Tom Segura's Dad Hates His Pickup Lines - YMH Clip

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  • @SLEEPYJK
    @SLEEPYJK 4 роки тому +2899

    Your dad saying "Hey buddy" the way he does is so genuine and loving. It's simple yet it says alot about how he feels about you

    • @willyam2435
      @willyam2435 4 роки тому +152

      His whole delivery changes so much from the initial "hello". I always get excited when they decide to call Top Dog. So wholesome.

    • @andohish27
      @andohish27 4 роки тому +90

      TopDog gets so happy when Tom calls. He loves Tom so much.

    • @hirkballs
      @hirkballs 4 роки тому +41

      Have you seen when Tom calls his boy an immediately says "Hey Buddy." You're 100% right. Its subtle but its wholesome :)

    • @terrycullen3302
      @terrycullen3302 4 роки тому +4

      @E R Are you simple?

    • @tmt1675
      @tmt1675 4 роки тому +3

      My pops does the same exact thing. Pal or buddy always. Typically and Italian thing. I know his mom is Peruvian if I remember right but I wonder what his pops is.

  • @bobbygenesis
    @bobbygenesis 4 роки тому +2043

    “Hey buddy” is the most wholesome answer compared to the subject of the conversation

    • @GingerLeigh737
      @GingerLeigh737 4 роки тому +51

      Right?! He had genuine happiness in his voice when he said that! I felt instantly happy 😀

    • @leathery420
      @leathery420 4 роки тому +27

      lol and he's supposed to be the guy who said there is no better feeling than killing the enemy in regards to nam. I think that makes "Hey buddy" even cooler.

    • @OGPigman
      @OGPigman 4 роки тому +8

      I love how excited top dog says hey buddy to Tom. You can tell he's genuinely happy Tom called. I can barely get my dad to answer the phone. So jelly lol

    • @blakes55
      @blakes55 4 роки тому +6

      Hey Buddy!

    • @gorydays28
      @gorydays28 4 роки тому +4

      he's always so excited to hear from tom, it's great

  • @EastboundAndDowns
    @EastboundAndDowns 4 роки тому +1782

    Now imagine that voice saying, "There's no better feeling than killing the enemy" or "I threw grenades into bunkers...".

    • @hiltonb8876
      @hiltonb8876 4 роки тому +26

      After I heard him tell that story I’ve been waiiiittiiinnnggg. It would be sooo perfect 😂😂

    • @billionwilliam840
      @billionwilliam840 3 роки тому +11

      Hey buddy

    • @andrejhalaj1714
      @andrejhalaj1714 3 роки тому +44

      Hey, buddy! Here's a grenade for ya. Enjoy!

    • @deadarmd
      @deadarmd 3 роки тому +6

      Oh yeah. It feels good

    • @cordcd7
      @cordcd7 3 роки тому +6

      Damn woodpecker.

  • @THEYETTY
    @THEYETTY 4 роки тому +391

    His dad's voice went from Hello in an "ugh who's calling" annoyed voice to a "HEYYY BUDDDDDY" in the same voice a dad talks to his 7 year old lol. Your dad rocks !!

    • @sed6657
      @sed6657 18 днів тому

      He will always be a seven year old to his father. That is the sweetest and saddest reality of parenting. My son will always be two, five, ten, fifteen, as long as I will know him.

  • @jaym8639
    @jaym8639 2 роки тому +1406

    Man I'm going to miss him saying hey buddy to Tom. Rip top dog

    • @blakeanderson4686
      @blakeanderson4686 2 роки тому +21

      Man me too ✋ 😪 top dog will live for ever with me reminds me of my dad r.i.p. top dog

    • @TrentTheMegaGangster
      @TrentTheMegaGangster 2 роки тому +12

      WHAT!? what happend?

    • @touchmycamerathroughthefen4555
      @touchmycamerathroughthefen4555 2 роки тому +62

      @@TrentTheMegaGangster he passed just before New Years. He was exposed to Agent Orange during his time in the military which causes a cancer called multiple myeloma later in life. He’s had it for a few years apparently but it got worse this year

    • @layedbackthomas
      @layedbackthomas 2 роки тому +7

      IKR watching this clip isnt the same now. his dad was so wholesome^^ r.i.p

    • @moocow5628
      @moocow5628 2 роки тому +5

      That’s exactly why I came back to this clip

  • @josephedwarddowling5919
    @josephedwarddowling5919 4 роки тому +961

    Love hearing the laughter from the tech guys in the next room. Never change that.

    • @gerardohernandez7099
      @gerardohernandez7099 4 роки тому +40

      Whenever I hear them laugh I swear they sound insane.

    • @ladycole
      @ladycole 4 роки тому +44

      That's my favorite part of the show!😂😂😂

    • @Dubstep4LIFE2901
      @Dubstep4LIFE2901 4 роки тому +12

      I just noticed this today and it geeks me out everytime

    • @yukefort8402
      @yukefort8402 4 роки тому +29

      Nadav losing it in the background kills me every time. I have to rewind multiple times to get through a video.

    • @rustyshackleford6992
      @rustyshackleford6992 3 роки тому +8

      6:25 .... pure gold from them

  • @424-i7r
    @424-i7r 3 роки тому +1572

    Toms personality makes so much sense now. His dad fostered his childish sense of humor and crisp irony while his mom repeatedly broke him emotionally and mentally

  • @zach6367
    @zach6367 4 роки тому +828

    Top Dog's Hey Buddy is more love than my Dad showed to me over 12 years.

    • @LittleRainGames
      @LittleRainGames 4 роки тому +1

      lol

    • @mstevens6723
      @mstevens6723 4 роки тому +25

      I love you son

    • @raiseincain9335
      @raiseincain9335 4 роки тому +10

      Too close to home, buddy.

    • @zach6367
      @zach6367 4 роки тому +13

      @E R Sheesh. Someone's jeans are low and loose.

    • @nword1812
      @nword1812 4 роки тому +4

      E R I’m gonna ignore you like I ignore a random homeless person screaming in the street

  • @jackforster7783
    @jackforster7783 4 роки тому +377

    I’ll never tire of Top Dog’s pure puppy-like glee when he hears Tom on the other end of the phone. “Hey buddy” makes my day

  • @NGJ05
    @NGJ05 4 роки тому +876

    “I was at a party one time, and someone pulled out a marijuana cigarette, and I said: I’m outta here.”

    • @ryancallahan1441
      @ryancallahan1441 4 роки тому +52

      Cool story nerd lol i love that special

    • @jbf4184
      @jbf4184 4 роки тому +47

      There’s no better feeling than killing the enemy.

    • @Mannydamon
      @Mannydamon 3 роки тому +13

      There is no better feeling than being sober and killing the enemy

    • @MonkTlön
      @MonkTlön 3 роки тому +8

      Okay, lieutenant...

  • @scottmonaghan1078
    @scottmonaghan1078 4 роки тому +256

    "There's definitely a mouthful there"

  • @UnbelievablyGauche
    @UnbelievablyGauche 4 роки тому +374

    He says hey buddy like a cartoon character. It's so funny every time.

  • @undergroundmm9514
    @undergroundmm9514 4 роки тому +278

    “I’m just using it. I don’t care if I die.” - words to live by.

    • @negativeindustrial
      @negativeindustrial 4 роки тому +4

      I say something very similar to my friends and family every time they comment on my eating habits. The look of confusion on their faces is worth the risk. 🤣

    • @negativeindustrial
      @negativeindustrial 4 роки тому +2

      Odi
      Exactly.

  • @cadenlacher7524
    @cadenlacher7524 4 роки тому +222

    “She’s playing bridge” is a routine line on this podcast.

  • @BBishop27
    @BBishop27 4 роки тому +241

    When Christina went for the high five after the what's up dawg joke.

    • @iMETTI
      @iMETTI 4 роки тому +9

      And then she went for a very cool fistbump

    • @snorgisborg2
      @snorgisborg2 4 роки тому +1

      No she just put her fist in the air

  • @nuckle4270
    @nuckle4270 4 роки тому +113

    Christina's reaction to "Hey Buddy" is always the best.

  • @Nfl360
    @Nfl360 4 роки тому +375

    Top Dog- Hey buddy
    Tom- Wheres mom?
    Top Dog- Playing bridge
    😂 if u dont hear those three things when they talk, something is wrong

    • @samuelrusso4304
      @samuelrusso4304 4 роки тому +14

      It's like coded phrase, they make sure nobody in either situation is really calling in the middle of a hostage crisis, or something. Like, if Top Dog says, "Oh, she's a bit tied up right now." Tom is expected to go, "Oh, I see, if you guys are busy, I'll call later." and then call the cops.

    • @shnibzzz
      @shnibzzz 4 роки тому +8

      Do you remember which episode it was when Tom yelled "Fuck with the fuckin Bridge" 🤣 that killed me.

  • @chris42028
    @chris42028 4 роки тому +259

    I think we need a weekly top dawg segment

  • @BoofHoover
    @BoofHoover 4 роки тому +22

    "well thats a mouthful right there" true dad lmao

  • @austinsandifer5006
    @austinsandifer5006 4 роки тому +47

    The guys laughing in the background makes this 10x more funnier😂😂😂😂

  • @Alee806
    @Alee806 4 роки тому +40

    “Hey buddy how you doing” is the cutest shit ever!!

  • @CoolPandaTheMovieNerd
    @CoolPandaTheMovieNerd 2 роки тому +62

    Papa Segura with that "4th grade joke" comeback was gold

  • @joshdobson2737
    @joshdobson2737 4 роки тому +79

    The "up dog" joke....... I died!!

    • @Seatowntony206
      @Seatowntony206 4 роки тому

      When was nedav? Cuz tom did it to his dad too

  • @codylaramore4881
    @codylaramore4881 4 роки тому +65

    I have never laughed harder at the “up-dog” joke with Top Dog than anything else on this podcast. Gotta love Top Dog

    • @Undoing88
      @Undoing88 3 роки тому +1

      @Cody Laramore
      Yes! Was paralyzed with laughter! One of the most suspenseful and rewarding Updogs of all time!

  • @Christopher50now
    @Christopher50now 4 роки тому +29

    Man I think your relationship with your dad is awesome. You’re so lucky. You can hear his love for you in every “buddy” he says.

  • @TheOpenerXD
    @TheOpenerXD 2 роки тому +15

    Going back and listing to all the calls to top dog again and every time he says “hey buddy!” just gets to me now. Gonna miss the calls. Sending love to the segura’s. RIP Top Dog.

  • @Christopher-md7tf
    @Christopher-md7tf 3 роки тому +35

    "Does the underwiring in your bra set off the metal detector at the airport?"
    🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @michaelclarke3485
    @michaelclarke3485 4 роки тому +38

    The hysterical laughing in the background gets me everytime

  • @Liam.-77x
    @Liam.-77x 4 роки тому +212

    I laughed so hard I started choking on a piece of chicken. I actually almost died when his dad said "You know when a drop dead gorgeous woman walks on the elevator and she's got legs up to her....shoulders"

    • @TheMeowMix03
      @TheMeowMix03 4 роки тому +10

      That is some hilarious imagery right there

    • @BrokenGodEnt
      @BrokenGodEnt 4 роки тому +11

      Reminded me of those Chloe Grace Moretz edits where her whole body is just her legs lol.

    • @bendover9813
      @bendover9813 2 роки тому

      Tell her to quit Slav squatting

    • @DoodooSwaggy
      @DoodooSwaggy 8 місяців тому

      You were laughing while choking your chicken?

  • @chrisfyb
    @chrisfyb 2 роки тому +47

    Damn, that "Hey Buddy" hits way different now.
    :(

  • @Edelce
    @Edelce 3 роки тому +36

    5:21 my man is a 40 yo bald fat bear and still called buddy by his pops, that thing melted my heart

  • @kroudyy
    @kroudyy 4 роки тому +254

    Please please please. We need a top dog, “Hey Buddy” shirt.

  • @19Burgandy
    @19Burgandy 3 роки тому +10

    "There's no way out, the walls are closing in" I laughed so fucking hard

  • @jollyjiant8107
    @jollyjiant8107 4 роки тому +29

    I LOVE THE OFFSCREEN LAUGHS 😂😂😂

  • @kevintross9778
    @kevintross9778 4 роки тому +123

    Top Dog is the flirting GOAT
    This man is undefeated

  • @LH-nd9qg
    @LH-nd9qg 4 роки тому +22

    That guy laughing in the back 😂😂

  • @crackerbarreIkid55
    @crackerbarreIkid55 10 днів тому +2

    That Hey Buddy answer in the first call was epic. RIP top dog, helluva man

  • @NORMASHBASH
    @NORMASHBASH 2 роки тому +7

    Going back to every top dog episode because I feel like a lost a family member. RIP Top Dog, many prayers to Charro, Tom, Christina and the rest of the family. 🙏🏽

  • @ryanbrown7536
    @ryanbrown7536 Рік тому +2

    5:22 😭😭😭 So much joy hearing his sons voice. Rest easy, Top Dog

  • @mctwist13
    @mctwist13 4 роки тому +44

    Top dog is the best part of the whole show. We need to get a Dogcast going. Tom and his dad just talk while mom plays bridge.

    • @mimmkey
      @mimmkey 3 роки тому

      Can you imagine the two of them commentating the bridge game?

  • @Watchlist_king
    @Watchlist_king 2 роки тому +15

    Tom up dogging his dad is one of the purest examples of comedy I’ve seen

  • @fatgabe
    @fatgabe Рік тому +1

    The "Hey Buddyyyy" is so sweet

  • @Dr3wTheGiant
    @Dr3wTheGiant 4 роки тому +9

    Somebody needs to make a compilation of Tom's dad answering the phone "Hey Buddy!" 😂😂😂😂

  • @ryandunkling1179
    @ryandunkling1179 3 роки тому +9

    Whomever that is literally DYING of laughter in the far background, I'm right there with em 😂

  • @CutterDriftwood
    @CutterDriftwood 4 роки тому +107

    Tom's pickup technique is specifically for truly cool guy's ONLY!

  • @thruxtonvalrico67
    @thruxtonvalrico67 2 роки тому +7

    Hearing him say “Hey, Buddy!” with such love and excitement is heartwarming and heartbreaking now that he’s gone. I’m going to call my Dad today, try these with him and see what happens.

  • @krasius47
    @krasius47 Рік тому +3

    The way his Dad said "Hey Buddy, how you doing?" is great. Just awesome and heartwarming. And Christina's reaction saying "He's so sweet." Just a really good, in the moment, clip.

  • @SDXStudio
    @SDXStudio 3 роки тому +52

    The fact that Tom can just casually tell his dad he loves him and isn't not swamped with anxiety and fear over such a simple thing tells me that my relationship with my parents is probably not the most stable.

    • @Jamminyea
      @Jamminyea 2 роки тому +4

      if you aren't able to casually tell them that then yes you're prob correct.

    • @crazycarl00
      @crazycarl00 Рік тому

      yeah dude, therapy, you may need it

  • @cortana323
    @cortana323 4 роки тому +12

    I laughed way to hard at that up dog joke

  • @TinMan445
    @TinMan445 3 роки тому +9

    “How have you not just thrown mom out a window?” 😂

  • @claytonjones8358
    @claytonjones8358 Рік тому +2

    He seemed like a real sweetheart! Sorry for your loss Mr. Tom

  • @DasNeueFeuer
    @DasNeueFeuer 3 роки тому +47

    Tom and Christina: _thinks of horrifically creepy pick-up lines_
    Top Dog: _disagrees and comes up with something a bit less intense_

    • @gen3kali877
      @gen3kali877 Рік тому +1

      All I know is it worked on Tom’s mom.

  • @blakepettys28
    @blakepettys28 4 роки тому +11

    I love how Tom’s eyes glaze over when he impersonates his aunt

  • @bansheewv89
    @bansheewv89 2 роки тому +2

    This is one of my favorite clips from the show. The call with dad was great

  • @E7VZ
    @E7VZ 4 роки тому +11

    Tom getting red from laughing so hard gives me life

  • @Gabrielito941
    @Gabrielito941 2 роки тому +11

    RIP Top Dog! I know Tom and everyone listening to the podcast will miss the "hey buddy" its so genuine.

  • @cornholio7296
    @cornholio7296 2 роки тому +2

    RIP Top Dog, I enjoy visiting these older clips

  • @marxtheidoloftheidle5591
    @marxtheidoloftheidle5591 Рік тому +1

    The “what’s up dog” joke floored me 🤣

  • @dadaseyi
    @dadaseyi 4 роки тому +60

    I love y'all so much. The relationship vibe you have is the one I've always wanted. So fucking hilarious.

    • @FatimaAmerson
      @FatimaAmerson 11 місяців тому

      I really respect how they relate as a mature confident couple. I wish all relationships could operate in this type of tolerance. I ❤️ it. #DOPE.

  • @Astrohhh
    @Astrohhh 4 роки тому +18

    Tom's dad is so fkn funny.. you need to get him on the show

  • @L4-295
    @L4-295 Рік тому +5

    Rip top dawg 🙏🏽🙏🏽🙏🏽 you can tell how much Tom loved him 😔

  • @Segkee
    @Segkee 4 роки тому +10

    Love when Christina goes in for a high five after the high five joke and Tom leaves her hanging... I mean: that's just perfect.

  • @evan2946
    @evan2946 3 роки тому +5

    Lmao Tom’s aunt voice has me rolling

  • @skaterdude123ify
    @skaterdude123ify 2 роки тому +5

    The way Tom's dad says "Hey Buddy!" makes me wish I had a dad!👨‍👩‍👧

  • @jackberry
    @jackberry 4 роки тому +24

    I smile every time I hear the "hey buddy"

  • @FatalFord
    @FatalFord 2 роки тому +1

    RIP Top Dog - love that YT brought this back around.

  • @MrYankees1321
    @MrYankees1321 2 роки тому +5

    Why was Tom’s dad falling for updog the funniest thing I’ve ever seen

  • @NOIRAAG
    @NOIRAAG 3 роки тому +3

    I haven't laughed that hard in a long time. "Whats, 'up dog'?"

  • @COLDSTEELE152
    @COLDSTEELE152 4 роки тому +5

    Holy shit his Dad is awesome and the "hey buddy" was amazing

  • @Will-zv9xh
    @Will-zv9xh 2 роки тому +4

    Oh man. Only just seeing that Tom's dad passed away in Jan. Rest in peace Top Dog. Seemed like such a cool dad and was obviously so proud of his son.

  • @scottrea888
    @scottrea888 2 роки тому +6

    Here for a "Hey Buddy" ❤❤❤ RIP TD ❤

  • @MrBomberrino
    @MrBomberrino 3 роки тому +4

    I fucking love this damn show....keep it going. The aunt Blanca bit is amazing, "death by a thousand paper cuts". Rocksteady Tom and Cris!!!!

  • @ezrafree619
    @ezrafree619 2 роки тому +3

    What better gift to give to your dad than to let this crazy world experience his personality. Top Dog 4 Life.

  • @themilkmon
    @themilkmon 3 роки тому +2

    Timmy got Top Dog with the "updog". What a classic!

  • @greyforge27
    @greyforge27 4 роки тому +11

    this is truly the greatest show on the internet

  • @JamesWilson-om5zv
    @JamesWilson-om5zv 3 роки тому +4

    The way Tom looks at Christina when his dad says "legs up to her shoulders" is the type of relationship I aspire to have one day

  • @Smoof29
    @Smoof29 3 роки тому +12

    Fun fact: the underwire in bras used to set off metal detectors at the airport but not anymore

  • @ThePandaBrah
    @ThePandaBrah 4 роки тому +38

    The way his Dad calls him "Buddy" makes him sound like such a sweet and kindhearted man. I'm sure he'll be devastated when Tom's victims start turning up...

  • @fulcrumindicate
    @fulcrumindicate Рік тому +1

    Watching them cheese and hearing the booth laugh coupled with the simple kindness from his dad asking what they would think if they knew what we think. Classic It is like they have brought a thanksgiving dinner to the podcast daily.

  • @brendanthompson1987
    @brendanthompson1987 11 днів тому +1

    The hooters joke..say to her u want the drum or the flat? 😂

  • @Crossword131
    @Crossword131 2 роки тому +2

    This makes my heart sprinkle.

  • @SpeedfreakUK
    @SpeedfreakUK 3 роки тому +2

    the guys laughing in the background get me every time

  • @The.Adam.D
    @The.Adam.D 2 роки тому +11

    I miss Top Dog so much already 😢😢😢

  • @ladycole
    @ladycole 4 роки тому +2

    The background laughter ALWAYS makes me laugh!!!😂😂😂😂

  • @ZitiPatrol
    @ZitiPatrol 3 роки тому +5

    he fell for the updog joke. what a fucking amazing dad

  • @11THEW0RD11
    @11THEW0RD11 Рік тому +1

    He gets so excited when he says hey dad

  • @franksinatra3494
    @franksinatra3494 Рік тому +4

    He clearly loved his son. Seems like a happy man. Rip top dog

  • @snubsnab8022
    @snubsnab8022 2 роки тому +4

    Rest In Peace Top Dog. Keep it high and tight up in heaven.

  • @kaptainkrayzee9822
    @kaptainkrayzee9822 2 роки тому +2

    I love the way he says "hey buddy!"

  • @TwoStepILY
    @TwoStepILY 3 роки тому +3

    His dad is AMAZING 😂😂😂 comedy gold

  • @grumphump2728
    @grumphump2728 2 роки тому +2

    I have never laughed as hard in my whole life then when Tom was imitating his mother. Mine is EXACTLY like that holy shit lmfao

  • @Non-StopGameplay
    @Non-StopGameplay 7 місяців тому +2

    “That’s like a fourth grade joke”😂😂😂

  • @dariangoulding3894
    @dariangoulding3894 2 роки тому +2

    Sorry about your loss! He was the greatest ever!

  • @njenjanja0404
    @njenjanja0404 4 роки тому +7

    The fact you can hear the crew laughing behind, what I presume is, two closed doors is just a proof of the level of comedy in the room. :)

  • @believeinmatter
    @believeinmatter 4 роки тому +14

    Now Tom makes sense to me. His dad is a horn dog as well 😂 people all have horrible thoughts but this son and father just saw it out loud, badass 😂

  • @christopherkendrex8075
    @christopherkendrex8075 10 місяців тому +2

    R.I.P. Top Dog! I miss you so much!

  • @kornklone
    @kornklone 2 роки тому +2

    The updog joke was fuckin beautiful. RIP Top Dog

  • @boujiatexas1870
    @boujiatexas1870 3 роки тому +15

    And to think, top dog has seen the horrors of war

    • @myvishan
      @myvishan 3 роки тому

      I guess that’s why he’s so nice and uplifting all the time.

  • @ca6986
    @ca6986 Рік тому

    The Aunt Blanca impressions had me fuckkin rollin

  • @timtaylor8305
    @timtaylor8305 Рік тому +1

    I had to take multiple breaks watching this video to not start laughing hysterically like an idiot at work