@@BagelBBagel The grandma voice really helps I think. When he does other voices, particularly his Russian voice, they seem to get suspicious more quickly. The elderly are the main victims of these assholes so whenever they get one on the line they probably think "ez money" and I think they're more willing to put up with the antics because they've gotten so many other older people that they think if they just stay patient they'll eventually get the money.
@@ZZ-os4nb I think the reason they get suspicious of his Russian voice is because of Art Kulik from Trilogy Media. Art really is from Russia. He and his sidekick Ashton Bingham, also from Trilogy Media, make a large amount of calls to waste these scammers time. It's hilarious entertainment. I highly recommend checking out their UA-cam videos.
This! The way they can't get a word in sideways and Edna just keeps rambling and rambling. They are losing their shit and telling her to stop talking and she just calmly goes off on one about cats :D
Just last night, I was falling asleep and while in that stage between still awake and beginning the sleep stages, I had Edna floating through my brain with her neverending stories. Kit is a PRO!
They get accustomed to easily tricking those people who can't connect the dots. When the same formula doesn't seem to work it irritates them. They have to work harder to complete the scam. They want money asap and anything that complicates the process pisses them off.
The average dong size in India is barely above 10 cm (4 inches), according to a Men's Health magazine survey. Combine that with a squeaky voice, and you have a pretty good idea why they feel so inadequate.
It's because these call centres are sweatshops and the workers have daily, weekly, and monthly targets. They are stressed and overworked, they earn very little. The guys who run these setups are the ones making a mint and they don't make the calls.
@@Auriflamme Any company I know have targets. They're not sweatshops (most of them are very lax compared to any call center company) and while the top (obviously) get the most money (what kind of company doesn't?) they are paid well above the average salary rate in any legit call centre company.
My god, his old lady desktop is so perfect I could cry. Copies of copies of copies of folders, half of the shortcuts have broken icons, a single spreadsheet, 15 year old programs, Windows Media Center and Windows Media Player on the taskbar, Backup and Restore Center, icons are at the absolute maximum size, topped off with a repeated background of an MS Paint drawing her grandchild made at least 12 years ago. EDIT: I know it's The Cheat, I'm a huge Homestar Runner fan, but the point is that it's exactly the type of wallpaper that an old lady would have.
Yes, and I've noticed that they seem to believe that anyone is like that. In other videos, I see them trying to convince someone to basically steal money or lie to aquaintances because they believe all other people are just as terrible as them.
@@dramaexterminatus a bullshit excuse will get you a loooong way with these guys, they seem to jump through any hoop as long as they think they can earn money.
I mean if the google card number being 2905290529052905 sailed over his head, then outright saying "You use 2905 for your password for everything, don't you?" did as well... man.
Cos I think that's how many of them see it: they rationalize that their victim is going to die soon anyway. Smh. Cos a lot more just do not care at all.
@@gsfbffxpdhhdf7043 So....you take advantage of old people if they are white because they're not your race so it's OK. You only stick by your race. AND SOMEHOW it's the white people who are racist? LOL. Indian call centers are the bane of everyone's existence, whenever you need help these people can't fucking speak a word of English. But you don't mind having all those call centers in India and taking US $$$ now do you. If you hate white people so much how about your country turns down all of the jobs they've created for your country....see how you guys do without them economically, lol.
Totally Not A Scammer: "We are sending you money on your iTunes, that's right" Kit:"And who do you work for again?" TNAS:"Microsoft, Microsoft, Microsoft corporation." Kit:"And who owns iTunes" I'm done.
I’ll be honest there are times where he’s playing a grandma and the scammers are screaming “SHUT THE FUCK UP” solely because Kitboga’s character sounds so gentle and polite and they’re on a power trip and I just wish he (ie his character) would snap, lose her shit and go “no, YOU shut the FUCK UP, BUCKAROO!” and just listen to the scammers sit there in stunned silence while granny degrades them with a mix of profanity and old-timey lingo. Then after a bit she goes “I’m sorry, excuse me, the new medication is supposed to be helping with my temper” and switches back to sweet old lady for like half an hour then repeats the process
I told a scammer my name is Harry Boles. He called me Harry Boles for an hour. He didn't like me playing "Mary Had A Little Lamb" on the dial pad but said it was a nice song anyway. He claimed I would get $100 in gift cards so I argued it's supposed to be $300, he said no problem. He completed his whole script & seemed to think it was successful but the name, address, cc, everything was bogus but I made everything but the name sound real. He even accepted the address to the White House. At one point, I argued for about 10 minutes that "I have too much money already, my pockets are too full, my safe is full & the bank wouldn't accept any more money".
@TheDodicat Kit puts on a grandma wig sometimes in his videos when he's playing as Gloria. You can even see it in his thumbnails so you know who he's playing as before you even watch the video.
Elija H...shame has nothing to do with it...stealing is their favorite hobby! Madof was the same but on a grander scale...knew to gift the money he stole fom his "customers". I know it's different!
@Tim Portantno Just say "my grandson is an IT technician and he taught me about computers, I have always liked to stay up to date with technology". They would buy it lol.
@Honeysuckle Blossom Did you hear about BobRTC? I think some youtube scambaiters were involved in making it and it lets you spoof call scammers in teams.
22:02 Oh, the pride they say "Oh, no problem, we have already blocked your computer" with is so nasty. Imagine being so proud of yourself over presumably locking a helpless old lady out of her computer after trying to steal money from her.
A fun troll idea. When they start speaking indi. Grandma: "Oh.. I don't speak that." *(Casually starts pressing one)* Scammer: Wh- *B00P* What is the noise!? Grandma: "HAUH? I'm trying to use the English option. *B00P* It's press one for English right? *B00P* " Scammer: Do not press - *B0000P* Grandma: "HAUH?"
I love when he calls them "little boys" you just know that makes them so mad and they put up with it because they think they're going to _win_ in the end.
where i come from, addressing an adult or senior as a child or "young one", is an insult. It's basically telling them that they're childish, immature, or just dumb
"Meine Mutter ist mein Freund" - My mother is my friend "Mein Hund ist sehr groß" - my dog is very big (or tall in this sense) I'm dead, laughing, lool
As a german a absolutely love it when English people try to speak german and btw here is what he said : i speak a bit of german ... my mom is my friend and my dog is very big. Go to the cinema on Monday?
@@milo_andrs {s con/con Everyone has left the chat Old school AOL exploit that would kick the entire chat room of whomever had their sound enabled, which was about 90% of people lol. Ide go into chats with all the pedos and do that and then moved on to Sub7'ing them, and completely destroying their computer.
"Grandma" (or "her" various names: Gloria, Edna, Matilda, etc.) is my most favorite character of the entire Kitboga Cinematic Universe or as it should be known henceforth, the "KCU"!
U should take a screenshot of the desktop with icons and then make it where you don't have any icons and take away the actual start bar just to mess with them
@@ShermTank7272 I don't know if it would be obvious to them... Lots of variables that could go wrong. I would assume it's a problem with the remote desktop software and be scrambling to troubleshoot it.
I LOL'd when you went to the fraud warning page on Google's gift card portal and started reading it right in front of the guy. That was classic. Beautiful!
There is something so satisfying about seeing a confused, old grandma circumvent a scam by Kit having so much knowledge about how to protect himself from their obstructions
OMG I love your Granny Characters because they try soo hard when they think it's a senior... And then... You give them a Payback Lesson!!! Lol. 😂😂😂 Great work!!!
"Talk to me honey!!" Imagine a real customer service person saying literally anything these guys say. Don't think I've heard a sorry a single time. So unconvincing
I think it would be funny to try a deliberately confusing phonetic alphabet every time you need to spell something to a phone scammer. Something like "O for Ouija Board" or "C for Cue". Love the videos! Here's a mostly complete one for anyone if you want to try it out. EDIT: I added suggestions I really liked from the replies. Thanks for contributing to this list guys! A - Aura, Aisle, Are B - Bee C - Cue, Chanukah, Czar, One-hundred (Roman numeral) D - Django, Five-hundred (Roman numeral) E - Eye, Eulogy F - G - Gnostic, Gnaw, Gnat H - Heir I - One (Roman numeral) J - Jalapeno K - Kneed, Knight, Knew L - Fifty (Roman numeral) M - Mnemonic, One-thousand (Roman numeral) N - O - Ouija board, Oh P - Pneumonic, Pneumatic, Psycho, Photo, Pea, Pterydactyl Q - Qatar, Quiche R - S - See T - Tea, Tzar U - Urn V - Five (Roman numeral) W - Wring, Why X - Xerox, Xenon, Ten (Roman numeral) Y - You, Ytterbium ("it-terbium") Z-
“I’m sorry I don’t speak French, ich spreche ein bisschen Deutsch. Mein Mutti ist..... mein Freund und mein Hund ist sehr Groß.” I woke the neighborhood laughing, hahaha.......
@@kimmygibler760 Do 13 year olds frequently get $250 Google credit. $$$ No wonder they target people.Not for a minute justifying, as the vulnerable are disproportionately targeted. Just Saying.
As someone who worked on a real helpdesk for a number of years, I would have loved Granny as a caller. I would have happily listened to her waffle on for hours whilst attempting to fix all the issues. What a great and realistic character. It's no wonder they get baited in! :D
You should disguise a custom made virus as a text file called "Credit card numbers", so when they go to steal it and look at it, it'll infect their entire computer and beyond lmao
@@alexnezhynsky9707 nono, the connection in teamviewer is established. There might be a way to use that connection to copy the file to their machine and run it only after they click it. But truthfully I dont know of any teamviewer exploits that would make that possible
I’ll be honest there are times where he’s playing a grandma and the scammers are screaming “SHUT THE FUCK UP” solely because Kitboga’s character sounds so gentle and polite and they’re on a power trip and I just wish he (ie his character) would snap, lose her shit and go “no, YOU shut the FUCK UP, BUCKAROO!” and we just listen to the scammers sit there in stunned silence while granny demeans them with a mix of profanity and old-timey lingo. Then after a bit she goes “I’m sorry, excuse me, the medication is supposed to be helping with this, I’m really very sorry” and switches back to sweet old lady for like half an hour, then, when they go back to being comfortable disrespecting her, loses her shit again and repeats the process
It drives them crazy when you mix and match. Like I'll say something in Spanglish and act like I don't know it's not all English. Try it with any other language 😂
This is not scam baiting. This is theatre. Although some of the cast don't know they have starring roles.
jobybyrne brilliant comment
It can be both! They're not mutually exclusive!
It's not scam baiting, its surprise theater.
i hope more people make a carrier off destroying scammers, then they waste too much time for it to be profitable
jobybyrne they aren’t clowns they’re the entire circus
Other scam baiters: *struggle to keep scammers on the line*
Kitboga: *hangs up on scammers and they call back*
He had them wrapped around his finger. Never before have I seen someone have so much control over these vultures.
@@BagelBBagel The grandma voice really helps I think. When he does other voices, particularly his Russian voice, they seem to get suspicious more quickly. The elderly are the main victims of these assholes so whenever they get one on the line they probably think "ez money" and I think they're more willing to put up with the antics because they've gotten so many other older people that they think if they just stay patient they'll eventually get the money.
well, actually did they to me too.
@@ZZ-os4nb I think the reason they get suspicious of his Russian voice is because of Art Kulik from Trilogy Media. Art really is from Russia. He and his sidekick Ashton Bingham, also from Trilogy Media, make a large amount of calls to waste these scammers time. It's hilarious entertainment. I highly recommend checking out their UA-cam videos.
He's just such a good actor I mean oh my god xD
it's unbeliveable how good of a job that voice changer actually does.
Right? They should sponsor him
It's pretty high quality sound equipment, and not just some discord plugin or software. Not sure that company would need to advertise.
It helps a lot the way he speaks too.
It also helps that they have crappy headsets
He's also doing a vocal slur and dragging really heavily on certain "old lady" syllables. The guy's a fuckin' pro.
Their IQ decrease from 70 to 5 when they hear the 'gift card' they are so greedy 😂
I seriously doubt they start at 70 IQ
@@Jtoob-z5n My pet gold fish could do a better job at scamming me than these "individuals"
@@Jtoob-z5n India in general? Probably varies widely just like everywhere else on earth. These scammers? I would say 70 is generous.
70 to 5 is generous AF id say drops from 1 to 0
I would like but it’s on 420 likes
Kit should try to connect like 10 scammers together and have a scammer hunger games to see who wins Edna’s money.
You mean Mr. Jenkins money? Dat wow gold is really worth much to these scammers.
😂😂😂
WOW! im getting 10 different calls! lemme just connect them all
Haha exactly
My bet is on supergranny edna! She will totally ace the hunger scam games!!!!!
Holy shit, I just can't get enough of your old lady character. The way you just ramble on and on and on and interrupt those f*ckers is just priceless!
This! The way they can't get a word in sideways and Edna just keeps rambling and rambling. They are losing their shit and telling her to stop talking and she just calmly goes off on one about cats :D
Just last night, I was falling asleep and while in that stage between still awake and beginning the sleep stages, I had Edna floating through my brain with her neverending stories. Kit is a PRO!
Yes! Love the Edna voice! Best one!
I love how it drives them mad. But they are so desperate for money, they put up with it for so long.
It's way too realistic sounding. That's not just the filter, that's him knowing how to play it like an instrument almost
There's something beautiful about hearing an indian scammer accusing another indian scammer, of being a scammer, because he is "from the India"
They at least admit that in some ways lol
Lol it's funny when they start saying, 'aey saala' meaning jackass to each other lol
@@ApurvLall Thanks for the translation. That's a new one for me.
Spurius Scapula...isn't it marvelous? Grandma can't hear them, so they start arguing in Indian...hehehe, that was the best!
Like cannibalism
"There's some things I really need to take care of"
*immediately opens solitaire*
"just finished putting together my top of the line computer."
Immediately install and start playing a 10+year old game.
Put timestamp next timee
Kit: “I have these gift cards, does that help us?!
Scammer: *Heavy Indian breathing*
show back of gift card pls
Kit you idiot theyre not like rgat which ur thinking.
@@dzglms did u watch the video, i made a reference...
ALSO BOBS AND VAGENE
🤣🤣😂😂
It’s unbelievable how rude they are....they have the nerve to be angry when they are trying to scam people
They get accustomed to easily tricking those people who can't connect the dots. When the same formula doesn't seem to work it irritates them. They have to work harder to complete the scam. They want money asap and anything that complicates the process pisses them off.
The average dong size in India is barely above 10 cm (4 inches), according to a Men's Health magazine survey. Combine that with a squeaky voice, and you have a pretty good idea why they feel so inadequate.
It's because these call centres are sweatshops and the workers have daily, weekly, and monthly targets. They are stressed and overworked, they earn very little. The guys who run these setups are the ones making a mint and they don't make the calls.
@@Mephitinae What's that got to do with anything, particularly any scams????
@@Auriflamme Any company I know have targets. They're not sweatshops (most of them are very lax compared to any call center company) and while the top (obviously) get the most money (what kind of company doesn't?) they are paid well above the average salary rate in any legit call centre company.
'He's a priest that also works for Microsoft..." OMFG...
That's why he's micro-soft, until he sees me!
And a potty mouth priest, nevertheless.
@@ryanmarshall1141 That's like two shades of wrong. LMFAO
Haaa wow I didn't know priests work second jobs 😂😂💙
amen my friend, amen
new plan: whenever they say "double u" as in "W", type "uu" instead, because they asked for a double "u"
I wonder if they'll even notice. :D
That would be great.
"dablue dablue dablue dot"
Rosie in real life did that
My god, his old lady desktop is so perfect I could cry. Copies of copies of copies of folders, half of the shortcuts have broken icons, a single spreadsheet, 15 year old programs, Windows Media Center and Windows Media Player on the taskbar, Backup and Restore Center, icons are at the absolute maximum size, topped off with a repeated background of an MS Paint drawing her grandchild made at least 12 years ago.
EDIT: I know it's The Cheat, I'm a huge Homestar Runner fan, but the point is that it's exactly the type of wallpaper that an old lady would have.
Wheres bejewled?
That’s The Cheat from StrongBad. Homestar Runner, fool.
The cheat is the greatest pet change my mind
and Netscape Navigator!!!
A lot of knowledge and work went into that
I love how scammers will immediately rat each other out.
Yes, and I've noticed that they seem to believe that anyone is like that. In other videos, I see them trying to convince someone to basically steal money or lie to aquaintances because they believe all other people are just as terrible as them.
The competition is real!
There’s NO HONOUR AMONG THIEVES!!!
I also love how some random indian scammer introduce himself as "Franklin"
“HE IS DRYING TO SCAM YOU MAAM!”
Claim you can't hear certain frequencies to make them pitch their voices up
Oh my god hahaha
But the elderly can't hear HIGH pitches?
So wouldn't they have to pitch it down
DramaEx they don’t have to know that
@@dramaexterminatus a bullshit excuse will get you a loooong way with these guys, they seem to jump through any hoop as long as they think they can earn money.
This would be epic
"YOU ARE TRYING TO SCAM THE GLORIA!?!?" lmao
😂🤣😂🤣
"This guy is a f**cking idiot he is from the india"
🤣🤣🤣
repeats 10x over
9:05
When he was trying to close your solitaire and you didn't let him I was wheezing hahaha.
I was laughing so hard I had tears in my eyes
Lol, damn Gloria is a fire cracker.
This was hilarious... LMAO
I got triggered when they closed it though lmao
LOL! “Why yes, I speak a little German. My mother is my friend and my dog is big. Going to movies?!”
Dead 🤣
german 100
actually his dog is very big and he wants to go to the movies at monday
Hahahaha! Thanks
Did anyone get the "I come from ..."? I didn't get that second part
@@misterrreco2535 "vereinigte staaten", which simply means united states in german
OH MY GOD WHEN HE CLOSED YOUR SOLITAIRE GAME!!!!!! I'm DYING.
not gonna lie, i'd be pissed. you NEVER interrupt an old person's card game.
Lol, she got so frustrated
I'm actually playing solitaire as I listen to these videos, and that part triggered me
When Kit kept moving it around and the scammer was chasing it...
I would be flying off the handle 😂😂😂
The way this guy just talks over people so carelessly is just impressive
For real i would never be able to do that
Late comment but this is so true. If you haven't already, you should check out another guy who takes on scammers by the name of "The Hoax Hotel".
"people"
Talking over scammers is a very satisfying thing, Hearing them getting insanely frustrated is a bliss.
"New phone, who dis?"
The way you have Granma use current slang and it just sails right by, love it
I mean if the google card number being 2905290529052905 sailed over his head, then outright saying "You use 2905 for your password for everything, don't you?" did as well... man.
When he says “ok boomer” lol it cracks me up 😂
To be fair its American/Western slang, not Indian/Eastern slang
These scammers are all over the "grandma", like vultures over dead carcass, sad people.
I love how they are losing their shit as he rambles but can’t refuse the bait of an old woman
Cos I think that's how many of them see it: they rationalize that their victim is going to die soon anyway. Smh. Cos a lot more just do not care at all.
@@gsfbffxpdhhdf7043 So....you take advantage of old people if they are white because they're not your race so it's OK. You only stick by your race. AND SOMEHOW it's the white people who are racist? LOL. Indian call centers are the bane of everyone's existence, whenever you need help these people can't fucking speak a word of English. But you don't mind having all those call centers in India and taking US $$$ now do you. If you hate white people so much how about your country turns down all of the jobs they've created for your country....see how you guys do without them economically, lol.
Sad sacks of shit.
@@sugarplum2467 That piece of cow manure is one of them, shameless creatures.
When I grow up all I want to be is a SENIOR REFUND OFFICER
And I will be the senior, senior refund officer…
Practice saying, "Medeem, ayem hir to heelp you. Doo nat kilick the khompyuter medeem."
I wanna be a SEEEENIOR TEKNICHEEEEEEEEN. 🤣
GEEB A CLEEK ON CANCEL
it made me sad when the scammer was closing out gloria's solitaire game like dude let her play her game tf
Ikr!!! she just an old lady who wants to play DX
You guys know it's not real, right?.... there is no "Gloria" 🤣🤣
@@Just-Tony ;o how can you say our sweet gloria isn't real!!!
@@psychopathkat 😂🤣😂 (Sorry)
@@Just-Tony lol
Totally Not A Scammer: "We are sending you money on your iTunes, that's right"
Kit:"And who do you work for again?"
TNAS:"Microsoft, Microsoft, Microsoft corporation."
Kit:"And who owns iTunes"
I'm done.
LMAOAEDQEDCDDWWDCRWCDWDWDDWE
I don't remember if it was Kit's video but I remember the scammers saying that they had people in Apple, despite them being Microsoft.
"I'm a little busy right now" " I got a lot of things to do" * pops Solitaire * This is gold!!!! LMAO!!!!! :D
It pisses me off that scammers actually is thick-faced enough to be mad at the person they are scamming.
Yes, how dare they!! And telling her to shut her mouth! So rude :(((
Their little whiny scammer faces are so punchable.
I've been scammed and they do get really mad when you tell them that you don't trust them.......
its part of the scare tactic as well smh, they use the emotions of the person getting scammed
@@moonchild284 how did you get scammed?
Kit becomes the character he's playing, remaining calm. The scammers scream obscenities and I am impressed by his restraint. So entertaining.
A true battle hardened troll.
I’ll be honest there are times where he’s playing a grandma and the scammers are screaming “SHUT THE FUCK UP” solely because Kitboga’s character sounds so gentle and polite and they’re on a power trip and I just wish he (ie his character) would snap, lose her shit and go “no, YOU shut the FUCK UP, BUCKAROO!” and just listen to the scammers sit there in stunned silence while granny degrades them with a mix of profanity and old-timey lingo. Then after a bit she goes “I’m sorry, excuse me, the new medication is supposed to be helping with my temper” and switches back to sweet old lady for like half an hour then repeats the process
I told a scammer my name is Harry Boles.
He called me Harry Boles for an hour.
He didn't like me playing "Mary Had A Little Lamb" on the dial pad but said it was a nice song anyway. He claimed I would get $100 in gift cards so I argued it's supposed to be $300, he said no problem. He completed his whole script & seemed to think it was successful but the name, address, cc, everything was bogus but I made everything but the name sound real. He even accepted the address to the White House. At one point, I argued for about 10 minutes that "I have too much money already, my pockets are too full, my safe is full & the bank wouldn't accept any more money".
Ty ❤️❤️❤️🇨🇦☕️
but did you record it and upload to youtube?
"I can't get a refund my pockets are full" lmao
"New phone who dis? "
Had me dying
Haaa me to 😂💙🔥
One of my favorite lines!
When you broke out the solitaire... jesus lol
Ikr! Killed me and then playing keep away with him trying to close it...dead
@@Uh_Yep Yeah I giggled so hard during that part... that was just great.
I wanted to watch him keep playing, it was such good timing and very entertaining
"Youre trying to scam THE GLORIA?" 🤣
My company works with contractors in Pakistan and they use "the" in front of all our names. The Matt, the Michael, the Emma 🤣
@@mattjames5007 🤣🤣
@@mattjames5007 probably just how their dialects translate into English
"don't be embarrassed, it's okay" 😅😂🤣
LOL
The parasites don't even try to stay polite.
Keep sticking it to 'em!
Too bad they don't die.
Sometimes heroes don't always wear capes. Sometimes they wear sunglasses and a wig.
And a voice changer 😂
@TheDodicat Kit puts on a grandma wig sometimes in his videos when he's playing as Gloria. You can even see it in his thumbnails so you know who he's playing as before you even watch the video.
"This is the priest from Microsoft"... things only Kitboga says
2:50 accidental palindrome:
"Madam, I'm Adam"
David Gustavsson Good spotting lol 😂
Well, as a wise man once said:
A man, a plan, a god's 'Nam tables. Nitrate, tar, tinsel - Batman's dog Anal; Panama.
Tanzila Hossain Too hot to hoot; No lemon no melon; too bad I hid a boot
The man said his name was Alan.
@@AeonTH that's no fun
"I have a gift card I was going to give my grandson here..."
"...What's the number?"
Absolutely shameless omg
Like an untrained dog wanting your food.
Joshua Norris or a trained dog. Mine are pretty bad no matter how much food I give them.
@@springbok4015 maby your dogs aint trained lol
@@joshuanorris5860 I think you're right.
Elija H...shame has nothing to do with it...stealing is their favorite hobby! Madof was the same but on a grander scale...knew to gift the money he stole fom his "customers". I know it's different!
I love that these scammers probably think there's little senior citizens out here busting scammers
@Tim Portantno Just say "my grandson is an IT technician and he taught me about computers, I have always liked to stay up to date with technology". They would buy it lol.
@Honeysuckle Blossom Did you hear about BobRTC? I think some youtube scambaiters were involved in making it and it lets you spoof call scammers in teams.
SlayBaeBae My grandfather scam baits all day long 😂
Imagine a company that needs a “Senior Refund Officer”. A company you can trust…..
"You are trying to scam the Gloria? You are trying to scam the Gloria?" 😂
Calling gloriaaaaaa!
I just got to that part! 🤣
22:02 Oh, the pride they say "Oh, no problem, we have already blocked your computer" with is so nasty. Imagine being so proud of yourself over presumably locking a helpless old lady out of her computer after trying to steal money from her.
Yeah took notice of that too, they act so smug at that moment even after being caught on the act before. And then well, reverse UNO card 😂
I’m so glad this was really and older lady, because they do not care!
Hard to imagine how they can live with themselves.
@@Kragatar they have sub 70 iq, they dont have a concept of morality like you
"I have a google play card with $250 on it. Does... does that help us at all?"
scammer: ah, I see you've read the script too
Like chum to a shark, the scammer couldn't believe his luck.
you can literally hear them drooling over there
“Senior Refund Officer” ..what a job title 😂
🤣🤣
"Cancellation Department" :D
A fun troll idea.
When they start speaking indi.
Grandma: "Oh.. I don't speak that." *(Casually starts pressing one)*
Scammer: Wh- *B00P* What is the noise!?
Grandma: "HAUH? I'm trying to use the English option. *B00P* It's press one for English right? *B00P* "
Scammer: Do not press - *B0000P*
Grandma: "HAUH?"
Hahahaha pleeeeease like this so he sees.
My belly hurts so much hahahahahaha
sounds lame
Man, never stop doing what you're doing.
Olive oil tends to give me amnesia.
@@siennaq5553 do you mean Dementia?
You had me in tears telling the 'priest' to repent , I wish I had your job. Please keep doing this forever.
@Dondolf Trumpler dunno what that means but you username is funny.
"Leave it ALOOOONNE for heaven sakes! It's my game!" I'm dead lmfao
I love when he calls them "little boys" you just know that makes them so mad and they put up with it because they think they're going to _win_ in the end.
Lol, it's pretty rare for them to put up with it honestly.
Indians, in general, don’t like to be called children.
Yes, lol, my favorite part
@@giantswingallday7001 No one does
where i come from, addressing an adult or senior as a child or "young one", is an insult. It's basically telling them that they're childish, immature, or just dumb
Love when you talk over them and get them pissed off screaming 😂😂😂
Love the "customer service"... Very professional.
i love when there is two scammers talking. 😂😂😂
Joshy wit you trying to scam glorya ? You trying to scam glorya ?
TheGamerX ? The scammer was saying that btw
Joshy wit verbaly fighting 😆
Lmaaao the guy called for backup
They always say "he is from india, don't talk to him.". Lol. No standards, they just screw each other and everyone over right away.
"Meine Mutter ist mein Freund" - My mother is my friend
"Mein Hund ist sehr groß" - my dog is very big (or tall in this sense)
I'm dead, laughing, lool
*”HE’S A SWEET INNOCENT BOY FATHER AND YOU USED THE WORDS OF THE DEVIL!! I’M ASHAMED OF YOU!”*
I’m literally crying right now 😂😂😂
Molon Labe 😂😂😂😂
I don't speak french.
"Invites the guy to go the movies on monday in german"
"MEIN MUTTI IST MEIN FREUND".
Quality.
Your 'don't hug me I'm scared' avatar makes me uncomfortable.
mein mutti ist mein freund
My mum is my friend and my dog is very big. Lmao
Meine Mutti ist auch mein Freund
His old lady voice is so convincing I’d probably believe it
Oh it’s his microphone thing😂😂
I thought it was him too!!!
And his rambling on and on is too good also. Can’t stop laughing at how irritated the scammers get 😂😂
As a german a absolutely love it when English people try to speak german and btw here is what he said : i speak a bit of german ... my mom is my friend and my dog is very big. Go to the cinema on Monday?
ich spricht duetsch, meine name ist Grammy
In Germany we calling this: Das war sehr unterhaltsam.
@@timlantz6398 Gut
The Germans I run into tend to speak English better than native speakers :D
@@YourNameHere9876 funny because actual English literacy in Germany is actually kind of terrible. You're just really lucky.
The amount of honeys being thrown around is troubling me
Chloe W 😍
@@johnny5blaze392 you're pathetic
@@johnny5blaze392 🤔🤦🏻♂️
Awwwwww poor little progressive snowflake
@Gabe Jardinier yikes honey
Moving the Solitaire game around, I couldn't contain my laughter.
It's so cringy when he keeps calling her honey because she called him honey at one point.
That's true, honey.
@@Harry_Ballz Ewww cringy😏
TheAnti-Guru-Art bruh.
Almost every video I've seen the scammers will say honey. I think it's how they talk to women there. 🤮🤦♀️
@Talia T I think the scammers think this is the normal way of addressing women in the US.
I love how his notepad font is grandma-sized lol
🤣
HES A SWEET INNOCENT BOY, FATHER! AND U USED THE WORDS OF THE DEVIL!😂😂😂😂
Got to read that as he said it. I'm finally THAT guy.
Scammer: "I'm just trying to help people as a Microsoft employee."
Microsoft: "We don't do that here."
Sir hes from microsoft headquarter.
They honestly sound more helpful than microsoft
"New phone who dis" had me dying
Yes im not the only one
Yo we have the same V
i had to pause the video because I was laughing so freakin hard.
timestamp please?
omg i saw this comment right when i heard that! I'm fucking DEAD 💀💀💀
Him draggin the solitaire window around so they can’t close it had me weakkkkkk
12:19 "Microsoft will never ask you for any banking details" lmao I don't think these scammers ever read the fine print on the fake bank sites
one of them says something to the effect of "banking should be a straightforward and simple process and with us its just not"
"Netscape, Limewire, Winamp" what the hell kind of 2002 computer does this granny have?!
Dude forgot Napster...lol.
WinMx
@@connorthesmith7337 Omg it all just came rushing back
Now I'm even more depressed.
XD XD XD
@@milo_andrs {s con/con
Everyone has left the chat
Old school AOL exploit that would kick the entire chat room of whomever had their sound enabled, which was about 90% of people lol. Ide go into chats with all the pedos and do that and then moved on to Sub7'ing them, and completely destroying their computer.
Holy sh$t, them chasing the solitaire window around, thanks for the laugh.
That was beyond hysterical, I had tears streaming 😂
"Grandma" (or "her" various names: Gloria, Edna, Matilda, etc.) is my most favorite character of the entire Kitboga Cinematic Universe or as it should be known henceforth, the "KCU"!
Pitting them against each other is a whole new level of awesome!
"I'm on a cleanse" you cracked me up from the start! All hail Gloria !!! 🤣😂🤣😃
U should take a screenshot of the desktop with icons and then make it where you don't have any icons and take away the actual start bar just to mess with them
YESSSSSSSS
😂😂😂😂😂
Too obvious. The scammer would just hang up. Ya gotta be subtle if you *really* wanna bait them and waste their time.
@@ShermTank7272 I don't know if it would be obvious to them... Lots of variables that could go wrong. I would assume it's a problem with the remote desktop software and be scrambling to troubleshoot it.
"New phone. Who dis?"
Oh granny, you crack me up every time!
I LOL'd when you went to the fraud warning page on Google's gift card portal and started reading it right in front of the guy. That was classic. Beautiful!
Please ask them: "Why can't you be honest like Pakastani people?"
Lol they will be ultra mad.
You should start talking about your trip to Pakistan and how nice it was
I am a Pakistani and i vouch that they’ll be crazy infuriated.
😂😂
😂😂😂😂
There is something so satisfying about seeing a confused, old grandma circumvent a scam by Kit having so much knowledge about how to protect himself from their obstructions
nearly chocked laughing when they were trying to close his solitaire session and he is moving it. bless this guys soul
"I speak a little German. My mother is my friend and my dog is very big." I lol'd.
don't forget "Zum Kino? Am Montag?"
Herrlich
The country that came up with the concept of Schadenfreude. Irony, indeed!
that part was actually hilarious too bad the scammer probably didnt understand a word
Scammer: * tries to exit solitaire *
Kit: Over Here... No... Over Here...
I was laughing so hard at that part, I had to pause the video.
“Limewire” oh my dear god the memories...
good times
Burned 1000's of CD's from Limewire! I think I still have some lol
I gave my computer aids with limewire
I still use winamp. I hear it still kicks the llamas ass.
Soldja boys cause of fame
When I was a wee little 16 year old boy, I was just a McDonald's cashier. 20 years later and I am an executive senior supreme refund officer general.
And a "level 3" tech support too! (whatever that means lol)
When he was playing cat and mouse with the solitair window...I can't… this is too good!
I'M STILL LAUGHING 🤣
OMG I love your Granny Characters because they try soo hard when they think it's a senior... And then... You give them a Payback Lesson!!! Lol. 😂😂😂 Great work!!!
you should run windows 95 while using the granny character 😂
Haha, I wonder if there's still a single remoting software still functional today 😄
Yasssssssssssss!
windows xp works
A lot of things still support vista
no, use MS-DOS
Kit: Father?! What has gotten into you?!?
“Priest”: honey listen-
I don’t know why this makes me laugh so much
"Talk to me honey!!" Imagine a real customer service person saying literally anything these guys say. Don't think I've heard a sorry a single time. So unconvincing
Aidan Gillard not so unusual in the south
I think it would be funny to try a deliberately confusing phonetic alphabet every time you need to spell something to a phone scammer. Something like "O for Ouija Board" or "C for Cue". Love the videos!
Here's a mostly complete one for anyone if you want to try it out.
EDIT: I added suggestions I really liked from the replies. Thanks for contributing to this list guys!
A - Aura, Aisle, Are
B - Bee
C - Cue, Chanukah, Czar, One-hundred (Roman numeral)
D - Django, Five-hundred (Roman numeral)
E - Eye, Eulogy
F -
G - Gnostic, Gnaw, Gnat
H - Heir
I - One (Roman numeral)
J - Jalapeno
K - Kneed, Knight, Knew
L - Fifty (Roman numeral)
M - Mnemonic, One-thousand (Roman numeral)
N -
O - Ouija board, Oh
P - Pneumonic, Pneumatic, Psycho, Photo, Pea, Pterydactyl
Q - Qatar, Quiche
R -
S - See
T - Tea, Tzar
U - Urn
V - Five (Roman numeral)
W - Wring, Why
X - Xerox, Xenon, Ten (Roman numeral)
Y - You, Ytterbium ("it-terbium")
Z-
Brilliant!
@@taaraelle3150
J as in jalapeno.
HOW IS J JALAPENO!!!!????
How about F as in felony, N as in incognito, Y as in Y are you doing this? or Yves Saint Laurent
P as in pterodactyl
M as in mnemonic
T as in tzar
He does this a lot and it's hilarious :)
"What is your bank name?"
"L.R. Jenkins Financial."
These 1 liners are hilarious!
“I’m sorry I don’t speak French, ich spreche ein bisschen Deutsch. Mein Mutti ist..... mein Freund und mein Hund ist sehr Groß.”
I woke the neighborhood laughing, hahaha.......
Thank you Kitboga. You saved me from getting scammed. I was so closed to lose everything I worked for.
Again, thank you for your videos.
What happened?
@@DeineMudda313313 He almost got scammed.
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@@DeineMudda313313 are you blind ?
This scammer was NOT giving up. That was one thirsty scammer.
Of course hes thirsty he lives in a country where they poop in the streets.
@@kimmygibler760 Do 13 year olds frequently get $250 Google credit. $$$ No wonder they target people.Not for a minute justifying, as the vulnerable are disproportionately targeted. Just Saying.
Indian people
"My certification level is over 9000"
Put that in the song 😂👌👌
As someone who worked on a real helpdesk for a number of years, I would have loved Granny as a caller. I would have happily listened to her waffle on for hours whilst attempting to fix all the issues. What a great and realistic character. It's no wonder they get baited in! :D
I just realized that heLs basically framing this like a speedrun. Like he's got splits and everthing. Absoloutley hysterical
The reverse speedrun
I didn't even actually notice the splits until you said that lol
4:02 "Half an hour? I'll take that bet." That made me spit out my food lol
Lol I just realize the joke.
You should disguise a custom made virus as a text file called "Credit card numbers", so when they go to steal it and look at it, it'll infect their entire computer and beyond lmao
Even against scammers that would be considered criminal?
So you would just create it as a shortcut and change the icon so it looks like a txt file.
They would need to copy the file and run it on their machine. Otherwise if they just open it with TeamViewer it will run on her computer
@@alexnezhynsky9707 nono, the connection in teamviewer is established. There might be a way to use that connection to copy the file to
their machine and run it only after they click it. But truthfully I dont know of any teamviewer exploits that would make that possible
Lol
I’ll be honest there are times where he’s playing a grandma and the scammers are screaming “SHUT THE FUCK UP” solely because Kitboga’s character sounds so gentle and polite and they’re on a power trip and I just wish he (ie his character) would snap, lose her shit and go “no, YOU shut the FUCK UP, BUCKAROO!” and we just listen to the scammers sit there in stunned silence while granny demeans them with a mix of profanity and old-timey lingo.
Then after a bit she goes “I’m sorry, excuse me, the medication is supposed to be helping with this, I’m really very sorry” and switches back to sweet old lady for like half an hour, then, when they go back to being comfortable disrespecting her, loses her shit again and repeats the process
Perfect that would be perfect
Tourette Syndrome.
This should work. Its a real desease.
"Do not speak in another language; English only!! " hahaha 😂😂😂.
I’m sorry, I don’t speak French 😆
It drives them crazy when you mix and match. Like I'll say something in Spanglish and act like I don't know it's not all English. Try it with any other language 😂
We need a Grump Grandpa voice to interject every now and then to make Edna a little more flustered! LOL
Binging this like a tv series. LOL
The season 5 finally was great!
I love how he is so into character that his bookmarks are all grandma related. Time stamp: 11:09
He's using a Virtual Machine, so this VM is set up specifically for this purpose. It's basically a window running on his real PC.
@@randomprimary Yeah I knew that I was just was making a funny comment. Thanks for informing me though!