How Long Would You Survive Against Sans AUs?

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  • @safe3625
    @safe3625 11 місяців тому +615

    Pin me

    • @xXMrPROXx
      @xXMrPROXx  11 місяців тому +91

      Okay, but that's only because I like Kirito-

    • @Mischi99929
      @Mischi99929 11 місяців тому +25

      ITS THAT EASY TO GET A PIN?

    • @Canonswapsans
      @Canonswapsans 11 місяців тому +7

      Yo guys I solo godverse no hit real

    • @koopeninja
      @koopeninja 11 місяців тому +3

      LOL

    • @Femedo_37
      @Femedo_37 11 місяців тому +2

      hmmmmmmm
      @@xXMrPROXx

  • @fandomotaku9921
    @fandomotaku9921 11 місяців тому +455

    I love how most of these aren't how long you'd last in the fight, it's just how long they'll dally before fighting you and killing you almost instantly.

    • @Waluigus
      @Waluigus 8 місяців тому +16

      The child I would drop kick and when instantly and for the chess one, NAH, I’D WIN, for the Pokémon one stellar teracrystallized shedninja(an immortal Pokémon)

    • @fandomotaku9921
      @fandomotaku9921 8 місяців тому +12

      @@Waluigus ...............yeah, alright, man. You keep telling yourself that.

    • @RGBanimationdude
      @RGBanimationdude 7 місяців тому +4

      ​@@Waluigus sure buddy

    • @Flipclip120
      @Flipclip120 6 місяців тому

      @@Waluigus main character syndrome is infected him. We must keep him contaminated

    • @jamiethompson6084
      @jamiethompson6084 3 місяці тому +2

      @@Waluigusbro there no type that would be immune to every type

  • @DezdreadZ
    @DezdreadZ 11 місяців тому +296

    Error 404 is the definition of destroy the building cause there was a spider

  • @EzraTilahun
    @EzraTilahun 11 місяців тому +274

    Unless you kill everyone else in the Underground, I don’t think that Classic Sans would be interested in fighting you, much less killing you.

    • @кто-то-г7з2п
      @кто-то-г7з2п 11 місяців тому

      He will. Remember about what he said on pacifist? If not the promise, he would just kill you

    • @marioluigibros.8176
      @marioluigibros.8176 11 місяців тому +21

      exactly. also they said you are LOVE 1, so he will literally do 1 damage no KARMA.

    • @кто-то-г7з2п
      @кто-то-г7з2п 11 місяців тому +11

      @@marioluigibros.8176 I mean, it's just sans passive, no one said it won't work on lv1

    • @кто-то-г7з2п
      @кто-то-г7з2п 11 місяців тому +3

      @@marioluigibros.8176 maybe because sans isn't fighting at all in asriel fight?

    • @кто-то-г7з2п
      @кто-то-г7з2п 11 місяців тому +2

      If you were paying attention, there are only papyrus bones in the fight

  • @STrangeDude3834
    @STrangeDude3834 11 місяців тому +129

    Classic - you have literally lvl 1, and his promise to Toriel is still in power (same with outer)
    Dream - he wouldn't percieve you as a threat, because you have lvl 1 and your emotions are clear as day (the logic of "the higher your lvl is, the more distanced you are). So, he would feel your emotions without a problem
    Dusttale (Murder) won't touch you, as long as you are not a genocidal freak or anyhow similar to his human. The best outcome - he will just keep his distance to make sure, that you are not a danger, and - could quite possibly ask for Core Frisk to take you out, maybe, or even get you to the barrier, though it will be useless, as there are no boss monster souls for you to go over the barrier. So, either he asks someone to help you out, ignores you OR, if he judged you as a "freak", dangerous person and such - would kill you.
    Seraphim - he doesn't need another soul, he already can use the code, so additional souls wouldn't be neccessary.
    Horror - uh, he is chaotic? He is hungry, but as Flowey told us - if we can befriend with him and Paps, we will live a "luxuary" life in the underground.
    Ultra - he is a good person, so without a reason - he shouldn't attack you
    Epic - he wouldn't attack you, for an idea. Probably the same case(OH. Bruh, my tablet got heavier) as with Ultra.
    Fatal - he... hm, idk. Maybe, just MAYBE, he won't touch you, because you don't have the code of his brother

    • @neerman407
      @neerman407 10 місяців тому +9

      I think dust would attack you for the EXP

    • @STrangeDude3834
      @STrangeDude3834 10 місяців тому +21

      @@neerman407 that's not in Murder's (Dust) jurisdiction. He won't attack you or anyone without a reason. He only kills mnsters for EXP in his timeline, trying to get lvl 20, just to make it harder for "The Human". Anomalies, such as new humans or visitors from other AU/AT - he would look over them from the distance, making sure that they are not a threat or freak. Pretty much ignores you, if you think about it. The "Dust" that you have mentioned - would be more like DustDust or fanon Dust

    • @neerman407
      @neerman407 10 місяців тому +4

      @@STrangeDude3834 true I guess

    • @_Senator_Armstrong_
      @_Senator_Armstrong_ 10 місяців тому +13

      I think Seraphim would just try to dissuade you from fighting he is literally classic after all

    • @Dummy765
      @Dummy765 10 місяців тому +3

      fatal will probably copy and paste you and the kill the clone if he wants some code that wont help him at all. he doesnt kill things that much.

  • @LeoPrince-o9g
    @LeoPrince-o9g 11 місяців тому +458

    Killer
    ‘He Breaths Killing’
    Me:💀

    • @KoriH-zg4mf
      @KoriH-zg4mf 11 місяців тому +29

      That would be annoying to be in a room with. Imagine you are trapped in a elevator with someone who is repeating "killing" quietly to themselves and when you ask them about it, they say "Oh! That's just my breathing😅".

    • @c.hattonsa
      @c.hattonsa 9 місяців тому +6

      also killer:
      SNIF NSIF

    • @Qunix123
      @Qunix123 9 місяців тому +2

      Literally

    • @archimore_99
      @archimore_99 5 місяців тому +2

      Poke tale sans: he has lvl+70 trained pokemon what do you have
      Me who's hacking: archeos
      Sans: wai wha

    • @LeoGAO-o8s
      @LeoGAO-o8s 5 місяців тому

      @@archimore_99vhs sans-

  • @ZenPro41
    @ZenPro41 9 місяців тому +958

    Merg: Nah I’d win

    • @Bobmob.mp4
      @Bobmob.mp4 8 місяців тому +60

      No hit youtubers: Nah id “Nah id win”

    • @Lavenderflowergacha
      @Lavenderflowergacha 8 місяців тому +48

      @@Bobmob.mp4that’s exactly what they said. Merg. Someone who likes to try no hitting after beating fangames normally.

    • @rommel.hates.desert
      @rommel.hates.desert 8 місяців тому +11

      Except undertale last breath renewed​@@Lavenderflowergacha

    • @Lavenderflowergacha
      @Lavenderflowergacha 8 місяців тому +4

      @@rommel.hates.desert normally implies that it is what usually happens.

    • @Lavenderflowergacha
      @Lavenderflowergacha 8 місяців тому +3

      @@rommel.hates.desert … oh, now I see the issue… it looks like I said when he beats it in the normal way…

  • @Leloup67
    @Leloup67 11 місяців тому +377

    Important point: You die almost everytime

    • @Canonswapsans
      @Canonswapsans 11 місяців тому +18

      Yeah I think I can beat some of them,honestly I think I could befriend sans, geno sans,glitchtale and outer(I like bad jokes and I’m a little sad guy)beat dancetale dancing,kill little tale, swap sans and swap fell,and finally ,beat chess tale

    • @sholamakinde430
      @sholamakinde430 11 місяців тому +19

      @@Canonswapsans why would you kill littletale? he's just a lil guy

    • @Leloup67
      @Leloup67 11 місяців тому +5

      @@Canonswapsans maybe that's why I said almost

    • @Canonswapsans
      @Canonswapsans 11 місяців тому +2

      I was giving my opinion on who I could kill or befriend

    • @Canonswapsans
      @Canonswapsans 11 місяців тому +1

      @@sholamakinde430I wouldn’t,just saying I can

  • @Amongus42038
    @Amongus42038 11 місяців тому +47

    the description for lusttale is hysterical.

    • @The_Real_SmolOrTem
      @The_Real_SmolOrTem 10 місяців тому +5

      Erm AcHkuTalLy 🤓
      It's spelt Underlust (joke) (JOKE THIS IS A JOKE) (I REALLY DON'T CARE HOW PEOPLE SPELL THINGS)

    • @Amongus42038
      @Amongus42038 9 місяців тому +1

      @@The_Real_SmolOrTem ik

    • @Under_SongOFFICIAL
      @Under_SongOFFICIAL 9 місяців тому +5

      But I wonder how Lustsans is gonna kill you, of pleasure or what?????????

    • @eossyoutubeaccount5152
      @eossyoutubeaccount5152 9 місяців тому +3

      ​@@Under_SongOFFICIAL I know nothing about Undertale despite having the Sans Mii costume in Smash, but I feel the need to know this too

    • @HannahFung-ls3tp
      @HannahFung-ls3tp 8 місяців тому

      i don’t think they even programmed fights in this game (not that I’ve tried)

  • @Canonswapsans
    @Canonswapsans 11 місяців тому +382

    Me:tells a joke to dust sans
    2 seconds later:
    Dust:so this is my new pal

    • @Sansbutdraws
      @Sansbutdraws 11 місяців тому +31

      I can confirm 100% this is true

    • @TheOverwriter
      @TheOverwriter 11 місяців тому +61

      He's basically Classic Sans but murders people.
      So if you remind him of his past with jokes he'll probably be your friend.
      The only person he truly wants to kill is the human, and no one else.
      DUSTDUST HOWEVER....

    • @Canonswapsans
      @Canonswapsans 11 місяців тому +33

      @@TheOverwriter that’s canon dust sans,fanon on the other hand…
      Bro farms more lv than a farmer

    • @TheOverwriter
      @TheOverwriter 11 місяців тому +5

      @@Canonswapsans ok

    • @HotdogBro12
      @HotdogBro12 11 місяців тому +11

      @@TheOverwriterbro dustdust gonna went "I DONT GIVE A SHETTE🗣" and then literally sent you to somewhere

  • @TheOverwriter
    @TheOverwriter 11 місяців тому +27

    Explaining what if you survived while being a pacifist.
    Seraphim!Sans.
    He doesn't want to take any souls.
    He's just chill as his old self.
    He only attacks when someone is actually aggressive like chara.
    Dream!Sans
    True but.... It depends what went wrong in your life.
    Normal Sans
    Unless you're in a pacifist route and haven't killed anyone, you're safe.
    Outer!Sans
    No idea who this guy, but I'm guessing he's the same as the previous one.
    After tale
    Just.. Don't touch his scarf.
    Glitchtale Sans
    Might as well become friends with him.
    Just don't try to kill him.
    Mafiatale Sans
    ...Just like all mafia gangs, don't betray them.
    Hardtale Sans
    We're not gonna talk about what happens.
    Dusttrust
    So he's basically Dust tale, and Distrust combined.
    Just do not approach him with any weapon.
    Dust!Sans
    Same as the previous one, but just tell a joke.
    Killer Sans
    Too late man, you better run.
    Ultra!Sans
    Potential friend, he just wants to save other timelines.
    Epic!Sans
    Another Potential friend, he's just chill like that.
    FATAL ERROR SANS
    Unless you understand him and help him get his papyrus back he won't kill you.
    ERROR!SANS
    Sorry bud but, there's no way out of this one.
    ERROR 404
    Potential friend, as I've seen him way to many times being chill and watching shit behind the scenes.
    King Godverse
    Do I really need to explain?
    One word, total annihilation, he won't even think twice.
    Oh also last one they did not add.
    Nightmare Mode Sans
    Potential friend, just don't even think about attacking them.

    • @Canonswapsans
      @Canonswapsans 11 місяців тому

      About dust sans,I commented exactly what you said

    • @TheOverwriter
      @TheOverwriter 11 місяців тому +1

      @@Canonswapsans i know

    • @Mr.Smiler1
      @Mr.Smiler1 11 місяців тому

      What will happend hardtale sans?

    • @TheOverwriter
      @TheOverwriter 11 місяців тому

      @@Mr.Smiler1safe.

    • @Mr.Smiler1
      @Mr.Smiler1 11 місяців тому

      phew

  • @Олеш-в4у
    @Олеш-в4у 11 місяців тому +120

    Epic:which type of fight you prefer
    Me: rubber chicken fight"take out my rubber chicken

    • @TheGooseOfChaos
      @TheGooseOfChaos 11 місяців тому +9

      Epic: So your a cool bruh huh bruh? You can't match my skills bruh!

    • @Burningstars-k8l
      @Burningstars-k8l 11 місяців тому +7

      Me: BUT I HAVE THE ONE WITH A COFFIN DANCE HAT

    • @Compysaursus
      @Compysaursus 11 місяців тому +4

      The battle of the centuries

    • @Shadow2166
      @Shadow2166 10 місяців тому +3

      battle of the rubber

    • @Bhuvan2512
      @Bhuvan2512 Місяць тому

      Mine is PILLOW FIGHT BOI

  • @petacheese
    @petacheese 11 місяців тому +17

    Epic: so it comes to the meme battle.
    Me: intense stare.
    Epic: [ pulls out rubber chicken ]
    Me: [ pulls out rubber duck ]
    [ Boss Music Intensifies as loud noises come from judgement hall. ]

    • @NafishaArrisa
      @NafishaArrisa 3 місяці тому +1

      [ dio walking ]

    • @RGSTOLEYOURFOODS
      @RGSTOLEYOURFOODS 3 місяці тому +1

      Can I join to? [ Pulls out a nuclear bomb ]

    • @rrr-jd4ss
      @rrr-jd4ss Місяць тому +1

      ​@@RGSTOLEYOURFOODSNO change that to a rubber nuke to fit the theme.(PS you can still have the nuke explode you just have to make the outer layer rubber and maybe swing it at them a few times)

  • @witherslayer4239
    @witherslayer4239 11 місяців тому +104

    If I saw Reaper I would know it was my time, and considering my fondness for the AUs I would greet him like an old friend.

    • @Canonswapsans
      @Canonswapsans 11 місяців тому +6

      [Insert Chad meme]

    • @A-Cat-With-Wifi
      @A-Cat-With-Wifi 11 місяців тому +12

      if its time, Its time. I'm not gonna argue with reaper.

    • @SV-Crows
      @SV-Crows 11 місяців тому +7

      ... BEEDLE THE BARD?!

    • @LuxXLost
      @LuxXLost 9 місяців тому +4

      *A man offers you a cigar as you know your end is near.*
      (If anyone gets the reference can we be friends)

    • @spookyscaryhorrifying
      @spookyscaryhorrifying 8 місяців тому

      @@LuxXLost i get the reference 🔥

  • @Tyron-sd9hg
    @Tyron-sd9hg 7 місяців тому +9

    How I’d survive.
    Littletale: id just play games with him to make him my friend.
    Sciencetale: who would experiment on a kid?
    Lusttale: ..who would smash a kid? ( don’t even bring up *THEM.* )
    Altertale: I’d just stay in the ruins.
    Swap: about the same as littletale
    Fresh: just brush up on the lingo and be his apprentice of all things fresh.
    Last Breath: LV 1, never did a geno route so Gaster can’t snitch.
    Endless Breath: Same as last one.
    Chess: I’m up for a game of chess or two as long as he doesn’t flipping murder me.
    Nightmare: just get dream.
    Ink: I’m more into the idea of taking drawing lessons than stealing drawings.
    Storyshift: true pacifist.
    Swapfell: just like fell papyrus, just hold out and spare and you’ll make it out alive.
    Dance: once again, true pacifist.
    Poketale: TBF, you can still train Pokémon without killing anything.
    Bill: always read the fine print.
    Seraphim: TRUE. PACIFIST.
    Echotale: could probably work for him to live.
    Reaper: it’s not even my time yet :/
    Ultra: do I even need to say it? True. Pacifist.
    Dream: same as last one.
    Undertale: come on, him? He’s lazy in any route other than geno and I’d be LV 1-
    Outertale: same thing as undertale

    • @CamaelCarrara
      @CamaelCarrara 18 днів тому

      Who would smash a kid ? 🤣🤣🤣🤣 bro people can actually smash kids …….

    • @Colorsquad_Creator
      @Colorsquad_Creator 6 днів тому

      Good points TBH, but I don't know much about Lusttale, whose 'them'?

  • @krima9628
    @krima9628 11 місяців тому +23

    Outertale: you're getting hit by a supernova

  • @a_good_gamer-o3e
    @a_good_gamer-o3e 19 днів тому +1

    1:33 sans:"hey kid ever heard about fractions!"

  • @tyr720
    @tyr720 11 місяців тому +16

    Truly as video worth the wait this was amazing

  • @ipnydia4870
    @ipnydia4870 3 місяці тому +10

    4:32 Yes please explain and why tf does it looks like it was drawn to be good but didn’t come out well it doesn’t match the art style of the others also-

    • @BaranUcer-j9v
      @BaranUcer-j9v Місяць тому +1

      There is the king of the multiverse and the king of the godverse(the king of gods)

  • @Pantran_1804
    @Pantran_1804 11 місяців тому +73

    Out of nowhere a gaster blaster ? That is carzy for sans , he is too lazy for a thing, even to kill.

    • @100kSubscribersforfreemvp
      @100kSubscribersforfreemvp 11 місяців тому +1

      pov never did genocide.

    • @ItsRainbowBrineYT
      @ItsRainbowBrineYT 11 місяців тому +9

      Yeah true. If anything, Sans just wouldn’t do anything because we haven’t killed any monsters. He would only want to kill us if our LV was at 19.

    • @RigOfRoyalty
      @RigOfRoyalty 11 місяців тому +2

      @@ItsRainbowBrineYTyou can get lvl 19 neutral runs and sans doesn’t fight you

    • @destructive-meme-agent
      @destructive-meme-agent 11 місяців тому

      It's like Liteltale sans can kill you😂. He is literally a kid, don't know what's killing and death is

    • @baterka1379
      @baterka1379 10 місяців тому

      @@ItsRainbowBrineYT well, when you are at the MTT resort and you go with sans, he will say that you are alive only beacuse of the promise he made, even though he said he was just joking, we know for sure that he made the promise, but i feel like he would really kill you if he didnt make it, but there is no proof to that

  • @HotdogBro12
    @HotdogBro12 11 місяців тому +12

    1:30 nah fanon LB already kill us as we fight him💀

  • @Multi_Magma
    @Multi_Magma 11 місяців тому +266

    0.001 seconds that will be impossible to survive against King Godverse.

    • @Lean99999
      @Lean99999 11 місяців тому +11

      🧔

    • @ALLJUSTAGAME-fk6sb
      @ALLJUSTAGAME-fk6sb 11 місяців тому +13

      Godverse is mid

    • @KamilSzokaluk-xf6sk
      @KamilSzokaluk-xf6sk 11 місяців тому +19

      ​@@ALLJUSTAGAME-fk6sbGodverse has 10x better written story than Alphatale, th are you on 💀

    • @NOATWOLAWSTRYANTUNSURPERSHADOW
      @NOATWOLAWSTRYANTUNSURPERSHADOW 11 місяців тому +10

      ​@@ALLJUSTAGAME-fk6sbhere we go again never peace true godverse and alphaverse only characters peacefully but fan not this so so so became turn theme thermonuclear again

    • @plus_ultra_homie
      @plus_ultra_homie 11 місяців тому +1

      ​@@KamilSzokaluk-xf6skGod verse and alpha tale is low mid

  • @Gromit048
    @Gromit048 9 місяців тому +5

    2:11 "he's got lv+70 trained pokemons. what do you have?" a team full of lvl 100's, gonna be a nice battle.

    • @josephconover5270
      @josephconover5270 7 місяців тому

      I imagine he wouldn't try to attack you with his Pokemon since that would break rules I think. I think he would challenge you after you gain experience as a trainer.

  • @GamingError505
    @GamingError505 11 місяців тому +40

    “Let’s keep it below 18” 💀💀💀

    • @Lean99999
      @Lean99999 11 місяців тому +2

      Shes a children ☺️

  • @Nicoloide.
    @Nicoloide. 11 місяців тому +8

    So good explanation!!

  • @how.mad.are.you0
    @how.mad.are.you0 11 місяців тому +14

    Some of them in the beginning can finish you off in few seconds if you didn't add dialogues for them just like the last ones. (Which also supposed to chat before finishing you off)
    Reaper is literally FTL and nigh omnipresent you can consider that.

  • @winkyawmyo400
    @winkyawmyo400 3 місяці тому +7

    4:02 : fanta mode looking ah

  • @CallMeEclipse0
    @CallMeEclipse0 11 місяців тому +38

    What??? I didn’t expect this to be used by anyone, thank you😭😭😭

    • @xXMrPROXx
      @xXMrPROXx  11 місяців тому +7

      Bro that remix was FIRE 🔥

  • @Qunix123
    @Qunix123 9 місяців тому +8

    3:41 papyrus gave sans melted chocolate while it was still in the plastic

  • @oscarvaldovinos6597
    @oscarvaldovinos6597 11 місяців тому +29

    4:33 I do need an explanation about that number of seconds to survive the king of the godverse.

    • @The_Figure777-editz
      @The_Figure777-editz 11 місяців тому +4

      Basically king godverse its a god of omnigods, he create his own cosmology, he can MANIPULATE all the concepts and the rules and even stories of gods.
      His power are beyond levels
      He could create the nothingness and destroy omniverses and more...
      He control by law and realities.
      The knowledge of K.G are irrelevant its impossible to know the knowledge of king godverse and its absolutely above Infinity.
      He create the whole godverse
      He create an absolute machine can do anything .if YOU wanna use this machine you need to get the omni key.
      Even with power of the absolute machine YOU can't effect king godverse
      Its a part of the aeter continuum the absolute group of true gods.
      So king godverse its an absolute god beyond everything and anything and beyond nothing and abyss and the whole barrel.
      (If you know godverse: king Godverse its the one who give the power to king omniverse)

    • @The_Figure777-editz
      @The_Figure777-editz 11 місяців тому +1

      Maybe its 0.00001 sec

    • @Canonswapsans
      @Canonswapsans 11 місяців тому +1

      Meanwhile me that convinced him to do a fnf battle:yeah he’s a chill guy

    • @DailyAveragePlayer-cz8tq
      @DailyAveragePlayer-cz8tq 11 місяців тому

      @@The_Figure777-editz I'm pretty sure error404 created king godverse, but thats just me.

    • @The_Figure777-editz
      @The_Figure777-editz 11 місяців тому +1

      @@DailyAveragePlayer-cz8tq are YOU serious no error 404 create king multiverse
      King godverse are from another verse

  • @randomnessradiator
    @randomnessradiator 11 місяців тому +16

    A few things to note:
    Fell sans isnt just sans but angry, he’s more like an unlucky guy who just
    fell to life circumstance🔥
    there was a point where he panicked all of the sudden and got really powerful outta nowhere (he uses it in joking ways tho).
    Swap sans is a lot stronger than people give him credit for, it’s essentially just the personality and attack patterns of classic sans, but with the energy of papyrus, he could floor you if he wanted to.

  • @nazireozbay4123
    @nazireozbay4123 11 місяців тому +32

    İ think if you say bruh and you are wearing a sunglasses epic and fresh will dont kill you because you are like they

    • @Canonswapsans
      @Canonswapsans 11 місяців тому

      Fresh would kill you

    • @Canonswapsans
      @Canonswapsans 11 місяців тому

      And I think this is a scenario where sans wants you dead for some reason

    • @AkiliClark
      @AkiliClark 11 місяців тому +1

      Fresh would most likely not kill you because his actions are controlled by a parasite. Why would he kill a low human when he already has his best host.
      @@Canonswapsans

    • @coolsgameandvideo1363
      @coolsgameandvideo1363 11 місяців тому +1

      ​@@AkiliClarkfresh not even sans he is parasite

  • @kephasangcon
    @kephasangcon 5 місяців тому +25

    4:33 - YES. EXPLAIN!

  • @Furious_champion
    @Furious_champion 11 місяців тому +16

    I mean the ones that rely on kr can't really kill you if you go by the theory that it is based on your LOVE.

    • @KrisCrossssss
      @KrisCrossssss 11 місяців тому +2

      unfortunately, the flavor text in his boss fight says otherwise :(

  • @Wrapped_In_Black
    @Wrapped_In_Black 11 місяців тому +5

    The thin with Noghtmare is that he actually dosent kill people he just tortures them for his negativity. He would only kill someone if they remind him of his bullies or past.

  • @undertaleinformation
    @undertaleinformation 11 місяців тому +8

    Unique concept for an Undertale video, I like it 😄 👍.

  • @Totallynotme-idk
    @Totallynotme-idk 11 місяців тому +6

    I was laughing a lot with some of these jokes and it was very fun! Hopefully there will be more video like this.

  • @whowasthisguyagain
    @whowasthisguyagain 11 місяців тому +19

    survival moment

  • @KingdomCookies
    @KingdomCookies 5 місяців тому +3

    Me waiting for the jumpscare: 👁👄👁

  • @SansINess53
    @SansINess53 11 місяців тому +8

    If murder will kill you, he would just need to use 1 gaster which means 2 seconds and you're dead

    • @A-Cat-With-Wifi
      @A-Cat-With-Wifi 11 місяців тому

      truth.

    • @SansINess53
      @SansINess53 11 місяців тому +4

      @@A-Cat-With-Wifi while killer would just torture you so it will be depend if he enjoys torturing you.

    • @A-Cat-With-Wifi
      @A-Cat-With-Wifi 11 місяців тому +1

      @@SansINess53 won't he just stab you?
      I mean, I know nightmare likes torturing, but killer? I dunno.

    • @SansINess53
      @SansINess53 11 місяців тому +3

      @@A-Cat-With-Wifi he would, for the fun of it, I said it depends.

  • @JonathanKujo108
    @JonathanKujo108 11 місяців тому +14

    "just keep it below 18"
    -even better 💀💀💀

  • @HelloILikeMoney-z4s
    @HelloILikeMoney-z4s 11 місяців тому +6

    Meanwhile endless breath: NO I won’t die because my father said so!

  • @TheMostBallerB4c0n
    @TheMostBallerB4c0n 2 місяці тому +2

    VHS sans: "nah id idk what to put here"

  • @ducc1
    @ducc1 11 місяців тому +12

    Could you make an Alphatale/Alphaverse vs SCP video? Both verses have supidly broken characters

    • @TheGooseOfChaos
      @TheGooseOfChaos 11 місяців тому

      682, the lizard that came back frim being erased from existence.
      096, the dude who jumps dimensions cuz you saw his face, then you die.

    • @Pineapple343
      @Pineapple343 10 місяців тому

      tbh in the entire scp verse 682 and 096 arent super strong@@TheGooseOfChaos

    • @saywhatnow2173
      @saywhatnow2173 9 місяців тому

      ​@@Pineapple343 096 yes but 682? Definitely not. That thing is Outerversal and even became Boundless(SCP-6820).

    • @HannahFung-ls3tp
      @HannahFung-ls3tp 3 місяці тому

      I never thought I’d find an SCP fan here

  • @Neyrolix24
    @Neyrolix24 6 місяців тому +3

    4:06 "Fanta form" got me😂

  • @ganebriticu6700
    @ganebriticu6700 11 місяців тому +21

    2:16 I have existence.

    • @A-Cat-With-Wifi
      @A-Cat-With-Wifi 11 місяців тому +1

      and he has LV+70 pokemon.
      you aren't winning.

    • @ganebriticu6700
      @ganebriticu6700 11 місяців тому

      @@A-Cat-With-Wifi nuh uh

    • @germanguy2
      @germanguy2 11 місяців тому

      I have a level 3 Bulbasaur

  • @ambassadorofbadtaste
    @ambassadorofbadtaste 5 місяців тому +1

    Lusttale? You better make sure I'll be taken down with a flashy fight, cuz I ain't gonna sugarcoat shit

  • @necroz2584
    @necroz2584 11 місяців тому +23

    Green Sans: _0.01 seconds dead just because of a meme_
    M87 Sans: _0.01 seconds dead due to supernova explosion and blackhole_
    Omni404: _0.01 seconds off because it erase immediately when touched_
    Faker404: _0.0001 seconds dead from eating_

    • @Subscribe_To_Technoblade
      @Subscribe_To_Technoblade 11 місяців тому +2

      with M87 you don''t just die near instantly, you become spaghetti of DNA in less than a microsecond

    • @adoraiwhat
      @adoraiwhat 11 місяців тому +1

      M87 doesn't have an actual black hole as his superpower, neither he's powerful nor he is impossible. It's just a normal sans with a *black hole in his eye*

    • @HotdogBro12
      @HotdogBro12 11 місяців тому

      @@adoraiwhatyup
      The other thing are fanon

    • @brakkamykar
      @brakkamykar 11 місяців тому +1

      no faker is 0 seconds

  • @EliteCameraBuddy
    @EliteCameraBuddy 11 місяців тому +7

    0:56 “1 week” bro probably got stressed lht and died of a heart attack

  • @SansINess53
    @SansINess53 11 місяців тому +7

    Correction : outertale will through a meteor at you 1.5 min

    • @randomlygeneratedhoursfan
      @randomlygeneratedhoursfan 11 місяців тому

      Remember,Outer doesn't only use "stars and meteors",since it's basically UT sans but astronomy version,he still can still throw a gaster blaster/spawn a gaster blaster using blue bones

    • @SansINess53
      @SansINess53 11 місяців тому +1

      @@randomlygeneratedhoursfan ik but his attack Speed would be somewhat buffed due to gravity.

    • @randomlygeneratedhoursfan
      @randomlygeneratedhoursfan 11 місяців тому

      I mean yeah he can just use 10x gravity or smth but it will use alot of stamina

    • @SansINess53
      @SansINess53 10 місяців тому +1

      ​@@randomlygeneratedhoursfanno he is in space meaning, a normal speed attack would buffed

  • @SigilAnimates
    @SigilAnimates 11 місяців тому +7

    Fun fact about chess:
    At high levels, people typically play professional games, which have time controls. These modes are:
    Bullet
    Blitz
    Rapid
    and Classical
    Classical is the longest format, which is anything beyond 20 minutes (I think, take that with a grain of salt) and is considered by most to be the most prestigious format

    • @Dust_plays
      @Dust_plays 11 місяців тому

      woap woap

    • @ChrisMaster2
      @ChrisMaster2 11 місяців тому

      Actually, daily matches are the longest, but the time frame was too short for that

  • @Papyrus.the.coolest.skeleton
    @Papyrus.the.coolest.skeleton 11 місяців тому +15

    3:34 horror wont kill you if you are nice to him ,
    But when he hungry ,....

    • @Canonswapsans
      @Canonswapsans 11 місяців тому

      True,and if papyrus is near he is chill

    • @afkaos1209
      @afkaos1209 11 місяців тому +2

      Nah he almost killed Aliza on multiple occasions just for fun.

    • @Canonswapsans
      @Canonswapsans 11 місяців тому +2

      @@afkaos1209 welp not a horror tale fan,but I’m sure he does that when papyrus isn’t with him,so just stick with papyrus

    • @afkaos1209
      @afkaos1209 11 місяців тому

      @@CanonswapsansPapyrus will probably kill you himself, his puzzles are deadly. They include: walking through quicksand, being left to be cooked alive by the monsters, and a bear trap, to name a few. (Aliza died several times.) And if you cheat, that's why Sans is there, he'll just kill you. It's actually a really good comic, I recommend you read it.

    • @Canonswapsans
      @Canonswapsans 11 місяців тому +2

      @@afkaos1209 well yeah,but y’know,papyrus’s puzzles aren’t THAT hard

  • @stupido700
    @stupido700 11 місяців тому +3

    Damn, I remember watching his video about undertale power levels, nostalgia 💪⚡

  • @kknowlage9843
    @kknowlage9843 11 місяців тому +4

    Alright list of inaccurates there:
    Lb even in first phase stronger than canon sans so he will do it alot faster, than canon sans.
    nightmare is literally hundred times stronger than canon sans due being immortal blob who will impale you with spikes in seconds.
    Bill is god verse, and he's not have to make a deal, he's able to create scythe what can heavily damage 404 (in 404's first form) and other his abilities can easily make him kill you in less than second...
    Seraphim will do it under one minute, even faster... Do I need explain why? Same with ultra.
    Reaper just teleports behind you and slices your soul away.
    Cross easily can make it under one minute, and mafia sans too, because of *guns.*
    Everything else +- accurate, tho, 0.01 and 0.1 seconds is too much for error and fatal, they're powerful but not *that* much, error would do it in best way in 1-2 seconds and fatal in about same time I guess, but for godverse character, such 404 such time (0.01 seconds) is kinda accurate...
    Yes I have readed disclaimer, and it's not hating video, just explaining inaccurates, and yes I assumed time if sanses I listed being maximally serious and not messing around.

  • @Litl_cool_sans
    @Litl_cool_sans 8 місяців тому +2

    me who is about to just turn off computer when I get to 1 hp: nah I’d win

  • @mythical5292
    @mythical5292 11 місяців тому +3

    bro if a literal child (which is around 10 years old may i add) is able to singlehandedly take on most of these AND WIN then i think literally anyone watching this video would be able to solo these mfs

    • @randomlygeneratedhoursfan
      @randomlygeneratedhoursfan 11 місяців тому

      i mean most of these do first some useless stuff,now about last breath it's completely wrong since In phase 1 he IS UT sans

    • @josephconover5270
      @josephconover5270 7 місяців тому

      Only LOVE 1 stats of 20 HP though. Unless you have very high stamina then you are going to tire out.

    • @chom531
      @chom531 6 місяців тому

      It says YOU (us people)
      And we do not have godly weapons, souls, reset, load, or save

    • @josephconover5270
      @josephconover5270 6 місяців тому

      @chom531 You do have a soul. Otherwise, you would have no emotions to what others say.

    • @chom531
      @chom531 6 місяців тому

      @@josephconover5270 no like I know that, but soul as in the blue hearts and stuff

  • @marializaniskasaari1858
    @marializaniskasaari1858 2 місяці тому +1

    3:09 goofy ahh looking underfell sans😭💀

  • @ShadedTurtle
    @ShadedTurtle 8 місяців тому +4

    2:49
    I dont think undertale sans is winning
    A. Your lv 1, so no Karmic damage
    B. He hasnt got enough defence to withstand that many attacks from us
    C. He can only do 1 damage per hit
    Im pretty sure we can take him out first

    • @SeriesNightmare
      @SeriesNightmare 6 місяців тому

      Go beat undertale. Fight sans. You'll see how hard he is to kill.

    • @ShadedTurtle
      @ShadedTurtle 6 місяців тому

      @SeriesNightmare
      I'm fighting him rn, I'm just saying that since he can only do 1 damage to us per hit because we're level 1 (hence no karmic damage) we'd probably win

    • @TheREALribtickler
      @TheREALribtickler 4 місяці тому

      ​@@SeriesNightmareSans ez bro, for newbies he's hard

    • @John-epicest
      @John-epicest 3 місяці тому

      The only reason sans is hard is cuz dodging and no invicible frames and karma without that a toddler could beat sans first try all you gotta do is catch him off guard once bomb done and you have no LV nothing close to a geno run

    • @crownzt2108
      @crownzt2108 Місяць тому

      ¿Are you even taking into account that there are many attacks at once? Do you think you have the ability to avoid almost all of them? Dude, you're really wrong.

  • @damiansamples5379
    @damiansamples5379 9 місяців тому +1

    me who just wants to listen to endless puns...

  • @-_rangers_-
    @-_rangers_- 11 місяців тому +5

    Amazing

  • @darkVOIDyt
    @darkVOIDyt 10 місяців тому +1

    I am going to turn the battle field into a comedy

  • @Sansthelastbreath
    @Sansthelastbreath 6 місяців тому +11

    3:32 horror is mewing

  • @МакарКононов-п7ы
    @МакарКононов-п7ы 11 місяців тому +1

    Hey, it was an interesting video format, can you make another video like this, but with other characters from AU undertale? (for example, undyne, asgore or Chara, very pls)

  • @WolfHardcorps
    @WolfHardcorps 11 місяців тому +6

    Underlust Sans having that jail time rizz

  • @Mushikarin
    @Mushikarin 10 місяців тому +1

    Guys, where can I find all those alternative sans story? Ik Undertale it's a game but is there a anime/ tv series/ movie covering it's complete story? Undertale seems to be so cool, I want to know more

    • @noxvantas3019
      @noxvantas3019 9 місяців тому +1

      Well, it's a kinda complex thing but a good start would be watching Underverse, which is a animated serie that you can watch here on YT.
      If you need more context of the characters by themselfs you should go to watch their wikis or the blogs (most of them, in tumblr) of the creators. Hope it helps!

    • @Mushikarin
      @Mushikarin 9 місяців тому

      Tysm for ur answer! I actually watched underverse already and omg I simply loved it! it's hard to believe it's a fan made series since it's so well made! But I'm not gonna lie that I get a bit confused since I didn't know all characters context/ background as you said. I also read all the Undertale hqs. Hmm I shall look after these Tumblrs now 🤣

  • @GGdude301
    @GGdude301 6 місяців тому +3

    1:10 has sans looking sus

  • @cactumNOGD
    @cactumNOGD 11 місяців тому +1

    Sans, who was not too lazy and removed his sock: 0.000000000001 Picoseconds

  • @JulianLoki-PXG
    @JulianLoki-PXG 11 місяців тому +3

    Wait can I true reset-

  • @MerryChristmas-me8lr
    @MerryChristmas-me8lr 9 місяців тому +1

    You can’t die if can thrust lust sans all days

  • @DDDDDAAAAANNNNNIIIIEEELLLLLLLL
    @DDDDDAAAAANNNNNIIIIEEELLLLLLLL 11 місяців тому +2

    Is it survive a fight or an encounter? Because I’m dead immediately for most if it’s a fight but if it’s “just found each other at a dennys” or something I’m good

  • @FAVariety
    @FAVariety 11 місяців тому +6

    I wouldnt survive at all

  • @ryouarozado1350
    @ryouarozado1350 11 місяців тому +1

    There is also The Weakest Sans. Which might give you a whole lifetime or you just die from boredom.

  • @Sleigbol
    @Sleigbol 2 місяці тому +1

    0:53 when sans stop yap and start video

  • @GhostfaceSCREAM1996
    @GhostfaceSCREAM1996 5 місяців тому +2

    If being able to save and just continue fighting until you eventually defeat them was allowed, then we might all stand a chance my fellow humans. Or maybe just be a pacifist

  • @EpicSans14
    @EpicSans14 11 місяців тому +1

    Bruh, My rubber chicken does great damage 😁😎👍🏾🗿

  • @НуятожеДавидик
    @НуятожеДавидик 8 місяців тому

    "I'm going to have ONE HELL OF A TIME!!!" Fell canon quota, he made it even longer than 1-2 minutes cuz he want to made your dead painful.

  • @darraghkeenan3524
    @darraghkeenan3524 4 місяці тому +1

    Holy sh!t, it's Sans Undertale!

  • @ItsRainbowBrineYT
    @ItsRainbowBrineYT 11 місяців тому +1

    This makes me wonder what would happen if I casually made my human character be Batman with prep time.
    And here are some fun facts- it’s actually been proven that Batman’s planning is literally godlike- his skills are also literally on par with divine beings, and he’s also just about superhuman. And he could also have access to all of his technology, which makes him even MORE op. So I’m sure y’all can see why I’d use Batman in these situations.

  • @Randomly-making_videos
    @Randomly-making_videos 8 місяців тому +1

    Me: Literally dies at start of the fight everytime

  • @GamercatsTRUE
    @GamercatsTRUE 10 місяців тому +1

    How to beat sans JUST DEFLECT HIS ATTACKS WITH UR WEAPON

  • @Vhs.sans-ec6gs
    @Vhs.sans-ec6gs 5 місяців тому +1

    LB and Endless Breath are the same but with an alternative ending if Gaster helps Sans he will become Endless Breath
    this is just my opinion

  • @potatordecimator7913
    @potatordecimator7913 9 місяців тому

    "He'll destroy the entire multiverse just to take you down." Reminds me of those sigma male shorts.

  • @TommyWu.
    @TommyWu. 8 місяців тому

    “You try to fight these sans”
    “You are drained of DETERMINATION”

  • @Lord-096
    @Lord-096 6 місяців тому +1

    Me be like: Look ive got a scythe

  • @TheGOD5278
    @TheGOD5278 Місяць тому

    "Hes got 70+ pokémon, what do you have?"
    Me fr: a glock 17

  • @NIGHT_UZUMAKIZIN
    @NIGHT_UZUMAKIZIN 9 місяців тому +1

    Uh....... I'AM SANS! **I hate the papyruys**

  • @Mosto390
    @Mosto390 7 місяців тому +1

    Ultra hyper sonic: nah i’d win ez kill

  • @ilovemoyai
    @ilovemoyai Місяць тому

    merg: **dies** **adapts** **revives** *DEATH*

  • @antoniomartinez4737
    @antoniomartinez4737 10 місяців тому +1

    THERE'S NO WAY
    BRO REALLY MADE REAPER 5 MINUTES
    AND SANS 2 MINUTES LOL
    Also funny fatal is 0.1 seconds when the creator confirmed he could lose to outer sans if he didn't attack him from behind the fact fatal simply spams attack senseless would actually give you some time

  • @usernamerandom7051
    @usernamerandom7051 9 місяців тому +1

    Endless breath is not infinity, if we talk abaut Robros original...

  • @Well_I_Asked
    @Well_I_Asked 10 місяців тому +1

    don't forget their 20 minutes long monologue at the start of each fight pal.

  • @Itszicz
    @Itszicz 7 місяців тому +2

    3:58
    Me: I HAVE ANTI BREATHING MAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAASK RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

  • @hashiradonut
    @hashiradonut 2 місяці тому +1

    Karate and boxing man: nah i,d win
    The top killer can ez kill alot cop:nah id win
    My father when mad and prime age:THE F*** YOU THINK YOU GO SON THESE SKELETON CAN,T SAVE YOU
    my mom when i accident stole her lipstick and broke is and when she not sick and young:"GIAN SCREAM" "RUN FAST LIKE MONSTER"
    me: miny gun or bomb-

  • @MakarSawSteve2
    @MakarSawSteve2 10 місяців тому +1

    As a stone i can say this is absolute win.

  • @KoriH-zg4mf
    @KoriH-zg4mf 11 місяців тому +1

    I could probably get most of them laughing with horrible puns so I can buy time to think of something. But if we were forced to fight, I think that would only work on classic sans.

  • @shadikal1593
    @shadikal1593 5 місяців тому

    Put Infected on this list and there literally isn’t a time amount. He just kills you instantly.

  • @ScratchDustSans
    @ScratchDustSans 7 місяців тому

    "It wont even take a minute"
    Also him: Puts 1 min*

  • @marwanhabib507
    @marwanhabib507 7 місяців тому

    i like the way once u get to the undertale one it says out of nowhere u will see a gaster blaster right in front of your face🤣

  • @Ahmed_KDV
    @Ahmed_KDV 9 місяців тому

    4:40 I think we have a few second before he uses game over button, you know?

  • @ironlegion1580
    @ironlegion1580 11 місяців тому

    STS already knows your spawn and breaks it immediately before you can even find it