I am but a humble weed farmer
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- Опубліковано 25 чер 2024
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Twitter - / charborgg
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Edited by Slipp - / @jahn
0:00 - Intro
0:52 - The woodcutting disaster
3:28 - The hunt for the hound dog
5:27 - I'm getting back on top
6:23 - Hello fresh #adventure
7:44 - Making some cash
11:53 - Getting the car and getting weed seeds
17:40 - Making the weed machine
20:10 - Where is the weed seed
24:57 - Giving up
27:10 - Outro
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#gaming #funnymoments #streamhighlights - Ігри
I love how charborg is literally a looney toons character. He always gets himself into situations theres no POSSIBLE WAY he should be in and either miraculously escapes it or ends up 12 miles deeper into the hole he dug himself into.
Pulling a "Reverse" on the Rocket Launch scene...classic Loony Toons and Daffy Duck.
i love the cartoonish "gulp" sound he makes when nervous. this man is a toon.
Yes
Thats why i love his videos
All that's missing is becoming a VTuber xD
only charborg would look for the chainsaw in the only direction he didnt go
He's not alone. ;-;
"Upon further research, I do not have an empire" absolutely killed me, and I'm not even 30 seconds into the video
Surrounding the weed with potatoes was actually a genius play, hiding it in plain sight.
But potatoes grow underground while weed spurts
Growing weed is Legal in Canada, though…
Yeah, I was just thinking the same thing, it's a really smart play. I wonder why I got caught when I did the same.
@macaconheiro probably skill issue tbh
@@Just_a_Skaven_on_the_internet fuck. Time to start grinding my hemperor skills then, I guess
I think weed farming fits Charborg, considering he's green and all.
and very bald
and also a controlled substance in some locations I got put in jail for watching his barotrauma videos :(
cute profile picture
@kronch6163 :3
WE FOUND GLORP
Charborg looking for the weed seeds looks like a person who's lost their vape
As a nicotine addict you hit the nail on the head
@@ddude1212 dont
@@Random-user22no
@Random-user22 bro what does that even mean
The fact that he's terrified of the police finding out about his weed is hilarious cause weed is legal and he can grow 4 plants without a permit.
Was it in 2005? Thats the setting.
As a matter of fact if you try to sell weed to non smokong characters they talk about reporting you to SQ.
@@shotgunn9 ah ok then thats different, however it would be very dependent on the province or territory how the law would be enforced. In BC, unless you are a massive player its simply just not worth the effort for the cops to do anything. It was so accepted that universities in BC had 420 clubs before legalization, and they smoked directly on the main quad, I know because I was at one of the big universities and I saw a giant pot leaf mascot on the quad there and a massive cloud of smoke. However in Alberta they'd probably shoot on site
@@hailbopthecometyall americans really are god's childrens. Weed, weapons, work opportunities.... Wish i got lucky like that too
+Ik i will never get my working visa so i might aswell kms lmao
@@Pwnners i live in Canada lmao, we all collectively agree that that Americans are Satan spawn
@@hailbopthecomet alberta's always been pretty lenient with it at least where i live, we've had a weed paraphernalia store downtown here since i was a kid, with a gigantic pot leaf on the front of it, and wooden signs on the street around town advertising it with pot leaf and everything. there are other smoke shops that ask that you call bongs and things "water pipes" or whatever since they get away with selling it to be used with tobacco, but that store downtown never cared. pre-covid people would smoke openly outside bars too, even during like new years and things when police were circling the parking lots waiting to bust people for driving drunk or breaking stuff. now that it's legal people don't really bother anymore, at least where i live
Chrbrg has really hit rock bottom he's growing the devil's lettuce
Smoking the jazz cigarettes. SMH
@@wolfyboy like he wasnt already
@@thecoolestofthe834s2 true.
He’s sucking on the ole Kanga ear.
18:40
as a clown whose favorite color is that exact shade of green, thank you for standing up for me, charbo. this is a horrible injustice.
Are you a professional clown? Like, as your job?
Given Charborgs reputation I was under the assumption he was farming weeds and not weed when this video started. That would definitely be something he does.
He would farm dandelions because he heard people talking about selling weed and didn't do any further research.
The pruning shears (blue bolt cutter looking things) will let you take clippings from trees and then you can plant those clippings to make more trees. Great for getting a bunch of maple trees and others for woodcutting.
i bet who ever made that cameo joke is probably really cool and funny and cute
They seem really awesome
I'm trying to sleep and this literally just dropped now
God doesn't want me to sleep.
Literally any other creator on UA-cam: Christmas themed title or video
Charborg: I grew a weed empire.
Char I love watching your videos! Been around for 2 years, and still have them playing. Sometimes even when I was doing other activities. Sometimes certain things were funnier without the context lol. I used to have you as my only subscribtion on my old school account for the longest time. Keep this going, and I'll never have depression again! Take care man!
truly one of the most weed farm moments of all time
truly one of the moments of all time
The best thing about this game is that the pre roll packs in the game literally just ripped the actual packaging from real life lol
literally it was so funny the first time I saw that, like goddamn that's familiar
what game is it?
"Mon bazou" a small french Canadian game about operating a sugar shack, growing weed and lifted Honda Civic races @jizzledrizzle99
“I actually don’t have an empire” I cried for you my king, for you are an emperor
Mr Borg should play weed shop 3 if he hasn't already it'd be right up his alley in goofiness! And I think it has some twitch api integration too
@dominickmoerike2 the one in the video is Mon bazou I think
@dominickmoerike2 np boss!
I wish charborg loved the UA-cam commenters as much as he loves twitch chat :(
Dude have you looked at us? No fucking wonder. We nasty.
AaronMahin nasty but true and honest 🙏
one time i was really going through it and 'hotel california' came on the radio and for whatever reason, i just started bawling in my car and now everytime i hear it, it just does something for me, like that song is a dang opera, i had to get an aux cord, couldn't keep doing it to myself
Really good ad read, man. Very professional.
im very glad to see the return of Mon Bazou!
i love charg fishy smoke leaf.
charborg has ungodly misfortune
XD speeding on a cliff "it puts me in a good mo- AYE SLOW DOWN BUDDY anyways it puts me in a good mood y'know?"
I was here at the very start of Charborg's great empire, he has now gotten my entire family highly addicted to weed and other harmful activities.
Charborg is my favorite botanist
Coconapannapis. Only on Goon Station.
The spitting mechanic is fucking awesome lol
It is obvious that Snoop Dogg is holding Charborg captive and forcing him to make weed videos
Yeah but he forgot to tell Char to go home for the day and left him streaming for two days straight.. classic air head aging Celebrity that lost his luster and relevance after that Name Change/Gang related horseshit and fiasco. I'm saying no one cares bout Snoop nowadays. No ONE.
@@BlackMoonHowlshuh
@@BlackMoonHowls what
@@BlackMoonHowls i care
@@BlackMoonHowls erhm, actually 6Shooter28 cares
Craig smokes big weed
How'd you know my name?
@@macaconheiro Craig was also the name of Mini Ladd..
Weed machine needs those long spoked rims
Big fan of this game and I’m very happy to see it back
what game is this??
It’s the potatoes around the weed for me
golly charbig i can't imagine how painful it must've been to lose your weed seed. I hope you're recovering.
Starting my own garden because of this
"The WEED Machine".
Love that I got an ad for booking a trip to canada while watching this
Wow this game is so Quebec that it has a maple syrup and poutine meter
great work editor I like the new BGM better!
Soon enough, CHRBRG will have his own Weed Hotel.
God bless
i need more of this
Quality leaf, as always
This is a massive coincidence, my brother was literally talking about this hypothetical about 10 minutes ago
your vids always make my day better
I am so invested in how this incredibly incapable person will turn out with his dreams of a weed empire. Which is semi-legal.
CHRBRGS weed farm is the only place were i buy weed
ah bain ha bain ah bain means welcom back in quebecois... i was expecting that like about 100% not so familliar speach xD this game is an absolute ART
Ah! This reminds me of the good ol' days!
Prp tip: The saw blade also doubles as a steering wheel for your car
What’s the game name
"My drug empire is growing." What a way to start of a video.
I never knew Canada was such a stressful place
What is this game and why is it so realistic to the rural french Canadian experience
It’s called Mon Bazou
Charborg didn't do his own video for the sponsor because he hates HelloFresh and doesn't want us to buy it or use his sponsor code.
I think, and call me crazy, he didn’t do it because he’s a gaming channel. Just a thought.
I read this as he came to it in the vid, spooky.
@@PapaDevDev you're insane
the seeds are still in the trunk somewhere! I saw the name pop up!
THATS THE GOOD STUFF...*SNIFFS HARD* YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
Chrbrg seems like a chill dude, i miss his cabbage cult
"I can cut down any trees I want in America" a deep rumbling of lawyers descend on CHRBRG's location chanting TREE LAW TREE LAW TREE LAW TREE LAW!
when he uhhh, when... when there's... lol weed
Charborg would be a perfect Xavier renegade angel character
ohy my god the intro is perfect
Its so funny that charborg in the first video just tried to get a job and failed it
"I love to grow drugs." -Charborg 2023 probably
looked at this vid n thought, “bold statement”
Its all relative, it may not be an empire to the world but to you its an empire.
Please someone what is the name of the Jazzy background music chrbrg uses
If you find the bg music let me know
"Honey Heart" - Ryan James Carr
best weed farmer NA.
NA is North America, not Canada.
yeah I know that, and yeah, I dont care, and yeah, shut up@@BlackMoonHowls
Best vid of 2023
This game seems to make Charborg so miserable, and I love it.
Bro has a rez car lol
Idk how craig keeps finding these hyper-specific poor-quality simulation games. it's almost like there's an entire game genre catered to him and his streams. the charborg genre
Check out Tomato's Trash on UA-cam or Tomato on Twitch.
Charborg plays all of these games after Tomato does, and Tomato plays even more of these games than Charborg.
I'm more surprised he's actually engaging with the mechanics of the stream game
Wait... this is a car game bro... youre deadass my favorite youtuber 😂😂
oh, the Weed Master.
We need more
Yeah, very humble
23:07 you drove over the weed seed here
i love you charborg!
yessir mon charbord shout out de Gatineau,Quebec
"i am but a Humboldt weed farmer."
Bruh , first 30 sec and i'm subscribing for sure , the empire thing got me😂😂
As somebody living in Canada (quebec specifically) i can assure that everybody there has a maple sirup and poutine meter they must keep down
em-pire
1.
an extensive group of states or countries under a single supreme authority, formerly especially an emperor or empress.
2.
a large commercial organization owned or controlled by one person or group.
"her business empire grew"
That chainsaw is pure evil
man what an awesome game
Dude I was rolling by fifteen seconds in
I'm not comfortable with how accurate your decision to jam a weeks worth of poutine into the truck to stave off starvation is to my life.
He needs to play this more lol.
What was that song called during the wood cutting disaster?
Charborg has NOT learned his lesson about making new point redemption rewards
its an empire alright
Mon bazou doesn't let you cut down other people's trees but my summer car would let you and put you one day in jail for every tree you cut down
thats pretty good
Yes, he is but a humble farmer
I've been waiting for this. I NEED MY FIX GIVE ME MY FIX!!!
More Mon Bazou please!
Shouldve given him a shout out bro
Ah, the age old question: is “I am but a humble farmer” an actual meme or joke I’ve never heard, or do you play Flight Rising
i love him
i bought this game on sale but haven't played it yet, looks very stressful lmao
CHARBORG: i weed plants