Why I Left YouTooz

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  • Опубліковано 22 гру 2024

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  • @garretthberne3035
    @garretthberne3035 24 дні тому +1487

    ADHD version: Pyro left because YOOTOOZ couldn't capture his triple chin just right.

    • @nihil-j5u
      @nihil-j5u 24 дні тому +33

      They should've added inflation to his youtooz

    • @johnsalamii
      @johnsalamii 24 дні тому +8

      tripple? you mean quadruple right

    • @nomshark7241
      @nomshark7241 24 дні тому +5

      Thank you for your service

    • @ZanderPanda88
      @ZanderPanda88 24 дні тому +6

      Just saved me 2 hours I'll be putting to the Darkwood video (Still haven't finished it)

    • @solonsaturngaming3727
      @solonsaturngaming3727 24 дні тому +1

      Nah more like the Quad chins lol

  • @RealUncleG
    @RealUncleG 24 дні тому +600

    "Why I left youtooz" 2:13:07
    "My response" 22:33

    • @raulins100
      @raulins100 24 дні тому +10

      nahhhh

    • @CorneliusDale
      @CorneliusDale 24 дні тому

      how the fuck did you watch this video? I hope you are okay man

    • @Ludwink
      @Ludwink 24 дні тому

      THIS IS A VOD CHANNEL YOU MONGREL

  • @Skoren_OSU
    @Skoren_OSU 24 дні тому +330

    Only pyrocynical can turn a video about leaving a company into a 2 hour slop video. (Wish you the best man)

    • @collegepark301
      @collegepark301 24 дні тому +7

      this is the stream archive channel not PyroLIVE

    • @Skoren_OSU
      @Skoren_OSU 24 дні тому +1

      @collegepark301 same thing

    • @trigger_core
      @trigger_core 24 дні тому +5

      well, gotta be honest, the og video is a meandering mess that mainly states when stuff was released.

  • @mistbea
    @mistbea 24 дні тому +222

    tip for the editor!!
    i wouldn’t mind a date that the shown stream happened. pyro said something about the next pyro live video right at the beginning saying it would be out tomorrow and i would like to know based on the date of the stream when it would be out

    • @bonnie9855
      @bonnie9855 24 дні тому +7

      This is something I think a lot of people would like

    • @airhead1218
      @airhead1218 24 дні тому +6

      im assuming the editor uploads these the day after cos i watched his mr beast live stream 2 days ago and it dropped on the channel yesterday

  • @redthecollector
    @redthecollector 24 дні тому +87

    1:23:37 'that's bad'. NAH pryo. whats bad is you needing a calculator to do 7 x 1000...

  • @lemonosis
    @lemonosis 24 дні тому +223

    1:23:34 he had to google 7x1000 😭😭

    • @jacksonion650
      @jacksonion650 24 дні тому +24

      I came from reddit for this exact reason, mans really just did that

    • @AdamAdver
      @AdamAdver 22 дні тому +10

      Betcha you guys can’t do 5 times 1000 without a calc

    • @yiannisgaming03
      @yiannisgaming03 22 дні тому +23

      @@AdamAdverthat's slang for calculator btw

    • @zero_s
      @zero_s 19 днів тому +1

      @@AdamAdver idk if this is sarcasm or not

    • @Man-h8o3l
      @Man-h8o3l 17 днів тому

      @@AdamAdver5000

  • @Descryptic
    @Descryptic 24 дні тому +74

    Literally 10secs into a video titled, "Why I left YouTooz," he fucking says he's interested in working with them again

  • @markusshiller1085
    @markusshiller1085 24 дні тому +256

    Slop is back on the menu boys

    • @ripkoala
      @ripkoala 24 дні тому +4

      spooky slop with a side of scary pause

    • @airhead1218
      @airhead1218 24 дні тому

      sloppitty sloppity sloppity slop, consuming all slop and nut

    • @TurUwU
      @TurUwU 23 дні тому +1

      "dislike"

  • @magnusequus
    @magnusequus 24 дні тому +63

    TLDR: figurine was too fat to fit in the packaging

  • @sudriangirl
    @sudriangirl 24 дні тому +107

    Pyro is the king of making me click off his video to watch the original to actually... Watch the video instead of listening to a lesbian yap

  • @ziphy_6471
    @ziphy_6471 24 дні тому +65

    Original thumbnail: Pyro's face looking like dissapointed father

    • @freedeoxide
      @freedeoxide 24 дні тому

      Title is why i left Youtooz

  • @neztech.
    @neztech. 24 дні тому +41

    this is lijke the craziest apology bait thumbnail and title ever

    • @gradient5319
      @gradient5319 24 дні тому +1

      I didn't fall for it cause I was aware of the video and knew he would be just reacting to it.

  • @MisterAnonymous-q9j
    @MisterAnonymous-q9j 24 дні тому +27

    How To Watch Pyro:
    10 minute video; 40 minutes
    20 minute video; 1.20 minutes
    30 minute video; 1.30 minutes
    40+ minute video; 2 hours
    British Show With Gun Man; 8 hours
    La'head Game; 9 hours

  • @durkidur
    @durkidur 24 дні тому +11

    bro really needed a calculator to solve 7 x 1000

  • @urnix69
    @urnix69 24 дні тому +8

    0:06
    TALLY HALL SPOTTED!!!!

  • @Andreslmaolol
    @Andreslmaolol 24 дні тому +15

    Andres & Bird up! mention 🦅
    Thanks for watching the video pyro 😎😎😎🤠🤠🤠

    • @Commrade-DOGE
      @Commrade-DOGE 19 днів тому +1

      oh its the guy who made the vid

  • @orangefrisby2366
    @orangefrisby2366 24 дні тому +15

    Bro used a calculator for 7 x 1000

  • @ZombiebyProxy
    @ZombiebyProxy 24 дні тому +10

    When Funkos first came out, there wasn't so many & usually figures were neat when you'd find one of a random niche thing you liked that didn't have that much merch.
    Now, you can find close to 10 different versions of the same character in different colours & sizes for everything. It's TOO much now, unless you're obsessed with having every version ever made of a character.

    • @airhead1218
      @airhead1218 24 дні тому +1

      theres like 7 different usopp figures lol

  • @alphacode5
    @alphacode5 22 дні тому +4

    a youtube video starting with a skit and talking to a sidekick character feels like such an old youtube trope, is weird seeing someone doing it now

  • @snootgamenotofficial
    @snootgamenotofficial 24 дні тому +3

    Now that I think about it, the Twomad youtooz are totally haunted, it would be hilarius

  • @retrobot8760
    @retrobot8760 22 дні тому +2

    Watching pyro unironically type out "7*1000" into google killed me 1:23:34

  • @P0choclo_
    @P0choclo_ 24 дні тому +15

    Ngl I aprecciate the skits that the guy made. Yeah, it might be cringe but at the same time they are so genuine and I think that he loved to do them.
    Video was so good that I watch it first in his channel, and now I saw it again here lol

    • @muhammadfaridizzuddin
      @muhammadfaridizzuddin 21 день тому +2

      My issue with his video though is that half of them is just him listing all the product line which doesn't really add to the main topic of the video.

    • @P0choclo_
      @P0choclo_ 20 днів тому +3

      @@muhammadfaridizzuddin I think that it adds up to the point that the company created a LOT of products over the years, showing clear examples of different and uniques figures (like Donald's or Pyro's), but even with that it has a lot of problem over the years that they are still trying to fix

  • @arrgooo
    @arrgooo 21 день тому +3

    holy fuck pyro needs to learn about the youtube search bar on his existing tabs instead of opening up new ones each time he goes to look something up

  • @minijeff21
    @minijeff21 24 дні тому +5

    4:53 vape hit

  • @H1ghV0Lt4g3997
    @H1ghV0Lt4g3997 17 днів тому

    Hearing him call The Dear Leader Jim Pickens "Jim Pickle" absolutely crushed my soul

  • @BirdWord03
    @BirdWord03 24 дні тому +10

    Me seeing this after getting a email that my CotL Youtooz plushies had shipped 😶

  • @Coldlys
    @Coldlys 24 дні тому +3

    pyro managed to make a 1 hour video become 2 hours, cut the yap pyro 😭

  • @MrGuy-qv4qt
    @MrGuy-qv4qt 24 дні тому +2

    Pryos haircuts remind me of Eden from The Binding of Isaac

  • @miskhvat7131
    @miskhvat7131 24 дні тому +8

    0:35 mlg inflation?

  • @Stargazerdragon76
    @Stargazerdragon76 24 дні тому +18

    I do not like the company they put no effort into there products and they barely do any research

  • @ganzen0k
    @ganzen0k 20 днів тому +2

    2 hours of slop! Hooray!

  • @shoggothsirloin
    @shoggothsirloin 19 днів тому

    3:39 my jar craves the mini Ladd youtooz

  • @mecha417
    @mecha417 24 дні тому +1

    38:40
    Thanks for reminding me Pyro, I'll get one myself and keep it

  • @saltsalted1528
    @saltsalted1528 13 годин тому

    Every single day im forever greatful that I left the youtooz reddit community back in 2021 🙏

  • @ArachnoPyro
    @ArachnoPyro 24 дні тому +3

    Pyro: Why would anyone buy funkos
    Me: why would anyone buy Youtooz They're more expensive and crap spending 30 dollars UA-camr Merch

    • @Its_hoekin_time
      @Its_hoekin_time 21 день тому

      Why would anyone buy either brand honestly

  • @BlindingWulf
    @BlindingWulf 24 дні тому +18

    2hr 13min yap

  • @comicsansdog464
    @comicsansdog464 20 днів тому +1

    18:55 lol he got Romanian mixed up with Romani. completetley different groups of people.

  • @Virtual_Maid_Miyu
    @Virtual_Maid_Miyu 20 днів тому +1

    itsagundam figure of his dog Fluffy flopped so badly that they sent him the extras (dude always forgets to advertise his merch), I like the vtuber ones that come out

  • @bababooey1839
    @bababooey1839 24 дні тому +41

    Kinda dont care

  • @griffonboi
    @griffonboi 24 дні тому +8

    How much more is my unopened 2020 edition youtooz of you worth now

  • @RandomBoi-nd5zf
    @RandomBoi-nd5zf 24 дні тому +2

    Too Inflated To Slop: Pyro left because they don't want to make inflated YOUTOOZ

  • @2thgun
    @2thgun 21 день тому

    if youtooz made a pyrocynical inflation figure, it would be their best thing ever

  • @conkorro
    @conkorro 24 дні тому +1

    20:00 BRO every year around summer there used to be a group of gypsies that would set up their caravans in our park and they would TRASH it 😭 like it was an issue LONG before I was born. I was probably like 12 before the counsel did something 😭😭

  • @soceity5818
    @soceity5818 5 годин тому

    bruh this guy is GLAZYING youtooz

  • @That_Paperbag
    @That_Paperbag 23 дні тому +1

    1:24:53 keep up with the times old man, in case you're new to the stream calc is slang for calculator, im just using slang

  • @IvyTeas
    @IvyTeas 24 дні тому +5

    what's the adhd version

    • @soraideso4020
      @soraideso4020 23 дні тому +2

      Wait for chadcat for that or the copy of chadcat, in a nutshell whatever channel

  • @FunnyGamerMan
    @FunnyGamerMan 23 дні тому +2

    1:23:28 did he for real need to use a calculator for 7 x 1000?

  • @localengie3943
    @localengie3943 24 дні тому

    fun fact Gypo is also a term for a pacific northwestern logger/logging company

  • @sp1drrrrrrr
    @sp1drrrrrrr 21 день тому

    raccooneggs was in cscoop's last video btw its good to see he's still doing stuff

  • @thecokestraw5919
    @thecokestraw5919 23 дні тому

    55:45 PERSONA referenced ‼‼ WHAT THE FUCK IS HAVING A LIFE 🗣🗣🗣🔊🔊🔊‼‼‼

  • @zltakc
    @zltakc 23 дні тому +1

    im glad hes yapping who actually gives a fuck about this company

  • @betterclone9521
    @betterclone9521 24 дні тому +2

    Two hour thirteen minutes and seven seconds andy

  • @CleoVinillaOreo
    @CleoVinillaOreo 24 дні тому +3

    TLDR, Pyro ate so much Doritos and Mountain Dew that the Youtooz box couldn’t contain his inflated body

  • @GalantHoese563
    @GalantHoese563 24 дні тому +1

    Pyropeak tommorow? I understand...flashlight will be used

  • @JrdsT
    @JrdsT 24 дні тому +1

    1:23:43 NO WAY MY BRO PYRO NEEDED A CALVULATOR TO DO 7 x 1000. (Still love u tho bro)

  • @mynameisnotchef7310
    @mynameisnotchef7310 14 днів тому

    33:53 best part of the video

  • @jordanWAH
    @jordanWAH 24 дні тому +1

    I didn't really care about this until I saw the price at 40 minutes in. THIRTY FAFFIN DOLLARS?!? Are you serious? Who's paying $30 for a solid vinyl figure? Where they always that much? That's ridiculous. I mean, they look like those new ink jet 3d prints. There's no reason to cost that much. $15 is the limit, imo.

  • @thecoldduvet7381
    @thecoldduvet7381 24 дні тому

    Nah I lost it when he brought up a calculator to to do 7 x 1000
    its easily done but still made me laugh

  • @Angel_devil6969
    @Angel_devil6969 24 дні тому

    I LOVE THE TAILS IN THE BACKGROUND HE SO CUTE

  • @ZarkExe
    @ZarkExe 14 днів тому

    1:20 so true and now that they are adding Miku interesting is still going up

  • @BaileyMagikz
    @BaileyMagikz 8 днів тому

    i brought your first youtooz cause i always liked your little character dude and its some nice decor for a shelf + you made some good content over the years even though i have no other figures or care for these kinda things normally (i ain't watching a two hour video though allow that lol)

  • @bwtrickster
    @bwtrickster 11 днів тому

    30 SECONDS IN AND HE'S TALKING ABOUT SOMETHING IRRELEVANT
    UNWATCHABLE
    UNWATCHABLE

  • @You-Know-Youre-Right
    @You-Know-Youre-Right 24 дні тому

    degen plastic collector situation is insane

  • @huwuac7350
    @huwuac7350 18 днів тому +1

    pyrocynical fans try not comment on their creators kink challenge (impossible)

  • @feelinghealing3890
    @feelinghealing3890 23 дні тому

    1:45:30 as the current president of the united states once said: "I never saw a thin person drink diet coke"

  • @Jacob-ck5mh
    @Jacob-ck5mh 24 дні тому

    Bro really looked up 7 x 1000 😭

  • @JustMardus
    @JustMardus 10 днів тому

    54:40 they should make a slender man one but make it really fat, I think pyro would like that

  • @Zom_bike
    @Zom_bike 24 дні тому

    Waiter! Waiter! More slop please!
    Jokes aside idk how pyro can even make a video why he left youtooz into a 2 hour vide oof pure slop. It's dedication and utterly confuses me

  • @GareWorks
    @GareWorks 22 дні тому

    Sorry Pyro, I'm waiting for Dolan to summarise the video even though I'm not an ADHD zoomer.

  • @PluuuumE
    @PluuuumE 18 днів тому

    Downright refuse to believe that nikacado lost all that weight in 7 months, unless he had pulled a mcjuggernuggets and recorded all that shit in advance and was just uploading it while losing weight keeping himself quarantined from anyone who could expose/identify him throughout the entire process.

  • @mirrorhymn
    @mirrorhymn 24 дні тому +2

    TL;DR: He got fired

  • @metropex3721
    @metropex3721 24 дні тому

    Dude, coming out here dropping "He's not a groomer?" in a video. giga chad.

  • @BenisMannn
    @BenisMannn 12 днів тому +1

    1:23:35 bro really searched "7 x 1000" go back to school

  • @ryancochran4357
    @ryancochran4357 24 дні тому

    Start of video: 0:01
    End of video: 0:01

  • @Antonwalnuts
    @Antonwalnuts 18 днів тому

    0:04 JOE HAWLEY

  • @frankdahtank354
    @frankdahtank354 18 днів тому

    This could've been an email

  • @redwed6
    @redwed6 21 день тому

    1:23:34 no way bro just had to look up what 7 x 1000 was 😭 did he not go to elementary school where the 1 turns into the other number when multiplying? wow

    • @Goldeda
      @Goldeda 20 днів тому

      Nga is cooked all the slop content has actually rotted his brain😂

  • @BFry-l2n
    @BFry-l2n 24 дні тому

    YOOTOOZ situation is crazy/ insane

  • @jonahbradley4593
    @jonahbradley4593 14 днів тому

    Hi pyro I have been getting a ad every minute to every two minutes of watch time, I have watched around one hundred ads in this singular video. May my suffering grow your bank account

  • @Marzbar90
    @Marzbar90 18 днів тому

    15:25 wait what he was cancelled??

  • @freedeoxide
    @freedeoxide 24 дні тому +2

    20:30 i dont know what the word is
    Tell me pyro

    • @picardo3049
      @picardo3049 24 дні тому

      im not poorro but the word is gook

    • @888crispin
      @888crispin 24 дні тому +1

      ​@@picardo3049it's not, its the first 3 letters + O

    • @spaghetti0356
      @spaghetti0356 24 дні тому +1

      Probably Goon, replace the N with a K.
      Literally a boomer word (Vietnam).

    • @picardo3049
      @picardo3049 24 дні тому

      @@888crispin you are right i am dumb

    • @410Here
      @410Here 24 дні тому

      gypo its what we call them

  • @egg_64.
    @egg_64. 24 дні тому

    I thought bro was going to stop the slop for atleast a few weeks... Jesus

  • @minifigamer9898
    @minifigamer9898 8 днів тому

    1:45:04 tell me, have you ever seen a thin person drinking a diet coke? I know I'm basically paraphrasing a Trump tweet (back when his tweets were actually funny) but c'mon, there's a fair bit of truth to that tweet.

  • @gaelwrembel2204
    @gaelwrembel2204 24 дні тому

    10:30 bro does every stream mention someone dying in a car accident now lmao

  • @punishedbrut
    @punishedbrut 24 дні тому

    He explains at 21:37

  • @Smix69
    @Smix69 21 день тому

    Inflation Pyro Youtooz when?

  • @AC7_7
    @AC7_7 24 дні тому

    pyrocinical tv is like a recommendation for interesting videos i just go watch the originals

  • @kazulitheseawing3284
    @kazulitheseawing3284 23 дні тому

    I will never buy a Youtooz because their entire business model is just FOMO garbage. I'm so sick of limited editions and things that dont last. Most people struggle to just get by especially in the united states. With Rain world actually putting out a line of Youtooz, it actually makes me pretty frustrated, as their current partner, sanshee has always done runbacks and restocked certain products, meaning they're not limited edition stuff.
    I Remember being so happy to get my Artificer and saint plushes because while i didn't have the entire cast, i could be content knowing that i'll get the rest soon someday. I love sanshee for that reason alone because not all of us are collectathon whales who can just shill $500 to get everything the second it drops. I barely make any money and what i do make i have to spend on important utilities and food.
    I just really dont like limited edition garbage. if its Limited it just doesn't exist to me. If i ever want a rain world figure i'll just commission an artist to do it so i just dont have to go through the fomo

  • @roboticintelligenceunit1a652
    @roboticintelligenceunit1a652 24 дні тому

    wait what happened to carlesone?

  • @NoctiisXIII
    @NoctiisXIII 24 дні тому

    the only youtooz ive ever got was the mobschlatt one but at the time it was c0vid so the shipping got delayed and it took some months and by that time i didnt want it much anymore so i cancelled my order and got a full refund but like a month or two later i still got the figure shipped to me lmao i never took it out of the box so i was able to resell it on ebay easy free money

  • @defaul_tm4886
    @defaul_tm4886 21 день тому +1

    youtooz were a better funko, but still just as bad and useless since most of them were uninteresting

  • @hikoi2483
    @hikoi2483 24 дні тому +1

    the slopper than slop

  • @LizardIsHere
    @LizardIsHere 24 дні тому

    I just bought a jumper big man

  • @ASTROskull09
    @ASTROskull09 24 дні тому +2

    Yappatton

  • @Vwemmy
    @Vwemmy 23 дні тому

    I literally only give a shit about Youtooz because of their Rayman stuff, I have the figure and he has a plush coming out soon and I’m buying that

  • @Kranee
    @Kranee 24 дні тому +4

    Holy yap

  • @jadoncarney8499
    @jadoncarney8499 23 дні тому

    I brought some youtooz a while ago and I got sent and extra one on accident

  • @HexAyed
    @HexAyed 24 дні тому

    No-one in the chat knew Gypo smh

  • @Shojek
    @Shojek 23 дні тому

    It's just him doing mid ahh commentary on someone's vid here's the reason: he wasn't making money but now it's a pr move

  • @dingo-ringo-bingo
    @dingo-ringo-bingo 24 дні тому

    just hopped in onto this video because UA-cam would stopped recommending me this video just to say
    "I don't care"

    • @Anniehater
      @Anniehater 13 днів тому

      dayum sis, thass crazyy