This Grandma Will NEVER Be Scammed

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  • @GibusWearingMann
    @GibusWearingMann 5 років тому +2361

    "It's his birthday. He's 5 1/2 years old."

  • @TheColonelKlink
    @TheColonelKlink 5 років тому +2877

    Grandma's rambling incoherent stories are the path to enlightenment that only the rarest of tech support scammers can grasp.

    • @Wesblumarine
      @Wesblumarine 5 років тому +18

      TheColonelKlink This is true colonel.

    • @Punk6121
      @Punk6121 5 років тому +23

      Its a hounour to talk to Edna lmaoo

    • @LukenUSee
      @LukenUSee 5 років тому +16

      They put up with the random ramblings because they think they're gonna score some good money out of her

    • @KenjaTimu
      @KenjaTimu 4 роки тому +9

      You can brush her hair, undress her everywhere.

    • @chrissy93x
      @chrissy93x 4 роки тому +19

      gotta admit when Kitboga gets into storytime its the most hilarious thing ever just seeing how captivated the scammers get by listening to the Edna Stories lol i love it how he cuts / interrupts them

  • @okashiad6930
    @okashiad6930 5 років тому +1058

    “Fast forward 6 months. It’s his birthday. He’s 5 and a half.”

  • @sevenrhye
    @sevenrhye 5 років тому +348

    Grandma Edna: What’s 83 x 3?
    Scammer Dave : Exactly

    • @KL005
      @KL005 4 роки тому +9

      Because indian

    • @aelloner
      @aelloner 4 роки тому +4

      I'm gonna do this math problem for no reason because why not. it is 189

    • @racheyroyal
      @racheyroyal 4 роки тому +13

      @@aelloner It’s actually 249

    • @aelloner
      @aelloner 4 роки тому +2

      @@racheyroyal ok, thanks

    • @tsfbaf303
      @tsfbaf303 4 роки тому +8

      Aelloner Why are you scamming us?

  • @xsteath104
    @xsteath104 5 років тому +777

    Dude these are so funny. I do tech support and talk to alctual old ladies who get scammed by those jackasses and I can’t help but feel bad for them. You are like the vigilante of the internet. Not all hero’s wear capes but this hero happens to wear a grey wig.

    • @1989Ezal
      @1989Ezal 4 роки тому +17

      Help me please, darling. My name is hacked on Windows.

    • @faithfulgrl
      @faithfulgrl 4 роки тому +16

      Matt, Thanks👵👴for all
      You do to make people's lives better! Bravo!🙋

    • @gleepglop9172
      @gleepglop9172 4 роки тому +9

      and sunglasses!

    • @8bitlatina845
      @8bitlatina845 4 роки тому +12

      I would love to hear an actual tech support person rip into these con artists.

    • @marykozminski2306
      @marykozminski2306 4 роки тому +3

      Love the not all heros wear capes but this hero happens to wear a wig comment, so true!

  • @chrisfairbarn9908
    @chrisfairbarn9908 5 років тому +2158

    The Granny is one of the best characters in the history of the universe.

    • @DarrylDeSantaTTV
      @DarrylDeSantaTTV 5 років тому +116

      Grandma Edna is easily the best character in the Kitboga cinematic universe.

    • @adulthumanfemale8666
      @adulthumanfemale8666 5 років тому +44

      Granny IS the universe.

    • @rayjordbakke2032
      @rayjordbakke2032 5 років тому +10

      Chris Fairbarn I couldn’t have said it any better 👏👏

    • @mudhead31
      @mudhead31 5 років тому +11

      Yes. Yes she is.

    • @ResidentMilf
      @ResidentMilf 5 років тому +39

      She's the most effective, too. His longest sessions are all with Edna.

  • @MsInvestigate
    @MsInvestigate 5 років тому +1055

    i love when scammers dont know anything outside of the script

    • @tats763
      @tats763 5 років тому +104

      *nervous laughter*
      "Uh, yes ma'am, yes ma'am, uh can you go to your browser ma'am, and I will tell you each and everything ma'am."

    • @mikeexits
      @mikeexits 4 роки тому +50

      @@tats763 "Dere is an issue with your computur, so dat is the reason madam"

    • @stn6408
      @stn6408 4 роки тому +21

      and kitboga just keeps going babbling and telling incoherent imaginary stories

    • @jamesb5380
      @jamesb5380 4 роки тому +36

      They wake up and they speak script uh, ma’am you need to go to the uh the browser or you will be behind the bars.

    • @faithfulgrl
      @faithfulgrl 4 роки тому +5

      Most scammers are just cogs in a money-making machine 🖥🛠🗜🕳🗑

  • @mohammedpatel9698
    @mohammedpatel9698 5 років тому +1845

    When I was a little girl, my father used to sit me down, he would tell me stories, that his father's father told him. There's this one story that I've never been able to shake. It stuck with me for years. When my father who was five years old, he looked out his bedroom window, at a tree, and there were five branches. Do you see what's wrong with that? A five year old, five branches. Fast forward six months, it's his birthday. He's now five and a half years old. He looks outside at the tree, there's a dozen or more branches, and my father thinks to himself, well I'm not growing as fast as the tree's growing, there must be something wrong with me. So he says to my great great grandfather, "Father why am I not growing as fast as the tree?" And he looked at him, and this, today I still can't quite make sense of this. He said, "The trees are made of rings, and you are made of rings, and different things, and just like the tree has sap flowing through it to give it life, and bark to protect it from the elements. You too are are shielded with blood."

  • @averyeml
    @averyeml 5 років тому +146

    Honestly right off the bat Matilda/Barbie talking about how “I’m in a sticky situation, not just because I spilled molasses all over my laptop when I was cooking!” Was not only something my actual grandma would do but exactly how she’d say the story. I’ve never really imagined you as a realistic old lady getting scammed before but now I could really see it happening and it’s horrible

  • @communityentertainment5144
    @communityentertainment5144 4 роки тому +151

    Dave is the calmest scammer I've heard so far, he's so chill

    • @robertobefera5576
      @robertobefera5576 3 роки тому +7

      @Kelly Smuntz such a racist comment

    • @kevins.5018
      @kevins.5018 3 роки тому +1

      you sound like you love shadow the hedgehog

    • @jonj1163
      @jonj1163 3 роки тому +14

      @@robertobefera5576 He was making a Simpsons reference... Mr. SJW.

    • @kurotea4131
      @kurotea4131 3 роки тому +7

      @@jonj1163 wow using sjw in 2021, how bold

    • @jonj1163
      @jonj1163 3 роки тому +8

      @@kurotea4131 You must have missed the original posters comment.. That was more comment'able. Well, they're in full force in 2021 still... Didn't you hear? What should I call them then oh modern lingo one?

  • @velogoo
    @velogoo 5 років тому +551

    I don’t even watch TV any more, this is the only entertainment I need.

  • @jenjen5580
    @jenjen5580 5 років тому +819

    The epic tree/blood story you told.. awkward silence, "What a story." "Great" . . . "Anyway..." 😂😂

    • @KingdomChld
      @KingdomChld 5 років тому +3

      😂😂😂

    • @psyclops973
      @psyclops973 5 років тому +68

      Seriously, Kitboga should be praised for his acting skills and his ability to improvise conversations on the spot. The voice filter is hilarious, but it's his perfomance that makes it believable.

    • @nevereverr
      @nevereverr 5 років тому

      Psyclops i dont think its a filter, its him doing the voice

    • @ohhellosr9998
      @ohhellosr9998 5 років тому +20

      @@nevereverr umm.. nope it's a voice changer dude he said it himself

    • @nevereverr
      @nevereverr 5 років тому +5

      Oh hello s¡r Oh ha. I only just started watching him, so I haven’t watched that video yet

  • @crlmson_
    @crlmson_ 5 років тому +608

    How is no one talking about
    "Can I tell you something?"
    "No."
    ".....alright."

    •  5 років тому +35

      I think the scammer was gonna reveal... maybe... maybe not... but im kinda disappointed now...

    • @KaePitts
      @KaePitts 4 роки тому +4

      Wait I missed that! 😂

    • @KristenDilligaf
      @KristenDilligaf 4 роки тому

      I loved that

  • @MrBackin5ive
    @MrBackin5ive 4 роки тому +320

    Someone, please animate the story with Edna's grandfather

    • @m-tcreations
      @m-tcreations 3 роки тому +18

      I’m very late and someone else probably did it but I’m adding it to my list anyway

    • @krissieg7862
      @krissieg7862 3 роки тому +7

      @@m-tcreations 👀

    • @ashmaz400
      @ashmaz400 2 роки тому +1

      OMG YES PLEASE! I would pay to watch a cartoon of Edna and all her stories

    • @MrBackin5ive
      @MrBackin5ive 2 роки тому

      @@m-tcreations thank you...and you're welcome.

    • @SaltedMoose
      @SaltedMoose 10 місяців тому +4

      I'd love to see Edna's phone calls animated. And I love how we all call her Edna not matter what name she gives the scammer. She's Edna, and we love her.

  • @jesskaitlyn9419
    @jesskaitlyn9419 5 років тому +97

    IM LITERALLY crying with REAL TEARS AT THE FATHER/SON STORY OMFG

  • @44tatia
    @44tatia 5 років тому +455

    “I went on AOL and was searching...”
    It’s the little details that make this guy a genius 🤣

    • @clray123
      @clray123 4 роки тому +15

      The good ole AOL!

    • @atmywhitson
      @atmywhitson 4 роки тому +4

      I agree! This is why Kitboga is #1 scambaiter in my book! 😚👌

  • @memyselfi4325
    @memyselfi4325 5 років тому +445

    Edna's ramblings are like the nectar of life

    • @chemicalimbalance7030
      @chemicalimbalance7030 5 років тому +12

      I love hearing about her stool consistency.

    • @21guns123
      @21guns123 4 роки тому

      Nice comment!

    • @locabynature
      @locabynature 3 роки тому +11

      they really are. from her rivalry with Suzy Derkins, to her lusting after the mailman in his khaki shorts. her husband daisy chaining the microwaves in an attempt to create a black hole has to be the best. 🤣

    • @potekechu
      @potekechu 3 роки тому

      😂😂😂

  • @jskrawz4611
    @jskrawz4611 5 років тому +727

    I don't know why but the wig makes a big difference...

    • @flagmichael
      @flagmichael 5 років тому +63

      It makes granny real.

    • @fullmetaledchemist6098
      @fullmetaledchemist6098 5 років тому +14

      I don't watch him often, but I was wondering what happened with the wig. Didn't have to wonder long 😂

    • @joesavag
      @joesavag 4 роки тому +52

      It's so the scammers don't realize that he's disguising his voice.

    • @marynorton9358
      @marynorton9358 4 роки тому +3

      @@joesavag What does a wig have to do with the scammers knowing whether or not he's disguising his voice??? They can't even SEE him!!!

    • @rhythmandblues_alibi
      @rhythmandblues_alibi 4 роки тому +7

      I so look forward to the sneeze! Everytime, it makes me so happy 😊

  • @xavierburton7407
    @xavierburton7407 4 роки тому +51

    He went super granny once the wig came on, and did his ultimate attack “story time” at 10:34. So early in the battle 🤣

  • @madmobber88
    @madmobber88 5 років тому +66

    Scammer:"Is it a visa or master"
    Granny-"Yes"
    ..😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @dmac1306
    @dmac1306 5 років тому +371

    "Where does the cloud go when it is not raining?"
    Oh LOL!

    • @MsSwampGal
      @MsSwampGal 5 років тому +13

      Sounds like a Billie Eilish song!

    • @KennyPotter
      @KennyPotter 5 років тому +1

      Swamp Gal 😂😂😂OMG

    • @LukenUSee
      @LukenUSee 5 років тому +4

      I don't know, but it sure is mist!😄

  • @michelleely4349
    @michelleely4349 5 років тому +701

    I love Kit’s gift for gab 😂 He’s perfect at wasting time and interrupting them when they’re talking 😂

    • @deeloc1993
      @deeloc1993 5 років тому +11

      i like how hes good at wasting time, scammer payback is good at deleting shit and wasting time and others have their qualities

  • @jeniececollazo7033
    @jeniececollazo7033 5 років тому +877

    The dislikes are from Alex and Adam.

  • @rv7733
    @rv7733 3 роки тому +88

    Gramma: gives the entire world of imagination with that story.
    Scammer guy: Good. Anyways!

  • @Xenogeek2
    @Xenogeek2 4 роки тому +82

    "It's clear that you're not computer-savvy." It's clear that the scammer isn't computer-savvy.

    • @KL005
      @KL005 4 роки тому +2

      Because indian

    • @jamesbailey6257
      @jamesbailey6257 3 роки тому +10

      @@KL005 I feel like responding to every single comment saying something bad about the scammer with "because indian" is really fucking racist, this dude isn't like this because he's indian, this isn't just some inherent trait of all indian people

    • @n646n
      @n646n 2 роки тому +1

      @@jamesbailey6257 because indian

    • @jamesbailey6257
      @jamesbailey6257 2 роки тому

      @@n646n No you’re just racist

    • @augustosampaio8579
      @augustosampaio8579 2 дні тому

      ​@@n646nso we can say "because american" abour their victims?

  • @EMILIE05
    @EMILIE05 5 років тому +494

    I’m using that tree story in my damn wedding vows.

    • @cautionTosser
      @cautionTosser 5 років тому +34

      Emilie Vukovich please tell me you will be uploading the ceremony. 😃👍

    • @up4itgal
      @up4itgal 5 років тому +5

      😂💜

    • @stacey_moc
      @stacey_moc 5 років тому +33

      Make everyone tell you how it inspired them at the reception

    • @MrDrManPerson
      @MrDrManPerson 5 років тому +51

      It is actually loosely based on another story of a sickly woman watching the leaves fall off of a tree outside her window. She tells her husband when the last leaf falls she surely die. Winter comes and only one leaf left so the husband falls the tree and paints an exact replica with a leaf so that it would never fall.

    • @andylutz3505
      @andylutz3505 5 років тому +5

      @@MrDrManPerson lovely story

  • @Mokieness
    @Mokieness 5 років тому +389

    Kitboga you are an absolute legend. I told my 90 year old Gran about the work you do and she LOVED hearing about how you are doing what you can to prevent scammers winning against vulnerable people. She gets these calls all the time and now she knows just to hang up on them. Thank you.

    • @karenpato1
      @karenpato1 5 років тому +30

      My mom is 78 and she calls these scammers "imbeciles". We don't have a landline phone anymore, so we don't get any calls...but I had her listening to his scambait sessions....she said..."if you worked for me and by accidentally gave someone a couple thousand bucks in company capital, you'd lose your job!" ...all snarky. These scammers don't realize many of these older folks are sharp as a tack.

    • @delta3244
      @delta3244 5 років тому +12

      @@karenpato1 They likely do realize that. It only has to be a few.

    • @urishi911
      @urishi911 5 років тому +16

      @@karenpato1 Yeah but there is a lot of them who fall for it too. One of these phone scammers made $60 million in just 2 years.
      They think it's a victimless crime and the bank might reimburse them but people have committed suicide because they lost their life savings to these scammers.
      Worst part is FBI has even tried working with Indian government to catch these people but even when they get caught they are out in a week. By either bribing their way out or the courts just simply let them go.
      It's a billion dollar industry and whole country seems to be in on it.

    • @hollyrosumny2777
      @hollyrosumny2777 5 років тому +4

      I educated my Gramma with Kitboga too! Granny club

    • @azazello1784
      @azazello1784 2 роки тому

      Well, at 90 at doesn't really matter anymore what she is doing.

  • @ladylotusinc
    @ladylotusinc 5 років тому +139

    "Clean as a button"
    😄
    Cute as a whistle!

  • @pinbackerman2770
    @pinbackerman2770 5 років тому +88

    Her father’s father’s father told her a story about her father when he was 5 1/2 on his birthday.

  • @alleyoop8019
    @alleyoop8019 4 роки тому +52

    Dave was so polite and was listening to your story and then you ended it with blood lmfao

  • @MsNoPixel
    @MsNoPixel 5 років тому +366

    I’ll never understand how scammers don’t catch onto the Barbie Kendoll name. I love how oblivious they are.

    • @LukenUSee
      @LukenUSee 5 років тому +109

      Many of the little details, names, and such that Kit throws in are from America and American culture and so they're lost on the scammers. They're unaware of these things, so they go right over the scammers' heads, although these people claim to be from various locations in the US.

    • @giantswingallday7001
      @giantswingallday7001 5 років тому +19

      They're driven by greed

    • @LukenUSee
      @LukenUSee 5 років тому +16

      @@giantswingallday7001 Most definitely! Nothing else matters.

    • @GiGi-rb4qg
      @GiGi-rb4qg 5 років тому +11

      I haven't been watching long and this is the first time I've heard it, I usually have kiddos around but it's late and they are asleep. Too funny!

    • @SnapdragonSK
      @SnapdragonSK 5 років тому +39

      A lot of the little things he slips in are really just North American pop culture and knowledge - it's like how they always answer yes when Kit asks if they can see the golden gate bridge from their office in new york

  • @giantswingallday7001
    @giantswingallday7001 5 років тому +319

    "Come on Barbie, let's go party. Ah ah ah ah yeah". Damn Edna and the tree story made no sense hahahahahaha

    • @yammmit
      @yammmit 5 років тому +4

      Lorenzo Hemulgada the point was for it to not make sense

    • @solarnaut
      @solarnaut 5 років тому +1

      yes … what is the sound of one edna yakking ? < > >

    • @moniqaf
      @moniqaf 5 років тому +16

      It could have been lost in translation 😂

    • @donnaterrell
      @donnaterrell 5 років тому +6

      The tree story was INSPIRING! 😂😂

    • @khirywiley5937
      @khirywiley5937 5 років тому +8

      just like a tree has bark to protect his inner layer so does your skin, you're like a tree that continues to grow & you'll always grow, once the tree stops growing so does us humans and we're here to provide something to humanity like socialize and trees provide oxygen....idk where i'm going with this lol

  • @weaverine9400
    @weaverine9400 5 років тому +178

    “What kind of trousers are you using?”

    • @Zeekiel
      @Zeekiel 5 років тому

      Weaverine
      Yes.

    • @TAXCOLLECTOR-mx3mg
      @TAXCOLLECTOR-mx3mg 5 років тому +2

      If you think about it, trousers can be browsers.

    • @anniewarbucks9697
      @anniewarbucks9697 5 років тому +2

      Omg...... I projectile laughed salsa at this comment. On my iPad.

    • @anniewarbucks9697
      @anniewarbucks9697 5 років тому +1

      And I just rewatched this part 4xs

    • @yupyup1562
      @yupyup1562 5 років тому +4

      “What browser are you using?”
      “I chose khaki trousers today, but I don’t see what that has to do with my computer.”

  • @Joshua_Rojo
    @Joshua_Rojo 4 роки тому +43

    14:01 "You might need glasses or a magnifying glass or some sh-- or telescope or something"
    close call right there LMAO

  • @hyttsten22676
    @hyttsten22676 4 роки тому +48

    When he holds back his laughter it makes me want to die😂

  • @BalloonSage
    @BalloonSage 5 років тому +585

    Not since To Catch A Predator has a prank show been so thoroughly funny with prank victims that so thoroughly deserved it.

    • @Emily-kd2zv
      @Emily-kd2zv 4 роки тому +38

      TCAP wasn’t really a prank show nor did it really get anyone justice

    • @omnibussy
      @omnibussy 4 роки тому +34

      @@Emily-kd2zv it wasn't super efficient, but some ppl _did_ get locked up

    • @EmpressSamoya
      @EmpressSamoya 4 роки тому +17

      Wellllll yell at me why dontcha!
      -Lorne Armstrong

    • @DivideandConquerCichlidKeeping
      @DivideandConquerCichlidKeeping 4 роки тому

      Your description was fucking gold.

    • @tonjamilan1570
      @tonjamilan1570 4 роки тому +6

      It was a question...

  • @williamkey9821
    @williamkey9821 5 років тому +117

    "What a story...........................well anyways"

  • @professor_lembach
    @professor_lembach 5 років тому +195

    "What's 83 times 3?"
    "Exactly."

    • @Zeekiel
      @Zeekiel 5 років тому +9

      Lembach
      Edna will have to live in 249°F temperature conditions.

    • @WickedPhase
      @WickedPhase 5 років тому +13

      ErxMC At least she doesn't have to walk all the way to the oven to bake her cookies lol

    • @Zeekiel
      @Zeekiel 4 роки тому +3

      HeyItsMeDaisy
      Ha! 🤣

  • @313jb8
    @313jb8 4 роки тому +16

    "just wait a moment, just wait a moment , just wait a moment sir" or "disconnect the call, disconnect the call, disconnect the call"....the 2 songs are so addicting to me.. that outro song at the end gets me every time. I'll run around all day saying "disconnect the call"...LMAO...God bless kit & Edna !!!!

    • @ssettev9361
      @ssettev9361 4 роки тому +2

      I find myself singing the "just wait a moment" line all the time. Lol

    • @DefinitelyAPotato
      @DefinitelyAPotato 3 роки тому

      Addictive.

  • @CupidStunt72
    @CupidStunt72 4 роки тому +24

    Scammers opened a can of worms when they scammed Kitboga's actual Grandma !!

  • @mayalesovsky2764
    @mayalesovsky2764 5 років тому +77

    Love it when Edna rambles on and on

  • @connectthedots4169
    @connectthedots4169 5 років тому +75

    I love your face when you’re fighting back laughter. 😂

    • @conniedeleon4568
      @conniedeleon4568 3 роки тому +1

      😛🙃😁lol

    • @k.f.3282
      @k.f.3282 7 місяців тому

      I like it even better when he disappears under the desk to laugh 7:11

  • @WhosChaOtic132
    @WhosChaOtic132 5 років тому +278

    “I’m a teckneeeshan” never gets old

    • @TheJesterShow
      @TheJesterShow 5 років тому +2

      Failed Reboot looool

    • @eXebeno
      @eXebeno 5 років тому +7

      tekneeeeeeeshin

    • @anniewarbucks9697
      @anniewarbucks9697 5 років тому +4

      I used to play Tekken III w my feet on my sega Saturn. I won each and every. I'm the Wizard. Well my toes are.

    • @topnotch3232
      @topnotch3232 5 років тому +1

      Annie Warbucks I like this Brian Connor esque style of commenting, someone who you don’t know, but that’s just a topnotch type of comment for me to make I guess

    • @mikejr8604
      @mikejr8604 4 роки тому

      @@anniewarbucks9697 u seen the guy with no arms drive his car with his feet and plays guitar. That's awesome and really motivating. I also recently seen a waffle House cook in a wheelchair. That's hardcore that you could sit at home collect a check but you rather work some still.

  • @cobravids
    @cobravids 5 років тому +30

    Sometimes when grandma tells her stories I get into them. Then they abruptly end and I laugh my ass off. Especially how the scammer usually ignores them and continues on with their horrible scripts. We love what you do kit!

  • @gabinat
    @gabinat 4 роки тому +62

    This dude doesn’t listen to a single word. That makes Kitboga's job of blabbering nonsense so much easier!

    • @KL005
      @KL005 4 роки тому +1

      Because indian

  • @iznutz
    @iznutz 5 років тому +101

    “And the Oscar goes to”
    It’s incredible how a human being can sit there and agree with whatever in an attempt to completely destroy someone else’s life. You couldn’t write a script better than this..

  • @BurgerSliderMan
    @BurgerSliderMan 5 років тому +176

    some of these edna stories need to be animated lmao

    • @robertc.5558
      @robertc.5558 4 роки тому +2

      AGREED

    • @vidaudink3044
      @vidaudink3044 4 роки тому +1

      This must happen!!!

    • @heatherpony
      @heatherpony 4 роки тому +1

      Why isn't this a thing already?

    • @WestonNey
      @WestonNey 4 роки тому +4

      I'm legit going to make a live action short film about the tree story! It was so good!

  • @MsNoPixel
    @MsNoPixel 5 років тому +188

    I wonder how many times a day Adam, Alex & the boys check your channel to see if you’re live because they think it’s you on the other end of their calls. 🤣🤣🤣

    • @SherryEmber
      @SherryEmber 5 років тому +27

      I wonder that too! I died when they caught on.....”is your name Kitboga?” and Kit’s eyebrows shot up!!!!!😂😂

    • @Meech817
      @Meech817 4 роки тому

      @@SherryEmber I keep seeing people comment this, but I didn't see it in the video. Do u have a timestamp?

    • @bethanyscobbie1037
      @bethanyscobbie1037 4 роки тому +9

      @@Meech817 I know I'm rather late and you may already know . But Alex and Adam are scammers from a previous vid .. posted under wasted 36 hours .. hope you have found it ..if not.. then happy viewing . 👍😁🤗

  • @carififield3063
    @carififield3063 4 роки тому +45

    Kit is hysterical, but it really is disgusting how these scammers take advantage of the elderly. The price kept going up. Evil bastards.

  • @amoxiie
    @amoxiie 2 роки тому +15

    Only kitboga could casually sing I’m a Barbie girl so flawlessly while scam batting. True talent

  • @JSLing-vv5go
    @JSLing-vv5go 5 років тому +123

    5 minutes ago I saw a Kitboga video and thought, "Is that new?!" It turns out it wasn't, but I was so excited... then THIS POPPED UP.

    • @VincentVega93
      @VincentVega93 5 років тому +17

      Just wait a moment.

    • @maryshills6748
      @maryshills6748 5 років тому +2

      Life happens to us all. Kit is great and fighting the scammers for all of us. Hope you enjoyed it.

    • @VincentVega93
      @VincentVega93 5 років тому +4

      @@maryshills6748 Ma'am, ma'am. Just wait a momenn.
      Do.. you have de google play carrs?

    • @celestebrusciano3637
      @celestebrusciano3637 5 років тому +1

      Just wait a moment sir

    • @VincentVega93
      @VincentVega93 5 років тому +1

      @@celestebrusciano3637 No, no, no. You have to read out de googal playcar number, do not do the worry, this is confidential group chat, no one know you did not pay your taxes.
      This official mikrosof website, uses confident encycropted license, good, yes?
      Anyway, how your day hacve been, maam?

  • @lanceweagley7615
    @lanceweagley7615 5 років тому +83

    "And you, too, are shielded with... blood."
    ...
    "Oh. What a story."

  • @AnneIllustrating
    @AnneIllustrating 5 років тому +106

    Wow, that story about her father. It...
    _it inspired me_

  • @Whol3NothaL3v3l
    @Whol3NothaL3v3l 4 роки тому +31

    I was DONE when he sneezed and came back up wearing the wig 😂😂😂

    • @cherylsmith905
      @cherylsmith905 4 роки тому

      That's when I knew it was about to get good!!! 😁😁😁😁

  • @susankingsley2409
    @susankingsley2409 2 роки тому +7

    I love granny when she tells her stories...laughed so hard!!

  • @Simplechioces
    @Simplechioces 5 років тому +93

    ‘You are made of rings and different things”

  • @luvwad
    @luvwad 5 років тому +77

    6:02 maybe you should try playing a granny who keeps falling asleep durring a call until they multi day rage it up.

  • @michelleaugust9958
    @michelleaugust9958 5 років тому +42

    And the robot vacuum in the kitchen with toilet paper stuck to it LOL rambling on and on....oh this kills me!

  • @tommykarrick9130
    @tommykarrick9130 Рік тому +3

    This has to be the best episode to fall asleep to, there’s no screaming or arguing it’s just so calm and rambly on both sides.

  • @razorella
    @razorella 5 років тому +9

    “...Sometimes it feels like life is plastic...
    ..it’s fantastic!” 🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @kaycgrocks
    @kaycgrocks 5 років тому +172

    Whenever Kit can't contain his laughter, it immediately makes me crack up too

    • @SherryEmber
      @SherryEmber 5 років тому +9

      Kira, Me TOO!!!!!! I love it when he cracks himself up!!!!!

    • @oliver_twistor
      @oliver_twistor 4 роки тому +14

      @@SherryEmber Me too. Especially when he dives off the screen.

    • @SherryEmber
      @SherryEmber 4 роки тому +1

      Johan Nilsson 🙈😂😂😂😂😂😂

    • @moistloaf3854
      @moistloaf3854 2 роки тому

      It's time to admit I have a problem, because I just pulled myself to climax while looking at your profile picture

  • @johneggleton80
    @johneggleton80 5 років тому +64

    When life gets you down and you feel like giving up...watch Kitboga, you are the best...sending you love from the UK 😘

    • @johneggleton80
      @johneggleton80 5 років тому

      @harrythebarry excuse me??

    • @johneggleton80
      @johneggleton80 5 років тому +2

      @harrythebarry I'm sorry...I don't actually know what you mean by your statement?? Mentally weak?? How is my mental health connected with liking what this guy does?? If you could clarify what exactly you mean, I would appreciate it.

    • @johneggleton80
      @johneggleton80 5 років тому +5

      @harrythebarry and who exactly are you to tell me what is good or bad, do you know me...do you know what I'm going through in my life?? In a world full of hatred...little things can make people feel better, how dare you presume to tell me what I can and can't like!!! Then to tell me to 'seek help'...you need to seek some joy in your life!!!

    • @iamamo2min595
      @iamamo2min595 5 років тому

      John Eggleton mate I believe kitboga is the fonejacker of the UK lol if you agree

    • @johneggleton80
      @johneggleton80 5 років тому

      @@iamamo2min595 Nooo...the guy who is the Fonejacker here in the UK is a British/Iranian guy called Kayvan Novak, definitely not this guy.

  • @weaverine9400
    @weaverine9400 5 років тому +125

    “I love you hunter”

  • @ARYXCustrin
    @ARYXCustrin 5 років тому +28

    15:14 Come on, Barbie, let's go party! AH AH AH AI tell you what

  • @mrshorsegirl
    @mrshorsegirl 2 роки тому +10

    The grandma voice is by far the best most convincing sounding ever. The ramblings just seal the deal .. kitboga has a gift 😇

  • @creativecatalyst777
    @creativecatalyst777 5 років тому +143

    This is one of the best UA-cam channel's in the whole world!!!

    • @skorona
      @skorona 3 роки тому +3

      But there is only one UA-cam in the whole world 🧐

  • @DrewSchroeder
    @DrewSchroeder 5 років тому +196

    its like the harder he trolls the dumber they think "she" is xD

    • @BossRedRanger
      @BossRedRanger 5 років тому +2

      Yes. We know.

    • @tsfbaf303
      @tsfbaf303 4 роки тому +2

      It’s not „like“ that, it just is that. That’s the whole concept of this channel

  • @KusunokiSG47
    @KusunokiSG47 5 років тому +111

    "I never noticed why they call it clean as a button lol ;P"
    It's just 30 seconds into the video and those small details you slipped in went waaay over their head lololol

    • @spooky600
      @spooky600 5 років тому +6

      Can someone explain this to me?

    • @TawntheAtheist
      @TawntheAtheist 5 років тому +4

      @@spooky600 it should be 'clean as a whistle' or 'bright as a button'.. just another way to show these people are not familiar with western phrases.

    • @kutmulc
      @kutmulc 5 років тому +7

      @@TawntheAtheist 'clear as a bell' was the one he was going for

    • @SKillhandlemyhandle
      @SKillhandlemyhandle 5 років тому +1

      Although my grandma had some clear buttons.

    • @KusunokiSG47
      @KusunokiSG47 5 років тому

      Wait... wasn't this about how Grandma Edna said "lol" as there's no way any elderly say that in a call to a stranger ?

  • @ianvance9035
    @ianvance9035 4 роки тому +15

    "let me see if I can turn up my hearing aid" - what a great way to start this video... granny is going to drive someone absolutely batshit...

  • @squirpz
    @squirpz 4 роки тому +14

    "What a story. Great."
    When I tell you I CHOKED

  • @TheRealPots
    @TheRealPots 5 років тому +74

    Yo that tree story about aging hit deep...

  • @champagnesupernova777
    @champagnesupernova777 5 років тому +86

    “Come on barbie, lets go party. Ahh yeah. You know, life is plastic and it’s just fantastic!”

    • @annettemills4687
      @annettemills4687 4 роки тому +7

      I was in tears😂😂😂😂 when he ah ah ah yea😂😂😂

  • @beakt
    @beakt 5 років тому +24

    I love the long awkward pause of utter bafflement when you told him what trousers you were wearing when he asked about your browser.

  • @itspreethikaaa
    @itspreethikaaa 3 роки тому +8

    I watch kitboga’s videos on a daily basis and on some days he’s the only reason I smile.

  • @danniboi187
    @danniboi187 4 роки тому +3

    12:31 - A real world "What a story, Mark!" moment! EPIC!!!!
    Ok, the music during Granny's story was freaking amazing!!!!!!!

  • @traceycrosss
    @traceycrosss 5 років тому +151

    Edna: no I haven’t gone pee in the past week I’ve had some bladder problems
    Scammer: uncomfortable laugh.
    The tree story killed me. 😂

    • @rage8010
      @rage8010 5 років тому +8

      "Wow.... what a story..."
      That part was hilarious!!!

    • @traceycrosss
      @traceycrosss 5 років тому +3

      Solar I know. Edna’s stories are the stuff of legends. Lol.

    • @NinjaJoanie
      @NinjaJoanie 5 років тому +2

      Annielou 🚽❌🌳🌳🌳😬

    • @313jb8
      @313jb8 4 роки тому +1

      @@traceycrosss ...if that's really your photo then you are one beautiful woman. But hey I guess I'm the scumbag for saying something..lol...so I'm sorry...it had to be said.

    • @traceycrosss
      @traceycrosss 4 роки тому +1

      BoMmArItO bOmMaRiTo wow. What an amazing compliment. Thank you. No you’re not a scumbag and yes it really is me. You made my day. Thank you. 😍

  • @josephkyle1557
    @josephkyle1557 5 років тому +148

    I got Pecan Sandies for everyone rushing here in excitement to see what Edna is up to!

    • @pattierotondo1108
      @pattierotondo1108 5 років тому +7

      And prune juice to wash them down!

    • @danam8742
      @danam8742 5 років тому +1

      I'll bring fresh milk and zone nice tea assortments.

    • @danam8742
      @danam8742 5 років тому +1

      @@pattierotondo1108 .....ewww. although Aunt Edna would probably love some prune juice. Lol

    • @funfairordnance
      @funfairordnance 5 років тому

      Joseph Kyle - Don’t mind if I do! Man, sure is great to be Russian free! They’ll never take the recipes!

    • @glitchyvibes
      @glitchyvibes 5 років тому +1

      Thank you 🙏🏼

  • @massivelegend3599
    @massivelegend3599 5 років тому +264

    I made a fatal mistake while watching this...
    I put apricot jam on my toast instead of strawberry

    • @kass_G59
      @kass_G59 5 років тому +8

      Noooooooooo 😭😭

    • @justagirpup
      @justagirpup 5 років тому +4

      Apricot is good too though.

    • @zoeesmith11
      @zoeesmith11 5 років тому +6

      grape jelly > other jellies

    • @suzycreamcheesez4371
      @suzycreamcheesez4371 5 років тому +1

      love apricot why would you want strawberry! love peach too!!

    • @djjoycie27
      @djjoycie27 5 років тому +5

      Omg! You monster! 🤣🤣

  • @Atlas6355_
    @Atlas6355_ 5 років тому +18

    I was absolutely dying rolling on the floor listening about the story of the kid and the trees 😂🤣😂🤣 what an awesome story!

  • @merakiminx
    @merakiminx 5 років тому +12

    7:37 WE STAN A LIGHTNING FAST COSTUME CHANGING KIT!!

  • @stevej279
    @stevej279 5 років тому +51

    omg that tree story..... did you have a script?! just wild!!! hahahahaha

    • @stevej279
      @stevej279 5 років тому

      wait, was that from something? am I dumb? lol.

    • @Junipire
      @Junipire 5 років тому +5

      He tends to just make stuff up on the go

    • @cautionTosser
      @cautionTosser 5 років тому +1

      Steve J I’m pretty sure I need more blood. 🤔. Or I should bark to Barbie Girl...

    • @testaccount8921
      @testaccount8921 5 років тому +6

      Oh what a story. Great.

    • @cindblank
      @cindblank 5 років тому +7

      Improv, but he gets suggestions to pull from from the community in live chat.

  • @Longboarder420brah
    @Longboarder420brah 5 років тому +41

    ''whats 83x3?'' ''Exactly'' The confident mathemetician knows no fear

  • @milliejeanvgc
    @milliejeanvgc 5 років тому +39

    Dude. Link to that music PLEASE 11:40 It's legit. And your story was enlightening. Full of so much wisdom.

  • @blazaybla22
    @blazaybla22 2 роки тому +10

    A part of me has started to wonder if sticking so closely to the script is part of how some of these scammers sleep at night. Like “well, it’s not me scamming them, it’s the script, I don’t get paid directly from the scam and if I’m not putting any thought into it whatsoever then it’s not really me doing it.”
    I mean obviously bullshit logic and mental gymnastics but I think any of them who have any of a semblance of a soul probably need mental tricks like these to stay sane while continuing in doing something that’s wrong

    • @cuteincolour4289
      @cuteincolour4289 3 місяці тому +1

      I've seen interviews with scammers and they justify it by saying thier victims have enough money to share

  • @michellemoffett9458
    @michellemoffett9458 4 роки тому +11

    "Where does the cloud go when it's not raining", rofl!

  • @eikobiko5935
    @eikobiko5935 5 років тому +26

    "This house is just too big. I've been thinking about getting a smaller house, but I can't seem to-... I don't really want to downsize, y'know?"

  • @magnabosco210
    @magnabosco210 5 років тому +58

    You had me at “Grandma”.

  • @karpiz1
    @karpiz1 5 років тому +35

    So I've watched all the videos few times and now I'm using those to help me sleep. Feels like grandma is telling me fairytales. Reminds me of childhood.

    • @redrubies5000
      @redrubies5000 5 років тому +2

      karpiz1 I do it t too. Makes great background noise to sleep 😁

    • @Sherirose1
      @Sherirose1 4 роки тому

      That's an idea, Gran Edna reading books. That's the first audio book I would buy. Only her sneeze is acceptable during this pandemic.😸🌹

  • @SherryEmber
    @SherryEmber 5 років тому +13

    The random streams of thought are just too much,.....I’m dying here......Hoover.....the vacuum guy.....🤦🏻‍♀️🙈🙈🙈

  • @victoriya4487
    @victoriya4487 4 роки тому +10

    "What browser do you have open?"
    "Ohh, today I just went with khaki trousers"😂😂

  • @gthgirl392
    @gthgirl392 5 років тому +61

    Had no idea Kit was so well known! He's known on Reddit, Newsweek, a news station, and the washington post. Good job, man! Love ya! (as a friend, of course haha)

    • @youmukonpaku916
      @youmukonpaku916 4 роки тому +25

      Thank gosh you clarified as a friend. He mightve asked you out if you didn't. Good call

    • @demeter-the-great
      @demeter-the-great Рік тому +3

      @@youmukonpaku916that would’ve upset me immensely. He’s my lover.

  • @InsaneTribe
    @InsaneTribe 5 років тому +25

    The sneeze - wig move seriously cracked me up 😂

  • @missautumn91
    @missautumn91 5 років тому +30

    You just made my night 😭

  • @mutestingray
    @mutestingray 4 роки тому +10

    I know this is why Kit started doing this, but imaging an actual old person who so trusting and gullible breaks my heart. We have to protect our elderly.

  • @matty4351
    @matty4351 2 роки тому +3

    I love how the security is supposed to be $149 and then he changes it to $649, and I look away for two seconds and now it says $849

  • @julienavarro4565
    @julienavarro4565 5 років тому +32

    I love the Just Wait A Moment song. I listen to it all the time and put it on loop.

  • @ThomasGabrielsen
    @ThomasGabrielsen 5 років тому +15

    10:36 - [with Edna's voice] "You are a storyteller, Kitboga! You're an nothing less than an artist!"

  • @Buba417
    @Buba417 5 років тому +12

    “I can see the cloud sometimes ... “
    I’m speechless, Kit!

  • @TomDelayBeats
    @TomDelayBeats 3 роки тому +3

    That tree story was fire.

  • @artluver3155
    @artluver3155 4 роки тому +20

    Watching these five days in a row. I guess we're on a Kitboga binge now.

    • @JusticeMinerlol
      @JusticeMinerlol 3 роки тому +3

      for a while i thought there was nothing good left on yt but then i discovered kitboga

    • @demeter-the-great
      @demeter-the-great Рік тому +1

      Try 2 weeks straight