yepp, chances are if you don’t have the money to pay me than the “exposure” you’re offering is a minuscule amount at best, and “exposure” won’t keep my lights on. try again when you have a down payment
Thats why you got to save your work whenever you do something good, Ive just done a new 30 sec start of a beat and my buddy's like "Oh shit thats lit" *Save* *Save* *Save again* *Save on another file name*
well then you're not smart enough or too ignorant to understand an actual tutorial on how to produce music would not be 4 minutes long, theres far too much to learn. its not uncommon that people pay for music production classes and also the kind of tutorial you're describing would be titled "how to produce music" . This is video is "how to be a music producer" and it is a real tutorial, even though its somewhat intended to be funny, it accurately depicts the stages of growing as an artist.
"It may look intimidating at first, but you'll soon realise the mixing desk is a great place to rest your laptop" This is every single modern day producer I have ever seen.
1) Get a pianist education 2) Buy a MIDI-keyboard or a digital piano with a USB-MIDI-cable 3) You want to make a great deep sound, so you try to learn more instruments... 4) ...unless you just give up and download over9000 Kontakt libraries instead.
*At a party* *You walk on stage* Announcer: "Okay okay listen everybody, we got a new DJ here with us today. Everyone welcome *Nugget with the Sauce* !" 11/6
As a Pro engineer & music producer, I have to say all of this is true, LMAO.. From everyone asking do I know what all the buttons on a SSL & Avid S6 does to can you make me sound like Drake LMAO.. Thanks for sharing guys. Great content.
Step 1: Watch a loooot of yt tutorials about the DAW youre using. Step 2: Watch a loooot of yt tutorials about the genre of song you want to make in that DAW. Step 3: Put a lot of effort and realize that you failed. Step 4: Congratulations youre an true music producer!
first i bought a guitar=, but gave up lol then i bought a computer with fl studio then i bought launchpad i created soundcloud litteraly yesterday i bought a 61 key midi keyboard and now i see this lol XD
I bought two guitars (acoustic and electric) a year ago now a month ago I bought an audio interface and mic and mixing heaphones then I bought a midi keyboard And I use Cakewalk for free (DAW; use it, it's not a hacked version, it's an actual official free program!) And I have snippets of ideas, but that's it!
I worked with an artist named Gucci savage and he was the laziest piece of shit I have ever met. He didn't do anything and complained about the track and would start all over again. Because of this a stopped working with him and now he works at taco bell
Download the vid as an MP3 but it down to where he says it. And eq it a little. That's how I made my prod tag. (I love mine. It's Kyle repeatedly saying SoundCloud)
Damn these How To Be video are really lit fam. It's really commendable how much production value goes into these when the majority of UA-cam is just people filming them playing games.
its so funny that i used to watch this video before i ever knew anything about production and then i happened to stumble into it a few years ago and now its basically my dream
I don't know how many times I've stayed up well into the next morning....only to realize my song needs work; so I end up erasing all of my work to make it better lol
IFHT Films I'm glad that this video was recommended to me. Which means that it was recommended to many others as well. Keep it up, nugget with the sauce!
IFHT Hey, an actual music producer here. You forgot to mention that music producers have to know how to play a piano and understand music theory. Music theory is the most important part of becoming a composer and a producer. And the most important aspect of it all, the audio engineering and the mastering. Two of the most important aspects along with understanding music theory. But I get it, the video is for humour purposes. I find it hilarious that some people think this is what music production is.
One subscriber and a few likes earned...You can't believe, but the words at 0:36 made me quit smoking 6 months ago. Involuntarily helping some people!!!! You're the best
I remember watching this video when I knew nothing about a DAW and I took it seriously back then and Now that I know it all I say this video is hilarious! LMAO 🤣
"Can we just autotune this whole room"
0:53 now thats floor gang
Bruh 1.4k likes but only three replies?
yeah thats happened to me before i swear. the guy just said "turn autotune up all the way" i died of laughter
2:21
You forgot staying up all night producing and waking up the next morning to hear what you have down and realizing it's complete shit
+Noah Scrase already futured in soo many other vids
Noah Scrase man true, its like you listen enough and anything sounds good. The next day, boom, time to trash the whole thing
Noah Scrase just made a hot beat couple of hours ago. Had another listen and it sounds garbage.
Noah Scrase sameeeeee
Noah Scrase sameeeeeee
" we can't pay you with money per say...but we'll pay you with exposure"
The words that every artists loath.
per sé :)
@Annabel Attridge this was entertaining to read thank you
yepp, chances are if you don’t have the money to pay me than the “exposure” you’re offering is a minuscule amount at best, and “exposure” won’t keep my lights on. try again when you have a down payment
nugget with the sauce actually isn't that bad of a producer name.
OrchestralArt what about Sik God
How about Wint3rmint
@@sikgod719 we have sik-k in korea
yeah its unique like my prod name :P
ItsOlly ohhhh my goodness😭
You forgot the part where you spend 5 hours of mixing and fl studio crashes so you have to start all over.
Thats why you got to save your work whenever you do something good, Ive just done a new 30 sec start of a beat and my buddy's like "Oh shit thats lit" *Save* *Save* *Save again* *Save on another file name*
@@killadamgamer just set autosave after half a minute lol noobs
Ctrl + S is now just a reflex movement
@@killadamgamer bro same
Just use Logic which automatically saves no matter when you crash, which will seldom happens if you're using Logic, you never lose a beat.
N-N-N-NUGGET, WITH THE $AUCE.
+Tsuko G. Sick check mark brah
Tsuko G. Haha xD
Tsuko G.
Go here if you want the best music production software online: HootMusic. info
Tsuko G. lmao
I was expecting a real tutorial...
But what I got was way better!
It is....more like an anti-tutorial ;P
well then you're not smart enough or too ignorant to understand an actual tutorial on how to produce music would not be 4 minutes long, theres far too much to learn. its not uncommon that people pay for music production classes and also the kind of tutorial you're describing would be titled "how to produce music" . This is video is "how to be a music producer" and it is a real tutorial, even though its somewhat intended to be funny, it accurately depicts the stages of growing as an artist.
Platinum XYZ ya...
Same
Wym this is a real tutorial
You missed this:
Download cracked version of like a million plugins and never use them
Herman Grove lol me
Nahhh all the plugins i cracked i use lol
Same
me
Yah!!! Have you heard about a term called bandwidth? We usually are really low on that...😂😂😂
"It may look intimidating at first, but you'll soon realise the mixing desk is a great place to rest your laptop"
This is every single modern day producer I have ever seen.
Step 1 - Have FL Studio.
Step 2 - ???
Step 3 - Profit.
Or GarageBand
Helio Ableton!
FL studio for life!
Step 2 is add 3 more Soundgoodizers lol
@@martinrages omnisphere
Only thing you missed is constant facebook updates saying 'in the studio' while making music with a laptop & headphones
Lmao
Here is the best music production software online: hootsong.blogspot.com
Rohan Manjdadria they're called earpods not earphones
TtopMusic I only do that on insta
Go here if you want the best music production software on the internet: HootMusic. info
1) Get a pianist education
2) Buy a MIDI-keyboard or a digital piano with a USB-MIDI-cable
3) You want to make a great deep sound, so you try to learn more instruments...
4) ...unless you just give up and download over9000 Kontakt libraries instead.
Pretty much lol
Xaero188 nope nope nope, sylenth1 and fl studio is the answer to it all
Serum and fl studio is the answer to it all
Serum and FL Studio is the anwser to it all
Rohan Manjdadria legit alchemy is a fire plugin that's stock on logic, so alchemy and serum for the win.
*"Remember the more keys the better the producer"* lmfaoo
"Yo homie, you know what all those buttons do?"
".....yes"
"....word, word"
*At a party*
*You walk on stage*
Announcer: "Okay okay listen everybody, we got a new DJ here with us today. Everyone welcome *Nugget with the Sauce* !"
11/6
ScrottyMcBigMac not everyone shares the same opinion as you which is why DJs are able to exist in the industry
STEP 14 IS TOO REAL!
+FrankJavCee Franky Boy I love you man
+FrankJavCee was almost expecting to see you here #basedFrank
+FrankJavCee :D
hey! its frank, jav, and cee!
e x p o s u r e
it is true
It had to start with "Pirate a copy of fl studio because ur cheap"
+bryan81 no it isn,t. it is much cheaper than DAW like Logic, Cubase and other
logics like $200 if that, i dunno conversion rates rn
Cheap AF Bro!!
fl studio can be expensive (depending on who you ask and what level you buy at). I spent about $1200 for the complete package.
John Doe free GarageBand on the iPad my nigga😂😂🙏🏾🙏🏾
As a Pro engineer & music producer, I have to say all of this is true, LMAO.. From everyone asking do I know what all the buttons on a SSL & Avid S6 does to can you make me sound like Drake LMAO.. Thanks for sharing guys. Great content.
Archie Beatz can you give some tips with music making ? I'd like to make some musics for animations and things like that
Can you make me sound like Drake?
All you need is a iphone, download the GarageBand iOS version
But do you really know what all the buttons do?
True.
*Gets 10 views on UA-cam*
.
"I'm famous"
@@jackminor5134 Hope you can keep up with the fame...It's hard being famous
I am there rn
@@blearbenin wot?
Literally me xD
I dont get even that🤣
I have watched this first day it came up and now am a music producer
ADD. MORE. SAUSAGE FATTENER.
k *Rip Ears*
SOUND GOOD,BROOO
Add 420 sausage fatteners
DJ vod van cran
add some reverb, you know you know, just add some reverb. oh yeah and delay too
ZAKUMI don't also forget to add a EQ to every sound even it doesn't need one
Ping pong
more reverb
Radwan Ibrahim aces to aces
Niky Parvanov stack the layeeeeers
thanks helped me alot! bought a midi keyboard with 500 keys now Im producing all the hits.
sarcasm thingi sure really is a fool the more keys the better the producer how bout drawing chords in daw??/ less keys would surely be 0
LAS bro you got an instagram
maximum keys I've ever witnessed is 360
Manu Kumar well its a good thing he was joking then isnt it
1:19 is fire! 🔥🔥🔥
Step 1: Watch a loooot of yt tutorials about the DAW youre using.
Step 2: Watch a loooot of yt tutorials about the genre of song you want to make in that DAW.
Step 3: Put a lot of effort and realize that you failed.
Step 4: Congratulations youre an true music producer!
You missed the most important one : ask every producer you know for a collab
Collab bro ?
+Thib92 yessss
Ah shit Thib92! I love your stuff dog we gotta collab for real dawg that shit would be lit!!!
true! Collab Bro?
Collab bro?
I try avoiding that xF
Try side-chaining the eggs for even more protein.
+The Hoax Hotel lmao
"Can we just autotune this entire room?" LOL.
But it's really "How to become a skeleton."
😂😂
at first i thought this was some joke i didn’t get, but then i waited till the end of the video 😂
Lol
You missed that all producers are depressed
APOLLO lol
Wow u understand that,haha i thought i was the only one think this
But....u can get a side job doin.....thats a great idea ...im genius
Exactly
Yikes I mean I can relate *laughs nervously*
this is really really funny well done x
Mossganggang
You missed Ghost Producer !
+Alexandre Bisson We had a hilarious step for it, but we cut it cause we already had a ghost producer in How to be a DJ hahah
Cop : Im arresting you
DJ : No I dropped my vape!
first i bought a guitar=, but gave up lol
then i bought a computer with fl studio
then i bought launchpad
i created soundcloud
litteraly yesterday i bought a 61 key midi keyboard
and now i see this lol XD
sammmmmmmeeeeeeeee
Same hahah
I bought two guitars (acoustic and electric) a year ago
now a month ago I bought an audio interface and mic and mixing heaphones
then I bought a midi keyboard
And I use Cakewalk for free (DAW; use it, it's not a hacked version, it's an actual official free program!)
And I have snippets of ideas, but that's it!
Lmfaooo
Meeee lmao. Now I spent over 1200€ on gear 😂
Nugget with the *S A U C E*
I worked with an artist named Gucci savage and he was the laziest piece of shit I have ever met. He didn't do anything and complained about the track and would start all over again. Because of this a stopped working with him and now he works at taco bell
GoneFlying what your Insta so I can hit you up
Lmao I found that dude on soundcloud he has like 1M bought plays lmao
@@kenyangardner3359 how much would that cost lmao
lmao I looked him up on SoundCloud and he's ass
We need a nugget with the sauce sample download.
Download the vid as an MP3 but it down to where he says it. And eq it a little. That's how I made my prod tag. (I love mine. It's Kyle repeatedly saying SoundCloud)
3:56 homie couldn't find his pocket
cutthroat ik that bugged tf outta me for some reason😂😂😂
His jacket was probably itchy lol
2:54, that Future joke made me spit my coffee all over my screen.
can i pay for FL Studio with *exposure?*
Step 20: complain that ur better than everyone else and deserve more attention than what you get
Damn these How To Be video are really lit fam. It's really commendable how much production value goes into these when the majority of UA-cam is just people filming them playing games.
4:38 what we miss?
More sausage fattener
Also reverb on the sub
OTT
OTT
Make it louder! MAXIMIZER!
Thanks for the motivation. I wasn't sure if I could do it, but I might try it eventually.
3:12 omfg it's DJ Vod Van Cran!!! And also you should make 'busy making guacamole' an actual song
This video lowkey gives me motivation... Funny asl btw
That future diss tho
Overused and its dumb
Oh Man! I lost it on the peanut butter scene!!
I’m a producer and I can verify this 100%
its so funny that i used to watch this video before i ever knew anything about production and then i happened to stumble into it a few years ago and now its basically my dream
lmao love this.
SickickMusic Oh cool you love it? I love your music so much btw!!
Love You
SickickMusic 💓💓💓💓 ur 🎶
Ayye my man
How to be a skateboarder? Anyone?
+Ben Battista Would love to make that one.
+IFHT would love to see it!
+IFHT do it! just do it!
only problem is that it actually takes talent to film anything good, so they'd have to find people and what not
YEEEESS
YESSSSSSSSS YOU GUYS ARE HITTING IT UP! KEEP THE VIDEOS COMING!!!!!!
ALSO. MORE BIKES BRO
"can you make me sound like FUTURE?"
*literally sounds like FUTURE*
“We can pay you with exposure”
-Every ChoosingBeggar.
use difficult words no-one understands
ADD SOME SOUNDGOODIZER ON A MASTER CHANNEL!!!!
Vlad Mak soundgoodizer > Sausage Fattener
Good Idea..Bro... Izotope - Ozone is also a good option
I don't know how many times I've stayed up well into the next morning....only to realize my song needs work; so I end up erasing all of my work to make it better lol
Exactly the same man
oh god the 'exposure' stuff happens in music too. dealt with that a lot when drawing.
I appreciate your afford for this vid. This #step pics, the voiceover, all the locations. Very cool!!
Step 17 is 100% true for me
This is cus you dont watch any video lessons. This is your problem , you dont want to learn anything. (sry if late)
(Nearly) Everyone starts with stacking 3 Snares and a kick together in a little pattern...
this video deserves more views
Another great video! Why aren't you at the top of the YT charts?
+Not Debby We need more reaction and gameplay vids
+IFHT Or perhaps more titles such as "13 THINGS ALL PRODUCERS CAN RELATE TO!"
+IFHT you need more clickbait
+IFHT damn that was a hard truthful blow
IFHT Films
I'm glad that this video was recommended to me. Which means that it was recommended to many others as well.
Keep it up, nugget with the sauce!
this thing is real!! your GOOD men! nice humor, many of us think this way
This hits way to close to home! Love it!
Hilarious! Keep it up IFHT! :)
You forgot: Cracking a shit ton of software
word
SQUADDD!!! Behind the scenes: ua-cam.com/video/ZXnZqRTGgWw/v-deo.html
+IFHT cool video guys!
IFHT Hey, an actual music producer here. You forgot to mention that music producers have to know how to play a piano and understand music theory. Music theory is the most important part of becoming a composer and a producer. And the most important aspect of it all, the audio engineering and the mastering. Two of the most important aspects along with understanding music theory.
But I get it, the video is for humour purposes. I find it hilarious that some people think this is what music production is.
Ex-Muslim Libertarian Atheist just take a look at Mike will made it
MrKelmeister what about him?
IFHT Films I
Superb Work, many thanks for featuring 💚 😄
I feel like I'm going to be quoting this video for a really long time haha
You missed all the cracked plugins and samples
Niiico Music and only use presets and samples everyone knows
i cant even find a good crack for nexus or even sylenth1.
pirate the entire program
How to be a youtuber
You're awesome
i would give you about 1 milion subs...
+Tomas Guci I'd take about 1 million
+Dr X Mmmmm!!!
+Dr X how it fit
+IFHT well played
Toma Guci aND I WOULD GIVE 1 MILLION SUBS AND I WOULD GIVE 1 MILLION MORE
I was expecting an actual tutorial,
But this was way better!!🤣😂🤣😂😂🤣🤣😂
This is a huge video, well done bro!
make snapchat videos of your KRK playing a "drop"
HAHAHA bro i died when i read this
Why is this me
NUGGET WITH THE SAUCE
$auce*
nugget with the sauce
We are the rare people that read descriptions
Absolutely clever and witty, and you actually DO learn...
0:40
If you guys are wondering what that keyboard is, it is a Novation Launchkey Mini.
please do a how to be a BMXer
YES PLEASE :D
hi. bki2iio9990999999999oi88999
yes!
idk
Watched this like a hundred times and it's still in my recommended wtf?!😅😑
I was looking for real help and this just killed me 😂
this is what its been for years now, you hit the mark
Playing the mix in car is soo relatable.
Best thing I have watched till date......
How to be a youtube star/ how to be a vlogger lol
Gotta do how to be a UA-camr!
One subscriber and a few likes earned...You can't believe, but the words at 0:36 made me quit smoking 6 months ago. Involuntarily helping some people!!!! You're the best
Loved the video there were some things missing bt u guys did it in a humourous qay i liked it 🤟
3:29 the mans hairline
N n n n n n n n n n Bat man
Yes hes going bald... a nightmare most men will face in their lifetime
hes forehead is larger than my ego
hAHa hAiRLiNe jOkEs
my doggy watched your video and now he downloaded FL studio
My doggy watched ur comment and now he is American DJ
And here I am, having the thought that this is a actual tutorial. Im suffering.
oh but it is
This is the coolest video ever!
You mised going to the sketchy website and downloading abelton 9 suite full crack with patch working download
you forgot to overuse the compressor by 18 db
I'm on step 3 any more advice the advice has been great
it's funny how they go through 4 different DAWS. Logic, ableton, fl 12 and pro tools
I remember watching this video when I knew nothing about a DAW and I took it seriously back then and Now that I know it all I say this video is hilarious! LMAO 🤣
Wait... where's my vape? 🤣🤣🤣