Things I have learned about Tarkov from UA-camrs: 1. Hold down reload to reload. Pressing it will merely waste ammo. 2. Green bar at bottom of screen must stay green. 3. Sticky notes will heal all wounds. 4. Old fashioned guns are the best. 5. You spend an hour healing after a kill. 6. People will run at you from forty different angles if they know someone died and another is weak, you. 7. What the fuck is the UI? 8. My friend lied to me when he said Vigor was the console version of Tarkov. Fucking bullshit. 9. ...... *it* *costs* *how* *much* *again?* 10. It'll be in beta until I am grey and old.
Yeah vigor ain't that bad but it's definitely completely different, I'd like to play tarkov on PS4 too, but thanks to the amount of controls for each thing, it's likely that we won't get it soon or rather never
Don't forget the community that is filled with people that take this game as a religion, and if you criticize any aspect of the game doesn't matter what, you will get either "git gud loser" or the classic "go play CS than". I swear to you that I have not seen a community filled with so many "cultists" as tarkov.
I swear Tarkov was designed by people that burned the book of understandable UI and game logic Loving the game, shame that it tells me nothing. I'm glad I had friends to walk me through my first few hours. It was fun seeing you fall for the same pitfalls and have questions I had
Tarkov has made me 50% more perceptive when it comes to video games. My friends always get upset when I figure shit out first and I always say it’s cause of Tarky.
Little tip: Damage In tarkov is based off of each individual limb, and not just a health pool. Aim for vital areas such as the chest or head. Shots to the arms, legs, and stomach will only injure your target, and slowly kill them
I like how so many people are trying to give advice and tips on how to play tarkov better and are ignoring the fact that the game is just very bad at teaching you how literally anything works. Thank you for including all the stuff that confused you in this video Hoot.
@@WrathofViolet That sounds like an excuse for shit design and zero clarity in the game whatsoever. If the game is confusing even for people with gaming experience, that means novice gamers will literally never be longterm players. It's just shit design.
@@sha2143 I completely agree with this, as a tarkov player with like 400 hours. It's such bullshit that they don't teach you a thing, and many new players actually just regret buying the game and never pick it up again.
@@sha2143 idk I had not much trouble navigatin myself through Tarkov. Probably because I come from a milsim community. Our games are very inaccessible.
"Imagine if someone just bought the game, how would they know what to do?" Me, who just bought the game for the weapon customization only to struggle for 4 days just to get the nuts and bolts to be able to build the damn workbench to even use said weapon customization
have you ever wanted to re-enact the same terror and confusion of being lost in the mall in your early life do you also wish if a hobo kicked you in the nuts while being lost in in the mall? do you enjoy self inflicted harm? welcome to Tarkov
Got Tarkov about a week ago, glad to know it’s common to have no idea what’s going on and that I’m not just a bumbling idiot walking through the place getting blasted by Chris Kyle from god knows where
6:50 So you mean East London at night. Also you don’t need to reload every time you shoot (unless you wasted an entire mag or you are the armory of mags)
Yeah I started playing and after studying the game for 2 months before ever touching the game there’s still so much to learn. If I just saw this game one day and decided to buy it I would have no idea, there’s no tutorial, there’s no guides in game, and as a new player it’s impossible to buy anything because you need to level up a lot just to buy the dumbest items.
Thanks hoot for the good stuff, been a bad week but watching your vids didn't fail to make em better, keep on keeping on mate. Also your voice sounds very similar to Ezio Auditore, wondering if others made that remark. Be well and have a nice day
@@Cjoudan there is a Reddit thread about this where someone posted the code that's responsible for calculating this, if you're interested in when exactly it's what level you can Google it (can't post links in UA-cam comments)
I really like the idea of Tarkov, but I'm not a very competitive player. I'd love to get into it with the gun customization and unlocking things by taking it from other players or NPCs. It just sounds fun. But the fact that if I die I lose not just the rewards, which is bad enough, but everything my character had on them? Damn that's just beyond punishing. For a player like me, I'd lose absolutely everything and enter rounds with no equipment left from dying constantly. Actual pain lol
You can insure your items and if no one loots them you get them back later, also something I used to do when I first started is wait a few minutes somewhere so all the highly geared players are gone and you can explore a bit more safely.
@@door_productions4896 Insurance costs money, money you get from going out and looting things. That’s still super punishing because you also use said money for basically everything else under the sun. I’m all set. Also, waiting sounds boring as hell. I’d rather go out and explore. I’d also rather not instantly die just because someone has more in game cash than you meaning they have better everything.
If you like the style but find Tarkov to be too much detail, grindy and stressful (like I do as well ;D).. have you tried Deadside? Death is not that painful in Deadside since you can always try to get to where you died and loot your body to get the gear back. And you have PVE only servers as well, so it eases the pressure. It has lots and lots and lots of running though given that the map is huge and you can only walk around - there are no vehicles. I think it can be fun, specially with friends.
That's literally the whole point of tarkov though. You have to invest into gear in order to acquire more gear. If you suck, you can either reset your account or I belive there's basically a "welfare" you can get lol. Plus that's what scav rounds are for, getting that juicy free loot. Having better gear doesn't make you invisible either, the poorest scav with a shotgun can take down a geared player if they are smart about it.
@@AdamantLightLP Hints why I say the game isn't for me. I'm not shitting on the game, I'm saying this sorta game is what pisses me off. The game has a lot of amazing things about it, but the loot system is what would infuriate me the most.
Me: Plays a new game after getting bored of R6 Hoot: Makes a video on that exact same game Me: Great minds think alike (I learned this format form ur yt comments tutorial vid.)
4:44 well, I bought the game like a week before the current wipe hit. And lemme tell ya customs was scary asf because when I bought the game everyone else was in late wipe chad gear and I had a puny sks and level 2 armor for myself. But somehow now, I know the map of customs now. Woods is still a mystery though, even with a 200k RUB compass, I get lost
I used to scav run woods constantly and I learned the map. Now with nothing but a compass and a general idea of where I'm at, follow me and I will take you to the loot and the exit.
@@AdamantLightLP I am new to the game so, yeah idk. I haven't played in a long time. How's the game now ? I heard there were some problems with cheaters and bugs. Is it still bad ?
"Vodka and Whiskey also counts as painkillers." - "I use them already in real life, so ..." I don't want to say anything but I have a Finnish friend with whom I'm playing from time to time and this is 100% something he would say. This might be coincidence, but I feel like alcoholism is a part of life up there. At least it's joked about a lot from what I can tell, or maybe it's not even jokes. I wouldn't know, I'm German
Things I have learned about Tarkov from UA-camrs:
1. Hold down reload to reload. Pressing it will merely waste ammo.
2. Green bar at bottom of screen must stay green.
3. Sticky notes will heal all wounds.
4. Old fashioned guns are the best.
5. You spend an hour healing after a kill.
6. People will run at you from forty different angles if they know someone died and another is weak, you.
7. What the fuck is the UI?
8. My friend lied to me when he said Vigor was the console version of Tarkov. Fucking bullshit.
9. ...... *it* *costs* *how* *much* *again?*
10. It'll be in beta until I am grey and old.
Yeah vigor ain't that bad but it's definitely completely different, I'd like to play tarkov on PS4 too, but thanks to the amount of controls for each thing, it's likely that we won't get it soon or rather never
@@lionercz714 tarkov on ps4 (probably 5 is more suitable) is doable but it'd require an useful UI design that isn't dogsh*t so BSG won't do it.
4.
I agree... PPSH CHADS FOR LIFE!
ALWAYS USE THE GUN THAT CANT BE JAMMED AND HAS POWER OF STALIN’S AMMO IN STALINIUM
when ur 9 years old and have no patience lmao.
Don't forget the community that is filled with people that take this game as a religion, and if you criticize any aspect of the game doesn't matter what, you will get either "git gud loser" or the classic "go play CS than". I swear to you that I have not seen a community filled with so many "cultists" as tarkov.
I swear Tarkov was designed by people that burned the book of understandable UI and game logic
Loving the game, shame that it tells me nothing. I'm glad I had friends to walk me through my first few hours.
It was fun seeing you fall for the same pitfalls and have questions I had
Feel you bro
Tarkov has made me 50% more perceptive when it comes to video games. My friends always get upset when I figure shit out first and I always say it’s cause of Tarky.
*_MAKE A SECOND CHANNEL_*
@@Biggy_Jimothy I don't think they are good friends if they get upset over you being good in a *video game*
@@CarryPotter007 cope?
Hoot playing Tarkov is the best thing to happen since VOIP came around.
and thats a fact
I would accept my fate if I heard his angelic voice
Nothing wrong with a pots though
too bad your dad never came around
TFW there is a free health restoration after the raid for like 5 levels or 30 raids and Hoot is just buying AI-2 from the therapist. Perfect
Little tip: Damage In tarkov is based off of each individual limb, and not just a health pool. Aim for vital areas such as the chest or head. Shots to the arms, legs, and stomach will only injure your target, and slowly kill them
@IG m0ldova An exception to the KS-23, which defies logic.
aim for legs and stomach if you have hollow point
Just leg meta them bitches until you get some decent ammo lul
I like how so many people are trying to give advice and tips on how to play tarkov better and are ignoring the fact that the game is just very bad at teaching you how literally anything works.
Thank you for including all the stuff that confused you in this video Hoot.
welcome to tarkov, the only way to escape is to uninstall I've got 500 hours I should know
one of the many things about the game is figuring out stuff by yourself bro
@@WrathofViolet That sounds like an excuse for shit design and zero clarity in the game whatsoever. If the game is confusing even for people with gaming experience, that means novice gamers will literally never be longterm players. It's just shit design.
@@sha2143 I completely agree with this, as a tarkov player with like 400 hours. It's such bullshit that they don't teach you a thing, and many new players actually just regret buying the game and never pick it up again.
@@sha2143 idk I had not much trouble navigatin myself through Tarkov. Probably because I come from a milsim community. Our games are very inaccessible.
Tarkov feels like someone looked at ArmA 3 and asked themselves, genuinely, how to make the players suffer even more than they already do.
This right here, this hurt my soul.
But it's so fun
3:07
"Oh that's me"
"I missed the part where that's my problem"
"this should be called escape from loading screen" as a new player I definitely feel this lmao
That killed me
Even if Hoot just plays the game it feels like an audiobook
"Imagine if someone just bought the game, how would they know what to do?" Me, who just bought the game for the weapon customization only to struggle for 4 days just to get the nuts and bolts to be able to build the damn workbench to even use said weapon customization
Hoot during his first raid is me 100% of the time
Hoot during second raid is already 10x better than me
Needless to say, im not enjoying tarkov.
no one is. we are all suffering. its a game designed by sadists for masochists.
its hell
@@zeroblue9884 not really just play woods lol
@@jungletroll3844 I'm not sure if that is the best or the worst advice I've ever heard
@@mariomaximilianovillasenor4362 I have realised shoreline is so much better lol
@@jungletroll3844 Maybe, but in woods there is a lot less pvp going on
Please continue to play this. I wanna see more lol
have you ever wanted to re-enact the same terror and confusion of being lost in the mall in your early life
do you also wish if a hobo kicked you in the nuts while being lost in in the mall?
do you enjoy self inflicted harm?
welcome to Tarkov
I love Tarkov, and watching other people play means that I don't have to overcome my gear fear. Please play more.
"i have no idea if this is my extraction point"
"what, you can't just double press o?"
why didn't i think of that?
Not Gonna Lie,
This is is probably the most fastest and easiest beginners tutorial I have ever seen.
"Should be called escape from loading screen" 😂
Got Tarkov about a week ago, glad to know it’s common to have no idea what’s going on and that I’m not just a bumbling idiot walking through the place getting blasted by Chris Kyle from god knows where
6:50
So you mean East London at night.
Also you don’t need to reload every time you shoot (unless you wasted an entire mag or you are the armory of mags)
Dude I just discovered this channel yesterday. This is gold
"Should be called: escape from the menu" The truest words ever spoken about this game.
Yeah I started playing and after studying the game for 2 months before ever touching the game there’s still so much to learn. If I just saw this game one day and decided to buy it I would have no idea, there’s no tutorial, there’s no guides in game, and as a new player it’s impossible to buy anything because you need to level up a lot just to buy the dumbest items.
I need a part 2, this is too fun
This game is about as intuitive as trying to remove your own tooth with a sledgehammer
This man ran at an armed enemy with a knife. What a madman
Thanks hoot for the good stuff, been a bad week but watching your vids didn't fail to make em better, keep on keeping on mate.
Also your voice sounds very similar to Ezio Auditore, wondering if others made that remark.
Be well and have a nice day
"Friendly" *zooms in and fires*
It seems a meeting with Stimpee is in order
Time to go take a shit while watching this on my iPad while it’s at 69%
10:08 "Wtf is that he is our of lightning?" Lmaooo
"Hello? Friendly!"
*brutally murders cheeki breeki boi*
5:17 A wild 24 sound effect appears, nice! 😄
"He's out of lightning....? Cool."
Me giving Hoot google maps so that he can escape from tarkov
Thanks your video made me feel better about myself
The based chad posts again, god has blessed us
"this game should be escape from loading screen" got me rofl
,,Escape from the loading screen"🤣
2:13
The difficulty is measured by the average level of people on that map right now compared to your own level
I never knew. It's always insane
@@Cjoudan there is a Reddit thread about this where someone posted the code that's responsible for calculating this, if you're interested in when exactly it's what level you can Google it (can't post links in UA-cam comments)
02:13
I really like the idea of Tarkov, but I'm not a very competitive player. I'd love to get into it with the gun customization and unlocking things by taking it from other players or NPCs. It just sounds fun. But the fact that if I die I lose not just the rewards, which is bad enough, but everything my character had on them? Damn that's just beyond punishing. For a player like me, I'd lose absolutely everything and enter rounds with no equipment left from dying constantly. Actual pain lol
You can insure your items and if no one loots them you get them back later, also something I used to do when I first started is wait a few minutes somewhere so all the highly geared players are gone and you can explore a bit more safely.
@@door_productions4896 Insurance costs money, money you get from going out and looting things. That’s still super punishing because you also use said money for basically everything else under the sun. I’m all set.
Also, waiting sounds boring as hell. I’d rather go out and explore. I’d also rather not instantly die just because someone has more in game cash than you meaning they have better everything.
If you like the style but find Tarkov to be too much detail, grindy and stressful (like I do as well ;D).. have you tried Deadside?
Death is not that painful in Deadside since you can always try to get to where you died and loot your body to get the gear back. And you have PVE only servers as well, so it eases the pressure.
It has lots and lots and lots of running though given that the map is huge and you can only walk around - there are no vehicles.
I think it can be fun, specially with friends.
That's literally the whole point of tarkov though. You have to invest into gear in order to acquire more gear. If you suck, you can either reset your account or I belive there's basically a "welfare" you can get lol. Plus that's what scav rounds are for, getting that juicy free loot.
Having better gear doesn't make you invisible either, the poorest scav with a shotgun can take down a geared player if they are smart about it.
@@AdamantLightLP Hints why I say the game isn't for me. I'm not shitting on the game, I'm saying this sorta game is what pisses me off. The game has a lot of amazing things about it, but the loot system is what would infuriate me the most.
"this game should be called escape from loading screen. it took me 5 minutes to get into a game." in late
2019 wait times were easily an hour or two
My little brother to this day still insists that Tarkov is a good game.
It is a great game. Lots of people think so. It's just got a high bar of entry.
the last minute of this video really got me good
Hoot being clueless is hilarious to watch
Nice.. my main gaim and best youtuber together. Much love dude
Holy fuck this is the best crossover video ever
Tarkov is a game you have to watch be played first before you can understand it. Even to the best players, this game is absolutely brutal. I love it.
He needs to play this again because his confused reactions were so good xD
"How would anyone know what to do?"
My first 10 raids ended in death as I wandered Interchange aimlessly
Me: Plays a new game after getting bored of R6
Hoot: Makes a video on that exact same game
Me: Great minds think alike
(I learned this format form ur yt comments tutorial vid.)
The first 2 raids are exactly how this shit goes, it's uncanny. 😂
this is the amount of control i wish i had when playing tarkov.
4:44 well, I bought the game like a week before the current wipe hit. And lemme tell ya customs was scary asf because when I bought the game everyone else was in late wipe chad gear and I had a puny sks and level 2 armor for myself. But somehow now, I know the map of customs now. Woods is still a mystery though, even with a 200k RUB compass, I get lost
I used to scav run woods constantly and I learned the map. Now with nothing but a compass and a general idea of where I'm at, follow me and I will take you to the loot and the exit.
Sks is anything but puny lol, it's actually my favorite gun in the game.
@@AdamantLightLP I am new to the game so, yeah idk. I haven't played in a long time. How's the game now ? I heard there were some problems with cheaters and bugs. Is it still bad ?
Tarkov is much like life, you get no tutorial and most often than not your gonna get fucked. Being with other people is always the best
It's how you said you use the vodka and whiskey in real already 😂
Is there more Tarkov from Hoot. i wanna watch that.
i watched this video once before playing tarkov and once after playing tarkov and im not fucking sure which time was funnier but im dying right now
Hoot needs to hear the one scav voice line
Dude 4 vids in and im dead! super funny.
Hoot - "friendly"
Proceeds to shoot random guy in the face
good times
Hoot could prob do a good Johnny Depp impression 🤔
- "that's me.."
- "Yup."
*that's a moment to live*
He has the right mindset but he just needs the right guns. There should be a minimum of 15 sights and 3 flashlights per weapon
Escape for loading screen XD im srsly dead
he's out of lightning
My first tarkov raid lasted exactly 40 seconds before I was killed at my spawn
Man, it would be so AWESOME if you got into tarkov and started creating some quality tarky content!
hoot keep uplaoding tarkov they added voip i bleaive u will get a really good clips with a good gameplay
I just got a Rick roll ad... well fucking played to whoever did that
Dude just peaced out in the last one.
God. This mans voice has more horsepower than a fucking car
Thumbnail: pov you open a bag of chips near friends
I love how I'll fitting his baraclava is.
will you do another tarkov video ?
gonna need to watch you play more of this
Tämä oli laadukasta videoviihdettä, hörähdin kahdesti.
The fucking low level AI-2 health regen really got me good, ngl
"Vodka and Whiskey also counts as painkillers." - "I use them already in real life, so ..."
I don't want to say anything but I have a Finnish friend with whom I'm playing from time to time and this is 100% something he would say. This might be coincidence, but I feel like alcoholism is a part of life up there. At least it's joked about a lot from what I can tell, or maybe it's not even jokes. I wouldn't know, I'm German
I feel so much better about feeling so damn lost when I play a new game for the first time!
I hope you stay with this game i wanna se more of this
Lol this was chaos and it was awesome
Me: is this a good game or not?
Video: mhmm.
You should play more tarkov
absolutely cracked
Ngl if I heard you in dorms I would be very intimidated. You sound like what I imagine glukhar to sound like in English
“i come in piss„ - hoot
I feel terrible, he didn't even know healing was free
That MP5 mag is a grower not a shower, don't hate on it 😂
Pause at 7:37
The guy that killed Hoot is seen crouching behind the right-half of the leftmost fence panel.
bois do u agree? i want to play games with hoot, because it looks so ez... i mean hoot doesnt seem like a sweatter
a typical escape from tarkov experience...
Omg, watching newbies play tarkov is just... in these moments I just want to help you not to get existential crisis
It hurts watching newbies, especially since his friend is feeding him some bad tips too.
We've all been that friend that forgets just how steep the climb is and doesn't know how to help, but yeah, it was pretty.bad.
my god. yes. just...yes
Please do more of this :D
7:41 these whole seconds is just tarkov as a whole
You should do more vids of this, it was comical! Cheers.
My first time playing this game, I had no idea what I was doing, saw no one, and extracted.
the beginning is beautiful. All that I do in any sort of pvp games is simply kill the shit out of each others.....
Half a moth now... When are we going to get some tutorial / loot run guides?
*THERE IS NO ESCAPE FROM TARKOV.*
Ah. Tarkov newbie :D Welcome to the Tarkov life