Seriously, someone give this man his own TV survival show, I have been sitting here in fits of laughter at this brilliant commentary whilst watching my stocks and shares, drop! At least I had Alfie to laugh at. Keep it up bud.
I can't believe you made bread from scratch! This channel is so amazing, relaxing, funny and informative. Everything I've been looking for! You're incredible!
Damn Alfie...how are you gonna have 300k plus in followers, be charismatic as hell AND informative.....and just disappear on folks. WTF. We love you my dude and need more.
A WARNING TO ALL! I was inspired by Alfie's exploits. I went camping & discovered a glorious local spot packed with fungi and other yummy nibbles. I foraged away & filled my backpack up with Mother Nature's treats. HOWEVER! On my way back to the campsite I was arrested & charged with theft from what the police officer called "a supermarket". I explained to the officer that I was simply "foraging for food". Nevertheless, he was having none of it. I was fined £400 & received a 3 month suspended sentence. Alfie makes this camping & foraging look like fun, but beware, as it come at a cost! I discovered this the hard way.
Thats ridiculous. Did you go to court and if so, what was the charge? It is illegal in the UK to pick wild flowers, so perhaps they used that as the basis for the charge. If you're foraging on private property then you must also have the permission of the land-owner, and anything you pick is the property of the land-owner. Having said all this, that copper is a prick, most just slap a warning and let you go. But the UK is a fucked up country right now. Sorry for your hassles.
Holly Shit. This must have been a long ass time to edit :P can't even imagine the frustration and satisfaction that came with it. Great video none the less. Cheers from Canada!
To seperate the wheat, roll it in between your palms, drop it into the container, shake it, and then just blow into it. The heavier seeds will stay whilst the pods will fly up and out in all directions. Less work that way. Besides, you are still the coolest kid in the mud.
Those puff balls are amazing when lightly fried in butter. Found some massive ones this fall. Going to have to try and freeze them to test out your ice cream claims. Awesome video!
They are nitrile coated work gloves. They carry them for super cheap if you have a harbor freight near you or any store will carry them in the garden section.
Because of alfie i found 10 pounds of mushrooms this year. Alfies excellent videos and charisma got me interested in mycology and the outdoors. You're a god damn inspiration Alfie!
AlfieAesthetics I'd say a variety is best. Having almost an hour of total epicness to watch is sweet, but there are times when you only check your subscriptions for something short to watch and when you see a video this long you just ignore it till later. But that later sometimes never comes because you just forget. Your videos are heavy on information, so it's better to watch them in small doses to digest them better. I'd say short videos (like the ones about finding north) are the best. A lot of short videos instead of one big are also better for the popularity of the channel since more people might be interested to watch them and even rewatch them later. That all said, I'm having the best sunday evening right now watching feature film length masterpiece about eating mushrooms and whatnot.
AlfieAesthetics A drug addict doesn't care how he intakes his dose, as long as he does its fine. Also I believe I'm mature enough to have the patience and not go on a tangent about how you don't post enough. Any of your content, short or long, is good enough for me, mate Also I'm that fake twitter account that asked you about the encyclopedias, thanks about that btw.
well done Alfie your probably one of the few people in thus country that actualy stand a chance of surviving whats coming some seriously cool advice and info Thank you Bro
@@christianproductions8534 im christian rn, and am worried about the vaccine so trying to prepare to live in wilderness as plan C ;D hope you doing well
Great video. What I like about your channel is that you seem to be very skilled in both this survival awesomeness and video editing. How many of you guys are there doing these videos? There must be at least a group working on the research alone, then another group as a filming crew and then the editing team. I'm guessing around 20 people are doing these videos because they are far beyond television quality. Absolutely love them and they are obviously insanely educational. Cheers!
AlfieAesthetics I have to agree with jktomas these videos are amazing quality, and for a one-man band thats insanley awesome! Seriously love your videos Alfie and can't wait for more!
Blackthorn is freaking amazing. Isn't nature beautiful for saving some fruits to be eaten in the bitter cold of winter and not before? This way you still have some fresh and healthy food when most other fruits and berries are long gone. And boy they taste awesome once they had a proper frost!
Okay, so I *really* like Primitive Technology because he has absolutely no spoken commentary whatsoever, simply demonstration. I *really* like this because of the opposite reason. Who knew. "That's how I revolve on an axis across a surface!"
Brings back some wonderful memories of the greatest show on tv... Ever!!!!!! "Fishing With John" you actually learn a little something with Alfie! Great job, Alfie! My new favorite show!
Awesome video. =D Thx for the shout out! =( Instantly saddened after hearing there could be no more camp aesthetics. Probably just gives me a reason to watch all your videos over and over. =) Thanks for the knowledge and general entertainment.
Your channel rocks Alfie... well done sir. I'm headed on a solo backpacking trip this weekend on the Appalachian Trail and look forward to going shroom hunting for the first time. Thanks for the tips!
As always, another excellent production. We don't get videos from you every day, so please make your videos as long as you choose. I will never complain that your videos are too long. After all, I am a subscriber. Keep up the great work!
Lol You're really smart and funny. Really enjoying your videos and I can tell you put tonnes of time and effort into them. Thanks for making survival so fun!
This is the first time I've seen one of your survival food videos...absolutely hilarious, but full of great info! I've been foraging wild mushrooms and edible food for decades, although I live in the U.S. Some of the flora is different from where I am, but I truly enjoy learning about little tricks of the trade from fellow foragers where ever they hale from. Keep doing more videos!!!!
another great vid bro, should last me till spring with all that info to take in. looking forward to next years campaesthetics dude. Have a great xmas man and hope you get some snow.. would be sweet to see what you film. peace
chemtrails - Last long, used to help radars work. Delivered by a device placed under a plane. Contrails - Last for a few seconds, comes from plane engines. Non-toxic.
You had me at "that's how I revolve on an axis across a surface." My friends are going to get sick of me saying that. Subscribed. Viewing some of your other vids it's evident yo'u've got an outstanding brain in that head of yours. Glad you haven't gotten bored and frustrated with the world and instead embraced it. Keep up the great work!
I watched this video for the first time probably 5 years ago; I still remembered it to this day. This video makes me smile :) 19:32 I hadn't noticed that this was a PoTC reference when I first watched it. I then went on to become the 6th highest editor on the PoTC wiki, no joke. I've moved down since then though, haha.
This man, this right here is the shits... I'm not even fucked off my face and I can contently enjoy observing your vast plethora of knowledge about fungai amongst other things. You've got views for days! Another great video man.
I was wonderign what your experience with phsyechedelic substances(a.i muschrooms, DMT, LSD, Weed that stuff) is, if you've ever taken anything like that, if not would you. If these questions seem too personal, what is your general opinion on phychedelic substance use. Not looking for the PC bullshit that every YTber will spout from their talk hole (each to their own blah blah blah), I want YOUR oppinion, not what is politically correct. Really interested in what you have to say seeing as you have an indpepth understaidning of chemistry and how chemicals react with each other and with our bodies.
I'm just understanding half of what you tell, cause i'm french, but i'm laughing or having big smile all the long hearing you speak :) Great good job with your vids :) I enjoy it absolutely ^^
Hey Alfie, in that pic of you, your right ear is pierced, I know you have a girlfriend and all, but left is for buccaneer, right is queer. Basically, you into those phallus shaped fungi bro?
+AlfieAesthetics Of course! Gay hookers have a sense of when shit will hit the fan (Or their face depending on what they're into), so will get outta dodge of their impeding doom. Good thing you have shooting skill.
Just finding the channel, and noticing the distance between episodes. Also, the years of dedication and passion for mufukin nature. Hate I'm late gettin here, but hope Alfie is still kickin it with the outdoors and videoing. Such a talent. Hope he is using that gift
Seriously, someone give this man his own TV survival show, I have been sitting here in fits of laughter at this brilliant commentary whilst watching my stocks and shares, drop! At least I had Alfie to laugh at. Keep it up bud.
Netflix might be a good way for him to have a show if he desired
3 years late but don't let your dreams be dreams my friend
Zim Wolf yes plzzzz
Wim Zolf
Lol , i Would imagine it would be a blast to be in the wilderness with this guy , eat great + great laughs & knowledge
I just discovered the best UA-cam channel known to man
tyvm
WeRbananas same
God damn yeah
I stumbled across this channel about 5 days ago and I'm so damn happy I did.
I JUST found this channel... being an avid outdoorsman. He reminds me of max and Chad, but with outdoors 🤣
Not too common is an equal distribution of high-level intelligence and infectious charisma found in human beings. Kudos! I'm definitely subscribing.
Holy mother. 2 minutes in... and i might have just found my new favorite channel! AHaaha This is AWESOME!
good lad!
This is the most enjoyable channel I've ever seen. I could sit here and watch it all day every day.
Helen But you know, I can WATCH DIS ALL DOIY
I can't believe you made bread from scratch! This channel is so amazing, relaxing, funny and informative. Everything I've been looking for! You're incredible!
Fuck off cutie.
Fuck off cutie.
Damn Alfie...how are you gonna have 300k plus in followers, be charismatic as hell AND informative.....and just disappear on folks. WTF. We love you my dude and need more.
"800 calories worth of pulverized chicken assholes and beaks would go down a treat right now..." I can't stop laughing =D
A WARNING TO ALL!
I was inspired by Alfie's exploits. I went camping & discovered a glorious local spot packed with fungi and other yummy nibbles. I foraged away & filled my backpack up with Mother Nature's treats. HOWEVER! On my way back to the campsite I was arrested & charged with theft from what the police officer called "a supermarket". I explained to the officer that I was simply "foraging for food". Nevertheless, he was having none of it.
I was fined £400 & received a 3 month suspended sentence.
Alfie makes this camping & foraging look like fun, but beware, as it come at a cost! I discovered this the hard way.
Thats ridiculous. Did you go to court and if so, what was the charge?
It is illegal in the UK to pick wild flowers, so perhaps they used that as the basis for the charge. If you're foraging on private property then you must also have the permission of the land-owner, and anything you pick is the property of the land-owner.
Having said all this, that copper is a prick, most just slap a warning and let you go. But the UK is a fucked up country right now. Sorry for your hassles.
This is a joke right...
thedr00 it was a joke....obviously!
thedr00 it's a joke about stealing from a super market
Well, you were just too silly, all that stuff from the supermarket? Did they have you on camera? Incredible, truly, as in unbelievable!
Nothing like smoking a blunt and watching Alfie on a Sunday. Your best video yet. You've got views for days!
Daniel Guerrero Thanks sunshine!
Alfie isn't Sunday material, he's Friday material. Y'kno what I'm saying mush?
Dale Howey he’s clearly husband and father material for days. All days. Modern day Druid.
Holly Shit. This must have been a long ass time to edit :P can't even imagine the frustration and satisfaction that came with it. Great video none the less.
Cheers from Canada!
THE BADASS IS BACK
Yay
Also.. I've never, in my life, wanted to eat mushrooms as much as I do while watching this.
To seperate the wheat, roll it in between your palms, drop it into the container, shake it, and then just blow into it. The heavier seeds will stay whilst the pods will fly up and out in all directions. Less work that way.
Besides, you are still the coolest kid in the mud.
"That's how I revolve on an axis across a surface"
HAHAHAHAHAHA. Ah dear goodness that made me burst.
+AlfieAesthetics Does anybody agree he should have his own TV show. Like if you agree!!!
If you get cold just sit in a corner, It;s 90 degrees ;-)
boo
have to say aint heard that one thumbs up
thats a good one
thats acute joke
You shouldn't have obtused that joke
Those puff balls are amazing when lightly fried in butter. Found some massive ones this fall. Going to have to try and freeze them to test out your ice cream claims. Awesome video!
+Derek Schweitzer Definately try the ice cream puffballs. God-tier.
AlfieAesthetics what gloves do you where?
They are nitrile coated work gloves. They carry them for super cheap if you have a harbor freight near you or any store will carry them in the garden section.
I give them an egg wash and cover in breadcrumbs before frying. Very tasty.
wolfie498 what, the gloves?
oh man.... that cake with rosehips was just.... it looked like heaven.
Creepy Native living up to your name
Because of alfie i found 10 pounds of mushrooms this year. Alfies excellent videos and charisma got me interested in mycology and the outdoors. You're a god damn inspiration Alfie!
I don't go outside much I just watch Alfie for his voice, nature clips and his funny sense of humor.
Imagine going camping and you just hear this dude screaming at mushroons lmfao
"Eric Clapton's favorite pastime" I died at that
Sounds like a spellcaster from Harry potter with these names of the fungi :P
"DEMLEAVES" hitmarker got me
+Leet Hacker69 lol same
A cheeky drizzle of rosehip condiment! Outstanding!
this is amazing, i found my entertainment for quarantine lmao. pandemic times anybody?
Hello Alfie I just discovered your channel today and I find watching your videos very mesmerizing. So relaxing and calming and entertaining as well.
We get vids less often now, but god damn, its satisfying when almost an hour long vid appears in my sub box. I clenched my butthole in joy.
AlfieAesthetics I'd say a variety is best. Having almost an hour of total epicness to watch is sweet, but there are times when you only check your subscriptions for something short to watch and when you see a video this long you just ignore it till later. But that later sometimes never comes because you just forget.
Your videos are heavy on information, so it's better to watch them in small doses to digest them better. I'd say short videos (like the ones about finding north) are the best. A lot of short videos instead of one big are also better for the popularity of the channel since more people might be interested to watch them and even rewatch them later. That all said, I'm having the best sunday evening right now watching feature film length masterpiece about eating mushrooms and whatnot.
AlfieAesthetics A drug addict doesn't care how he intakes his dose, as long as he does its fine. Also I believe I'm mature enough to have the patience and not go on a tangent about how you don't post enough.
Any of your content, short or long, is good enough for me, mate
Also I'm that fake twitter account that asked you about the encyclopedias, thanks about that btw.
AlfieAesthetics both...
Many a butthole was clenched in the joyful pleasure of an hour long brovideo up in that sub box.
Well, that was 51 minutes and 28 seconds of my life well spent. I need more of this!
"The abundancy is disgusting!" 😂 me to mushrooms: "Have some dignity"
well done Alfie your probably one of the few people in thus country that actualy stand a chance of surviving whats coming some seriously cool advice and info Thank you Bro
Zombie apocalypse happens, I wana be your friend Lmao.
Well the tribulation's coming soon so :)
XD same 😆
@@christianproductions8534 im christian rn, and am worried about the vaccine so trying to prepare to live in wilderness as plan C ;D hope you doing well
Thank you for sharing your adventures with us.
Great video. What I like about your channel is that you seem to be very skilled in both this survival awesomeness and video editing. How many of you guys are there doing these videos? There must be at least a group working on the research alone, then another group as a filming crew and then the editing team. I'm guessing around 20 people are doing these videos because they are far beyond television quality. Absolutely love them and they are obviously insanely educational. Cheers!
AlfieAesthetics I have to agree with jktomas these videos are amazing quality, and for a one-man band thats insanley awesome! Seriously love your videos Alfie and can't wait for more!
RegenHD bloody funny too :)
pepperoni prepper Hell yeah, his videos never fail to make me laugh, laughs for days.
Please do more awesome survival this summer!!! I love your videos and learned lots of survival techniques from you!
Jjj
>grinding lead shot and flower
+Notpoop Most shot is made of steel now (at least in the states it is) due to the environmental impact of lead.
+Ross Tafari most shot in the states is still made of lead except for waterfowl shot which is made of a less toxic metal
Ross Tafari Well that certainly wasn't steel
keith leonard Do you think he’s from the fucking states lmao
Wasn't lead banned in the UK and US?
Only about two minutes in right now...I have to say I am already loving the way you filmed this. Really fun to watch man.
"800 calories worth of pulverized chicken ass-holes and beaks." Awesome.
Love the plant and fungi identification. Can't wait for Spring to see more!
Cant wait for the next episode
AlfieAesthetics Great video nevertheless
Blackthorn is freaking amazing. Isn't nature beautiful for saving some fruits to be eaten in the bitter cold of winter and not before? This way you still have some fresh and healthy food when most other fruits and berries are long gone. And boy they taste awesome once they had a proper frost!
>I got wheat for days
fuck dude, i lost me shit
You got a thumbs down for a potty mouth. It doesn't work for you man. Shame on you.
Okay, so I *really* like Primitive Technology because he has absolutely no spoken commentary whatsoever, simply demonstration.
I *really* like this because of the opposite reason. Who knew.
"That's how I revolve on an axis across a surface!"
Those giant puffballs are good sliced thin and cooked with bacon, like tofu they tend to absorb other flavors.
Just the intro with dem leaves and the hit marker gave me such a right laugh m8. Love your stuff alfie
Alfie I do love that WE GOT FOOD FOR DAYS!
Brings back some wonderful memories of the greatest show on tv... Ever!!!!!! "Fishing With John" you actually learn a little something with Alfie! Great job, Alfie! My new favorite show!
Hahah, I've only recently discovered your videos. They're informative AND funny.
it might be 2024 now, but man these videos are still most majestic, most aesthetic
Awesome video. =D Thx for the shout out!
=( Instantly saddened after hearing there could be no more camp aesthetics.
Probably just gives me a reason to watch all your videos over and over. =)
Thanks for the knowledge and general entertainment.
There'll be more CampAesthetics once things start growing again! Spring!
Your channel rocks Alfie... well done sir. I'm headed on a solo backpacking trip this weekend on the Appalachian Trail and look forward to going shroom hunting for the first time. Thanks for the tips!
31:54 "That be there some chem trails cuz the government gonna put me in the Fema camps!
Hahahahhhahhaa! XD
As always, another excellent production. We don't get videos from you every day, so please make your videos as long as you choose. I will never complain that your videos are too long. After all, I am a subscriber. Keep up the great work!
"Slap me twice and call me a bitch! That tastes just like icecream!"
Woah, I just discovered this channel and am totally blown away by how enjoyable these videos are.
Lol You're really smart and funny. Really enjoying your videos and I can tell you put tonnes of time and effort into them. Thanks for making survival so fun!
I'm so happy right now that this video is out. And it's an hour long so it's like watching an alfieaesthetics movie haha
Never in all my days have I laughed and enjoyed proper bush-craft so much lolol!!!!
“I got wheat for days”
This is the first time I've seen one of your survival food videos...absolutely hilarious, but full of great info! I've been foraging wild mushrooms and edible food for decades, although I live in the U.S. Some of the flora is different from where I am, but I truly enjoy
learning about little tricks of the trade from fellow foragers where ever they hale from.
Keep doing more videos!!!!
Fuck yes! More Alfie! Nothing better after a night of heavy drinking and pot smoking.
You sir make nature look like it's conquerable!
I'm so happy I came across your videos...if not for the comedic relief! ha ha 😂😂
By far my favorite episode of Camp Aesthetics!
another great vid bro, should last me till spring with all that info to take in. looking forward to next years campaesthetics dude. Have a great xmas man and hope you get some snow.. would be sweet to see what you film.
peace
Love your videos. Your knowledge and sense of humour are awesome. Quite refreshing coming from such a young lad.
18:30 - just blow on the flakes, if they're light they will fly away :)
Big fluffy bags of moisture in an aesthetic arrangement.
chemtrails - Last long, used to help radars work. Delivered by a device placed under a plane. Contrails - Last for a few seconds, comes from plane engines. Non-toxic.
Wow, respect for saving the good mushrooms! :)
the mcdonald joke bro i was dieing
Alfie is hilarious to listing to when learning about survival techniques. Good times
Randomly thought of you today after all these years, i miss these!
Did I see Theresa May in that wheat field?
I love the taste of milk nettle, the flowers taste so sweet.
"We got fungi...we got plants...food for days"
Alfie 2k14
This might be one of the best things that I've ever seen. Entertaining, educational, and tastefully vulgar. You have my subscription!
I'll just assume it was steel shot and not lead for that grain....
You would be right bruh
Looking for this comment
Probably the funniest wild camping vid I’ve watched in ages, brilliant!
DEM LEAVES!!!!
Loving the Bill O'Reilley factor reference
This is real cool, I've been getting into survival stuff and was wondering where/how you learned all this? Thanks!
You had me at "that's how I revolve on an axis across a surface." My friends are going to get sick of me saying that. Subscribed. Viewing some of your other vids it's evident yo'u've got an outstanding brain in that head of yours. Glad you haven't gotten bored and frustrated with the world and instead embraced it. Keep up the great work!
Ahahaha great videos man!
I watched this video for the first time probably 5 years ago; I still remembered it to this day.
This video makes me smile :)
19:32 I hadn't noticed that this was a PoTC reference when I first watched it. I then went on to become the 6th highest editor on the PoTC wiki, no joke. I've moved down since then though, haha.
This guy is a fucking loon.
Subscribed.
Excellent thanks Alfie. Fun learning with you.
Regards
lol, you sir, i would like to hang out with ya =D
“The external organs have shrunk considerably”
Took me years for that joke to finally click in my brain and boy I got a laugh
where'd u learn this
Sweet video! Respect for the knowledge you've shoved in your head! Keep it up. The videos that is...
You put way too much water in that bread. That's why it took so long to bake. You made more of a batter than a dough.
My favorite outdoors channel out there. Good stuff. GG no re.
31:14 Is it bad that I immediately thought butt-plug?
Mario aha
No, s'cool. In an ideal world everyone would own a butt plug, for recreational or emergency use.
This man, this right here is the shits...
I'm not even fucked off my face and I can contently enjoy observing your vast plethora of knowledge about fungai amongst other things. You've got views for days! Another great video man.
I was wonderign what your experience with phsyechedelic substances(a.i muschrooms, DMT, LSD, Weed that stuff) is, if you've ever taken anything like that, if not would you. If these questions seem too personal, what is your general opinion on phychedelic substance use.
Not looking for the PC bullshit that every YTber will spout from their talk hole (each to their own blah blah blah), I want YOUR oppinion, not what is politically correct.
Really interested in what you have to say seeing as you have an indpepth understaidning of chemistry and how chemicals react with each other and with our bodies.
I'm just understanding half of what you tell, cause i'm french, but i'm laughing or having big smile all the long hearing you speak :)
Great good job with your vids :) I enjoy it absolutely ^^
Hey Alfie, in that pic of you, your right ear is pierced, I know you have a girlfriend and all, but left is for buccaneer, right is queer. Basically, you into those phallus shaped fungi bro?
it was a mirror pic, photo is reversed. left ear is pierced
+AlfieAesthetics Of course! Gay hookers have a sense of when shit will hit the fan (Or their face depending on what they're into), so will get outta dodge of their impeding doom. Good thing you have shooting skill.
Alfie your awesome and very funny
This goes well with geni.us/thelostways the survival guides
Just finding the channel, and noticing the distance between episodes. Also, the years of dedication and passion for mufukin nature. Hate I'm late gettin here, but hope Alfie is still kickin it with the outdoors and videoing. Such a talent. Hope he is using that gift