We get drunk and watch Coraline (2009) [CENSORED]
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- Опубліковано 10 жов 2021
- This is a censored re-upload of our Coraline commentary. The original is still available on our channel if you are 18 years or older.
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Hey everyone. UA-cam shadowbanned and restricted our Coraline commentary. It is still available on our channel, but you must be logged into an 18+ account, and it isn't being recommended to anyone. So we released a censored version of the video as well. Keep in mind, the ORIGINAL IS STILL AVAILABLE. This is just for people who don't have an account on UA-cam and would like to watch the video. We do still recommend you do not watch the video if you are a child, as it is not suitable content for you.
Rip
Nice
Ratio
Pog
Did they not like you thirsting over everyone?
These commentators did two things I’ve never seen other people did when watching this movie:
1: Agreed to sew buttons in their eyes to go “the drip world.”
2: They did not only simp the other mother’s second form, but also in her THIRD form.
They simped over a goth, slenderman, stanky legs, non existing spine nightmare of a woman!!
I mean, I'd hit it.
Wouldn't as a kid, but some things change.
And you would too if had the drip too!
they imped for a bee i dont think theresa lot left of them to surprise me
Their simping knows no bounds.
Hey, she got fellings too 😏
“We get drunk and watch Coraline but the hottest scene in film history is censored”
Ok
Wdym? Monsta mommy was still uncensored...
Explain
@@highdefinition450 pretty sure its the old ladys dancing
@@mountreign Its Miss Spink and Miss Forcible to you 😤/j /lh
Ironic that YT censors the old Coraline video but allows "The Cat with the Hash" to stay up
True, but it's Mike Myers after all😂
I was able to immediately go look it up, watch it, and regret my decision.
UA-cam is heccin weird, men.
Ok
What is that video? I searched it up and found nothing disturbing.
I didn’t find anything?
UA-cam: "Don't say bad words. Kids can't hear that!"
Kids: *Commiting crimes for tik tok*
Kids: *Cursing*
Have you SEEN this movie? Its not the bad words lol
@@Aisha_Luv not the movie the people of UA-cam lol
Honestly? Fuck making the net child friendly overall. Those mofos should be rightly restricted. Just make other things for kids that are safer with stricter moderation.
Shouldn't kids be on, hear me out, UA-cam kids.
Censorship does not exactly change my opinion of this, it’s insanely funny
Ok
The guy's scream gets me XD
If anything, it makes it even funnier, because it makes it look way worse than it actually is.
Fun fact the old ladies are not just friends they are lovers confirmed by the original creator! 😁
I love that, they definitely have the old married couple vibes
I thought they were sisters
@@eno405 yeah I thought that too but I haven't read the book in 20+ years so I could've remembered that wrong
Yaaassss good gay rep in the best movie of all time
I thought they were sisters,they had that vibe
Interesting movie fact. When you look at the cake in the film, it says “Welcome home” but if you look at the “o” in home, it has a loop inside it. According to graphology, if an o in a word has a loop inside it, it means whoever wrote it is lying.
So when the cake says “welcome home” it’s saying that she is welcome, but she is NOT home.
It's the double loop actually! A double loop in the O of Home suggests she's not home, but the single loop in Welcome suggest that she is in fact welcome!
I wonder what came first, this comment or Allen Tsai's video
@@thx4chrckingin seems word for word so idk
Holy moly! Taken right out of Allen Tsai’s mouth. Love you
So I looked at the cake and I don't see it....there wasn't "welcome home" on Coralines moms ass
“Censored” opening joke shaft down Ben’s throat
I love how they adore Wybie like... they didn't talk much about him but that hype when he showed up to help her was real. Wybe was my fave character ngl
fun fact, Mr "beast" has the chernobyl liquidator medal in both worlds that was given to people who worked in cleanup after the Chernobyl disaster, also not sure but his blue skin tone might be the result due to the radiation
This doesn't really change anything, it's still funny AF. Sucks that youtube age-restricted it though.
Edit: there was a spelling mistake
Ok
You didnt have to tell us there was a spelling mistake
UA-cam algorithm getting mad at the truth of Coraline's mom being HOOOOOT!!!
I think it’s the old people
I’m a child and I’m offended by this. I’m not only suing you (you’ll be hearing from my lawyers soon), but I’m also calling the police as soon as I finish typing this. I’m so offended I can’t even right now. In my 3 years of life, I’ve never been as offended as I am now.
(For legal purposes, none of this is true. Whether I’m a baby or not is up to viewer interpretation.)
Gotta say, very good wordage and syntax for a 3-year-old. Props. Your parents must be very proud.
Now go to bed. No dessert.
@@josephschultz3301 mom pick me up I’m scared
@@DucklatchProductions No, you're staying at band camp.
I just want to know what offended you
I'm just so fucking curious now
I love how @Joseph Shultz just showed up and is this whole reply thread's parent now lol.
This film was Childhood Trauma for anybody that was like 6 years old
the only thing I remember after watching this movie for the first time was hiding behind the couch because I thought the other-mother's spider form was gunna get me
like bruh that shit scarred me for real
I didn't think so. I watched it every other night for about a year at one point ,(S3 Orher Mother is still the coolest). My sister, however, got a permanent fear of stop-motion animation.
I was like 10 when I saw this in school one day and I was still traumatized, Yet intrigued
I saw this movie when I was like ten and still loved it.
The first time I watched it I was around 7 and it was at my friends birthday party, after I had just gotten a tooth pulled out and was just... not quite there.
I was zoning in and out during the entire movie and somehow ended up thinking the other mother wasn't evil, because I kept just not registering the scary scenes. It was like a god damn fever dream.
Stil scarred me for a while and later on my father pirated a version of the movie and another "friend" kept coming over to my place just to watch the movie... at one point I had to watch it 8 times a week, because she would not shut up about it.
Fun fact: the beeps spell out “Razzle please watch the live action Scooby Doo movies” in morse code
I love how everyone is terrified of the other mother and these guys are just simping for her 😂😂
So everyone in Coraline is officially too hot. It's canon.
Even Coraline herself?
Uhh-probably not the minors
Except for solely Coraline and Wybie.
Zach literally said "we can't show this!" hahahaha
TL,DR: They had to censor it because of THAT woman. You know which one.
i love how ryan just sounded like beetlejuice for like half of this video-
10:40 here and the theatre part really makes him sound like alex brightman's beetlejuice
Yo. This was a fun review to see. You guys should watch Coraline next.
YES
As a 15 year old who has nothing else to do in life, *I am satisfied*
Same boat, small world brother. Wish you luck in life.
If this satisfied you, you oughta check out the original version!
Preach brother, preach
@@mortonmckoy1787 He's too young, brother.
Me too
Loved both versions. Still underrated line "Cat get your tongue again!"
Thanks for this, was so upset I couldn’t watch the other one lol
As someone who lives in Detroit, can confirm, more dangerous here than the drippy dimension
I'm so down for warching both. Support the Razzle Boys.
You're popular enough for UA-cam to mess with you for no reason! A milestone if there ever was one.
This was the first time I heard anyone ever simp over the other mother...
Honestly I’m surprised it took this long
*Boys at* 5:43
Ryan: Bro WTF I thought this movie was f'in scary?!
Zach: There's nothing scary!!
*Boys at* 11:53 :
Ryan: THIS MOVIE'S HORRIFYING!!!
Zach: This is not real. This is not real. This is not real. This is not real.
4:38 Just hearing them simp for the mother and other mother is hilarious. I also lost it at 4:48 . "Oh Yeah you are!"
11:26 That sure was "an alluring displaaaaaaaaayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy......."
Always kills me when that scene comes up🤣🤣🤣
_Oh, beware now of old oysters too large in the chest_
_Let's banish them from the buffet_
_I'm far more nutritious_
@@augustine3693 "Did I hear a banshee?"
I love the way you guys close videos. "It's a great movie, shut up and go away." It's just so perfect.
"cat, get your tongue again!" Is one of, I kid you not, THE funniest things I have ever heard🤣
“SAY SOMETHING YOU LITTLE BITCH CAT!”
“HELLO.”
at this moment he knew he fucked up
So youtube thought the Coraline commentary needed to be age-restricted, but the boss baby commentary was a-ok
The UA-cam review bot mind was reset enough time successfully
Shit, what happened in the boss baby commentary?
"Sew buttons in my eyes to go to the drippy world? Sign me up! I'm first in line!"
It is no longer the Other World, it is the Drippy Dimension
When UA-cam age restricts a PG movie:
Any video: slaps "this is not for kids" into video
UA-cam algorithm: you may proceed
Like i said, The masterpiece everyone has been waited for until now, FOR REAL, screw UA-cam's system
I can't get over how UA-cam isn't doing anything to the mukbang channels who are torturing live animals for content but found a Coraline commentary one step too far
12:22
I feel like his mic peaking really added to the comedy of his "IM BACK!"
YT cant change the fact that this is by far the most hilarious episode of Razzle yet
so glad I saw the uncencored version, this commentary cracked me up so hard. Hope more people find this channel. Great videos guys. So funny!
2:35 that had me laughing so much for I don't know how long
I almost choked multiple times at the Mr. B part
I was so sad they weren't commenting on Wybie until they called him King right at the end and everything was right in the world- Wybie, underrated character supreme, I love the guy
razzle always makes me feel good about having a pixar mom body lol
4:48 Them calling the "Other Mother" a freak ironically is kinda ironic in itself, if you know what happens later on in the movie
Y’all had to censor the last vid?? Omfg what’s the point of UA-cam kids if real UA-cam is being just as child proof
Because it makes UA-cam look like they would be too incompetent to be actively censoring hoiocaust videos.
Normal viewers: Wow fantastic stop motion! Creepy!
RAZZLE: To drip, or not to drip, that is the question.
Attempt 4 at asking Razzle to watch Osmosis Jones
OMG I would die happy to see that!
At least it wasn't a copyright strike.
This is the most unique coraline commentary I have ever seen,, the gratuitous use of the word drip, the simping for other mother every time she transforms, the not seeing anything creepy in the drip world,,, holy cow what an experience
It's honestly great when they find a movie they enjoy
YT : You can't show Dolly Parton, it's not appropriate
Razzle : Alright
Razzle : "I WANT TO BREED THIS MOTHER"
YT : Yeah that's fine.
Take it as a pinch of salt guys.
This feels like another fever dream
"LIKE A BIKE ENGINE A BIKE ENGINE A BIKE ENGINE"
-Razzle
What have we learned today. UA-cam is stupid.
Where've you been for the last 10 years? 😂
@@CharredSteak you’ve only been here eight years
I've had multiple yt's over the years broski
Fun fact: The reason Mr. Bobinski looks like… *that* is because he was on the recovery team during the Chernobyl disaster.
I’m not kidding. This is actual lore.
The cool dude that you guys like, the blue one Mr. B. His medal was that of the ones given to the clean up crew of chernobyl disaster
Already seen the uncensored version, but came he to give a like and a comment to hopefully help ya guys with UA-cam's damn algorithm. Good content :3
Maaaan, I REALLY needed to see a funny video about my favorite movie today and you guys frickin DELIVERED!!! Hardest I've laughed in ages. ^^
I say we harass them with Paranorman requests now.
Unfortunate, UA-cams system is so whack. A UA-cam streamer I watched told a similar story when we was trying to stream The Mummy Ps1. He set up the announcement for his stream, but UA-cam blocked it and said the thumbnail was inappropriate and was simulating sex. The thumbnail was a PS1 png of Brendan Fraisers face. Some how Brendan Fraisers pixelated face was simulating sex. I'm genuinely unsurprised a similar thing happened to you gentlemen.
Ryan's down bad for Coraline's mom's
"I'm sorry, your KNOCKERS gave me a concussion" i can't
God I remember being traumatized by this movie when I was a kid, specifically when the other mother changes as she counts to 3 and after years of just avoiding it I watched it again and now I'm just like "can't beat the boat scene from willy Wonka"
Context with the Wonka thing, there was a pretty dark boat scene, keep in mind that was a kids movie (specifically the 70s one)
I think I was traumatised of the theatre scene when miss forcible was FUCKING NAKED
@@jeffery5716 Think my kid brain repressed that one lmao
@@esmeecampbell7396 oh kinky
@@esmeecampbell7396 I think I simp the other mother because she is EXTRA THICC
I actually love you guys thanku for putting this up ur all great
The two old ladies were a confirmed lesbian couple btw
Happy I saw the original video, still gonna watch this though cause Razzle always makes me die of laughter.
19:09 i love that there's exactly no Wybie appreciation until that moment😅
Honestly Wybie is a pretty underrated character
Everytime they yelled at the cat to say something I was waiting for him to start talking and see their reactions lmao
getting recommended this just now is the moment i realized that youtube just gets me
“Dads planning something special”
*moans*
"THIS MAY BE TOS!!"
Yep, it sure was TOS
Fun Fact:
Mr B was actually a victim to the
Chernobyl incident and that caused his deformity.
i am blessed to see the uncensored version 😂😂
I was waiting for this, I knew y'all would simp Coraline's moms and I was correct in my assumption. Glad to see love for the movie.
What a great video, y’all should do Coraline next!
I mean, he did ask for it. It's consensual.
Edit: _"It's a great movie, shut up and go away,"_ is just the perfect way to end it. I love this movie xD .
This is the 3rd "watch w the boys while drunk" I love y"alls vids lmao. Good background music while I work
I can confirmed that the other mother indeed has a rule 34...and I must day it's weird but good at the same time
“That’s how you get into John Malkovich’s head”
lol
Glad I saw the first commentary when I had the chance.
I remember seeing this video once and loving it
I think I’m going insane because I thought Coraline came out in 2016
2:35 Has to be my favourite part of this video
I Remember Coraline, I was
Terrified of it, The Doll at
the Start, The Creepy Vibe,
But now, Its an Interesting
Story, And also, The First
Little Nightmares Game
Reminds Me of both
Coraline, And Spirited Away,
Little Nightmares has the Vibes
of both of Those!
14:37 “fuckers stole my parents... can’t have shit in Detroit.”
The food in this movie is just
👌👌👌👌👌👌
When Coraline goes searching for the special stone things it reminds me of harry potter and the deathly hallows when he goes searching for the horecrux's
Still funny as hell even though it’s censored
Watching this twice cuz it was funny as hell 😂
You guys are close to waking up, keep going!
these are the best commentary's
this video was great, can you guys do coraline next???
glad to have watched the original version😎
When you already watched the original version but are gonna rewatch it again
I would love for you guys to react to either How to Train your Dragon (1,2 or 3) OR Sonic 2 with Tails and Knuckles. I want to see how you either ruin or make the movies ten times better with your guys commentary. Also love your guys chemistry together and your commentary! Makes me laugh and smile anytime I watch your videos! :)
well damn. I still got to see the uncut genius original