Seriously, I do not understand why people go to another country (legally or illegally) and cause problems. You are a GUEST. Be on your best damn behavior. For years my country 🇨🇦 didn't really worry about this, but the last few years millions have shown up here and damn do I empathize with my 🇺🇸 neighbors.
Welk's clarinetist Henry Cuesta always dressed like the rest of the band. Pete Fountain wore contrasting costumes, but seemed to favor solids or plaids. I"d say that the Judge's jacket might be more reminiscent of singers Jimmy Roberts of Dick Dale, but not other Welk organization performers like Myron Floren or Arthur Duncan.
Judge Fleischer is dressed to the nines… He is one of my favorite. He’s flamboyant. He’s funny. He’s caring he’s direct he don’t mess around… He’s awesome. I would love to meet him in person… These videos are awesome.
The chat room with Mike post the funniest things....I just crack up reading them! I love this judge so much...he doesn't hold back when speaking to them for sure! And once again...he is looking "spiffy" today!! 🤣🤣🤣
I'm *so glad* I refused my Doctor's offer of using my phone to watch something to distract me while he removed 24 stitches from a large & deep cut in my back... I would've burst out laughing and ripped my stitches & my wound wide open, which would have been *a mess!!!* I was very tempted to take him up on his offer and watch this Stream since it was ongoing at the time _(was lying flat on my stomach so I could've held my phone in front of me),_ but luckily, I thought of this potential problem so I didn't do it.
That's contempt of court, and it will be a 30 days in jail with a bond of $30,000.... ARE YOU STILL LAUGHING MR Undahmer... BECAUSE YOU WILL BE STUCK LIKE CHUCK!
I would love to know how the interpreters handle expressions such as “stuck as Chuck”. They probably have a communal cheat sheet for Fleischer’s cases!
It’s funny when Judge F gets “mad” and speaks Spanish and the Spanish interpreter repeats what judge says in Spanish. That interpreter is really good. He repeats the inflection and everything.
Alot of them r alcoholics. They get drunk tear up people cars and many don't have insurance or a driver's license but they have cars. America is going to the dogs. They let anyone in the country if they deport them they come right back without penalty.
That short guy is totally confused, he's looking on the paperwork and no where does it say NO HANKY PANKY IN THE BACK SEAT 💺. Besides, he's a good Samaritan, she asked him for a favor, he was just obliging her. 😂😂😂
That's it! Parking Valet....maybe 77 Sunset Strip tv show...... I could not remember where. I originally thought a 1950's lounge nightclub in Dallas.....
Texas has a population of 30+ million and greater Houston area has a population of 7+ million. Harris County averages about 6,000 DWI arrests per year.
Ok I love this judge! I have heard him many times tell people he will be their worst nightmare, but I have yet seen him do it. Always tells them but never brings down the gauntlet. Maybe I’ve just missed it.
For anyone that’s watching this complaining about the immigration issue, in other counties in the Houston surrounding area, youre put in jail and processed before arraignment, and if you’re illegal regardless of if you have a PR bond there’s an automatic ICE hold
No they don't. They sweep the jails sometimes but these people are let go continously. If you come here illegally and get arrested you should be deported. End of story.
Ok. I took on the challenge of watching this while in transit in Metro & Bus. Was doing so good, until I almost halfway through, when Andrew's excellent dark joke just cracked me up so hard: _“I got fired from my job because I kept asking my customers whether they would prefer "Smoking" or "Non-smoking". Apparently the correct terms are "Cremation" and "Burial".”_ It was a combination of the cumulative effect of funny jokes, and that I just wasn't expecting this one at all! 😂 *Edit: Oh, my! I was sooo lucky to have gotten out of the bus right before "Tiny Man" made an appearance!!!*
Nah I actually got pulled over once and I had been at a all day event and when the cop asked if I had been drinking his eyes lit up when I said yes I had about a 6 pack or so... he was quick to pull me out that car lol but very upset when I passed his tests with ease then only blew a .03... and he said why would you lie about drinking so much....I said I'm not lying I had my first beer around 10am and had about 1 every hour or so until 5pm... by this time it was 9 at night so yes I had drank 6 or 7 beers but over a 7 hour period with 4 hours of not drinking before driving, this is where he showed how much of a dick he was he still took me in for driving under the influence instead of while intoxicated and I still needed to pay a lawyer $1000 to get the case dropped,had i gone with a public defender I have no doubt I would have been railroaded into a dui on my record
I really liked this judge until the case with the illegal immigrant. First of all he's in the country illegally and he's committing serious crimes, followed up by bribing a police officer with pesos. I'm sorry but people like that do not need to be in this country. That should have been an immediate expulsion. If I did what this man did I'd be in prison for a long time, and I was born and raised in this country.
Oh, Andrew! After your _"I got fired for asking my customers if they wanted "Smoking" or "Non-Smokin [...]"_ joke, that follow-up just killed me: *Andrew Goodwill:* _I just heard that my grandma has finally stopped smoking....We can collect her ashes tomorrow._
The wardrobe changed when he slimmed down from somewhere around 300lbs. The polka dot suit and mrs pac man suit are also part of his new rotation........Waldo here does not wear a proper black robe....He prefers the teenager's game show host look.
Why the warning? He’s illegal and DUI. Send his rear to jail. This is ridiculous. Not just this court, but ALL of them. We the people deserve more from the courts.
Because he is a weak and liberal judge. He does not care if innocent people are killed by illegal aliens without any insurance He does not follow the letter or the law and he knows he can get away with it and get re-elected by room temperature IQ electorate anyway
The local property and store owners LOVE local jails full of inmates, having to be housed, fed, clothed, and provided with healthcare, all at taxpayer expense.
So the illegal immigrant has a DL or ID to buy alcohol to get a BAC of .23 and he’s DUI but he does not speak English well enough to understand without a translator?? How does he understand our driving laws or signs then?? Put him in jail and deport him until he can come legally.
According to the legal system he has to be put through the stages for everything else to be legal I’m a kiwi so we would prosecute in the first instance as court appointed legal advice is available in the first instance for everyone regardless of income or legal immigration. The US system has two steps to prosecution, probable cause is to stop people being prosecuted without cause. That’s based on your constitutional rights.
If they are in this country illegally why aren’t they put in jail immediately? I have seen other interpreters in this court that have got closer to the defendants or talk behind a folder so they’re not disrupting the court.
This judge is very smart. I can tell he was picked on as a kid, and LOVES being a judge. Nothing wrong with that of course... but its really, really obvious he loves the power and he loves putting people in jail. I don't think he knows of other methods for correction - but he knows jail is a strong motivator. I don't think he's capable of changing culture or adjusting attitudes... but he sure is capable of putting people in jail!
Fleischer: "I will hold your ass to the fire and light you up like a firecracker! You're here illegally?? Oh REALLY?! Well, I'm going to get you a free lawyer and let you out, but I will make you sign a whole new note that says you pinky promise to stop drunk driving. PINKY PROMISE! You could possibly maybe get punished one day, perhaps, if you continue to do illegal things while we pay for it! Everyone should fear my wrath, RAWWWWR!"
Disgusting state of our country. How about “congratulations Mr I’m here illegally. ICE will be here to pick u up right after you get down waiting in jail for this case to be adjudicated”. Oh wait this is America
None of these criminals seem to have a job and live off disability (aka taxpayers money). Maybe if they had a job or two, they wouldn't have time or energy to commit crimes. also, too many are getting PR bonds.
What a handsome Jacket! Love it. The unlicensed driver…22 yrs. Old, he saved him from a horrible experience with ICE and jail. I can’t imagine what he”s already been through to get here. I realize I’m a bleeding heart here, maybe he’ll learn or not, but I trust Judge Fletcher to be fair and just.
What is this? Illegal day? Ship them back. I can promise, they will be back with new charges in 6 months. That’s the issue, they know they will be shipped back, let out and come back and the exact same ish.
So many have different opinions on the illegal alien invasion.. this judge lost all my respect the format time I watched his little faux tantrum about the horrors of actually incarcerating these criminals. Such a shame to pretend to be an American, much less a Judge and yet admit these are dangerous men he is turning loose on society.
How open our borders are presently it doesn't seem to matter. He's probably tired of the revolving door. His jacket brings back Hugh Hefner flashbacks. 😂
Telling someone from Guatemala that they're "walking on thin ice" may not register.
It is all about the tone of voice!
😅 you’re probably right!
Seriously, I do not understand why people go to another country (legally or illegally) and cause problems. You are a GUEST. Be on your best damn behavior.
For years my country 🇨🇦 didn't really worry about this, but the last few years millions have shown up here and damn do I empathize with my 🇺🇸 neighbors.
I love his outfits! Today he looks like he plays clarinet with the Lawrence Welk Orchestra. ❤️
More like a Hugh Hefner look. It’s not cute at all.
@@In4It789cat You sound like a hater, friend.
Welk's clarinetist Henry Cuesta always dressed like the rest of the band. Pete Fountain wore contrasting costumes, but seemed to favor solids or plaids. I"d say that the Judge's jacket might be more reminiscent of singers Jimmy Roberts of Dick Dale, but not other Welk organization performers like Myron Floren or Arthur Duncan.
Judge Fleischer is dressed to the nines… He is one of my favorite. He’s flamboyant. He’s funny. He’s caring he’s direct he don’t mess around… He’s awesome. I would love to meet him in person… These videos are awesome.
@@redbrazos ??
That in-person meeting can be arranged... but you might have to sign an affidavit. 😏
Ditto
The chat room with Mike post the funniest things....I just crack up reading them! I love this judge so much...he doesn't hold back when speaking to them for sure! And once again...he is looking "spiffy" today!! 🤣🤣🤣
The jacket is giving big band lounge crooner, but I'm not mad about it.
Haha exactly! It’s a vibe.
I love that interpreter. He's not flat He is actually mimicking the judges intonation is fire.
I'm *so glad* I refused my Doctor's offer of using my phone to watch something to distract me while he removed 24 stitches from a large & deep cut in my back... I would've burst out laughing and ripped my stitches & my wound wide open, which would have been *a mess!!!*
I was very tempted to take him up on his offer and watch this Stream since it was ongoing at the time _(was lying flat on my stomach so I could've held my phone in front of me),_ but luckily, I thought of this potential problem so I didn't do it.
Could you sue Mike in such a case? There is no "watching this video can lead to ripped stitches" at the beginning!
The judge stole Joe Pesci's outfit from My Cousin Vinny.
Are you mocking me?! lol
omg I was thinking the same thing! LOL
"Yutes?"
That's contempt of court, and it will be a 30 days in jail with a bond of $30,000....
ARE YOU STILL LAUGHING MR Undahmer... BECAUSE YOU WILL BE STUCK LIKE CHUCK!
Judge Fleisher looks like he’s about to break into “Mack The Knife” at any moment.
or G@ys and Dolls
The pain that the interpreter is feeling is obvious 😂😂
Judge look great in that jacket put fez on him when he has a sovereign citizen in front of him 😂
I love his jackets. Looks like a Vegas nightclub singer.
Judge Fleisher is so cool! Can’t you just see him drinking a martini!!?
I guess the judge is embracing his inner lounge singer.
"so intoxicated he was unable to perform". Been there buddy 😅
Is everyone in Houston a drunk illegal immigrant?
I speak Spanish however, the term, "Light you up!" Loses something in the translation. 😮
Yeah. I don’t speak Spanish but when the judge said, “I will light you up,” I wondered how the interpreter was going to translate it to the defendant.
I would love to know how the interpreters handle expressions such as “stuck as Chuck”. They probably have a communal cheat sheet for Fleischer’s cases!
One of the translators admitted he couldn't do it!
Famous last words, "He goes with you".
It’s funny when Judge F gets “mad” and speaks Spanish and the Spanish interpreter repeats what judge says in Spanish. That interpreter is really good. He repeats the inflection and everything.
Why do the judge keep letting these illegals immigrants out on bond?
Alot of them r alcoholics. They get drunk tear up people cars and many don't have insurance or a driver's license but they have cars. America is going to the dogs. They let anyone in the country if they deport them they come right back without penalty.
This many drunks in Houston and I still haven’t seen any of my family.
Keep lookin!
😂😂😂😂😂
@@KendraAndTheLawmy thoughts.
@@KendraAndTheLaw maybe they are in another court.
Man, I love this Judge.
I love the interpreter because he puts the emphasis in the judges words like you can feel the anger coming through the interpreter. I love it.😂
That short guy is totally confused, he's looking on the paperwork and no where does it say NO HANKY PANKY IN THE BACK SEAT 💺. Besides, he's a good Samaritan, she asked him for a favor, he was just obliging her. 😂😂😂
It's Judge Parking Valet!
Judge PeeWee Herman
That's it! Parking Valet....maybe 77 Sunset Strip tv show...... I could not remember where. I originally thought a 1950's lounge nightclub in Dallas.....
Judge Lounge Lizard. 🎶🎤🎶
Mike says he has a schedule to keep. What he means is: his flight leaves in two hours for vacation #26 this year. ROFLMAO
The translator covering his face with his hand after that excuse was amazing.
Is there anybody in Texas who isn't absolutely blitzed 24/7?
Yeah, most of the Americans.
Hello do you know who our governor is?!! lol it eases the pain a little…
Texas has a population of 30+ million and greater Houston area has a population of 7+ million. Harris County averages about 6,000 DWI arrests per year.
Ok I love this judge! I have heard him many times tell people he will be their worst nightmare, but I have yet seen him do it. Always tells them but never brings down the gauntlet. Maybe I’ve just missed it.
One of them did get taken away this time, and he was so mad he spoke Spanish at the guy
I hope there's a Thanksgiving and a Christmas suit in the future. I love this judge!
I love Judge Fleischer’s quirkiness, his no nonsense attitude on crime and his dress attire suits him perfectly
I love the gesticulations and expressions of the interpreter.😄😄😄
He needs a cigar with the jacket..love him
Judge Fleischer quite the dapper dresser
For anyone that’s watching this complaining about the immigration issue, in other counties in the Houston surrounding area, youre put in jail and processed before arraignment, and if you’re illegal regardless of if you have a PR bond there’s an automatic ICE hold
Gotta Love texas!
@@redbrazos no they don’t
@@tylercashman6569 ICE decides if they want to move them and where and how....Got ICE relatives ...they see the bull s***
As it should be
No they don't. They sweep the jails sometimes but these people are let go continously. If you come here illegally and get arrested you should be deported. End of story.
Judge Fleischer in his Cousin Vinnie suit!
Ok. I took on the challenge of watching this while in transit in Metro & Bus. Was doing so good, until I almost halfway through, when Andrew's excellent dark joke just cracked me up so hard:
_“I got fired from my job because I kept asking my customers whether they would prefer "Smoking" or "Non-smoking". Apparently the correct terms are "Cremation" and "Burial".”_
It was a combination of the cumulative effect of funny jokes, and that I just wasn't expecting this one at all! 😂
*Edit: Oh, my! I was sooo lucky to have gotten out of the bus right before "Tiny Man" made an appearance!!!*
0.227 blood alcohol level? And he's still breathing? 😮
Depends on the person. Hardcore drinkers might only act impaired. The danger cot off is something like 0.236
The Lawyer is Flirting with all the Ladys in the cort 😂😂😂😂😂😂
Why is it always 2 beers? I guess if they say 1 it isn't plausible and 3 is too much, but whenever they're asked what they had to drink, it's 2 beers.
Nah I actually got pulled over once and I had been at a all day event and when the cop asked if I had been drinking his eyes lit up when I said yes I had about a 6 pack or so... he was quick to pull me out that car lol but very upset when I passed his tests with ease then only blew a .03... and he said why would you lie about drinking so much....I said I'm not lying I had my first beer around 10am and had about 1 every hour or so until 5pm... by this time it was 9 at night so yes I had drank 6 or 7 beers but over a 7 hour period with 4 hours of not drinking before driving, this is where he showed how much of a dick he was he still took me in for driving under the influence instead of while intoxicated and I still needed to pay a lawyer $1000 to get the case dropped,had i gone with a public defender I have no doubt I would have been railroaded into a dui on my record
@@kmkcowboy1 Oh my!!
Judge…did you just ask a defendant to ‘think?’ I can’t stop laughing!
Oh no! He’s taping his desk. Look out!
My burritos taste so good that traffic is backed up... Judge I am sorry that I'm more like slow poke Rodriguez than speedy Gonzalez
It’s great watching Fleischer enjoy his UA-cam comments. Especially in his Hugh Hefner suit.
I really liked this judge until the case with the illegal immigrant. First of all he's in the country illegally and he's committing serious crimes, followed up by bribing a police officer with pesos. I'm sorry but people like that do not need to be in this country. That should have been an immediate expulsion. If I did what this man did I'd be in prison for a long time, and I was born and raised in this country.
I love watching Judge Fleischer❤
Oh, Andrew! After your _"I got fired for asking my customers if they wanted "Smoking" or "Non-Smokin [...]"_ joke, that follow-up just killed me:
*Andrew Goodwill:*
_I just heard that my grandma has finally stopped smoking....We can collect her ashes tomorrow._
The judge left the bench earlier today for so long, I thought they must have been thrown in the jug lol.
At some point, do defendants need to provide authentic financial information to support their right to free legal counsel?
Snappy coat jacket sir.
The wardrobe changed when he slimmed down from somewhere around 300lbs. The polka dot suit and mrs pac man suit are also part of his new rotation........Waldo here does not wear a proper black robe....He prefers the teenager's game show host look.
Pee Wee Herman from time to time, when he gets the bow tie on.
You have a schedule to keep well guess what happens now? You go with them 🤣
Good job editing out all the dead air as always mike your a beast
Why the warning? He’s illegal and DUI. Send his rear to jail. This is ridiculous. Not just this court, but ALL of them. We the people deserve more from the courts.
Your vote counts. We have an Anti American Administration and judges and such who aren’t enforcing the law.
Because he is a weak and liberal judge.
He does not care if innocent people are killed by illegal aliens without any insurance
He does not follow the letter or the law and he knows he can get away with it and get re-elected by room temperature IQ electorate anyway
The local property and store owners LOVE local jails full of inmates, having to be housed, fed, clothed, and provided with healthcare, all at taxpayer expense.
"Is this a legit channel?" Mike: "Well, it's mine." Evidently Mike is not sure he or it is legit. ROFLMAO
I recognize that judge I think he ripped my ticket in half when I went to the movies
Wow, Fleischer taking out the big guns
So the illegal immigrant has a DL or ID to buy alcohol to get a BAC of .23 and he’s DUI but he does not speak English well enough to understand without a translator?? How does he understand our driving laws or signs then?? Put him in jail and deport him until he can come legally.
She asked me for a favor how can I deny 😅
The lollipop kids the lollipop kids. Isnt that a lollipop kid??
Fleischer’s suit jacket today looks like he stole it from a hotel lounge singer. 😂
In a few months the judge may not have a choice to let them go.
Man now i want a burrito 😂
His court usually is but did Fleischer have to wear the ringmasters coat to run the circus??
Letting an unlicensed drunk driver that caused a crash to leave on a promise to not drive or drink is ridiculous. Very disappointed in this judge.
According to the legal system he has to be put through the stages for everything else to be legal I’m a kiwi so we would prosecute in the first instance as court appointed legal advice is available in the first instance for everyone regardless of income or legal immigration. The US system has two steps to prosecution, probable cause is to stop people being prosecuted without cause. That’s based on your constitutional rights.
*Allegedly drunk and unlicensed…
Why am I so attracted to Judge Fleischer?
Judge doing a gig in Vegas right after this.
Judge Fletcher looking dapper today.
He's here illegally & doesn't send him back? This is sick
I usually watch in 1.25 speed but I think it's already sped up. I slowed it down to .75 a few times.
17:21 The superchat made me laugh 😂
Loving his jacket!!!!
30 cans of Coors Light Beer - 20.99$. 10 Trojan Bareskin Lubricated Latex Condoms - 7.99$. The facepalm of the translator - priceless.
Fleischer is a fashion icon
.8 speed will slow down the audio just enough to make it look/sound normal lol
So I can see this open border thing is really bringing the finest people into the country
His first case at 4:05 is in my city limits! Looooove this - we have an awesome police department!
The judge looks like he was going to an awards show. Very modern tuxedo look.
If they are in this country illegally why aren’t they put in jail immediately? I have seen other interpreters in this court that have got closer to the defendants or talk behind a folder so they’re not disrupting the court.
Two BIG reasons. ROFL
The Rat Pack's been in touch they want there band leaders jacket back.
This judge is very smart. I can tell he was picked on as a kid, and LOVES being a judge. Nothing wrong with that of course... but its really, really obvious he loves the power and he loves putting people in jail. I don't think he knows of other methods for correction - but he knows jail is a strong motivator. I don't think he's capable of changing culture or adjusting attitudes... but he sure is capable of putting people in jail!
His yellow watch band clashes with his jacket, bad choice don't you think?. (satire)
Yeh,but he's so proud of that watch 😮
@@Katrina-qs2rl How the hell do you know that...a guess? (satire)
Fleischer: "I will hold your ass to the fire and light you up like a firecracker! You're here illegally?? Oh REALLY?! Well, I'm going to get you a free lawyer and let you out, but I will make you sign a whole new note that says you pinky promise to stop drunk driving. PINKY PROMISE! You could possibly maybe get punished one day, perhaps, if you continue to do illegal things while we pay for it! Everyone should fear my wrath, RAWWWWR!"
Yeah, pretty much.
Bingo
Research the overcrowding in Harris county, about how they've had to ship inmates to other states awaiting trial.
then criticize the man.
Disgusting state of our country. How about “congratulations Mr I’m here illegally. ICE will be here to pick u up right after you get down waiting in jail for this case to be adjudicated”. Oh wait this is America
Thanks
The judge needs a bow tie or cravat (ala Blandino) with that jacket.
None of these criminals seem to have a job and live off disability (aka taxpayers money). Maybe if they had a job or two, they wouldn't have time or energy to commit crimes. also, too many are getting PR bonds.
What a handsome Jacket! Love it. The unlicensed driver…22 yrs. Old, he saved him from a horrible experience with ICE and jail. I can’t imagine what he”s already been through to get here. I realize I’m a bleeding heart here, maybe he’ll learn or not, but I trust Judge Fletcher to be fair and just.
A couple of heavy hand full's
What the Hell is that😳
What is this? Illegal day? Ship them back. I can promise, they will be back with new charges in 6 months. That’s the issue, they know they will be shipped back, let out and come back and the exact same ish.
I think it's pronounced "Canseco" or as a verb "a Canseco" 😂
Holy clow, Judge Fleischer would be perfect! If only he was Indie instead of a nasty ole democRAT.
Your honor your quite the dresser
I still love Fleischer for descriptions.
So many have different opinions on the illegal alien invasion.. this judge lost all my respect the format time I watched his little faux tantrum about the horrors of actually incarcerating these criminals. Such a shame to pretend to be an American, much less a Judge and yet admit these are dangerous men he is turning loose on society.
Well, he is a Democrat...
How open our borders are presently it doesn't seem to matter. He's probably tired of the revolving door. His jacket brings back Hugh Hefner flashbacks. 😂
Only, Hefner's "jacket" was actually a robe. 🙄
Dont forget they are all eating your dogs too 🙄
@@latebloomer7191aka smoking jacket 😉
Valet Parking Attendant
@@Mortimer_Duke wedding musician.
Judge H Hefner
Shouldn't their addresses be censored?
11:29 this shouldn’t be a crime.
That poor translator @ 28:45
Why are we the tax payers having to pay for an interpreter for illegal people ?
Why are e paying for defendants lawyers? Welcome to America! You knew?
Perhaps because there is NOT a national language.