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- Опубліковано 28 кві 2016
- Official notes for all the tunes, tweaks, and tinkers from YOUR favorite games!
Links!
/ jerma985
/ jerma985
/ 183539835053496
www.steamcommunity.com/groups/...
Special thanks to these fine gentlemen for help with animation/effects
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/ thenehiphop - Ігри
![[BEHIND THE SCENES] Stanley Parable Devs Mess with Jerma Live on Stream](/img/n.gif)
Thats probably the most disturbed I've ever felt on this channel, but I'll let it slide because I'm having my favourite breakfast snack- POP TARTS
+Jean-Eric Louvier OH POP TARTS!!!!??!!!!
rip
Yea the jerma patch update was Spooky! And what a Well Crafted Video! How does he Do It!!!???
*****
PAP TATS!!!!!!!
Commander Owen 10, back at it again
8)
This channel just was TF2 commentary/gameplay, then it became a Commentary/gameplay channel for videogames in general
Now.... i can't even define what the fuck is this
And i love it for that
+Veteran_Ranger it's a Jerma channel now.
+Veteran_Ranger someone is actually gonna get mad at this I bet
It is now a clown car video and vacation vlog channel
+Veteran_Ranger Now it's a self-commentary channel. It's gone full meta.
+Veteran_Ranger he never fails to surprise me and makes really unique videos like this.
>20-30 uploads
>a few months
It was a teaser for a video that will be uploaded 5 years from now.
+Hazy very optimistic
@@hazy5557 3 more!
heh
@@hazy5557 2 more years!
20 to 30 uploads in the future? Man I can't believe I traveled all the way to 2041!
+Spiral Haze xD
1 video a year? seems legit
Spiral Haze soy my gawd
Spiral Haze still waiting for the crab video
wow you were right
This was kinda terrifying in a way
+abetank
it really was
Ik
Existential in a way
+abetank What do you expect?
+abetank it was like he killed himself o.o
and went to heaven???
Jerma's content is almost too original and creative, I love it.
+Jack Coleman feels kinda strange between all the cardboard cutouts on youtube :D
it makes it worth waiting the month in between videos. usually.
+Jack Coleman Jerma,videogamedunkey and STAR_ is the only three gaming-comedy i subscribed, because they actually put effort in their video, not like those: "Hi my name is Markiplier/Pewdiepie and AHHHHHH EHHHH BLEUGHHHHH ...". and then BOOM! 10/40m subscribers
+Phồng Tôm Yeah, Markeplier gets really damn annoying at times, when he acts like he's getting a heart attack, an aneurysm, and a seizure at the same time at the 7th jump scare in a row.
Then again, people don't really play horror games to be scared - they just want to pretend to be scared.
+Phồng Tôm They're two completely different approaches. Markiplier/Pewds are more about putting a consistent output/steady supply of content to fans. Jerma/Dunkey/Star are more quality over quantity. both approaches have their positives and negatives, but this approach in the end leads to much better videos.
"One day I'm going to be in a full clown costume on camera without warning"
~Jerma on stream
and he kept his word.
wow
This is not a beginner Jerma video
This is literally the 2nd video of his I've watched. Right after the "Let's talk about some stuff" one. Masterpiece.
I'm really fucking glad I'm not watching this stoned
+LF it would probably be way more amazing if you were stoned
+LF Ended up watching FilthyFrank's latest Loser Reads Hater Comments vid while baked out of my mind...
It was insane.
Boat - I watched ET 2 on a 10/10 high with my friends, it was... interesting...
+LF i am and its fucking wierd
honestly that scene with the cables reminded me of one time I did acid.
Jerma's pullout game isn't strong
+Lawnmower Ghost lmao
every Jerma video is an April Fools video
but I love it
Only in April, but not otha days 🙂
I remember being super excited for that "20-30 uploads in the future" joke to pay off
Did it pay off?
@@ziwuri he uploaded, like, three videos then the channel became a museum
oh ok lol@@GrapplingHookJones
I gotta say that bit with the wires in the back of your neck gave me some deep spine chills, I legitimately felt revolted and I have no clue why.
its cause he was being sus
@@sdsd2e2321 5 years ago vs 5 days ago
@@upyoursdotcom f off
@@sdsd2e2321 NO.
BODY HORROR
This is BULLSHIT!!!
They took out the Lumberjack outfit and replaced it with the Clown Outfit?! Even though the Community has been begging for the Mermaid outfit instead! These developers don't give a shit about the Jerma Community...
When does Jerma matchmaking come out?
At these rate, never. The Developers would rather waste everybody's time and give us vacation video patches.
the developers said they are moving from 'tf2 videos' and now they're giving us vacation vlogs? are you kidding me? great decision
I wanted jerma to have a Mermaidman mission
Holy shit guys, the devs just announced a big update for jerma this summer. HYPE!
I forgot that the "short jerma" arc actually extended to before he started streaming
Thank you so much Jerma i quit tf2 about 3-4 years ago, and i just got back into so i don't really know whats going on but this brought me up to date.
+ruiqi wang ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
+ruiqi wang I hate what TF2 has become, but at the same time i want to start playing it again ;_;
+ruiqi wang
*leaves TF2 for a couple months*
*returns to TF2*
WTF is this game?
***** no one cares about skins, that isn't really why a lot of players left TF2 over the years
***** The short of it really just is that it was evident that Valve was shifting a lot of it's focus towards their other games resulting in a lot of neglect and laziness. I could explain further but there are literally hundreds of different reasons.
Personally i left for 4 main reasons.
1 not only have updates become lazier over time but also became rarer. Every consecutive halloween became shittier, every major update became boring, very few new weapons were ever released, MVM was forgotten, huge bugs never got fixed, horrible re balances, the list goes on. Got sick of playing the same game after a while.(This was while i left, i am aware that Valve is paying attention to TF2 again)
2 No proper competitive. While there always were great servers, the fact that valve never actually bothered to make competitive matchmaking until now is shocking since that was what the community was always asking for.
3 friends started playing other games like CS GO and LOL.
4 The community started getting smaller and less encouraged to support the game.
I also found as very disturbing as many other people apparently did as well, because it kinda made me think about the future where people might really be connected to the Internet and a computer.
Ye
+Wacky Cousins Oh, hi there friend!
+Cool Cool What?
Hive mind. The worst it's type.
But the idea of perfectialization of a human kind by digitalizing them is great and natural.
dont know why when we already have access to that but kay
So was this your method of saying you were on vacation for a while?
twitch tv/jerma985 he's been there for the past few months
SpooĸyAlpнαGнoѕт aha
Good ol' Jerma
yes
That's our Jerma, couldn't do it any simpler now could he?
Was this the creative way of saying you're pulling the plug on your channel
+Hobo Hunter Rik I'd say yes, yes indeed.
Jerma was removed due to being confusing to new players
+Derick Dayao jerma is too confusing to new players so here, have STAR_ instead!
in retrospective, yeah sort of
@@maverick7245 STAR_ is blocked in my country. =\
Theory: Download got corrupted - even though we do see the map Sunny Beach and the vacation vlog at the end, it cuts out showing it was not fully installed.
+Ekoserin B.
not when the updates involve clown cars and vacation vlogs
+OcarinaSenpai Positive
which is why the channel doesnt upload anymore
Now waiting for that DLC Season Pass Pre-Order Bonus Content Jerma... ;)
+MavAttack Comes with the Burgah Boy exclusive skin, right?
+Dr Rainbows the Unicorn Does it come with the taunt that allows you to count cards?
+Dr Rainbows the Unicorn I prefer the Glue Man Degrossi DLC.
Dr Rainbows the Unicorn That's if you pre-order from Best Buy.
+MavAttack We need the Devs who made Jerma to fix Star.jar so Tf2.exe can start again!
Everyone wants jerma rumble 4 but honestly I want Rat Movie 3
s a m e
I want both
WE WANT OTTO'S BIG ADVENTURE POG EDITION REMASTERED
That's too much effort for one joke. But, it was hilarious.
Well then it worked right?
"Too much effort for one joke"? According to who??
That's Jerma in a nutshell
The ending of this video still gives me goosebumps. This is such an incredible video.
What a terrifying prospect to end on. Jerma vacation vlogs.
“20-30 uploads in the future”
*5 years later* :(
Still more production value than the average Doctor Who episode
+Tropic Moon BOOOOOOOOOOOMM
SHOTS FIRED
Considering Doctor Who is funded solely by the TV Licence; a semi-enforced bill that's being paid by an ever dwindling percentage of the population; I think it's quite impressive.
Considering the BBC provides every one of its shows with no advertisements or subscription fees (I don't pay the TV Licence)
Aaaaaand, bait taken. Excellent work, sir.
Spog Zallagi
If I didn't reply to any posts that looked like they were a bit bait-ey, then I would never make a reply on this site.
The meta-conversation about bait annoys the fuckety fuck-fuck out of me.
+Tropic Moon Sadly agreed... But I'm glad.
Jerma over complicated way of telling us he's on vacation
- Jerma is doing an actual vacation vlog soon
- Jerma has dressed up as a clown recently (during January)
- There has been talk of clown cars on stream
- People have been calling Jerma short recently (especially in FoF streams)
WHAT ARE THESE FUCKING CRAB ENEMIES
A sneak preview of Half Life 3
+1337 Burrito Serious Sam 3
+1337 Burrito t i n y e n e m y c r a b
+just a cat Serious Sam 3 is in no way a shitty FPS
+just a cat It's serious sam BFE and they have already made a BFE game.
As soon as I saw the Invasion page I got so excited, then it just went...well ya know O.o
Rekt
Same
same lol
Same XD
same
Rise and shine, Mr. Jerma.
Rise and... Shine
Not that I wish, to imply you have been sleeping on.. The job.
No one is more deserving of a rest, and all the effort in the wooorld would have gone to waste until...
Well...
Lets just say your hour has... Come again
The right video in the wrong place, can make all the difference in the world...
So, wake up, Mr. Jerma.
Wake up and... Smell the ashes.
+Ducky Quackington This is a quality comment. ( •ᴗ•)b
PenguinLord10 ty
hl reference
A diamond in the rough.
DWC15 oh
So I've got a great story to tell, that's probably only interesting to me. I had been having internet problems, and for some reason when I opened this video, all my tabs refreshed, and the UA-cam videos started playing all at the same time at about 0:40 in the video. There was this old man discussing time travel and strange electronic music and a song from Oklahoma (the musical) and I thought it was all part of this video, to make it confusing and whatnot. I guess I'm going to have to rewatch the video
jerma and star just died on yt didnt they? ;_;
I hope not.
I think they lost interesting in it maybe, if that's the case it's a shame they both do good content
+Fipsynator #SchmockSquad 〈3 worse. they got replaced. fortunatly they thrive on twitch.
Um how is Jerma dead when he just made a video? It takes a while to make them ya know.
+LaundryBucket it takes a month to make a video?
This is really really well made. If I wore a hat, I'd tip it to you Jerma.
when did it all start?
+Jaighter IN NEEEEW JEHSEY
m'jerma
THAT WAS MY BEST HAT
you dont have a hat? lol tf2 noob *lenny face*
I just want to say I fucking love the direction Jerma's channel has gone. I've always loved this channel, but these new "skits" so to speak are so bizarre, so creative, and so entertaining, that they are always worth however long they may take to make. I absolutely admire Jerma's dedication to his video, and this dedication is especially evident in his cinematography and editing.
Love ya, Jerma. Keep being you. Never change, and continue giving your all on this amazing content.
😬
that hasn't aged well at all lol
Whats with the comments saying this hasnt aged well? He has translated all the things op is admiring to streaming, the dedication to entertainment is still there, what are you all on about?
so sad that he died in 2018 ☹️
this was some intense cronenberg body horror shit son
"New video coming tomorrow guys, it's gonna be a weird one."
Well you weren't lying.
A UA-camr making original and funny content?
Getoutta here
we don't need that shit, this is UA-cam.
Holy shit that was amazingly creepy. Good job, my man
ahahah jerma, you're probably one of the most creative youtubers out there
you are
+Indistinct YEAHH TRUEE XXDDDDDDD
Such a creative and abstract approach to one of the simplest and most static concepts of gaming videos; Jerma, you always outdo yourself, man. This is gonna be one of my favourites.
THE FUCKING CLOWN CAR HAPPENED
This is a fuckin masterpiece
Sneeze Switch for Jerma Rumble
This is the most creative video I've ever seen on UA-cam.
Wow.
This has a weird "Don't hug me I'm scared" kinda vibe.
I love it
Every year that he doesn't post a serious sam video it gets funnier with the fast forwarding.
Holy crap you're right. It'll be hilarious if he comes back to the channel with that as the first upload.
and thus, the "short" and "clown" jokes continue to this day
Holy shit guys, i just fast forwarded and went into the future... anyone else got that bug?
Yeah, this is just a three hour long patch video. What the hell happened to you?
+Martin Fisker Yeah, same thing happened to me. I hope they fix it in the next patch.
Yeah, and for me at one point his audio was repeating. UA-cam needs a patch.
And I randomly lost all color this needs to be fixed aswell
+Martin Fisker Go into steam, right click on "Jerma", click "Properties" then "Local Files" at the top and click the option to "Verify Integrity of Game Cache". If that doesn't work re-install.
Is it bad that I actually expected a video about patch notes?
It probably is, seeing that you had the Top 5 and Firewatch Photo Videos to learn from already.
Luigiofthegods (((
holy shit this explains his ability to sneeze on command
shit that got dark by the end...
I don't even want to know how long this took to edit
the blind and deaf parts were way too real
WHERE THE FUCK ARE THE CLOWN CAR VIDEOS ITS BEEN 4 YEARS JERMA
The devs disappeared with the money and abandoned the project , there is an active modding community thankfully.
He already made his clown video: Greatest show on earth. Jerma stream.
And this is why Jerma is the best and most original youtuber, hilarious video
I'd like to think that this is straight after he played Super Hot
so meta SO META
Honestly, this video was hysterical up until the point with the cables. Then it because frustrating and horrifying to watch.
Just like all of Jerma's streams
That’s when it became kino.
This shit got dark really fast
This was honestly really creepy. I actually felt really uncomfortable watching this.
GOOD JOB, JERMA! WOOOOOH! BEST UA-camR!
your editing skills are so fucking good its scary
Hello brother
Waldo where have you been..
growing up withought you mom and dad just sob all day everyday i just.. cant believe its you brother come back.. COME BACK TO US YOUR FAMILY. we thought you were dead you just never came back after that argument. im so sorry.
jk xddddddd
Well this spooked me.
uploaded the same day as the fallout 4 patch that broke everything...
Jerma has been messing with time and space way too much.
Videos that he hasn't even released yet.... Frogs that...make you forget something...or something...?
What frog, i dont remember any frog.
What's a frog?
+Alcatrax Oh shit, you're on to something. This must be the new teaser for that new Frog Fractions. Oh boy.
+Random red Pyro i Just forgot evrything
oh cool, jermawave, the new A E S T H E T I C patch
+Fronatomy It's all in his head
+Arsenal Abe Should I be worried? I actually get that joke.
+Fronatomy No, vaporwave has become a pretty well known thing.
Remember when Jerma made tf2 videos?
yes
+dongDING no one likes that anymore
Pepperage farm remembers
+dongDING I used to watch jerma's tf2 videos, but that was before the plague hit.
+Zeroped this made my day
Clown car for Jerma Rumble
if around 30 uploads from now we dont see the thing, ill feel betrayed
These sketches have entered the realm of amateur filmmaking.
I like it. More, please? It was sort of like a bad (but mild) acid trip in a way? Not sure how to feel about this
I'm holding Jerma to that, that Serious Sam video better be like 20 uploads away for accuracy
it's good he's doing more then just commentary on Team Fortress 2. This content style is where he shines through.
This is actually one of the best videos of all time
He probably went on a whole vacation just to make that joke.
Well Jerma, you really Cronenberged the channel up this time
Still waiting for the video with STAR_ that has the crabs in the town.
Written by Don Hertzfeldt.
+Fynnpire Hey fynnpire.
+ZentoZekto Oh hey :D
Fynnpire patch
-100% swear words
+Makes jarate
-Removed from youtube because you're too confusing for new players
It’s a lost Don Hertzfeld movie!
Something tells me STAR_ and jerma will probably never upload a tf2 video ever again.
Good
Fantastic
+LinkleDaGAWD NO!
That saddens me somewhat, seen as TF2 brought me here.
;(
But hey, who am I?
Came for tf2, stayed for Jerma
I used to post videos weekly,
but that was before the plague hit.
Jerma's like the good toby turner :)
Jerma its been two weeks. Your update needs a patch.
i dont care what game jerma uploads, i just want him to upload more
I'm starting to think we're never going to see the video at 2:28
20 to 30 uploads in the future? yeah i wish
If in 20 to 30 uploads we don't get a video involving those crab things, I'm gonna be seriously dissapointed at your total disregard for the jerma canon and continuity
This amount of effort and talent demands more views.
Well I watch this and markiplier so where does that put me?
While you were disconnecting things, my tablet lost its connection, and it said so on screen, took a few seconds before I checked to see if it was the video, or if I actually lost connection..
Jerma used to make normal videos. But that was before the plague hit.
I used to love watching those videos. But that was before the plague hit...
I used to watch Jerma Rumble, but that was before the plague hit.
You have suffered a head trauma. Seek medical attention.
None of this happened.
Your story ends here.
"WHY DO I HAVE A SNEEZE SWITCH"
-ya boi Jerma
Every day, Jerma strays further and further away from the light.
It's going to be ok Jerma, just look at the frog
This is the highest tier content I’ve ever seen…
Dude, I used to love playing sunny beach back when it was on the workshop. Can't believe they finally added it to the rotation!
I absolutely love this! :D
I LOVE it when you come up with creative stuff like this, FREAKING AWESOME
I just watched this in 2019 on Jerma's stream what the heck
weird
0/10 not enough clown cars
freakin loved how this turned out, can't wait for your next project to get under way ;D
NOSGOTH IS GOING OFFLINE!?
I stopped playing a few months back thinking 'This will be great once they iron out the kinks''. I'm mad now, I don't even play the game and I'm mad that I'm losing it.
Anyway thanks for the heads up Jerma, nice Black Mirror/Twilight Zone-esque video. Good stuff, love you, bye
***** It was a decent game, but it was still early access. You were smart to wait :P
+ItsCiwi What was Nosgoth? I never did anything with it and now feel a sadness for it.
+DIEGhostfish Online multiplayer 3rd person 'shooter' from the people who made Legacy of Kain.
Vampires vs Humans. Each side had different classes. Normally the humans had an objective and the vampires had to stop them.
Really cool artstyle and the variety of classes, like TF2, kept it interesting.
RIP Nosgoth
Yet another game dumped into oblivion.
Jerma your videos always have a special charm to them I don't think any other youtuber could capture, I love it.
Best channel on YT, hands fucking down.