I recall years and years ago, a scientologist was on Howard's show. Somebody asked the scientologist, "How do you know when you're clear"? Howard butted in with, "When you have no money left is when you're clear".
Oh, I could. I had a friend get involved with Scientology and I was concerned, so I went to a few of their 'events' and was shocked at what I learned. If you don't agree with their belief system/s then you are an outcast and made to be WRONG. They believe you can remember being born and some young nitwit got angry at me because I couldn't remember, while he was supposedly 'guiding me' to get there. Madness.
I get how that if you’re Tom Cruise and have had the kind of Tom Cruise success that he’s had, that you might think your nearly, unprecedented, success might be part of some larger, cosmic soap opera but Tom, the power was inside you the whole time.
Well duh, but Scientology claims knowing how to access that power in you. Others access that inner power via understanding Jeet Kune Do, or others do meditation, others still by perhaps from faith in a religion. It's always in us...but how do you access it, activate it, concentrate, direct it etc
Lmao this reminds me of a Conan episode I saw forever ago, Russell brands worry that Tom cruise specifically didn’t want him for Scientology was: correct.
Don't know about y'all, but I'd totally love to be on the receiving end of a sales pitch by Tom Cruise. That'd be amazing to have some crazy huge action star trying to personally sell you on a concept.
I once had to take a long flight and had forgotten to bring something to read, so I quickly tried to find something at one of the airport bookstores. I saw L Ron Hubbard's "Dianetics" and thought, f-it, why not. It was actually difficult for me to read because I couldn't get into the book. The entire time I was distracted my my inner voice saying over and over, "I can't believe people can fall for this."
This is the video I've been waiting for. This story is even funnier hearing it from Seth hinself. I'll bet Tom Cruise said, "No f*cking way!" like Les Grossman, too.
@@invntiv he peed in a snapple bottle outside of a meeting in a driveway because he didn't want to ask to use the restroom there. That really weird. But we're all weird in our own way
@@MichaelHolmgaard my point is he WAS a good actor... but 1989 is a looooong time ago... what has he done lately? MI, Jack Reacher, Mummy, and a couple sci-fi duds... all action, no acting...
@@jaysiegel4742 He chose to do other types of movies because that's what he likes. That doesn't mean he is no longer a good actor. And I think he showed he can still act great in Collateral and also Tropic Thunder for that matter
As a Hollywood Icon, I love Cruise. Grew up during the Tom Cruise era. Remember Taps and The Outsiders like it was yesterday. Grandma took me to Risky Business and was so embarrassed during those sex scenes as I was around 14 at the time. The list of movie hits, making 2 different Ray-Ban shades the sunglasses everyone was wearing, etc... is phenomenal. He is one of those motivational guys always smiling and in shape as a Mo Fo. And the stunts he does are simply terrifying. Now for his personal life with Scientology and thinking b/c he does not need meds or counseling for his mental health, no one should, are big turn offs. But I do not care about the personal lives of my favorite actors and musicians unless I find they rape and or kill.
I read Dianetics in 1990 and told everyone at the pizza hut I worked at all about it. (They thought I was nuts) (I kinda am) I'm not in and have heard all the horror stories but I'd definitely take 20 minutes to listen to Tom Cruise explain Scientology.
I have a copy of it. I've not read it (it's huge) but I've paged through it. Much of what I noted seemed reasonable and probably even quite helpful. Where it runs into problems is when it becomes the religion of Scientology.
I 100% agree with you. Knowledge is knowledge no matter what it’s about. I find it fascinating to learn another perspective. Doesn’t mean I have to agree just means I have to listen. 😉
Very true, shows their level of intelligence by denying to listen, they don't have firm convictions about themselves thus they fear might be converted. Learning is a journey, we absorb some and discard some.
The best thing I ever heard Seth do was on a soundboard on Stern when they used samples of him and a braud to call a Christian hotline for drug abuse so it wasn't even Seth.
Stream the FULL Stern Show interview on SiriusXM: siriusxm.us/SethRogenHSS
SCIENTISTOLOGY IS FUNDED BY CCP! FORCES WOMEN TO HAVE ABORTIONS 💯
P.s. love Seth! Pineapple express still one of my favorite movies 💖💖💖💖✨✨✨✨
P.s.s. Scientistology cult bashes America's pharmaceutical industry (so they can take over production in China) sly fucks
Actually PAY for howard stern? LMAO
"If they got _Him,_ what chance do _I_ have?!" - that was gold. *Gold!*
😂
He is TRULY hilarious!!!
@@jessiedeemarkgingo6074 No.
I don't really got the joke, but maybe because it was english.
@@Nina-vs1ry likely needs some translation studies for 2nd language person. I barely got it, And I’ve spoke English 59 years
I recall years and years ago, a scientologist was on Howard's show.
Somebody asked the scientologist, "How do you know when you're clear"?
Howard butted in with, "When you have no money left is when you're clear".
Leah Remini
Facts
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Hahahahaha 🤣
Wow hahaha
It's reassuring to learn that Tom Cruise knows that people think he's a freaking nutjob.
And we still love his movies...a freakin' 'mazing
😂🤣 if you are snd you own it… it’s quirky amd charming😉😏
LOL
What he believes in isn't any crazier than any other religion
@@thegamegifter01 I actually read the dienetics handbook and to tell the truth it’s quite similar to the Vedic traditions
If Judd wasn't in the room, Seth would've become a scientologist!
I was in HS with Judd....great guy!!!
@@37Raffaella ya but... u don’t gotta lie to kick it...
@@growmiezhomiez8760 what does that even mean
LOL
Good call! But we know Seth got where he was today the same way Snoop Dog did "puffing and blowing there way to the top"
What makes Seth SO freaking funny is how real and relatable he is.
"Relatable"?! Are you serious or do you smoke the same thing he smokes?
@@frclucit’s 2023 a lot of people smoke what he smokes, doesn’t mean they find him funny anymore
I don't know if I could resist giving Tom Cruise that twenty minutes.
I'd let him talk, but only if he did it wearing his Top Gun Maverick helmet.
@@toastedjoe1013 If he was wearing that jacket I'd already be filling out the scientology application.
@@stuartcrang318
You’re to easy 😂
Oh, I could. I had a friend get involved with Scientology and I was concerned, so I went to a few of their 'events' and was shocked at what I learned. If you don't agree with their belief system/s then you are an outcast and made to be WRONG. They believe you can remember being born and some young nitwit got angry at me because I couldn't remember, while he was supposedly 'guiding me' to get there. Madness.
Seriously?
Hypothesis: If you gave him 20 minutes he’d outline that it’s all a tax shelter for the wealthy.
😂
No fuckin' way!
That is funny Tim. Good one.
That might apply to Judaism and Scientolgy actually
No, not even close. Do you know how much Cruise had to pay over his career to become an OT VIII? He's forked over millions of dollars to his handlers.
“If they got him, what chance do I have?” Haha!
Scientology is really desperate sending Cruise out to recruit Rogen.
Or really smart 🤑😆
Tom Cruise is the co-leader of Scientology at this point. He sent himself.
LOL
Tom runs that shit bro . Him and David are living God's in that cult
They want him to get anybody w money
“The only way you can control people is to lie to them.” L Ron Hubbard, in his own words. Enuf said.
Just because you say something doesn't mean you operate on it. Now Im not saying he didn't 😂
It's a cult
All politicians do that so...
@@trancos7641So it makes it ok?
"Turn that poop into wine."
- L. Ron Hoyabembe
L. Ron...."turn my crap into money".
TURN 🔈THAT🔈 POOP🔈 INTO 🔈WINE 🔈
Planet Earth should've been a Tyler Perry movie
🎼 Steal the girl, drink that poop(wine 💩) 🎶
Battlefield Earth shoulda been a Quentin Tarantino movie
Tom Cruise represents my internal struggle with the "separation of art from the artist".
As long as he supports a murdering cult....it's not really a struggle.
The more you learn about anyone, the more that struggle presents itself.
I agree.
Roman Polanski is the true struggle
Facts.
I get how that if you’re Tom Cruise and have had the kind of Tom Cruise success that he’s had, that you might think your nearly, unprecedented, success might be part of some larger, cosmic soap opera but Tom, the power was inside you the whole time.
Such a great observation and I totally agree. 🌸
well outside hm as well, I'm sure his looks at his prime didn't hurt
Well duh, but Scientology claims knowing how to access that power in you.
Others access that inner power via understanding Jeet Kune Do, or others do meditation, others still by perhaps from faith in a religion.
It's always in us...but how do you access it, activate it, concentrate, direct it etc
:)
@@vivianamuntean146 I think it was more sarcastic rather than ''sweet''
On the other hand Tom Cruise WAS actually pretty funny in Tropic Thunder, so...
Nearly stole the whole movie with about 10 min. screen time. Maybe less.
I want big hands
and I wanna dance.
I can re-watch those clips 1000 times! He killed it!
Tom doesn't write his own lines you fool
Tom Cruise probably has a well rehearsed conversion pitch that he uses on every celebrity that he meets with. It’s probably pretty cinematic
Probably plays mission impossible music while he pitches it
Lmao this reminds me of a Conan episode I saw forever ago, Russell brands worry that Tom cruise specifically didn’t want him for Scientology was: correct.
Thank goodness Judd was there to stop him. We almost lost Seth 🤣👍
🤟😂🤣🤣🤣
No great loss
Tom Cruise truly believing he cost pharmaceuticals lots of money 😂
Good point. There are very few Scientologists, and few think Cruise is a medical advisor.
Do you know what the word "pharmaceuticals" mean?
Carlos do you possess an American passport?
@@Make-Asylums-Great-Again Why don't you ask a cogent question?
@@carlosoliveira-rc2xt in this context, pharmaceuticals = pharmaceutical industry, not individual pills or whatever you're thinking they meant
I would love for Tom Cruise to give me his 20 minute pitch so I could just laugh hysterically at him once he finished.
🤣🤣🤣
I think he’ll have you under his control in 5
@@SupportTheLittleGuy doubt it
@@dreadpirate.roberts FACTS BECAUSE NOT ALL OF US ARE FOLLOWERS
Now isn’t that disrespectful
Seth always sounds congested 😂
Smoking dope all the time will do that r
I think that'a anti-Semitic.
@@stunod1479 no it’s not, stop
He prob smokes a ton of weed everyday
Ikr XD
There is something to be said; about questioning Pharma; the problem is, Scientology replaces one evil with another evil.
Exactly this
Yes thank you
Yep
Of all Religions and cults, out there, only Buddhism does actually seem to make sense.
@@emyserozzi8088 except in Myanmar .
The best part about this specifically concerning Tom Cruise, is that he offered to pitch his cult, when they declined, he moved on.
Seth Rogan doesn’t have a laugh.
A laugh has a Seth Rogan.
With the amount of air Seth inhales it’ll be difficult for the person sitting next to him breathe😂
Seth likes his jokes more than most.
Behold. The power of THC.
What jokes, exactly?
LMAOO Seth is incredible for telling this story 😭
For some reason this got me thinking how fun it could have been if Sacha Baron Cohen had hung out with Tom Cruise. :)
That would've been f*cking amazing
Also as Ali G maybe
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I want to know if I could resist Scientology for 20 minutes :) Why doesn't Tom Cruise just put it on social media?
Because it’s bullshit
Because at this point it's kind of an exclusive invite
either BS or very non-PC
@@busterbloodvessel4147 please they’ll take anyone with money
@@mrrobot8973 exactly
I love that Seth isn't afraid to tell the story....
It's hard to listen to Seth Rogan talk in this capacity because all I can picture is his blue jello character in monsters versus aliens! That laugh!!
Gotta be honest; I was expecting a much better story
Don't know about y'all, but I'd totally love to be on the receiving end of a sales pitch by Tom Cruise. That'd be amazing to have some crazy huge action star trying to personally sell you on a concept.
I'm a christian and I would listen to him! and no I'm not a hard core bible thumper!. shit, I don't even go to church.
@@Mr.Potato420 you're not a hardcore Bible thumper, so why even call yourself a Christian?
Lol, no it wouldn't)
@@yevgeniyaleshchenko849 yea, I think it would be.
Easy to get into a cult, all you need is money.
That’s exactly what I said when I saw Going Clear: No Fuckin Way
Seth is always laughing while talking.
He is either very happy
or very good at his craft.
Weed gummies
High 24/7 helps does that with you
Lots of weed.
He thinks everything he says is hilarious.
I would comment on this video about Tom Cruise, but the last time I did, a black van was parked outside my house for a week.
I like Tom's movies, but Tom Cruise is insane.
Why? Because he does not believe in drugging our kids?
Everyone is insane, they just think they're not.
@@michaelelliott1212 - Some people are sane. Most just believe they are not.
That's why he can do the crazy stunts he does. It takes absolutely bonkers to do bonkers shit
What Tim Cruise was going to say before they cut him off: Help Me. Please.
i would have said absolutely yes. There is no way Tom Cruise could convert me, but I would have such a great insight to Tom Cruise.
I wouldnt be so sure of yourself.
Seth Rogen's delightful disposition is why everyone should consider consuming gummies.
Cruise was a riot in Tropic Thunder, he definitely should do more comedy.
Seth and Tom should be besties! I mean Both have so much in common!
Seth listens to Tom talk about Scientology and then Seth says “Tom, Where did you get the weed you are smoking? I really need some of that shit!
Seth Rogen is just absolutely hilarious. I can listen to him for hours and not stop laughing.
@@bubsmp What's the question? Is it hard to comprehend that everyone has different tastes and opinions?
I once had to take a long flight and had forgotten to bring something to read, so I quickly tried to find something at one of the airport bookstores. I saw L Ron Hubbard's "Dianetics" and thought, f-it, why not. It was actually difficult for me to read because I couldn't get into the book. The entire time I was distracted my my inner voice saying over and over, "I can't believe people can fall for this."
Twenty bucks Seth Rogen was stoned to the bejesus belt during this interview
Tom is so famous that famous people are his fans
It is very sad I only respect him because he does his own stunts but to get me to believe in xeno? Most of us are too smart for that.
Love Seth Rogen I truly believe what you see is what you get
Follow him on Twitter. He's a complete d-bag.
This is the video I've been waiting for.
This story is even funnier hearing it from Seth hinself.
I'll bet Tom Cruise said, "No f*cking way!" like Les Grossman, too.
“Give me 20 mins or I WILL F*** YOU UP!!!”
Seth Rogan always has a funky story about a famous person lol
It’s Seth Rogen.
Seth Rogan makes Tom Cruise seem normal
Because he is normal
@@invntiv no
Who’s Seth Rogan?
@@invntiv he peed in a snapple bottle outside of a meeting in a driveway because he didn't want to ask to use the restroom there. That really weird.
But we're all weird in our own way
@@cedricgant8535 the king of all Jews of course!
I'm just waiting on Seth to say "Marty, the appropriate question is "when the hell are we?"
“If you just gave me 20 minutes.”
Tom, if I gave Prince 20 minutes I’d be a Jehovah Witness.
20 minutes the sales pitch of every preacher.
Seth is even hilarious in interviews! Seth is a natural comedian!
The real comedy is Cruise himself!
Cruise is a legend!
@@DaddySturgill no, he is a cultist
'Hey Tom, tell me all about Xenu.'
Lmao at Judd saying “nah we’re good.”
Jesus Christ it’s exhausting listening to Seth Rogen talk, the constant hyperventilating, laughing, snorting it’s just too much
The last two minutes of this interview are the some of the funniest I've heard in months!
‘Dodged that bullet’.....Seth is the man...hilarious
Seth is so well articulated with his story telling.
Agreed, for a cookie monster
Howard Stern is a very good Interviewer.
Scientology is nuts to me but Tom is great actor
he used to be an OK actor... now he's only a great stuntman...
@@jaysiegel4742 Tom Cruise is an amazing actor. "Born on the 4th of July" is one of the best acting performances of all time
@@jaysiegel4742 He's an excellent actor. One of the best working today
@@MichaelHolmgaard my point is he WAS a good actor... but 1989 is a looooong time ago... what has he done lately? MI, Jack Reacher, Mummy, and a couple sci-fi duds... all action, no acting...
@@jaysiegel4742 He chose to do other types of movies because that's what he likes. That doesn't mean he is no longer a good actor. And I think he showed he can still act great in Collateral and also Tropic Thunder for that matter
If I could meet one non musician celebrity, Seth Rogan would definitely be up there. He seems so genuinely funny and awesome
He used to, but the older he gets the more irritating his laugh is getting…
Just as long as you don't disagree with him
Love Robin's laughter @2:52
Straight up tried to recruit him lol
If anyone probably needed pharmaceuticals more than anyone else to ever exist, it's Tom cruise
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@@officialtomcruise889 wtf
Man I love this show. Best birthday gift ever!
Happy Birthday - hope you had fun and have a great next year!
As a Hollywood Icon, I love Cruise. Grew up during the Tom Cruise era. Remember Taps and The Outsiders like it was yesterday. Grandma took me to Risky Business and was so embarrassed during those sex scenes as I was around 14 at the time. The list of movie hits, making 2 different Ray-Ban shades the sunglasses everyone was wearing, etc... is phenomenal. He is one of those motivational guys always smiling and in shape as a Mo Fo. And the stunts he does are simply terrifying. Now for his personal life with Scientology and thinking b/c he does not need meds or counseling for his mental health, no one should, are big turn offs. But I do not care about the personal lives of my favorite actors and musicians unless I find they rape and or kill.
So you’re not a Lost Prophets fan?
Totally agree
Ditto
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Seths stoner laugh keeps me from smoking more weed
You smoke weed you're the coolest
@Daniel G Please regale us with your superior intellect.
It has nothing to do with being a stoner. Seth is just derpy.
WTF is derpy?
@Matt T. He sounds so congested all the time.
He right, Tom is the 🐐 ive seen every single movie of his also lol
Just a bit of trivia every movie that Tom Cruise is in, he runs. Just watch.😂
I read Dianetics in 1990 and told everyone at the pizza hut I worked at all about it. (They thought I was nuts) (I kinda am)
I'm not in and have heard all the horror stories but I'd definitely take 20 minutes to listen to Tom Cruise explain Scientology.
I have a copy of it. I've not read it (it's huge) but I've paged through it. Much of what I noted seemed reasonable and probably even quite helpful. Where it runs into problems is when it becomes the religion of Scientology.
The Dianetics film is actually quite interesting
Reported as obvious
Michael Anthony from Van Halen says i look like Seth Rogen!!!
I would have totally said YES! Give me Scientology in 20 minutes, Tom! Absolutely. Why would you not?
I 100% agree with you. Knowledge is knowledge no matter what it’s about. I find it fascinating to learn another perspective. Doesn’t mean I have to agree just means I have to listen. 😉
Very true, shows their level of intelligence by denying to listen, they don't have firm convictions about themselves thus they fear might be converted. Learning is a journey, we absorb some and discard some.
Bless his lil heart. Lil Tommehhh would make a great Hobbit. 😆😂🤣
Tom Cruise’s Les Gorssman is much better than any peak Seth Rogen character created
As if he could fit in a snapple bottle? 😹😹😹😹
It takes a certain broken person to make best action movies after best action movies. I love Tom Cruise's movies
What the hell does one have to do with the other? Dramas, ok…but action movies? WTF?
He is not broken. Broken people whine about their circumstances and do not act.
@@SlavaEremenkothere's lots of ways to be broken
I saw Tom Cruise on Family Guy.
He was hilarious with Stewie!
(little freak).🤣
Tiny Tom Cruise.
Did he look at you and say, "I can levitate!"?
Lol that was hilarious how he said if they got tom cruise what chance does he have lol
Seth brought out some laughs that haven't been seen since before the pandemic!
That's really a generous compliment...
@@yevgeniyaleshchenko849 thank you!
He’s hilarious!
Terrifying and hilarious
Him peeing in a Snapple bottle is exactly what you would imagine he would do.
The real question is: Did Seth wash his hands after the wee & before the introduction hand shake 🤔
hey let Tom cruise do comedy with Kevin heart as a duo 2 mini rice crispy treat’s at each other lol 😂
Seth can't tell a story without laughing
He’s priming the tip jar LOL. It shows a real lack of confidence in his material…but he’s not wrong.
Seth is a really big fan of Seth’s humor.
@@kurtl8425 I have yet to witness Seth Rogen ever be funny.
We will be dead 50 years from now nick
Poor Seth doesn't realize that Tom now owns his soul, lol!
Tom Cruise: "Just give me 20 mins. Let me tell you about this.."
*Seth lights up*
Seth: "Ok, go."
our guest speaker for the next 2 hours......
please welcome....
Mr. Seth Rogen...
😱😱😱😱😱
The best thing I ever heard Seth do was on a soundboard on Stern when they used samples of him and a braud to call a Christian hotline for drug abuse so it wasn't even Seth.
Seth Rogan's loud breathing. 🤣😂
Love both Seth and Tom. His returning his golden globes has me liking him a lot more lately.
Why did he return his golden globes?
LMAOO i woulda been scared to be convinced
So, when Tom Cruise calls you GOT to answer that call brother.
😆😆😆 That's crazy because a lot of us would have been stuck too 😆😆😆
Wait, there are ‘woods’ up above Sunset Blvd?? 🤔 I think he’s probably thinking of Tom’s house in Telluride? Idk, that’s where Tom lived with Katie
He's stoned lol