Sonic Banned From the Frontiers
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- Опубліковано 15 лис 2022
- Sonic Frontiers is a 7/10 sonic game. Which most professionals call "a miracle", hallelujah!
also, an alternative title to this is "Step-Sister Sage". But it's so new I'm not sure if you're all familiar with her yet. So this one's gonna have a different title for now.
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See the plot could’ve been easily resolved if Sage just got her McDonald’s
Or hell, get her just a Happy Meal or somethin'. Damn egg can't afford shit lol
@@bababooey5402 well all his moneys was taken by the court.
Or if sonic found the bathroom
[Insert keanu reeves *woah* here]... scratch that, it makes complete sense to see you here.
@@Vampie859 No, Sonic can use the McDonalds bathroom. That way everyone’s happy. (Except for Eggman)
Sage and Sonic are such great siblings
“THAT WAS RECONNED YOU FUCKING IDIOT”
Egg man was his porn star name
Egghead is such a good father
Robotnik WAS supposed to have been a father figure to Sonic before getting zapped by an evil-machine, in one of the older canons.
@@PotatoPatatoVonSpudsworth I'm pretty sure that's just in the comics though
Its amazing Eggman has fathered so many kids without a partner. Truly an inspiration.
He learned from Bowser.
@John Calder What about Eggette?
@@bigmacsama the Sonic Mania devs took her on the divorce
@@silversonome5360 Ouchies
I’M NOT A FATHER- Egg Man
The way Sage just latches onto Eggman like a starfish on a rock always gets me.
Sage going "dada!" is way cuter than it has any right to be. It hurts me.
And i can't stop replaying it.
dada I want mcdonalds
0:30
0:34
*S H O O*
I can't stop laughing when I watch this!
God, the anger when he says "WE'RE NOT GOING TO MCDONALDS, MY DIABETES WILL KILL ME"
that's some good sh*t right there
I've lost it when he said that!😭💀💀
*WHERE THE FOK IS THE TOILE-*
MY CHOLESTEROL HAS BEEN SH**** FOR YEARS!
0:48.
Turn on Subtitles, it's pretty funny
I love how Eggman actually seems pissed he's not on death row anymore and instead stuck in this place with this random clingy kid.
Random?
@@binkyboy448 In the context of the animation, yeah.
- “What’s the plot of Sonic Frontiers?”
- *“yOu cOuLd nOt uNdErStAnD!”*
- “Why not??”
*Ƴœų çœųłð ŋœţ ųŋðəŕ§ţªŋð*
I just *love* how Eggman is just perpetually angry. I mean, it's probably hell on your throat, but it's a small price to pay for the funny.
Jokes for the fun gods,
Medicine for the throat voice.
poor sage tries to calm her enraged daddy
@@Just_Some_Gal She's doing my best.
@@carlyslebrown1601 yeh lol
Congratulations, you've just summarized David Hayter's career in two sentences.
As someone who played the game, and absolutely loved it, this is basically the plot.
Sonic Forces was better.
@@Devastationprolonged No
@@Devastationprolonged Gotta up your bait game, bro.
@@warmblanket3394 yes😁😁😁
@@Devastationprolonged Bro, don't even joke about that.
Sage clinging on to Eggman is just too cute, and her "dada" voice makes it even better.
"You're being so weirdly aggressive, why?!"
feels like something you say to your mother when she gets mad over a minor obstacle
TFW she beats the shit out of you for falling down a tree.
Like, didn't I do enough damage to myself or what?
Wish I'd thought of saying that sooner!
You know, after listening to Sr Pelo screams for 18 minutes straight, listening to eggman screaming about his cholesterol problems is definitely helping my splitting headache! Thanks Goobus!
You got a headache from Pelo? He's loud, but not that loud.
I'd assume Pelo was them trying to cure it
that's an understatement
@@Zedryx69 with strong enough headphones that can change :)
You clearly weren’t listening to enough screams then
I love how this implies that Sage kidnapped Eggman from prison.
Oh no. Why ever would she use the chloroform method anyway or are there no better options?
To be fair, when Eggman had apparently conquered the *entire world* for half a year, how the fuck he'd be free after Sonic returns is a mystery to us all.
That is rather strange.
With chloroform no less!
@@UltimaKeyMaster also he destroyed the entirety of G.U.N and destroyed the moon
People who don’t turn captions on are really missing out
I speak so incoherently I'm suprised people don't turn it on by instinct.
(Plea for McDonald's in the background)
0:48.
0:44 I low how sage's head stays still while eggman is screaming his lungs out
Glad Eggman recovered after getting the chair .
then it broke
I heard dieing can be quite painful so I'm glad to see he's on the road to recovery
Actually somebody "saved" him from death row
This is the most visibly stressed moment I’ve ever seen. And it’s animated… extra points.
That's an understatement
I felt all emotions of this scene, like give Sonic his damn bathroom break
I like how Eggman gets immediately scared of impatient Sonic is with his urinal intentions.
I like how Sage just attaches herself to Eggman like some kind of Parasite...
Well yeah, that’s technically what a child is from a purely functional point of view. . .
@@Darth_Bateman
A jobless deadbeat could be considered "a parasite." Not a developing child. Percieving a child as a parasite is reductive and wrong both technically and figuratively (and functionally). Everything you share with a kid is a learning experience for them and self-reflecting for you (for better or worse depending on how it is done). No mindless consumption. No stolen resources. Not a parasite.
@@Graphomite Bud, go be stupid somewhere else.
@@Graphomite I would take a clingy child over a deadbeat manchild any day, seriously this is what is wrong with our society now, we are finding ways to support manchilds more then actual children in need of parental support.
Eggman yelling while also seemingly trying to reason with this eldritch god killed me.
eggman being diabetic says a lot
Wow goobus’s vocal cords must’ve really hurt after voicing eggman
he went mute for a week
I could listen to Eggman's overwhelmingly loud anger all day, that voice kills me.
Small frontiers spoilers
I love how Eggman, by observing sage, came to wonder if Maria was anything like Sage. In a sweet way somewhat understanding Gerald’s attachment to Maria.
The shear, intense anger eggman has for this girl is palpable. No even McDonald’s…
yep lol
Lol
Robotnick gotta be feeling like syrup in his veins after the last 12 trips
I hate it when I want to take a piss and I end up in an alternate dimension where my sister tells me to shoo. Dang, Wednesdays, am I right?
Yeah that sounds like an average wednesday.
@@piranhalettuce pretty much
SPOILERS
eh happens to all of us
"it's Wednesday my dudes"
I want a loop of Sage saying "you can not understand." Its strangely satistfying.
what about *S H O O*
@@pacifistichuman82649 That's good too
but what about *dada*
What about “DADA I WANT MCDONALDS”
0:34 I can’t stop rewind this part, I love how Sage said”dada”
I love how Eggman is basically the opposite of the Jim Carrey movie version.
do you know da wae?
@@Just_Some_Gal I kno de wae
@@ironicugandan5826 shoe me da wae!
@@Just_Some_Gal only da qween show ya da wae!
MY BRUDA, I kno Da Wae
I know it ruins the joke, but Eggman was actually the exact opposite, being an adoring father of Sage. It was actually pretty heartwarming the way they tried making Eggman a likeable character.
Eeeh, he was only nice since SAGE was useful and didn't criticize him, like how he was nice to E-102 Gamma because he was useful
If she was like an Orbot (mind you who still gets stuff done) he would be considering Shift Delete
Eggman's always been likeable, but for different reasons.
@@TechBlade9000 I'm only on the third Island right now, so I don't know what ends up happening. But I thought it was heavily implied that (Heavy Spoilers Incoming)...
she was derived from data from Maria or something, so he sort of sees her as the family he missed out on.
Plus, it's more than just being a father figure to Sage. He just has an overall calmer demeanor and he repeatedly and openly admits to respecting Sonic despite hating him for thwarting his plans.
Also, this is the first Sonic game I've played since Adventure 2 and Shadow the Edgelord
@@Amins88 Oh no he's just jealous people care about his cousin, SAGE having a human form is uh
Well you can play and find out
This Eggman has harnessed the "Get out of my car!!!" energy and I am for it. Nominee of Doobus Goobus's parent figure 2022.
The part where the little girl was falling like a tetris block was priceless 😆
Sage x Tetrix
How did you make Sage so endearingly cute is such a smaller amount of time?
Well it’s not that much harder to make something that was already cute a bit cuter
Sage is endearingly cute all the time tbh-
By reducing her size, he concentrates the cuteness.
@@howardmurphy8019 that sounds like science to me.
You cannot understand
The shock of being teleported to a different dimension by going through a bathroom door stopped him from crapping himself. I would have sworn it would have been the opposite.
The laws of physics died in real time the piss is no more
he just needed to pee that's all
I can *feel* Eggman’s blood pressure from here it’s so funny.
You might need to get your blood pressure checked, his high BP was so palpable, it's contagious!
He looks like he's on the verge of having a heart attack. XP
0:43 why is this so funny 💀
Eggman: Father
Shadow: Oldest Cousin
Sage: Little Sister
Orbot: Smart small Brother
Cubot: Dumb Middle Brother
Metal: Badass Big Brother
Me: *Sage was meant to be created to keep balance from Eggman creations and her siblings*
Sonic: That one child who never listens to the father
Shadow was created by gerald robotnik
So that would make him eggmans uncle
This the closest I’ll get to watching a cutscene since I’m trying to stay spoiler free
She dies in the end
You've seen pretty much the entire game watching this tbh.
big gets the chaos emeralds and we finally see super big
Plot twist:
Sonic faces off against Barack Obama
This stuff about them being siblings has me concerned.
Sage repeatedly saying “Dada I want McDonalds” is the cutest thing I’ve ever seen.
0:46 his eyes piercing through his glasses in anger always gets me lol
Eggmans screaming killed me ngl
he's diabetic! give the man some space!
0:07 When Sage Just floated out of Nowhere I couldn't hold my Breath XD
Petition for this to be called “Baby Sister Sage”
Just the fact that sage and eggman could have been father and daughter is just heartwarming... Eggman could have gotten a daughter to keep himself company.
Sega did very good on that game. 8 out of 10 game !
Btw this sage design is cute as hell, love it ! 😍
0:34-0:36 If you look real close, you can see Sage go from a frowny face to a slightly less frowny face.
The way you draw Sage is absolutely adorable, her voice in this is perfect too
A constantly screaming Eggman who has to constantly tell anyone around him that he is not a father will never get old
sage calling eggman "dada" is absolutely cute 😌
0:30 , 0:34 , 0:43
Yeah, this is basically sonic frontiers in a nutshell.
established
Dr. Eggman cant have a break. He was kidnapped, Sent to death row, Was put into a middle of a fanfic and etc. I hope he will have a break.
then he got kidnapped by his daughter
@@Just_Some_Gal
*HE'S NOT A GODDMAN FATHER*
@Denyh Aguilar Not even for Sonic?
@@theelitegamershake4879
*STILL NO*
Who knows? Maybe Doobus will do Heroes at some point, and Metal will lock him in what I presume was a broom closet. That counts as a break, right?
Sage clinging on egg man asking for McDonalds while eggmans screaming is so hilarious🤣🤣🤣🤣
What's surprises me the most is that eggman survived the chair
"WE ARE NOT GOING TO MCDONALD'S I'M DIABETIC!" -eggman 2022
Top 5 things he ever said.
0:34 my little sister in a nutshell
I absolutely love this interpretation of Sage
This is basically canon Sage 😆
Whoever plays Eggman, RIP to your throat! Respect for being able to yell for that long.
Doobus Goobus plays as Sonic, Eggman, and Sage.
This is probably the most steamed Eggman’s been in these videos yet.
The ironic thing is that Sage is the only creation of his whom he’s been the calmest with.
0:03 “I knew I should’ve taken that right turn at Albuquerque.”
0:04 to 0:12 is the funniest part to me, seeing a tiny sonic and tiny sage float down just cracks me up
How do you make Sage look so smol but she's still adorable like in the game?
NOW WHERE THE FU** IS THE TOILE-
I played Sonic Frontiers, loved it, finished it, unironically called it my favorite game.
And yeah, this is basically the plot.
Idk what's funnier. Sage and her limited speech, or Eggman turning red and doing all that yelling. I cant stop replaying their lines lmaoo
Dada I wan mcdonaldz
"HUH! DADA!"
"WE ARE NOT GOING TO MCDONALD'S! MY DIABETES WOULD KILL ME IF I TRIED THAT AGAIN!"
@@mrblock_manmdclxv Dada I wan mcdonalds, Dada I want mcdonalds, Dada I want mcdonalds, Dada I want mcdonalds
@@ghettogreenbeann
*WHERE THE FAK IS THE TOILE-*
@@mrblock_manmdclxv dada i wan macdonalds
This somehow made the father-daughter dynamic more believable than in the game.
0:33 was the cutest thing i saw all day.
0:31
Basically me everytime I wake up in the morning.
Eggman is such a dad
I completely lost it when Eggman started yelling and Sage begging for McDonald’s 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
I require a 10 hour long video of sage going 'dada'. It's just too cute!
What about SHOO and You could not understand?
@@bigmacsama I do not wish to want to yeet a digital physical robot but also not really out the window
I love that sage head does not move when eggman talks but her body does lol
She’s like a chicken
Plot twist: Sage was secretly programmed to have some chicken-like traits
SHE DESERVES MCDONALDS, EGGMAN. GET HER A HAPPY MEAL!
HE'S DIABETES WOULD KILL HIM
- Adam Sandler
Eggman just casually makes everyone go deaf if they are wearing headphones.
(I speak from personal experience)
the hilarious irony that Doobus doesn't often exaggerate characters for comedic effect (perfect example is Pooh) but Eggman is the total exception.
Especially when in game, he actually really loves Sage and never gets angry or impatient at her.
Sonic is forgetting how to piss now cuz of this
Edit: cool thanks for the likes
0:49 A good father wouldn't let their kid eat McDonald's. Good job, Eggman.
EDIT: Stop liking, it's at 69.
ADDENDUM: Never mind.
She's a pretty accurate child here too, the kid is not going to shut up after you tell her no-
I’m the 70th like. I apologize for absolutely fucking nothing. I have no remorse for my actions and I’ll fucking do it again.
I love that Sage’s head stand still while she clings to Eggman.
This goes into some spoilers for Sage and her motivations, so I'm putting them below:
I kinda like the idea that Eggman basically programmed Sage to hate Sonic and not help him or accept his help, but learns to hate hating Sonic and has to get Eggman to help her help Sonic help her help Eggman.
Bold choice for Sega to include a scene where Espio the Chameleon fights Professor Pickle for the Chaos Chili Dogs. Truly one of the games of all time.
As someone who put 10 hours into it already, this is the most accurate depiction of the plot you're getting, nobody explains anything, you just gotta find the toilet yourself.
Eggman having a anime robot daughter is a significant plot point
Weirdly satisfying too.
Sonic Frontiers in a nutshell
I have a chest cold and Robotnik's shouting made me cough out some lung butter. Thanks for the relief, Doobs!
I like how every time a sonic character is introduced, their arms and legs get stubbier while sonic is a bean with full limbs.
I haven't even finished the game yet.
This is absolutely accurate.
Edit: Do yourselves a favor and turn on the subtitles, this is freaking GOLD
The only inacurracy is this (spoilers if you still didn't finish the game or listen to the Egg Memos you get from fishing):
The "I'm not a father" line.
Your Sage is incredibly precious
Glad to see Eggman survived the chair.
I played the game for a few hours and this seems pretty in line with the plot I experienced
I could listen to Sage saying "Dada I want McDonalds" for hours.
"you can not understand"
Sounds like me when my roommate asks why I'm trying to balance the light switches
Aaaaah, Sage is sooo cute. Her saying "dada" is just AAAAAAAA
The Eggman voice gets more and more aggressive with each appearance.
Yea thats basicly sage in a nutshell, like no spoilers but i feel like alot of things could of been avoided if she just told sonic things
She's Eggman's AI. He didn't program her to tell Sonic things.
Its just that she didnt run simulations where sonic helped because eggman didnt authorize it
“WE ARE NOT GOING TO MCDONALDS, MY DIABETES WOULD KILL ME IF I TRIED THAT AGAIN”
- Dr Ivo Robotnick, 2022
MY CHOLESTEROL HAS BEEN SH*T FOR YEAR
@@bryanttaylor9902WHY WOULD YOU EVEN ENTERTAIN SUCH AN IDEA?
I DON'T EVEN KNOW YOUR NAME YOU LITTLE CRE-
*WHERE TF IS THE TOILE---*
Bro, Eggman looks more like a tomato with how pissed he was😂
He became the same color as his suit
This is comedy gold. If the internet had oscars, this one would at least be nominated for this year.
The corruption in Frontiers is a metaphor for when u hold your piss in for too long
A UTI?
Eggman would not only go to McDonalds. He would buy a McDonalds, theme it after himself, then take her there to buy the most expensive meal on the menu.
Honestly this is the most accurate parody I've ever seen about this game
As someone who was extremely emotionally affected by frontiers story. This is too fucking good i love this vid lmao
When Eggman says "I'M NOT A GODDAMN FATHER!" at 0:43 - 0:46 it kills me of laughter.
I love that Sage’s head doesn’t move at all while Eggman’s yelling but her entire body does it’s fucking hilarious