I love the revelation that the reason Tim's gun discharged was "my hand somehow got down here," so in other words he reached down and pulled the trigger while cleaning his loaded gun
Wow thats so sweet of her to offer. And if it wasn’t for Toni!? Is the new word out on the street about Tim. He’s a changed man. The Delgados couldn’t stop him. Money Zap cant stop him. Rafael Torres cant stop him. All that season 10 nonsense is in the past. Things are looking up for On Cinema. Also, once last thing: can we get some new movie reviews going?!
Reminds me of a very similar scenario in a true popcorn classic, Herbie: Fully Loaded (101 minutes) starring a young up-and-coming Michael Keaton, who went on to feature in many of the Batman movies.
Toni's reaction to seeing the shell in the gun was legitimately horrifying, she's been a fantastic addition to On Cinema. If Tim ends up manslaughtering her I will be very sad!
I've always thought she was going to embezzle money from HEI because it seemed like that was what she was doing in Mister America with all the stuff he gave her money to do that just never arrived, like the hats (which *could* be an honest mistake) or the advertisement (which *could* be an honest mistake, etc, etc
@@-..-_-..- I thought so too, but it seems like she actually likes Tim (at least enough to bring him into her home!) It could be that she really is a high functioning psychopath, unlike Tim, who is just a low functioning psychopath.
Tim is holding Gregg hostage. Gregg is wearing a Jack Reacher hat and any self respecting OnCinema-Head knows that Gregg hates that movie. I’ve told Gregg to eat popcorn if he’s being held against his will and he ate some popcorn, so Tim is guilty.
It’s funny how, for all Tim’s sociopathy, and for how Tim himself has abused Mark, Tim the only one who shows the slightest concern for Mark getting beaten into a coma
If you watch the Oscar specials where Mark was oxygen deprived from the dive suit and then turned into a golden life sized Oscar the next special, Gregg shows absolutely zero concern and is actually annoyed that Mark’s medical emergency is detracting from his vision of the special lol
As a Toni-head, I really hope Tim takes his own On Safety advice about how to handle weapons and takes care of himself and his new wife Toni. I see a long and happy relationship for both of them!
His accident was clearly a 1 in 1,000,000 occurrence. Just watching him handle that shotgun, you can tell he is a firearms safety expert. After this valuable demonstration, I hope Toni can relax and feel at ease with Tim's weapons collection in her home now.
This week: Tim tries to kill himself with a shotgun. Tim gets married. Mark goes to jail. Mark gets brutally beaten in his jail cell to go into a coma... and more. All On Cinema at the Cinema
I give Tim's failed suicide attempt 3 bags of popcorn and two band-aids. I thought it was all very sad and even though I'm a Gregghead through and through I really hope Tim finds the happiness with Toni that he is so desperately seeking through DKR and all of his other failed initiatives.
Exactly it was a total accident, there is no reason he would want to comt suicide, he has his business, his friends who respect him and he's just married his true love, there's no reason and frankly anything said to the contrary is slander or I guess libel.
@@whatsacone You are absolutely correct. People don't commit suicide after marrying their true love. However, they may decide to clean their Remington Model 870 pump-action shotgun the evening after they realise that their marriage is in fact a sham, predicated on the promise that their new wife will use her own funds to help alleviate the husband's debt if only he chooses to marry her willingly. Look people, this is a side show - a distraction. The real question we should be asking ourselves is when will the VFA be shipping the remaining A Star is Born movie packs? I'm into my third week here and still no sign.
Right at the moment I thought love was impossible, you bring me back in with that great display of affection Tim and Toni. To 50 years of happy marriage
l’ve watched season 1-11 of on cinema, including the oscar specials, back to back while recovering from a brain tumah/blood cloth surgery and all I can say is: Wow, what a ride. This show is easily a five bagger for me. I’ll also add 2 public domain VHS tapes to that. God bless Tim and his beautiful and smart wife. Best wishes to Mark. I’d love to see him return in the next season with some of those spot on imitations
Such a beautiful prayer at the end. Tim has come such a long way and has become such a wonderful and spiritual man. May god bless you and Toni's marriage
this is why it is so important for tim to demonstrate as he did, the incorrect way to handle guns, so as to make the public more aware and ocmcortable with seeing the wrong way to handle a gun
Must be true love, because Tim is broke af. Toni, I hope you had him sign a pre-nup and please prepare your will. You're gonna need it because people drop like flies in Tim's company.
Hey there greg, thought you learned the follies of libel, slander and lying under oath the last time you were in court, no worries though, some people are slow
I was an Ayaka-head, a Dr. san-Head and now I have evolved into a Toni-head. The chemistry between Toni & Tim is undeniable. Do you guys think Gregg could play keyboards in Dekkar ?
So to recap: -Got a foreign woman pregnant and killed their son through tacit neglect -Got his bandmember's sister pregnant (status of child unknown!) -Got married to Toni over the weekend.
I believe he also already had an unseen wife during the Ayaka ark (who he broke up with due to his relationship with Ayaka), AND another ex-wife before that one (who was mentioned once we know nothing about)
This reminds me of a classic film referenced in Decker: Port of Call: Hawaii, a VHS copy of "Bye Bye Love" starring Paul Reiser. It may be unintentional foreshadowing for Tim's real life, considering the film is about divorce. Talk about irony! Tim should watch it to prepare himself for his future without Toni!
Gregg Turkington is seriously a great straight-man actor who gives a genius performance in this episode. His straight performance, where just a look can induce deep, heavy laughter, where his just looking sideways at Tim, impatient with Tim's foolishness, was at a level of impact equal to Oliver Hardy, the best ever expert of inducing roars of laughter with just a look on his face, but in Gregg's own subtle, understated style. Gregg with his fingers over his eye is a far funnier image of a sigh of exasperation than the common meme of Captain Picard with his hand over his eyes and similar images. Gregg's performances of subtlety, understatement, and nuance, not just in his hilarious looks on his face and ways of sitting there enduring Tim, but in his perfect replication of a serious need talking himself into trouble by being overly-stubborn on an argument of technical logic at odds with legality, makes him the undisputed star of this show, from its start until today, in every episode and special, and without a doubt into the future as long as the show persists. ~ Toni Newman also gave a brilliant performance, acting and reacting 100% believably and genuinely, as if not acting at all. Her performance could be from a camera hidden in a non-actor's home, not knowing they're being filmed. So to act 100% believably, not at all obviously acting when watched, is a truly great talent, which few actors ever achieve. So she has a great performance here too in this episode! ~ I honestly think some are ensnared in the cult of Tim Nagrume Heidecker, and that's why anyone says anything positive at all about him. Tim works to build a cult just like that of his own personal idol and mentor, donald trump. Free yourself from Timism. Just because someone desperately thrusts himself out there trying to get attention and adoration doesn't mean we have to give those to him. Don't be ashamed, just get help. I'm here for you, and so are many others. Freedom is already there in your own mind, just waiting to be found.
Toni and Gregg need to lay off Tim about his gun handling! He has shown time and time again on Decker that he knows what he's doing. What happened Sunday night was an accident that will never happen again, and maybe anyone that doubts him will experience an "accident" themselves! Ha!
@Joey America Clearly you haven't read up on the China connection. Do your research before slandering a great man like Tim. Yea Delgado is rotting in the underworld, but the great Luther San would never hurt a fly!
Lol, this video is pretty much a crash course on how NOT to EVER handle a firearm (*I know you're playing into the whole On Cinema universe, just wanted to interject a real comment*)
Gregg is one of the best characters to ever pair up with tim. To me he always accentuated tims funniest characteristics. Have loved this show from start to finish
i never noticed at 9:00 Tim looks down at a card and mispronounces Mark's name, even though he knows what his name is, had said it just seconds earlier, and didn't even have it written down at the card
Yes completely detached himself from reality and all he cares about now are movies. His friend mark was beaten up and put in a coma and all he cares about are public domain intellectual properties. Gregg needs a reality check
DCM88 mind explaining to me why Gregg was more interested in proving to the cops that a star is born rather than marks condition? And why Tim was clearly the more concerned out of the two? So concerned he prayed for him? Yeah didn’t think so.
“Nobody ever got killed reviewing movies.” -Greg Turkington Wow, as a long time Gregghead, (way before Antman, I’m OG okay?) he never ceases to amaze me with his knowledge and wisdom. A true renaissance man of our generation.
While we wait for OnCinema Season 12….For true OnCinema-heads, check out the theme song in its full glory! Type "Enjoy the Show (Main) into UA-cam This theme song gets 5 bags of double butter popcorn and a vintage Sony Walkman
Hey guys! 5 Bags of Popcorn- and a safety razor with a guard for shaving around that fresh flesh wound on the neck. It'll be difficult to maintain such a fashion-forward beard style with the burns and acute tissue trauma associated with a 9mm round contacting the fleshy, nerve-dense tissue of the neck. Tim's lucky he's such a clean shot, even at such close range and so accidentally. No doubt his meticulously researched and rigorous method-acting training routines for Decker helped to hone his reflexes, allowing him to dodge almost certain death at the last second. I would recommend NOT trying this at home, as you likely don't have even half the reaction time of Decker, if that. Accidental self mutilation aside, this was a fantastic ending to a cohesive, topical, and focused season. I think I speak for people of all beliefs and backgrounds when I say that we all appreciate the wisdom 'On Cinema: On Guns' has brought us in regard to the awesome power of firearms, and of our Lord and Savior Jesus Christ. Now, 'On Cinema: On Safety' perfectly blends together common-sense gun safety, and the realities of an impending civil war for which we must be armed and ready. These elements blend together as well as Tim and Toni, or DEKKAR and LaRue. They come together to create something that is more than the sum of it's parts. Like a firearm. Hei, Inc.'s money-first business approach is a bold and fool-proof stratagem to succeed over the crooked Delgado's and MoneyZap's of the world. Eagerly awaiting to see how Tim will strike them down as per the prophecies of The Lord and LaRue. Blessings of God upon you if you made it this far down, and may we never forget the sacrifice of The Christ, or the many sacrifices of Mark and Axl that have made this series possible. Maybe a little less Gregg next season and more of someone who has something to offer the show?
I love the revelation that the reason Tim's gun discharged was "my hand somehow got down here," so in other words he reached down and pulled the trigger while cleaning his loaded gun
I think Toni is the Woman Tim needs. She's smart and supportive, and she has a house.
Toni ❤️🌹
Easy on the eyes too
Wow thats so sweet of her to offer. And if it wasn’t for Toni!? Is the new word out on the street about Tim. He’s a changed man. The Delgados couldn’t stop him. Money Zap cant stop him. Rafael Torres cant stop him. All that season 10 nonsense is in the past. Things are looking up for On Cinema. Also, once last thing: can we get some new movie reviews going?!
@@WingZeroSymphonics Mr Money Joe Esteves couldn’t stop Tim either!
@@bcc5701 thats right! And I see the way he looks at Toni…Tim gotta pull him aside and handle that…
After one coma the second one should be a breeze, hope Mark Porch pulls through
The rest will do him good.
Mark Poach is a warrior. With the power of Tim and god combined with that rascals inner strength we can rest easy knowing he will pull through.
He has more impressions to show!! Pull through mark we believe in you and you’re in our prayers
Like u even care about mark shut up idiot
Now he’s just doing it for the attention.
When Tim decided not to load the shotgun shell back in the gun it really drove home his message about gun safety.
Was this before or after Alec Baldwin slapped leather ?
You can just the that anywhere
Reminds me of a very similar scenario in a true popcorn classic, Herbie: Fully Loaded (101 minutes) starring a young up-and-coming Michael Keaton, who went on to feature in many of the Batman movies.
@@Elcore excellent point
Toni's reaction to seeing the shell in the gun was legitimately horrifying, she's been a fantastic addition to On Cinema.
If Tim ends up manslaughtering her I will be very sad!
I've always thought she was going to embezzle money from HEI because it seemed like that was what she was doing in Mister America with all the stuff he gave her money to do that just never arrived, like the hats (which *could* be an honest mistake) or the advertisement (which *could* be an honest mistake, etc, etc
@@-..-_-..- I thought so too, but it seems like she actually likes Tim (at least enough to bring him into her home!) It could be that she really is a high functioning psychopath, unlike Tim, who is just a low functioning psychopath.
These questions plus the actress's performance are why I hope she can at least stick around long enough to explore what the hell her deal is
@@granthamilton5616 yeah I've been coming to think more and more that she's legit
I can't wait for the oscer murder special
“Just put the gun away so we can talk about movies, without fear.”
Tim is holding Gregg hostage. Gregg is wearing a Jack Reacher hat and any self respecting OnCinema-Head knows that Gregg hates that movie.
I’ve told Gregg to eat popcorn if he’s being held against his will and he ate some popcorn, so Tim is guilty.
Apotheosis #OnCinemaGate
@@0mnicide I think it's the same hat he gave Tim as a gift previously, that Tim so callously threw to the floor lol
He said "without fear of getting shot"
It’s funny how, for all Tim’s sociopathy, and for how Tim himself has abused Mark, Tim the only one who shows the slightest concern for Mark getting beaten into a coma
This whole show is just a Greek tragedy about Mark.
Does that mean Mark is going to end up banging Mama Proksch?
If you watch the Oscar specials where Mark was oxygen deprived from the dive suit and then turned into a golden life sized Oscar the next special, Gregg shows absolutely zero concern and is actually annoyed that Mark’s medical emergency is detracting from his vision of the special lol
Plus the only one who showed concern for Mark when Gregg used him as the living Oscar 😂
Gregg has more of Mark's blood on his hands than Tim has ever had. The LAPD should put this buff in cuffs. #CufftheBuff
Cuff the buff!
Free M8son don’t look up that hashtag
What a great comment!
Buff in the cuff!
@aaronsdavis Then Tim can remove his bandage, scratch the wound, and blood bond with Gregg. They will become closer than ever.
The way he handles that gun makes you feel like you're in the room with them. I blocked several times.
He knows what he's doing.
You must have a lot of secret pent up guilt then to think that a righteous protector like Tim would shoot at you.
Lol I was too!
Clearly never watched Decker. Tim knoes this stuff front right and backwards.
Tf is blocking going to do with a shotgun pointed at you? 😂
Congrats Tim and Toni!
I have a good feeling about this one, guys!
I'm sure the great doctor is looking down on this moment and smiling! True love is real!
FOR ANYONE WHO DOESN'T KNOW: Toni was the juror who hung the jury at Tim's trial.
Hambone Fakenamington he’s probably gonna kill her next year
Jansen Art proof tim needs jail
three time's the charm!
That "On Cinema On Safety" transition is incredible.
Totally pumps you up for safety... or a wrestling match.
Right! I was watching this episode while cleaning my personal gun and because of that now i'm single again.
The music makes me want to bare arms and defend my rights
@@nervesinapattern7261 I think you mean "*bear* arms", but if you were inspired by this to wrestle as some have suggested, that could make sense also!
I love it.
Please God take care of our angel Mark Porch.
BoxcarJay123 God loves the arts! Maek WILL be saved !! !’n
“So you can just throw that anywhere”
That's how you do it
Safety first
FOR ANYONE WHO DOESN'T KNOW: Toni was the juror who hung the jury at Tim's trial.
EDIT: What I don't know is what happened 23 Nov 2018.
This is BIG
Oh WHAT???!!! 😂😂😂😂
Holy. Shit.
Lmao
this is true, glad i watched mister america
As a Toni-head, I really hope Tim takes his own On Safety advice about how to handle weapons and takes care of himself and his new wife Toni. I see a long and happy relationship for both of them!
His accident was clearly a 1 in 1,000,000 occurrence. Just watching him handle that shotgun, you can tell he is a firearms safety expert. After this valuable demonstration, I hope Toni can relax and feel at ease with Tim's weapons collection in her home now.
Oh no - is being a "Toni-head" going to become a thing now?...We should resist the temptation to become divided, methinks.
R. If anyone is qualified to handle a firearm it is Decker 😎 Tim HeiDecker
I'm more of a Toni-freak, myself
This week: Tim tries to kill himself with a shotgun. Tim gets married. Mark goes to jail. Mark gets brutally beaten in his jail cell to go into a coma... and more. All On Cinema at the Cinema
Tim's neck injury here is a subtle tip of the hat to Gregg's complete inability to move his neck which is a detail only true oncinema freaks would get
When you got marriages with Tim Heidecker in them you can't lose!
FOR ANYONE WHO DOESN'T KNOW: Toni was the juror who hung the jury at Tim's trial.
This genuinely made me laugh. Good job!
marriages "*like*" Tim Heidecker in them
@@jansenart0 Fo real!?
this is marriage 4 i think
"Like in The Crow with Brandon Lee."
(Runtime: 102 minutes)
lol.
Expert knowledge
would've been a nice homage
Goddamn I was looking for this comment thank you!
I love that ever since Mark's original coma, Tim has been mildly concerned with him and his wellbeing
He needs him as a witness to build his fraud case against Gregg.
I give Tim's failed suicide attempt 3 bags of popcorn and two band-aids. I thought it was all very sad and even though I'm a Gregghead through and through I really hope Tim finds the happiness with Toni that he is so desperately seeking through DKR and all of his other failed initiatives.
Etcher a failed suicide attempt where he “accidentally” shoots Toni you mean
Exactly it was a total accident, there is no reason he would want to comt suicide, he has his business, his friends who respect him and he's just married his true love, there's no reason and frankly anything said to the contrary is slander or I guess libel.
@@trailersic and how many bags of popcorn and such?
@@joshuagoff7878 Zero bags of popcorn and a lawyer, because they'll need one for slanderinging Tim's good name
@@whatsacone You are absolutely correct. People don't commit suicide after marrying their true love. However, they may decide to clean their Remington Model 870 pump-action shotgun the evening after they realise that their marriage is in fact a sham, predicated on the promise that their new wife will use her own funds to help alleviate the husband's debt if only he chooses to marry her willingly. Look people, this is a side show - a distraction. The real question we should be asking ourselves is when will the VFA be shipping the remaining A Star is Born movie packs? I'm into my third week here and still no sign.
"Nobody's ever died reviewing movies"
There's always a first for everything, Greg.
Siskel and Ebert?
Never interrupt your enemy when he's making a mistake.
mark has come very close
@@markjankowski5242 Ebert's still alive, wise ass.
John Stolback Uhhh no... he died in 2013?
"Like in the crow with Brandon Lee" way to keep it on cinema Gregg!
marlon brando
Right at the moment I thought love was impossible, you bring me back in with that great display of affection Tim and Toni. To 50 years of happy marriage
l’ve watched season 1-11 of on cinema, including the oscar specials, back to back while recovering from a brain tumah/blood cloth surgery and all I can say is: Wow, what a ride. This show is easily a five bagger for me. I’ll also add 2 public domain VHS tapes to that. God bless Tim and his beautiful and smart wife. Best wishes to Mark. I’d love to see him return in the next season with some of those spot on imitations
A toomah
T-t-t-Toni and Tim.. Wonder if they're going to have a totally awesome vacation.
Single greatest callback of this year!
Holy shit! What a throwback!
It’s a rough cut so it’s not even done yet.
Took a lot o’ guts...
NO RUM
Such a beautiful prayer at the end. Tim has come such a long way and has become such a wonderful and spiritual man. May god bless you and Toni's marriage
Reminds me back when he was active on Values.com
Something fishy about the firearm "accidentally" going off. I have a feeling Money Zap has something to do with this....
China connection
"AND MY HAND SOMEHOW GOT DOWN HERE"
@@sams7068 well it is Axium's hand so ,,,
Did they really just cgi Tim sitting down in the intro?
tecums3h I’m pretty sure al the intros are recorded live. The production on this show is top notch!
what CGI
that was a legit sitting
@@dimitreze Sittinggate! Fake News!
Let’s hit the... ssseeeeeaaaaats.
Movie magic!
I give this marriage until Season 12 Episode 2
She'll be gone by the end of the Oscar Special
And 4 bags of popcorn
So negative. Some people just can't be happy for others.
Spot on speculation only a true buff can provide.
Toni Newman: The First Lady of “On Cinema.”
Does Ayaka mean nothing to you?
Technically the Third Lady
Alex VanDover she had her chance, it’s Toni time now.
The ceiling almost became a Timhead
“When you got movies like Tom Cruise in them” gets me everytime.
I’m a popcorn head, and I tell you now, I could hear it. But didn’t mind.
It's good to see Greg back on On Cinema. I remember him from a previous episode and he was good then too. Hope to see him back next season!
Gregg is a good guest
I’m not sure but I think he was on more than twice, but it’s hard to keep up with how many different guests this show has!
@@martinprince7773 If only there was some way to look up this information!
God, the way he handled that gun was the definition of uncomfortable.
Yeah, as somebody who used guns growing up with a father that stressed gun safety this made me extremely uncomfortable, lol.
this is why it is so important for tim to demonstrate as he did, the incorrect way to handle guns, so as to make the public more aware and ocmcortable with seeing the wrong way to handle a gun
bingo night in hell When you put it that way, I’m grateful for his expertise. I’m much more ocmcortable now.
bingo night in hell I was out of my ocmcort zone for sure right then.
I really appreciate how Toni is there to help keep Greg in line. Congratulations you two!!!
"Oh my god, Tim, you said you de-shelled it!"
LIKE IT'S A LOBSTER
11-23-2018. Lol. I'm gonna call it here, Tim's new wife is going to "accidently" die suddenly and Tim is going to collect the life insurance payout.
Steve Yuhas and why do I have a feeling that all of Tim’s debt has been transferred into her name as well?
Bruh they JUST got married, and you’re thinking of DEATH? Wow dude way to look at the positive
Jesse Lipshie everyone knows Ayaka still holds the keys to Tim’s heart.
So I like this idea but I'm feeling it more for Mark, like I can see Tim killing Mark more than Toni
Nice insight. Might be how we get the next season of Decker
Must be true love, because Tim is broke af. Toni, I hope you had him sign a pre-nup and please prepare your will. You're gonna need it because people drop like flies in Tim's company.
This is Gregghead propaganda.
FOR ANYONE WHO DOESN'T KNOW: Toni was the juror who hung the jury at Tim's trial.
sociopaths attract
@@jansenart0 seriously?
Hey there greg, thought you learned the follies of libel, slander and lying under oath the last time you were in court, no worries though, some people are slow
6:10 Greg's movie expertise never fails to amaze
Like on the Crow with Brandon Lee
I love how Tim clarifies you can just throw the new shotgun shell anywhere
Brown 1: Just toss it on the floor...
I love how Tim tries to phrase things
7:30 Tim saying "that doesn't make sense" is one of the few times he's being rational and Gregg is talking nonsense, lmfao
Tim was staring down the BUSINESS end of the shotgun. Truly a man of consistency. Looking forward to hear more effective management tips
"It's not about the movies" - Gregg Turkington, 2019
Ouch, slight slip up.
Gregg showing his true colors at last.
The whole Victorville film archives are nothing but a fake money-grabbing bootleg operation and a lie.
What a dummy he is
that sentence was taken out of context. Timheads are pathetic...
Greggheads know you're a Timhead just trying to smear his good name!
11:41 tim almost breaking
7:37 too
good eye!
"Nobody ever got killed reviewing movies"
Okay Gregg, say that to Marc.
Mark has been confirmed to be alive.
@@Ericthereddy1 That's a deep state rumor -- a total sham.
@@Ericthereddy1 Mark is indeed no longer alive.
I was an Ayaka-head, a Dr. san-Head and now I have evolved into a Toni-head. The chemistry between Toni & Tim is undeniable. Do you guys think Gregg could play keyboards in Dekkar ?
So to recap:
-Got a foreign woman pregnant and killed their son through tacit neglect
-Got his bandmember's sister pregnant (status of child unknown!)
-Got married to Toni over the weekend.
Julianna has already aborted.
I believe he also already had an unseen wife during the Ayaka ark (who he broke up with due to his relationship with Ayaka), AND another ex-wife before that one (who was mentioned once we know nothing about)
He thanked axiom's sister for getting it "taken care of"
OMG the gun safety section has me in stitches. "It might be further up"
*eyes down the sight* "It's a little.. hard to tell."
I never thought I'd say this, but damn... I want Gregg Turkington's hair
it's a shame he's always hiding it under those stupid hats!
This reminds me of a classic film referenced in Decker: Port of Call: Hawaii, a VHS copy of "Bye Bye Love" starring Paul Reiser. It may be unintentional foreshadowing for Tim's real life, considering the film is about divorce. Talk about irony! Tim should watch it to prepare himself for his future without Toni!
I could so hear Gregg eating popcorn. Very rude!
Dr I think I have a serious haemorrhoid issue, what should I do?
No one cares! you are probably another "Quack" doctor, just like doctor SAN!!!!
That entire gun segment gave me mild panic attacks.
Gregg Turkington is seriously a great straight-man actor who gives a genius performance in this episode. His straight performance, where just a look can induce deep, heavy laughter, where his just looking sideways at Tim, impatient with Tim's foolishness, was at a level of impact equal to Oliver Hardy, the best ever expert of inducing roars of laughter with just a look on his face, but in Gregg's own subtle, understated style. Gregg with his fingers over his eye is a far funnier image of a sigh of exasperation than the common meme of Captain Picard with his hand over his eyes and similar images. Gregg's performances of subtlety, understatement, and nuance, not just in his hilarious looks on his face and ways of sitting there enduring Tim, but in his perfect replication of a serious need talking himself into trouble by being overly-stubborn on an argument of technical logic at odds with legality, makes him the undisputed star of this show, from its start until today, in every episode and special, and without a doubt into the future as long as the show persists. ~ Toni Newman also gave a brilliant performance, acting and reacting 100% believably and genuinely, as if not acting at all. Her performance could be from a camera hidden in a non-actor's home, not knowing they're being filmed. So to act 100% believably, not at all obviously acting when watched, is a truly great talent, which few actors ever achieve. So she has a great performance here too in this episode! ~ I honestly think some are ensnared in the cult of Tim Nagrume Heidecker, and that's why anyone says anything positive at all about him. Tim works to build a cult just like that of his own personal idol and mentor, donald trump. Free yourself from Timism. Just because someone desperately thrusts himself out there trying to get attention and adoration doesn't mean we have to give those to him. Don't be ashamed, just get help. I'm here for you, and so are many others. Freedom is already there in your own mind, just waiting to be found.
Thank you
... performance?
“So you can just throw that anywhere”
Tosses shotgun shell on the floor
This is compatible with Brown's "Just toss it on the floor"
"...for keeping the bullet out of my chin and my skull.."
The music for the segment really emphasizes safety.
I love Gregg's character. He's nearly sociopathic. He cares for nothing except films. He's more single minded than The Terminator.
incredible use of the bell graphic at 12:53
On Cinema should look into doing wedding videography and photography. It was a beautiful and touching marriage montage at the end. It was perfect!
With marriages like Toni in them, Tim can’t go wrong!
"no one ever died reviewing movies"
7th Oscar special: *happens*
In many states, seeing "Charlie's Angels" together constitutes a common law marriage.
Gregg's reference to Brandon Lee was appropriate, given the issue of gun safety on screen....and in our daily lives....
"When you got movies like Tom Cruise in them." ... I replayed the beginning like 5 times to make sure I heard that right lol.
Happy for Tim. The Ice Queen, Ayaka put him through Hell. Glad he found love.
how dare you. Her review of the One Direction movie changed my life.
Toni and Gregg need to lay off Tim about his gun handling! He has shown time and time again on Decker that he knows what he's doing. What happened Sunday night was an accident that will never happen again, and maybe anyone that doubts him will experience an "accident" themselves! Ha!
@Joey America Clearly you haven't read up on the China connection. Do your research before slandering a great man like Tim. Yea Delgado is rotting in the underworld, but the great Luther San would never hurt a fly!
Lol, this video is pretty much a crash course on how NOT to EVER handle a firearm (*I know you're playing into the whole On Cinema universe, just wanted to interject a real comment*)
Just like Dr. San before her, she has Tim wrapped around her finger
I wonder how many people will actually tweet the LAPD 😂
whenever Gregg starts the episode with a facepalm you know it's going to be a doozy
The fact that Tim was moments away from shooting himself AGAIN
seriously. and just after toni found him in the blood
Gregg is one of the best characters to ever pair up with tim. To me he always accentuated tims funniest characteristics. Have loved this show from start to finish
I wish he could have been on the show more!!
i never noticed at 9:00 Tim looks down at a card and mispronounces Mark's name, even though he knows what his name is, had said it just seconds earlier, and didn't even have it written down at the card
Finally Gregg "It's Not About the Movies" Turkington is exposed for what he really is!
yeah that was fucked up. the only thing that could have made it worse would have been if he used the n-word
Yes completely detached himself from reality and all he cares about now are movies. His friend mark was beaten up and put in a coma and all he cares about are public domain intellectual properties. Gregg needs a reality check
DCM88 mind explaining to me why Gregg was more interested in proving to the cops that a star is born rather than marks condition? And why Tim was clearly the more concerned out of the two? So concerned he prayed for him? Yeah didn’t think so.
James Galloway behind the scenes gregg casually says “no more movies” all the time.
“It’s not about the movies” - Gregg
“Nobody ever got killed reviewing movies.”
-Greg Turkington
Wow, as a long time Gregghead, (way before Antman, I’m OG okay?) he never ceases to amaze me with his knowledge and wisdom. A true renaissance man of our generation.
Gun nearly went off like Rust with Alex Baldwin or the Crow which starred Brandon Lee
At least Gregg salvaged the Jack Reacher hat that he lovingly gave to Tim ,who tossed it away like a monster right in front of Gregg !
Whenever Tim says “can we…” he means, “can YOU…”
I am falling in love with the actress who plays Toni.
HE DID IT. HE REALLY TRIED TO KILL HIMSELF.
on cinema is probably the only thing in my life that is consistently good and i hope it keeps going until i die
While we wait for OnCinema Season 12….For true OnCinema-heads, check out the theme song in its full glory!
Type "Enjoy the Show (Main) into UA-cam
This theme song gets 5 bags of double butter popcorn and a vintage Sony Walkman
greg, where the hell is my a star is born 4 pack?
“Nobody ever got killed working on movies”
Ever since watching this episode I have not shot myself a single time.
Great job!
Hey guys! 5 Bags of Popcorn- and a safety razor with a guard for shaving around that fresh flesh wound on the neck. It'll be difficult to maintain such a fashion-forward beard style with the burns and acute tissue trauma associated with a 9mm round contacting the fleshy, nerve-dense tissue of the neck. Tim's lucky he's such a clean shot, even at such close range and so accidentally. No doubt his meticulously researched and rigorous method-acting training routines for Decker helped to hone his reflexes, allowing him to dodge almost certain death at the last second. I would recommend NOT trying this at home, as you likely don't have even half the reaction time of Decker, if that.
Accidental self mutilation aside, this was a fantastic ending to a cohesive, topical, and focused season. I think I speak for people of all beliefs and backgrounds when I say that we all appreciate the wisdom 'On Cinema: On Guns' has brought us in regard to the awesome power of firearms, and of our Lord and Savior Jesus Christ. Now, 'On Cinema: On Safety' perfectly blends together common-sense gun safety, and the realities of an impending civil war for which we must be armed and ready. These elements blend together as well as Tim and Toni, or DEKKAR and LaRue. They come together to create something that is more than the sum of it's parts. Like a firearm.
Hei, Inc.'s money-first business approach is a bold and fool-proof stratagem to succeed over the crooked Delgado's and MoneyZap's of the world. Eagerly awaiting to see how Tim will strike them down as per the prophecies of The Lord and LaRue.
Blessings of God upon you if you made it this far down, and may we never forget the sacrifice of The Christ, or the many sacrifices of Mark and Axl that have made this series possible. Maybe a little less Gregg next season and more of someone who has something to offer the show?
This was very well said, I hope we’re on the same side during the impending civil war.
5:20 Gregg shed a tear when he realized Tim tried to kill himself.
He tried to kill himself Sunday night, then mentions that Saturday night he got married lol.
Seriously, where is my Star is Born four pack?
Maybe they have to specially manufacture the ribbons that tie the tapes together and there is a delay on that?
Gregg has become a master of eating popcorn passive aggressively
WOW! I see many years of blessings for Tim and Toni! Maybe there might be a Tom Cruise Jr II soon?!?!? RIP Tom Cruise Jr You were taken too soon!
5 bags of popcorn and a VERY large soda for this beautiful union!
Holy Christ I laughed so hard at Mark getting beaten into a coma in a jail cell by drug addicts.
To be honest he kinda had it coming for a while now.
Some serious work went into this intro, I feel the production quality has grown massively since the incorporation of HEI Inc
Can't wait for "Toni and Tim's totally awesome vacation" honeymoon.
When you've got guns like Tim Heidecker handling them, you can't lose.
"you can just throw that anywhere"