@@personamithulureal talk tho, if Alfred does somehow end up becoming the new voice of Eggman, then there’s a 0% chance he’ll be able to do or say any of these legendary quotes again. And that’s all assuming that Sega would even let him become the voice in the first place, given his hilarious, but still vulgar track record.
And what makes it better is that if you've never seen the behind the dubs for the entire thing alfred tells a story about a kid he went to school with who would put hotsauce on everything like with the story
8:47 The absolute silence with the camera angle being like that feels like Eggman is just so done with her shit and is contemplating if this is all worth it
I genuinely was confused why it sounded quieter than normal, just to realize it was the channel doing their own voiceover. They did a great job I thought it was the real thing for a minute!
10:54 I know Alfred said hed never played a Sonic game in SA2 dub, but the sound he makes after he says "here" and the thing pops out makes me wonder if he didnt know something was gonna pop out.
@@Silent_Mask fandub. And everyone is having se× with his wife. Including a bunch of furries who rarely exceed the hight of 3 foot 3. Frankly, I completely understand why Eggman is on a murder spree
I missed "Not even, not even PUBG. We're going for Fortnite. We'll do Fortnite. We'll create Fortnite. And then we'll get Todd Howard on the team, so he can make Fallout 76 Battle Royale." and "Sans Undertale go into my eyes."
He's Eggman, yes, the real Eggman, And those other Robotniks aren't as wild as him, man, So won't the real Eggman please stand up? Please stand up? Can't stand up?!
My favorite thing about GOOIIINNN OOUUUUUPPPP is that Alfred stressed he’s never played any of these games before and had no idea what was coming next
The VAs who don't know what happens next usually have the best moments in these dubs
@@nezaniatoimya the only exception is the Babylon rouges
The Redbox joke was the best thing ever and they deserved to set that up
@@LycanMOON And when Penny barked at Shadow as Sonic in that one spaceship scene🗿
@@LycanMOON Also Hayley’s “Hey don’t take me anywhere- aw fuck.”
@@LycanMOON and "Tell it to me in excruciating detail, Tails!"
"I peed on your wife, Robotnik, she's mine now. That's the law."
No one could have anticipated what happened in the fandub after this.
Then, everything changed when Alfred came to make an announcement
“WHAT THE ACUTAL SHI-“
@@NoahThePokeGamer "WHAT?!"
@@bill_cipher9861 “a few moments later”
I’ve come to make a announcement
Shadow the hedgehogs a
He feels more eggman than actual eggman
Alfred is more than Eggman. He is Egg-legend!
The Eggman
The Eggmyth
The Egglegend
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Now, which one is his main? Asking for a friend
it’s weird cuz i always get thrown off when he doesn’t sound anything like this in the games
@@Attaxalotl The Egg-Chad
Shadow’s and Eggman’s dynamic in this was something special that Sega will never be able recreate
Well, not without a Mature rating, anyway. 😆😆😆
Not without Alfred and Ryan
"New idea.... Adultery~.."
That is a very underrated quote.
with the way the music kicks in too,
That’s a Shadow quote though
@@lordadorable1140it's okay
Timestamp?
@@moonylime It's been like two weeks but: 10:25
Alfreds pure unhinged voice over and eggmans dramatic movements make the perfect character of all time
If Mike Pollock dies Alfred shall replace him
@@personamithulureal talk tho, if Alfred does somehow end up becoming the new voice of Eggman, then there’s a 0% chance he’ll be able to do or say any of these legendary quotes again.
And that’s all assuming that Sega would even let him become the voice in the first place, given his hilarious, but still vulgar track record.
Mike pollock sucks ass anyway
Ok but "Why you got hot sauce on your head cuz? What's wrong?"gets me every single time
"I put hot sauce on everything...from Twinkies to milk! It's what I do...as the Ultimate Life Form!"
And what makes it better is that if you've never seen the behind the dubs for the entire thing alfred tells a story about a kid he went to school with who would put hotsauce on everything like with the story
@@immortalkoopah3138 I have seen that! The fact it gave someone the opportunity to use it was hilarious!
1:28
I think it’s the delivery
I just can’t imagine Eggman without Alfred’s voice anymore
Imagine dragons
@@walrusArmageddon literally read your comment as he said it lol
Genuinely an incredible voice and version of Eggman overall
When eggman says: "Martha I'm coming home sweetie" he sounds like Dr. Doofenshmirtz from Phineas and Ferb. 0:56
"I can't wait to see her beautiful face 🥺"
It is so true
Eggman: Behold, my Piss-on-the-moon-inator!
💀
"Ah, Shadow the Hedgehog, your timing is impeccable, and by impeccable, I mean COMPLETELY PECCABLE!!"
"Flushed em down the turrlet" gets me every time
I quote this one the most fosho
@@direneedofhigherfructose7153 this and "ooo reference" are part of my everyday lexicon
the fact you have his sa2b monologue memorized is very impressive
Quote it on a regular basis 😭
Who doesn’t have it memorized though? lolol
@@remillia.amaryllis its so iconic!
love that he also copied the weird sayings like in "piss drrropelets" xD
IVE COME TO MAKE AN ANNOUNCEMENT
The silence broken by a single wheeze at 8:46 fucking sends me man 😂😭
lmfao
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Lmfao
Lmfao.
8:47 The absolute silence with the camera angle being like that feels like Eggman is just so done with her shit and is contemplating if this is all worth it
the caucasity of this bitch
**Wheze**
@@weegee42069
The audacity of this beach
@@denyhaguilar679Wasn't it Caucasity
The caucasity of this beach
Eggman having an abusive ex wife that took everything from him and made him depressed as the funniest fucking thing in media history
8:46 he could have said anything. literally anything. no matter how good, it wouldn't beat this lmao
I've never played a Sonic game so this is just how Eggman is to me
Only far off from the real thing by a little
I think this is how i discovered sonic had more games besides sonic 1 and those mobile ones
same and he's one of my favorite characters ever
I quote "I can finally leave!! Martha I'm coming home sweetie!!" Every night before I leave work lol
Lmao
7:39 Flushed em down the turrlet
3:04 “AND SHE HAD A DIAMOND IN HER V@GINA?!” is one of my fav line💀👏
11:01 This freaking entrance though is so funny
It's just so funny hearing him ask that as soon as he falls in
My favorite eggman line is when he says prison island is gonna blow up but the VA had no idea it was actually gonna blow up 😂
Alfred's impromptu coughing when Eggman dies is the funniest thing
The dub-movement sync at 6:09 is better than the in-game one
I'm honestly pissed that this wasn't the line people need because the number one is so funny when there was literally no joke
12:24 wait but why does he actually sound menacing??
I know he's a storyboard artist and stuff but he should've honestly been a voice actor
8:28 "give me baCK MY GAMEEEER GUUURL SONICCc!!!!!"
LOL
4:07 egg man dropping bars
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@@randomvideossometimes7877 I agree
@@dantelawrence4676 no you don't
@@randomvideossometimes7877 yes i do
@@dantelawrence4676 🧢🧢🧢
12:32 I CAN'T BELIEVE I MISSED THAT FEEL GOOD
HOLY CRAP ME TOO
ME TOO!! SUCH A GOOD SONG!!
I thought I heard that lol
*insert bass here*
Piss egg inc
Trying to figure out what context you’d need to quote him saying
“How do you think I feel being Cucked by a HEDGEHOG”
2:59
Do you consider someone you know as fast
If yes, then that's the context
Nobody tell them
you’d need to get cucked by a hedgehog first of all
@SlimeBoyo
It be a weird day when you could use that Quote due to what just happened
Okay, the “androids” to take over Apple is a super underrated line and I always laugh so hard when I hear it. Wish more people understood 😂
It's so fucking good
My favorite part is how underwhelmed Shadow's reaction to it is.
@@S0RGEx I bet his VA didn’t get the joke either. So sad 😞
I don’t get it
@@CultripFounded android phones and Apple phones…
I wanna cosplay egg man just to quote all of these at a Con
I *highly* encourage it
@@Silent_Mask Aight bet!
Please do 😂
I'm working on an eggman in fishnet tights
Commenting here just to hopefully hear the day when you do get to do this
"Give me back my gamer girl sonic!"
Friendly mention that Alfred drops in sometimes during Lythero's streams, in case you want to hear Eggman shit and throw a Nokia at Frieza and Broly
I fuckin love lythero and Alfred lmao
Why is my foot pointing at me?
@@notsmii7y He really just slots in perfectly with the dynamic the Goons have
Friendly reminder that he has his own twitch channel PaperBoxHouse where he goes live every other day if any of you want to pop in
@followeroftheprince
God the Nokia sequence was the most gloriously chaotic and hilarious part of that video
the sudden voice shift in "YOU DUN DID IT NOW"
I’m soo sick-
For having never played this game before, i couldn't imagine anyone else doing a better eggman than Alfred
Bro even rolled his R's and L's and the final clip. That's fucking funny
alfred’s eggman is the best thing ever imo, also the voice over at the end HAHAHAHA i love it
I genuinely was confused why it sounded quieter than normal, just to realize it was the channel doing their own voiceover. They did a great job I thought it was the real thing for a minute!
0:07 this just sounds like three kids playing in a sandbox honestly.
4:25 When you need to save your game and go to bed but you happen to be stuck in dialogue.
1:17 Trying to pick an Expert lock in Skyrim be like:
10:54
I know Alfred said hed never played a Sonic game in SA2 dub, but the sound he makes after he says "here" and the thing pops out makes me wonder if he didnt know something was gonna pop out.
That sound was Edited in post
NOT
2:45 and thus, a meme was born
"You'll have cheeto puffs... on ya fingas..."😭😭🤣🤣🤣
And Twitch Prime will be mine!
The friggin “WHY IS THE CAMERA ZOOMING IN”, and then his “LISTEN” right after is so good 😂😂😂
13:45 eggman pisses on the moon but he doesn’t wanna wake up his mom
8:33 - 8:58 bowser in a nutshell
"Put the piss stone down right now, you know what piss rock does to your, (blenis)."
"I like what it does to my, (blenis) Eggman."
Eggman: *screams at Shadow for f-ing his wife*
Shadow: yea yea piss off
he pissed off alright 😂
2:46 This one is my favorite
0:41 *INHALE EXHALE InHaLe ExhALe* “NUMBER SEVEN… ThE luCkIeSt NUmBeR!!1!
0:51 The fact this became a meme sound is just so funny
We need a Sonic Unleashed Dub, so Alfred Coleman can take centre stage as Eggman again
The sheer amount of FURRY JOKES... DEAR GOD...
@@SouthSiren666 yeah I can only imagine what it’s gonna turn into
he’s so unhinged in the perfect way
I swear, I'm out of breath every time I see "I'm going to kill you............ And THEN kill you again." It kills me
I find this even more impressive due to the ability to find ways to quote all of these glorious lines XD
“Now I have to log in with my- diamond.” IM DYING 🤣
The way you rolled the shit outta the R's had me ascending 🤣
Love quoting that 😂
10:54 Nobody talks this scene enough. The pop sound affect followed by Eggman being cut abruptly by the explosion KILLS me
"NOOO 😰"
"haha i flushed em down the terlet 😌"
"if you live in Baltimore, fuck you" eggman caused the bridge to collapse confirmed??
Eggman: "Don't ever f#ck#ng call me that ever again I'll KILL you!!" (Dies instantly).
Shadow: "I'll kill you first"
That had me dying 😂🗿
I feel like Eggman is unfairly mistreated in SA2
the actual game or the fandub (either way, what do you mean by that)?
@@Silent_Mask fandub. And everyone is having se× with his wife. Including a bunch of furries who rarely exceed the hight of 3 foot 3. Frankly, I completely understand why Eggman is on a murder spree
@@Eric_Black134 Oh that's true lmao
@@Silent_Mask WHAT DID THEY SAY?
@@krystalizeddoofus The fandub
alfred coleman’s eggman lives in my soul
7:49 THE WAY IT CUTS OFF
"Going UUUUUUUUUP!"
_jumps down_
the part from 4:00 to 4:30 is so underrated
11:40 Eggman when Starline:
Roses are red
My dog ate a stick
4:41
Nice
"Okay! I'll rescue you! Don't worry!-"
*"No you won't."*
"Hello Mr. President, or should I say: new dead body" such a hard line
Oh my god the AMAZING evil laugh just followed by “feel good” took me out 🤣
2:08
i did not know this is where that clip came from,
Learn something new everyday
I missed "Not even, not even PUBG. We're going for Fortnite. We'll do Fortnite. We'll create Fortnite. And then we'll get Todd Howard on the team, so he can make Fallout 76 Battle Royale." and "Sans Undertale go into my eyes."
Can't say I quote those
4:10
"owueaAEEooo" -Eggman 2019
4:16 "and then ERRRRGHHHHHHH and then I pull it out again and then I look at you and I'm like UGHHHHHH"
Eggman:"did you see that hot JPEG footage that was just-. *Proceds to shoot every thing down*.
"GOOOOOIN UP!" *then proceeds to go down*...best one yet, aside from "ayoooooo it's the deviiiiil"
"WHY DOES HE HAVE THE WEED!? WHY IS MY BODY DOING THIS THING!??? I'M LIKE A PUPPET ON A STRING!!!"
I love how everyone is talking about the 8:46 scene but not the 10:08 to 10:18 scene💀🤣
"The Caucasity of this Bi***."
12:32 another reason why I love these videos 😭😭
i didn't see the full title and yet didn't question all the clips being eggman, he's just that funny
"the devil, from bible" is one I quote quite often. But most of all "put the piss stone down" is probably the one i quote the most
I find it so fucking funny that out of everyone in the room he hates tails the most 😂
13:58 that isn’t the og sound????????????
You flatter me lol
"Why are you so rude ?" "Why are you so goddamn pale ?" Is underated.
That last clip does not sound like Albert or the Dub-over person Voicing Eggman.
That's cause I did a lil voice over
Ysss
Lol
@@Silent_Mask Why, if I may ask?
@@mr.reborn5518 ☝️
I just felt doing something comps like these wouldn't do
11:23 me when my friend calls me pookie for the 3243rd time in one hour
ok pookie
My favorite part was "the capacity of this bitch" 😂😂😂😂
It's "Caucasity" 😂
Would be cool if they did the first sonic adventure
13:39
*GOIN’ DAAAOOUUUUUUUUUUUUUWWWNN”-*
13:46
This FR goofy😭😭🙏
It's the sequel to "goin uuuuuupppppp"
7:39 my friend group has integrated the word "turlet" into our vocabulary because of the '06 fandub
Since NPC invasions in Elden Ring can happen before you actually meet the NPC, I constantly quote “WHEN I SEE YOU, IT’S ON. SIGHT. IT IS ON. SIGHT!”
12:30 sounds like the end of feel good inc.
You can actually hear someone whispering "feel good" right after 💀
He made that dub
Animated improv
*Impressive*
If somebody makes an R raded sonic media, we know who to pick for voicing Eggman
Alfred’s wheezing and coughing always makes me laugh
If Mike Pollock ever retires we know who will fill the role perfectly.
10:52 IT WENT BY SO FAST
He's Eggman, yes, the real Eggman,
And those other Robotniks aren't as wild as him, man,
So won't the real Eggman please stand up?
Please stand up? Can't stand up?!