Ah ha! There is the proof that this man with all the chips is lying to the other players because he is winning all the time. That is not fair. Bluffing in poker is not legal and...oh wait...never mind.
what are you trying to say? casinos on gta are absolute bullshit and rockstar should be ashamed to have put that stupid wheel in the game to get players hopes up of winning a car only to to get a crum of dumb xp. they cant get away with it!!!!
And that was seen as "bad etiquette". Personally, if I get you to call with a losing hand, it's good etiquette for my pockets, and they couldn't care less how the money/chips got there. But then maybe I just liked it because it caused Hellmuth to blow up afterward.
I was kinda new to poker, and was playing at Atlantic City in a 5/10 game. Action came around to me, and I asked the dealer, "Can I raise?" He said I absolutely could, so I raised. Another player objected to that, because I didn't officially say I was GOING to raise, I just asked COULD I raise. The floor had to be called to see if my raise was binding. Bunch of old man coffees being babies.
I stopped playing at casinos because of how petty and pathetic people are at the table and the ridiculous arguments that go on. People watch poker on TV and think that they know everything about the game and the floor people running the game are no better.
No brainer; No rule had to be checked. The minute you push your arm forward with a single chip, and drop it, that is a raise (or call, whatever your intentions...)
@UCyv5Vt1xhYZV-UhpsIQ7mNw umm are you talking about the guy that said he had a full house and was lying? That is not a angle at all. He can say anything he wants. The dumbfuck that has no idea what he is doing and trusted him is called a sucker. You are what is called a dipshit.
"but.. but.. but.. he said he had a full house....I trusted him!" Please let me play poker with this guy every single day, I will make a fortune. lmao!
You'll have to hear him cry for half a hour every time he loses a pot, while probably playing $1-$2 LIMIT Holdem, eventually netting a measly $8/hour at best.
If a guy says he has a full house, and he actually has a full house, you're playing the most honest game of poker ever. Edit: I never imagined I'd get this much attention and likes. Thanks yall!
Sometimes me and my friends announce our hands while playing but it just adds to the silliness cuz we still don't know whether we're telling the truth or not. Sometimes we are, sometimes we aren't.
@@astearn6546 Ah, but that's tactical; if your friend knows you only occasionally tell the truth then they won't know for sure if you're laughing because you've got a good hand or laughing to throw them off. You're pretty much giving yourself more room to make whatever face you want without raising suspicion.
Depends entirely on context/feel but it can absolutely be used to get into people's heads. "Nah dude I'm not bluffing, I made a full house" to someone you've been bluffing all night - maybe pisses them off enough to call. Then potentially puts them on monkey tilt after they call and you show the full house.
But also a gambling addiction, they won't stop playing with their chips. ( never been gambling though so what the fuck do I know, parents were addicts though )
This guy playing basketball: "It's not fair, this guy made a move like he was going left, but then he went to the right and went right past me! That doesn't count!"
@@samuelconnel2166 Insane! Did you tell the referee? There's no way that's allowed. He has to sign documents in triplicate detailing where he's going to throw the punch, and deliver a copy to you postmarked at least two weeks before he throws the punch.
How the floor guy said that with a straight face is commendable. Did the player actually think he was gonna get his money back because he lost to a bluff? 😂
Yes. Idiots are everywhere. I heard a gentleman at a roulette table ask if he was allowed to bet on both red and black, "that way no matter what he wins"... He spent about 10 min arguing with the dealer about why his idea isn't terrible.
Well, it may have just made him feel better that he at least tried. He probably knew it was fruitless, but for the rest of his life, he won't have to wonder what would have happened. That's why it's better to try in life, then to have a lifetime of regrets. With that said, I mean that only with things that are good, not illegal, like robbing a bank etc.
if he had called and upon show, you can not lie about your hand so it was close to being a bad play since you can muck your cards without showing if someone says i got the boat and then you muck without showing then he shows a 3 pair. in that case he would be entitled to a reversal of the hand. in this case he just plain got bluffed because he lied about his hand prior to him calling so its a matter of seconds before it being a bluff and a cheating play and if you didnt know there are rules to about saying what your hand is to an opponent in poker at a casino. looks like an easy call to a poker pro but to a laymen these rules are confusing. i wonder how he knew it was a bluff?. did the man show the bluff did his hand get flipped? or did the loser show muck his hand and the winner did the same? knowing the rules and thinking you know the rules can be confusing and you should contest a bad play with the pit bosses or the dealer but at the end there it seems like he learned what his mistake was by being asked did you call? if he had called and then you say i got the boat thats where the bad play can be challenged and the pot reversed. but seeing your reaction im sure you already knew all the little details in poker
No, you id10t. He wanted his money back cause he was lied to and it appears that he concidered that against the rules or at least bad etiquete. Maybe poker is played that way in his country. It was pretty funny though that he believed the little kook.
@@imluvinyourmum I don't trust you either. You seem like you would either get me involved with trouble or I'd find things missing from my house. I'm keeping my eyes on you....
I’m shocked at the fact that this man went out in public thinking he could win at a casino playing poker. How did he make it this far without bluffing once?
well, you can get far if you start with enough money, and this man probably got quite far, but losing and losing and losing finally filled the cup and it just spilled over... I generally am against preying on weak, but have absolutely zero pity for gamblers, this sheep deserved to be sheared 100% edit: grammar
Well, in Islamic faith it is very wrong to lie.... especially lying to win money from a game amongst gents. that being said he seems like a foreign vacationer to a western casino where lying is part of the game. This man really thought this was a gentleman’s game with his faiths morality. What an upsetting culture shock XD. That insight being said, the Asian gentleman on the right might of been well aware of this common held belief in traditional Islam.
Like uncle Phil pretend to suck let them win a few then take them on double or nothing! Lol if this guy was that smart he wouldn’t have called security
Lmaooo believe it or not, that poker player is actually a fairly nice guy. I used to work there I know a lot of the people at this table 🥺 the dealer is Alan and the supervisor is peter 🥺 sometimes I miss my old coworkers
@@santaclause4285 Back in Soviet Union the toilet paper was a luxury merchandise. Facts! Only high party leaders had the damn toilet paper in the 80's.
This is the greatest compliment that you can pay to the bluffer. To get the bluffed to actually bring in authorities and lodge a formal complaint about being bluffed is as good as it gets.
Robyne Bell: Can you illegally bluff? I’m asking that in all seriousness. If no one has called, or, laid out their hand I thought that poker pros can say whatever they wanted. Bluffing seems to be a valued art among this caliber of players.
@@rickiovine2170 despite misunderstanding the original comment, let me explain how you can "illegally bluff". You're allowed to do what this guy did and falsely claim what your hand is if, and only if, the hand is heads up. If there are more than 2 players in a hand, you are not allowed to talk about what you may or may not have in your hand. You are also not allowed to fake call to see how the person reacts to your potential call. Most of the folks I play with call that a pump fake and it invalidates the call/fold at least as far as most of my tournament directors have called it.
That is the secret to poker. Play the fool but really be smart, however there are many who just are fools. If this guy got the whole table to believe he was that stupid and really was playing the long game for a big win later he maybe a genius.
@@wanderer1857He's not a genius. I believe that he was deeply offended by the guy lying about having a full house. If you're gonna bluff, show some class, don't just outright lie lol it's just one of those unspoken rules that is completely unethical.
Its a limit game, and usually the chips are pretty low dinominators, and everybody buyin for insane amount of BB, for example I once saw a limit game in LA it was 1/2$ and everybody bought in for like 800-1000$ but all the chips were 1$, so players had 800-1000 chips in their stack
"He lied to me" Gee dude, that's part of poker, wanna buy a bridge or maybe some beach property in Iowa? You know what makes me sick? People who get upset on the internet about stupid humorous shit that has nothing to do with them.
Plot twist: he’s the one hustling them by pretending he doesn’t know how to play poker so they all let their guard down and he pulls the biggest uno reverse card and cleans out their wallet before they realize what happened
Amen brother. This is why I never let doctors operate on me, dentists clean my teeth, entrust my children to schools with teachers I don't know from Adam, or put my money in banks. You can't trust anyone in this world lmao. Everyone is lying self interested scum out for themselves.
You always talk, tell the truth and tell a lie, if you can’t lie well don’t talk at all and where glasses if you can lie well just talk talk talk and through everyone off Bc they will just be getting distracted
This guy is a genius. Its all an act and since he's gonna get invited to EVERY home game for 50 miles, he's gonna clean up like the real pro he is. Even Penn and Teller got fooled on this one.
@@josephmorneau4339 that can backfire on you though, if it makes him become a station and you get a run of missed hands you can't bluff and lose all equity.
Exactly!!! Where’s the integrity!? The decency!? The humanity !? Oh we are all descending into a dark place when shifty crafty riff raff can blatantly spew untruths to good honest hearted gamblers and deprived them of their money…..I weep for us all !!!….trust me !!
This is when someone needs to come up to him and say "I have an island in the Bahama's next to the women's only nude beach for sale and wish I could find a buyer"
@@fernsader9261 he was saying that after winning hands like that, he will probably buy a bunch of candy and sugary drinks, which will lead to the corrosion of his teeth.
I have blepharospasm (hard to control blinking and muscle spasms of the muscles around the eyes). Ive always wondered if that would help in poker at all against players who read other players.
Lol agreed - this is a clear case of hate the player - it’s the player whining about the game, and carrying on like a little girl - the game is blameless here.
Holy hell, this was posted 5yrs ago and I'm crying from laughing at that moron to OP's left! 😂😂🤣 Thank you for recording this otherwise I don't think I would've believed this.
Someone else reported play was suspended b/c the guy was besieged with sales offers… weekend getaway with Hollywood bombshell, purchase of a deserted island, Brooklyn Bridge, among others 😀
That is possible in Hold'em Poker ..when 1 player is holding one ace and the other is holding 2 aces and they are sharing the community ace in the middle..that makes 3 aces vs 2 aces.
Not being a gambler I trust your knowledge, but I'd have though outright lying might be a bit off, if he smiled and said 'oh nice' or something, but to give specific and blatantly false info is a bit off IMHO, obviously if he said 'there's a bear behind you, run!' it would be wrong, because it affects the game by total misrepresentation, rather than true sportsmanship! Personally, I can see why he's angry, but I guess, there was nothing illegal done, bloke just needs to suck it up and put it down to experience!
@@orionraine9597 he is giving you proper poker etiquette as is done at the professional level. Bluffing is different from outright blatant lying. This is similar to what Tony G did to Phil Helmuth when he lied about not looking at his hand. Bluffing is leading the other person to believe a lie that you have been telling by your betting and mannerisms (aka Hollywooding) where as saying out something untrue like 'Dude just muck your hand, I got quads'' when in reality you don't is not considered bluffing, it just considered bad sleazy behaviour. It's not illegal but it definitely ensures that you don't get invited to professional or high stakes games again.
Hey Mike, watch the video again. The Asian guy made a bet and claimed to have a full house even though he didn’t. In this case it’s a bluff. He didn’t just say he had a full house and not her…otherwise why even say it? It’s very clear with the way the bearded dude described it that the Asian guy was bluffing with his words and his chips.
@@michaelfarkas2257 The bluffer made the initial bet and the bearded guy folded (didn't call) because the bluffer claimed to have a full house. How is that not a bluff? Also wrong. Play poker tournaments every week dude.
"I trusted him. He lied to me." Like the man said in the video, it's a bluff, lol. That's how the game is played. That's why it's not just pure luck, but takes skill too.
As a dealer, I have to hear the loud sound of dozens upon dozens of people shuffling chips simultaneously for hours until your head feels like it's going to explode. This is definitely not ASMR bruh.
I was playing poker with a friend and he was really drunk. He was bluffing a hand and got confused and showed his cards. The dealer told him the hand wasn't over so he turned his cards over and tried to keep bluffing. It was the funniest thing. After the hand I told him that usually when you bluff, you don't show that you have nothing. Even in his drunk state he nodded and said 'Yeah I guess that was kinda of stupid'.
![Phil Hellmuth Can't Handle Crazy Trash Talker! [Full Match]](/img/n.gif)
this guy probably believes there are hot singles in his area.
😂😂😂
Good stuff
"The pop up said dis, yet all I get is computer virus. Where is manager?"
lmao
And I think he’s been wondering about his extended warranty 🤣
"I trusted him" said no one ever at a poker table.
That guy said it
@Jim Marcum GG
Phil Hellmuth did when Tony G said he hadn't seen his cards
Just that guy
@@turebekm6619 was just about to say this hahah
Next hand I’d have definitely told him I had a full house again
"For real this time"
😂
"Trust me"
@@gengarvenom1180 haha
@@gengarvenom1180
Lmfao 🤣
"I trusted him."
In a game where the ultimate goal is to leave everyone else at the table broke.
kind of like life in a way
@Auspices1349 yeah was thinking the same
Dude sitting there with all the chips just enhances the hilarity.
😂
Reminds me of this guy from hangover movie
ha ha ha
Hahahha
Ah ha! There is the proof that this man with all the chips is lying to the other players because he is winning all the time. That is not fair. Bluffing in poker is not legal and...oh wait...never mind.
I lost it when he said “I trusted him” 🤣🤣🤣🤣. Why can’t I find people like this to play with? I’m sick and tired of playing with liars 😠😠
Ha ha 😂😂
That was fokin funny
@@themanfromtaured114 😁🙏bud
Dude, I'm sorry I did your wife ok. Let it go.
@@HoneysPark -Hey guys, I think I found the guy at the table complaining about being bluffed.
Don't play then . Stop wining
Everybody at the table wants him to stay and keep playing.
Hell yea, he is on tilt now!.. best time for everyone else to get them chips
He’s dumb, and he’s angry. Two of the worst things to be for a gambler.
That’s why they aren’t joking n laughing
Lol
Lmao
This is the kind of guy that rages at the casino in GTA Online.
I didn’t know you were into poker
Lol didn't expect to see you here, love your vids.
the goat
That's actually the only casino I'm down bad 💰🚩
what are you trying to say? casinos on gta are absolute bullshit and rockstar should be ashamed to have put that stupid wheel in the game to get players hopes up of winning a car only to to get a crum of dumb xp. they cant get away with it!!!!
"Of course i lied...it's poker, Phil"
this is the funniest and most recent comment
And that was seen as "bad etiquette". Personally, if I get you to call with a losing hand, it's good etiquette for my pockets, and they couldn't care less how the money/chips got there. But then maybe I just liked it because it caused Hellmuth to blow up afterward.
TO YOU THIS IS POKER!, THIS IS MY LIFE!
That’ was bad etiquette 100%.
😂😂😂
Did this guy just say he “trusted him” while playing poker
Exactly
😂😂😂😂😂😂
@ꋪꀤꏳꂦ ꏳꀍꂦᖘᖘꍏꀍ 401ꉧ you’d probably blow him to convince him to stay
@@Drogas3653 I bet you would do alot more than that ahahaha threeeeeeeet *bird sounds* lmao
😂😂😂😂
Man is hella smart. He’s bluffing the entire table into thinking he doesn’t know how to play.
Playing the long game
Yes@!
Na he just salty AF
Yea he might just be doing that. Waiting for the big one.
Big brain
I was kinda new to poker, and was playing at Atlantic City in a 5/10 game. Action came around to me, and I asked the dealer, "Can I raise?" He said I absolutely could, so I raised. Another player objected to that, because I didn't officially say I was GOING to raise, I just asked COULD I raise. The floor had to be called to see if my raise was binding. Bunch of old man coffees being babies.
I stopped playing at casinos because of how petty and pathetic people are at the table and the ridiculous arguments that go on. People watch poker on TV and think that they know everything about the game and the floor people running the game are no better.
No brainer; No rule had to be checked. The minute you push your arm forward with a single chip, and drop it, that is a raise (or call, whatever your intentions...)
yeah dude was a baby. You don't have to explicitly say you're gonna raise. Physical intent, moving chips forward to raise, is enough.
“He lied to me 🥺”
Watchu doin in here Brock lol 💀💀
At a poker table.
Thats the first thing I learned at the poker table
Yes its forbidden!
Of course i lied. It's poker.
Tony g
He’s the type of dude that falls for the “ There are 43 beautiful women in your area DYING to meet you” from the hub.
Samantha only 1.2 killomonters away trying to fuck he def fall for that
47 virgins in heaven
@@Rankbaajin 74, you've got the number backward--it was 72, but since Biden's been in office, every "giveaway" has been increased... lol
😆😆😆😆...dead
@@bobhoffman5581 wut?
"I have a full house, if you cant beat a full house you should fold" Definately adding this to my regiment of bold faced lies at the poker table.
Lol I can't believe you haven't use that line.
Just say it on a board with no possible full house combinations 😂😂
Definitely*
@UCyv5Vt1xhYZV-UhpsIQ7mNw umm are you talking about the guy that said he had a full house and was lying? That is not a angle at all. He can say anything he wants. The dumbfuck that has no idea what he is doing and trusted him is called a sucker. You are what is called a dipshit.
@@samhyde9897 if that's an angle so is a bluff, fuck off, it's fun to have everyone talking out their ass and you see whose lying and not
"you will have to replace all your teeth" "don't worry, I have plastic already" 😂😂😂
"but.. but.. but.. he said he had a full house....I trusted him!"
Please let me play poker with this guy every single day, I will make a fortune. lmao!
You'll have to hear him cry for half a hour every time he loses a pot, while probably playing $1-$2 LIMIT Holdem, eventually netting a measly $8/hour at best.
‘Dude I’ve got the straight flush you might as well fold’
Paul Davis no you won’t because he’s already poor
Me too. Lol
@@Ktjwk literally not even possible to even make that much, absolute soul crushers typically max around 3BB/hr
“I trusted him, he was like a brother to me.” - Obiwan over here
lmaooo
Lmaooooo
I’m deaddddd
I have the high card Anakin
Luke: How did my father lose at poker?
Obiwan: 49 times... it was 49 times... he trusted that bluff.
If a guy says he has a full house, and he actually has a full house, you're playing the most honest game of poker ever.
Edit: I never imagined I'd get this much attention and likes. Thanks yall!
Sometimes me and my friends announce our hands while playing but it just adds to the silliness cuz we still don't know whether we're telling the truth or not. Sometimes we are, sometimes we aren't.
@@astearn6546 Ah, but that's tactical; if your friend knows you only occasionally tell the truth then they won't know for sure if you're laughing because you've got a good hand or laughing to throw them off. You're pretty much giving yourself more room to make whatever face you want without raising suspicion.
Depends entirely on context/feel but it can absolutely be used to get into people's heads. "Nah dude I'm not bluffing, I made a full house" to someone you've been bluffing all night - maybe pisses them off enough to call. Then potentially puts them on monkey tilt after they call and you show the full house.
My moment of glory at a poker table: "I have four kings. Fold."
I think its an illegal move to say what ur hand actually is. But u can always say what u dont have in ur hand
I was not aware you had to be truthful at a poker table..
Wow, if poker was that easy I would announce I have a straight flush every hand.
Or just go by the "Hellmuth logic", which is if he bets then everyone else should just automatically fold because he's Phil Hellmuth.
I would slow roll you by announcing I have a Royal Flush!
Lmao! that dudes like "wtf, eight straight flushes in a row!"
That's my strategy! I also fold a hand here and there in order to disguise it
I usually go with the classic” hey look if I get another 1 of those I’ll have 4 of em” 😝
This is too hilarious.. "i didnt call because he said he has a full house."
He had a full house. His brothers, sisters, in-laws, etc were visiting.
But in a real tournament can you legally say that?, or u can say whatever you want
@@MochiPUZZLES you can say whatever you want with your own risk
@@MochiPUZZLES yes you can say anything u want like phill hellmuth or tony g sometimes saying have a best hand when bluffing
Yep to fk funny first time I've seen or come across in my life
You know these guys are pro because they literally held a poker face the entire time trying not laugh
But also a gambling addiction, they won't stop playing with their chips.
( never been gambling though so what the fuck do I know, parents were addicts though )
@@PsychoticAmbitions nah
@@PsychoticAmbitions nobody cares about your family
@@PsychoticAmbitions Huh
@@teleduff1037 That has nothing to do with gambling addiction lmao.
Saying “I trusted him” at a poker table is about as grand of an oxymoron as you could possibly get.
This guy playing basketball: "It's not fair, this guy made a move like he was going left, but then he went to the right and went right past me! That doesn't count!"
“I trusted him!”
Who play backsetball? It not wut I do.
I even asked him, I said Are you going left? And he was like Yeah!
Then he went right! Wtf ref? 😡
I was once in a boxing match and my opponent looked like he was about to punch me in the ribs, but then he punched me in the head, what a cheater.
@@samuelconnel2166 Insane! Did you tell the referee? There's no way that's allowed. He has to sign documents in triplicate detailing where he's going to throw the punch, and deliver a copy to you postmarked at least two weeks before he throws the punch.
How the floor guy said that with a straight face is commendable. Did the player actually think he was gonna get his money back because he lost to a bluff? 😂
Yes. Idiots are everywhere. I heard a gentleman at a roulette table ask if he was allowed to bet on both red and black, "that way no matter what he wins"... He spent about 10 min arguing with the dealer about why his idea isn't terrible.
@@The_Cat_Authority 🤦
Well, it may have just made him feel better that he at least tried. He probably knew it was fruitless, but for the rest of his life, he won't have to wonder what would have happened. That's why it's better to try in life, then to have a lifetime of regrets. With that said, I mean that only with things that are good, not illegal, like robbing a bank etc.
if he had called and upon show, you can not lie about your hand so it was close to being a bad play since you can muck your cards without showing if someone says i got the boat and then you muck without showing then he shows a 3 pair. in that case he would be entitled to a reversal of the hand. in this case he just plain got bluffed because he lied about his hand prior to him calling so its a matter of seconds before it being a bluff and a cheating play and if you didnt know there are rules to about saying what your hand is to an opponent in poker at a casino. looks like an easy call to a poker pro but to a laymen these rules are confusing. i wonder how he knew it was a bluff?. did the man show the bluff did his hand get flipped? or did the loser show muck his hand and the winner did the same? knowing the rules and thinking you know the rules can be confusing and you should contest a bad play with the pit bosses or the dealer but at the end there it seems like he learned what his mistake was by being asked did you call? if he had called and then you say i got the boat thats where the bad play can be challenged and the pot reversed. but seeing your reaction im sure you already knew all the little details in poker
No, you id10t. He wanted his money back cause he was lied to and it appears that he concidered that against the rules or at least bad etiquete. Maybe poker is played that way in his country. It was pretty funny though that he believed the little kook.
Who tf would trust a poker player?
I don’t even trust myself...
@@imluvinyourmum I don't trust you either. You seem like you would either get me involved with trouble or I'd find things missing from my house. I'm keeping my eyes on you....
If u wake up with the J of spades on ur pillow, u’ll know
i ask you!
Phil Hellmuth was stupid enough to trust Tony G once lol
This guy probably believes that there is "a secret to weight loss that doctors don't want you to know."
whats up whit these basteds doctors man
Hope he doesn't see any penis enhancement adverts now that will make him complain 😢😢
One hour later...
“I had a Royal Flush and this man says he can beat it, so again I trusted him and he lied...AGAIN!!!”
"He said the poker rules got changed before the game started, I believed him. He lied to me."
Good ☝️
@shafta99 Bugs bunny: I've got 6 aces, sir.
LOLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL
lol perfect
I’m shocked at the fact that this man went out in public thinking he could win at a casino playing poker. How did he make it this far without bluffing once?
This guy is Phil Hellmuth's worst nightmare.
He's probably a hypocrite. It's likely he has in fact bluffed. He just finds the taste of that medicine disagreeable.
Just a whiny, entitled dude.
well, you can get far if you start with enough money, and this man probably got quite far, but losing and losing and losing finally filled the cup and it just spilled over...
I generally am against preying on weak, but have absolutely zero pity for gamblers, this sheep deserved to be sheared 100%
edit: grammar
@@dsfs17987 *preying
Well, in Islamic faith it is very wrong to lie.... especially lying to win money from a game amongst gents. that being said he seems like a foreign vacationer to a western casino where lying is part of the game. This man really thought this was a gentleman’s game with his faiths morality. What an upsetting culture shock XD. That insight being said, the Asian gentleman on the right might of been well aware of this common held belief in traditional Islam.
Plot twist;
The guy isn’t complaining, he making everyone think he’s stupid. Veryyyy sneakyyy
Big brain plays
Muhahaaa
Like uncle Phil pretend to suck let them win a few then take them on double or nothing! Lol if this guy was that smart he wouldn’t have called security
5d chess moves
@@MediCali951 been watching fresh prince on hbo on the roku tv. So glad to relive my childhood. And uncle phil was a hustler.
“I went to the movies and was enjoying the story. I had my popcorn and sat down. I trusted M. Night Shyamalan...”
*UPDATE* They did give the man with the losing hand a free international call to his mommy.
Lmaooo believe it or not, that poker player is actually a fairly nice guy. I used to work there I know a lot of the people at this table 🥺 the dealer is Alan and the supervisor is peter 🥺 sometimes I miss my old coworkers
Bwahahahahaha!!
@Grant omg 😂😂 I miss that joke 😂
And a free roll of toilet paper
@@santaclause4285 Back in Soviet Union the toilet paper was a luxury merchandise. Facts! Only high party leaders had the damn toilet paper in the 80's.
"He said he had 4 aces, but I had 3... so I folded. He lied to me!"
😂😂😂😂😂
😭😭😭
That makes sense 😂😂😂
A good variation on "five aces beats four aces."
Lol Seen it a thousand times 🤣
This is the greatest compliment that you can pay to the bluffer. To get the bluffed to actually bring in authorities and lodge a formal complaint about being bluffed is as good as it gets.
Lol, this guy used an illegal amount of bluffing 😆😂
Robyne Bell: Can you illegally bluff? I’m asking that in all seriousness. If no one has called, or, laid out their hand I thought that poker pros can say whatever they wanted. Bluffing seems to be a valued art among this caliber of players.
@@rickiovine2170 maybe I used an illegal amount of sarcasm?!? 🙃
@@rickiovine2170 despite misunderstanding the original comment, let me explain how you can "illegally bluff".
You're allowed to do what this guy did and falsely claim what your hand is if, and only if, the hand is heads up. If there are more than 2 players in a hand, you are not allowed to talk about what you may or may not have in your hand.
You are also not allowed to fake call to see how the person reacts to your potential call. Most of the folks I play with call that a pump fake and it invalidates the call/fold at least as far as most of my tournament directors have called it.
@@rickiovine2170 yeah like threatening to kill their loved ones
Clicking a stack of chips is very annoying when watching these videos, but so addictive when you're at the table 😂
No this guy is a genius. He's the greatest poker hustler of all time.
That is the secret to poker. Play the fool but really be smart, however there are many who just are fools. If this guy got the whole table to believe he was that stupid and really was playing the long game for a big win later he maybe a genius.
Hardly a genius haha the other guys just naive and or stupid
@@wanderer1857 IF that was the case I'd throw this guy a chip haha.
@@wanderer1857He's not a genius. I believe that he was deeply offended by the guy lying about having a full house. If you're gonna bluff, show some class, don't just outright lie lol it's just one of those unspoken rules that is completely unethical.
@@Navigator_Isle wanna play some hold em? I promise I don't bluff.
I love how high the “liar” stacked his chips. Such a power move
Asserted dominance
I cant see you behind these chips Ive acquired LOL
@@RowdiiRyan It's hard to see when there's all these 100 dollar bills in my vision
Know Islam = No Pease
No Islam = Know Pease
What does any of this have to do with islam my guy, stop trying to teach your religion on random people in youtube comment sections
“I trusted him”… so we can say it’s his first poker game ever
And probably his last
nah look at those chips maybe stingy does pay off haha
That’s when if your the manager you go… “so sir might I interest you in the game of craps?”
😂😂😂😂
0% - Check
0% - raise 2 BB
0% - raise 4 BB
0 % - All in
100% - “I have a full house”
As the dude just sits there with a mountain of chips lmao
lol
Its a limit game, and usually the chips are pretty low dinominators, and everybody buyin for insane amount of BB, for example I once saw a limit game in LA it was 1/2$ and everybody bought in for like 800-1000$ but all the chips were 1$, so players had 800-1000 chips in their stack
Explains why he has that gold watch and ring 😂
This dude would complain to a store manager at 7/11 if a red bull didn’t give him wings.
your a loser
@@cameronhezarkhani4955Out of the mouth from someone as low IQ as you, lol. *you’re, read a book dumb dumb
Just WOW! and I know nothing about cards.... hhaha
What do you mean, he is a store manager at a 7/11
He would stop at a stop sign and wait for someone to change it to say "go".
"He lied to me"
Gee dude, that's part of poker, wanna buy a bridge or maybe some beach property in Iowa?
You know what makes me sick?
People who get upset on the internet about stupid humorous shit that has nothing to do with them.
are you the guy in brooklyn selling a bridge?
I may have a beachfront mansion in Oklahoma to sell him.
I've got a log cabin up in the mountains over in Nebraska if anyone is interested
@@Bullet44 I'll trade my beach property for it.
@@MichaelClark-uw7ex Hmm sounds tempting 🤔 if you throw in a couple jet skies I think we have a deal.
It's wild how people can just go to a poker table and lie like that. That's one of the core rules, no lying in poker.
This is on par with talking to the manager about how the stripper lied when she says she likes you
She told me I was the only one lol lol
😂😂😂😂
But she gave me her dress to watch
😅😅😅😅
But i picked her kids up
This is one rare scenario where everyone feel kind of uncomfortable but at the same time wants him to stay and just hustle him
Yeah so they can all split his 63 dollars.
Plot twist: he’s the one hustling them by pretending he doesn’t know how to play poker so they all let their guard down and he pulls the biggest uno reverse card and cleans out their wallet before they realize what happened
@@markymark443 nơ that should have been recorded
@@narele25 that looked like a 2-5 game so buy ins are 500-1000. bet you wouldnt sit down lol
the manager didn't know what to say, he's never encountered someone like this before, playing poker and getting pissed when someone bluffs him lol
Straight confused😂
Sir, do you know what game you're playing?
“I asked him if he had any 2s. And he didn’t. So I had to go-fish, and he won.”
😂
He had a fish hidden up his sleeve.
excellent lol
And he won with a pair of 2s.
Holy fu$k , I haven't laughed that hard in a while. I can just image that happening 🤣
"I trusted him!" That right there was your fatal error, never trust anyone, especially in Poker lmao
Wonder if he will fall for my "I have an island in the Bahama's to sell you cheap" LOL
Buy CRGE trust me it will keep climbing believe me or not.🙃
Exactly that’s one of the main rules I learned when I started to learn about poker 🃏, never trust any of your opponents around the poker table
Yeah i trust the government tooo
Amen brother. This is why I never let doctors operate on me, dentists clean my teeth, entrust my children to schools with teachers I don't know from Adam, or put my money in banks. You can't trust anyone in this world lmao. Everyone is lying self interested scum out for themselves.
This is why you never talk during poker game. Idiot will get mad at you and pro will read you like a book.
It did work on the idiot here tbf
this is bad advice but I'll allow it
I talk all the time. It can get people off their game
Exactly!!!!
You always talk, tell the truth and tell a lie, if you can’t lie well don’t talk at all and where glasses if you can lie well just talk talk talk and through everyone off Bc they will just be getting distracted
Can anybody please provide link to full video, I wanna watch the bluff.
"I trusted him" boy you at the wrong place
Yea like the dude was so sincere like as if he was attending Sunday school.... Lol, deceit in a casino... Imagine!! Someone ring FOX news quick 😂🦊
Lol
He was making excuses
Thought it was church
0:29 "I know this is poker!" Nah mate, I don't think you do if you are that much of a fish.
“I trusted him”, dude should just go home and never play a game of Poker ever again. He would live longer.
How long has that guy been playing poker? A day and a half?
If you ever feel like you’re not smart just remember to tell yourself, “At least I wasn’t dumb enough to expect someone to be honest in poker.”
''OF COURSE I LIED, IT'S POKER, PHIL'
This guy is a genius. Its all an act and since he's gonna get invited to EVERY home game for 50 miles, he's gonna clean up like the real pro he is. Even Penn and Teller got fooled on this one.
Under rated comment of the day award goes to ^^^^ This guy
LMFAOAOAO
imagine this dude starts getting invited to private games and turns on the bully switch 😂😂
@@SteakOG420 na, that went to the dude who said "this guy probably thinks there's hot singles in his area" lmao
No this guy is just a salty cry baby who don't know how to play
A poker player lied about their hand???
Surely not!
Lmao
Yea because a magician give you the formula to his magic tricks. 🤦♂️🤦♂️🤦♂️
Disgusting behaviour
Is not a bad thing in poker thoo
He did.
And don't call me 'Shirley'!
The employee should have said “ it’s called a bluff sir , I don’t think poker is a game for you. I do recommend blackjack or the slots”
It's never nice loosing a game on bluff, I got done €12k but just gotta accept and move on.
This is why you don’t show your hand when you win after everyone else has folded, people can’t handle getting played 😂
Facts 😂 they be wanting to beat yo ass cuz they got finessed
one of the reasons
When I learned to play you didn't have table talk like this for this reason and many others.
Play the damn game without the chatter
Actually this is exactly why you show the bluff. That player will now be on tilt and likely to be playing worse than he otherwise would have.
@@josephmorneau4339 that can backfire on you though, if it makes him become a station and you get a run of missed hands you can't bluff and lose all equity.
Bluffs: exist
This guy: “So I took that personally”
This is amazing.
I can't believe you can't trust people at the poker table. What IS this world coming to?
Do you really think people would do that? Play a game of poker and tell lies?
You know we are living in end times when we find ourselves in this position
If you can't trust the word of a poker player, who can you trust? I have lost all hope.
I can't believe he believed another human xD
Exactly!!! Where’s the integrity!? The decency!? The humanity !? Oh we are all descending into a dark place when shifty crafty riff raff can blatantly spew untruths to good honest hearted gamblers and deprived them of their money…..I weep for us all !!!….trust me !!
"I trusted him" Yeah that was your biggest mistake, especially in poker 🤣 Coo Coo!
"I got plastic [teeth] already." Best comeback ever. 😂
Lol I thought he said I got plastic already as in plastic chips that he won off him
Imagine if this guy robbed a bank and at his trial says, “I trusted the teller not to call the cops!”
assuming someone is not deceiving you = robbing a bank?
@@J35h13 assuming someone is not deceiving you = assuming the teller is not deceiving you
@altayayay thats not what my mommy told me
@@J35h13im sorry you havent learned how to use your brain, that is an analogy…smooth brain
@@DrMonty-yr1kc thank you aristotle
"I trusted him!"
At a poker table.
😂
This is when someone needs to come up to him and say "I have an island in the Bahama's next to the women's only nude beach for sale and wish I could find a buyer"
“My enemies are after me”
How do you say "Fuck you" in Yiddish?
"Trust me"
@@el-moop-bey9699 "I only have $157 million dollars.Will that do for a down payment?"
"i trusted you" had me DYING lmfao he was being dead serious hahahahaha
"Don't worry he will have to replace all his teeth if I do that."
"I've got false teeth already."
That guy doesn't skip a beat.
Can you explain to me the meaning behind the first statement he said please
responds like a boss
@@fernsader9261 The angry guy is implying he will beat him up
@@fernsader9261 he was saying that after winning hands like that, he will probably buy a bunch of candy and sugary drinks, which will lead to the corrosion of his teeth.
@@fernsader9261 open a can of whoop ass
Wait, you can lie in poker?! That changes the game completely! 😂
Ikr I thought you had to make the data available to all players, so they can make an informed decision how to bet.
Imagine if this guy was actually just trying to make everyone at the table think he doesn't know how to play on purpose. LOL
He sure as hell convinced me
I’ve done that
It's the old double bluff technique, this guys playing really dumb and fooled them all hopefully
Meta bluff
Nah, this is a $1 chip game.... thats not worth the effort lol plus.... look at him haha
I have blepharospasm (hard to control blinking and muscle spasms of the muscles around the eyes). Ive always wondered if that would help in poker at all against players who read other players.
dude did him in so ditry then built a great wall of poker chips just to flex on him. legend
"I trusted him"...dude is in the wrong business
I’ve never seen a more “Don’t hate the the player, hate the game” moment
The game is pure, people are the problem. Especially brain dead fools like this guy.
Lol agreed - this is a clear case of hate the player - it’s the player whining about the game, and carrying on like a little girl - the game is blameless here.
@@joeashbubemma This game is haram.
he's complaining about something else like a bad beat jackpot or something not that he got played
@@TheRealMikeMichaels You let a book written by men determine such ridiculous ideas?
Holy hell, this was posted 5yrs ago and I'm crying from laughing at that moron to OP's left! 😂😂🤣 Thank you for recording this otherwise I don't think I would've believed this.
“I trusted you” there was pain in that tone. I feel betrayed too💔
All around me are familiar places worn out faces hahahahahaha poor guy he was really hurt like dang
@@davidllamas9303 i wanna give him a hug i feel like he’s an older me 😓
My heart is broken for him 😪😹
I'd pay so much money to hear the next 10-20 minutes of conversation and play from this table 🤣🤣🤣
they probably all jokingly kept saying fake hands
Someone else reported play was suspended b/c the guy was besieged with sales offers… weekend getaway with Hollywood bombshell, purchase of a deserted island, Brooklyn Bridge, among others 😀
I trust you
@@gr8dvd Dude this is impossible to read 😂
Who else clicked the replies hoping for a link?
😂😂😂 “I trusted him”😂😂
"I trusted him" " that doesn't count?" This guy is hilarious!!!! The funniest things I have ever heard at a poker table!!!!🤣😂🤣😂
"I asked him if he had aces. He said he has 3. And I only had 2. So I folded."
That is possible in Hold'em Poker ..when 1 player is holding one ace and the other is holding 2 aces and they are sharing the community ace in the middle..that makes 3 aces vs 2 aces.
😂🤣🤣🤣🤣
Yyyyyyy?
😂😂😂
I don't get it
"I trusted him, he said he had a full house"
Look at his towers of stacked chips that says "i'm here to fleece you" right out in front of the guy.
How does a person at a card game not know the concept of bluffing?
OR MAYBE he is BLUFFING that he DOES NOT know how to play and in the end beats them!
Probally not though...
@@IwilleatmyhattoyouThat’s a nice thought…or a great plot twist in a bad movie.
@@FCS7 Maybe one day I will use this in a game of DnD haha
Has he not played before?
"I know this is poker"
I don't think you do sir.
Could be an interesting intro to a revenge thriller, where the man exacts revenge on all the players who bluffed him in poker.
That's hilarious
What a goober! Dude doesn’t understand what a bluff is, but thought it was a good idea to play poker! He deserves to have his money taken.
Love that you use that word
Haha. "A fool and his money will soon part ways"
"Listen, here's the thing. If you can't spot the sucker in the first half-hour at the table, then you are the sucker."
Not being a gambler I trust your knowledge, but I'd have though outright lying might be a bit off, if he smiled and said 'oh nice' or something, but to give specific and blatantly false info is a bit off IMHO, obviously if he said 'there's a bear behind you, run!' it would be wrong, because it affects the game by total misrepresentation, rather than true sportsmanship! Personally, I can see why he's angry, but I guess, there was nothing illegal done, bloke just needs to suck it up and put it down to experience!
@@orionraine9597 he is giving you proper poker etiquette as is done at the professional level. Bluffing is different from outright blatant lying. This is similar to what Tony G did to Phil Helmuth when he lied about not looking at his hand.
Bluffing is leading the other person to believe a lie that you have been telling by your betting and mannerisms (aka Hollywooding) where as saying out something untrue like 'Dude just muck your hand, I got quads'' when in reality you don't is not considered bluffing, it just considered bad sleazy behaviour.
It's not illegal but it definitely ensures that you don't get invited to professional or high stakes games again.
Buddy said "I trusted him" while in a POKER game 💀 like bro the biggest component to poker is deception lmfao
This poker player tricks his opponents by convincing everyone at the table that he is stupid.
Woah.
Maybe.
In the words of Tony G:
"OF COURSE I LIED PHIL, IT'S POKER!"
When he says “so it doesn’t count” that’s when I lost it
😅😅😅😅
"I trusted him!" 🤣🤣🤣
I've never even played poker, but even I know that's the whole idea behind a bluff. Well played, Mr. Fake Full House!
@@michaelfarkas2257 In other words, It's a bluff.
@@michaelfarkas2257 I get that, but at the end of the day, it's best to call a spade a spade (pun intended).
Hey Mike, watch the video again. The Asian guy made a bet and claimed to have a full house even though he didn’t. In this case it’s a bluff. He didn’t just say he had a full house and not her…otherwise why even say it? It’s very clear with the way the bearded dude described it that the Asian guy was bluffing with his words and his chips.
Also bearded dude said “I didn’t call his bet” which means Asian dude indeed made a bluff bet!
@@michaelfarkas2257 The bluffer made the initial bet and the bearded guy folded (didn't call) because the bluffer claimed to have a full house. How is that not a bluff? Also wrong. Play poker tournaments every week dude.
After he finishes that game, I got these magic beans to sell him
Where my beans at Veridian? I been waiting on my order like a week now. I trusted you!
@@nunyabusiness5819 bring me your cow to trade
@@Ver1dian Naw man, the deal was two chickens, some eggs, and a donkey. Don't try to back out now. And besides, the wife is on vacation.
Hi hi
"I trusted him. He lied to me."
Like the man said in the video, it's a bluff, lol. That's how the game is played. That's why it's not just pure luck, but takes skill too.
Really? Is the sky also made out of sky? Good thing you were here to teach us something.
@@narele25 Good thing you were here to be a dick.
Bro trusted another player at the table 💀
Everyone’s talking about how he shouldn’t have trusted him so easily but can we take a second to appreciate the chip ASMR
No.
It’s annoying as hell
Dumb
As a dealer, I have to hear the loud sound of dozens upon dozens of people shuffling chips simultaneously for hours until your head feels like it's going to explode. This is definitely not ASMR bruh.
You ASMR creeps are weird af.
Lmao "I trusted him"....I barely trust myself when I'm playing
Julyer!
Hahahahaha
Lmfao hahahahaha
😂😂😂
Is a Julyer a person whose birthday is on July?
@@BboyTurok1990 I think like you. And you think like me.
I was playing poker with a friend and he was really drunk. He was bluffing a hand and got confused and showed his cards. The dealer told him the hand wasn't over so he turned his cards over and tried to keep bluffing. It was the funniest thing. After the hand I told him that usually when you bluff, you don't show that you have nothing. Even in his drunk state he nodded and said 'Yeah I guess that was kinda of stupid'.