Sandra Lee - Dirty Mary

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  • Опубліковано 23 сер 2024
  • Originally aired as part of the "Girls' Cocktail Party" episode (Episode SH0505H) on the Food Network, October 13th, 2007.
    Ingredients:
    Celery salt
    Ice
    1 shot pepper vodka (recommended: Absolut)
    1 shot vodka
    1 shot tomato juice
    Dash olive juice
    Olives
    Directions:
    Moisten rim of glass with water. Dip martini glass in celery salt. Fill a martini shaker with ice. Add pepper vodka, vodka, tomato juice, and olive juice. Shake. Strain into martini glass. Garnish with olives.

КОМЕНТАРІ • 138

  • @juanchavez1176
    @juanchavez1176 7 років тому +323

    Finally, someone who can keep up with Aunt Sandy.

    • @Calikola
      @Calikola 4 роки тому +13

      Juan Chavez a worthy opponent

    • @glittahoney605
      @glittahoney605 2 роки тому +9

      it’s her sister 😭

    • @Wizzard220
      @Wizzard220 Рік тому +4

      @@glittahoney605 This one's a friend, Carrie, though her sister Kim did appear this episode too. And yes, the best guests are those that enable Sandra's alcoholic tendencies

  • @ando1135
    @ando1135 12 років тому +121

    sandra doesnt associate herself with the democratic or republican parties. she's strictly cocktail party!

  • @Goudie
    @Goudie 8 років тому +150

    1:31 "that's right, you are........absolutely nothing" cold

  • @iWrestledAWolfOnce
    @iWrestledAWolfOnce 9 років тому +156

    Shes probably still drunk off the lush lagoon

  • @ToyotaKudoFan
    @ToyotaKudoFan 10 років тому +312

    I'll pour thisssssss
    It's a about a thirrrrrrrd
    And then a third of this vodkaaaaaaaaa
    Alrighhhhhhhhht
    Just a little splaaaaaaaash
    Okayyyyyyy

  • @BriNguyen
    @BriNguyen 5 років тому +56

    Lol they even joked about the tomato juice "should I add a third of this too? Or just a splash?" Sandy really wanted to say a splash lol

  • @bleachnaruto
    @bleachnaruto 9 років тому +192

    "Yes, you are... absolutely nothing." Well goddamn, lady.

  • @thespareroom3509
    @thespareroom3509 6 років тому +91

    This is how you create drinks when you first learn about alcohol....and you're fresh into the drinking scene....and you end up puking in the bushes....and your friends remind you how funny you were when you fell down the stairs....and then you stopped drinking because mistakes were made and you'll never live it down

  • @aexxxon
    @aexxxon 10 років тому +72

    "While you're pouring, can I take these poppers out of here??" Yup, that explains A LOT!

  • @cario6554
    @cario6554 4 роки тому +22

    The celery looks like it’s crying for help 🤣

  • @nitashajohnson4767
    @nitashajohnson4767 5 років тому +32

    This was the pinnacle, the peak of being a suburban housewife.
    A history to far looked over.
    Picture this: Cheaply constructed cookie cutter mini mansions nestled inside a newly developed cul de sac. Identical luxury mini vans lined up in rows of freshy paved driveways. Inside lonely floral mini sundress clad housewives drink disgusting cocktails during the day to prepare themselves to pick of their shitty kids from soccar practice and then at night they drink to their favorite TV show and fall asleep using their favorite pills.
    What a delightful time to be alive.

  • @derlaurenz
    @derlaurenz 8 років тому +86

    "Equal parts of pepper vodka, vodka ..." - YEAH!
    "... and tomato juice" - ok

  • @soccerwannabee14
    @soccerwannabee14 7 років тому +203

    That drink is 66% vodka. Jesus

    • @elijahculper5522
      @elijahculper5522 4 роки тому +30

      greatpumpkin
      If Sandra was pouring, it’d be 80% vodka. The way God intended.

    • @elijahculper5522
      @elijahculper5522 4 роки тому +6

      In their defense, most flavored vodkas are only thirty percent alcohol instead of forty like a normal vodka. So it’s only about 23.2% alcohol by volume. That’s only a little stronger than the strongest possible glass of wine.

    • @Jackson-nr2mw
      @Jackson-nr2mw 3 роки тому +16

      @@elijahculper5522 only a little stronger than the strongest possible glass of wine I can't 😂

    • @biruss
      @biruss 3 роки тому +4

      66 is too little for sandy

    • @Enkarashaddam
      @Enkarashaddam 5 місяців тому

      In Sandy's eyes that's only about 10% vodka

  • @yellowtents
    @yellowtents 12 років тому +88

    Sandra was pissed about how much tomato juice that lady added. NEVER DILUTE HER QUADRUPLE VODKA SHOTS.

  • @duvy1234
    @duvy1234 10 років тому +247

    This is all a cry for help, for the both of them.
    "I'm going to use Vodka instead of water to rim the glass." Oh my god.
    Also, "You are nothing without your girlfriends. That's right you are...absolutely nothing." This sounds like Nietsche met Betty Crocker and they all got plastered holy shit

    • @elijahculper5522
      @elijahculper5522 4 роки тому +6

      duvy1234
      That made my day.

    • @ad8110
      @ad8110 3 роки тому +2

      Amazing

    • @griindtiime9
      @griindtiime9 2 роки тому +2

      🤨😂😂😂😂 That delivery tho…..

    • @b-chu9747
      @b-chu9747 Рік тому +1

      Hahahahahahaha!!!! It's been 8 years of this comment and it's awesome 😂😂😂😂

  • @ynot797
    @ynot797 13 років тому +49

    Not only is Aunt Sandy about to down a pitcher of 66% vodka cocktails, but she's also talking about busting out poppers, too! Someone call intervention.

    • @elijahculper5522
      @elijahculper5522 4 роки тому +10

      Tony Griffin
      I just found this woman today, but she’s the gay icon I always needed.

    • @ReplyGuy22345
      @ReplyGuy22345 3 роки тому +3

      @Jonée Lillard olive poppers

  • @BF-bk5sv
    @BF-bk5sv 5 років тому +36

    "While you pour can I take these poppers out of your hands?" What am I missing here. They're drinking almost straight vodka AND doing poppers? Oh, Sandy.

  • @soccerwannabee14
    @soccerwannabee14 13 років тому +19

    That's not a fucking cocktail. That's 2 types of vodka mixed with a little tomato juice. And how the fuck is vodka YUMMMM. Last time I checked vodka tastes like death.

  • @brandonmontoya2155
    @brandonmontoya2155 7 років тому +77

    I thought dirty mary was her friend's name

  • @Loungemermaid
    @Loungemermaid 7 років тому +53

    One like=one prayer for aunt sandy's liver

  • @rovingrovers
    @rovingrovers 13 років тому +20

    aunt sandy didn't sound too excited about the alcohol, but that's only because she knew she wasn't doing the pouring, so "a third" actually does mean "a third" and not "half the bottle."

  • @kranktank
    @kranktank 11 років тому +23

    Did they hired that lady to play one of Aunt Sandy's imaginary drinking buddies?

  • @priitmolder6475
    @priitmolder6475 6 років тому +19

    Approved by the "Stay At Home Moms Accosiation of America"

  • @therainbowhairpiece
    @therainbowhairpiece 14 років тому +19

    "my MOM uses WATER but i use VODKA." of corse you do....

  • @Kirandera
    @Kirandera 13 років тому +14

    Isn't it annoooYIIIING when people speeEEAAK with an upward infLECTIOOON at the end of every senteEENCE???

  • @WFBx
    @WFBx 13 років тому +6

    alriiiiiiiight, splaaaaaaaash there we goooooooo

  • @MaryLeighLear
    @MaryLeighLear 9 років тому +48

    The tone of that yay truly shows how zombie like she has become for alcohol.

  • @mikedupont3585
    @mikedupont3585 9 років тому +38

    Poppers?!

  • @soniquecat4745
    @soniquecat4745 4 роки тому +13

    And the third of this vodka...
    YUM!
    Who considers vodka yum?

  • @SheWearsShortSkirtsIEatPizza
    @SheWearsShortSkirtsIEatPizza 14 років тому +6

    i lust looooOOOOOOOOOOOOVE how her freeeEEEEND talks with such an upwar infLEEEEEECTIONN

  • @Kaboomboo
    @Kaboomboo 10 років тому +59

    Why the hell would you use more vodka on the rim of the glass? that's not only wasteful but it would hardly change the taste if it were just water.

    • @elijahculper5522
      @elijahculper5522 4 роки тому +5

      KaBoom
      I always use lime juice on the rim.

    • @Kaboomboo
      @Kaboomboo 4 роки тому +2

      @@elijahculper5522 That's a good idea!

    • @biruss
      @biruss 2 роки тому +4

      Sandy needs all the booze she can get

    • @sophievanderbilt1325
      @sophievanderbilt1325 2 роки тому +3

      Seriously that's a waste of alcohol! Just use a wedge of lime, it'll stick better, too.

  • @Whatitup
    @Whatitup 11 років тому +4

    Theennnn a thirrd off thiss vooodkaaaaaaaa. Alriiiiiiigghhtt.

  • @obsidiana07
    @obsidiana07 4 роки тому +7

    I don't drink alcohol and seeing the concoctions they make with it I have no regrets......

  • @ASassyVulture
    @ASassyVulture 13 років тому +10

    Vodka according to Aunt Sandie:
    YAY!
    YUMMY!
    JUST A TEASPOON *pours in 2 bottles*
    VODKA!
    :)
    YAY!

  • @MusicMixology
    @MusicMixology 14 років тому +7

    Sandra Lee introduces her alcoholic friends.

  • @Andifhsnsodibekskqsb
    @Andifhsnsodibekskqsb 2 роки тому +1

    That was a very excited "I'll get the glasses"

  • @domisthebomb09
    @domisthebomb09 4 роки тому +6

    Pepper vodka? Is there a salt vodka?

  • @goliaboi
    @goliaboi 13 років тому +1

    UNbelievable.

  • @Beatles0223
    @Beatles0223 5 років тому +5

    How much you wanna bet Lee can kill a bottle of vodka in one gulp?

  • @arbutusviper1
    @arbutusviper1 11 років тому +3

    You have to admit, cocktails are the only recipes that Aunt Sandy seldom f*cks up!

  • @LadyPegasister
    @LadyPegasister 12 років тому +4

    1:17 Yeah, Sandra, you're just doing that so it picks up the salt....Riiiight.
    $5 says she sucked that paper towel dry. xD

  • @thelessimportantajmichel287
    @thelessimportantajmichel287 5 років тому +4

    Oh lawd, she doing poppers, too??

  • @bryer0669
    @bryer0669 5 років тому +3

    Drinking addiction 💀😂

  • @ShaunWhiteismyGinger
    @ShaunWhiteismyGinger 14 років тому +1

    Thattttttt looookkkkss grooosssss

  • @samsquanch1996
    @samsquanch1996 Рік тому +1

    There's gotta be at least 10 shots in this drink.....

  • @vicki1818
    @vicki1818 13 років тому +2

    Ahah Sandra was going to add more vodka, then put it on the counter when the other girl wanted to add olive juice

  • @Kristanni20X6
    @Kristanni20X6 11 років тому +1

    Sandra: Yay...

  • @ynot797
    @ynot797 13 років тому +3

    @xxdogofgleexx And then, at the mention of the second vodka, she moans, "Yuuumm. Allriiiiieght?!"

  • @mitchyoung93
    @mitchyoung93 3 роки тому +3

    "I've seen your Mom do this"

  • @ichigoXicecream
    @ichigoXicecream 13 років тому +2

    HAHAA they remind me of whiches making a potion in a cauldron :3

  • @MIDWEST507REPIN
    @MIDWEST507REPIN 14 років тому +2

    vodka....
    Sandra: YAY :)

  • @69inetails
    @69inetails 4 роки тому +3

    These two need a intervention badly...

    • @biruss
      @biruss 2 роки тому +1

      No!!!

  • @MisterM2402
    @MisterM2402 11 років тому +3

    1:32 "Right, you are... absolutely nothing."

  • @djintheatl
    @djintheatl 7 років тому +10

    What a waste of (probably cheap) vodka.

  • @Hzd7cr
    @Hzd7cr 10 років тому +1

    It will suit your name and yourself AND your taste buds

  • @olensiin1
    @olensiin1 14 років тому +2

    Vodka, yum! hahaha

  • @hankschrader149
    @hankschrader149 6 років тому +2

    Aunt Sandy you told me that u only did Dirty Sanchez's 😔

  • @d.c.taylor-sullivan3026
    @d.c.taylor-sullivan3026 6 років тому +2

    One 1/3 that's around a cup (both vodka) they need math class, especially Sandra

    • @biruss
      @biruss 2 роки тому +1

      No she needs to sneak booze in

  • @edimalo7061
    @edimalo7061 5 років тому +10

    this is BIG GROSS

  • @juliayy1
    @juliayy1 13 років тому +1

    you could just tell that she just wants to jug that whole bottle down..

  • @cario6554
    @cario6554 4 роки тому +4

    That is such a waste of Vodka!! Omg just use water for the rim! 🙄

    • @biruss
      @biruss 2 роки тому +1

      And deprive aunt Sandy of booze?

  • @allenpiatt3009
    @allenpiatt3009 4 роки тому +1

    Her voice...

  • @Hzd7cr
    @Hzd7cr 11 років тому +1

    If your name is Mary and you a little dirty THIS will defiantly suit your taste buds and you

  • @andieallison6792
    @andieallison6792 2 роки тому +1

    What TF is with the upspeak and sretching out the woorrrddss at the eennnddd of their seeennteeenncceeesss like the video was slowed to .75 speed

  • @XjayXcoreX
    @XjayXcoreX 13 років тому +1

    Half the time they both sound like Fran Drescher. I am terrified.

  • @Harpiieboy
    @Harpiieboy 13 років тому +1

    Hey, click on CC and transcribe the audio to get subtitles, you're gonna laugh your asses off !

  • @bishopboy8087
    @bishopboy8087 6 років тому +1

    Back off sandy is a great beer mixer why I would make her my head manager for my bar

  • @SM-zj2ps
    @SM-zj2ps Рік тому

    I don't think Sandy was so happy all that vodka got poured into the napkin.

  • @redmoneylady2213
    @redmoneylady2213 4 роки тому +2

    Damn, that's alot of vodka. WTH

  • @brandonmontoya2155
    @brandonmontoya2155 7 років тому +8

    first minute of the most annoying voice on earth

  • @Blundabus1337
    @Blundabus1337 5 місяців тому

    "equal parts vodka, and vodka"
    wat

  • @Captain_Dick_Swett
    @Captain_Dick_Swett 2 роки тому +1

    "2 shots" of vodka......

  • @gracesmith5096
    @gracesmith5096 8 років тому +1

    as a Canadian i find this incredibly offensive... how can you make a caesar without clam juice and tabasco?

  • @chrisserrific
    @chrisserrific 2 роки тому +3

    Poppers must mean something different in the straight world

  • @alefaye
    @alefaye 14 років тому +1

    damn that's jickey

  • @h20bp
    @h20bp 5 років тому +2

    I bet it tastes like vodka. . .

  • @ynot797
    @ynot797 13 років тому +1

    @mamapanda08 This comment is freaking hilarious, btw. lol Good times.

  • @lays9402
    @lays9402 2 роки тому +1

    As someone who loves bloody marys this is one of the worst looking ones ive ever seen wtf

  • @AceofHadeon
    @AceofHadeon 13 років тому +2

    "A special night for us girls." Mm, yeah, I bet...
    Also, ugliest rims ever. Looks like they were rolled in dirt.

  • @dayannaxx3
    @dayannaxx3 12 років тому +2

    tf ?

  • @Harpiieboy
    @Harpiieboy 13 років тому +1

    Why they are talking like that ? I'm sure they're drunk !

  • @courtneybilby6066
    @courtneybilby6066 12 років тому +2

    the girl beside sandra is really annoying and she gets on my nerves really bad

  • @RandomnesswithJess
    @RandomnesswithJess 11 років тому +1

    Is this dirty Mary or Bloody Mary?

  • @law4ahyc
    @law4ahyc 6 років тому +2

    Why does she speak so slowly? I don’t like this friend of sandy’s, I don’t trust her

  • @stevencollier6670
    @stevencollier6670 Місяць тому

    It’s the aaaa sound for me