BEST OF MAKING UP STUFF ABOUT EACH OTHER
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So this is how the myth of Tomar being a loving husband and father started.
When will people learn that Tomar is just a Titan of chaos and destruction
It's ALL fucken propaganda
@@totallytravicious tomarganda
I wish they would just drop the bit that tomar’s a convicted felon
He deserves a far worse title with the amount of war crimes he’s committed
Dude one time I was at goodwill and he punched my full grown midget adult son right in the face
"Now get down on your knees" then Lyle going "what the fuck are you talking about" kills me every time, holy shit
Dude, Lyle is actually doing it!
H-he’s really doing it!
"Lyle's actually doing it!" Zach said calmly
9:30 for the bois
9:31
The "Tomar's special heart" sequence is still in my opinion the funniest bit they've ever done. Every one of the boys is at their absolute peak of quick-wittedness and improvisation and they keep interrupting each other to make the bit funnier and funnier every time.
They literally unite like avengers when it comes to tormenting tomar
The " Glug, glug, glug a lovely bug" gets me too
best of tenderly kissing each other 47 hour long compilation
too short
@@enkayromethat's the best of part
In all seriousness I bet that there is at least 10 minutes of them making kissing noises waiting to be compiled
@Dirt-3- there's a compilation of dead air that's over an hour long
UwU
"Local Tomar" implies the existence of several other Tomars, perhaps spread out globally.
I mean that is how last names work
He has a lot of fake passports. Not too surprising
@@gintori5329his cult-like followers change their name to tomar and start commiting heinous crimes in his honor
Intergalactically
@@mrdrprof99 Planetarilly.
Planetarilly, intergalactically.
Another Tomension, another Tomension...
Another best of tomar compilation, how wonderful
Best of telling the truth about Tomar (it's just a reupload of this)
This is just "Best of Tormenting Tomar" but with extra bits from the other guys.
you look familiar
How quaint
@@SamuelCatsyTormar
“Remember when we used to have conversations on this show?” - Julian Marcel, The Polar express play-through
😮💨
I sometimes wonder what DingDong and Julian think about the channel now
“Hey everyone in the comments, try to tell a joke we haven’t told before”
@@offcutti doubt they watch the channel but i think they look at the subreddit sometimes
@@offcuttThey may from time to time, but I don't think they want to really watch anything they aren't interested in
@@BlebsnekThey may come to check in but they mainly talk to Chris probably so they don't have to watch the channel
The way Chris said "bones" at 0:47 absolutely ruined me because I frequently find myself saying bones like that out loud for no reason. Fuck
It was those improv classes you took
I think everybody has that one oney phrase they say
Honestly, same.
It's funny when I hear bones mentioned at all. That moment pops in my head
i thought i was the only one
"This is my very special heart" -Tomar, after pulling his biggest fans heart out.
I'm 87 years old and I remember in 1967 when I said, OneyPlays better upload a Best of Compilation, or Comp as the youth says these days, about making stuff up about each other, it's been 57 years of nobody believing in me, but now the truth finally comes thru. Thank you Chris Oneyplays
I love that one of the clips is just Lyle saying, "I feel happy." Followed by 48 seconds of silence.
This seems very distinct from "Best of Absolute Fabrications"
Can't wait for "best of telling fibs" and "best of pants on fire"
Reupload the same video with the title ran through a thesaurus every time
Honestly I don’t really mind it. It’s a compilation and we all know that it’s gonna be some of the fun bits we have heard before. If you want new content just don’t click the compilations, it’s not hard
I can’t wait for best of truth
"Pants on fire?"
I'm sorry, you must be mistaken. I think you mean "Plants for hire."
@@tweeeeeex there is a best of back pain made by a fan.
“Don’t cry because it’s over, cry because it happened.” -Zach
Everyone knows Tomar isn’t actually real. He is an elaborate bit.
Tomar isn't real. He can't hurt you *Tomar appears directly behind me, holding a big scythe and the limited edition Obama real-doll*
Yeah, Tomar is just Lyle doing a voice, that's why the thumbnail artists keep getting them mixed up.
Tomar IS Herculad
Tomato is secretly pant
Maybe the real Tomar is the friends we made along the way
I can’t believe Tomar said that 🤯
Racist, sexist, kkk
Joshua Tomar go away
🤯🤯🤯🤯
BONES?!
@@decimace66"cunky"
6:17 "Glug glug glug, a lovely bug."
In the context, that made my jaw drop lmao.
Jew drop?
@@seansmith6255yeah, Tomar
@@seansmith6255 Yes WEF, this comment right here.
They had the "Tomar injects marijuana and propagandized it to us" in here twice. The quality control on this channel is IN THE F*CKING gutter. I'm subscribed to this channel for LAUGHS and QUALITY CONTENT and seeing this shit boils my blood.
You expect me to sit through a 3 hour compilation just to hear REPEATS and then STAY SUBSCRIBED???? Think again, kid. You are on THIN ICE I will be writing to Mr. O'Neil about this, editor and I will see consequences be had.
All in all, pretty good compilation. Good work!
Who can find the true stuff they slipped in to throw us off their track?
Well Zach wasn’t lying about Chris’s brother Bert, he just changed his name to Adam "X-Man" Tornado Zelensukai
All the true stuff are from 0:00 to 2:46:30
0:00- 2:46:30
The only thing that isn't true is the title of this video
This is the fourth gaslighting video, no more lies available.
7:40 is still and will always be the best Tomar story.
Still can’t believe he did that!
Tomar is holding the boys hostage and forcing them to portray his war crimes as "made up stuff." Once again, Tomartopia and the Tomar Emeralds will forever consume the earth's inner core, and the boys will do nothing to stop it out of fear that without the warmth of our core, there will be no chance to meal Tomar's cold heart and soul.
Tomar is actually the human incarnation of the shadow realm.
You guys aren't sweeping this under the rug. The world will know of Chris' second pair of translucent eyelids that he uses to see underwater.
YUCK!!!
The existence of a local Tomar implies the existence of a non-local Tomar, and that scares me.
The Secret Global Tomar Empire reigns supreme
Can’t wait for best of verbal interactions
I like how this implies that it was one of the Oney Crew that invented “Flora & Fauna”
The FBI still hasn’t forgotten the Tomanifesto Incident
I know everyone's gooning and jelqing but can we all acknowledge how slick Corey's gameplay is at 5:36
i love jelqing
i love gooning
@@smittyk1378 you too?
Corey’s gameplay made my JO crystal explode from the hot, sexy aura that radiated from his Mozart symphony-like gameplay.
I await the day they reveal Jelqxy as the lifemate of Tolmor anmd do an extended bit just over that.
2:16:12
The squeaky toy laugh fills my soul, with beans
In the year 2099 when Chris O'Neil is a brain in a jar controlling a computer and oneyplays is a mega corporation with their own country,they will upload best of everything
I was standing at the bottom of the cliff just by happenstance when Tomar "took wing" it was beyond majestic and I wept tears of joy for months.
To think they just re-released the Best of Gaslighting under a different title. Shameless
It’s almost like they’re gaslighting us
Did they really
You're crazy
they gaslit me into thinking dave was tom fulp for a while.
i love that chris uses the “Antarctic tarantula” as fuel for one of his gaslights but giant Antarctic sea spiders are a real thing
What about a “Best of Being Genuinely Sweet to Each Other About Their Talents and Successes and Stuff Like That”? :)
Lame and Gay
Come on now, they can’t post a compilation less than 10 seconds long
10:07 god, I want nothing more than to see into the vast and unwavering Coryverse
Tomar literally used to make up stories of me committing crimes IRL on his Minecraft forum when I was 11 and he was 38...
Tomar's "Bones" moment is one of my favorites ever.
the fact that 75% of this video is just Tomar fan fiction
I mean, who knew a show about making stuff up could be this hilarious? 😂 Also, poor Tomar, always the target! It's like he’s the star of his own twisted reality show. Can't get enough of these wild stories! 🤣
Piggua Hoggmar once again making this channel all about him. I just want ONE Best of Dave video.
Tomar made Chris add all of his mentioned crimes in this video or else he would’ve made Chris inhale the fumes from his smokestacks.
Remember the time Tomar got so angry he strangled a child?
The next one's gonna be "Best of whatever I guess"
23:54 this is probably the best exchange between zach and chris 🤣👌
The way they both devolve into weird, rhytmic chanting proves that they truly are the best of friends.
Tomar introduced fentanyl to a bunch of little kids in his school
I'm learning how to socialize better with my guy friends lately and this whole channel has been really insightful so thank you.
I'm glad the Cory Borealis was properly credited in the description
This video WAS titled “All of Tomar’s crimes compilation” until their law firm hotline rang…
"You can't tell everybody about my bumpstock!"
Somebody needs to check Tomar's trunk and closet
How about you make a worst of compilation and include every single video in it
Gottem
@@pempotfoy6206Slavery is not a joke dude.
Ooooooooh. Fight, fight, fight!
Ihavebeenay73🎉I islandaamoreandI
There should be a “Best of Uploading Videos”
If Tomar thinks he can suddenly slap a 'fiction' label on the non -fiction detailing of his deeds, he is severely underestimating our intelligence
The bugchaser bit is honestly top-tier batshit laughter.
This means every single claim that doesn't appear in this video is 100% true
18:52 This entire exchange has been living rent-free in my head for months.
19:40 Especially this part.
timestamps
start: 0:00
end: 2:46:30
Concerning will look into it
1:30 ermmm cows only have one heart, what you’d be actually referring to would be a cow’s stomach chambers.
Although Tomar is well known for having his iconic 4 hearts.
“joshua’s tumor” gets me every time
I imagine there’s one naive child who thinks Tomar is completely normal and not insane, that scares me
Ahh, the best thing to watch after having my stomach de-stapled.
Don't antagonize Tomar in the middle of a B&Q folks.
Best of discussing Tomar's many crimes
BEST OF SLANDER
The way Zach says "A piece of birthday cake" is so cute lmao
Best of Breathing. Best of Bathroom Breaks. Best of Zach Stumbling Over His Words. Best of The Word The. Best of Engagement Farming.
I'm guessing your're not a fan.
"Best of making stuff up about eachother" and it's just 2 hours of saying compliments. That's the real compilation.
0:40 Tomar’s improv rule is one of the most important pieces of lore in my friend group
I think the episode should just be named Recalling real facts about Tomar proud cat father.
The best of reusing content
bright red froth kills me everytime
The clips that are in here twice gaslit me into thinking I was time traveling
Lyle is so underrated, the whole baby yoda fetish bit he played the straight man perfectly 😂
I am not shocked in the slightest that this compilation is at least 2.5 hours long
'Glug glug glug a lovely bug' 🤣
I loved the part where Zach convinced Josh that you could unlock Sonic in Smash Melee, I wish they would bring Josh in for more videos
Exactly what I’ve been waiting for, 2 and 1/2 hours of Tomar having to take accountability for his many various felonies and heavy substance use.
I like that Chris’s impression of tomar is an over exaggerated version of tomars voice and accent and Lyle’s impression is just a genuinely good realistic version of tomars voice
Best of talking next 🙏🏻
26:04 rattled me to my core. I’m gonna have to take a break from the internet for a while
I was scared and sweating while standing. I didn't think that was possible and I shrunk a little
I miss Zach, wish he didn't die in that car accident after doing cocaine.
I miss him everyday 😔
Tomar and his smokestacks is my favorite 😂
1:35:30 Tomar was all for a modernization of Annie, but when asked if he'd like it done to The Sound Of Music, he was vehemently against it. Hmmmm, I wonder why?
I miss Adam, it's a shame he lit a cigarette on the hindenburg and went down with the zeppellin like any good captain would.
Thanks Oneyplays for the new Best of Tomar compilation!
Made it to 3:50 eating on this comp. New record
Fuck yeah
Made it to 5:08
They should have called this "About 3 hours of Gaslighting Tomar" 😂
Best of telling the truth about each other when?
Telling the truth on each other
You just watched it
there are so many of these that just spawned into existence in this video
make a sequel this is the first oneyplays best of video i have watched all of
God I love the ending credit music! Catchy as hell!❤
i can never get over that everyone just ignored lyle's tomar has four hearts like a cow XD
I wonder what sets this apart from an "Absolute Fabrications" and "Misinformation"
Chris and Zach in relationship confirmed ✅
None of this is made up, this is a confession tape to real crimes
Usage of "local Tomar" in the thumbnail implies that every State has it's own Tomar
Can't wait for the 50 minute "Tomar Ignores" compilation
This is just a Tomar Slander compilation
Happy to hear this was posted on Opposite Day👍
the name of the band they might be giants is actually a refrence to the fact that tomar is 30 meters tall
oh cool, new best of tomar
One of them could actually confess to a serious crime and we'd think they're joking.
This seems like a long time coming, but I'm glad it's here, now I can further my gaslighting training.