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  • @sams7068
    @sams7068 3 роки тому +141

    I love the revelation that the reason Tim's gun discharged was "my hand somehow got down here," so in other words he reached down and pulled the trigger while cleaning his loaded gun

  • @rickypatrickdreams8989
    @rickypatrickdreams8989 5 років тому +655

    I think Toni is the Woman Tim needs. She's smart and supportive, and she has a house.

    • @Migl0
      @Migl0 4 роки тому +14

      Toni ❤️🌹

    • @ImageLimestone
      @ImageLimestone 4 роки тому +25

      Easy on the eyes too

    • @WingZeroSymphonics
      @WingZeroSymphonics 2 роки тому +5

      Wow thats so sweet of her to offer. And if it wasn’t for Toni!? Is the new word out on the street about Tim. He’s a changed man. The Delgados couldn’t stop him. Money Zap cant stop him. Rafael Torres cant stop him. All that season 10 nonsense is in the past. Things are looking up for On Cinema. Also, once last thing: can we get some new movie reviews going?!

    • @bcc5701
      @bcc5701 2 роки тому +3

      @@WingZeroSymphonics Mr Money Joe Esteves couldn’t stop Tim either!

    • @WingZeroSymphonics
      @WingZeroSymphonics 2 роки тому +1

      @@bcc5701 thats right! And I see the way he looks at Toni…Tim gotta pull him aside and handle that…

  • @davidhammers9708
    @davidhammers9708 5 років тому +722

    After one coma the second one should be a breeze, hope Mark Porch pulls through

    • @bionicpotato
      @bionicpotato 5 років тому +35

      The rest will do him good.

    • @Hoss_Delgado977
      @Hoss_Delgado977 5 років тому +15

      Mark Poach is a warrior. With the power of Tim and god combined with that rascals inner strength we can rest easy knowing he will pull through.

    • @callum6224
      @callum6224 5 років тому +3

      He has more impressions to show!! Pull through mark we believe in you and you’re in our prayers

    • @Valspartame_Maelstrom
      @Valspartame_Maelstrom 5 років тому +1

      Like u even care about mark shut up idiot

    • @kevinnashiscool1
      @kevinnashiscool1 5 років тому +12

      Now he’s just doing it for the attention.

  • @johndavies2285
    @johndavies2285 3 роки тому +247

    When Tim decided not to load the shotgun shell back in the gun it really drove home his message about gun safety.

    • @BoycottChinaa
      @BoycottChinaa Рік тому +1

      Was this before or after Alec Baldwin slapped leather ?

    • @kf7721
      @kf7721 Рік тому +5

      You can just the that anywhere

    • @Elcore
      @Elcore 6 місяців тому +4

      Reminds me of a very similar scenario in a true popcorn classic, Herbie: Fully Loaded (101 minutes) starring a young up-and-coming Michael Keaton, who went on to feature in many of the Batman movies.

    • @non_brewed_condiment
      @non_brewed_condiment 4 місяці тому +2

      @@Elcore excellent point

  • @granthamilton5616
    @granthamilton5616 5 років тому +599

    Toni's reaction to seeing the shell in the gun was legitimately horrifying, she's been a fantastic addition to On Cinema.
    If Tim ends up manslaughtering her I will be very sad!

    • @-..-_-..-
      @-..-_-..- 5 років тому +25

      I've always thought she was going to embezzle money from HEI because it seemed like that was what she was doing in Mister America with all the stuff he gave her money to do that just never arrived, like the hats (which *could* be an honest mistake) or the advertisement (which *could* be an honest mistake, etc, etc

    • @granthamilton5616
      @granthamilton5616 5 років тому +20

      @@-..-_-..- I thought so too, but it seems like she actually likes Tim (at least enough to bring him into her home!) It could be that she really is a high functioning psychopath, unlike Tim, who is just a low functioning psychopath.

    • @granthamilton5616
      @granthamilton5616 5 років тому +15

      These questions plus the actress's performance are why I hope she can at least stick around long enough to explore what the hell her deal is

    • @-..-_-..-
      @-..-_-..- 5 років тому +1

      @@granthamilton5616 yeah I've been coming to think more and more that she's legit

    • @charlieh3510
      @charlieh3510 4 роки тому +5

      I can't wait for the oscer murder special

  • @FactoryOne
    @FactoryOne 5 років тому +259

    “Just put the gun away so we can talk about movies, without fear.”

    • @0mnicide
      @0mnicide 4 роки тому +14

      Tim is holding Gregg hostage. Gregg is wearing a Jack Reacher hat and any self respecting OnCinema-Head knows that Gregg hates that movie.
      I’ve told Gregg to eat popcorn if he’s being held against his will and he ate some popcorn, so Tim is guilty.

    • @ThePurvenator
      @ThePurvenator 4 роки тому +2

      Apotheosis #OnCinemaGate

    • @zacclark9136
      @zacclark9136 2 роки тому +1

      @@0mnicide I think it's the same hat he gave Tim as a gift previously, that Tim so callously threw to the floor lol

    • @SammyChabert
      @SammyChabert Рік тому

      He said "without fear of getting shot"

  • @jaysherman724
    @jaysherman724 3 роки тому +183

    It’s funny how, for all Tim’s sociopathy, and for how Tim himself has abused Mark, Tim the only one who shows the slightest concern for Mark getting beaten into a coma

    • @williammanning5066
      @williammanning5066 2 роки тому +44

      This whole show is just a Greek tragedy about Mark.

    • @isaacberger6721
      @isaacberger6721 Рік тому

      Does that mean Mark is going to end up banging Mama Proksch?

    • @GyroZeppel
      @GyroZeppel Рік тому +19

      If you watch the Oscar specials where Mark was oxygen deprived from the dive suit and then turned into a golden life sized Oscar the next special, Gregg shows absolutely zero concern and is actually annoyed that Mark’s medical emergency is detracting from his vision of the special lol

    • @Dav-lc8sc
      @Dav-lc8sc 4 місяці тому +3

      Plus the only one who showed concern for Mark when Gregg used him as the living Oscar 😂

  • @freem8son86
    @freem8son86 5 років тому +525

    Gregg has more of Mark's blood on his hands than Tim has ever had. The LAPD should put this buff in cuffs. #CufftheBuff

    • @h88mym8
      @h88mym8 5 років тому +26

      Cuff the buff!

    • @swans184
      @swans184 5 років тому +5

      Free M8son don’t look up that hashtag

    • @illthinkofonelater
      @illthinkofonelater 5 років тому +4

      What a great comment!

    • @iAmNovaFilms
      @iAmNovaFilms 5 років тому +3

      Buff in the cuff!

    • @briankoontz1
      @briankoontz1 5 років тому

      @aaronsdavis Then Tim can remove his bandage, scratch the wound, and blood bond with Gregg. They will become closer than ever.

  • @AngeloXification
    @AngeloXification 5 років тому +268

    The way he handles that gun makes you feel like you're in the room with them. I blocked several times.

    • @the0point
      @the0point 5 років тому +66

      He knows what he's doing.

    • @Frogfish999
      @Frogfish999 5 років тому +40

      You must have a lot of secret pent up guilt then to think that a righteous protector like Tim would shoot at you.

    • @martinprince7773
      @martinprince7773 5 років тому +2

      Lol I was too!

    • @buzinaocara
      @buzinaocara 5 років тому +20

      Clearly never watched Decker. Tim knoes this stuff front right and backwards.

    • @herbertcumberbatch7323
      @herbertcumberbatch7323 4 роки тому

      Tf is blocking going to do with a shotgun pointed at you? 😂

  • @hambonefakenamington2576
    @hambonefakenamington2576 5 років тому +655

    Congrats Tim and Toni!
    I have a good feeling about this one, guys!

    • @ripdrsan6112
      @ripdrsan6112 5 років тому +34

      I'm sure the great doctor is looking down on this moment and smiling! True love is real!

    • @jansenart0
      @jansenart0 5 років тому +27

      FOR ANYONE WHO DOESN'T KNOW: Toni was the juror who hung the jury at Tim's trial.

    • @TrenchMan93
      @TrenchMan93 5 років тому +7

      Hambone Fakenamington he’s probably gonna kill her next year

    • @TrenchMan93
      @TrenchMan93 5 років тому +1

      Jansen Art proof tim needs jail

    • @woestijnjongen
      @woestijnjongen 5 років тому +6

      three time's the charm!

  • @BradenBarrentine
    @BradenBarrentine 5 років тому +311

    That "On Cinema On Safety" transition is incredible.

    • @brentb5303
      @brentb5303 5 років тому +7

      Totally pumps you up for safety... or a wrestling match.

    • @JopeValverde
      @JopeValverde 5 років тому +7

      Right! I was watching this episode while cleaning my personal gun and because of that now i'm single again.

    • @nervesinapattern7261
      @nervesinapattern7261 5 років тому +10

      The music makes me want to bare arms and defend my rights

    • @KuroiNaito2007
      @KuroiNaito2007 5 років тому +2

      @@nervesinapattern7261 I think you mean "*bear* arms", but if you were inspired by this to wrestle as some have suggested, that could make sense also!

    • @squidincsquid
      @squidincsquid 5 років тому

      I love it.

  • @BoxcarJay123
    @BoxcarJay123 5 років тому +319

    Please God take care of our angel Mark Porch.

    • @ThePurvenator
      @ThePurvenator 4 роки тому +2

      BoxcarJay123 God loves the arts! Maek WILL be saved !! !’n

  • @bartholomewesperanza3442
    @bartholomewesperanza3442 5 років тому +160

    “So you can just throw that anywhere”

    • @hyun1141
      @hyun1141 7 місяців тому +4

      That's how you do it

    • @hankochai
      @hankochai Місяць тому

      Safety first

  • @jansenart0
    @jansenart0 5 років тому +406

    FOR ANYONE WHO DOESN'T KNOW: Toni was the juror who hung the jury at Tim's trial.
    EDIT: What I don't know is what happened 23 Nov 2018.

  • @MrAnakin8888
    @MrAnakin8888 5 років тому +180

    As a Toni-head, I really hope Tim takes his own On Safety advice about how to handle weapons and takes care of himself and his new wife Toni. I see a long and happy relationship for both of them!

    • @gtwrmw1978
      @gtwrmw1978 5 років тому +20

      His accident was clearly a 1 in 1,000,000 occurrence. Just watching him handle that shotgun, you can tell he is a firearms safety expert. After this valuable demonstration, I hope Toni can relax and feel at ease with Tim's weapons collection in her home now.

    • @KuroiNaito2007
      @KuroiNaito2007 5 років тому +7

      Oh no - is being a "Toni-head" going to become a thing now?...We should resist the temptation to become divided, methinks.

    • @martinprince7773
      @martinprince7773 5 років тому +3

      R. If anyone is qualified to handle a firearm it is Decker 😎 Tim HeiDecker

    • @panchoverde5078
      @panchoverde5078 2 роки тому +2

      I'm more of a Toni-freak, myself

  • @Football__Junkie
    @Football__Junkie 5 років тому +50

    This week: Tim tries to kill himself with a shotgun. Tim gets married. Mark goes to jail. Mark gets brutally beaten in his jail cell to go into a coma... and more. All On Cinema at the Cinema

  • @FEScarf
    @FEScarf Рік тому +32

    Tim's neck injury here is a subtle tip of the hat to Gregg's complete inability to move his neck which is a detail only true oncinema freaks would get

  • @tedheld9160
    @tedheld9160 5 років тому +842

    When you got marriages with Tim Heidecker in them you can't lose!

    • @jansenart0
      @jansenart0 5 років тому +57

      FOR ANYONE WHO DOESN'T KNOW: Toni was the juror who hung the jury at Tim's trial.

    • @jaynahowey2323
      @jaynahowey2323 5 років тому +1

      This genuinely made me laugh. Good job!

    • @dreaminginnoother
      @dreaminginnoother 5 років тому +58

      marriages "*like*" Tim Heidecker in them

    • @stevefrenchize
      @stevefrenchize 4 роки тому +2

      @@jansenart0 Fo real!?

    • @gg3675
      @gg3675 3 роки тому +2

      this is marriage 4 i think

  • @kristenb7967
    @kristenb7967 5 років тому +418

    "Like in The Crow with Brandon Lee."

    • @Retrohhhh
      @Retrohhhh 5 років тому +76

      (Runtime: 102 minutes)

    • @miaouew
      @miaouew 4 роки тому +1

      lol.

    • @perkisize
      @perkisize 4 роки тому +12

      Expert knowledge

    • @lizarinorv2826
      @lizarinorv2826 4 роки тому +7

      would've been a nice homage

    • @user-fw8wt4qo3o
      @user-fw8wt4qo3o 4 роки тому +4

      Goddamn I was looking for this comment thank you!

  • @jonahcsiki5339
    @jonahcsiki5339 3 роки тому +52

    I love that ever since Mark's original coma, Tim has been mildly concerned with him and his wellbeing

    • @refoliation
      @refoliation Рік тому

      He needs him as a witness to build his fraud case against Gregg.

  • @Etcher
    @Etcher 5 років тому +369

    I give Tim's failed suicide attempt 3 bags of popcorn and two band-aids. I thought it was all very sad and even though I'm a Gregghead through and through I really hope Tim finds the happiness with Toni that he is so desperately seeking through DKR and all of his other failed initiatives.

    • @sandp6900
      @sandp6900 5 років тому +7

      Etcher a failed suicide attempt where he “accidentally” shoots Toni you mean

    • @trailersic
      @trailersic 5 років тому +14

      Exactly it was a total accident, there is no reason he would want to comt suicide, he has his business, his friends who respect him and he's just married his true love, there's no reason and frankly anything said to the contrary is slander or I guess libel.

    • @joshuagoff7878
      @joshuagoff7878 5 років тому +1

      @@trailersic and how many bags of popcorn and such?

    • @trailersic
      @trailersic 5 років тому +4

      ​@@joshuagoff7878 Zero bags of popcorn and a lawyer, because they'll need one for slanderinging Tim's good name

    • @Etcher
      @Etcher 5 років тому +17

      @@whatsacone You are absolutely correct. People don't commit suicide after marrying their true love. However, they may decide to clean their Remington Model 870 pump-action shotgun the evening after they realise that their marriage is in fact a sham, predicated on the promise that their new wife will use her own funds to help alleviate the husband's debt if only he chooses to marry her willingly. Look people, this is a side show - a distraction. The real question we should be asking ourselves is when will the VFA be shipping the remaining A Star is Born movie packs? I'm into my third week here and still no sign.

  • @pentalway
    @pentalway 5 років тому +373

    "Nobody's ever died reviewing movies"
    There's always a first for everything, Greg.

    • @markjankowski5242
      @markjankowski5242 5 років тому +4

      Siskel and Ebert?

    • @caberToo
      @caberToo 5 років тому +6

      Never interrupt your enemy when he's making a mistake.

    • @Justlarm
      @Justlarm 5 років тому +7

      mark has come very close

    • @herbertcumberbatch7323
      @herbertcumberbatch7323 4 роки тому

      @@markjankowski5242 Ebert's still alive, wise ass.

    • @Hoss_Delgado977
      @Hoss_Delgado977 4 роки тому

      John Stolback Uhhh no... he died in 2013?

  • @brentb5303
    @brentb5303 5 років тому +91

    "Like in the crow with Brandon Lee" way to keep it on cinema Gregg!

  • @mael18
    @mael18 5 років тому +97

    Right at the moment I thought love was impossible, you bring me back in with that great display of affection Tim and Toni. To 50 years of happy marriage

  • @Gys1231
    @Gys1231 5 років тому +71

    l’ve watched season 1-11 of on cinema, including the oscar specials, back to back while recovering from a brain tumah/blood cloth surgery and all I can say is: Wow, what a ride. This show is easily a five bagger for me. I’ll also add 2 public domain VHS tapes to that. God bless Tim and his beautiful and smart wife. Best wishes to Mark. I’d love to see him return in the next season with some of those spot on imitations

  • @mountainman553
    @mountainman553 5 років тому +136

    T-t-t-Toni and Tim.. Wonder if they're going to have a totally awesome vacation.

  • @fitzyboy1390
    @fitzyboy1390 5 років тому +122

    Such a beautiful prayer at the end. Tim has come such a long way and has become such a wonderful and spiritual man. May god bless you and Toni's marriage

    • @mattbaker7305
      @mattbaker7305 5 років тому +2

      Reminds me back when he was active on Values.com

  • @Colin-
    @Colin- 5 років тому +123

    Something fishy about the firearm "accidentally" going off. I have a feeling Money Zap has something to do with this....

    • @johnrankin7135
      @johnrankin7135 5 років тому +20

      China connection

    • @sams7068
      @sams7068 3 роки тому +4

      "AND MY HAND SOMEHOW GOT DOWN HERE"

    • @ihatenwo
      @ihatenwo 3 роки тому +1

      @@sams7068 well it is Axium's hand so ,,,

  • @tmseh
    @tmseh 5 років тому +115

    Did they really just cgi Tim sitting down in the intro?

    • @jasonluckey2214
      @jasonluckey2214 5 років тому +25

      tecums3h I’m pretty sure al the intros are recorded live. The production on this show is top notch!

    • @dimitreze
      @dimitreze 5 років тому +25

      what CGI
      that was a legit sitting

    • @tmseh
      @tmseh 5 років тому +2

      @@dimitreze Sittinggate! Fake News!

    • @natecrowder4884
      @natecrowder4884 5 років тому +16

      Let’s hit the... ssseeeeeaaaaats.

    • @Top10WizardReviews
      @Top10WizardReviews 5 років тому +5

      Movie magic!

  • @steviebrule
    @steviebrule 5 років тому +103

    I give this marriage until Season 12 Episode 2

    • @vicmikey
      @vicmikey 5 років тому +20

      She'll be gone by the end of the Oscar Special

    • @swans184
      @swans184 5 років тому +6

      And 4 bags of popcorn

    • @mhinkle82
      @mhinkle82 5 років тому +11

      So negative. Some people just can't be happy for others.

    • @HomelessWonder91
      @HomelessWonder91 3 роки тому +2

      Spot on speculation only a true buff can provide.

  • @kevinnashiscool1
    @kevinnashiscool1 5 років тому +73

    Toni Newman: The First Lady of “On Cinema.”

    • @AlexVanDover
      @AlexVanDover 4 роки тому +6

      Does Ayaka mean nothing to you?

    • @mrwassef
      @mrwassef 4 роки тому +2

      Technically the Third Lady

    • @kevinnashiscool1
      @kevinnashiscool1 4 роки тому +2

      Alex VanDover she had her chance, it’s Toni time now.

  • @TTHStuff
    @TTHStuff 5 років тому +31

    The ceiling almost became a Timhead

  • @puertoriconnect4611
    @puertoriconnect4611 5 років тому +152

    “When you got movies like Tom Cruise in them” gets me everytime.

  • @milspecrider
    @milspecrider 5 років тому +81

    I’m a popcorn head, and I tell you now, I could hear it. But didn’t mind.

  • @adaephon412
    @adaephon412 5 років тому +51

    It's good to see Greg back on On Cinema. I remember him from a previous episode and he was good then too. Hope to see him back next season!

    • @aakkoin
      @aakkoin 5 років тому +5

      Gregg is a good guest

    • @martinprince7773
      @martinprince7773 5 років тому

      I’m not sure but I think he was on more than twice, but it’s hard to keep up with how many different guests this show has!

    • @adaephon412
      @adaephon412 5 років тому

      @@martinprince7773 If only there was some way to look up this information!

  • @natecrowder4884
    @natecrowder4884 5 років тому +73

    God, the way he handled that gun was the definition of uncomfortable.

    • @yellowblanka6058
      @yellowblanka6058 5 років тому +8

      Yeah, as somebody who used guns growing up with a father that stressed gun safety this made me extremely uncomfortable, lol.

    • @StarscreamsGirl
      @StarscreamsGirl 5 років тому +20

      this is why it is so important for tim to demonstrate as he did, the incorrect way to handle guns, so as to make the public more aware and ocmcortable with seeing the wrong way to handle a gun

    • @natecrowder4884
      @natecrowder4884 5 років тому +12

      bingo night in hell When you put it that way, I’m grateful for his expertise. I’m much more ocmcortable now.

    • @chandlerrodgers5415
      @chandlerrodgers5415 5 років тому +3

      bingo night in hell I was out of my ocmcort zone for sure right then.

  • @codyknoxable
    @codyknoxable 5 років тому +12

    I really appreciate how Toni is there to help keep Greg in line. Congratulations you two!!!

  • @pirateking888
    @pirateking888 5 років тому +28

    "Oh my god, Tim, you said you de-shelled it!"
    LIKE IT'S A LOBSTER

  • @steveyuhas9278
    @steveyuhas9278 5 років тому +132

    11-23-2018. Lol. I'm gonna call it here, Tim's new wife is going to "accidently" die suddenly and Tim is going to collect the life insurance payout.

    • @BrandonSmith-yu5rv
      @BrandonSmith-yu5rv 5 років тому +28

      Steve Yuhas and why do I have a feeling that all of Tim’s debt has been transferred into her name as well?

    • @jesselipshie6718
      @jesselipshie6718 5 років тому +26

      Bruh they JUST got married, and you’re thinking of DEATH? Wow dude way to look at the positive

    • @BrandonSmith-yu5rv
      @BrandonSmith-yu5rv 5 років тому +32

      Jesse Lipshie everyone knows Ayaka still holds the keys to Tim’s heart.

    • @colbyelisabeth
      @colbyelisabeth 5 років тому +3

      So I like this idea but I'm feeling it more for Mark, like I can see Tim killing Mark more than Toni

    • @SquashMVP
      @SquashMVP 5 років тому +1

      Nice insight. Might be how we get the next season of Decker

  • @canadude6401
    @canadude6401 5 років тому +156

    Must be true love, because Tim is broke af. Toni, I hope you had him sign a pre-nup and please prepare your will. You're gonna need it because people drop like flies in Tim's company.

    • @SReis93
      @SReis93 5 років тому +49

      This is Gregghead propaganda.

    • @jansenart0
      @jansenart0 5 років тому +11

      FOR ANYONE WHO DOESN'T KNOW: Toni was the juror who hung the jury at Tim's trial.

    • @alexis_electronic
      @alexis_electronic 5 років тому +3

      sociopaths attract

    • @GoldLBS
      @GoldLBS 5 років тому +1

      @@jansenart0 seriously?

    • @BlastinRope
      @BlastinRope 5 років тому +6

      Hey there greg, thought you learned the follies of libel, slander and lying under oath the last time you were in court, no worries though, some people are slow

  • @TheBenjaman
    @TheBenjaman 3 роки тому +26

    6:10 Greg's movie expertise never fails to amaze

    • @alemwoldeyes
      @alemwoldeyes 2 роки тому +5

      Like on the Crow with Brandon Lee

  • @tylerburnett_
    @tylerburnett_ 5 місяців тому +3

    I love how Tim clarifies you can just throw the new shotgun shell anywhere

    • @LevPolyakov
      @LevPolyakov Місяць тому

      Brown 1: Just toss it on the floor...

  • @AngeloXification
    @AngeloXification 5 років тому +23

    I love how Tim tries to phrase things

  • @DoomKid
    @DoomKid 4 роки тому +15

    7:30 Tim saying "that doesn't make sense" is one of the few times he's being rational and Gregg is talking nonsense, lmfao

  • @np2118
    @np2118 5 років тому +15

    Tim was staring down the BUSINESS end of the shotgun. Truly a man of consistency. Looking forward to hear more effective management tips

  • @johnulcer
    @johnulcer 5 років тому +246

    "It's not about the movies" - Gregg Turkington, 2019

    • @the0point
      @the0point 5 років тому +12

      Ouch, slight slip up.

    • @Choppalove
      @Choppalove 5 років тому +29

      Gregg showing his true colors at last.
      The whole Victorville film archives are nothing but a fake money-grabbing bootleg operation and a lie.

    • @jacoba4230
      @jacoba4230 5 років тому +1

      What a dummy he is

    • @BAGAKOOS
      @BAGAKOOS 5 років тому +13

      that sentence was taken out of context. Timheads are pathetic...

    • @squidincsquid
      @squidincsquid 5 років тому +1

      Greggheads know you're a Timhead just trying to smear his good name!

  • @caiopatric
    @caiopatric 5 років тому +101

    11:41 tim almost breaking

  • @kelleybostian9462
    @kelleybostian9462 5 років тому +37

    "Nobody ever got killed reviewing movies"
    Okay Gregg, say that to Marc.

    • @Ericthereddy1
      @Ericthereddy1 5 років тому +3

      Mark has been confirmed to be alive.

    • @kelleybostian9462
      @kelleybostian9462 5 років тому +1

      @@Ericthereddy1 That's a deep state rumor -- a total sham.

    • @curtis3524
      @curtis3524 5 років тому

      @@Ericthereddy1 Mark is indeed no longer alive.

  • @thomastuthill5276
    @thomastuthill5276 5 років тому +12

    I was an Ayaka-head, a Dr. san-Head and now I have evolved into a Toni-head. The chemistry between Toni & Tim is undeniable. Do you guys think Gregg could play keyboards in Dekkar ?

  • @TheWingless
    @TheWingless 5 років тому +18

    So to recap:
    -Got a foreign woman pregnant and killed their son through tacit neglect
    -Got his bandmember's sister pregnant (status of child unknown!)
    -Got married to Toni over the weekend.

    • @DyLeN17
      @DyLeN17 5 років тому +3

      Julianna has already aborted.

    • @jackrutledgegoembel5896
      @jackrutledgegoembel5896 4 роки тому +4

      I believe he also already had an unseen wife during the Ayaka ark (who he broke up with due to his relationship with Ayaka), AND another ex-wife before that one (who was mentioned once we know nothing about)

    • @qwerty52676
      @qwerty52676 3 роки тому +2

      He thanked axiom's sister for getting it "taken care of"

  • @goodolarchie
    @goodolarchie 5 років тому +7

    OMG the gun safety section has me in stitches. "It might be further up"
    *eyes down the sight* "It's a little.. hard to tell."

  • @alk3270
    @alk3270 5 років тому +37

    I never thought I'd say this, but damn... I want Gregg Turkington's hair

    • @MikeyDAngelo
      @MikeyDAngelo 5 років тому +5

      it's a shame he's always hiding it under those stupid hats!

  • @DownhillMedia
    @DownhillMedia 5 років тому +13

    This reminds me of a classic film referenced in Decker: Port of Call: Hawaii, a VHS copy of "Bye Bye Love" starring Paul Reiser. It may be unintentional foreshadowing for Tim's real life, considering the film is about divorce. Talk about irony! Tim should watch it to prepare himself for his future without Toni!

  • @realfoodcures
    @realfoodcures 5 років тому +86

    I could so hear Gregg eating popcorn. Very rude!

    • @horatioguevara7597
      @horatioguevara7597 3 роки тому +2

      Dr I think I have a serious haemorrhoid issue, what should I do?

    • @BAGAKOOS
      @BAGAKOOS 3 роки тому +3

      No one cares! you are probably another "Quack" doctor, just like doctor SAN!!!!

  • @Gimpyjoe
    @Gimpyjoe 4 роки тому +5

    That entire gun segment gave me mild panic attacks.

  • @zelqam7305
    @zelqam7305 4 роки тому +11

    Gregg Turkington is seriously a great straight-man actor who gives a genius performance in this episode. His straight performance, where just a look can induce deep, heavy laughter, where his just looking sideways at Tim, impatient with Tim's foolishness, was at a level of impact equal to Oliver Hardy, the best ever expert of inducing roars of laughter with just a look on his face, but in Gregg's own subtle, understated style. Gregg with his fingers over his eye is a far funnier image of a sigh of exasperation than the common meme of Captain Picard with his hand over his eyes and similar images. Gregg's performances of subtlety, understatement, and nuance, not just in his hilarious looks on his face and ways of sitting there enduring Tim, but in his perfect replication of a serious need talking himself into trouble by being overly-stubborn on an argument of technical logic at odds with legality, makes him the undisputed star of this show, from its start until today, in every episode and special, and without a doubt into the future as long as the show persists. ~ Toni Newman also gave a brilliant performance, acting and reacting 100% believably and genuinely, as if not acting at all. Her performance could be from a camera hidden in a non-actor's home, not knowing they're being filmed. So to act 100% believably, not at all obviously acting when watched, is a truly great talent, which few actors ever achieve. So she has a great performance here too in this episode! ~ I honestly think some are ensnared in the cult of Tim Nagrume Heidecker, and that's why anyone says anything positive at all about him. Tim works to build a cult just like that of his own personal idol and mentor, donald trump. Free yourself from Timism. Just because someone desperately thrusts himself out there trying to get attention and adoration doesn't mean we have to give those to him. Don't be ashamed, just get help. I'm here for you, and so are many others. Freedom is already there in your own mind, just waiting to be found.

  • @TheGusBus1989
    @TheGusBus1989 3 роки тому +4

    “So you can just throw that anywhere”
    Tosses shotgun shell on the floor

    • @LevPolyakov
      @LevPolyakov 2 роки тому

      This is compatible with Brown's "Just toss it on the floor"

  • @ferbeybill
    @ferbeybill 5 років тому +7

    "...for keeping the bullet out of my chin and my skull.."

  • @ramonek9109
    @ramonek9109 5 місяців тому +1

    The music for the segment really emphasizes safety.

  • @justinb2824
    @justinb2824 2 роки тому +6

    I love Gregg's character. He's nearly sociopathic. He cares for nothing except films. He's more single minded than The Terminator.

  • @samalden2607
    @samalden2607 2 роки тому +2

    incredible use of the bell graphic at 12:53

  • @depressedtv
    @depressedtv 5 років тому +3

    On Cinema should look into doing wedding videography and photography. It was a beautiful and touching marriage montage at the end. It was perfect!

  • @DanielJamesEgan
    @DanielJamesEgan 8 місяців тому +1

    With marriages like Toni in them, Tim can’t go wrong!

  • @colbyelisabeth
    @colbyelisabeth 4 роки тому +6

    "no one ever died reviewing movies"
    7th Oscar special: *happens*

  • @gtwrmw1978
    @gtwrmw1978 5 років тому +43

    In many states, seeing "Charlie's Angels" together constitutes a common law marriage.

  • @connoroverall580
    @connoroverall580 Рік тому +6

    Gregg's reference to Brandon Lee was appropriate, given the issue of gun safety on screen....and in our daily lives....

  • @ComikkiLL
    @ComikkiLL 2 роки тому +2

    "When you got movies like Tom Cruise in them." ... I replayed the beginning like 5 times to make sure I heard that right lol.

  • @kylepeterson5377
    @kylepeterson5377 5 років тому +7

    Happy for Tim. The Ice Queen, Ayaka put him through Hell. Glad he found love.

    • @nunyabidniss1225
      @nunyabidniss1225 5 років тому +1

      how dare you. Her review of the One Direction movie changed my life.

  • @ripdrsan6112
    @ripdrsan6112 5 років тому +10

    Toni and Gregg need to lay off Tim about his gun handling! He has shown time and time again on Decker that he knows what he's doing. What happened Sunday night was an accident that will never happen again, and maybe anyone that doubts him will experience an "accident" themselves! Ha!

    • @ripdrsan6112
      @ripdrsan6112 5 років тому +1

      @Joey America Clearly you haven't read up on the China connection. Do your research before slandering a great man like Tim. Yea Delgado is rotting in the underworld, but the great Luther San would never hurt a fly!

    • @yellowblanka6058
      @yellowblanka6058 4 роки тому +1

      Lol, this video is pretty much a crash course on how NOT to EVER handle a firearm (*I know you're playing into the whole On Cinema universe, just wanted to interject a real comment*)

  • @OkieAllDay
    @OkieAllDay 5 років тому +11

    Just like Dr. San before her, she has Tim wrapped around her finger

  • @martinprince7773
    @martinprince7773 5 років тому +11

    I wonder how many people will actually tweet the LAPD 😂

  • @woestijnjongen
    @woestijnjongen 5 років тому +9

    whenever Gregg starts the episode with a facepalm you know it's going to be a doozy

  • @paolita9618
    @paolita9618 3 роки тому +4

    The fact that Tim was moments away from shooting himself AGAIN

    • @tzazella751
      @tzazella751 3 роки тому +1

      seriously. and just after toni found him in the blood

  • @dreg7305
    @dreg7305 3 роки тому +3

    Gregg is one of the best characters to ever pair up with tim. To me he always accentuated tims funniest characteristics. Have loved this show from start to finish

    • @colinr0380
      @colinr0380 3 роки тому

      I wish he could have been on the show more!!

  • @danielgordon2907
    @danielgordon2907 Рік тому +2

    i never noticed at 9:00 Tim looks down at a card and mispronounces Mark's name, even though he knows what his name is, had said it just seconds earlier, and didn't even have it written down at the card

  • @Grundlesweat
    @Grundlesweat 5 років тому +68

    Finally Gregg "It's Not About the Movies" Turkington is exposed for what he really is!

    • @JamesGalloway27
      @JamesGalloway27 5 років тому +5

      yeah that was fucked up. the only thing that could have made it worse would have been if he used the n-word

    • @lampini
      @lampini 5 років тому

      Yes completely detached himself from reality and all he cares about now are movies. His friend mark was beaten up and put in a coma and all he cares about are public domain intellectual properties. Gregg needs a reality check

    • @lampini
      @lampini 5 років тому

      DCM88 mind explaining to me why Gregg was more interested in proving to the cops that a star is born rather than marks condition? And why Tim was clearly the more concerned out of the two? So concerned he prayed for him? Yeah didn’t think so.

    • @kevinnashiscool1
      @kevinnashiscool1 5 років тому

      James Galloway behind the scenes gregg casually says “no more movies” all the time.

  • @Daddy-vf5qw
    @Daddy-vf5qw 5 місяців тому +1

    “It’s not about the movies” - Gregg

  • @RC-hv1yx
    @RC-hv1yx 5 років тому +15

    “Nobody ever got killed reviewing movies.”
    -Greg Turkington
    Wow, as a long time Gregghead, (way before Antman, I’m OG okay?) he never ceases to amaze me with his knowledge and wisdom. A true renaissance man of our generation.

  • @exoxy
    @exoxy 2 роки тому +2

    Gun nearly went off like Rust with Alex Baldwin or the Crow which starred Brandon Lee

  • @bobbcobb8925
    @bobbcobb8925 3 роки тому +3

    At least Gregg salvaged the Jack Reacher hat that he lovingly gave to Tim ,who tossed it away like a monster right in front of Gregg !

  • @tnlone
    @tnlone 10 місяців тому +2

    Whenever Tim says “can we…” he means, “can YOU…”

  • @ontariobuds
    @ontariobuds 2 роки тому +4

    I am falling in love with the actress who plays Toni.

  • @MrDiscowizard
    @MrDiscowizard 5 років тому +11

    HE DID IT. HE REALLY TRIED TO KILL HIMSELF.

  • @Jpach33
    @Jpach33 5 років тому +3

    on cinema is probably the only thing in my life that is consistently good and i hope it keeps going until i die

  • @canadude6401
    @canadude6401 5 років тому +8

    While we wait for OnCinema Season 12….For true OnCinema-heads, check out the theme song in its full glory!
    Type "Enjoy the Show (Main) into UA-cam
    This theme song gets 5 bags of double butter popcorn and a vintage Sony Walkman

  • @newthrash1221
    @newthrash1221 2 роки тому +3

    greg, where the hell is my a star is born 4 pack?

  • @dudesr0ck
    @dudesr0ck 2 роки тому +1

    “Nobody ever got killed working on movies”

  • @Jethro7e
    @Jethro7e Рік тому +3

    Ever since watching this episode I have not shot myself a single time.

  • @MrPepelongstockings
    @MrPepelongstockings 5 років тому +2

    Hey guys! 5 Bags of Popcorn- and a safety razor with a guard for shaving around that fresh flesh wound on the neck. It'll be difficult to maintain such a fashion-forward beard style with the burns and acute tissue trauma associated with a 9mm round contacting the fleshy, nerve-dense tissue of the neck. Tim's lucky he's such a clean shot, even at such close range and so accidentally. No doubt his meticulously researched and rigorous method-acting training routines for Decker helped to hone his reflexes, allowing him to dodge almost certain death at the last second. I would recommend NOT trying this at home, as you likely don't have even half the reaction time of Decker, if that.
    Accidental self mutilation aside, this was a fantastic ending to a cohesive, topical, and focused season. I think I speak for people of all beliefs and backgrounds when I say that we all appreciate the wisdom 'On Cinema: On Guns' has brought us in regard to the awesome power of firearms, and of our Lord and Savior Jesus Christ. Now, 'On Cinema: On Safety' perfectly blends together common-sense gun safety, and the realities of an impending civil war for which we must be armed and ready. These elements blend together as well as Tim and Toni, or DEKKAR and LaRue. They come together to create something that is more than the sum of it's parts. Like a firearm.
    Hei, Inc.'s money-first business approach is a bold and fool-proof stratagem to succeed over the crooked Delgado's and MoneyZap's of the world. Eagerly awaiting to see how Tim will strike them down as per the prophecies of The Lord and LaRue.
    Blessings of God upon you if you made it this far down, and may we never forget the sacrifice of The Christ, or the many sacrifices of Mark and Axl that have made this series possible. Maybe a little less Gregg next season and more of someone who has something to offer the show?

    • @kevinnashiscool1
      @kevinnashiscool1 5 років тому +1

      This was very well said, I hope we’re on the same side during the impending civil war.

  • @madjack1748
    @madjack1748 3 роки тому +3

    5:20 Gregg shed a tear when he realized Tim tried to kill himself.

  • @carlhenryjr
    @carlhenryjr 3 місяці тому +1

    He tried to kill himself Sunday night, then mentions that Saturday night he got married lol.

  • @ceedubya4634
    @ceedubya4634 5 років тому +13

    Seriously, where is my Star is Born four pack?

    • @colinr0380
      @colinr0380 5 років тому

      Maybe they have to specially manufacture the ribbons that tie the tapes together and there is a delay on that?

  • @talkinpractice298
    @talkinpractice298 Рік тому +2

    Gregg has become a master of eating popcorn passive aggressively

  • @supasnake8138
    @supasnake8138 5 років тому +26

    WOW! I see many years of blessings for Tim and Toni! Maybe there might be a Tom Cruise Jr II soon?!?!? RIP Tom Cruise Jr You were taken too soon!

  • @jackohearts66
    @jackohearts66 4 роки тому +2

    5 bags of popcorn and a VERY large soda for this beautiful union!

  • @patrick735
    @patrick735 5 років тому +33

    Holy Christ I laughed so hard at Mark getting beaten into a coma in a jail cell by drug addicts.

    • @nunyabidniss1225
      @nunyabidniss1225 5 років тому +13

      To be honest he kinda had it coming for a while now.

  • @coatster
    @coatster 5 років тому +3

    Some serious work went into this intro, I feel the production quality has grown massively since the incorporation of HEI Inc

  • @NickBBK
    @NickBBK 5 років тому +4

    Can't wait for "Toni and Tim's totally awesome vacation" honeymoon.

  • @conscious-typeperson4583
    @conscious-typeperson4583 4 роки тому +2

    When you've got guns like Tim Heidecker handling them, you can't lose.

  • @benwearne542
    @benwearne542 3 роки тому +3

    "you can just throw that anywhere"