Sandra Lee - Dirty Mary
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- Опубліковано 23 сер 2024
- Originally aired as part of the "Girls' Cocktail Party" episode (Episode SH0505H) on the Food Network, October 13th, 2007.
Ingredients:
Celery salt
Ice
1 shot pepper vodka (recommended: Absolut)
1 shot vodka
1 shot tomato juice
Dash olive juice
Olives
Directions:
Moisten rim of glass with water. Dip martini glass in celery salt. Fill a martini shaker with ice. Add pepper vodka, vodka, tomato juice, and olive juice. Shake. Strain into martini glass. Garnish with olives.
Finally, someone who can keep up with Aunt Sandy.
Juan Chavez a worthy opponent
it’s her sister 😭
@@glittahoney605 This one's a friend, Carrie, though her sister Kim did appear this episode too. And yes, the best guests are those that enable Sandra's alcoholic tendencies
sandra doesnt associate herself with the democratic or republican parties. she's strictly cocktail party!
1:31 "that's right, you are........absolutely nothing" cold
Shes probably still drunk off the lush lagoon
I'll pour thisssssss
It's a about a thirrrrrrrd
And then a third of this vodkaaaaaaaaa
Alrighhhhhhhhht
Just a little splaaaaaaaash
Okayyyyyyy
LMFAO
XD
Goooooooooddd
Yuuuuuuuuuuuuuhhhhmmmmmmm?
I knew someone was going to make a comment like this. I don't believe it! xD
Lol they even joked about the tomato juice "should I add a third of this too? Or just a splash?" Sandy really wanted to say a splash lol
"Yes, you are... absolutely nothing." Well goddamn, lady.
This is how you create drinks when you first learn about alcohol....and you're fresh into the drinking scene....and you end up puking in the bushes....and your friends remind you how funny you were when you fell down the stairs....and then you stopped drinking because mistakes were made and you'll never live it down
"While you're pouring, can I take these poppers out of here??" Yup, that explains A LOT!
😂😂😂
The celery looks like it’s crying for help 🤣
This was the pinnacle, the peak of being a suburban housewife.
A history to far looked over.
Picture this: Cheaply constructed cookie cutter mini mansions nestled inside a newly developed cul de sac. Identical luxury mini vans lined up in rows of freshy paved driveways. Inside lonely floral mini sundress clad housewives drink disgusting cocktails during the day to prepare themselves to pick of their shitty kids from soccar practice and then at night they drink to their favorite TV show and fall asleep using their favorite pills.
What a delightful time to be alive.
"Equal parts of pepper vodka, vodka ..." - YEAH!
"... and tomato juice" - ok
That drink is 66% vodka. Jesus
greatpumpkin
If Sandra was pouring, it’d be 80% vodka. The way God intended.
In their defense, most flavored vodkas are only thirty percent alcohol instead of forty like a normal vodka. So it’s only about 23.2% alcohol by volume. That’s only a little stronger than the strongest possible glass of wine.
@@elijahculper5522 only a little stronger than the strongest possible glass of wine I can't 😂
66 is too little for sandy
In Sandy's eyes that's only about 10% vodka
Sandra was pissed about how much tomato juice that lady added. NEVER DILUTE HER QUADRUPLE VODKA SHOTS.
This is all a cry for help, for the both of them.
"I'm going to use Vodka instead of water to rim the glass." Oh my god.
Also, "You are nothing without your girlfriends. That's right you are...absolutely nothing." This sounds like Nietsche met Betty Crocker and they all got plastered holy shit
duvy1234
That made my day.
Amazing
🤨😂😂😂😂 That delivery tho…..
Hahahahahahaha!!!! It's been 8 years of this comment and it's awesome 😂😂😂😂
Not only is Aunt Sandy about to down a pitcher of 66% vodka cocktails, but she's also talking about busting out poppers, too! Someone call intervention.
Tony Griffin
I just found this woman today, but she’s the gay icon I always needed.
@Jonée Lillard olive poppers
"While you pour can I take these poppers out of your hands?" What am I missing here. They're drinking almost straight vodka AND doing poppers? Oh, Sandy.
Olive poppers
😂😂😂
That's not a fucking cocktail. That's 2 types of vodka mixed with a little tomato juice. And how the fuck is vodka YUMMMM. Last time I checked vodka tastes like death.
I thought dirty mary was her friend's name
Brandon Montoya 🤣
One like=one prayer for aunt sandy's liver
aunt sandy didn't sound too excited about the alcohol, but that's only because she knew she wasn't doing the pouring, so "a third" actually does mean "a third" and not "half the bottle."
Did they hired that lady to play one of Aunt Sandy's imaginary drinking buddies?
Approved by the "Stay At Home Moms Accosiation of America"
"my MOM uses WATER but i use VODKA." of corse you do....
Isn't it annoooYIIIING when people speeEEAAK with an upward infLECTIOOON at the end of every senteEENCE???
alriiiiiiiight, splaaaaaaaash there we goooooooo
The tone of that yay truly shows how zombie like she has become for alcohol.
Read my mind!
Poppers?!
Peppers *
And the third of this vodka...
YUM!
Who considers vodka yum?
Polski, Ukrainyu, and Ruski intensifies
i lust looooOOOOOOOOOOOOVE how her freeeEEEEND talks with such an upwar infLEEEEEECTIONN
Why the hell would you use more vodka on the rim of the glass? that's not only wasteful but it would hardly change the taste if it were just water.
KaBoom
I always use lime juice on the rim.
@@elijahculper5522 That's a good idea!
Sandy needs all the booze she can get
Seriously that's a waste of alcohol! Just use a wedge of lime, it'll stick better, too.
Theennnn a thirrd off thiss vooodkaaaaaaaa. Alriiiiiiigghhtt.
I don't drink alcohol and seeing the concoctions they make with it I have no regrets......
Vodka according to Aunt Sandie:
YAY!
YUMMY!
JUST A TEASPOON *pours in 2 bottles*
VODKA!
:)
YAY!
Sandra Lee introduces her alcoholic friends.
That was a very excited "I'll get the glasses"
Pepper vodka? Is there a salt vodka?
UNbelievable.
How much you wanna bet Lee can kill a bottle of vodka in one gulp?
How very Slav of her
You have to admit, cocktails are the only recipes that Aunt Sandy seldom f*cks up!
1:17 Yeah, Sandra, you're just doing that so it picks up the salt....Riiiight.
$5 says she sucked that paper towel dry. xD
Oh lawd, she doing poppers, too??
Drinking addiction 💀😂
Thattttttt looookkkkss grooosssss
There's gotta be at least 10 shots in this drink.....
Ahah Sandra was going to add more vodka, then put it on the counter when the other girl wanted to add olive juice
Sandra: Yay...
@xxdogofgleexx And then, at the mention of the second vodka, she moans, "Yuuumm. Allriiiiieght?!"
"I've seen your Mom do this"
HAHAA they remind me of whiches making a potion in a cauldron :3
vodka....
Sandra: YAY :)
These two need a intervention badly...
No!!!
1:32 "Right, you are... absolutely nothing."
What a waste of (probably cheap) vodka.
It will suit your name and yourself AND your taste buds
Vodka, yum! hahaha
Aunt Sandy you told me that u only did Dirty Sanchez's 😔
she's bi
One 1/3 that's around a cup (both vodka) they need math class, especially Sandra
No she needs to sneak booze in
this is BIG GROSS
you could just tell that she just wants to jug that whole bottle down..
That is such a waste of Vodka!! Omg just use water for the rim! 🙄
And deprive aunt Sandy of booze?
Her voice...
If your name is Mary and you a little dirty THIS will defiantly suit your taste buds and you
What TF is with the upspeak and sretching out the woorrrddss at the eennnddd of their seeennteeenncceeesss like the video was slowed to .75 speed
Half the time they both sound like Fran Drescher. I am terrified.
Hey, click on CC and transcribe the audio to get subtitles, you're gonna laugh your asses off !
Back off sandy is a great beer mixer why I would make her my head manager for my bar
I don't think Sandy was so happy all that vodka got poured into the napkin.
Damn, that's alot of vodka. WTH
first minute of the most annoying voice on earth
"equal parts vodka, and vodka"
wat
"2 shots" of vodka......
as a Canadian i find this incredibly offensive... how can you make a caesar without clam juice and tabasco?
Poppers must mean something different in the straight world
damn that's jickey
I bet it tastes like vodka. . .
@mamapanda08 This comment is freaking hilarious, btw. lol Good times.
As someone who loves bloody marys this is one of the worst looking ones ive ever seen wtf
"A special night for us girls." Mm, yeah, I bet...
Also, ugliest rims ever. Looks like they were rolled in dirt.
tf ?
Why they are talking like that ? I'm sure they're drunk !
the girl beside sandra is really annoying and she gets on my nerves really bad
Is this dirty Mary or Bloody Mary?
Why does she speak so slowly? I don’t like this friend of sandy’s, I don’t trust her
she's drunk obvii
It’s the aaaa sound for me