. Or torches: heaven forfend!
Matt that completely killed me.. and I have learned not to hold a hot brew in my hands as I’m watching these clips 😂
Well done Matt 👏👏👏
I honestly thought that nobody could satirise that bloody circus yesterday .
Mogg ,Truss and that Thirtypea fellow had , I thought , been recruited for some BBC 2 dark comedy show , something on the lines of A League of Gentlemen.
But , no , you've done a good job there.
Lesser satirists would have melted at the challenge. 😊
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People are generally conservative in the sense that they don’t want the world to change too much. However the Conservatives are currently a radical group of ideologues who have been pushing their small government, government doesn’t work agendas since they took office. As a result they have changed the UK radically for the worse. So the conservative people will likely not vote for the Conservative Party.
You've outdone yourself, Matt. Wonderful!
Chicken isn't vegan?
Brilliant Matt - must be so difficult to do parody when reality is like this
Closet-Cons Assemble! ✊
I've heard that the extreme Leftists have even infiltrated the satirical comedy sector Matt. Thankfully we've got you to keep us on the right track, but stay vigilant and remember to check under your bed every night... 😉 😁 👏
Not conts? I think they are.
Of course there is no wokieness in comedy, did you hear the Prime Miniature's cracking joke about transgender people today. 😥😥😥
In the presence of Brianna's mother, no less.
Still, I suppose it distracted from the Piers Morgan interview.
What is wrong with TotCon, as a title? "Tot", as in “Total".
brilliant matt, bloody freaking brilliant
It's like somebody found a bullsh*t to English app.
😂😂Great stuff Matt, you get my vote. 👍🌟
Wondering if somebody has explained the Carboniferous period to the minister. Or geology. Or reality. Maybe it's too much of a stretch.
Heart of heartless 😅
I’m personally waiting for Air Con, by far the coolest of the lot! 🤣 Brilliant Matt. They make it too easy these days, don’t they? “Heart of the heartless” Nailed it my friend 😂🤣
I suspect that the Air Con would soon turn out to be harbouring a bad case of Legionnaires Disease.
"We march in the dark", with tiki torches😵
Matt you are one of the very best satirists on UA-cam! Love it!
Wow, thanks!
Why doesn’t this comment have 10 million 👍?
The heart of the heartless. 😅😂
"Second star to the right and straight on 'til morning."
Another great parody
No , no 30p Lee is that thick.
I LOVED the definition of 'left wing extremists....volunteers..children'! So so good...😁
BoJo: Right. You're in. Listen. The only people we hate more than Labour are the f--ng Con Pop's Group.
J.R-M.: Yeah...
Nadine: Splitters.
J.R-M.: Splitters...
Priti: And the Not Con Pop's Group.
J.R-M.: Yeah. Oh, yeah. Splitters. Splitters...
Liz: And the Pop Con Group of Westminster.
J.R-M.: Yeah. Splitters. Splitters...
BoJo: What?
Liz: The Pop Con Group of Westminster. Splitters.
BoJo: We're the Pop Con Group of Westminster!
Liz: Oh. I thought we were the Con Pop Cons.
At least Topcon will have a true position. They manufacture high quality surveying equipment...
Are you affiliated with The People's Front of Judea, or The Popular People's Front of Judea?
Bloody Brilliant 😅
Superb. Genius. Brilliant.
Thank you Matt!! Spot on as always!! 🙏🤩
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Or should that be Knot Con, as in so tied up in their own sneaky scams? Did you nick their scripts? 😆
Either way, fab stuff & thanks so much for a bit of bright in the dark times.
barely even parady
You got me at ' children' 😄
PlopCon?
PooCon?
WOT CONscience?
Perceptive as ever Matt- straight to the heart of the detached, distorted, delusional wacky world of Truss and company ! Was Jonathon at the launch ?
Very funny. You’ll have Truss, Anderson, Jake Berry and co signing up thinking you’re serious.
A group of weirdos headed up by Liz Truss. How can they go wrong?
Probably be broke by Friday. And if they got in we’d all be broke by lunchtime.
"Chicken isn't Vegan?"
Straight from Scott Pilgrim Vs the World.
Well done that man.
"When you vote CONservative, CONservatives get to do what they like".
Truth!
Very very good.
Tonight’s Con Party Political Broadcast is just begging for your treatment 😁
Flip chart and felt tip pens at the ready!
I'm waiting for the minister of elitism, rich Lords and double speak to come on and explain why he isn't davos man.
Someone's got to do it, so I suppose it may as well be me:
Isn't this a straight lift of Liz Truss' speech?
Sadly and insanely yeah, pretty much. Still too stupid to understand or care that she and that shyster who's 'giving up' his seat in the next GE for his place back in city trading, to spare a thought for the thousands of people who's mortgages they f****d.
Topcon is actually a real company completely separate from the Conservatives. I've used their equipment as an optician many times. Just thought you might find that interesting
Even Forage was there taking the poss out of them. Liz just cannot admit that she is a shit leader....it's sad really.
"Heart of the heartless", spot on 👍
Spot on as per matt
Ahh yes, the secret bootlicks. Those who know supporting the Tories is reprehensible but do it anyway.
Spiffing! 😊
So good Matt.
Adam Ant once sang ‘ridicule is nothing to be scared of’ popcorn should love that advice surely? 😂
The great thing about the silent majority is you can claim to speak for them and then say whatever you want. If someone disagrees with you, well they're not silent are they, so they're obviously not part of the majority.
Liz couldn't have said it better herself ... oh, that's right 😬
Brilliant
Great stuff!! 😂 👍
“The voice of the voiceless, the power of the powerless and… the heart of the heartless!”
Great slogan right there! 😂
Just waiting for the True-Con faction to pop up. With all Conservatives the clue is in the first 3 letters of the name
Where can I go to contribute to this awesome new Non-Con movement ?
For The People !
All I can say is...
NotCon get my NotVote
NotVote NotCon 2024
Nailed it again. Hardly satire, simply mimicry and it works.
Thank you for making me laugh even though it's scary. xx😃
Now we know what the extreme lefties really are - basically anyone who's not a 'NotCon'. 😂