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  • QI XL Series 20 | Season S Episode 10: Smörgåsbord | With Jen Brister, Jimmy Carr & Chris McCausland
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КОМЕНТАРІ • 109

  • @realspacemodels
    @realspacemodels 10 місяців тому +81

    Chris's joke "I can't believe it's not murder" went over everyone's head. Brilliant though.

  • @nybbleme
    @nybbleme 5 місяців тому +12

    The difference between Jimmy and other comedians is that Jack Whitehall and James Corden only ordered pizza for themselves during big fat quiz 2012, but when Jimmy orders food he make sure he orders food for everyone that's interested in getting something to eat.

  • @sfshinz
    @sfshinz 10 місяців тому +37

    “Can’t go blinder, mate!”

  • @humanbean333
    @humanbean333 10 місяців тому +42

    Was watching this and towards the end I’m just SCREAMING at my screen, “Where’s Jimmy’s takeaway??” What a relief after the points…

    • @liamwalsh4008
      @liamwalsh4008 7 місяців тому +4

      I know! I had a fiery comment all ready to go about how cheated I felt because the poxy bloody food never showed up. I tell you BBC, you're treading on very thin ice...

  • @theravenhaslanded321
    @theravenhaslanded321 8 місяців тому +12

    "Mayonnaise is the devil's spunk" okay Chris I'm done😂😂😂

  • @Chuckf66
    @Chuckf66 9 місяців тому +13

    Oh my God! The old "Righty tighty, Lefty loosey" applies to Sandi's screwing/unscrewing hack!

  • @marrickvillian
    @marrickvillian 10 місяців тому +65

    "Jujitsu is the art of folding clothes with people inside them."

    • @renzoschraven
      @renzoschraven 9 місяців тому +10

      I call it "involuntary yoga"

    • @user-zk4ls2hn5j
      @user-zk4ls2hn5j 7 місяців тому +1

      I ❤ your answer bruh lol😂

    • @zirk007
      @zirk007 Місяць тому

      Thank F it's not the other way around

    • @9livesemporium565
      @9livesemporium565 15 днів тому

      😅p. Pppppppp😊😊😊😊p7777oop33o3o😮x30😅😢​@@zirk007

  • @EricOnYouTube
    @EricOnYouTube 2 місяці тому +2

    This is one of my fav episodes. They were all on point.

  • @littlemissgwendolen1466
    @littlemissgwendolen1466 4 місяці тому +5

    Was I the only person constantly wondering where their food was? 😂

    • @susie9893
      @susie9893 5 днів тому

      When they got to the scores and still no food I was feeling quite annoyed 😅

  • @spadebraithwaite1762
    @spadebraithwaite1762 10 місяців тому +17

    My name is Spade. I managed a hotel in Costa Rica for a couple of years and I had a night receptionist that spoke five languages, but if he ever wrote me a note, I was, "Espay,,"

  • @SkyBlue-cv8qb
    @SkyBlue-cv8qb 10 місяців тому +28

    Jimmy was on form today, amazing

  • @vivienneoneill5400
    @vivienneoneill5400 6 місяців тому +2

    I love Chris, he is so funny.❤❤❤

  • @goldenpony822
    @goldenpony822 5 місяців тому +2

    16:48 Eh-sorry is a terrible example because it mostly works with vowels, like stop becoming eh-stop.
    In Spanish sorry is lo siento and you do start with an s sound, just never an s and letter...
    Same in French when they try to say 'stylo' (pen).
    I love Sandy but she toots her horn with oanguage skills way more than what she knows (her DK accent is realmy weird 😂).

  • @spadebraithwaite1762
    @spadebraithwaite1762 10 місяців тому +33

    I lived in China for three years. You learn mime. Two things I struggled with were buying paper clips and hemorrhoid cream. Two things that are uncomfortable to mime to a young girl in a store.

    • @RealBradMiller
      @RealBradMiller 10 місяців тому +13

      Just go to the paperclip and hemorrhoid cream store like everyone else! 😂

    • @CJLloyd
      @CJLloyd 10 місяців тому +2

      Oh yes. I lived there for four years. It is an experience I wish on no-one, but which everyone can benefit from. XD

    • @wheezyshoe212
      @wheezyshoe212 10 місяців тому +1

      Hahaha! I've lived in China for over eight years now. Thankfully, I'm past the need to mime (I just use a dictionary app on my phone to say the word or at least show the word)

    • @julianyc422
      @julianyc422 9 місяців тому

      Asking for feminine products, and finding 12 little plastic finger gloves to go along inside the box of products, and no titanium dioxide, an oil by product used for whitening?! like in American of the same brands... And no little gloves in America either.

    • @thewiseturtle
      @thewiseturtle 8 місяців тому

      Reminds me of Douglas Adams' story of trying to get condoms (for a microphone or something) in some far off country while on his tour for Last Chance to See. (*checks*, yep, I got all those details correct! And it was even China!)

  • @fragglemark
    @fragglemark 10 місяців тому +3

    Thanks for posting!

  • @jb888888888
    @jb888888888 10 місяців тому +4

    Years and years ago I heard a series of commercials for "Learn foreign language" lessons which used SOCKS as a mnemonic. That and "I feel so low, I see unto your toe" as a mnemonic for "lo siento" "I'm sorry."

    • @luminousfractal420
      @luminousfractal420 7 місяців тому

      There was an ad for one of those services on youtube. It was some guy with the same spanish skills as my dad... He added an "o" onto the end of everything or found similar english words.
      Learno the espaniano 🤦
      I thought we were going to get murdered on so many of our trips to spain. Wasnt good 😂

  • @evanhadkins5532
    @evanhadkins5532 9 місяців тому +1

    The stick used to wake the meditators is known as 'the kindly rod which breeds correction'.

  • @mariah2966
    @mariah2966 2 місяці тому +1

    "EXTRA POINT."

  • @jb888888888
    @jb888888888 10 місяців тому +7

    Something weird is happening -- my horse keeps whinnying right at 38:17 and 38:29. I can't hear what Sandi is saying. I go back to listen, they do it again!

  • @ninaalexandra4799
    @ninaalexandra4799 9 місяців тому +6

    The South African Baie dankie part isn't quite accurate. It's "Jy is welkom"
    Jy - yay
    Is- like diss without the d
    Welkom- said in a German accent emphasis on the w.
    But in general we would reply 'plesier' (pleasure) in casual conversation.

  • @Pagliacci_Rex
    @Pagliacci_Rex 9 місяців тому +2

    I love that Jimmy asks for food and whips out his phone ordering everyone some food. The fact some other performers don't realize it's a stage persona surprises me.

  • @ceegee01ify
    @ceegee01ify 10 місяців тому +6

    In Cantonese, a boy-girl-boy sandwich means angry.

  • @briansakurada2823
    @briansakurada2823 3 місяці тому +1

    Well actually the Nikka whiskey founder lived in Scotland in the 60's to learn how to make proper Scotch and married a Scottish woman before moving back here to found Nikka distillery. It's all in the museum at the distillery in Miyagi. Nikka makes proper scotch but they technically can't call it such. But yeah, Jimmy's right, highball is probably one of the most popular drinks here.

  • @henkvisser9741
    @henkvisser9741 8 місяців тому +2

    holy shit , jimmy with hairplugs, bleeched teeth AND blue eyed lenses make him look like the undead rdy to take on Aarya from winter is coming.

  • @Salztorte
    @Salztorte 10 місяців тому +4

    To the dub thing.
    In English Dora the explorer speaks English and teach the kids Spanish.
    In Germany she speaks German and teach English to the kid's

    • @Hexon66
      @Hexon66 9 місяців тому

      To the kid's what?

  • @robinsmith5442
    @robinsmith5442 10 місяців тому +6

    I think the comet Jen saw was the Hale-Bopp. About the right time.

  • @scottgordon1781
    @scottgordon1781 10 місяців тому

    ' Baaie dankie ' , thank you :-)

  • @charleshagen1143
    @charleshagen1143 10 місяців тому +3

    added 4 days ago? I've seen this sometime last year. Hard to find a show I've not seen.

  • @dianecheney4141
    @dianecheney4141 10 місяців тому +2

    We have Pygmy owls in Portland Oregon. They weigh about two ounces

  • @jessovenden
    @jessovenden 6 місяців тому

    If you are in a country where you need to learn the language, always watch the subtitles for the deaf.
    Just something I’ve learned in my rather silly life. You’re welcome.

  • @MrTargenor
    @MrTargenor 8 місяців тому +2

    i keep seeing a female version of Eddie Redmayne

  • @scottgordon1781
    @scottgordon1781 10 місяців тому

    JC is staring here !

  • @luminousfractal420
    @luminousfractal420 7 місяців тому +1

    Dankey. Not donkey 😂

  • @spadebraithwaite1762
    @spadebraithwaite1762 Місяць тому

    I just connected with a Geordie and I was told, "I diven naar if tha''was urr given, but I don't reckly see ut as nowt!" So I'm not complely sure if i have a date with a man or a woman. But fate favours the brave!.

  • @LindaBahlmann-wl6qu
    @LindaBahlmann-wl6qu 20 днів тому

    It’s in plastic wrap, not sweaty 🥵

  • @chris071810
    @chris071810 3 місяці тому

    Whats the name of alans song?

    • @conors4430
      @conors4430 2 місяці тому

      Ain’t no party like a S Club party, by S Club 7

  • @pagdog1
    @pagdog1 10 місяців тому +3

    Correction, 5 languages as si is also yes in italian

    • @Hexon66
      @Hexon66 9 місяців тому +1

      Right, but that wasn't really the point of the exercise, was it?

  • @scottgordon1781
    @scottgordon1781 10 місяців тому

    And JC checking phone ? @ 9;06 ?

  • @DarrenEden-ub4vj
    @DarrenEden-ub4vj 8 місяців тому

    There are public toilets at a shopping center that has the men's and women's signs near the roof. They are in writing and in braille.

  • @richardrutledge4990
    @richardrutledge4990 7 місяців тому

    If collected before spawning, when it’s slightly immature, milt has a texture not unlike firm gelatin. It is opaque white. We used to harvest it (and roe) in Michigan for sale as bait and to fisheries.

    • @susie9893
      @susie9893 5 днів тому

      Bait?? How does that work?? Even for lady fish? I mean I can't imagine you'd get many ladies rock up if you advertised free spunk
      😅

  • @daniellebenzonofinspiredco7103
    @daniellebenzonofinspiredco7103 7 місяців тому

    LOL sorry elves, but does anyone say "yu iz welkom" in reponse to baie dankie?

  • @broccolee4328
    @broccolee4328 21 годину тому

    The first two notes of Blue Danube played in tutti definitely a rip off of Brahms violin concerto.

  • @MrBrownnn696
    @MrBrownnn696 10 місяців тому +2

    I love Alan…

  • @NothingIsKnown00
    @NothingIsKnown00 9 місяців тому

    In this haircut Jimmy looks a bit like Tom Cruise...

  • @davidconger1987
    @davidconger1987 9 місяців тому

    Research Gin and Tonic.

  • @allyce7540
    @allyce7540 10 місяців тому +1

    2023 in Arizona most of our Saguaro died and the "g" is SILENT!!!!!!!!

  • @spadebraithwaite1762
    @spadebraithwaite1762 6 місяців тому +1

    I lived in Costa Rica for two years. My name is Spade, the easiest name in the world. The night porter would write me messages for, "Espay."

  • @Phelixc
    @Phelixc 6 місяців тому

    Pressing a finger into the bananus was the least apttizing thing I've seen in a long time.

  • @henkvisser9741
    @henkvisser9741 8 місяців тому

    at 3:23 he shows how large his teeth where before bleeching

  • @henkvisser9741
    @henkvisser9741 8 місяців тому

    did jimmy bring a boudy double after his tax evations? they call it Gem

  • @enriquerodriguez499
    @enriquerodriguez499 10 місяців тому +5

    The story about "esoup" is not true. Nobody does that. Spanish speakers add the e at the beginning only in words that start with an s followed by a consonant, but not with words that start with an s followed by a vowel.

    • @mathewfullerton8577
      @mathewfullerton8577 10 місяців тому

      I was coming to see if anyone else caught that. Maybe her mother just has a speech impediment. 😂

    • @Hexon66
      @Hexon66 9 місяців тому +1

      There is a perfectly good linguistic reason for adding the 'e' in front of a consonant cluster, but it absolutely does happen when a vowel follows the 's'. Perhaps it's done in casual conversation or slang. But it does happen.

  • @chefrico1780
    @chefrico1780 10 місяців тому +1

    Don’t touch my mustache= Japanese for thank you.

  • @kevinhurley6919
    @kevinhurley6919 10 місяців тому +3

    I completely agree with that preist about those who eat blood sausages. They should be illegal today

  • @louisehofmeyr3117
    @louisehofmeyr3117 8 місяців тому +1

    I am South African and have never heard yu iz welkom. Now I don't trust anything I hear on this show. 😮

    • @magster6022
      @magster6022 4 місяці тому

      You should absolutely check everything you hear on this show before using. The Russian transliteration is pretty bad, too.

  • @Your.Uncle.AngMoh
    @Your.Uncle.AngMoh 9 місяців тому +1

    2:20 So long as the girl is between the two guys and not where one of the guys is a converter plug.
    If Michael Caine says his own name, it's like an American saying "my cocaine".

    • @thewiseturtle
      @thewiseturtle 8 місяців тому

      In college I had a friend named Mike Hammer (yes, for real). That was amusing enough, but he was a photographer and worked in a camera store, and once, when I went to visit him there and asked " Is Mike Hammer here?", they absolutely heard "Is my camera here?"

  • @luminousfractal420
    @luminousfractal420 7 місяців тому

    Funny how people try and mold religions to themselves instead of themselves to their religion.

    • @magster6022
      @magster6022 4 місяці тому

      It's an excellent policy.

  • @parkmannate4154
    @parkmannate4154 10 місяців тому

    I think the russian would really be menya lyubliyu tebya tbh

    • @Lepocoloco
      @Lepocoloco 9 місяців тому

      😂

    • @liamwalsh4008
      @liamwalsh4008 7 місяців тому +1

      Yeah, well, it wouldn't. 🙄 "Я" is not pronounced "меня" and sure as shit doesn't have the same grammatical function. That would be like saying "me love you" in English. Complete gibberish.

    • @Lepocoloco
      @Lepocoloco 7 місяців тому

      @@liamwalsh4008 who cares about your Nazi language?

  • @GarryAndrews_
    @GarryAndrews_ 10 місяців тому

    This episode is just a Deliveroo ad. It’s so obvious

  • @LLlap
    @LLlap 10 місяців тому +8

    I used to watch this religiously. But it went downhill after Fry left. Sandu is ok, fine even. She's no Stephen.

    • @user-sv9nb8ky2t
      @user-sv9nb8ky2t 10 місяців тому +1

      eh, sandy qi is better than no qi

    • @ItsJustAisling
      @ItsJustAisling 10 місяців тому +7

      I'd respectfully disagree. I somewhat prefer Sandy over Steven, myself, but to be honest, they're both delightful hosts.
      So long as one of them is at the helm, I'm satisfied.

    • @thinkfloyd2594
      @thinkfloyd2594 10 місяців тому

      she's awful!!!!!!!!!!!!!!@@ItsJustAisling

    • @korenn9381
      @korenn9381 9 місяців тому +1

      @@ItsJustAisling Some of the best Stephen episodes were with Sandi as a guest.
      When are we getting Stephen as a guest!

  • @swanvictor887
    @swanvictor887 10 місяців тому +3

    haven't seen QI for a few years (I live in Asia) and this was a very disappointing episode: were the audience dead? The studio seemed silent. The glory days are long gone I think. When one remembers the noise and fun in the days of Fry, this seems very weak indeed. Maybe its been on air too long.

    • @kickinit8314
      @kickinit8314 10 місяців тому +15

      Obviously there is no studio audience due to Covid. The little audience that is there are mostly show crew. Nothing to do with the quality of humour. Episodes like this actually demonstrate how strong their quality is as they still manage to have a good time in a large empty awkward studio. As good as ever

    • @rafavc5967
      @rafavc5967 10 місяців тому +10

      "can't enjoy this without others modeling enjoyment for me"

    • @swanvictor887
      @swanvictor887 10 місяців тому +1

      @@kickinit8314 Excuse me, I thought these were new shows, made this year? I found the humour rather weak and forced. Jimmy Carr was really trying to lift the show but was struggling, I felt.

    • @swanvictor887
      @swanvictor887 10 місяців тому

      @@rafavc5967 you seem to have missed my point in your rather judgmental comment.

    • @flangekiwi
      @flangekiwi 10 місяців тому +2

      It's just you

  • @snellsnell7490
    @snellsnell7490 10 місяців тому

    Doesn’t bluca in German glue