JEREMY CLARKSON'S FUNNIEST MOMENTS #5

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  • Опубліковано 19 жов 2024

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  • @dave131
    @dave131 4 роки тому +627

    3 old men with the minds of 16 year olds doing crazy shit is so much fun to watch.

    • @Thawhid
      @Thawhid 4 роки тому +1

      Na they are mature and grown up shut up its their personality

    • @maconaccount2533
      @maconaccount2533 4 роки тому +21

      Thaw who shit in your cereal this morning?

    • @Thawhid
      @Thawhid 4 роки тому +1

      @@maconaccount2533 I was only messing dw. But I need some cereal haven't had any in a while

    • @jmariliou
      @jmariliou 4 роки тому +3

      don't care, you'll never be old.Do you think the current sanitized versions are anything but small imitations? The Clarkson band had a spontaneity that the "standardized" to the standards and uniformity demanded on TV never have. No personality on the part of these "less old", only appearance. But that's what too many people like, and this show is dying.

  • @elasmotherium12
    @elasmotherium12 4 роки тому +908

    “Until this government gets rid of every single speed bump, we’re all going to die.”

    • @carlossarria5892
      @carlossarria5892 4 роки тому +19

      this is one of Jeremy Clarkson's many ways of prompting his creed of speed and power lol

    • @zionm5335
      @zionm5335 4 роки тому +5

      But aren't we all going to die with or without bumps?

    • @noping4100
      @noping4100 4 роки тому +15

      He is one of the foremost intellectuals of our time.

    • @elasmotherium12
      @elasmotherium12 4 роки тому +3

      no ping That’s undebatable.

    • @dubious6718
      @dubious6718 4 роки тому +4

      Speed bumps have never saved any lives
      We didn't have any speed bumps here and none died, then they installed speed bumps and there has been tons of complaints in the local paper.
      There is more people speeding with speed bumps, cause they have to make up the lost time.

  • @AC85Bears
    @AC85Bears 4 роки тому +166

    1:47 "They'll have their legs cut off."

  • @jindylikessoup
    @jindylikessoup 4 роки тому +1433

    James may beat Gordon Ramsay in a cooking contest, let that sink in.

  • @helloperson6431
    @helloperson6431 4 роки тому +422

    "Shoo, shoo In Welsh"

    • @stevestann595
      @stevestann595 4 роки тому +13

      I almost shit my pants when he said that

    • @viliusliaudinskas3084
      @viliusliaudinskas3084 4 роки тому

      his genius is beyond this galaxy, we do not deserve him

    • @farrington4918
      @farrington4918 4 роки тому

      That’s a Battle of Britain reference, shut up in Polish

  • @hasheeshiann
    @hasheeshiann 4 роки тому +283

    2:31 "I've just had a transgender operation" Lul

    • @The101Point1
      @The101Point1 4 роки тому +3

      😀

    • @hdgrimey
      @hdgrimey 4 роки тому +9

      I dieeddd that was the funniest shit ever

  • @GD-rq2uh
    @GD-rq2uh 4 роки тому +284

    may: “morning”
    hammond: “wot?”
    may: “morning”
    hammond: “yeahh whatever”

    • @mohamedalif1333
      @mohamedalif1333 4 роки тому

      Im waiting for this comment 😂

    • @Thawhid
      @Thawhid 4 роки тому

      😂 😂 😂

    • @LilGRaven
      @LilGRaven 3 роки тому

      CLARKSON... hes sick!
      haha

  • @fraxomfire6657
    @fraxomfire6657 4 роки тому +52

    I love how he said he has no brakes and CANT stop and the other dude is like.. BUT YOU HIT OUR CARR lmfao

  • @HelloThereUniverse
    @HelloThereUniverse 4 роки тому +29

    "they'll have their legs cut off". What a straightforward answer. 😂

  • @tea_and_crumpets6919
    @tea_and_crumpets6919 4 роки тому +213

    Jezza: „I've just had a transgender operation” :D

    • @michaelheeheejackson7255
      @michaelheeheejackson7255 4 роки тому +1

      Ok

    • @WurstHans666
      @WurstHans666 4 роки тому +21

      ​@@michaelheeheejackson7255 Are your preferred pronouns he/hee ?

    • @GarrettRSV4
      @GarrettRSV4 4 роки тому +7

      gonna start saying that when I get in cold water from now on xD had me dying laughing so hard

  • @firstescobar6863
    @firstescobar6863 4 роки тому +37

    "Clarkson is in charge (god help us) of the body work and interior."

  • @michaelrodriguez3327
    @michaelrodriguez3327 4 роки тому +17

    “ Clarkson is in charge of God help us the bodywork and interior “

  • @svxlsa
    @svxlsa 4 роки тому +31

    Me: Jeremey, who’s your best friend?
    Jeremy: 🔨

  • @aaronwilson3916
    @aaronwilson3916 4 роки тому +66

    Something goes missing in James's or Hammond's car
    CLAAAAARRRRRKSONNNN!!

  • @Br0nzeBar0n
    @Br0nzeBar0n 4 роки тому +71

    "trust in meeeeee" - Jeremy Clarkson PhD

  • @luuko656
    @luuko656 4 роки тому +15

    Richard Hammond driving over his own roof is just too funny...
    "Oh no...Hes just not that sick...."""..

  • @fishfinners505
    @fishfinners505 4 роки тому +5

    Clarkson is a Legend

  • @busystudying6711
    @busystudying6711 4 роки тому +28

    You should make a shirt that says “sometimes I think my genius... it generates gravity” from the Africa special

    • @slsamg8223
      @slsamg8223 4 роки тому

      Or: If you listen very carefull you can hear my magnificence

  • @firstescobar6863
    @firstescobar6863 4 роки тому +15

    "Oh god what happens if I go over a speed bump?!"
    (Goes over bump)
    "I DON'T LIKE THIS!"

  • @EMTBR
    @EMTBR 4 роки тому +4

    "Good morning~"
    "What?"
    "Good morning~"
    *"Yeah whatever..."*
    🤣🤣🤣

  • @Will_b83
    @Will_b83 4 роки тому +37

    never again will there be another show like this one, I had hoped that the grand tour would fill that role when everything happened, but it soon became apparent that the old show was amazing not just because of the boys, but also due to the writers, I'm still a fan of the grand tour, but nothing else will ever come close to being as entertaining as the real top gear.

    • @panhandle_
      @panhandle_ 3 роки тому

      I mean they do have the same staff

    • @Will_b83
      @Will_b83 3 роки тому

      @@panhandle_ they do not have the same producers or writers.

    • @panhandle_
      @panhandle_ 3 роки тому

      @@Will_b83 they rehired all the old top gear crew members with higher pay

    • @Will_b83
      @Will_b83 3 роки тому

      @@panhandle_ with the exception of the main writer/producer that Jeremy completely revamped the show with. They were and I imagine still are close friends. But unfortunately he stayed with the BBC.

    • @panhandle_
      @panhandle_ 3 роки тому

      @@Will_b83 You mean Andy Wilman..?

  • @zekee1848
    @zekee1848 4 роки тому +5

    First time I heard Hammond yell clarkson lol

  • @theodrht
    @theodrht 4 роки тому +8

    "hes kicked the patient" 3:27🤣

  • @lulubell9711
    @lulubell9711 4 роки тому

    "Morning... What? Morning... Ya what ever". I love may.. He is cute. Ahhaha

  • @cyclistcritique
    @cyclistcritique 4 роки тому +5

    2:30
    That killed me lmao

  •  4 роки тому +5

    0:57 *CLARKSOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOON!!!*

  • @kathyabelson4964
    @kathyabelson4964 4 роки тому +6

    Feast upon my magnificent

  • @sunnydtgm5414
    @sunnydtgm5414 4 роки тому +2

    Has anyone had the chance to say 'feast on my magnificence!' When it's deserved? It's a very cathartic experience

  • @yung_andre
    @yung_andre 4 роки тому +2

    "They'll have their legs cut off*😂😂😂😂😂

  • @jackmcdonald8355
    @jackmcdonald8355 4 роки тому +3

    The part where Hammond drives over his roof is one of the best moments in the history of these 3 as presenters

    • @MultiPinguinu
      @MultiPinguinu 4 роки тому +1

      Do you have any idea what episode is that? I would like to know

    • @jackmcdonald8355
      @jackmcdonald8355 4 роки тому

      @@MultiPinguinu
      I'm not 100% sure, but I think it's the one where Clarkson has an Alpha GTV6 and it's his birthday. I could be super wrong

  • @MacStoker
    @MacStoker 4 роки тому +11

    1:36 the shoe and the spike are both from the roman empire era lol

    • @PeptoBismarck244
      @PeptoBismarck244 4 роки тому

      Clarkson isn't wearing Caligae. Those are just normal shoes.

    • @MacStoker
      @MacStoker 4 роки тому

      @@PeptoBismarck244 really? And that's not a Roman chariot?
      NO flies on you Sherlock

    • @PeptoBismarck244
      @PeptoBismarck244 4 роки тому

      @@MacStoker you said the shoe was Roman. I simply corrected you. Unless I'm getting whooshed, which I think I am.

  • @nils9949
    @nils9949 3 роки тому

    "Shoo, shoo in Welsh" - JC to a sweet border collie

  • @22ahmadnurkholis73
    @22ahmadnurkholis73 3 роки тому

    Gonna miss this

  • @streetboyz1096
    @streetboyz1096 4 роки тому +1

    Here before 1 mill views currently 999k

  • @brunoballico5990
    @brunoballico5990 3 роки тому +1

    Hammond screaming CLARKSON it's almost funnier than when james does it

  • @AhmadullahTanha
    @AhmadullahTanha 3 роки тому

    The beginning.. Jeremy was like my appliances arrived..

  • @jxrepublic2630
    @jxrepublic2630 4 роки тому +8

    Can't wait for the new gt special

  • @JustMartha07
    @JustMartha07 4 роки тому +2

    2:30 this is my fav XD

  • @MohammedIbrahim_1608
    @MohammedIbrahim_1608 4 роки тому +5

    "Shoo, shoo in welsh"

  • @BrianLTU
    @BrianLTU 4 роки тому

    Everyones gangsta till clarkson takes his hammer in work.

  • @LilGRaven
    @LilGRaven 3 роки тому

    Clarkson.... HES SICK!
    hahahha

  • @Kolket1389
    @Kolket1389 4 роки тому +8

    "FEAST UPON MY MAGNIFICENCE"

  • @slaven2406
    @slaven2406 4 роки тому +4

    I died on the first scene

    • @FunnyTvUK
      @FunnyTvUK  4 роки тому +5

      We try and aim not to kill our viewers...

  • @itamarbushari88
    @itamarbushari88 4 роки тому +1

    What A MAN👌🏻👌🏻👌🏻

  • @gangsterpig8231
    @gangsterpig8231 4 роки тому +1

    These videos are so funny

  • @GregsMowing
    @GregsMowing 4 роки тому +2

    making it up to make a point 🤣

  • @momowangle4781
    @momowangle4781 3 роки тому

    "shoo! Shoo in Welsh!"
    Laugh off my chair!

  • @bradlashinski3224
    @bradlashinski3224 4 роки тому +2

    “HOLY SHIT” “What?” “I’ve just had a transgender operation!” Had me in tears

  • @DS-uj3bt
    @DS-uj3bt 4 роки тому +3

    I wish those 3 would be made 20years younger so they can continue making these gold mines

  • @datgamerwolf5539
    @datgamerwolf5539 4 роки тому

    lmao i love Clarkson

  • @vpanday1977
    @vpanday1977 4 роки тому

    Mister Clarkson is of course a funny man even if he didnote wish it he was born with a funny face and body she heis a natural comedian never mind of his words. Remember Iam from South Africa so he doesn’t live here we can only see him in the movies he makes but ones when I pushed a plane ride into England I seen him walking the dog. A great man for sure and we wish him all the best.

  • @stevemcvay2220
    @stevemcvay2220 4 роки тому +1

    I actually really agree with the speed humps killing people theory!!! Clarkson truly is an amazing genius of our time and needs to be taken more seriously! 💯 #fact!!!! Clarkson for dictator of the world!!!

  • @chrissyb9102
    @chrissyb9102 4 роки тому +1

    Morning wat morning yh wateva hahaha

  • @anttitaipale9504
    @anttitaipale9504 4 роки тому

    Add this to the playlist

  • @david_1630
    @david_1630 3 роки тому

    1:49 what happens if u pull up to a curb and theres women and children
    Clarkson: they'll have thier legs cut off 😂😂😂😂

  • @thatoneguy8590
    @thatoneguy8590 4 роки тому +2

    Mr. Clarkson...

  • @hollypiper5817
    @hollypiper5817 4 роки тому

    freaking love these. fully stopped an episode 🙂

  • @djzyx
    @djzyx 4 роки тому +1

    Lol I agree with the speed bumps

  • @BadboyGaren
    @BadboyGaren 3 роки тому

    Shoo in welsh 😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @chielbastiaansen8758
    @chielbastiaansen8758 4 роки тому

    The fact that you made a part 5 hahaha

    • @FunnyTvUK
      @FunnyTvUK  4 роки тому +1

      I’m sure there’ll be many more to come...

  • @Jimmy12350
    @Jimmy12350 4 роки тому +1

    “ their not amused by being as a break”

  • @ramiabouzahra
    @ramiabouzahra 4 роки тому +1

    "Holy shit! I just had a transgender operation" LMAO

  • @SugmaNatsu
    @SugmaNatsu 3 роки тому

    this compilation can be neatly summed up with the phrase: "feast upon my magnificence"

  • @shoutout.kokain8713
    @shoutout.kokain8713 4 роки тому +1

    0:06 how i look at my brother when he purposely comes to piss me off

  • @Legion-qv9pw
    @Legion-qv9pw 4 роки тому

    Who else here loved when he said the word "Brilliant"?

  • @absoluteprostudios
    @absoluteprostudios 3 роки тому +1

    That thumbnail just says it all...

  • @andycrf9683
    @andycrf9683 4 роки тому

    “Morning”.. yeah whatever 😂

  • @demonlover4110
    @demonlover4110 3 роки тому

    2:41 Clarksons drawing lol 🤣

  •  3 роки тому +1

    "How would you like to be a petrol filler cap?"

  • @benzzodude
    @benzzodude 4 роки тому

    Speed and power solve many things

  • @SNUSNU-lz7dh
    @SNUSNU-lz7dh 4 роки тому

    Stir want some of those Boudicca wheel attachments for my car “ Traffic light jumping Cyclists Beware “ 🚴‍♂️🚦

  • @Wachtel0889
    @Wachtel0889 4 роки тому +1

    1:29 never gets old

  • @Goat4459
    @Goat4459 4 роки тому +1

    1.20 well hammond now you have a teatopp

  • @GruigiTheFirst5008
    @GruigiTheFirst5008 4 роки тому +5

    Do Hammond next

  • @MikeSmith-nv7sx
    @MikeSmith-nv7sx 3 роки тому

    Shoo in Welsh 😂😂😂

  • @tedytedy9236
    @tedytedy9236 4 роки тому

    speed and power!!!!

  • @Agboshh
    @Agboshh 4 роки тому +1

    Lmfao where the bone car clips from? Grand tour?

  • @Cliff00936
    @Cliff00936 4 роки тому +5

    " making it up to make a point "
    Sounds like American politics to me.

  • @elijahbrasher7933
    @elijahbrasher7933 4 роки тому

    "How would you like to be a petrol filler cap" *quickdraws drill*

  • @JM-ec5fj
    @JM-ec5fj 4 роки тому +1

    POWER

  • @itzdylan_06
    @itzdylan_06 4 роки тому

    Make longer vids pls

  • @jaydengeorge7290
    @jaydengeorge7290 3 роки тому

    "It's all really simple really, I am in charge of the battery and electric motor while Clarkson (God help us) is in charge of of the body and interior."

  • @TheDeanoc69
    @TheDeanoc69 4 роки тому

    Legend

  • @carlaxelhglund8939
    @carlaxelhglund8939 4 роки тому +1

    Where the hell do you find all the episodes? Like old topgear

  • @gullwave1992
    @gullwave1992 4 роки тому +2

    Yes

  • @Meg-pm3uz
    @Meg-pm3uz 4 роки тому

    Shoo in Welsh😂😂😂

  • @bananasstuff3344
    @bananasstuff3344 4 роки тому +8

    How would you like to be a fuel filler cap?

  • @andreiturcan8023
    @andreiturcan8023 4 роки тому

    Shoo in welsh😂

  • @ct-lu8go
    @ct-lu8go 4 роки тому +1

    i'm never this early. my lucky day:)

  • @lukycharmmzlmao8838
    @lukycharmmzlmao8838 4 роки тому +1

    0:42 where is this clip from?

  • @SOU6900
    @SOU6900 4 роки тому

    2:30 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @sfoster.23
    @sfoster.23 4 роки тому

    ‘Shoo in Welsh’

  • @FallOutJosie
    @FallOutJosie 4 роки тому

    "shoo in welsh"

  • @ucy_jvp27n6wsatjmhwasdmg5
    @ucy_jvp27n6wsatjmhwasdmg5 4 роки тому +1

    0:56 i thought it was may

  • @WorivpuqloDMogh
    @WorivpuqloDMogh 4 роки тому

    How would you like to be a petrol filler cap?! LMAO

  • @mulchdiggums6916
    @mulchdiggums6916 4 роки тому

    "Holy shit! Ive just had a transgender operation" 😂😂😂😂

  • @zodiac909
    @zodiac909 4 роки тому

    Not gonna lie that episode with all the bones on the car was nasty.

  • @jamesmay8878
    @jamesmay8878 4 роки тому +1

    Better intro song 🤘

  • @oakleystudies3297
    @oakleystudies3297 4 роки тому

    0:07 Shooo... shooo in Welsh