This Grandma Will NEVER Be Scammed
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- Опубліковано 12 вер 2024
- While some scammers might think they are smart enough and convincing enough to scam anyone, this granny will never fall for their lies. Watch the next call live: goo.gl/uhpWGT
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"It's his birthday. He's 5 1/2 years old."
Onision be like
I spat out my drink lol
@@UhOphelia isnt he that p3dophile?
@@404killer Yup
@@404killer who is
Grandma's rambling incoherent stories are the path to enlightenment that only the rarest of tech support scammers can grasp.
TheColonelKlink This is true colonel.
Its a hounour to talk to Edna lmaoo
They put up with the random ramblings because they think they're gonna score some good money out of her
You can brush her hair, undress her everywhere.
gotta admit when Kitboga gets into storytime its the most hilarious thing ever just seeing how captivated the scammers get by listening to the Edna Stories lol i love it how he cuts / interrupts them
“Fast forward 6 months. It’s his birthday. He’s 5 and a half.”
Great story.
Anyways...
And grandma was a boy?
Funny
Haha I was laughing so hard at that too
"and he said to my great great great grandfather 'father'....."
Grandma Edna: What’s 83 x 3?
Scammer Dave : Exactly
Because indian
I'm gonna do this math problem for no reason because why not. it is 189
@@aelloner It’s actually 249
@@racheyroyal ok, thanks
Aelloner Why are you scamming us?
Dude these are so funny. I do tech support and talk to alctual old ladies who get scammed by those jackasses and I can’t help but feel bad for them. You are like the vigilante of the internet. Not all hero’s wear capes but this hero happens to wear a grey wig.
Help me please, darling. My name is hacked on Windows.
Matt, Thanks👵👴for all
You do to make people's lives better! Bravo!🙋
and sunglasses!
I would love to hear an actual tech support person rip into these con artists.
Love the not all heros wear capes but this hero happens to wear a wig comment, so true!
When I was a little girl, my father used to sit me down, he would tell me stories, that his father's father told him. There's this one story that I've never been able to shake. It stuck with me for years. When my father who was five years old, he looked out his bedroom window, at a tree, and there were five branches. Do you see what's wrong with that? A five year old, five branches. Fast forward six months, it's his birthday. He's now five and a half years old. He looks outside at the tree, there's a dozen or more branches, and my father thinks to himself, well I'm not growing as fast as the tree's growing, there must be something wrong with me. So he says to my great great grandfather, "Father why am I not growing as fast as the tree?" And he looked at him, and this, today I still can't quite make sense of this. He said, "The trees are made of rings, and you are made of rings, and different things, and just like the tree has sap flowing through it to give it life, and bark to protect it from the elements. You too are are shielded with blood."
What a story. Great.
Anyway.
Huh ok
I read this before I got there and oh my god I was so worried about you 😂
That's not random
Sounds like grandpa was tipsy. 🧐
i love when scammers dont know anything outside of the script
*nervous laughter*
"Uh, yes ma'am, yes ma'am, uh can you go to your browser ma'am, and I will tell you each and everything ma'am."
@@tats763 "Dere is an issue with your computur, so dat is the reason madam"
and kitboga just keeps going babbling and telling incoherent imaginary stories
They wake up and they speak script uh, ma’am you need to go to the uh the browser or you will be behind the bars.
Most scammers are just cogs in a money-making machine 🖥🛠🗜🕳🗑
The Granny is one of the best characters in the history of the universe.
Grandma Edna is easily the best character in the Kitboga cinematic universe.
Granny IS the universe.
Chris Fairbarn I couldn’t have said it any better 👏👏
Yes. Yes she is.
She's the most effective, too. His longest sessions are all with Edna.
Honestly right off the bat Matilda/Barbie talking about how “I’m in a sticky situation, not just because I spilled molasses all over my laptop when I was cooking!” Was not only something my actual grandma would do but exactly how she’d say the story. I’ve never really imagined you as a realistic old lady getting scammed before but now I could really see it happening and it’s horrible
Someone, please animate the story with Edna's grandfather
I’m very late and someone else probably did it but I’m adding it to my list anyway
@@m-tcreations 👀
OMG YES PLEASE! I would pay to watch a cartoon of Edna and all her stories
@@m-tcreations thank you...and you're welcome.
I'd love to see Edna's phone calls animated. And I love how we all call her Edna not matter what name she gives the scammer. She's Edna, and we love her.
I love Kit’s gift for gab 😂 He’s perfect at wasting time and interrupting them when they’re talking 😂
i like how hes good at wasting time, scammer payback is good at deleting shit and wasting time and others have their qualities
The epic tree/blood story you told.. awkward silence, "What a story." "Great" . . . "Anyway..." 😂😂
😂😂😂
Seriously, Kitboga should be praised for his acting skills and his ability to improvise conversations on the spot. The voice filter is hilarious, but it's his perfomance that makes it believable.
Psyclops i dont think its a filter, its him doing the voice
@@nevereverr umm.. nope it's a voice changer dude he said it himself
Oh hello s¡r Oh ha. I only just started watching him, so I haven’t watched that video yet
I don’t even watch TV any more, this is the only entertainment I need.
Same here, going on 8yrs
Amen
Ditto
Amen
What's TV?😂
Gramma: gives the entire world of imagination with that story.
Scammer guy: Good. Anyways!
Scammer:"Is it a visa or master"
Granny-"Yes"
..😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
How is no one talking about
"Can I tell you something?"
"No."
".....alright."
I think the scammer was gonna reveal... maybe... maybe not... but im kinda disappointed now...
Wait I missed that! 😂
I loved that
I don't know why but the wig makes a big difference...
It makes granny real.
I don't watch him often, but I was wondering what happened with the wig. Didn't have to wonder long 😂
It's so the scammers don't realize that he's disguising his voice.
@@joesavag What does a wig have to do with the scammers knowing whether or not he's disguising his voice??? They can't even SEE him!!!
I so look forward to the sneeze! Everytime, it makes me so happy 😊
“I went on AOL and was searching...”
It’s the little details that make this guy a genius 🤣
The good ole AOL!
I agree! This is why Kitboga is #1 scambaiter in my book! 😚👌
Dave is the calmest scammer I've heard so far, he's so chill
@Kelly Smuntz such a racist comment
you sound like you love shadow the hedgehog
@@robertobefera5576 He was making a Simpsons reference... Mr. SJW.
@@jonj1163 wow using sjw in 2021, how bold
@@kurotea4131 You must have missed the original posters comment.. That was more comment'able. Well, they're in full force in 2021 still... Didn't you hear? What should I call them then oh modern lingo one?
He went super granny once the wig came on, and did his ultimate attack “story time” at 10:34. So early in the battle 🤣
😂😂
It was a bold move, but I think it paid off with this opponent.
The dislikes are from Alex and Adam.
Jeniece Collazo 🤣🤣🤣👏🏻
"I-LOVE-YOU-HUNTER!"
Hahaha
Legend has it they are getting married next week.
Tim , Jake , Ethan , Robert , John
"Where does the cloud go when it is not raining?"
Oh LOL!
Sounds like a Billie Eilish song!
Swamp Gal 😂😂😂OMG
I don't know, but it sure is mist!😄
Kitboga you are an absolute legend. I told my 90 year old Gran about the work you do and she LOVED hearing about how you are doing what you can to prevent scammers winning against vulnerable people. She gets these calls all the time and now she knows just to hang up on them. Thank you.
My mom is 78 and she calls these scammers "imbeciles". We don't have a landline phone anymore, so we don't get any calls...but I had her listening to his scambait sessions....she said..."if you worked for me and by accidentally gave someone a couple thousand bucks in company capital, you'd lose your job!" ...all snarky. These scammers don't realize many of these older folks are sharp as a tack.
@@karenpato1 They likely do realize that. It only has to be a few.
@@karenpato1 Yeah but there is a lot of them who fall for it too. One of these phone scammers made $60 million in just 2 years.
They think it's a victimless crime and the bank might reimburse them but people have committed suicide because they lost their life savings to these scammers.
Worst part is FBI has even tried working with Indian government to catch these people but even when they get caught they are out in a week. By either bribing their way out or the courts just simply let them go.
It's a billion dollar industry and whole country seems to be in on it.
I educated my Gramma with Kitboga too! Granny club
Well, at 90 at doesn't really matter anymore what she is doing.
Dave was so polite and was listening to your story and then you ended it with blood lmfao
"It's clear that you're not computer-savvy." It's clear that the scammer isn't computer-savvy.
Because indian
@@KL005 I feel like responding to every single comment saying something bad about the scammer with "because indian" is really fucking racist, this dude isn't like this because he's indian, this isn't just some inherent trait of all indian people
@@jamesbailey6257 because indian
@@n646n No you’re just racist
Edna's ramblings are like the nectar of life
I love hearing about her stool consistency.
Nice comment!
they really are. from her rivalry with Suzy Derkins, to her lusting after the mailman in his khaki shorts. her husband daisy chaining the microwaves in an attempt to create a black hole has to be the best. 🤣
😂😂😂
"Clean as a button"
😄
Cute as a whistle!
“What kind of trousers are you using?”
Weaverine
Yes.
If you think about it, trousers can be browsers.
Omg...... I projectile laughed salsa at this comment. On my iPad.
And I just rewatched this part 4xs
“What browser are you using?”
“I chose khaki trousers today, but I don’t see what that has to do with my computer.”
IM LITERALLY crying with REAL TEARS AT THE FATHER/SON STORY OMFG
Kit is hysterical, but it really is disgusting how these scammers take advantage of the elderly. The price kept going up. Evil bastards.
"What a story...........................well anyways"
Not since To Catch A Predator has a prank show been so thoroughly funny with prank victims that so thoroughly deserved it.
TCAP wasn’t really a prank show nor did it really get anyone justice
@@Emily-kd2zv it wasn't super efficient, but some ppl _did_ get locked up
Wellllll yell at me why dontcha!
-Lorne Armstrong
Your description was fucking gold.
It was a question...
Love it when Edna rambles on and on
Her father’s father’s father told her a story about her father when he was 5 1/2 on his birthday.
Scammers opened a can of worms when they scammed Kitboga's actual Grandma !!
I’ll never understand how scammers don’t catch onto the Barbie Kendoll name. I love how oblivious they are.
Many of the little details, names, and such that Kit throws in are from America and American culture and so they're lost on the scammers. They're unaware of these things, so they go right over the scammers' heads, although these people claim to be from various locations in the US.
They're driven by greed
@@giantswingallday7001 Most definitely! Nothing else matters.
I haven't been watching long and this is the first time I've heard it, I usually have kiddos around but it's late and they are asleep. Too funny!
A lot of the little things he slips in are really just North American pop culture and knowledge - it's like how they always answer yes when Kit asks if they can see the golden gate bridge from their office in new york
“And the Oscar goes to”
It’s incredible how a human being can sit there and agree with whatever in an attempt to completely destroy someone else’s life. You couldn’t write a script better than this..
I’m using that tree story in my damn wedding vows.
Emilie Vukovich please tell me you will be uploading the ceremony. 😃👍
😂💜
Make everyone tell you how it inspired them at the reception
It is actually loosely based on another story of a sickly woman watching the leaves fall off of a tree outside her window. She tells her husband when the last leaf falls she surely die. Winter comes and only one leaf left so the husband falls the tree and paints an exact replica with a leaf so that it would never fall.
@@MrDrManPerson lovely story
This dude doesn’t listen to a single word. That makes Kitboga's job of blabbering nonsense so much easier!
Because indian
Only kitboga could casually sing I’m a Barbie girl so flawlessly while scam batting. True talent
"What's 83 times 3?"
"Exactly."
Lembach
Edna will have to live in 249°F temperature conditions.
ErxMC At least she doesn't have to walk all the way to the oven to bake her cookies lol
HeyItsMeDaisy
Ha! 🤣
"Come on Barbie, let's go party. Ah ah ah ah yeah". Damn Edna and the tree story made no sense hahahahahaha
Lorenzo Hemulgada the point was for it to not make sense
yes … what is the sound of one edna yakking ? < > >
It could have been lost in translation 😂
The tree story was INSPIRING! 😂😂
just like a tree has bark to protect his inner layer so does your skin, you're like a tree that continues to grow & you'll always grow, once the tree stops growing so does us humans and we're here to provide something to humanity like socialize and trees provide oxygen....idk where i'm going with this lol
“I’m a teckneeeshan” never gets old
Failed Reboot looool
tekneeeeeeeshin
I used to play Tekken III w my feet on my sega Saturn. I won each and every. I'm the Wizard. Well my toes are.
Annie Warbucks I like this Brian Connor esque style of commenting, someone who you don’t know, but that’s just a topnotch type of comment for me to make I guess
@@anniewarbucks9697 u seen the guy with no arms drive his car with his feet and plays guitar. That's awesome and really motivating. I also recently seen a waffle House cook in a wheelchair. That's hardcore that you could sit at home collect a check but you rather work some still.
This is one of the best UA-cam channel's in the whole world!!!
But there is only one UA-cam in the whole world 🧐
Sometimes when grandma tells her stories I get into them. Then they abruptly end and I laugh my ass off. Especially how the scammer usually ignores them and continues on with their horrible scripts. We love what you do kit!
I love your face when you’re fighting back laughter. 😂
😛🙃😁lol
I like it even better when he disappears under the desk to laugh 7:11
“Come on barbie, lets go party. Ahh yeah. You know, life is plastic and it’s just fantastic!”
I was in tears😂😂😂😂 when he ah ah ah yea😂😂😂
I wonder how many times a day Adam, Alex & the boys check your channel to see if you’re live because they think it’s you on the other end of their calls. 🤣🤣🤣
I wonder that too! I died when they caught on.....”is your name Kitboga?” and Kit’s eyebrows shot up!!!!!😂😂
@@sherryember6749 I keep seeing people comment this, but I didn't see it in the video. Do u have a timestamp?
@@Meech817 I know I'm rather late and you may already know . But Alex and Adam are scammers from a previous vid .. posted under wasted 36 hours .. hope you have found it ..if not.. then happy viewing . 👍😁🤗
When he holds back his laughter it makes me want to die😂
Anders Olson ikr😂
"What a story. Great."
When I tell you I CHOKED
“Anyways” 😂
6:02 maybe you should try playing a granny who keeps falling asleep durring a call until they multi day rage it up.
Wow, that story about her father. It...
_it inspired me_
some of these edna stories need to be animated lmao
AGREED
This must happen!!!
Why isn't this a thing already?
I'm legit going to make a live action short film about the tree story! It was so good!
15:14 Come on, Barbie, let's go party! AH AH AH AI tell you what
A part of me has started to wonder if sticking so closely to the script is part of how some of these scammers sleep at night. Like “well, it’s not me scamming them, it’s the script, I don’t get paid directly from the scam and if I’m not putting any thought into it whatsoever then it’s not really me doing it.”
I mean obviously bullshit logic and mental gymnastics but I think any of them who have any of a semblance of a soul probably need mental tricks like these to stay sane while continuing in doing something that’s wrong
Yo that tree story about aging hit deep...
"I never noticed why they call it clean as a button lol ;P"
It's just 30 seconds into the video and those small details you slipped in went waaay over their head lololol
Can someone explain this to me?
@@spooky600 it should be 'clean as a whistle' or 'bright as a button'.. just another way to show these people are not familiar with western phrases.
@@TawntheAtheist 'clear as a bell' was the one he was going for
Although my grandma had some clear buttons.
Wait... wasn't this about how Grandma Edna said "lol" as there's no way any elderly say that in a call to a stranger ?
"And you, too, are shielded with... blood."
...
"Oh. What a story."
Anyway
I love how the security is supposed to be $149 and then he changes it to $649, and I look away for two seconds and now it says $849
"What browser do you have open?"
"Ohh, today I just went with khaki trousers"😂😂
And the robot vacuum in the kitchen with toilet paper stuck to it LOL rambling on and on....oh this kills me!
Edna: no I haven’t gone pee in the past week I’ve had some bladder problems
Scammer: uncomfortable laugh.
The tree story killed me. 😂
"Wow.... what a story..."
That part was hilarious!!!
Solar I know. Edna’s stories are the stuff of legends. Lol.
Annielou 🚽❌🌳🌳🌳😬
@@traceycrosss ...if that's really your photo then you are one beautiful woman. But hey I guess I'm the scumbag for saying something..lol...so I'm sorry...it had to be said.
BoMmArItO bOmMaRiTo wow. What an amazing compliment. Thank you. No you’re not a scumbag and yes it really is me. You made my day. Thank you. 😍
I love the long awkward pause of utter bafflement when you told him what trousers you were wearing when he asked about your browser.
*Grandma annoyingly reading.... line for line.... The Policies or Terms and Conditions under her breath in a longed out murmur is GENIUS* 😅
"just wait a moment, just wait a moment , just wait a moment sir" or "disconnect the call, disconnect the call, disconnect the call"....the 2 songs are so addicting to me.. that outro song at the end gets me every time. I'll run around all day saying "disconnect the call"...LMAO...God bless kit & Edna !!!!
I find myself singing the "just wait a moment" line all the time. Lol
Addictive.
I made a fatal mistake while watching this...
I put apricot jam on my toast instead of strawberry
Noooooooooo 😭😭
Apricot is good too though.
grape jelly > other jellies
love apricot why would you want strawberry! love peach too!!
Omg! You monster! 🤣🤣
‘You are made of rings and different things”
B L O O D
what a story. great. well anyway..
So is Saturn :D
5 minutes ago I saw a Kitboga video and thought, "Is that new?!" It turns out it wasn't, but I was so excited... then THIS POPPED UP.
Just wait a moment.
Life happens to us all. Kit is great and fighting the scammers for all of us. Hope you enjoyed it.
@@maryshills6748 Ma'am, ma'am. Just wait a momenn.
Do.. you have de google play carrs?
Just wait a moment sir
@@celestebrusciano3637 No, no, no. You have to read out de googal playcar number, do not do the worry, this is confidential group chat, no one know you did not pay your taxes.
This official mikrosof website, uses confident encycropted license, good, yes?
Anyway, how your day hacve been, maam?
"Where does the cloud go when it's not raining", rofl!
I know this is why Kit started doing this, but imaging an actual old person who so trusting and gullible breaks my heart. We have to protect our elderly.
When life gets you down and you feel like giving up...watch Kitboga, you are the best...sending you love from the UK 😘
@harrythebarry excuse me??
@harrythebarry I'm sorry...I don't actually know what you mean by your statement?? Mentally weak?? How is my mental health connected with liking what this guy does?? If you could clarify what exactly you mean, I would appreciate it.
@harrythebarry and who exactly are you to tell me what is good or bad, do you know me...do you know what I'm going through in my life?? In a world full of hatred...little things can make people feel better, how dare you presume to tell me what I can and can't like!!! Then to tell me to 'seek help'...you need to seek some joy in your life!!!
John Eggleton mate I believe kitboga is the fonejacker of the UK lol if you agree
@@iamamo2min595 Nooo...the guy who is the Fonejacker here in the UK is a British/Iranian guy called Kayvan Novak, definitely not this guy.
“I love you hunter”
Thought it was "Hunter2"?
Weaverine I LOVE you HUNTER
"This house is just too big. I've been thinking about getting a smaller house, but I can't seem to-... I don't really want to downsize, y'know?"
14:01 "You might need glasses or a magnifying glass or some sh-- or telescope or something"
close call right there LMAO
i think he said "of some sort"
@@r.r.4809 😂
I was DONE when he sneezed and came back up wearing the wig 😂😂😂
That's when I knew it was about to get good!!! 😁😁😁😁
its like the harder he trolls the dumber they think "she" is xD
Yes. We know.
It’s not „like“ that, it just is that. That’s the whole concept of this channel
Whenever Kit can't contain his laughter, it immediately makes me crack up too
Kira, Me TOO!!!!!! I love it when he cracks himself up!!!!!
@@sherryember6749 Me too. Especially when he dives off the screen.
Johan Nilsson 🙈😂😂😂😂😂😂
It's time to admit I have a problem, because I just pulled myself to climax while looking at your profile picture
I got Pecan Sandies for everyone rushing here in excitement to see what Edna is up to!
And prune juice to wash them down!
I'll bring fresh milk and zone nice tea assortments.
@@pattierotondo1108 .....ewww. although Aunt Edna would probably love some prune juice. Lol
Joseph Kyle - Don’t mind if I do! Man, sure is great to be Russian free! They’ll never take the recipes!
Thank you 🙏🏼
“...Sometimes it feels like life is plastic...
..it’s fantastic!” 🤣🤣🤣🤣
"let me see if I can turn up my hearing aid" - what a great way to start this video... granny is going to drive someone absolutely batshit...
Dude. Link to that music PLEASE 11:40 It's legit. And your story was enlightening. Full of so much wisdom.
omg that tree story..... did you have a script?! just wild!!! hahahahaha
wait, was that from something? am I dumb? lol.
He tends to just make stuff up on the go
Steve J I’m pretty sure I need more blood. 🤔. Or I should bark to Barbie Girl...
Oh what a story. Great.
Improv, but he gets suggestions to pull from from the community in live chat.
You had me at “Grandma”.
No way, crazy seeing you here!!
10:36 - [with Edna's voice] "You are a storyteller, Kitboga! You're an nothing less than an artist!"
7:37 WE STAN A LIGHTNING FAST COSTUME CHANGING KIT!!
The sneeze - wig move seriously cracked me up 😂
''whats 83x3?'' ''Exactly'' The confident mathemetician knows no fear
You just made my night 😭
Each time granny starts with her rambling I imagine it starting like "Picture it, Sicily 1922..."
Actually I wished Kit would start one of his rambling stories like that.
"Ma!!"
11:20 "it's his birthday, he's 5 and a half years old now" that was so good
So I've watched all the videos few times and now I'm using those to help me sleep. Feels like grandma is telling me fairytales. Reminds me of childhood.
karpiz1 I do it t too. Makes great background noise to sleep 😁
That's an idea, Gran Edna reading books. That's the first audio book I would buy. Only her sneeze is acceptable during this pandemic.😸🌹
i love when he says ich sprecke ein bisschen deutsch😂
Oder „Ich komme aus den Vereinigten Staaten“
“I can see the cloud sometimes ... “
I’m speechless, Kit!
The grandma voice is by far the best most convincing sounding ever. The ramblings just seal the deal .. kitboga has a gift 😇
I love granny when she tells her stories...laughed so hard!!
This has to be the best episode to fall asleep to, there’s no screaming or arguing it’s just so calm and rambly on both sides.
Had no idea Kit was so well known! He's known on Reddit, Newsweek, a news station, and the washington post. Good job, man! Love ya! (as a friend, of course haha)
Thank gosh you clarified as a friend. He mightve asked you out if you didn't. Good call
@@youmukonpaku916that would’ve upset me immensely. He’s my lover.
Edna interrupting scammers is the purest form of entertainment in this world.
I was absolutely dying rolling on the floor listening about the story of the kid and the trees 😂🤣😂🤣 what an awesome story!
I watch kitboga’s videos on a daily basis and on some days he’s the only reason I smile.