I’m getting such horrible flashbacks from when I was an office aide (I live in the south and the secretary had a very thick accent with this exact tone 😭)
This is like any doctors appointment I ever have. Fill out 40 forms in a poorly built out profile on the one computer that it actually for for only to then do that same packet when I get there.
Yeah I'd pull my kid immediately if i had to deal with this lol. I have to ASK to take MY kid to the doctor? No thanks. I have no issue giving a heads up but I'm certainly not going to be lectured or jump through hoops. If my kid missing a half day is going to impact their learning that much, then clearly the school has bigger issues that need to be addressed and we should find a better school. No wonder so many people are starting to homeschool. I see the appeal.
As a teacher, I agree. Many are absolutely on power trips. They are usually harder on us! And the passive agreesiveness makes my head throb. It’s maddening. We hate the apps too. Just have them sign a paper, and show ID/do your job double check it in the system (takes 2 minutes on the computer-to make sure they have permission to take said kid for safety reasons), then call the kid to go with their parents. It isn’t rocket science and our high school office assistants learn how to do it faster in a day than they do in a semester. (They aren’t allowed to, but they could tell you the process).
Geeze my mom had to pull me out of school once a month for doctor appointments because I have/had a chronic health problem.I just told the teacher when I needed to meet her out front and they let me go. Of course they also knew I had health issues.
One time I was told that I wasn’t allowed to pick my son up because she “didn’t feel like going through the process when there was only 3 hours left in the school day” I said “and I don’t feel like calling the police and having you explain why you are refusing to release a child to their parent who has legal custody. So, ma’am, as I previously said his name is … and he’s in … class, I’ll be there in less than 5 minutes. He was waiting in the front office by the time I got there and she never gave me another issue again. That is the one and only time I’ve ever “pulled a Karen” but it was a family emergency and I was not about to miss what could have been my dads final moments because she “didn’t feel it”. Emotions were running high lol
Is any school actually like this? My students parents just message me day of to let me know and I just tell the office lady. Sometimes I don’t even get told they just come and get them. No paper work and no prior notice needed. The only time you have to call the office is if someone besides parents are coming. They won’t send a kid out to anyone but mom or dad without verbal or written consent from parents.
I have a child in a public school and live in SC. I've never experienced any problems with picking up my child or my niece and nephew. Idk what schools y'all are dealing with but a lot of public schools aren't bad 😏
There were a few times one year that my husband would pick our kid up from middle school early. I’d say “the office ladies are a nightmare, right?” He’d reply “don’t know. I just ask when she’s passing between classes, pull up to the curb, she jumps in.” School never called to even say she was absent. BUT then I found out how much those people make in my district and yeah…they definitely act their wage.
@@Velvet-Of-Erion of course you can, but they aren't allowed to just leave. They have to be signed out. It doesn't matter if you tell them you're coming to get them before school or not. At least...not when the school actually pays attention to safety protocols.
“This is a school. You can’t be in here.” I felt in my bones as a public library worker who had to visit the schools from time to time. Till they knew me, they were on HIGH ALERT once I stepped in, lol.
They usually are at my child's school too... unless I bring in an animal. Rabbits, chickens, and the last time (a turkey) always get VIP status really quickly!
My mom has a friend that is a very loud and rowdy single mom, one day she had to take her daughter to an appointment and she was absolutely done with the front desk lady so she went in, kidnapped her own daughter at recess and bolted out the school. The appointment took longer than expected but the school never called or notified her of anything, 3 hours later she went back with her kid and chewed the staff for not noticing her daughter was missing and pulled her out of that school the next semester😂😂
Good, she sounds like a nightmare who can’t follow simple directions. and i love that If you don’t like the way an establishment runs, you don’t have to utilize it. Go ahead and homeschool if you don’t like the rules, oh well
@fridabone If schools want to be open all day and not let students leave, then they need to petition the government to make Healthcare open at night. See how ignorant that sounds?
@@fridaboneuh so I get what you’re saying, but schools are responsible for the lives of children. The fact that her child wasn’t noticed missing for hours is a huge security breach, and shouldn’t be able to happen (particularly in this day and age). They’re lucky she didn’t take it to the school board or the media, both would have a field day with that.
“Loud and rowdy single mom.” Yes, that’s probably me. We “single moms” who are working, going to school, and raising kids don’t have time for school’s bullshit. 🤣 And it isn’t kidnapping if they are the child you have legal custody of. ❤
@@fridabone😂😂😂😂 Yeah because single moms are just sitting around with time to homeschool. We employed citizens are paying the teachers and to keep schools open, and we still are the legal guardians of children.
I used to work in a school office, to all the normal parents out there hustling to do right by your kids, I am so sorry you suffer the consequences of crazy, unregulated, or neglectful parents and strangers. We hated these policies just as much as you did.
I was homeschooled until I was 14. My dad came to get me for an appointment. The lady at the front did this routine to him and it infuriated him. He then told them if they didn''t announce my name over the intercom in the next 20 seconds, he wouldn't bother to bring me or my brother back. He came and got me right before school would end all the time after that. Looking back, I think it was because he wanted to make sure the lady at the front knew who I belonged to. 😂
@@ShianneSanchez-wl1egbro if the kid wasn’t meant to go with someone theyd say it and they have all the parents information they could use to prove it’s their kid
@@TheBasementDwellingLoser To be fair, depending on the age of the kid, there are some younger kids who have a parent that is not allowed custody for valid reasons, but who the kid loves and would 100% go home with if given the chance. So while 99% of the time you're right, it's not a completely stupid rule. But the execution showcased in this video is appalling.
I TELL PEOPLE! look us southerners dont talk slow TEXANS TALK SLOW! freaking heck, we talk a mile a minute for a reason...this slow talk bothers me. xD
@@sharkoftheskies3256are you in the south? One of the hashtags says southern so I would assume this is either currently or how they used to be towards parents up there
@sharkoftheskies3256 It wasn't like this when I was in school, but my little sister is experiencing it now at her high school. She was sick to her stomach and even though my mom wrote a release form, they said she had to wait at least an hour before she could be allowed to go. That poor school has literally become a little prison.
I mean considering the amount of custody disputes around I don’t think they can just assume you can take your child. More than once a child has been kidnapped by an abusive partner (and kids are too scared to protest so go along with it). It’s the world we live in.
my friend was kidnapped by her estranged father & his girlfriend because he used your logic & they didn’t care enough to call the emergency contact (her mom) to see if it was ok. she was returned later on that week of course but still. stuff like that is why they have the audacity to make sure you’re actually the guardian the child is to be sent off with & not some crazy or spiteful person. please think
I work in a school and more than a few times, unauthorized family members have taken their kids out of school. Sometimes it's the kid's parent so they're just like "that's my daddy". Meanwhile, mom has a restraining order on daddy.
My mom only picked me up early from high school once bc of how shitty the office workers were to her. After that I would just walk out the front and not tell anyone I was leaving😂
Literally. I remember it got to the point when my mom would come pick me up for school that they would give her so much f****** s*** like they wouldn't tell her that she couldn't pick me up but they would make it such a pain in the ass just to get me. That she would literally just send me with a note that said Savannah is to leave at this time to go to the office for me to pick her up. And they just be like okay. In what pisses me off more is that they were more okay with that then they were with my Mom calling to say hey I'm coming at blah blah blah to pick up my daughter. Then she would come in to pick me up and they would throw a f****** fit like it was disrupting their whole day but yet I could hand them a piece of paper and they were like yeah that's fine you can just leave whenever the hell you want we don't care. I will genuinely never ever understand school systems ever
@@imtheproblemitsme1989 THIS. Like office workers at schools act like you’re taking so much time out of their day. Even tho all they mostly do is sit around talking or playing games on their phones or computers.
As frustrating as this is, its because of people like my mother who ended up kidnapping us for a like a month. Yes that is possible. She used the excuse of a dentist appointment and our father didnt know until he came a couple hours later to get for that dentist appointment. So be glad theres more protections.
There ARE other precautions though. Not all this paperwork and app bullshit. At my schools, if you weren't on the emergency contact forms or an authorized person who was allowed to check out then you did NOT get that child and the parents were notified. They checked your ID and everything
well let me direct you tonablittle school in missouri who even though i informed them that my ex was at risk to take my child and run they said if hes the father he has every right to take your child out of school.... mind you i put none of his info down as father and had he walked in they would have just handed my child over.... but the principle of said school was also allowed to tske my child into a room withanother full grown male COP and tell my child to take her pants off... while she bawled and asked for me and was told theres only 30 min left were not calling your mother.... best believe i pulled both my kids out of that school the superintendent found no wrong doing and if that cop ever tries me ill go to jail... as soon as some back pay comes in were getting lawyers and sueing the holy fuck out of all of them were tsking their teaching certificates and their immunity and shoving it right up their asses they will rue the day they looked at my child and thought she was a good bully bag becsuse the prinicple was complicit in everything that was done to my girl there.... she was too scared to even tell me so yeah policies are good but only if the people behind them actually care that your kid might get kidnapped...
@@Homemaker-eg2heI’m so sorry that happened to your baby! I’m praying you get her the justice she deserves. Also you might want to think about therapy so it doesn’t go into adulthood with her.❤ Praying for you both!🙏🏻
I'm so lucky...the office staff knows my child just by seeing my face. I walk in, tell them I need him and they call his teacher to send him. If I had to deal with this I'd be "the angry mom"
The way her voice stays elevated with inflection as she condescendingly describes her questions is beyond hilarious 😂 completely brings me back to my school days- office admin
Riiiigggghhhht. 😂😂 We all know we aren't allowed in schools anymore. Smfh. They wouldn't even let me walk my son in on his FIRST day of preschool. It's insane....
Right. If we didn't live across the street from the school in early elementary we'd have had aunts and uncles and their friends picking us up. My mom was the oldest of 8 and most of her siblings were barely out of high school when we were little.
My school had a happy medium. It’s just a call in list and most times they would deadass ask the kid “Is this your family member?” It was a small enough community to where threat levels werent crazy high. People knew each other enough to know if it was deadass a stranger. And we had stranger danger courses. If someone came to pick a kid up that wasnt mom or dad, they’d just call the school before, get their license scanned, and have a guest sticker printed at the front desk before contacting the child out of class.
@@nvfury13 I grew up mid-90s and that was absolutely a thing that could happen at my school. It wasn't until the late 2000s they put in the rule that they needed identification and written documents on who is allowed to pick up the kids. Sometimes my mom picked me up. Sometimes my dad. Sometimes my mom's friend. Sometimes my god parent etc etc.
That brings back memories. Our front desk lady would try to keep my children so they couldn't go to the doctor blaming me for making their appointments during school hours and I should have thought about that. Like im so stupid i didn't try to make after school appointments. So Im a bad parent for taking my child to the doctor and a bad parent for taking my child out of class. No winning ever. Then she'd try the guilt trip saying my child is now going to have much much more homework and that's my fault and telling me they'll never catch up with their classmates. Some people who work in schools can treat parents so disrespectfully and just get away with it
Like there are so many slots available for drs between 330 and 5 and that was before covid now half of them close early and aren't open wed and fri. I will say its far easier to have an early morning apt and bring them in late than try to pull them early.
Not saying, it’s right, but having worked in education, she’s probably always slightly defense from all the kids and parents. It can definitely be hard sometimes ( there can be both disrespect from some parents and from children) not excusing this behavior Just trying to shine some light. At the end of the day yes it sucks but we only have to deal with a few educators while they have to deal with hundreds of parents/ children The only reason I bring this up is because of the teacher shortage that’s been going on in the country semi recently
@@Kay73849the front desk people are NOT teachers and there's no shortage of people to fill their role. they mostly deal with administrative work and they're not even responsible for a group of children like teachers are. Everything that you said applies to teachers, and not these desk workers who always have an attitude
My school wouldn't even let me leave when I was 18, like im a legal adult by federal law you cannot MAKE me stay, my parents had to call and tell them that if they didn't let me go they would charge the school with kidnapping.
@@AllanaRace dude that’s crazy, they forget to lock a lot of the doors at mine so kids will leave out of side doors, and if you leave like your supposed to be leaving they think your called out
@@Cows-are-purplemy parents where furious. They also tried to take our fingerprints for our school IDs without parental permission too, and my parents where PISSED, I called them while waiting in line and they where at the school in literal minutes
once I told the lady at the front desk that if she didn't let me go home I would call the police because I wasn't a minor and it was a crime to hold me against my will. (Some times we got to leave early because of a lack of teachers during my last year of HS and they wanted us to buy the school agenda (diary?) and have them sign there that we were leaving since "you could just rip a page from your notebook but not from your agenda"), then they decided that I could in fact leave with them just writing on my notebook
@@mamorusato221my school had one day a month where seniors could go off campus and during lunch if their parents sign a consent form. Even for the students who were 18, they wouldnt allow them to leave for 30 MINUTES ONCE A MONTH without parental permission bffr
@@squidknee. my country doesn't have the "18 and then 21" duo for full authonomy, so it doesn't really matters what they try to enforce as a school, once you hit 18, the only group who can detain you against your will is the police and the military, but schools try to pull the "you aren't really an adult because you still live with your parents" even if they don't know if you really do still live with your parents. It's funny because they really have no real power but so many people do nothing when they try it that they continue
My batshit insane MIL is from Kentucky and talks/sounds like this. My fiancee and I being no contact with her is a blessing for many reasons, but particularly the sanctity of my eardrums
I love that my kids school knows me and I just barge in the office going “your prayers are answered I’ve come to relieve you of your suffering!” And they know I’m picking her up
Jeez. I had the same issue at an urgent care. I filled out everything online, to get there for my appointment, the secretary treated me like I was an idiot and asked me every question that I’d already filled out online.
It occurs to me that maybe they treat it like customs and immigration where they are actually double checking that you are the person who filled it out as well as confirming identity.
My brother had a doctor like this. My parents said it was wack there but they brought me along for my opinion and it was the worst. There was a secretary there but not sure what her role even was because we didn’t really interact with her. Waited for an hour after our appointment to get a room, then still waited another hour for the doctor to come to the room. No nurses or other staff. And when the doctor did come he asked a million questions about my brother and the procedures he’d gotten (from him) and the medicine (that was also prescribed by him), and I’m just sitting there like thinking “isn’t any of this written in his patient chart on your computer? Is this why it takes you a million years to see everyone?
My mum did do that. I left in 2016 and my sister in 2020 and she literally just said I'm taking my kid and left with us when they tried to start this shit lol.
I am almost a decade older than my younger sister. Meaning I graduated high school, and college for a long while before she ever entered high school. Our mother is legally blind and can’t drive so I had went to her school to pick her up for an appointment whereas I am able to drive, the school almost did not let me take my little sister to her appointment because I was not a parental figure. They ended up agreeing that she would be able to leave with me for her appointment (a very very important one honestly) if it ended up reflecting badly on her school history profile. Needless to say the next day I drove our mom to her school and she never ended up being reprimanded for leaving early
As horrible as this scenario is...I'm getting MAJOR ASMR tingles from the soft speaking, looooong drawl, and seemingly random working with construction paper? Lol
And you would be stopped if at all physically possible and your parents would *probably* be retained, NOT arrested, until your kinship was LEGALLY proven, which would take much longer than the paperwork itself. So, yea 🤷♀️
"gone are the days where one can just *take* a child."
I think that's my favorite phrase
BRUH IF I HEAR THAT IM GONNA TAKE TWENTY KIDS
@@Lucidtundra only twenty? Rookie numbers
@@p4zzag3Fr, I’d take none since kids are sticky and loud
No frrrrr and the dragging 😭😭
My favorite one GoOD fOr YOu😂😂😂
Her way of speech is so condescending that it perfectly fits the office lady tone 😭
Our office ladies are nice. I like em.
She also talks differently on purpose for her skits.
I’m getting such horrible flashbacks from when I was an office aide (I live in the south and the secretary had a very thick accent with this exact tone 😭)
EXACTLY 😂😂😂😢
Why are they like this? Like even if I had that job, I doubt I'd behave in that way. 😂
“That’s on Zootle…Are you completely up to date on your Clip-Clop questionnaires?” I’m dead hahaha.
So real too it's infuriating 😂
Parent porthole!
The condescending tone is everything 😂😂😂😂
very Southern haha
Oh my god foreal. I’m hollering. Dealt with teachers like this growing up. Seeing this is perfectly hilarious
truth - its sooo rude !!
I don't know about condescending but I'd say she's flirting with me 😜
Not southern but I had a lot of adults talk to me like this growing up. Even as a kid it made me so mad.
The parent porthole 😂
Dude, I jumped to the comment section as soon as I heard that. Your crown, madam 👑
@@domtom010fr 😂
Effielin
She sounds like Laguna from monster high I love it!!!
@@BreezySundaysyesss, like a mix of lagoona and spectra
"Do you think our educators have time for all those apps?"
"Do you think *I* have time for all those apps?"
The shorter version is usually the truth 😭😭
Lol. I'd get sassy right back. Lol. "Oh you have time for a law suit? No? Then let me take my child to the appointment."
Your content is triggering and affirming 😂
Good way to describe it
yeah
Yassss
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That’s the old southern charm…I’m from Jersey…we are not so sweet lol
parent port hole and zoodle lol
Are YOU up to date with your ClipClop questionnaires?
Was that a spin on Moodle or is Zoodle a real thing? 😂
@@natalie6117 I think it's a spin on something lol
@@laurax1179gooodddd foorrr youuu
@@natalie6117Moodle and zoom combined
“Have you filled out the appointment release request ✨fAuRm✨ on the ✨PahrEnT PartHul✨”
The anxiety and sadness in her voice when she said “but I did it online” 😂
This is like any doctors appointment I ever have. Fill out 40 forms in a poorly built out profile on the one computer that it actually for for only to then do that same packet when I get there.
@@jessied3696that’s why I don’t even bother to do it online 😓 convenience my ahh
@@Magical_Trash you can say ass.
Theres always one office lady whose whole life goal is to tourure anyone she comes in contact with!
Yeah I'd pull my kid immediately if i had to deal with this lol. I have to ASK to take MY kid to the doctor? No thanks. I have no issue giving a heads up but I'm certainly not going to be lectured or jump through hoops. If my kid missing a half day is going to impact their learning that much, then clearly the school has bigger issues that need to be addressed and we should find a better school. No wonder so many people are starting to homeschool. I see the appeal.
Few people have power trips like school office women. Can’t stand them.
As a teacher, I agree. Many are absolutely on power trips. They are usually harder on us! And the passive agreesiveness makes my head throb. It’s maddening. We hate the apps too. Just have them sign a paper, and show ID/do your job double check it in the system (takes 2 minutes on the computer-to make sure they have permission to take said kid for safety reasons), then call the kid to go with their parents. It isn’t rocket science and our high school office assistants learn how to do it faster in a day than they do in a semester. (They aren’t allowed to, but they could tell you the process).
And she usually should of retired years ago.
@@melindasparklescops
The “good for yooooooooooooooooou” got me dying
This is why my mom would just have us stay home on doctor days and get an excuse 😂
Yup😂❤
Geeze my mom had to pull me out of school once a month for doctor appointments because I have/had a chronic health problem.I just told the teacher when I needed to meet her out front and they let me go. Of course they also knew I had health issues.
Mine just scheduled mine super early in the morning, and id go to school after
I’m literally writing this an hour after coming back from the doctors. There’s 2 hours left of school but I get to stay home.
My doctor appointments are just always after school never during school lol
That "okaaeyy, gooewwd" is SO ACCURATE HOW
It’s at 999 likes, ima give you 1k bc I’m cool 😎😎😎😎
“On the parent porthoooole.” Why is this accurate
The silly names of all the school parent apps are so accurate 😭😭
My favorite was the clip clop questionnaires
Fr we have infinite campus like what
@@Lilagsunny-fi6dr same
@Lilagsunny-fi6dr me too not to mention all the stuff I have to use as a student like canvas or blooket
@@EmmaJoan-q4d I’m in high school enjoy the Blooket years while you still can! 😀
One time I was told that I wasn’t allowed to pick my son up because she “didn’t feel like going through the process when there was only 3 hours left in the school day”
I said “and I don’t feel like calling the police and having you explain why you are refusing to release a child to their parent who has legal custody. So, ma’am, as I previously said his name is … and he’s in … class, I’ll be there in less than 5 minutes.
He was waiting in the front office by the time I got there and she never gave me another issue again. That is the one and only time I’ve ever “pulled a Karen” but it was a family emergency and I was not about to miss what could have been my dads final moments because she “didn’t feel it”. Emotions were running high lol
That’s not “pulling a Karen”,that’s going Mama Bear as it should be.
That's definitely not, "pulling a karen." That's having the lady do her job so you can pick up your kid for an emergency
That's not Karen mode that's being a mother who has her rights
I agree with the replies above
I agree with the reply above that agrees with the replies above
I’m bringing back “gone are the days” as an answer to everything. 😂😂😂
As a parent that HATES the public school system. I wanted to throw hands so bad. Why do you do so well at this?! 😂
I got yer back... throwing hands makes perfect sense
You mean instead of a dance fight...we'll just see who can hand jive the fastest?
lol 😉😄
Is any school actually like this? My students parents just message me day of to let me know and I just tell the office lady. Sometimes I don’t even get told they just come and get them. No paper work and no prior notice needed. The only time you have to call the office is if someone besides parents are coming. They won’t send a kid out to anyone but mom or dad without verbal or written consent from parents.
I have a child in a public school and live in SC. I've never experienced any problems with picking up my child or my niece and nephew. Idk what schools y'all are dealing with but a lot of public schools aren't bad 😏
this is presumably not intended to be a public school since it has "Bible learning time"
“ I did that months ago” help 😭
I got a survey on your comment. Rated funny, you're welcome lol
I did that months ago help 😭
“Ma’am…..this is a school……” just itches my brain so good
I need to learn more southern insults than "Bless your heart"
This is absolutely me as well.
I've learned quite a bit living with my Meemaw. One of my favorites is "You're gonna make me have to get down on my knees and pray to the Lord."
@@eeveequeen15 What does it mean?
@@HowToSurviveLife.”I’m about to lose my shit” 😂
@@BessieChan excellent
her voice is so oddly calming despite being so condescending
I found it annoying. She was talking too slow. Used to have a neighbor that talked like that when she was zonked out on Xanax.
@@comenowletusreason6330yeah it was supposed to be annoying bc teachers who are v condescending are annoying
my adhd made it physically painful
Her voice is annoying and as a southern woman with a Southern accent we do not all sound like that
@@kindal5671 I was responding to the OP that said her voice was oddly calming.
This characters voice infuriates me to an insane level 😀😀😀
the swiftness at which my parents would have just grabbed me and left 😂😂😂
Except they have to wait in the office for you to come to them.
There were a few times one year that my husband would pick our kid up from middle school early. I’d say “the office ladies are a nightmare, right?” He’d reply “don’t know. I just ask when she’s passing between classes, pull up to the curb, she jumps in.” School never called to even say she was absent. BUT then I found out how much those people make in my district and yeah…they definitely act their wage.
@@ladykoiwolfeyeah duh and? You act like there's no way to text your kid or let them know they have an appointment at x time
@@Velvet-Of-Erion of course you can, but they aren't allowed to just leave. They have to be signed out. It doesn't matter if you tell them you're coming to get them before school or not. At least...not when the school actually pays attention to safety protocols.
@ladykoi9420 most high-schools will allow seniors to sign themselves out if the parent signed a permission slip.
“This is a school. You can’t be in here.” I felt in my bones as a public library worker who had to visit the schools from time to time. Till they knew me, they were on HIGH ALERT once I stepped in, lol.
I walked through a park durring playtime on accident and got yelled at by so many old ladies, my 17 year old ass was bout to bawl my eyes out
They usually are at my child's school too... unless I bring in an animal. Rabbits, chickens, and the last time (a turkey) always get VIP status really quickly!
@@katiegustafson6765maybe don’t put that 😭
Accidentally walked into a pre-school park with my niece when I was 17.... God, they were NOT happy
I am VERY not ok with a school that won’t let a parent on the premises. AND they tell the kids not to discuss the lessons with their parents! 😳
Why is this kinda relaxing
"On the parent port-hole" Omfg the flashbacks 😂
My mom has a friend that is a very loud and rowdy single mom, one day she had to take her daughter to an appointment and she was absolutely done with the front desk lady so she went in, kidnapped her own daughter at recess and bolted out the school.
The appointment took longer than expected but the school never called or notified her of anything, 3 hours later she went back with her kid and chewed the staff for not noticing her daughter was missing and pulled her out of that school the next semester😂😂
Good, she sounds like a nightmare who can’t follow simple directions. and i love that If you don’t like the way an establishment runs, you don’t have to utilize it. Go ahead and homeschool if you don’t like the rules, oh well
@fridabone If schools want to be open all day and not let students leave, then they need to petition the government to make Healthcare open at night. See how ignorant that sounds?
@@fridaboneuh so I get what you’re saying, but schools are responsible for the lives of children. The fact that her child wasn’t noticed missing for hours is a huge security breach, and shouldn’t be able to happen (particularly in this day and age). They’re lucky she didn’t take it to the school board or the media, both would have a field day with that.
“Loud and rowdy single mom.” Yes, that’s probably me. We “single moms” who are working, going to school, and raising kids don’t have time for school’s bullshit. 🤣 And it isn’t kidnapping if they are the child you have legal custody of. ❤
@@fridabone😂😂😂😂 Yeah because single moms are just sitting around with time to homeschool. We employed citizens are paying the teachers and to keep schools open, and we still are the legal guardians of children.
Thank you for putting the “This is a school sign”. Without it, I would’ve been so lost lol 🤣🤣
I used to work in a school office, to all the normal parents out there hustling to do right by your kids, I am so sorry you suffer the consequences of crazy, unregulated, or neglectful parents and strangers. We hated these policies just as much as you did.
I was homeschooled until I was 14.
My dad came to get me for an appointment. The lady at the front did this routine to him and it infuriated him. He then told them if they didn''t announce my name over the intercom in the next 20 seconds, he wouldn't bother to bring me or my brother back.
He came and got me right before school would end all the time after that. Looking back, I think it was because he wanted to make sure the lady at the front knew who I belonged to. 😂
Wow, your dad’s a big man for screaming at some woman who only makes $13 an hour. What an alpha.
it’s a safety protocol so kids and teens aren’t running away or being kidnapped
@@ShianneSanchez-wl1eg It was all foreign to him. Can't say I could blame either side.
@@ShianneSanchez-wl1egbro if the kid wasn’t meant to go with someone theyd say it and they have all the parents information they could use to prove it’s their kid
@@TheBasementDwellingLoser To be fair, depending on the age of the kid, there are some younger kids who have a parent that is not allowed custody for valid reasons, but who the kid loves and would 100% go home with if given the chance. So while 99% of the time you're right, it's not a completely stupid rule. But the execution showcased in this video is appalling.
"Well gooone are the days when one could just take a chiiiild" FACTS! 😂😂😂
Your clip clop questionnaires! 😂
And the student port -hole…😂🤣😂🤣
Zoodle resonates because we use Moodle at my school 😂
We use Moodle too, so at least that one is understandable
My school uses zazazoodle
I didn’t know someone talking in a kind tone could make me so incredibly mad.
It's not kind, it's condescending. It's like she thinks the parent can't understand the words she's saying
This is how my worker talks to me cuz im autistic. Its stressful
Fr idk why but it just makes me mad
@@xolotl_lemonedo it back 😂
@@xolotl_lemoneagh I'm so sorry that's frustrating
Clip clop questionnaires 😄😄
as a Texas OMFG THIS IS LITERALLY EVER OFFICE LADY
FOREAL
Average Texan teacher
Big facts.
I TELL PEOPLE! look us southerners dont talk slow TEXANS TALK SLOW! freaking heck, we talk a mile a minute for a reason...this slow talk bothers me. xD
That tone of voice is hilariously accurate for the desk clerk in the schools. Talks to the parents like they talk to the children.
“Good for youuuuuuuu” got me rolling to Pluto😭
They should run this as a commercial for homeschooling your kids
Yea I mean this is not a reality. At least where I am. My parents call them and say, "he's sick" and they go, "ok" huge process ik
@@sharkoftheskies3256are you in the south? One of the hashtags says southern so I would assume this is either currently or how they used to be towards parents up there
@@Alexz5040 no I'm not in South. Montana
@sharkoftheskies3256 the wild west states aren't like the others I've found
@sharkoftheskies3256 It wasn't like this when I was in school, but my little sister is experiencing it now at her high school. She was sick to her stomach and even though my mom wrote a release form, they said she had to wait at least an hour before she could be allowed to go. That poor school has literally become a little prison.
Seriously, the audacity they have to have to say you can’t take your own child is incredible lol
I mean considering the amount of custody disputes around I don’t think they can just assume you can take your child. More than once a child has been kidnapped by an abusive partner (and kids are too scared to protest so go along with it). It’s the world we live in.
in real life this “long process” doesn’t exist you go show your id and the child is handed over
my friend was kidnapped by her estranged father & his girlfriend because he used your logic & they didn’t care enough to call the emergency contact (her mom) to see if it was ok. she was returned later on that week of course but still. stuff like that is why they have the audacity to make sure you’re actually the guardian the child is to be sent off with & not some crazy or spiteful person. please think
I work in a school and more than a few times, unauthorized family members have taken their kids out of school. Sometimes it's the kid's parent so they're just like "that's my daddy". Meanwhile, mom has a restraining order on daddy.
@@EginhardtI think it depends on the school
The way she does all that in one breath is amazin 😮
My mom only picked me up early from high school once bc of how shitty the office workers were to her. After that I would just walk out the front and not tell anyone I was leaving😂
Yep pretty much
Literally. I remember it got to the point when my mom would come pick me up for school that they would give her so much f****** s*** like they wouldn't tell her that she couldn't pick me up but they would make it such a pain in the ass just to get me. That she would literally just send me with a note that said Savannah is to leave at this time to go to the office for me to pick her up. And they just be like okay. In what pisses me off more is that they were more okay with that then they were with my Mom calling to say hey I'm coming at blah blah blah to pick up my daughter. Then she would come in to pick me up and they would throw a f****** fit like it was disrupting their whole day but yet I could hand them a piece of paper and they were like yeah that's fine you can just leave whenever the hell you want we don't care. I will genuinely never ever understand school systems ever
@@imtheproblemitsme1989 THIS. Like office workers at schools act like you’re taking so much time out of their day. Even tho all they mostly do is sit around talking or playing games on their phones or computers.
Haha me too. Or just stay home.
@imtheproblemitsme1989 My name is Savannah too lol.
"describe this woman"
"..ok.... A-N-N-O-Y-I-N-G"
@Emma-hw1oidude she is supposed to annoying. It's a POV
@Emma-hw1oidude it's literally the point of the POV for her to be annoying he's not being a hater
@Emma-hw1oi….delete your comment buddy 😶
I don’t know if you’re joking, but it’s called a P-O-V!😊
Fr like why does her voice sound like that it’s irritating
The fact that the school is actually called “This is a school” 💀💀
i dont think thats the school name i think its just supposed to be a sign. my school had one. literally said “this is a school”
The condescension without any of their own due diligence is peak.
“Ma’am, this is a School you’re not allowed to be here” gets me every time
This is actually my favorite shit ever
As frustrating as this is, its because of people like my mother who ended up kidnapping us for a like a month. Yes that is possible. She used the excuse of a dentist appointment and our father didnt know until he came a couple hours later to get for that dentist appointment.
So be glad theres more protections.
There ARE other precautions though. Not all this paperwork and app bullshit.
At my schools, if you weren't on the emergency contact forms or an authorized person who was allowed to check out then you did NOT get that child and the parents were notified. They checked your ID and everything
well let me direct you tonablittle school in missouri who even though i informed them that my ex was at risk to take my child and run they said if hes the father he has every right to take your child out of school.... mind you i put none of his info down as father and had he walked in they would have just handed my child over.... but the principle of said school was also allowed to tske my child into a room withanother full grown male COP and tell my child to take her pants off... while she bawled and asked for me and was told theres only 30 min left were not calling your mother.... best believe i pulled both my kids out of that school the superintendent found no wrong doing and if that cop ever tries me ill go to jail... as soon as some back pay comes in were getting lawyers and sueing the holy fuck out of all of them were tsking their teaching certificates and their immunity and shoving it right up their asses they will rue the day they looked at my child and thought she was a good bully bag becsuse the prinicple was complicit in everything that was done to my girl there.... she was too scared to even tell me so yeah policies are good but only if the people behind them actually care that your kid might get kidnapped...
@@Homemaker-eg2heI’m so sorry that happened to your baby! I’m praying you get her the justice she deserves. Also you might want to think about therapy so it doesn’t go into adulthood with her.❤ Praying for you both!🙏🏻
She's your mother. So she can take you. It's not like it was a random woman.
@@AlBundyybless your heart
If my daughter's school were like this, she wouldn't go.
Exactly. No public school. At least in this country.
I'm so lucky...the office staff knows my child just by seeing my face. I walk in, tell them I need him and they call his teacher to send him.
If I had to deal with this I'd be "the angry mom"
The sarcasm and slow speaking is facts exactlyy
The way her voice stays elevated with inflection as she condescendingly describes her questions is beyond hilarious 😂 completely brings me back to my school days- office admin
“ this is a schooooooool” had me rolling on the floor 💀
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I just noticed the sign! She pointed to it, but I was transfixed on her condescension....lol
Oh really that’s in all her school office is Edson vids
Riiiigggghhhht. 😂😂 We all know we aren't allowed in schools anymore. Smfh. They wouldn't even let me walk my son in on his FIRST day of preschool. It's insane....
This is so funny 😂, love your hiar!
It really does shock me that when I was a kid anyone could come up and say "I'm here to pick up " and the school would be like "Okay, here you go."
Right. If we didn't live across the street from the school in early elementary we'd have had aunts and uncles and their friends picking us up. My mom was the oldest of 8 and most of her siblings were barely out of high school when we were little.
My school had a happy medium. It’s just a call in list and most times they would deadass ask the kid “Is this your family member?” It was a small enough community to where threat levels werent crazy high. People knew each other enough to know if it was deadass a stranger. And we had stranger danger courses. If someone came to pick a kid up that wasnt mom or dad, they’d just call the school before, get their license scanned, and have a guest sticker printed at the front desk before contacting the child out of class.
That’s my school 🤣
I grew up in the 80s and that couldn’t happen…
@@nvfury13 I grew up mid-90s and that was absolutely a thing that could happen at my school. It wasn't until the late 2000s they put in the rule that they needed identification and written documents on who is allowed to pick up the kids.
Sometimes my mom picked me up. Sometimes my dad. Sometimes my mom's friend. Sometimes my god parent etc etc.
That brings back memories. Our front desk lady would try to keep my children so they couldn't go to the doctor blaming me for making their appointments during school hours and I should have thought about that. Like im so stupid i didn't try to make after school appointments. So Im a bad parent for taking my child to the doctor and a bad parent for taking my child out of class. No winning ever. Then she'd try the guilt trip saying my child is now going to have much much more homework and that's my fault and telling me they'll never catch up with their classmates. Some people who work in schools can treat parents so disrespectfully and just get away with it
We need to stop accepting this crap. Everyone needs to hold the line 😅
Like there are so many slots available for drs between 330 and 5 and that was before covid now half of them close early and aren't open wed and fri. I will say its far easier to have an early morning apt and bring them in late than try to pull them early.
Not saying, it’s right, but having worked in education, she’s probably always slightly defense from all the kids and parents.
It can definitely be hard sometimes ( there can be both disrespect from some parents and from children) not excusing this behavior
Just trying to shine some light. At the end of the day yes it sucks but we only have to deal with a few educators while they have to deal with hundreds of parents/ children
The only reason I bring this up is because of the teacher shortage that’s been going on in the country semi recently
I'd have told her to take that up with doctors that close at 5.
@@Kay73849the front desk people are NOT teachers and there's no shortage of people to fill their role. they mostly deal with administrative work and they're not even responsible for a group of children like teachers are.
Everything that you said applies to teachers, and not these desk workers who always have an attitude
I need a whole video of this voice
Nah highschool is wild with this tho they’ll just leave
My school wouldn't even let me leave when I was 18, like im a legal adult by federal law you cannot MAKE me stay, my parents had to call and tell them that if they didn't let me go they would charge the school with kidnapping.
@@AllanaRace dude that’s crazy, they forget to lock a lot of the doors at mine so kids will leave out of side doors, and if you leave like your supposed to be leaving they think your called out
@@Cows-are-purplemy parents where furious. They also tried to take our fingerprints for our school IDs without parental permission too, and my parents where PISSED, I called them while waiting in line and they where at the school in literal minutes
@@Cows-are-purplewaiting you were locked inside? Htf did you change classes?
Man we had guards on every door and security checks. Gone truly are the days
"that on zoodle" killed me!
I liked clip clop questionnaires
It's always like..
Some app or something they say they've been using all year... And I'm like... " I HAD NO IDEA THAT EVEN EXISTED BEFORE TODAY!" 🤯
The “ma’am” hits a spot in my brain that I love I keep replaying it
Gone Are The Days
The sing-song voice is surprisingly accurate to the women who worked in administrative at my old schools 😂
her curlsss omgggg ♥️
“On the port-HOOOOOLE”….yesssssss love it lol! 😂😂😂
My child is my child. I will take them when I please, thank you.
(Your acting was so good I was triggered 😂)
once I told the lady at the front desk that if she didn't let me go home I would call the police because I wasn't a minor and it was a crime to hold me against my will. (Some times we got to leave early because of a lack of teachers during my last year of HS and they wanted us to buy the school agenda (diary?) and have them sign there that we were leaving since "you could just rip a page from your notebook but not from your agenda"), then they decided that I could in fact leave with them just writing on my notebook
They used to send a cop home to ask why your kid is truant, doubt they do anymore since that seems inflammatory to me
@@mallowhoneytruancy Court very much still is a thing unfortunately at least here in North Carolina it is
@@mamorusato221my school had one day a month where seniors could go off campus and during lunch if their parents sign a consent form. Even for the students who were 18, they wouldnt allow them to leave for 30 MINUTES ONCE A MONTH without parental permission bffr
@@squidknee. my country doesn't have the "18 and then 21" duo for full authonomy, so it doesn't really matters what they try to enforce as a school, once you hit 18, the only group who can detain you against your will is the police and the military, but schools try to pull the "you aren't really an adult because you still live with your parents" even if they don't know if you really do still live with your parents. It's funny because they really have no real power but so many people do nothing when they try it that they continue
"Ma'am this is a Schooooooooooluh" 😭
The cutting random stuff is perfect 😂
And not one but TWO paperclips,that's the perfect amount.
Can we get a compilation of videos w this voice 🥲
Need
god no please
Lmao this voice reminds me of the Opioid epidemic in Utah 😂 once you know what behavior to look for, you see it everywhere
The police will start using that to interrogate people
anything but that😭
Bro these videos always make me laugh u play the roles so flawlessly LMAO
I am a medical interpreter, and at times I have to interpret for doctors or nurses who speak like this and I really wish I could just run 😭😭😭
You want to run my intrusive thoughts wants to punch and tell them to shut up so you are doing better then me lol😂
@@Starlight-xm3pf 😅😅😅
The two paper clips are so funny and I can’t explain why
I can see this happening... I swear this woman is stealing lunch money
"Tnis is a School" best sign ever thanks
hispanic moms would just beat you to death 😂
La chancla does not discriminate
And Irish
Honorable mention a black mom
Then they definitely wouldn’t be taking their kid home lmao
And I wouldn’t blame any of them 😅.
I despise women that talk like this... there's literally nothing more annoying and obnoxious... and I live in Kentucky...🙄
I call them the plastic face ladies. As a child, my disdain for their behavior was such a thorn in their side 😂
me too. and i also live in ky.
I do too. God those school ladies are annoying
My batshit insane MIL is from Kentucky and talks/sounds like this. My fiancee and I being no contact with her is a blessing for many reasons, but particularly the sanctity of my eardrums
Because we know that Bless your heart ain't nice 😅
“This is a school” in the Background got me on the floor
I love that my kids school knows me and I just barge in the office going “your prayers are answered I’ve come to relieve you of your suffering!” And they know I’m picking her up
that’s a mean thing to say about your child!
@@beepboop449 my kids… a lot. Especially in school.
@@brattygamer8939lmfao gods do I feel this “tf did he do this time”
Jeez. I had the same issue at an urgent care. I filled out everything online, to get there for my appointment, the secretary treated me like I was an idiot and asked me every question that I’d already filled out online.
It occurs to me that maybe they treat it like customs and immigration where they are actually double checking that you are the person who filled it out as well as confirming identity.
My brother had a doctor like this. My parents said it was wack there but they brought me along for my opinion and it was the worst. There was a secretary there but not sure what her role even was because we didn’t really interact with her. Waited for an hour after our appointment to get a room, then still waited another hour for the doctor to come to the room. No nurses or other staff. And when the doctor did come he asked a million questions about my brother and the procedures he’d gotten (from him) and the medicine (that was also prescribed by him), and I’m just sitting there like thinking “isn’t any of this written in his patient chart on your computer? Is this why it takes you a million years to see everyone?
Omg the voice is perfect😂
Office lady’s are either like this or rush you to get your kid and get out istg 💀
The slow paced words are EVERYTHING
What have I stumbled across and why is is actually a little calming
HOW DID YOU GET THE HAND MOTIONS SO CORRECT
"Gone are the days when a parent can just pick up their child"
My mom woulda said try and stop me 😂
My mum did do that. I left in 2016 and my sister in 2020 and she literally just said I'm taking my kid and left with us when they tried to start this shit lol.
Right!!! They don't have the time, but exapect parents to. ❤
The “parent port-hole” is what got me 😂😂😂
I am almost a decade older than my younger sister. Meaning I graduated high school, and college for a long while before she ever entered high school. Our mother is legally blind and can’t drive so I had went to her school to pick her up for an appointment whereas I am able to drive, the school almost did not let me take my little sister to her appointment because I was not a parental figure. They ended up agreeing that she would be able to leave with me for her appointment (a very very important one honestly) if it ended up reflecting badly on her school history profile. Needless to say the next day I drove our mom to her school and she never ended up being reprimanded for leaving early
Not the H&R tax paperwork 😂
As horrible as this scenario is...I'm getting MAJOR ASMR tingles from the soft speaking, looooong drawl, and seemingly random working with construction paper? Lol
You are fantastic at this! I don’t have children and I had to fight the impulse to find a way to enroll them in a different school 😂
You had me at Port hole😂😂😂😂😂😂
I getting unexpected asmr tingling. I need full video now.
this voice is so accurate like i’m from louisiana and literally every old woman sounds like this
Fellow Louisiana resident here, and I can agree with that statement.
What kinda people are yall talking to in Louisiana? Her accent sounds like a southerner with a mental disability lmao Very Forrest Gump-esk.
Facts 😂
a thousand percent yes 😂
I swear it’s her “o’s” like saying follauuuredddd instead of followed
Lol - the H&R Block folder!!!
If they treated either of my parents like that they would call me and i would just walk out of class and leave
And you would be stopped if at all physically possible and your parents would *probably* be retained, NOT arrested, until your kinship was LEGALLY proven, which would take much longer than the paperwork itself. So, yea 🤷♀️
@@fortheloveofdavis9577
Hell nah I would have just went out the back door fuck all that idk what school u going to but shiii 😂 @popplll_ is right
The random scissor cutting is too true
The school receptionist videos always reminds me of Moira Rose 🤣
“Ma’am this is a schoollll *points at a sign that says “this is a school”* you can’t be in hereee”
My mom would call. Say shes 5mins away and to call me down to the office. Then id be on my way home lol
Same, like I wasn’t in school that long ago, it wasn’t that hard to take me out of school.
Mama parent poor hhhooeee~
That got me rolling around wheezing
The that’s on zoodle killed me 🤣