Military Bands Destroy National Anthems Part 1 (China, USA, Russia, UK National Anthems)

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  • @rejecthumanity9320
    @rejecthumanity9320 4 роки тому +13292

    General : Sir, our band couldn't make it in time
    President : Where's the nearest middle school?

    • @nottherealcaboosex5708
      @nottherealcaboosex5708 4 роки тому +337

      You don't know how much this comment made me laugh 😂😂😂😂

    • @erikdodge679
      @erikdodge679 4 роки тому +326

      Lmao they must practice less then middle schoolers by the sound of it

    • @mahmoodali2437
      @mahmoodali2437 4 роки тому +101

      @@erikdodge679 you might be on to something because students almost never sing the anthem lyrics of their countries when the anthem starts

    • @amiwong
      @amiwong 4 роки тому +50

      And kids, this is how WW3 had started!
      P.S I am joking

    • @GarrettCroslin
      @GarrettCroslin 4 роки тому +53

      I’d rather hear a middle school band.

  • @afonsha
    @afonsha 4 роки тому +4759

    The presidents be like:
    WHY ARE WE STILL HERE JUST TO SUFFER

    • @Sarahbryson321
      @Sarahbryson321 4 роки тому +16

      And prim minister

    • @loyala.9322
      @loyala.9322 4 роки тому +16

      They all cringing from the sound

    • @kymab.5172
      @kymab.5172 4 роки тому +17

      @@afonsha This. This is how you should thank the likes. In the replies section and not an edit.

    • @joeswansonthesimphunter2612
      @joeswansonthesimphunter2612 4 роки тому

      @@kymab.5172 thats what I do. But then my channel got terminated so the original comment with 4k likes is gon

    • @GOD_O_WAR
      @GOD_O_WAR 4 роки тому

      Mgsv

  • @PranavKulkarni
    @PranavKulkarni 3 роки тому +5442

    Libya - here’s how we play ‘God Save The Queen’
    Queen - ‘God Take Me Away’
    Edit ( 8th sept 2022 ) - oh well 🙃

  • @unclearthur4629
    @unclearthur4629 3 роки тому +623

    1:50 the guy holding the flag was so horrified that he covered his head with it

  • @raibarufumetsu9410
    @raibarufumetsu9410 4 роки тому +9958

    Putin: “Ivan, get the nukes”

    • @mamangmang1052
      @mamangmang1052 4 роки тому +414

      putin almost get his ak47 out of his pocket

    • @GilangAdityaa
      @GilangAdityaa 4 роки тому +132

      @@mamangmang1052 wtf I thought Putin save t34 in the pocket

    • @pacomunoz9918
      @pacomunoz9918 4 роки тому +66

      @@GilangAdityaa he save both

    • @spire9723
      @spire9723 4 роки тому +23

      AW NO I LIVE THERE

    • @zeduxt
      @zeduxt 4 роки тому +31

      @@mamangmang1052 he gave the ak47 to the king of saudi tho

  • @bruhman3406
    @bruhman3406 4 роки тому +2997

    0:18 those shots were killing the band one by one

    • @Nick8944.
      @Nick8944. 3 роки тому +52

      Bruh

    • @c.y_photos
      @c.y_photos 2 роки тому +16

      @Iraqi Comrade *yes*

    • @carbohighgrade5672
      @carbohighgrade5672 2 роки тому +207

      due to the Philippines's hatred to china the band decided to flop the anthem lol

    • @carbohighgrade5672
      @carbohighgrade5672 2 роки тому +37

      deserved hahahaha

    • @robloxman274abc
      @robloxman274abc 2 роки тому +87

      Let's have a moment of silence for the 3 band members who killed themselves because of how embarrassed they were

  • @est6878
    @est6878 3 роки тому +2596

    2:33 "God save the Queen"? More likely "God, save my ears"

    • @thelastman7113
      @thelastman7113 3 роки тому +21

      Lamo

    • @user-mk1hi8fz2c
      @user-mk1hi8fz2c 3 роки тому +48

      God save thy ears

    • @cloaksey.
      @cloaksey. 3 роки тому +64

      God Save The Queen Ears

    • @WednesdayAddamsMW
      @WednesdayAddamsMW 3 роки тому +21

      God save Her Majesty's ears. Also, this sounds more like it belongs to the _Master and Commander_ soundtrack.

    • @willowigabb
      @willowigabb 3 роки тому +14

      God save the Queen, cause thats played bad enough to give her a heart attack

  • @Anubis2862
    @Anubis2862 2 роки тому +305

    2:32 Feels like they are playing
    “God Kill The Queen”

    • @SourrainTri
      @SourrainTri 10 місяців тому +5

      Not Save The Queen belike

    • @drsyedshayanhaider
      @drsyedshayanhaider 7 місяців тому +9

      And now queen is nomore 🤣
      I think God accepted 🤣🤣🤣

    • @Filipino68
      @Filipino68 5 місяців тому +3

      ​@@drsyedshayanhaiderdon't worry, they'll play god kill the king too or God *REVIVE* da queen

    • @drsyedshayanhaider
      @drsyedshayanhaider 5 місяців тому +1

      @@Filipino68 But I bet God don't even listen to these people whom paid or being forced to pray for damn cancer survivor King or dead queen.😊

    • @ryandanngetich2524
      @ryandanngetich2524 5 місяців тому +1

      ​@@drsyedshayanhaider Take your bitter soul elsewhere even if the king dies another one is crowned just like in 2022. The UK is a better country than wherever you spawn from. 😂

  • @elduquedeotono8482
    @elduquedeotono8482 3 роки тому +3112

    0:18 it's so horrible that people are shooting themselves.

    • @drunkyor4243
      @drunkyor4243 3 роки тому +174

      Revenge, they took our islands, we are still on war with them so dont say that

    • @tomato-v8x
      @tomato-v8x 3 роки тому +89

      @@drunkyor4243 everyone surrounding the south china sea claims that the islands are theirs. china claims it’s theirs, philippines claims that it’s theirs, and a whole bunch of other nations claims that it’s theirs. if you want to go to war with china, sure. a mouse trying to beat an elephant, won’t go too well especially since philippines’ relationship with western nations are getting worse.

    • @drunkyor4243
      @drunkyor4243 3 роки тому +20

      @@tomato-v8x i mean, lile mental contract war, but, this has been an issue and the us is also involved, the chinese coAst wont let the poor filipino fishermen to fish or they will take their fishes even tho its on the philippine exculisive economic zome or EEZ, the eez has also been a treaty in the un

    • @drunkyor4243
      @drunkyor4243 3 роки тому +13

      @@tomato-v8x and they never like steal filipino fish harvest only the chinese, theres one case when a filipino tried to swim away from the boat and then was shot by a grappling gun

    • @dasmysteryman12
      @dasmysteryman12 3 роки тому +38

      No, those aren't people shooting themselves.
      That's just one of the government's daily rounds of extra-judicial killings.

  • @guyanon
    @guyanon 4 роки тому +2999

    Libya was just something else entirely.

  • @e.sstudios1015
    @e.sstudios1015 4 роки тому +3633

    Libyan band: We're not paid for this.

    • @aimansafwankamaruddin8369
      @aimansafwankamaruddin8369 4 роки тому +51

      Worst in the vid

    • @crimsonmageone7340
      @crimsonmageone7340 4 роки тому +40

      @Fk Ff Modern day slavery still exist in almost all countries in the world today. And people are made slaves every day. Its sad but unfortunately true.

    • @idsfxtm5759
      @idsfxtm5759 4 роки тому +4

      @@crimsonmageone7340 Cursed but Tru 100%

    • @botodin6979
      @botodin6979 4 роки тому +16

      @Fk Ff Well had the US not overthrown Gaddafi...

    • @mohilibya9692
      @mohilibya9692 4 роки тому

      @Fk Ff fake news..

  • @marcelocabral463
    @marcelocabral463 3 роки тому +1371

    1:20 USA: "oh lord, this land needs democracy"

    • @manishkumarpandey9702
      @manishkumarpandey9702 2 роки тому +24

      Ironic 😂😂😂

    • @Southern_Crusader
      @Southern_Crusader 2 роки тому +81

      Trump: “For that the next two years of oil are free for us.”
      Prince of Bad Bands: “That’s fair.”

    • @jakublulek3261
      @jakublulek3261 2 роки тому +31

      I love how uncomfortable is Donald Trump looking.

    • @inquisitorthornside3p494
      @inquisitorthornside3p494 2 роки тому +13

      they need FREEDOM!

    • @morceen
      @morceen 2 роки тому +2

      Don't try that.
      No one wants a Saudi BBQ party like that in 2001.

  • @SupremeLeaderKimJong-un
    @SupremeLeaderKimJong-un 4 роки тому +3854

    I think Libya's was the most pathetic one, they didn't even try

  • @ItsFrGiovanni
    @ItsFrGiovanni 3 роки тому +6788

    The Libyans playing God Save The Queen made my heart dissolve harder than the Soviet Union

    • @SnakierElm62
      @SnakierElm62 3 роки тому +345

      I think if we played that in WW2 the germans would have surrendered cuz of how bad it sounded

    • @badabudu8970
      @badabudu8970 3 роки тому +18

      Yeah

    • @cazzaki9554
      @cazzaki9554 3 роки тому +212

      I'm Libyan and I'm genuinely thinking they deliberately did that because they despised them, either that or they didn't even know what those instruments were lmao

    • @hatemeldmerdash585
      @hatemeldmerdash585 3 роки тому +39

      @@cazzaki9554 despise them? Nah I think the band was just trash

    • @cazzaki9554
      @cazzaki9554 3 роки тому +89

      @@hatemeldmerdash585 trust me, when no consequences are on the table and the people you hate are infront of you, you'll probably do anything to disrespect them.

  • @peterbrungardt5434
    @peterbrungardt5434 4 роки тому +2978

    You forgot Egypt murdering France’s La Marseilles.

  • @weissballanimations2760
    @weissballanimations2760 3 роки тому +364

    As a American myself. I thought you could never go the bottom of the barrel of anthems but here it is. It sounds like a middle school concert lol

  • @TheJemShuffle
    @TheJemShuffle 3 роки тому +2349

    2:43 Someone just goes for a random note and it's the most amazing thing I've ever heard

  • @embeef6921
    @embeef6921 4 роки тому +5240

    Philippines:you took our island and seas, now you must know pain
    *plays chinese national anthem in worst way possible

  • @bbcmotd
    @bbcmotd 4 роки тому +1690

    - "Colonel, what does the Russian anthem sound like?"
    - "It's like... Tadaaam ta tadaaam ta tadaaam ta ta ta ta, then you just improvise ok?"

    • @user-os4eo5eu6h
      @user-os4eo5eu6h 3 роки тому +6

      ua-cam.com/video/0yDrtNEr_5M/v-deo.html its the anthem
      it goes like this

    • @nishacnair1240
      @nishacnair1240 3 роки тому +9

      @@user-os4eo5eu6h bruh that's the soviet anthem and r/wooosh

    • @gnas1897
      @gnas1897 3 роки тому +33

      @@nishacnair1240 Soviet and Russian anthem have the same melody

    • @flamecharge8019
      @flamecharge8019 3 роки тому +5

      @@nishacnair1240 they made the soviet unions national anthem into theirs since its not just the soviet union who can use it, its OUR anthem

    • @nishacnair1240
      @nishacnair1240 3 роки тому

      @@gnas1897 ik, the video which he has provided the link for is for the Soviet Anthem

  • @TheJhouston
    @TheJhouston 2 роки тому +63

    1:47 that flag draped over the guy's head for the entire performance really brings it together.

  • @dobees8183
    @dobees8183 3 роки тому +1395

    I once attended a funeral for an older veteran friend of mine. There was a military band that did the same thing. The older guests were taking off their hearing aids, seriously it was that bad.

    • @Sumautisticguy
      @Sumautisticguy 2 роки тому +82

      Did the younger guests plug their ears

    • @Ordoabchao-x9k
      @Ordoabchao-x9k 2 роки тому +25

      this literally made me. lol

    • @defaultuserxd9848
      @defaultuserxd9848 2 роки тому +30

      I died laughing after looking at this comment lol

    • @APersonOnYouTubeX
      @APersonOnYouTubeX 2 роки тому +25

      Are u sure ur veteran friend didn’t try to get out of The Coffin to kill the band?

    • @naverilllang
      @naverilllang 2 роки тому +3

      May I ask which military?

  • @DarkwarriorJ
    @DarkwarriorJ 4 роки тому +634

    "No nation has friends only interests.
    "
    - Charles de Gaulle, perhaps after hearing a different nation butcher another one's anthem too many times. >D

  • @badpiggies988
    @badpiggies988 3 роки тому +3599

    Piano teacher: Did you practice?
    Me: Uh, yes
    Me during the lesson:

  • @baldguysquattinginthedark4567
    @baldguysquattinginthedark4567 2 роки тому +86

    You can hear musicians getting shot when they play a wrong note at China’s anthem

    • @Filipino68
      @Filipino68 4 місяці тому

      L*mao* 😂😂😂💀💀💀💀💀

    • @Filipino68
      @Filipino68 4 місяці тому

      Get da pun 💀💀?

    • @Albaraa
      @Albaraa 3 місяці тому

      @@Filipino68mao zedong

  • @gearshifterg9756
    @gearshifterg9756 4 роки тому +929

    Actually, those versions of the Unites States National Anthem actually sounded better than some of the American singers who try to turn the Anthem into their personal opportunity for a yodeling contest.

    • @drksideofthewal
      @drksideofthewal 2 роки тому +93

      Lmao so true
      The laHAND of the frEEYEEYEEYEEYEEYEE

    • @cornishfarming0756
      @cornishfarming0756 2 роки тому +50

      I agree and I’m not even American. Those singers sometimes do a horrible job and butcher your beautiful national anthem

    • @cesarspencemarin7598
      @cesarspencemarin7598 2 роки тому +24

      Not american and still I can't stand those performances.

    • @pavise6333
      @pavise6333 2 роки тому +4

      Fergie: 👍

    • @naverilllang
      @naverilllang 2 роки тому +14

      The second US one honestly sounded like it could have just been a really bad mic

  • @J__C_
    @J__C_ 3 роки тому +815

    3:25 Putin: Ivan, double the amount of aid we give to Iran 🇮🇷

    • @Ror...1_1
      @Ror...1_1 3 роки тому

      Its saudi arabia

    • @8tjboy
      @8tjboy 3 роки тому +96

      @@Ror...1_1 I think you don't understand that Iran and Russia are allies

    • @bridge2499
      @bridge2499 3 роки тому +90

      @@Ror...1_1 saudi and Iran are mostly on different teams. So the joke was that Saudis were so bad that Iran would get more support.

    • @sergeyboyko3734
      @sergeyboyko3734 3 роки тому +34

      ​@@8tjboy Russia and Iran aren't allies. Their relations can be described as tactical partnership in small region.
      But joke is still relatable :)

    • @hardkapitalizm1101
      @hardkapitalizm1101 3 роки тому +5

      @@Ror...1_1 Iran and saudi arabia are enemies and Iran is allied with Russia dumbass

  • @stevenlee4239
    @stevenlee4239 3 роки тому +828

    The Philippines band playing the PRC anthem sounds like when someone doesn't know the song but they try to sing along, but everyone doesn't know the song.

    • @lionknighttv8607
      @lionknighttv8607 3 роки тому +12

      Hahahaha they made it with purpose.

    • @nightmare4706
      @nightmare4706 3 роки тому +10

      and Gunshots for drums or Cymbals or whatevrr

    • @theredjoker17
      @theredjoker17 3 роки тому +6

      They did it intentionally, I guess and I hope so lol

    • @cziffra-eg9st
      @cziffra-eg9st 3 роки тому +8

      Seems that the notes are in general correct, but the balance is off

    • @utdkuze
      @utdkuze 3 роки тому +4

      They just want revenge

  • @alexandriawang8292
    @alexandriawang8292 3 роки тому +129

    The Chinese anthem ones weren't even that bad in terms of playing, but for some reason they remixed our national anthem beyond recognition. For the Philippines one it's like they switched to a completely different song

    • @diegocn123
      @diegocn123 10 місяців тому +3

      as a chinese, yes it feels like they were improvising on the spot at so many places.

    • @danaa-
      @danaa- 7 місяців тому +6

      The second one sounded genuinely horrible tho

    • @timngim583
      @timngim583 3 місяці тому

      Philippines just kinda lazy

  • @yoseftanoto483
    @yoseftanoto483 4 роки тому +1073

    1:12
    Trump, inside his mind: Just hold a bit, FOR THE OIL! FOR THE GODDAMN OIL!

    • @scootergrant8683
      @scootergrant8683 4 роки тому +18

      It's not that bad compared to past attempts by the Saudi Arabian Millitary Band. To be frank this sounds exquisite by comparison to 'earlier works'. XD

    • @Katya_Lastochka
      @Katya_Lastochka 4 роки тому +23

      Except he's the only president to pull out of the middle east instead of invading it. Thugs make money by stealing it, businessmen get their high by making it with good strategy.

    • @Kairos318
      @Kairos318 4 роки тому

      The lousy rendition of the national anthem is the best that that worthless pig Trump deserves. He doesn't even know it's out of tune.

    • @ergegr8210
      @ergegr8210 4 роки тому +7

      @Anzu Wyliei Trump pulled like 11,000 troops out of Afghanistan and another few thousand out of Iraq what are you on about

    • @ksa3090
      @ksa3090 4 роки тому

      امريكا لديها نفط يكفيها يخو الشرمـ ـوطة اللاجئة 🤣
      Us has a lot of oil son of bitch 🤣

  • @tidepod10yearsago97
    @tidepod10yearsago97 3 роки тому +1720

    2:32 when you failed to colonize an island

    • @jankrnac3535
      @jankrnac3535 3 роки тому +36

      👌🤣

    • @AuuRelll
      @AuuRelll 3 роки тому +12

      😂yes sir

    • @whatishesaying4708
      @whatishesaying4708 3 роки тому +11

      Their military isn't prepared from 2011

    • @y.k5219
      @y.k5219 3 роки тому +4

      what island did they try to colonise?

    • @galaxyhurricane1594
      @galaxyhurricane1594 3 роки тому +4

      😂😂🤣😂🤣😂😂😂😂😂🤣😂😂😂😂😂

  • @paulhk2727
    @paulhk2727 4 роки тому +711

    National anthem: exists
    Saudi Arabia: I'm going to destroy this man's whole carrier

    • @aircoolguy5218
      @aircoolguy5218 4 роки тому +1

      What did those Anthems do to them?

    • @mahmoodali2437
      @mahmoodali2437 4 роки тому +7

      @@aircoolguy5218 Colonisation and theft of resources...
      But for real it’s as if they didn’t even train before they were called to play the anthems

    • @aircoolguy5218
      @aircoolguy5218 4 роки тому

      @@mahmoodali2437 oh

    • @kacper7970
      @kacper7970 4 роки тому

      You ment improve?

    • @bitTorrenter
      @bitTorrenter 4 роки тому

      Career

  • @BlockWorks
    @BlockWorks 2 роки тому +55

    "God take the Queen"
    -Libya

  • @lappo7290
    @lappo7290 4 роки тому +511

    Plot twist: The Libyans are just farting in rhythm

  • @AverytheCubanAmerican
    @AverytheCubanAmerican 4 роки тому +584

    The Egyptian army orchestra, destroyer of anthems

    • @subifyouhatetiktokandreddit234
      @subifyouhatetiktokandreddit234 4 роки тому +15

      You are literally everywhere 🤣

    • @nippy7425
      @nippy7425 4 роки тому

      First M & R,now here. How?!

    • @alphariusfuze8089
      @alphariusfuze8089 4 роки тому +5

      @@nippy7425 Just follow the flow of the tubes, and you are... *THERE*

    • @rabdelhamidr7207
      @rabdelhamidr7207 4 роки тому +18

      The army orchestra is our first line of defense. We haven't been invaded for a few decades now.

    • @austropithecus7055
      @austropithecus7055 4 роки тому

      @@rabdelhamidr7207 I like your ironic self-deprecation

  • @empirestate8791
    @empirestate8791 4 роки тому +1450

    Did palestine literally use a ship horn?

    • @MonikaHOA
      @MonikaHOA 4 роки тому +92

      1:52

    • @arielnaveh6020
      @arielnaveh6020 4 роки тому +19

      probably not... they have no shore line in Ramallah

    • @MichaelJ44
      @MichaelJ44 4 роки тому +16

      2:37 was there really a bee swarm?

    • @somethingaboutpastelcolors6204
      @somethingaboutpastelcolors6204 4 роки тому +52

      Well, I think Palestine is taking revenge on America for destroying their country this way.

    • @crizs_noob8423
      @crizs_noob8423 4 роки тому +46

      @@somethingaboutpastelcolors6204 one day palestine will be able to defeat Israel and usa

  • @frankiii9165
    @frankiii9165 Рік тому +38

    Saudi Arabia did it again. This time playing their own anthem at their Formula 1 course.

  • @temerjogandobasquetefodase5474
    @temerjogandobasquetefodase5474 4 роки тому +1862

    Philippines playing China anthem: worst thing on the world
    Philippines playing Vatican anthem: a real God prize

    • @blurp9054
      @blurp9054 3 роки тому +72

      Yeah,we just need our land back and we will play it properly.

    • @markarca6360
      @markarca6360 3 роки тому +72

      @@blurp9054 And the 50 billion Philippine pesos worth of UNPAID taxes from Chinese offshore gambling operations.

    • @blurp9054
      @blurp9054 3 роки тому +11

      @@markarca6360 exactly my dude.

    • @jonwicked7031
      @jonwicked7031 3 роки тому +8

      @@marinaaguas9219 you can’t say give it back , if you lost it you lost . Saying that is like going to the casino losing your money and then saying “when they give me my money back I’ll respect them”

    • @haku1904
      @haku1904 3 роки тому +15

      China Took Our Islands So As PayBack We Messed Up They're Anthem WAHAHAHAHAHA!!!

  • @JonatasMonte
    @JonatasMonte 4 роки тому +216

    "We can't kill you, so we're killing your music instead."

    • @wisemonke194
      @wisemonke194 3 роки тому +3

      Lmaooo

    • @nenechan5641
      @nenechan5641 3 роки тому +3

      Oil exists
      America: this country need a lot of freedom

  • @nileshjena1710
    @nileshjena1710 4 роки тому +1023

    Libya playing “God save the queen” was the worst player

    • @antoniodelrosario3083
      @antoniodelrosario3083 3 роки тому +17

      Venesuela was the worst among all of them

    • @أبوسعدمحمود-ي3ك
      @أبوسعدمحمود-ي3ك 3 роки тому +45

      Libya band play
      God take the queen

    • @Justanormalviewer
      @Justanormalviewer 3 роки тому

      @@أبوسعدمحمود-ي3ك 🤣🤣🤣👌👌👌

    • @joannedixon-jackson7348
      @joannedixon-jackson7348 3 роки тому +6

      Our anthem isn’t even that difficult to play - or at least it shouldn’t be! There are far more complicated national anthems in the world than “God Save the Queen” so if they can’t even get that right, they’ve got no chance with some of the planet’s other national tunes! That rendition sounded like a cross between a bad fart and a swarm of bees! Come to think of it, that’s unfair on bees. They could probably buzz a better attempt at “God Save the Queen” than that band did! 🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝

    • @erenjaeger1375
      @erenjaeger1375 3 роки тому +3

      God save the queen? More like god save my ears

  • @hamanakohamaneko7028
    @hamanakohamaneko7028 2 роки тому +45

    The gunshots in the Philippine version was Chinese officials shooting themselves

  • @Confederation_of_the_Rhine
    @Confederation_of_the_Rhine 4 роки тому +654

    Philippines : Who cares about musical likes
    China : bruh

    • @sheevpalpatine7588
      @sheevpalpatine7588 4 роки тому +52

      i like it how we fucked up china's anthem

    • @silangangbahagi9267
      @silangangbahagi9267 4 роки тому +50

      I think we did it on purpose😶

    • @vincentjudeorit9745
      @vincentjudeorit9745 4 роки тому +5

      @@sheevpalpatine7588 lmao

    • @zygote9529
      @zygote9529 4 роки тому +7

      @@sheevpalpatine7588 Maduro is friends in China how about him lol

    • @butter9025
      @butter9025 4 роки тому +8

      Bruh, if you wanna trash talk china,ask the filipinos

  • @Ghost-kr5hl
    @Ghost-kr5hl 4 роки тому +324

    China: not bad..
    UK: bruh..
    US: well they tried..
    Putin: someone is getting nuke here..

    • @a.j.3383
      @a.j.3383 4 роки тому +8

      Venezuela changed China's national anthem. Not a good rendition

  • @KB65YT
    @KB65YT 4 роки тому +230

    2:31 It looks like the band didn't even rehearsed lmao

  • @jameswest8280
    @jameswest8280 3 роки тому +24

    How can we expect world peace when bands sound like this? Wars have been started over less.

    • @inquisitorthornside3p494
      @inquisitorthornside3p494 2 роки тому +2

      have you ever hear of war over a bucket?

    • @jameswest8280
      @jameswest8280 2 роки тому +1

      @@inquisitorthornside3p494 I have now. LMFAO

    • @danaa-
      @danaa- 7 місяців тому

      ​@@inquisitorthornside3p494 uhm ackchshualleigh- the was was bacuse of the political divide, not the bucket. The bucket was more of a souvenir.

  • @GhostOfKotori
    @GhostOfKotori 4 роки тому +654

    Bruh the faces on Putin and Trump are priceless 😂😂😂💀

    • @AlwaysOnForever
      @AlwaysOnForever 2 роки тому +26

      Xi Jin Ping: oh another day of dissapointment

  • @alexsandravitch333
    @alexsandravitch333 4 роки тому +484

    2:31 When you drink a cup of tea but realize that your tea is actually weed..

  • @greenhornet8262
    @greenhornet8262 Рік тому +20

    It’s crazy how you can tell how well off a country is by how it’s military band sounds

  • @rickkcir2
    @rickkcir2 4 роки тому +729

    0:36 Xi's face is what killed me.

    • @J.G.WredgeDLovesCloudsandStars
      @J.G.WredgeDLovesCloudsandStars 3 роки тому +81

      Xi: Time to steal more islands then

    • @theimpostor9510
      @theimpostor9510 3 роки тому +7

      @@J.G.WredgeDLovesCloudsandStars Philippines: Rathattatatatatatataat

    • @ilovecheese8707
      @ilovecheese8707 3 роки тому +6

      Xi: Go to 𝙶̶𝚞̶𝚕̶𝚊̶𝚐̶. Wait, it’s XInjiang

    • @Weeping-Angel
      @Weeping-Angel 2 роки тому +14

      What do you mean? His face is always like that

    • @mingyuhu9232
      @mingyuhu9232 2 роки тому +8

      Steal? They're our islands😅

  • @callumsherratt5436
    @callumsherratt5436 3 роки тому +397

    2:33 ahhh our anthem is beautiful 😌🇬🇧

  • @DeForrestAShun
    @DeForrestAShun 4 роки тому +127

    1:53 the guy bottom left who has a flag stuck on his head really takes the cake

    • @rasch3126
      @rasch3126 4 роки тому +9

      🤣🤣🤣🤣had to go back and see and now I can’t stop laughing at that guy 😂😂😂😂

    • @Zhenpiaz
      @Zhenpiaz 3 роки тому +1

      hahahahahahajajaja i'm dying after seeing this

  • @brickjayjr.studio3264
    @brickjayjr.studio3264 3 роки тому +69

    I burst out laughing for the Libyan one

  • @knotsandcrosses1
    @knotsandcrosses1 3 роки тому +465

    2:33 - to be fair, it is probably the most accurate rendition of our national anthem right now

    • @ernstthalmann4306
      @ernstthalmann4306 2 роки тому

      >being in the 21st century and not being a Republic
      Are you guys dumber than I thought?

    • @akanbichris6354
      @akanbichris6354 Рік тому +1

      It is not 😠

    • @mc75cruiser92
      @mc75cruiser92 Рік тому +14

      @@akanbichris6354 briton detected opionion rejected

    • @asoggyflipflop
      @asoggyflipflop 11 місяців тому

      @@mc75cruiser92LOL

  • @jrgenm.dsollie4849
    @jrgenm.dsollie4849 4 роки тому +547

    0:33 Even the flag is sad

    • @animeneweablet
      @animeneweablet 4 роки тому +25

      It's now more sadder...
      And I'm happy...

    • @FilmCutsReal
      @FilmCutsReal 4 роки тому +24

      @@animeneweablet China should suffer

    • @animeneweablet
      @animeneweablet 4 роки тому +13

      @@FilmCutsReal yes...make it suffer for its crimes it committed...like placing debt on other developing nations, committing atrocities to non-Chinese ethics, blocking Taiwanese, if not true democratic Chinese diplomatic mission from other nations, and also being a bully in the world. Russia is also one of them.

    • @tsarbombawithinternetconne875
      @tsarbombawithinternetconne875 4 роки тому +2

      And that’s a example of Philippine people hate china

    • @FilmCutsReal
      @FilmCutsReal 4 роки тому +2

      @@tsarbombawithinternetconne875 yes!!!

  • @kralovecballlieutenant
    @kralovecballlieutenant 4 роки тому +88

    2:32 God save my musical notes

  • @Can_ix
    @Can_ix 3 роки тому +7

    Now imagine the same thing but an orchestra.
    God what a nightmare that would have been.

  • @FiqFake157
    @FiqFake157 3 роки тому +385

    The British when Japan claimed Hong Kong, Malaya, Borneo, and Singapore: 2:32

    • @FiqFake157
      @FiqFake157 3 роки тому +4

      @@germancheems7899 Malaysia

    • @FiqFake157
      @FiqFake157 3 роки тому

      @Alex Smith ok

    • @randomeastasian347
      @randomeastasian347 3 роки тому +3

      @Alex Smith No they can’t stop coping. You guys literally lost most major battles to Japan

    • @randompheidoleminor3011
      @randompheidoleminor3011 3 роки тому +9

      @@randomeastasian347 yea, up until the allies unleashed the sun on them, twice.

    • @randomeastasian347
      @randomeastasian347 3 роки тому

      @@randompheidoleminor3011 Not British though is it now? Lmao cope

  • @irishhockey2181
    @irishhockey2181 4 роки тому +152

    3:12 my left ear says thank you

  • @trustyoldiron5416
    @trustyoldiron5416 4 роки тому +239

    "If we play loud people might think we're good." No Squidward, No.

  • @soman1950
    @soman1950 2 роки тому +5

    Libyan Military officer: Damnit, the al-van carrying the al-band crashed!!, And tomorrow, the al-foreign dignitaries are arriving, Abu, what do we do??
    Abu: Well, we do have a box of unused al-Kazoos.

  • @jetwaffle1116
    @jetwaffle1116 4 роки тому +262

    2:33 the current state of the UK

    • @CardinalLemur8
      @CardinalLemur8 3 роки тому +14

      I haven't even recognize the anthem

    • @fyurerys
      @fyurerys 3 роки тому +6

      I thought as a Russian that our anthem was performed very badly. But when I heard the UK anthem I realized that not)) xD

    • @charlesingram2075
      @charlesingram2075 3 роки тому +3

      I couldn't tell if SAS was sent yet cause yikes that's nowhere close to the anthem

    • @magnadolosfs2707
      @magnadolosfs2707 3 роки тому +1

      @@fyurerys lol

    • @OrionHartwick
      @OrionHartwick 3 роки тому

      @@charlesingram2075 thats me in music class at 9am

  • @Katya_Lastochka
    @Katya_Lastochka 4 роки тому +307

    Lybia: This is payback for destroying our country.

    • @muhammedahmed851
      @muhammedahmed851 4 роки тому +2

      Nato and Americans did it

    • @bdeshiguy
      @bdeshiguy 4 роки тому +30

      @@muhammedahmed851 UK is part of NATO, if u didn't know

    • @muhammedahmed851
      @muhammedahmed851 4 роки тому +2

      @@bdeshiguy my bad i was talking about russia

    • @uncovidvaxxforthestrongand3582
      @uncovidvaxxforthestrongand3582 3 роки тому

      Its some 50 years and they cant run a country without global welfare (imf, other foreign loans, aid)

    • @IAE_123
      @IAE_123 3 роки тому

      *LIBYA*

  • @cheatcharoninc172
    @cheatcharoninc172 4 роки тому +663

    At least Philippines played it better than the others

    • @delta5-126
      @delta5-126 4 роки тому +40

      They probably want it to be in the middle of good and horrendous

    • @pandakekok7319
      @pandakekok7319 4 роки тому +65

      We're kinda generous actually with that performance, considering that the Chinese are encroaching our waters...
      But Duterte would probably have been mad lol

    • @covertfeelings8330
      @covertfeelings8330 4 роки тому +4

      I kinda wish it would be like that again once we have an opportunity 😂

    • @vanderleiluzajunior2082
      @vanderleiluzajunior2082 4 роки тому +7

      Do you mean they did less worse than the others?

    • @covertfeelings8330
      @covertfeelings8330 4 роки тому +6

      @@vanderleiluzajunior2082 yeah 😂

  • @chamelynurzahan6045
    @chamelynurzahan6045 3 роки тому +23

    Putin's facial expressions were so funny🤣🤣

  • @GunsNGames1
    @GunsNGames1 4 роки тому +179

    3:13 sounds like a bunch of dying elephants

    • @aidenronhebat3571
      @aidenronhebat3571 3 роки тому +9

      I died laughing!😂😂

    • @andrewmay1
      @andrewmay1 3 роки тому +4

      3:26 & 3:32

    • @wildfire3986
      @wildfire3986 3 роки тому

      Lol

    • @Templar07
      @Templar07 3 роки тому

      Nope the time stamp u put is right, just listen is started right then nope

    • @jankrnac3535
      @jankrnac3535 3 роки тому

      Me after reading this comment.
      Set time at 3:13.
      Listening and imagining it.
      2 minutes laugher like hell.
      Realizing I am still alive 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣.

  • @kosinusify
    @kosinusify 4 роки тому +221

    I cant get over how incredibly terrible Libya's interpretation of the UK's hymn sounded...

    • @Katya_Lastochka
      @Katya_Lastochka 4 роки тому +10

      Its payback.

    • @RickonAndShaggydog
      @RickonAndShaggydog 4 роки тому +23

      @@Katya_Lastochka For what? Saving you from the Nazis in WW2?

    • @australianword3812
      @australianword3812 4 роки тому +10

      @@Katya_Lastochka payback for what? For kicking Italy out?

    • @jonassoviecki6441
      @jonassoviecki6441 4 роки тому +6

      @@RickonAndShaggydog they meant that lybia was destroyed after they got rid of Gaddafi n now they regret n blame the west.

    • @res3382
      @res3382 4 роки тому

      That had to be some political statement.

  • @hastequick1618
    @hastequick1618 4 роки тому +254

    It is said that one day, more than a century ago, the Swedish band tasked to play the Italian national anthem, did not have the proper music sheet and so they resolved to play "Santa Lucia". The heir to the Italian throne, who presided the ceremony, wrote in his diary: "Listening to that band, I thought of my dear maitresses who delight me in Naples".

    • @BobfromSydney
      @BobfromSydney 4 роки тому +14

      After a short interlude looking up "Santa Lucia" and listening to the familiar song, I now realise that the young crown prince's mistresses must have sang him that song.

    • @hastequick1618
      @hastequick1618 4 роки тому +30

      @@BobfromSydney Ah, ah, ah! Good shot! Might well have been! In reality, Santa Lucia is just the name of the Neapolitan borough where the house of pleasure he patronized was.

  • @shahanshahpolonium
    @shahanshahpolonium 3 роки тому +23

    4:01 THEY messed up the best line of the Russian Anthem!!!!

  • @twentyfirst2854
    @twentyfirst2854 4 роки тому +81

    If you look closely, Putin is actually memorising the faces of the members in the Egyptian and Saudi Arabian bands.

  • @cenkdark56
    @cenkdark56 3 роки тому +395

    2:32 *When You Try to Colonize A Land But They Colonize You Instead*

  • @RayMak
    @RayMak 4 роки тому +1802

    Such a beautiful song

    • @PhilAntarctica
      @PhilAntarctica  4 роки тому +146

      ah here you go again 😂

    • @RayMak
      @RayMak 4 роки тому +86

      @@PhilAntarctica lollllllllll I particularly love Russia's anthem

    • @PhilAntarctica
      @PhilAntarctica  4 роки тому +69

      same bro

    • @ninjatuttgt5083
      @ninjatuttgt5083 4 роки тому +38

      WHY EVERYTIME WHEN IM GONE, I SEE YOU AGAIN

    • @eggordonxd
      @eggordonxd 4 роки тому +5

      Bruh

  • @ThisIsBoogieJar
    @ThisIsBoogieJar Рік тому +4

    0:45 shout out to that single trumpet carrying the band

  • @kimmyjohnny31
    @kimmyjohnny31 3 роки тому +307

    2:32 How the British felt after getting kicked out of the Zulu Empire.

    • @bulletproofguy5112
      @bulletproofguy5112 3 роки тому +11

      Erm britain fought and won against a force 100x bigger…

    • @appleslover
      @appleslover 3 роки тому +23

      @@bulletproofguy5112 ok br*tish nationalist

    • @EnigmaEnginseer
      @EnigmaEnginseer 3 роки тому +16

      @@appleslover Rule Britannia

    • @appleslover
      @appleslover 3 роки тому +1

      @Alex Smith your comment history says everything about your "opinions"
      Go back to school kiddo ... Oh sorry I forgot they only teach propaganda about your history in your schools .
      I really feel sad for you 🥺🥺😞

    • @fearlessanomaly1710
      @fearlessanomaly1710 3 роки тому

      @@bulletproofguy5112 thanks for dissolving the glorious Ottoman Empire

  • @redcar9949
    @redcar9949 4 роки тому +254

    I came here for egypt army band

  • @JonatasMonte
    @JonatasMonte 4 роки тому +201

    0:18 Last band being sent to the firing squad.

    • @eiteiei4063
      @eiteiei4063 3 роки тому +10

      Dark humour best humour

    • @sweden7675
      @sweden7675 3 роки тому +4

      And they were never heard from again...

    • @vinkhe861
      @vinkhe861 3 роки тому +7

      They were just shooting the people that messed up as they went

    • @Bryenx90
      @Bryenx90 3 роки тому

      @@sweden7675 Börk

    • @sweden7675
      @sweden7675 3 роки тому

      @@Bryenx90 Björk Tåck.

  • @Steampunksaly
    @Steampunksaly 3 роки тому +13

    Never knew they used kazoos in military bands

  • @obesepeasant7694
    @obesepeasant7694 3 роки тому +76

    2:10 I swear that’s “I wish you a merry Christmas”

  • @antrant7533
    @antrant7533 3 роки тому +155

    Kudos to these leaders for not laughing. I would have on the ground laughing hysterically.

  • @brighthhh7457
    @brighthhh7457 3 роки тому +165

    Teacher at history class a century later: ... And yes, that was how the world war 3 started

  • @abigail9862
    @abigail9862 2 роки тому +2

    I love how I can distinctly hear a recorder from middle school in each of these masterpieces

  • @cosminionascu
    @cosminionascu 4 роки тому +134

    1:07
    Egyptean army orchestra: *Finally a worthy opponent*

    • @Nick8944.
      @Nick8944. 3 роки тому

      No Philippines is a worthy opponent

    • @onzaday
      @onzaday 3 роки тому +1

      @@Nick8944. Not really, they werent out of tune like The Middle Eastern countries bands..

    • @PrivateMcPrivate
      @PrivateMcPrivate 3 роки тому +1

      @@onzaday Nah I can make out the Anthem when Saudi Arabia does it.

    • @onzaday
      @onzaday 3 роки тому

      @@PrivateMcPrivate yeah see 🤣

    • @أبوسعدمحمود-ي3ك
      @أبوسعدمحمود-ي3ك 3 роки тому

      We arab have folish leaders.

  • @VentilatorenBumser
    @VentilatorenBumser 4 роки тому +337

    Why does Palestine sound like "I wish you a merry Christmas"?

  • @Rikka_V1
    @Rikka_V1 3 роки тому +56

    3:49- That's the worst ending to the Russian anthem I've ever heard.

  • @cazwalt9013
    @cazwalt9013 2 роки тому +9

    I mean some of them are bearable but the Libyen one is just BAAAAAAD 😭😭😭

    • @ressljs
      @ressljs 3 місяці тому

      Britain is especially unpopular in Africa, I have suspect that was intentional and planned.

  • @PrakharRSingh
    @PrakharRSingh 3 роки тому +109

    Putin : “Dimitri, now it's gonna be in their land, their blood, their people.”

  • @GoldenEagle940
    @GoldenEagle940 4 роки тому +36

    3:22 that sounds like a large group of people is screaming while experiencing the worst ear rape of their lives

  • @wolfgangtiefbrunner8412
    @wolfgangtiefbrunner8412 4 роки тому +46

    The Yemeni version of "God Save the Queen" is so terrible. they could have used it in "The Crown" season 4.

  • @Memistical
    @Memistical 2 роки тому +7

    3:38
    You know an instrument is out of tune when even I can tell

  • @GilangAdityaa
    @GilangAdityaa 4 роки тому +113

    Me seeing band destroying national anthem
    US: calm
    UK: calm
    China: calm
    Mother Russia: get the nukes now

  • @TV-ki6yp
    @TV-ki6yp 4 роки тому +72

    2050
    Me: Mom, how did the WW3 happen?
    Mom: Ah....

  • @boriborimango
    @boriborimango 4 роки тому +63

    1:55 I can understand why Trump decided to recognize Jerusalem as a capital of Israel...

    • @naufnl6730
      @naufnl6730 4 роки тому +7

      Never has been 😎✌️🇵🇸🇩🇿🇮🇶🇱🇧🇸🇾

    • @savvagrachev2754
      @savvagrachev2754 4 роки тому +5

      @@therewasnoattempt8373 All I see is Israel, don't know what this Palestine thing is people are talking about.

    • @savvagrachev2754
      @savvagrachev2754 4 роки тому +1

      @@therewasnoattempt8373 Palestine seems to be only some twisted corrupted fantasy

    • @savvagrachev2754
      @savvagrachev2754 4 роки тому +1

      @Rahi LehSnabi Yeah, pretty clear that people who believe in Palestine have that

    • @savvagrachev2754
      @savvagrachev2754 4 роки тому +1

      @Rahi LehSnabi Actually good point, just thought of that as I sent that

  • @samanthawhite3439
    @samanthawhite3439 Рік тому +1

    AWESOME JOB, BANDIES xo much love from me to everyone in entire video

  • @nickduarte1778
    @nickduarte1778 3 роки тому +311

    You can see Putin shed a tear and hear Stalin crying from heaven
    Yo it’s a joke chill
    *from hell

    • @Thehudats
      @Thehudats 3 роки тому +12

      *from purgatory

    • @vedantdesai418
      @vedantdesai418 3 роки тому +7

      HeaVaN??

    • @seppalastname4574
      @seppalastname4574 3 роки тому +6

      @@Thehudats heaven*
      Stalin changed purgatory into the Gulag and let the communist revolution together with Stalin to reatke heaven

    • @hadilol
      @hadilol 3 роки тому +12

      @@seppalastname4574 why would Stalin be in heaven

    • @seppalastname4574
      @seppalastname4574 3 роки тому +1

      @@hadilol because he and lenin used the force of the people to turn purgatory into the gulag and ascend to heaven to spread the word of Marx?

  • @joewilliams1177
    @joewilliams1177 3 роки тому +75

    these bands be like: we can't destroy you in war, but we can destroy your ears

  • @匿名的-1
    @匿名的-1 4 роки тому +178

    These are hilarious. The Saudi version of the US anthem wasn't THAT bad

  • @D.o.l.l.a.r.s
    @D.o.l.l.a.r.s 2 роки тому +10

    2:33 🤣🤣 OMG, i laughed so hard

  • @impulse1021
    @impulse1021 4 роки тому +43

    0:19- Revenge to China
    0:38- That earrape
    1:10- Uhh...
    1:54- And when did a ship sail to a land
    2:38- Seargent how do we play it again
    3:22- WHO THE HECK BRING AN ELEPHANT TO THE ROOM
    3:52- Uhh what just happened

    • @REEEPROGRAM
      @REEEPROGRAM 3 роки тому +4

      "Can someone please stop raping elephants please?"

    • @impulse1021
      @impulse1021 3 роки тому +1

      @@REEEPROGRAM XDDD

  • @Skyfishist
    @Skyfishist 4 роки тому +50

    Professional Guide to Getting Kicked Out of the United Nations

  • @empireofitalypsstimfromano5025
    @empireofitalypsstimfromano5025 3 роки тому +70

    2:13 Americans At This Point: That's It.
    *We Need to Bring Freedom And Democracy In This Forsaken Place*

    • @belkYT
      @belkYT 2 роки тому

      -They said in 2001, but actually just brought in more terrorism and unrest

  • @Spingus33
    @Spingus33 2 роки тому +3

    How to ruin national anthem
    Step 1: Replace everyone with either trumpet and/or flute
    Step 2: Watch and learn

  • @brighthhh7457
    @brighthhh7457 4 роки тому +33

    Started with Filipinos: it's bad but at least I can understand want they are playing
    Then Venezuela: