cool dino games (weird itch.io games) - Complete Series
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- Опубліковано 9 лют 2025
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1:12:09 Zach's heartwrenching performance accompanied by Chris' wheezing laughs made my day
Funny running into you here.
Well well, who’s there. 😏
The phrase "rustles your prolapse" never fails to make me both cringe and cackle with laughter
12:43
It's very sensitive to kisses and tickling
@@maggs131 :3c
I really doubt that
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Zach is by far the most positive about every game. Gives each one a fair shot.
You could say that he's a pissed off, but rational gamer
Oney is the opposite lmao. But I love him
His commentary on Mildors’ Plume was pretty unsubstantiated tbh
Thats because Zach is the strongest gamer as seen on the jontron gamejam
"I like game" - Zach Hadel
"Oh no" *closeup and pans across the diaper*
Lyle's time on the internet has tempered his insight and expectations.
When
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imagine being the 15 year old that made that dinosaur/Metal Gear game and getting a 10/10 from Oney plays
From me too tbh
I love how wholesome the Dinosaur Savers segment was
I'm surprised they didn't notice the file folder names in the background. "He thinks you're gay," "Is Mayonnaise an Instrument" and "Firmly Grasp it" stood out.
@@Shmandalf they did
It feels like something Chris Chan would make if he never heard of Sonic and didn’t post his entire personal life online
Shoutout to the Dimetrosaur guy for putting an Oneyplays easter egg in his other game. WORM ODYSSEY!!!
18:37
And naturally upon discovering his character has articulated lips/jaws, Chris makes it sync to his classic room temperature IQ laugh
Chris’s laugh is room temp not because its low but because it makes me feel warm
I...LOVE...O BA MA CARE
@@superscaryguy01 obama care doesn't work! he's the real villain! -plankton
16:50 "in your hot air balleen - hot air balloon." "hol-air - hotairballeen" I love how zach jumbles his syllables as he's trying to mock chris for doing the exact thing
58:23 I only now realized that that painting behind Tyrano Dragon is Captain Rex from Star Wars drawn as a dragon. This game's lore is rich.
It looked more like Fives to me
@@sagevoyage if you're gonna gank my thank I'm gonna go spank my mank. Had enough of your jank mister Hank, might as well have gave me a shank with how my heart sank. Gonna self yank so I dont feel so dank, in other words have a wank while driving a tank.
That game’s grammar arguably needs to improve, in my opinion
58:53 I love how Zach made it sound so passive aggressive
Maybe I’m a weirdo but I put these compilations on when I sleep. Hearing these entertaining little characters makes me feel cozy at night.
I do too, I like to have Zach serenade me as I sleep so I can see his nose in my dreams :)
Ayoo same here with many gameplay videos, it's oddly comforting-
Its like chilling in your big bros room while he plays games with his friends as you fall asleep
"I don't like your tone".
"He think you're gay".
"Firmly grasp it".
"MMM Chessy"
I too want a sequel to Dinosaur Savers. They are the best when they do role play bits and Zach really pours his heart into it.
I see a large goblin nose, i click play
it’s that simple
Scientists hate him
Grow your goblin nose with this ONE TRICK
11:18 and here we see Lyle correctly guessing the future as he has done 1000 times in the past
Well duh. He's got the orb.
He was in the primordial froth with his iconic one eye for a reason after all.
everyone dies
12:50 Zach’s screeches are always a true joy
Unless I'm sleeping and it wakes me up
Going through a rough time, these really help out with getting myself to laugh again and feel less shitty. Thanks man, it's always been real
Take care :^)
Reach out to somebody if you need to.
@@rjunxi thanks bro i appreciate it :,) I started seeing a therapist, always gotta remember to save a spot for self care
Going through the same man, ive been through hell and high tide this year. But these funny bois haven’t ceased from making me smile and laugh, love from a random UA-cam user to another, hope you get better :)
@@szwhifler1248 one love internet brethren ❤️
take care comrades :) we'll get through this together
28:40 The beautiful music that plays inside Lyle’s head 24/7
13:28 Zach best subtle family guy joke
I love how at 12:50 you can hear Zach charging up a squeal for a solid 2 seconds beforehand
“Sean Connery dies?” The eff Lyle
Lyle killed Sean Connery. Who's he going after next?
@@harmlesshawk1794 Tomar. He's always wanted the Emeralds.
i was just going to comment that kjghdughkj
@@Optimustully i saw hawk and to in your reply and my brain auto-corrected to Tony Hawk. Lyle's already hot on his trail by now.
@@kenwynnelson6340 I know Lyle is unstoppable once he's got the scent, but shouldn't we try and protect Tony Hawk?
Finally, all of them in one place
The peace has been restored to the universe
In oney place*
What
that's what hitler said
Lol
jaxxy that’s like a cool epic freaking dino
Sad thing that tomar had to release her into the wild after use bit off the head of a child
@@juice2375 she ate my wife :(
@@nathanswag1006 ate wife, hate life
I sleep listening to oneyplays through headphones and 32:55 always wakes me up making me think someone is actually at my door.
I agree with Chris about how games like Dimetrosaur have a very neat/cozy feel to them
Strangely true
Chris is gonna be sad when he realizes that old people aren’t just shitting anywhere bc they don’t care and are happy, it’s bc they’re bodies don’t work anymore
They also don’t care and are happy 😃
I love when Chris points out nice little things about these games it's so sweet and encouraging 😭
You mean Zach not chris
You know when Lyle goes "...oh no" that it's going to be a good video.
Omg I'm dying with Zach just putting everything into the tyrano dragon pleasing with cyborg dragon 😭 and lyles always bringing the evil villain vo perfectly
I love that majestic pterozachtyl in the thumbnail. Truly one of the most beautiful creatures in existence.
lyle’s hysterical giggle when sky dragon appears is my favourite lylism. he also laughs like that at sims spoony
We love you, Cyborg Dragon.
No game tops dime-tro-saur ... I don’t care that they found out the real pronunciation is di-metro-saur ... dime-tro-saur is way better
It's a made up word anyway, it might as well be dime-trosaur.
@@pentelegomenon1175 true indeed
It’s a reference to Dimetrodon which, ironically, wasn’t a dinosaur at all but rather a proto-mammal. The name Dimetrodon means “two measures of teeth” in reference to the animal’s varying tooth sizes. Translated literally, the name Dimetrosaur would mean “two measures of lizard” or “two measures of reptile”.
The dude who made it is on UA-cam as grade9games he's great
@@ctshaffer1999 its funny the dimetrosaur is just a spinosaurus. Like surez if dimetroson were a dinosaur i suppose it would be a spinosaurus
Funnee/Notable Moments
2:20 Zach dropping "quasi-rappogenius" so thoughtlessly makes me believe he is well-versed in fictitious art forms
4:55 peppa pig game critic
6:00 first dino encounter
6:35 another instance of “I’m not scared”
6:50 this is how they went extinct *ragdolls
10:10 bad idea, Lyle
10:27 Lyle hates nature
12:31 gee thanks dad
12:50 Zach’s screeches are always a true joy
15:27 the whiplash from that quality of game to THAT quality of game
18:30 probably the most fun games they played in this series
24:20 THERE HE IS!!!
27:20 History is made: DIMETROSAUR
32:20 I love how the praise for this game never stops
36:20 I love how Lyle is cultured enough to know Yo Yo Ma, and Zach being a... different kind of cultured to think of the Yo Mama channel
38:30 Lyle's obsession with saying "most foul"
39:00 I love Lyle's Morgan Freeman (the shmoo)
40:00 Im not afraid anymore (again)
40:42 PEAK CUTSCENE
42:40 Epic conclusion
48:15 game theory impressions (as always, Lyle nails it)
49:52 Superior editing skills
51:45 THE REASON FOR THE END OF DING DONG AND JULIAN
54:55 Zach watches CNN / Old lady poops her pants hahahaha
56:33 I love how Owner of a Lonely Heart becomes Dont Stop Believin
57:05 sure was... an experience. But the boys' genuine laughter at such a trainwreck was fun.
Now THIS, is what we've been waiting for
The geneuine kindness and support for artists is so refreshing thank you for being real
30:57 i love the obscene difference between his legs from the front and back.
Yesss ... just what I needed to ease my crippling depression .. Dino games ... it never fails .. anything Dino related makes me think twice about ending it
I used to have a dino pillow, loved that pillow
@@TheSeanpatrickobrien ahh .. the good old days ... r.I.p Dino pillow
The detail that the user logged in when the were downloading Untitled Dinosaur Game was named Chringus is severely under-appreciated
Happy puhskinti day everyone!
6:07 I completely missed this ATHF reference in the non-compilation version...
Thanks Chris.
12:50 Zach screams "LET ME IN!!!" 41:07 arabian music
12:14 12:19 12:29
Zach has caught the "dino island cough" I am very concerned for his well being and health
Actual paleontologist here: The name “Dimetrosaur” (probably pronounced die-met-ro-saur) is most likely a reference to Dimetrodon, a synapsid (ancestor to mammals) that had a sail on its back similar to the dinosaur in the game (which is clearly based on Spinosaurus).
I should also mention that the “flying dinosaurs” aren’t actually dinosaurs at all. They’re pterosaurs, which shared a common ancestor with dinosaurs but weren’t dinosaurs themselves.
Yeah, you dweeb.
Informative.
Good to see other members of academia watch the funny little boys ^^
Thank you for appeasing my paleotism after watching this video
Dink
I just clicked off a oney plays video to watch an oney plays video
Ah, that's how to know your an alpha gamer.
Me too bro. I was right in the middle of the spooky's mansion complete series vid.
@@stickyhands8111hahaha. Funny thing is, after seeing this vid again, I have absolutely no recollection of it lmao. The dinosaurs are throwing me off
I didnt realize how much i liked lower quality animated Dinosaurs
Hope everybody had a boy on this wonderful National Puskinti Day.
Govg
Govg
@@JabrinkTheStink feel that sister
I missed it 😩
Paskinti day didn't happen 9 months ago
"dinosaurs savers" and it's about dragons
7:20 you guys have GOT to play Trespasser on the channel. This game is basically a Indy remake or spiritual successor to it. And yes, Zack, the dinosaurs have ragdoll in it too
Fun fact:more cool dino games was the first oneyplays video i ever seen
glad to have u as one of us
@@lilystorme9211 thanks
You may be a recent addition to the fandom, but you are welcome nonetheless
Fresh meat
My first video of Oney plays was the one with DD, Julian and Matt playing the Inspector Gadget game, I found it because I was looking for the Brown Bricks in Minecrap video.
48:28 holy shit I just realized lyle probably had to recreate the game theory riff for this bit lmao
Why was that last game genuinely really good and well thought out omg
You guys should try to get your hands on Dino Stalker for the PS2
You mean Dino Odyssey for the PS1? Get your facts straight dude.
@@jayryder9406 I was making a Worm Odyssey reference you impotent dilbert
1 year ago, when I started watching Oneyplays I saw this video. When they played Dimetrosaur I thought them reading the dialogue was actually the game and I was confused to say the least.
That thumbnail is one of the more unsettling powerful drawings Chris has done in a while
It wasn’t done by Chris I think they commission a lot of the thumbnails to help artistssss
6:38 just the beginning of this and how zack ends, it just killed me🤣
Dinosaur Savers was unironically freakin awesome
MERRY PUSHKINTI MY FRIEND.
36:40 i hate lyle's extensive knowledge of modern yo mama
This is the earliest I've ever been to a video. Weird place
The thumbnail. Just, yes.
Jerry Seinfeld actually retired after Lyle made the funniest joke ever, "What's the deal with this guy, I mean he makes one joke and all of a sudden my life has no purpose anymore!"
I'd legitimately watch a podcast or something where they're just playing the no internet dino game
zach's holy fuck after motion tracking the mouse is the most genuine noise I've heard a human say
Game Theory: Tyrano Dragon is actually a clone of the now deformed Cyborg Dragon.
6:06 aqua teen hunger force puppet show reference
Is mayonnaise an instrument? 01:01:30
The mysteries this man holds on his computer may never be revealed.
Only these guys can make playing the no connection dinosaur game fun. 😁
Lyle did a really good job editing this
That one T-Rex Breakout game they played had so much more. The T-Rex can even push and move the cars if it spots you inside.
I genuinely believe a remaster of dimetrosaur with like good graphics and fun mechanics would be super kickass
Dinosaur games with Alma Steggo
6:06 “This is your left, thats your left” Is that an aqua teen quote? Meatwad watchin those puppets dance around on the TV?
When Lyle, Zach, Chris, and sometimes tomar are in the same room, you know its gonna be good
6:06 nice ATHF reference, loved that video as a wee baby
I want to see one of these visual novel games where a guy who knows broken English writes the dialogue for 99% of the characters, then someone who actually speaks English writes one character and any narration. He just has to work with this weird script that's hard to understand and guide his character through it the best he can.
I'm really upset they never did the other path in Dinosaur Savers.
Making the dinosaur say "I love Obamacare" haha 18:45
Me watching this for the 50th time excitedly waiting for Dimetrosaur and Dinosaur Savers: 🤩
I'm more excited to watch this than the PS5 Demon Souls video they just put up 🦖🦕
I can only handle so much Lyle
just now realizing that the opening to Dimetrosaur was the same as the opening to Godzilla 1998
In my restless dreams, I see that place... paint world
The blue one is disabled. He have no wings, is airplane instead. Now he fly and have no sad :)
Am I the only unhinged sick and twisted psychopath who would watch the 30 episode Dino game series
Wow these Dino games really are cool
Showed up in my feed just in time for dino month
I really think OneyPlays should play Soda Drinker Pro, the first game really reminds me of it.
YALL REMEMBA TO EAT THE SHKINTI TONIGHT. PUSHKINTI 2020 🥳
Happy Puhskinti Day, everyone. One more month and it's all over. :)
Dimetrosaur is actually great id love a remake with a budget
1:09:50 Toby Fox's best friend and former owner already did that. It was Tumblr's favorite comic ever.
That ragdoll was hilarious
Oh boy, a new video!
"Oh my God!": Mobility Mary
Zachs Matpat impression around 48:00 had me out of air laughin
32:55 FUCK THAT DOOR KNOCKING SOUND FREAKED ME OUT, I THOUGHT SOMEBODY WAS BANGING ON MY DOOR
That ms paint slideshow had better plot than the Avengers game
32:50 HELP ME WHY DID ZACH SCREAM LIKE THAT
32:55 this fucking knocking sound effect just gave me the shakiest panic attack I’ve ever had in my entire fucking life and I’m not even trying to be funny. It’s midnight and the Backdoor to the house is in my room and I seriously thought someone was trying to break in to my house to shoot me in the fucking head lol
I’m literally still shaking so fucking bad I can barely type hahah
Sarcastically told a wannabe klebold kid in my town to come and kill me today and I seriously thought it was him lol :)
“Tyrano Dragon goes to the real world, dude”
CYBER DRAGON, PLEASE!