Al: A woman comes into the shoe store today, who doesn't speak English. She points to the shoes. I point to the door. She points to the sky and knees me in the nay nays. (Al is fitting a pair of shoes to a fat woman named Shirley. Her son, Arnold, is making a mess in the store) Shirley: I don't care what your little ruler says, I've been a size 7 since I graduated from high school. Al: These are 7s. The box says 9 because, look lady, you're a 9. I can accept that, why can't you?! Shirley: You're very fresh! Al: No ma'am, that's impossible. Because for the last hour I've been trying to squeeze your foot into a shoe, when I should've been easing them in the box. So what I'm saying is that I'm anything but fresh. By the way, you want to tell John Henry over there to give those $100 pumps a rest. Shirley: Your ad says "courteous service". Al: That's not my ad, ma'am. That's the previous owner's. He was killed tragically on this very spot when a size 9 exploded in his face. Shirley: Come on, Arnold. We're leaving. Arnold: I want a balloon. Al: You already got one.
Al: You know the women's Aerobics class above the store, the one that says two for one? Well today they played Van Halen's Jump, and DAMNED if the whole herd didn't. The ceiling caved in and down they came like a massive wave of cellulite" That one kills me everytime.
Al: I'll tell you what I'll do then. We'll stand you in front of a mirror, I'll begin strangling you. When you reach the shade of blue that is satisfactory to you, you yell "Moo" and I'll stop. Enid: That's it. I'm taking my business elsewhere. Al: May I suggest Jenny Craig?! [A fat woman named Matilda returns.] Matilda: Excuse me, do you have pumps in my size? Al: Yes I do, but the Society For the Prevention of Cruelty to Shoes would not allow me to sell them to you. Matilda: I hope you get coal in your stocking on Christmas morning. Al: And I hope you get Slim Fast in yours. [Al is trying to fit shoes for a fat woman named Shirley] Shirley: I don't care what your little ruler says, I've been a seven since I graduated from high school. Al:[picks up a size 7 shoe] Well these are sevens. The box says 9 because... well look lady, you're a nine. I can accept that, why can't you. Shirley: You're very FRESH! Al: No ma'am, that's impossible. Because for the last hour I've been trying to squeeze your foot into a shoe, when I really should've been easing them into the box. So what I'm saying is I'm anything but fresh. By the way, you might want to tell John Henry to give the $100 pumps a rest. Shirley: Your ad says "courteous service". Al: That's not my ad, ma'am. That's the former owner's. He was killed tragically on this very spot when a size 9 exploded in his face. Shirley: Come on, Arnold. We're leaving. Arnold: I want a balloon. Al: You've already got one!
I have to give a big THANK YOU to all those big women who allowed being made fun of them like this. Without you, this king of sitcoms would never exist.
The didn't take it seriously because it was just a show and they were paid. Marcie maid fun of him for having thinning hair and not having the best job in the world. The point is that it was a show , made for entertainment, and to laugh at. It wasn't meant to offend just one kind of person. It was made to offend everyone LOL! That's what made it GREAT!!!!!
ShyOwl Girl back when everything was better except the day before and the day before that . Back when Christians weren’t so triggered by human behavior.. I miss those times.
@@themayqueen666 yep, by Religious people who should've turned off the TV like my parents did instead of ruining it for everyone who didn't share their views
Imagine Married With Grandchildren bring grandpa all back for a new generation not that would be a holy grail for a tv company if they had the testicular fortitude
well, in Al's case, no, it ís making fun of them. Because he's miserable himself. But I do agree that the opposite reaction of not wanting to be "fat-shamed" is being applauded for being unhealthy and likely dying earlier than necessary and having all kinds of ailments. It's a weird twisted world where we are encouraged to keep quiet about health-risks, just so some people don't feel bad about having no controle or self-respect. Now, I'm not bloater, but I'm overweight myself. I dislike it, but I have a hard time getting my ass to the gym and away from fattening foods. I also dislike thát. But I don't expect people to go "no, your belly looks great and I applaud your lack of stamina, you keep doing you"
@@omikronweapon Actually no. Fat people don't necessarily want to be coddled. Fat people mostly just want to be left alone. You don't know why someone is fat. There are a myriad of possible reasons. But even if it is laziness, why is it anybody's business? There are many unhealthy behaviours that people engage in that don't get them shamed or humiliated. Do people feel like they need to heckle and make fun of smokers? How about anorexics and bulimics? People who make fun of/shame fat people are, as you say, miserable people who want to feel better about themselves by bullying others. Unfortunately, being fat is one of the only things left that is considered socially acceptable to bully someone about. And so they latch onto that. "I may have a shitty career and not be that attractive, but at least I'm not fat!" As if there aren't far worse things in life than being fat.
Kid: "With this attitude you're gonna be working here for the rest of your life!" Al: "Well take a gander into the seat next to you if you want see what your future looks like." Truer words have never been spoken.
It's a rotten day and I'm in a foul mood. A fat woman came in and says she's a size 5. I shove her hoof into a shoe. My thumb got stuck in the back of the shoe. She panicked, reared up and galloped around the store, dragging me on the floor behind her. Thank God, a stick of butter popped out of her purse. I was able to grease my way out of there.
Beached Whale: I don't understand it, I was a size six before aerobics class. All that jumping must have expanded my foot. Al Bundy: And I see you must have fallen on your butt a time or two. BW: HOW DARE YOU SAY THAT TO MY FACE! Al: Well I'd say it behind your back but my car has only got a half a tank of gas!
Me: Then i suppose you must've fell on your mom crush to death. BW: How dare you say that to my face! Me: Well i could've say it to your ass, but it's too early for the full moon tonight!
The writers were brilliant. Very clever dialogue and wit knitted into every man. We get Al, we've been an Al ourselves a time or two. Al might be a little nutty but he's a solid guy underneath it all.
This clip was hilarious in general but i laughed hard at the scene when they opened the shoe store and people mobbed in trampling them. Ive worked a lot of retail jobs during the holidays and it really is like that
This is a sitcom, not reality, even in the late 80s/90s when this aired, if an employee treated a customer like this there would be complaints to their manager and they would likely be fired after the 2nd/3rd infraction.
Yellowblanka exactly, and that’s why it was fucking hilarious to our parents when it was airing. The audacity of him saying those things was half the joke.
I specifically looked for his "fat woman walked in" scenes and you're the only 1 who popped up!! So thank you Psycho Dad!! (great name btw) you made my year!! You should make A LOT more videos, those of us who still have this as their number 1 best comedy would love it
If I owned a shoe store, I would hire this man and never fire him, even if he didn't sell a single shoe in his whole career.
Same
Same
Hey, DOC take it easy!!! YOU'RE taking this too serious...
Funny how All's shoe store stories are boring to his family but we can't get enough of them! 🤣
They have to hear it everyday.
I love Al Bundy's nothing-left-to-lose attitude. He's a fearless swat man.
This show still a 10 out of 10 in my book. 👌🏻
the way Al just says shit with a straight face is priceless.
Well when you go through enough sh*t you stop giving a sh*t
A giant seal with pork filling. One of the all time best caps.
🎶1,2,3,4, your gonna fall, through the floor🎶 that was the best comeback ever 🤣🤣🤣🤣
I can only imagine who was below that floor had to experience that earthquake of whales
@@pottytheparrot310 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
@@toyotabrony Why I stayed so skinny. I STOPPED EATING
@@pottytheparrot310 I wouldn’t go that far lol. Eat less but stay healthy. That’s the way to go.
@@toyotabrony Al said that when he closed the door
Al was an absolute savage with the insults and snappy comebacks!
I wonder if Ed O'Neil wrote any of those fat jokes?
This is a time when people could just laugh and not cry. Bring comedy back
Make Comedy Great Again
Not the politically correct garbage.
Or laugh till they cried 😂 LMAO
Lol this ended a few years before South Park. If you think this is more offensive than south park you are out of your mind full of shit and wrong lol.
I can't remember a swear word on MWC. I hear them all the time on basic cable now. And real nipples. Guess we are more prude right???? Lol idiot.
This show is the holy grail of TV-sitcoms.
Yeah 1234 you will fall through the floor
God I miss this show
Battle Cross yeah LOL 😂
Love this show to death. Rewatching the whole series on hulu. Screw the haters!
Jacob
'A woman comes into the store today so huge she was protected by Greenpeace' Ha ha love it
I busted out laughing!
And she asked for a size four shoe.
Al: A woman comes into the shoe store today, who doesn't speak English. She points to the shoes. I point to the door. She points to the sky and knees me in the nay nays.
(Al is fitting a pair of shoes to a fat woman named Shirley. Her son, Arnold, is making a mess in the store)
Shirley: I don't care what your little ruler says, I've been a size 7 since I graduated from high school.
Al: These are 7s. The box says 9 because, look lady, you're a 9. I can accept that, why can't you?!
Shirley: You're very fresh!
Al: No ma'am, that's impossible. Because for the last hour I've been trying to squeeze your foot into a shoe, when I should've been easing them in the box. So what I'm saying is that I'm anything but fresh. By the way, you want to tell John Henry over there to give those $100 pumps a rest.
Shirley: Your ad says "courteous service".
Al: That's not my ad, ma'am. That's the previous owner's. He was killed tragically on this very spot when a size 9 exploded in his face.
Shirley: Come on, Arnold. We're leaving.
Arnold: I want a balloon.
Al: You already got one.
What is “greenpeace”?
@@treyowen9213Go to Google and look it up.
Al bundy is the G.O.A.T when it comes to the jokes in this show instant classic for life
A woman comes into the shoe store today wearing watches on both wrists. Then I realized they represent timezones!
2468 DON'T MAKE FUN OF OUR WEIGHT!!!
1234 YOU'RE GONNA FALL THROUGH THE FLOOR!
Knowing how shoddy the shoe store is, and combined with all their weights stomping, it very well could. It's more of a warning than an insult.
Back then men could be men and insult who they wanted
Al: You know the women's Aerobics class above the store, the one that says two for one? Well today they played Van Halen's Jump, and DAMNED if the whole herd didn't. The ceiling caved in and down they came like a massive wave of cellulite"
That one kills me everytime.
Al: I'll tell you what I'll do then. We'll stand you in front of a mirror, I'll begin strangling you. When you reach the shade of blue that is satisfactory to you, you yell "Moo" and I'll stop.
Enid: That's it. I'm taking my business elsewhere.
Al: May I suggest Jenny Craig?!
[A fat woman named Matilda returns.]
Matilda: Excuse me, do you have pumps in my size?
Al: Yes I do, but the Society For the Prevention of Cruelty to Shoes would not allow me to sell them to you.
Matilda: I hope you get coal in your stocking on Christmas morning.
Al: And I hope you get Slim Fast in yours.
[Al is trying to fit shoes for a fat woman named Shirley]
Shirley: I don't care what your little ruler says, I've been a seven since I graduated from high school.
Al:[picks up a size 7 shoe] Well these are sevens. The box says 9 because... well look lady, you're a nine. I can accept that, why can't you.
Shirley: You're very FRESH!
Al: No ma'am, that's impossible. Because for the last hour I've been trying to squeeze your foot into a shoe, when I really should've been easing them into the box. So what I'm saying is I'm anything but fresh. By the way, you might want to tell John Henry to give the $100 pumps a rest.
Shirley: Your ad says "courteous service".
Al: That's not my ad, ma'am. That's the former owner's. He was killed tragically on this very spot when a size 9 exploded in his face.
Shirley: Come on, Arnold. We're leaving.
Arnold: I want a balloon.
Al: You've already got one!
When you've reached the shade of blue thats satifactory you yell Moo and ill stop 😂🤣😂
Enid: That's it, I'm taking my business elsewhere.
Al: May I suggest Jenny Craig!
Al Bundy for President.
Bundy for president fuck Trump 😂😂😂
AMEN!!!;-)))
I'd vote for him!!! Al Bundy 2020!!!
You have a racist Al Bundy as your president already if you know what I mean
Rosemary-Explain to me how this President is racist !!!!!!!!!!
I have to give a big THANK YOU to all those big women who allowed being made fun of them like this. Without you, this king of sitcoms would never exist.
BTW wamen without curves are NOt women
@@michalbukvai7548 the thin ones are either girls or sticks and the fat ones are failed Silly Putty experiments
A time when women and men could say what they wanted without someone getting "Triggered."
The didn't take it seriously because it was just a show and they were paid. Marcie maid fun of him for having thinning hair and not having the best job in the world. The point is that it was a show , made for entertainment, and to laugh at. It wasn't meant to offend just one kind of person. It was made to offend everyone LOL! That's what made it GREAT!!!!!
ShyOwl Girl back when everything was better except the day before and the day before that . Back when Christians weren’t so triggered by human behavior.. I miss those times.
those big women back then, had EXCELLENT sense's of humor back then , hats off to them
Any sense of humour period really
Actually, most of them gave the director ideas for the characters.
Though to be fair, they were being paid to be made fun of in this case.
How do you think they would fare today? It would be a neat experiment if they came back together and try this 20 years later.
Unlike GenZ.
AL Bundy.
Not afraid to tell the TRUTH.
Sorry if you can't take it.
My dude Al Bundy whipped out that can of WD40 to put that one woman's shoe on. Lmao. I'm dead asf.
I bet that all those actresses and Ed O'Neil got along really well and had a blast filming these episodes lol.
Al for president, Griff for vice president
Now that’s a way to truly make ‘Merica fun…again.
AL BUNDY WAS SUCH A SAVAGE
Griff: Well you see ma’am this is a quiet heel with a cork filling. Al: where as you are a giant seal with a pork filling. Lol!!! Best rhyme ever!
yeah. I blew soda out my nose on that one. Al Rocks
One of the greatest lines ever!
filling rhymes with filling lol
They played off of each other so well. They had great timing.
Heavy-set exerciser-"HOW DARE YOU SAY THAT TO MY FACE?!!"
Al-"I'd say it behind your back, but my car's only got half a tank of gas!"
Sick burn.
My all time favorite .😂
@@greglemieux9809 mine too
@@ericputtkammer151 Me three!!!
@@greglemieux9809 I don't get it
@@mistpillar4566 Me either, I guess if his gas tank were closer to empty she wouldn't be able to do anything longer than a 10 second adrenaline run?
I miss the days when shows like this were allowed to exist...😑
Because no one got offended back then. Feel your sides splitting? That's real comedy.
@@themayqueen666 yep, by Religious people who should've turned off the TV like my parents did instead of ruining it for everyone who didn't share their views
@@music-channel69 fucking genZ 🤦♂️
9:44 ma'am, there ain't a damn thing on your body that's "baby" ; I lol'd
Al: Well you wouldn't say that if I came with fries and a medium drink. You know medium: the size between small and You!
Al Bundy: the last real man on TV!
What about Charlie Harper?
@@andrewburgess-linden9612 Charlie isn't in the league of Al Bundy.
He was a true Prophet.
First....Archie Bunker.
Ron swanson?
Imagine Married With Grandchildren bring grandpa all back for a new generation not that would be a holy grail for a tv company if they had the testicular fortitude
They did it and it is called Modern family and it was not good
@@polamoussa722 Way better than MWC.
@@juha2031 I bet you like wearing sandals
It's not fat shaming. It's health awareness. Period. Yes, really.
And even if it was fat shaming, what exactly is the problem?
Lol
Too many people think the bill of rights protects them from being offended. Just the opposite.
well, in Al's case, no, it ís making fun of them. Because he's miserable himself. But I do agree that the opposite reaction of not wanting to be "fat-shamed" is being applauded for being unhealthy and likely dying earlier than necessary and having all kinds of ailments.
It's a weird twisted world where we are encouraged to keep quiet about health-risks, just so some people don't feel bad about having no controle or self-respect.
Now, I'm not bloater, but I'm overweight myself. I dislike it, but I have a hard time getting my ass to the gym and away from fattening foods. I also dislike thát. But I don't expect people to go "no, your belly looks great and I applaud your lack of stamina, you keep doing you"
@@omikronweapon Actually no. Fat people don't necessarily want to be coddled. Fat people mostly just want to be left alone. You don't know why someone is fat. There are a myriad of possible reasons. But even if it is laziness, why is it anybody's business?
There are many unhealthy behaviours that people engage in that don't get them shamed or humiliated. Do people feel like they need to heckle and make fun of smokers? How about anorexics and bulimics? People who make fun of/shame fat people are, as you say, miserable people who want to feel better about themselves by bullying others. Unfortunately, being fat is one of the only things left that is considered socially acceptable to bully someone about. And so they latch onto that. "I may have a shitty career and not be that attractive, but at least I'm not fat!" As if there aren't far worse things in life than being fat.
Al Bundy is the best. I miss this show. Classic😂
"Am I invisible ?" - ... "Possibly from Pluto."
For a shoe sales man, al is pretty good at physics and astronomy
Well a lot of people graduate from college and work other jobs til they find something in their field of study! 😊
“Happy Holidays!” -Bob Rooney
What a classy guy!
The writers for this show are geniuses
MWC made tv for what it is today. They did stuff that was unheard of on TV shows at the time. Al Bundy is a all time American hero.
Dexter, get the tranquiliser gun I'm afraid we're going to have to tag and release this one....what a pisser! lol
7:06
Customer: You'll be hearing from my attorney.
Al: Is that the Law Offices of Haagen and Daz?
That was comedic genius!!! Lol
Definitely one of his best
No matter what they say al always has a response.lol
Now that Modern Family is coming to an end...I would LOVE to see Ed O'Neill play Al Bundy again!
It has to be a movie or a 10 episode event
@@sethmorgan833 Yes, a movie would be awesome.
"Don't shoot, from the front I look human." Who thinks of such lines?
1234 you're gonna fall through the floor.
I would say it behind your back, but my cars only got a half tank of gas.
7:52 one of the best lines in comedy, ever.
I still laugh till I cry. Bundy was a plain comic genius!
Al Bundy, my all-time TV hero!
A fat woman godzillas into the shoe store today.....
Lol i almost can never hold in my laughter on that part.
11:38 Free Jerk Chicken at the Food Court Man. Then he moves out the way lol
11:02 let's rock! One of the best written bits in years
Kid: "With this attitude you're gonna be working here for the rest of your life!"
Al: "Well take a gander into the seat next to you if you want see what your future looks like."
Truer words have never been spoken.
Fat Woman: Come Penelope. Let's go someplace where they treat us with respect.
Al: I'd try the Moon, you'll weigh less there.
My mom said on girls I was dating always look at her mom if you want to get a look at what she'll look like in 20 years or so.
She was right.
I miss this show so much wish you would come back but unfortunately today society would not appreciate it
The society for Prevention to Shoes. Wonderful
No it's the society for the prevention of cruelty to shoes
As we stare into the valley of the shadow of thighs🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
She points at the sky..and knees me in the nay nays!! Lol
He said nenes... which is babies for Spanish.
I love the adjectives he uses to describe them entering the store, Slosh, Clip Clopped lolol !
Those are verbs, Kevin Nash.
Yes all is really well read for a shoe salesmen.
I just love this show al was the best
The way Griff scrambles after yelling “free jerk chicken” buhahahahahahha
a fat woman godzillas in the shoe store today lmao
my thumb got stuck in the back of the shoe haha
dont shoot from the front i look human looooool
It's a rotten day and I'm in a foul mood. A fat woman came in and says she's a size 5. I shove her hoof into a shoe. My thumb got stuck in the back of the shoe. She panicked, reared up and galloped around the store, dragging me on the floor behind her. Thank God, a stick of butter popped out of her purse. I was able to grease my way out of there.
"Ahh, the plot thins." -----I laughed to hard at that.
With where Al works, that's the only thing that "thins" there...
Al Bundy for president!!!!! Who's with me??
This is the best clip of MWC on YT I’ve seen, love this show !
Great and funny comedy from Al Bundy shoe store humor at his best!...JP
Well you see mam, this is a plied heel, with a cork fillin.
where as youre a giant seal, with a pork fillin
LOL
Beached Whale: I don't understand it, I was a size six before aerobics class. All that jumping must have expanded my foot.
Al Bundy: And I see you must have fallen on your butt a time or two.
BW: HOW DARE YOU SAY THAT TO MY FACE!
Al: Well I'd say it behind your back but my car has only got a half a tank of gas!
ha ha I love it My car only has a half a tank of gas ha ha
Matilda: I hope you get coal in your stocking on Christmas Morning.
Al: And I hope you get Slim Fast in yours.
Me: Then i suppose you must've fell on your mom crush to death.
BW: How dare you say that to my face!
Me: Well i could've say it to your ass, but it's too early for the full moon tonight!
@@jacosyutin3885 "could've say it?" lol
1,2,3,4,you’re gonna fall through the floor 😂😂😂
Al Bundy - a GOD amongst men
Patrick Matthew hi it
"ma'am, there ain't a damn thing on your body that's baby" lmao XD
HA! Chocolate.. it's not just for breakfast any more..
I just can’t stop choking with laughter !!!!!!
Al Breaks out the WD 40 LMAO
If this was still on the air, Al would say "Now I don't know when they started letting women using Twitter."
@1:17 just did me in. Olive Oyl!
The writers were brilliant. Very clever dialogue and wit knitted into every man. We get Al, we've been an Al ourselves a time or two. Al might be a little nutty but he's a solid guy underneath it all.
One of the best fat jokes insult and checking of all time, I was beyond dying laughing my ass off when Al Bundy said 🤦🏽♂️😂
Notice there is always 1 beer in the fridge 😊😊😊
i wish they did an episode where Al Bundy does "fat woman in shop" story for 20 minutes XD
Now I know where the yo mama so fat jokes came from 😂😂😂😂😂😂
This clip was hilarious in general but i laughed hard at the scene when they opened the shoe store and people mobbed in trampling them. Ive worked a lot of retail jobs during the holidays and it really is like that
The music and rampaging elephants soundtrack was genius. Still cracks me up when I see it. That would never air today.
Hilarious! Brings back memories
Al Bundy for president!! His campaign platform would be: "Beer In Every Fridge... Stink in Every House...And Hooters In Every Bedroom"!!
YES!!!
"Knees me in the nay nay's" 🤣🤣🤣
FOR SAUSAGES.....sausages.....sausages...
His face! 🤣🤣
07:55 - the BEST, EVER!!!
and knees me in the nay nays
Al, you still rock!
Al Bundy is the KING!
This is comedy gold before snowflakes and people being “triggered.” I wish someone had the balls to make a show with this same kind of comedy.
The lawyers would sure be busy.:)
Ah... how I yearn for this time.
Nowadays, people would hashtag a business out of existence if an employee talked to them that way.
This is a sitcom, not reality, even in the late 80s/90s when this aired, if an employee treated a customer like this there would be complaints to their manager and they would likely be fired after the 2nd/3rd infraction.
Yellowblanka exactly, and that’s why it was fucking hilarious to our parents when it was airing. The audacity of him saying those things was half the joke.
The un-PC people would flock there.
"A fat lady clip-clopped into the store today"
6:04-6:18 best burn for a kid
Everything from 5:56 to 8:15 is tremendously hilarious to me...
"Ah, the plot thins." Though ironically enough, the part about her husband leaving her was the _only_ realistic and relevant part up to that point. 😂
Ma’am there’s not a damn thang on your body that’s Baby 😂😂😂😂
one two three four, youre gonna fall trough the floor. 😂
I specifically looked for his "fat woman walked in" scenes and you're the only 1 who popped up!! So thank you Psycho Dad!! (great name btw) you made my year!! You should make A LOT more videos, those of us who still have this as their number 1 best comedy would love it
The most PC sitcom EVER !!! No Ma'am !!!
Jefferson was the first great addition, then came Griff,, He was the 2nd and best addition to the best show ever!!!!!!!!
"A woman came into the store today so large that three other women were orbiting around her" HAHAHAHAHA!
06:27 missed the truck scale 😂 hahahaha lol
Memorable moments!
somehow, Al often physically reminds me of an alternate reality Fox Mulder.
To bad Black Friday wasn't around in those days. Imagine Al dealing with customers on Black Friday.
It was around in those days. Too bad your great episode idea is 20 years late.
OMG, he probably would've quit or got fired if that happened 😅
Black Friday had been around since FDR created to boost the economy in like '43.
I can hear Al coming home after Black Friday. "A herd of fat women bisoned their way into the store...."
He probably would have kicked every persons ass