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  • @michaelparker2449
    @michaelparker2449 5 років тому +8013

    The only way I could be dangerous is if Jackie Chan uses me as a weapon.

    • @UditENG-xi4pu
      @UditENG-xi4pu 5 років тому +87

      lol this comment is way too underrated

    • @Iremanenpeice
      @Iremanenpeice 5 років тому +19

      Lol 🤣

    • @johann296
      @johann296 5 років тому +12

      Looool

    • @sujansubba9081
      @sujansubba9081 5 років тому +9

      Lol😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😁😂😂

    • @mrkncd
      @mrkncd 5 років тому +5

      truuuuuuuuuu

  • @reznovvazileski3193
    @reznovvazileski3193 5 років тому +2761

    "When you see a knife, yell turn and run" Words of a true kung fu master. Don't risk your life just to look cool like in a movie.

    • @kuro13wolf
      @kuro13wolf 5 років тому +70

      I'd say first turn, then run then yell but he's the master.

    • @reznovvazileski3193
      @reznovvazileski3193 5 років тому +19

      @@kuro13wolf Scare tactics I guess :')

    • @MithrilSludge6541
      @MithrilSludge6541 5 років тому +17

      @IZZGAMER123 you yell first, so if your attacker backs off you don't have to do the rest

    • @MithrilSludge6541
      @MithrilSludge6541 5 років тому +27

      @@kuro13wolf Also some ppl have predator instincts so if you run first they will give chase (think dogs). If you yell first they have a chance of being intimidated.

    • @NJ-wb1cz
      @NJ-wb1cz 5 років тому +14

      First make sure that you can actually run.

  • @jokerman3657
    @jokerman3657 5 років тому +7814

    He's so nice. He totally broke the board before she headbutted it

    • @ECFloki
      @ECFloki 5 років тому +751

      Had to rewatch that a few times. Nice catch. Jackie is a true legend.

    • @eklipze-2473
      @eklipze-2473 5 років тому +419

      Playback speed 0.25 you'll see it clearly

    • @siddarth3955
      @siddarth3955 5 років тому +150

      Right? Even I felt that but did not dare doubt the snake in eagle's shadow

    • @monihaque2929
      @monihaque2929 5 років тому +152

      I thought everyone noticed! But yeah, one smooth brother there

    • @rocketeer1763
      @rocketeer1763 5 років тому +56

      I caught that then had to replay it, and now I’m reading this comment

  • @TheCrealkiller
    @TheCrealkiller 5 років тому +3632

    "watch 200 Jackie Chan movies and you'll become a ninja master" I've watched the drunken master 200 times and now im alcoholic.

  • @aseemurrehmanqureshi4202
    @aseemurrehmanqureshi4202 6 років тому +3806

    *Jackie Chan grabs a rat*
    "This can be a weapon too"

    • @Gerraint
      @Gerraint 5 років тому +75

      Throw that rat to enemy's mouth

    • @UnusualPete
      @UnusualPete 5 років тому +23

      Oh.... maybe that's why some woman killed her husband with a squirrel... 😅 *Anything is a weapon!*
      (I saw it on Johnny Knoxville's IG.)

    • @jaypunzalan6999
      @jaypunzalan6999 5 років тому +11

      Grabs a cockroach this can be a weapon too

    • @lianet777
      @lianet777 5 років тому

      Daedric Blade hahahahahaha

    • @lianet777
      @lianet777 5 років тому +15

      Daedric Blade *Jacky Chan grabs a booger* “This will be a weapon too” *Flicks booger into enemy’s mouth; enemy chokes and dies*

  • @MSadamgasm
    @MSadamgasm 7 років тому +6332

    Jackie Chan is a legend, so humble and so chill even at his level of success. Man i wish i could meet him i would be so honoured.

    • @usmang.a7770
      @usmang.a7770 7 років тому +20

      MSadamgasm Jackie Chan is a Legend, so humble and so chill yes. But don't know about the other person whoever she is

    • @Idtelos
      @Idtelos 7 років тому +40

      Who is also a proud proponent of the Chinese Communist Party.

    • @tinlunlau1
      @tinlunlau1 7 років тому +35

      I used to work for him and have met him a number of times. And trust me, your idolization of Jackie Chan kinda end there.

    • @verkoopprijs
      @verkoopprijs 7 років тому

      Certainly so, though I wouldn't put it past the CCP to be using coercion.

    • @GeorgeStClair-kx6fj
      @GeorgeStClair-kx6fj 7 років тому +2

      olivia munn is also a martial arts genius

  • @aisuxtime
    @aisuxtime 5 років тому +3550

    Jackie does his own stunts, could kill someone with a tissue, yet still acts super humble and silly. Love him.

    • @zero_s
      @zero_s 5 років тому +54

      He does most of his stunts, there's still some Scene that the director doesn't let him do because it's too dangerous so sometimes he still uses double but yeah love him too

    • @vnxnems9216
      @vnxnems9216 5 років тому +57

      @@zero_s in Hollywood yes but in hong kong all by him

    • @Gawlakman
      @Gawlakman 5 років тому +17

      I read cause he's older now he uses doubles more but up until a few years ago he did all his own stunts.

    • @dragonscargames4808
      @dragonscargames4808 5 років тому +15

      That's because he's Chinese and he's unlike the world we live in today: he's lovable, chill, kick back and relax type of guy with a lot of positive energy.

    • @siddarth3955
      @siddarth3955 5 років тому +6

      @@zero_s that's after he reached his late 40's, before that he did every one of his stunts

  • @marcellenel3569
    @marcellenel3569 4 роки тому +290

    How to survive a knife fight by Jackie Chan:
    1. Yell
    2. Turn
    3. Run

  • @gamesandmoreAA
    @gamesandmoreAA 7 років тому +2166

    Still young, humble and probably worth a shit ton of money. Much respect for the guy.

    • @ripmergen
      @ripmergen 7 років тому +89

      young? more like old but insanely fit

    • @Savannah-
      @Savannah- 7 років тому +70

      Anik Alam he donates a ton of his money, too. He's a really humble guy. I admire him a lot.

    • @Klobbb
      @Klobbb 7 років тому

      Adele Howard lol what the heck

    • @icecreamalacarte
      @icecreamalacarte 7 років тому +3

      "How many Kung Fu movies must I watch before I become a ninja master." . . . -__-

    • @popeyeisgood
      @popeyeisgood 7 років тому +22

      it is interesting how non cantonese speaking viewers see jackie chan as humble. he is not loved by his fellow mother tongue community anymore for various reasons. but i guess the language barrier he has in english sort of renders him as harmless and humble.

  • @TheNocturnalAlchemist
    @TheNocturnalAlchemist 7 років тому +5133

    Jackie is my hero

    • @draganstankovic2438
      @draganstankovic2438 7 років тому +26

      Mine too. I mean he filmed so many movies and he still speaks english like 5 y o bolivian baby :)

    • @jamiepaterson473
      @jamiepaterson473 7 років тому +4

      The Nocturnal Alchemist yep he is my hero as Well..since childhood.now I'm 39.lol

    • @eraser400
      @eraser400 7 років тому +2

      Me too!

    • @gmerser
      @gmerser 7 років тому +2

      Olivia is my hero

    • @nicholascai6876
      @nicholascai6876 7 років тому

      The Nocturnal Alchemist 不要犹豫

  • @zad4873
    @zad4873 7 років тому +3708

    "Grabs cloth" Look This is a weapon too "destroys MacBook"

  • @Raivon
    @Raivon 3 роки тому +394

    Someone should make a movie where Jackie Chan fights in an IKEA store

    • @bernhardkrickl3567
      @bernhardkrickl3567 3 роки тому +23

      I read your comment but missed the word "in" and still agreed.

    • @mchan2141
      @mchan2141 3 роки тому

      I would watch

    • @LyricalLemon
      @LyricalLemon 3 роки тому +1

      imagine the possibilities... 0_0

    • @VidsOnCrack
      @VidsOnCrack 3 роки тому +1

      Okay I didn't expect to laugh this loud

    • @crisscrossam
      @crisscrossam 2 роки тому

      this kinda sorta happens, i think in the chinese zodiac movie? where jackie and another guy fight on a couch and the challenge is to not leave the couch. that was cool.

  • @scottymonochrome3795
    @scottymonochrome3795 6 років тому +1700

    Best advice: You see tha knife, you screm, you turn, you run
    Optional step: more screm

    • @juicecantona6357
      @juicecantona6357 5 років тому +74

      It is literally the first thing they teach you when defending against knife attacks. No matter how much experience you have. Still the best advice

    • @soundtreks
      @soundtreks 5 років тому +29

      Yup. What she said about the knife being more dangerous than at gun at 7ft (even up to 20ft) is true.

    • @kuro13wolf
      @kuro13wolf 5 років тому +13

      ​@@soundtreks I feel like it's worth clarifying, a ready gun beats a knife at any distance. The 7 ft thing usually compares a knife with a holstered gun.

    • @NJ-wb1cz
      @NJ-wb1cz 5 років тому +3

      @@kuro13wolf no you silly rabbit. Fast legs beat a knife.
      Running is much harder than randomly flailing a knife, and chances of meeting a guy with a knife who can also run are minuscule. Criminals tend to be impulsive morons who don't have the willpower to train anything, let alone run regularly.

    • @kuro13wolf
      @kuro13wolf 5 років тому

      @@NJ-wb1cz .

  • @shaf_fled
    @shaf_fled 6 років тому +1411

    1:48 First he protecc, then he attacc

    • @dr.user.
      @dr.user. 6 років тому +13

      U put it in a good use 😂

    • @bigboss4178
      @bigboss4178 6 років тому +50

      he protecc
      he attacc
      but he also chop wood in haff

    • @lyn7294
      @lyn7294 6 років тому

      Hex Omega no u

    • @user-ck9lm6xi1o
      @user-ck9lm6xi1o 6 років тому

      I unliked this comment just so I could like it again.

    • @ringo9237
      @ringo9237 6 років тому

      ... then he smashc

  • @dhruv9370
    @dhruv9370 7 років тому +3184

    Jackie Chan is true inspiration !

    • @kleevorpos1838
      @kleevorpos1838 7 років тому +5

      damn youre a bot magnet lol

    • @dhruv9370
      @dhruv9370 7 років тому +3

      kleevorp os1 lmao

    • @prelunatics
      @prelunatics 7 років тому

      THOT BOTS

    • @reubendapiton573
      @reubendapiton573 7 років тому

      DnK 55 that woman's tits is inspiring

    • @dhruv9370
      @dhruv9370 7 років тому +2

      I_ REUBEN Fuck Jackie Chan, I was looking at her and those tits throughout the video 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @Italiantonio76
    @Italiantonio76 3 роки тому +75

    Never in a million years would I think of ever seeing these two together.

  • @AtharvaD
    @AtharvaD 7 років тому +443

    The hand chop was genuine, but go to 0:34 and reduce speed to 0.25x. You'll see the difference.

    • @ViperCannabis
      @ViperCannabis 7 років тому +131

      i actually think what he did was nice ... shit might've hurt ... granted she would've still broke it though

    • @belletiggeler2579
      @belletiggeler2579 7 років тому +16

      there goes the magic...

    • @mrbutish
      @mrbutish 7 років тому +24

      Did he bend the wood to fracture it just as she hit it? o.o

    • @rolynfangcovillarde452
      @rolynfangcovillarde452 7 років тому +1

      Atharva Dhekne Hahahaha Nc

    • @shudidesai
      @shudidesai 7 років тому +35

      Devashish Sood He times it very well indeed. Just as she about to make contact with the block, he pushes into her head, he accelerates the block extremely quickly through her head, vastly increasing the reaction force and breaking the block.

  • @imicca
    @imicca 7 років тому +2626

    jackie Chan is the sweetest actor ever

    • @uscman
      @uscman 7 років тому +12

      iMicca he's adorable

    • @miketython6554
      @miketython6554 7 років тому +23

      iMicca idiots hear his accent and say he's sweet when they don't know shit about who he is.

    • @AviChetriArtwork
      @AviChetriArtwork 7 років тому +6

      Apparently HK doesn't really like him much.

    • @QuizmasterLaw
      @QuizmasterLaw 7 років тому +2

      ua-cam.com/video/oWZbsIhv44A/v-deo.htmlm47s

    • @glswenson
      @glswenson 7 років тому +3

      Read some things about him. He's kind of shitty.

  • @rebekkiej
    @rebekkiej 7 років тому +1922

    I think jackie chan is honestly such a great person

    • @giantred
      @giantred 6 років тому +7

      Agreed, I understand who so many people call him "Uncle" :)

    • @kimchow4729
      @kimchow4729 6 років тому +3

      Rebekka yea he is not

    • @Shiro_TheGoblin
      @Shiro_TheGoblin 6 років тому +10

      Yeah he's a bad dad, but pretty cool uncle.

    • @Ok-vr8fu
      @Ok-vr8fu 6 років тому +13

      giantred lol yeaaa but in most Asian countries, we call uncle to anyone who looks around our uncle’s age😂

    • @Emrys91
      @Emrys91 6 років тому +1

      Michael Choi his son... the convicted drug smuggler... rightttt

  • @hummingbirdcity
    @hummingbirdcity 5 років тому +882

    "If Jackie Chan's not meditating, why am I gonna meditate?"

    • @blindspot9097
      @blindspot9097 5 років тому +108

      youre not jackie chan. you need it.

    • @eugene8910
      @eugene8910 5 років тому +15

      @@blindspot9097 Hahahaha, That was the perfect response x3 I love it

    • @afifakapadia8247
      @afifakapadia8247 5 років тому +1

      @@kavvg3805 and who are you to say that huh??

    • @afifakapadia8247
      @afifakapadia8247 5 років тому

      @@kavvg3805 LMAO

    • @kavvg3805
      @kavvg3805 5 років тому

      @@afifakapadia8247 k

  • @dennisli1482
    @dennisli1482 5 років тому +1788

    0:34, Jackie crack the wood with his hands before she hit it! What a legend!

    • @akshayganesh4229
      @akshayganesh4229 5 років тому +88

      didnt notice first

    • @neilboyne4184
      @neilboyne4184 5 років тому +34

      @@akshayganesh4229 omg did u not and anyway she would hurt her head by breaking that board

    • @whiteicenotnice1872
      @whiteicenotnice1872 5 років тому +12

      Dennis Li Jackie should’ve did Drunken Fist tiger Beer👊🏻😵

    • @blue4980
      @blue4980 5 років тому +32

      Had to slow it cuz it was so fast

    • @derickh4315
      @derickh4315 5 років тому +68

      Years of experience doing stunt and camera angle. I couldn't even spot it til the comments pointed it out

  • @cristianramirez1616
    @cristianramirez1616 7 років тому +1437

    Now let's not ignore the fact that Jackie Chan is still rocking the popped collar in 2017...but damn he pulls it off.

    • @jayrajganatra8782
      @jayrajganatra8782 7 років тому +14

      Cristian Ramirez it's an Asian thing

    • @Ndcontreras
      @Ndcontreras 7 років тому +27

      Cristian Ramirez he really does😂

    • @joannanica2711
      @joannanica2711 7 років тому +23

      I didn't notice that until now! Lol!

    • @natn7592
      @natn7592 7 років тому +13

      Jayraj Ganatra dude I live in an asian country and I've never seen anyone here with a popped collar

    • @jayrajganatra8782
      @jayrajganatra8782 7 років тому +19

      I'm from India and some people think it is fashionable and do rock a popped collar. I don't mind it but it seems to really get on some people's nerves. Like WTF? It is their expression, why you gotta hate just cause someone decided to wear their clothing a certain way.

  • @nuberiffic
    @nuberiffic 6 років тому +1449

    "How many Kung Fu movies do I need to watch to be a Ninja master?"
    Probably the same amount of Golf movies you need to watch to be a Basketball master

    • @limchunwei
      @limchunwei 6 років тому +26

      That boy should watch naruto

    • @quietdominator666
      @quietdominator666 6 років тому +16

      I watched basketball diaries and became a heroin addict..

    • @mandeep3.14
      @mandeep3.14 6 років тому

      I was like wtf 🤨🤔 xD, smh

    • @allenellsworth6634
      @allenellsworth6634 6 років тому

      Well that joke went over OPs head.

    • @dorjjodvo1992
      @dorjjodvo1992 6 років тому

      @@allenellsworth6634 lol

  • @jakeburghardt2157
    @jakeburghardt2157 5 років тому +478

    Jackie is the only person that can successfully pull off a popped collar

    • @antonymilne1346
      @antonymilne1346 5 років тому +55

      He pulls it off so well I didn't notice it was popped. It just looks so natural on him

    • @woahitsnick4965
      @woahitsnick4965 4 роки тому +1

      Uh, old school vampires

    • @rayrock23
      @rayrock23 4 роки тому +9

      You're right. Didn't even notice it was popped. Really effortless style.

  • @AK-ff4gv
    @AK-ff4gv 7 років тому +2096

    Jackie Chan is one of the best things that has happened since the universe came into existence!
    Edit : Wow. So many of you agree with me. That's good to know.

  • @ShortTube
    @ShortTube 7 років тому +1689

    Just realized I watch all of Jackie's videos with a smile on.

    • @georgeisaak5321
      @georgeisaak5321 6 років тому +10

      hahahaha me too !!!! Smiling must be his natural face i think !!!!

    • @flipakine
      @flipakine 6 років тому +1

      ShowTube how do you not watch all of his with a smile. he's so entertaining! too many call his kung fu fake. he just knows how to sell it.

    • @gutspuck721
      @gutspuck721 6 років тому +1

      wow! me too! I love the man, he is so positive!

    • @MrNose-tw7cz
      @MrNose-tw7cz 6 років тому

      ShowTube natural , me too

    • @VIZOR_AxK
      @VIZOR_AxK 6 років тому

      George Isaak he meant he smiles while watching jackie's vids.

  • @zura5904
    @zura5904 7 років тому +1293

    What a fucking legend.

  • @eriqwinfrey591
    @eriqwinfrey591 4 роки тому +168

    The humbleness in this video he could’ve chosen any belt but he chose the beginner white belt.

    • @isolvechess1941
      @isolvechess1941 3 роки тому +1

      To teach ;)

    • @akaicedtea6236
      @akaicedtea6236 3 роки тому +1

      It's not humility in any case. He should have deferred to her to show how to tie a tae kwon do belt because she's a black belt, but shes younger less famous and a woman. Btw afaik white belt means you know nothing. That's why she said its awkward. Imho.

  • @Dexturrrrr
    @Dexturrrrr 7 років тому +1452

    *"YOU NEED THE TALISMAN JACKIE!"*

    • @DontHateButDislike
      @DontHateButDislike 7 років тому +31

      Dexter Batt Love that show

    • @LunarZyrus
      @LunarZyrus 7 років тому +70

      Dexter Batt AYAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
      One more thing

    • @thestormtrooperwhocanaim496
      @thestormtrooperwhocanaim496 7 років тому +9

      Dexter Batt gwee gwo goo gon fighting sao

    • @doodle8386
      @doodle8386 7 років тому +41

      Uncle:Jackie!
      Jackie:yes uncle?
      Uncle:did go make coffee this morning?
      Jackie: no uncle
      Uncle:Do you live Uncle Jackie?
      Jackie:yes uncle
      Uncle:then you make coffee, coffee is the only thing keeping uncles ancient heart beating. Do you want dead uncle? Nooo! Then you make coffee!

    • @jakelineychavez
      @jakelineychavez 7 років тому +1

      Omg 😂😂

  • @bamboozledbob3298
    @bamboozledbob3298 7 років тому +1272

    lmao first question: "How to break cement?"
    Jackie: "Use wood"

  • @brunooliveira460
    @brunooliveira460 7 років тому +255

    Somebody needs to create a formula for eternal life. Jackie Chan is a patrimony for human kind.

  • @SushiRicetm
    @SushiRicetm 5 років тому +1014

    Keanu Reeves: *Grabs pencil*
    Jackie Chan: *Grabs rug*

    • @GroinFaceGroin
      @GroinFaceGroin 5 років тому +64

      Unstoppable Force meets Immovable Object

    • @Jada95
      @Jada95 5 років тому +7

      This comment is underrated

    • @dyent
      @dyent 5 років тому +19

      Vin Diesel: *Grabs Teacup*

    • @RifsxD
      @RifsxD 5 років тому +1

      @@GroinFaceGroin That's The Dark Knight quote

    • @GroinFaceGroin
      @GroinFaceGroin 5 років тому +7

      @@RifsxD Actually that quote has been around longer than that for decades. It's a very old saying

  • @LucresntBlade
    @LucresntBlade 7 років тому +691

    Olivia: "Do you meditate ?"
    Jackie: "No... I'm ADD"
    Thank you Wise sensei.

    • @StonedMachine3000
      @StonedMachine3000 7 років тому +12

      That part cracked me up so bad

    • @chengwengcw8813
      @chengwengcw8813 7 років тому +2

      what's an ADD anyway hahaha

    • @StonedMachine3000
      @StonedMachine3000 7 років тому +3

      A person with said disorder :)

    • @chengwengcw8813
      @chengwengcw8813 7 років тому

      like, what kind of disorder

    • @StonedMachine3000
      @StonedMachine3000 7 років тому +8

      ADD is the abbreviation which means Attention Deficit Disorder. It has something to do with being hyper-active, in some cases i think.

  • @AM7_Amar
    @AM7_Amar 7 років тому +2991

    I had a bad day but just watching this video gave me a smile. Jackie is awesome

    • @felipecarvalho1038
      @felipecarvalho1038 7 років тому +8

      I now it has passed 4 days already, but I hope you're better, bro. Have a nice day tomorrow! ;)

    • @Far-cw8sh
      @Far-cw8sh 7 років тому +6

      Amar AM7
      I saw you in several Videos of jackie Chan. Saw you on conon channel first.

    • @samuel19991
      @samuel19991 7 років тому +2

      Farhad Hemat me too lol

    • @binghamaaron1220
      @binghamaaron1220 7 років тому

      Yes

    • @gonawazgomarnawazmar1262
      @gonawazgomarnawazmar1262 7 років тому

      Amar AM7 ya said that 2 time bra

  • @marygrace8687
    @marygrace8687 7 років тому +109

    Jackie Chan is the most resourceful superhero! No cape, no weapon but everything around him!

    • @flowermanofgod7226
      @flowermanofgod7226 7 років тому

      Mary Grace but he uses everything around as his weapon...

  • @SubscribersGoal-eg4iy
    @SubscribersGoal-eg4iy 5 років тому +783

    *At this point*
    *Anything Jackie Chan uses* ...
    *Should be Registered as a Weapon*

    • @OmniscientlyMe
      @OmniscientlyMe 5 років тому +24

      Gonna be tough getting through airport security if all your clothes are weapons.

    • @theonewhoshallbenamedsomet8701
      @theonewhoshallbenamedsomet8701 5 років тому +1

      He uses his mouth

    • @hudsondonnell444
      @hudsondonnell444 5 років тому +2

      Sometimes he just picks up Chuck Norris and uses him.

    • @DavidLinn
      @DavidLinn 5 років тому

      real life jason bourne

    • @jujubear7196
      @jujubear7196 4 роки тому +11

      Security: What is that in your nose?
      Jackie Chan: It's air i breathe.
      Security: HE'S GOT A WEAPON, TAKE HIM DOWN

  • @MoeezAslam98
    @MoeezAslam98 7 років тому +735

    "Do you meditate?"
    "Noh"
    😂😂😂

    • @Crying-Lightning
      @Crying-Lightning 7 років тому +27

      it's hard for people with ADD to meditate..

    • @mandalorian_guy
      @mandalorian_guy 7 років тому +14

      My Instuctor told me the more a teacher focuses on the spiritual aspects of martial arts, the more full of shit he is.

    • @G17x
      @G17x 7 років тому

      Moeez Aslam 😂

    • @bloodycinephile
      @bloodycinephile 7 років тому +3

      Matthew Watson Meditating isn't spiritual its just teaching yourself to concentrate.

    • @KenpachiAjax
      @KenpachiAjax 7 років тому +2

      He cant meditate. You go to jail if u meditate in china.

  • @kuroyukikazekanade7557
    @kuroyukikazekanade7557 7 років тому +2009

    "Watch 200 jackie chan movies"
    LOL

    • @djulayd441
      @djulayd441 7 років тому +5

      Kuroyukikaze Kanade I already do that and I'm not a master in Kung Fu

    • @dannylin597
      @dannylin597 7 років тому +1

      Djulay D you dirty bitch

    • @koleth1
      @koleth1 7 років тому +9

      Welp......time to start binge watching...

    • @parkchimchim3730
      @parkchimchim3730 7 років тому

      Kuroyukikaze Kanade b

    • @scsascascacsa5595
      @scsascascacsa5595 7 років тому +5

      but even after watching 200 jackie chan movie, i still cant catch flies using chopstick. :D

  • @saudahmed8539
    @saudahmed8539 7 років тому +452

    0:02
    No need to introduce yourself Jackie, everyone knows you 💛 just say hi ✋😄
    A living legend ✨

  • @_fawkes
    @_fawkes 5 років тому +607

    Jackie Chan, John Wick and Chuck Norris enters the bar.
    All bad guys die spontaneously.

    • @MrM389
      @MrM389 5 років тому +25

      Forgot bruce lee tho...

    • @DaleWesley
      @DaleWesley 5 років тому +15

      @@MrM389 he ded

    • @meatmangler8215
      @meatmangler8215 5 років тому +7

      Dale Wesley or is he😳

    • @delongtsway953
      @delongtsway953 4 роки тому +3

      The universe explodes

    • @V0r4xiz
      @V0r4xiz 4 роки тому +5

      So Chuck Norris dies? Cool, when can we arrange this event?

  • @ashleyvang1368
    @ashleyvang1368 7 років тому +823

    Aww love Jackie Chan he is so sweet you could tell he was the one breaking the wood for her.

    • @CallMeBees
      @CallMeBees 7 років тому +83

      I mean....no.
      Those boards are flimsy as shit.

    • @6laka.
      @6laka. 7 років тому +100

      Those are competition boards, you can tap them and they'll break.

    • @ashleyvang1368
      @ashleyvang1368 7 років тому +106

      Hmm well you guys are probably right...but the reason i say it is because the wood breaks before she even hits it so thats very sweet of him

    • @mastaw
      @mastaw 7 років тому +9

      Ashley Barrozo That's because of the framerate. It's not difficult to break the wood.

    • @bmo229
      @bmo229 7 років тому +42

      She has a point, those boards are really easy to break but if you slow it down, the first strike the camera clearly cuts as the board breaks, kinda skipping the actual hit. The one with her using her head, she very obviously doesn't even touch that thing. Slowing down the video makes that even more clear.

  • @aidanrogers4438
    @aidanrogers4438 7 років тому +4771

    Why was everybody Kung fu fighting?

    • @Abraxxis
      @Abraxxis 7 років тому +505

      Because those kids were fast as lightning.
      In fact, it was a little bit frightening, but they fought with expert timing.

    • @millerrepin4452
      @millerrepin4452 7 років тому +66

      because they wanted to see if they were going to be as fast as lightning

    • @Neri4x4
      @Neri4x4 7 років тому +33

      Batman Jr. Damn it... I shouldnt have laughed so hard at this... 😂😂😂

    • @aidanrogers4438
      @aidanrogers4438 7 років тому +51

      MrNightMenace Yeah, well they are funky China men, from funky China Town.

    • @Abraxxis
      @Abraxxis 7 років тому +19

      Oh, yes! I remember now!
      There was funky Billie Chin and little Sammy Chong!

  • @aslaaan_
    @aslaaan_ 7 років тому +2344

    i well teach you some skill Savage 101%

  • @phillconklin382
    @phillconklin382 4 роки тому +16

    I didn't know I needed this collaboration until now. Jackie is so wholesome. Olivia continues to impress me with her skills as well.

  • @wiktorzmarz
    @wiktorzmarz 7 років тому +508

    Jackie Chan rocking that early 2000s popped collar

    • @DontHateButDislike
      @DontHateButDislike 7 років тому +29

      Spash PL Cause his collar stays popping.

    • @CrazyCircles1
      @CrazyCircles1 7 років тому +1

      like a baus.

    • @mokaa.9553
      @mokaa.9553 7 років тому

      CrazyCircles1 I laughed more than I'm supposed to

    • @simetry6477
      @simetry6477 7 років тому

      Lol this makes sense remember making out with my date paying 20 a ticket to see rush hour 2 in 2002.

    • @danm2084
      @danm2084 7 років тому +5

      Spash PL shit, popped collar was big in the 80s

  • @corey3474
    @corey3474 7 років тому +237

    his birthday should be a national holiday

    • @denzel5500
      @denzel5500 7 років тому +22

      *International

    • @adamleon9128
      @adamleon9128 7 років тому

      No

    • @moola9755
      @moola9755 7 років тому +2

      There's like a massive party and concert on his birthday in china

    • @CrazyCircles1
      @CrazyCircles1 7 років тому +3

      Adam Leon Yes

    • @GhettoJohnWick
      @GhettoJohnWick 7 років тому

      Corey Williams don't let Chuck Norris see this.

  • @TendedTadpole2
    @TendedTadpole2 7 років тому +112

    I absolutely love Jackie Chan, no matter what he does he always seems so excited!

  • @regalia3234
    @regalia3234 4 роки тому +23

    0:35 watch at .25 playback speed, jackie broke the wood before she headbutted it. He is so kind and precious ❤️

    • @dolam
      @dolam 4 роки тому +1

      Awesome catch. I watched it and it looked like he did two steps; (1) broke the board before she hit its with her head and (2) gave her a light tap on the head with the broken boards. Respect.

  • @DodgeWatt
    @DodgeWatt 7 років тому +1531

    Not sure if true or not but i heard Jackie Chan pays the full expense for everyone he works with stunt wise for health insurance. Because insurance company's try to charge a massive rate on him and anything he is in.
    Dunno if its true but it sounds like some thing Jackie Chan would do.

    • @mrmushin1
      @mrmushin1 7 років тому +145

      DodgeWatt Very true, well loved by everyone who works with and works for him as well

    • @nathanbrown8196
      @nathanbrown8196 7 років тому +64

      Its because...
      Chan's the Man!

    • @AKhellbindeR
      @AKhellbindeR 6 років тому +86

      It's true. Jackie has had his own stunt team for decades. They do many movies, not just his own, and he pays for everything because insurance wont, which is understandable i guess.

    • @DetentionEntertainment100
      @DetentionEntertainment100 6 років тому +106

      When he was younger he bought houses for some of his stuntmen, paid for weddings, they said at one of his honor ceremonies.

    • @chendaddy
      @chendaddy 6 років тому +51

      His stunt team is its own company and entity, and his disciples often go on to have very prominent stunt coordinating and action directing careers of their owns. So it's not Jackie Chan taking money out of his own pocket, it's the Jackie Chan Stunt Team's company insurance.

  • @Mylesdesu
    @Mylesdesu 6 років тому +592

    Jackie looks really good for 63.

    • @rozikhan2744
      @rozikhan2744 6 років тому +8

      Lots of hair dye and make up

    • @MariaRamirez-ns2eq
      @MariaRamirez-ns2eq 6 років тому +6

      Asian genes

    • @peterd1623
      @peterd1623 6 років тому +5

      Asians age well

    • @ScoutJoe
      @ScoutJoe 6 років тому +4

      Asian genes my man

    • @lugit36
      @lugit36 6 років тому +12

      Asian don’t raisin, black don’t crack

  • @tehreemraza123
    @tehreemraza123 5 років тому +677

    Olivia: Now I've learned how to take down someone with a knife.
    Jackie: Uh no, you don't. You just run and scream for help.

    • @boringperson-zb8vy
      @boringperson-zb8vy 4 роки тому +14

      Which is correct. If you're outside of the knifeman's killzone (7 feet of them), you're safer than if you weren't. Just be sure to put maximum distance between you though, and keep running

    • @r3tr3x
      @r3tr3x 4 роки тому +8

      High heels : im gonna end this mans whole career

    • @mariosebastiani3214
      @mariosebastiani3214 4 роки тому +4

      It's not so difficult to take down someone with a knife. I mean, it's more difficult without... or if that person has a knife too.

    • @priyotoshde7636
      @priyotoshde7636 4 роки тому +6

      Running is good fr health btw fr the attacker also ..You'll run thn he will run after u both will run and screams... people will gonna record it with camera instead of saving you n that's how Rush hour 4 will b made😄

    • @isolvechess1941
      @isolvechess1941 3 роки тому

      @@boringperson-zb8vy enemy could throw

  • @bigboioo395
    @bigboioo395 5 років тому +150

    0:34 he cracked the wood b4 she hit it look at it in .25 speed, what a legend

    • @hatakesen9278
      @hatakesen9278 5 років тому +16

      Jack broke it. Probably to make sure she doesnt hurt herself.

    • @maeventheraven
      @maeventheraven 5 років тому +1

      Omg he’s awesome 👏🏻

    • @BioHazard456
      @BioHazard456 4 роки тому +1

      Then her moaning after cracking the wood 0.25 speed

    • @47dark
      @47dark 3 роки тому

      @@BioHazard456 LMAO

  • @saudahmed8539
    @saudahmed8539 7 років тому +683

    1:46
    *RIP* Macbook 😩

    • @youwatch2muchtv
      @youwatch2muchtv 7 років тому +15

      Saud Ahmed thats a surface pro you noob

    • @TrichbeeT
      @TrichbeeT 7 років тому +44

      What you mean r.i.p? More like:
      "It was an HONOR getting whipped"

    • @iprobhavesmalldicklikerevi207
      @iprobhavesmalldicklikerevi207 7 років тому +3

      Haha doesn't matter anyway. Both should getting whipped 😁

    • @isitreallymetho
      @isitreallymetho 7 років тому

      It's ok it kinda liked it 😏

    • @iqbalbara8538
      @iqbalbara8538 7 років тому

      Saud Ahmed fuck haha im laughing

  • @doomguy1430
    @doomguy1430 7 років тому +725

    Olivia is so hot....
    But jackie is a legend!

    • @loucard1752
      @loucard1752 6 років тому +4

      nah too much make up

    • @Sjg04
      @Sjg04 6 років тому

      U gonna go BERSERK on her. I know ur a Doom fan ;)

    • @nhoxkid3863
      @nhoxkid3863 6 років тому

      These booby 😂

    • @miskogwanredfeather5135
      @miskogwanredfeather5135 6 років тому +1

      She is not hot

    • @kthunder079
      @kthunder079 6 років тому +1

      She only has perfect hair, perfect eyes, skin, figure, and teeth and personality.

  • @zeko1015
    @zeko1015 6 років тому +75

    He is one of the people that you do not want him get older. I love you Jackie

  • @davidtruong9367
    @davidtruong9367 5 років тому +77

    I love Jackie; the man is an icon and still remains humble and kind.

    • @razkable
      @razkable 3 роки тому +1

      most people claim to be artists and give the craft their all..this man is the only one who actually lives by that motto and proves it 10 fold ...hes the best actor martial artist and stunt man ever....

  • @yungchoqquit
    @yungchoqquit 6 років тому +783

    Jackie Chan is a national treasure and must be protected at all costs

    • @slurp3194
      @slurp3194 5 років тому +14

      lol jakie chan needs no protection he "jakie chan never die"

    • @bismillahir
      @bismillahir 5 років тому +70

      International treasure**

    • @Iremanenpeice
      @Iremanenpeice 5 років тому +3

      He's immortal 😁

    • @juicecantona6357
      @juicecantona6357 5 років тому +5

      @@Iremanenpeice he better be.

    • @jasonlisonbee
      @jasonlisonbee 5 років тому +2

      Careful. Attempting literal immortality can lead to infinite cost overruns.

  • @elton8650
    @elton8650 7 років тому +530

    Don't want to be that guy, but on seeing this video, it made me realize how much I, and everyone else appreciates Jackie Chan.
    When he does eventually pass on, as everyone shall, I believe his passing will be as mourned, and his life as celebrated, as Michael Jackson's.

    • @paulovinicius9940
      @paulovinicius9940 7 років тому +50

      elton forlemu It will be like losing a family member to me.

    • @darkrac2
      @darkrac2 7 років тому +8

      elton forlemu more than mj bruh

    • @Gnarkill60
      @Gnarkill60 7 років тому +30

      elton forlemu shut up, he'll never die

    • @93Legit
      @93Legit 7 років тому +18

      elton forlemu i think jackie chan is 100 times better than michael jackson. mj is overrated.

    • @Sharingan6500ify
      @Sharingan6500ify 7 років тому +2

      Nothing but truth man he's an icon

  • @TheMrfireandwater
    @TheMrfireandwater 7 років тому +119

    0:34 speed at 0.25 then see Jackie Chan breaks the wood plate with his hands, then enjoy your discovery, then watch the video

    • @daniel-hp4ue
      @daniel-hp4ue 7 років тому +11

      lol wtf

    • @jimpikles
      @jimpikles 7 років тому +31

      I used to be an assistant coach at a Taekwondo club. We knew which of the boards where extra weak. When we did public demos we'd use the weak boards for when the less confident students where about to go. That way we could make sure the board broke by doing this. (you don't want to see a 12 year old burst into tears because he failed to break a wood board in front of a load of parents)

    • @martinpulz9719
      @martinpulz9719 7 років тому

      I saw it too 😂

    • @dominicscales7020
      @dominicscales7020 7 років тому

      I was hopin I was the only person thought to do this lol

    • @666unknowndevil666
      @666unknowndevil666 7 років тому +2

      Feasible lol Yep, as soon as Jackie asked her to break boards I watched his hands instead

  • @garciajon117
    @garciajon117 5 років тому +150

    Jackie totally broke that wood when she used her head... 🤣 good stuff tho.

  • @KairosHC.
    @KairosHC. 7 років тому +808

    Jackie is a legend. He doesn't even look 63 years old.

    • @karakun1
      @karakun1 7 років тому +34

      He looks to be in his 50s. If he had grey hair then yeah he would look 63

    • @d_ram1355
      @d_ram1355 7 років тому

      Doesn’t*

    • @purefoldnz3070
      @purefoldnz3070 7 років тому +1

      Yeah he looks at least 73

    • @ivanacuk2894
      @ivanacuk2894 7 років тому +20

      Purefoldnz He would still kick your pathetic ass.

    • @jerrycorrea5974
      @jerrycorrea5974 7 років тому +1

      123vinimaxo456 He looks 26.

  • @markogasi6354
    @markogasi6354 7 років тому +887

    Master Yu: May I help you?
    Detective James Carter: We'll be asking the questions old man. Who are you?
    Master Yu: Yu.
    Detective James Carter: No, not me. You.
    Master Yu: Yes, I'm Yu.
    Detective James Carter: Just answer the damn question! Who are you?
    Master Yu: I have told you!
    Detective James Carter: Are you deaf?
    Master Yu: No. Yu is blind.
    Detective James Carter: I'm not blind. You blind.
    Master Yu: That is what I just said.
    Detective James Carter: You just said what?
    Master Yu: I did not say what, I said Yu.
    Detective James Carter: That's what I'm asking you.
    Master Yu: And Yu was answering.
    Detective James Carter: Shut up!
    Detective James Carter: You!
    Master Yu: Yes?
    Detective James Carter: Not you. Him! What's your name?
    Mi: Mi.
    Detective James Carter: Yes, you.
    Mi: I'm Mi.
    Master Yu: He's Mi and I'm Yu.
    Detective James Carter: And I'm about to whoop your old ass man because I am sick of playing games! You, me? Everybody's ass around here!

    • @LonelyStardefender
      @LonelyStardefender 7 років тому +39

      Marko Gaši we need one more...gawd i loved those ones

    • @dewokbabys3140
      @dewokbabys3140 7 років тому +3

      Marko Gaši yeyeyeyyeyeyeyuvuqwgdbl qwqijdn

    • @usmang.a7770
      @usmang.a7770 7 років тому +16

      Yeah this was gold

    • @Daizeallen
      @Daizeallen 7 років тому +8

      OHMYGOD, priceless man

    • @Lunatico805
      @Lunatico805 7 років тому +7

      Left out the best part "Him!"

  • @AdamTec
    @AdamTec 7 років тому +1574

    srsly ppl if someone has a knife, unless he is close enough to stab you, just run and gtfo

    • @klausgaming7365
      @klausgaming7365 7 років тому +237

      Yeah. Also, if you are not alone, all you have to do is run faster than your mate.

    • @adambugala705
      @adambugala705 7 років тому +98

      Adam as a second degree black belt I can confirm that that is the first thing we are taught when confronted by someone with a weapon

    • @mildmanneredthinkingman9323
      @mildmanneredthinkingman9323 7 років тому +40

      100% agree. Run, run run. Don't be a hero. Knives are dangerous, even more when someone is skilled with one.

    • @PeterJavi
      @PeterJavi 7 років тому +38

      I was once approached by someone holding knife and yelling to give me money. I jumped back in my car and booked it.

    • @winterfox6930
      @winterfox6930 7 років тому +7

      What if he throws it at you? :o

  • @stuffnuns
    @stuffnuns 5 років тому +9

    2 performers I love and respect. Olivia is underrated as a comic actor. Jackie is, well, Jackie Chan.

  • @shiwangiethae2610
    @shiwangiethae2610 7 років тому +45

    1 was probably 6 when I watched drunken master and police story. And they all had bloopers after. That colored my image for Jackie, nothing but love. Hollywood needs more of him.. Can't wait for THE FOREIGNER tho...

    • @Oyashio202
      @Oyashio202 7 років тому

      Sadly, not one of the better JC movies. The plot was all over the place and everything felt forced.

  • @spacetimeslayergaming5018
    @spacetimeslayergaming5018 7 років тому +81

    It seems Jackie Chan is beloved everywhere by many different people and cultures.

    • @loguchennai
      @loguchennai 7 років тому +6

      SpaceTimeSlayer Jackie was my childhood superstar .. I watched every single movies atleast 5times in TV ,phone ,PC ..I'm HUGE fan of him.. I'm from china ..

    • @koenayskpbrother7163
      @koenayskpbrother7163 7 років тому +3

      I watch every of his vid and movies even if I don't understand

    • @AimForMyHead81
      @AimForMyHead81 7 років тому +1

      SpaceTimeSlayer ikr

    • @calforrai
      @calforrai 7 років тому +5

      he's not that well liked back in Hongkong. Western people love him because they're not familiar with his or his family's scandals.

    • @dsx4AI
      @dsx4AI 7 років тому +2

      Cos he always smiles when on camera. I mean a legit smile

  • @gucciversace5101
    @gucciversace5101 7 років тому +645

    If you reduce the speed of the video at 0:35 you can see that Jackie Chan breaks the wood before her head hits it.

    • @kuroyukikazekanade7557
      @kuroyukikazekanade7557 7 років тому +100

      She must be wondering how did my head not hit anything and it broke😂

    • @stephenstrange8336
      @stephenstrange8336 7 років тому +185

      i think he didnt want to take any risks

    • @Jmagee2113
      @Jmagee2113 7 років тому +45

      I saw it on normal speed lol thought it was just me

    • @kayamari1244
      @kayamari1244 7 років тому

      Gucci Versace omg😂😂

    • @jarehelt
      @jarehelt 7 років тому +1

      Gucci Versace
      How do you slow down youtube videos??

  • @learnmyname123
    @learnmyname123 5 років тому +82

    "No one wins a knife fight, one guy just gets cut less badly"

    • @Draknareth
      @Draknareth 4 роки тому +7

      The phrase I always heard was "The winner of a knife fight gets to die in the ambulance instead of in the street"

  • @stormy3898
    @stormy3898 7 років тому +896

    First Jackie protecc then he attacc

    • @zosqi
      @zosqi 7 років тому +27

      Stormy2k but most importantly, he movie *ACC*

    • @SanjuSingh
      @SanjuSingh 7 років тому +1

      Stormy2k then extract and finally detract.

    • @ziljin
      @ziljin 7 років тому +17

      Second Jackie Chen respecc wamen

    • @pinecone425
      @pinecone425 7 років тому +4

      Most importantly, he come bacc

    • @mrgallbladder
      @mrgallbladder 7 років тому

      Jackie Chan and Crazy Russian Hacker do an episode together

  • @JH-qt4cu
    @JH-qt4cu 7 років тому +433

    I am simple man. I see Jackie Chan - I click "like".

    • @koenayskpbrother7163
      @koenayskpbrother7163 7 років тому +4

      cixelsyd 00 that's me but I'm a girl and I love Jackie chan his movies are the best

    • @AimForMyHead81
      @AimForMyHead81 7 років тому +2

      Same

    • @naman245
      @naman245 7 років тому

      LOVE BTS AND BLACKPINK Don't mess with me honey Yess
      Fav is Snake in Eagle's shadow.

    • @gameslasher7673
      @gameslasher7673 7 років тому +1

      I am simple man. I see Jackie Chan, I a click.

    • @PAWNB3YOND
      @PAWNB3YOND 7 років тому

      Is simple man the newest DC hero?

  • @chuchuchuchia
    @chuchuchuchia 7 років тому +1193

    Omg that outfit Olivia please you're making me weak

    • @dewanhassan7320
      @dewanhassan7320 6 років тому +18

      Oscar Barahona god bless you my friend

    • @meme9924
      @meme9924 6 років тому +13

      Your profile pic fits this comment, nicely done 😂

    • @soniverse3844
      @soniverse3844 6 років тому +9

      Go beat that meaaaa....

    • @guoru863
      @guoru863 6 років тому +4

      its actually on pornhub lol

    • @PoKeKidMPK1
      @PoKeKidMPK1 6 років тому +2

      CT-1138 LUL i wonder how many people missed that lol

  • @Comicsluvr
    @Comicsluvr Рік тому +1

    Most outrageous thing I've ever seen Jackie use was a stepladder. Amazing video there.

  • @YodaDJmaster
    @YodaDJmaster 7 років тому +419

    I've been kickboxing for about 7 years and practicing Muay Thai for 4. But I'm still not about to fight a guy who's wielding a knife or a gun frik that, I'm noping the hell out of there.
    *Mad respect to Jackie Chan though, who would literally destroy you with a piece of cloth if you had a knife.*

    • @pebblez_
      @pebblez_ 7 років тому +1

      Nice Try weak give me ur skills

    • @YodaDJmaster
      @YodaDJmaster 7 років тому +34

      Azyatic
      Hey don't get me wrong, the lessons I've learned as a fighter have been perfect for self defense (or in some of my cases, defending someone else,) fair fights are easy for me, but if my hypothetical opponent is standing there with a swiss army knife, I'm not running at him unless I've got one of my own.

    • @pebblez_
      @pebblez_ 7 років тому +3

      Nice Try knee his ass before he move a muscle

    • @NotHarpoGroucho
      @NotHarpoGroucho 7 років тому +17

      It depends on how long the cloth is, you could twist it up and whip the knife out of the attackers hand, and then just keep whipping them.

    • @Guts_Brando
      @Guts_Brando 7 років тому +2

      Kane Hearst lmfao

  • @sreetamaroy1
    @sreetamaroy1 7 років тому +152

    I see Jackie chan ..i click. And i am not Chinese .i am an Indian. Love this man. He is so humble..

    • @xDarklord986x
      @xDarklord986x 7 років тому +12

      Sarat R Wtf? Does it matter if ur chinese or indian or antartican to like jackie chan?

    • @DanielleMoore_artist
      @DanielleMoore_artist 7 років тому +4

      Who does not love Jackie Chan his an international treasure 😘

    • @ThePa1riot
      @ThePa1riot 7 років тому +1

      Who doesn't love Jackie? No matter where they are from?

    • @lolblehXD
      @lolblehXD 7 років тому +1

      looking for complements i see

    • @kylerpolson4811
      @kylerpolson4811 7 років тому

      CoolMidnight Blue all of China hates him apparently :/

  • @heymonalisacani6795
    @heymonalisacani6795 7 років тому +10

    Jackie Chan is fucking amazing. He is and he always will be

  • @Echo_Noven
    @Echo_Noven 5 років тому +30

    1:40 he almost slipped into the Mandarin “you” for a moment that was nice

  • @MrUktemplar
    @MrUktemplar 7 років тому +354

    One arrow alone can be easily broken but many arrows are indestructible - Genghis khan

    • @JASDKA1
      @JASDKA1 7 років тому

      Sam Carney Like!

    • @kaioken_khan3841
      @kaioken_khan3841 6 років тому +14

      stop quoting my ancestors lol

    • @No_Ones_gay_for_moleman
      @No_Ones_gay_for_moleman 6 років тому +27

      tabesh khan He's 2/3rds of the world's population ancestor. Man killed enough lives to cause a climate change.

    • @aqibpatwary
      @aqibpatwary 6 років тому +4

      Oscar Barahona he’s not even close to 2/3 of world’s ancestor, he is related to a vast number of ppl, but not 2/3

    • @mohammadmunawaruddin6716
      @mohammadmunawaruddin6716 6 років тому

      Woo dude😂.seriously😧

  • @zawthantkyaw
    @zawthantkyaw 7 років тому +68

    'First i protect my self, then... Then you gone'
    *shakes head*

  • @jamesanthony8438
    @jamesanthony8438 7 років тому +200

    Bianca: "Wait but I really don't understand how karate people break through cement and shit with their hands?"
    It's easy to break through shit with your hand since shit is generally soft and squishy. Just be sure to thoroughly wash the hand afterwards.

    • @beeyoungkah_vip
      @beeyoungkah_vip 6 років тому +4

      James Anthony thank you for answering my question.

  • @coolrick7139
    @coolrick7139 4 роки тому +14

    4:14 jackie could can take on anyone but end of the day his advice is he'd rather avoid a fight if possible. What a legend.

  • @tencents
    @tencents 7 років тому +289

    finished 200 jackie chan movies. am ninja master now

    • @buymoreguns5924
      @buymoreguns5924 6 років тому +5

      Ninja is a Japanese thing I believe

    • @asjidkalam
      @asjidkalam 6 років тому

      Yo congrats dude

    • @walla165
      @walla165 6 років тому

      No you’re not.

    • @novski3175
      @novski3175 6 років тому

      Saitama lost hair cuz he wants to be a hero so bad his hair fell off.
      You want to be a Ninja so bad you have a motto. If I can't see them they can't see me. Therefore, you've lost your face and have completed the natural way of monsterification.

  • @davidosburn3502
    @davidosburn3502 6 років тому +3856

    Id rather be best friends with jackie chan than be in a relationship with olivia.

    • @spider2094
      @spider2094 6 років тому +31

      David Osburn I agree

    • @johnbotelho3453
      @johnbotelho3453 6 років тому +14

      Why?

    • @georgebalderas4942
      @georgebalderas4942 6 років тому +22

      What did she do to her face??

    • @Antonio-bf2pc
      @Antonio-bf2pc 6 років тому +69

      I agree. She was hot before. Now she looks kinda wierd

    • @philspaghet
      @philspaghet 6 років тому +47

      Nothing against Olivia, Jackie Chan is just that badass

  • @StewartFletcher
    @StewartFletcher 7 років тому +157

    Jackie is the greatest man ever

    • @kaensuuunnni1525
      @kaensuuunnni1525 7 років тому

      Stewart Fletcher
      Agree....
      Hodor comes second. No debate.

    • @rayakroc
      @rayakroc 7 років тому

      Bill Murray is an awesome dude too!

  • @CartoonyPirate
    @CartoonyPirate 3 роки тому +81

    "Jackie Chan is so nice, he broke the plank before she headbutted it"
    He wasn't acting nice. He was acting smart.
    one headbutt alone could injure her head badly if done wrong

    • @ShivamSharma-hn1lh
      @ShivamSharma-hn1lh 3 роки тому +3

      Good observation

    • @mavoc3094
      @mavoc3094 3 роки тому +4

      She has done Taekwondo her entire life, is a black belt, and that cheap wood wouldn't have been an issue for anyone.

    • @Chet22
      @Chet22 3 роки тому +3

      I think he did it because he was certain she would not break it with the head, and it would look bad on her. Calculated.

    • @random2985
      @random2985 3 роки тому

      But you have an anime profile picture.

    • @SleepyCinnamon
      @SleepyCinnamon 2 роки тому

      @@random2985 and? so do i, but im an actual martial artist, u have a lowercase r with an orange background as your pfp u cant be talking

  • @eerereps
    @eerereps 7 років тому +456

    0:35 Jackie broke it, not Olivia - you see his thumbs flexing?
    Play it in slow motion at 0.25x and you can clearly see it!

    • @wowanothercookie
      @wowanothercookie 7 років тому +100

      I know, but it's still a nice trick.

    • @Maxground600
      @Maxground600 7 років тому +95

      Holy shit, you're right! The board breaks before her head makes contact

    • @randomfrog7974
      @randomfrog7974 7 років тому +137

      eerereps wow I did not catch that! Good eye. Jackie is so nice, making sure that lady didn't hurt her head.

    • @Divionist
      @Divionist 7 років тому +14

      That's generally what some people do when teaching.

    • @LizziesLukas
      @LizziesLukas 7 років тому +24

      Oh, maybe that's why Olivia didn't show any sign of pain after doing that.

  • @FlowGD
    @FlowGD 7 років тому +108

    "Nobody has watched this video yet" ever heard of 2x speed

    • @yepitsthatguy5278
      @yepitsthatguy5278 7 років тому +2

      Haha legit, i always watch videos on 1.5-2x speed and finish the video whilst people are still commenting about the beginning

    • @cressy3221
      @cressy3221 7 років тому +3

      Flow SO THATS THE SECRET :0

    • @jmpiya
      @jmpiya 7 років тому

      8x with Microsoft Edge

  • @kaziboy264
    @kaziboy264 7 років тому +43

    Zhan Zhuang isnt really meditation, its more endurance training by standing/squatting in a certain position for a number of time until your body starts quivering. It does have some meditative properties though but not the point. Also I guess Jackie Chan didn't get the reference because he speaks Cantonese not Mandarin Chinese.

    • @BenjiSun
      @BenjiSun 7 років тому +12

      Michael Ding he speaks both fine. it's whatever idiot in the background telling him it's meditation. after everyone else butchers the pronunciation. we don't learn english pinyin to learn our own mother tongue.... *smdh*

    • @xxxander0203
      @xxxander0203 7 років тому +6

      Yes I noticed that too....I believe that guy is asking about "站樁" but not "Zen". Jackie didn't read the question himself and got misled by the staff woman.

    • @pranakhan
      @pranakhan 7 років тому

      Jackies not really a traditionalist anyway, I'm not sure he'd have a lot to offer on the issue. Hes a specialist, trained in a very specific branch of Gongfu concerned with theatre performance.

  • @MrBeiragua
    @MrBeiragua 5 років тому +20

    Kata for knife defense:
    1. Yell
    2. Turn
    3. Run

    • @9o1ybius
      @9o1ybius 5 років тому +1

      Mosco Monster literally true, nice job

  • @lorac9723
    @lorac9723 7 років тому +279

    Jacket chan

  • @windowangel
    @windowangel 7 років тому +58

    This actually so precious

  • @michaelatkinson1949
    @michaelatkinson1949 7 років тому +26

    I needed this in my life.

  • @Headbangerr-en2cc
    @Headbangerr-en2cc 4 роки тому +28

    4:05 - apes together strong.

  • @icyfilipsss
    @icyfilipsss 7 років тому +13

    JACKIE CHAN IS THE REALEST MOTHERFUCKING DEAL IN THE WHOLE WIDE MACROCOSM, I LOVE YOU JACKIE!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • @n.laughpuff6653
    @n.laughpuff6653 5 років тому +63

    Randoms: How do i chop cement?
    Jackie: Shows how to break plywood

    • @supersayainjesus7204
      @supersayainjesus7204 4 роки тому +6

      except that isn't plywood.

    • @MrParkerman6
      @MrParkerman6 4 роки тому +1

      It is wood that is plyable, therefore it IS plywood, yu dumbass

  • @DarthRevan260
    @DarthRevan260 6 років тому +59

    When you expect to see comments about how hot Olivia is and then realise that the majority of comments prays Jackie, that's just so cool. This man is a legend

    • @TheDailyDriver
      @TheDailyDriver 5 років тому +4

      DarthRevan260 word. Also it’s praise, not prays. :)

    • @slurp3194
      @slurp3194 4 роки тому

      DarthRevan260 shes ugly after all that plastic i am sorry lol

  • @dusermiginte4647
    @dusermiginte4647 Рік тому +2

    Olivia Munn is a talented actor and she is also soooooo frikkin GORGEOUS.. ❤❤

  • @akshpatel40
    @akshpatel40 7 років тому +189

    Lol .....jackie chan broke that wood plate by his hands just to cheer up the lady .......!! watch it again

    • @NekoMouser
      @NekoMouser 7 років тому +23

      Yeah, it's clear in the frame-by-frame view that it's broken about two frames before her head hits it.

    • @dakarthvirdan1135
      @dakarthvirdan1135 7 років тому +7

      on the both times: hand and head
      Good guy Jackie Chan! We gotta love this dude! :)

  • @Jc5mith
    @Jc5mith 5 років тому +30

    This was a fun video. I love when he said I don't meditate I have ADD. I haven't seen Olivia in a long time. It's good to see them both.

    • @HariSeldon913
      @HariSeldon913 5 років тому +2

      By both, do you mean Olivia and Jackie or Olivia's chest?

  • @sdprz7893
    @sdprz7893 7 років тому +6

    Jackie chan is probably the only actor that I genuinely in my heart care about

  • @alerxztwistkid9953
    @alerxztwistkid9953 5 років тому +6

    I really don't want Jackie to get old