Former NASA Astronaut Explains How Food Is Different in Space | WIRED

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  • @alxuria
    @alxuria 5 років тому +7432

    "I'm not saying I ever did this" - "I was one of the only astronauts to gain weight"

  • @frank3manuel
    @frank3manuel 5 років тому +3202

    "I'm not saying I switched food dots.."
    "You're the only one who gained weight in space!"

  • @joshisnot11
    @joshisnot11 4 роки тому +729

    I love how he starts out saying "Their dot" and "Your dot" but ends saying "Your dot" and "my dot" haha
    "I'm gonna eat that."
    Love this guy.

  • @shannonshackelford7253
    @shannonshackelford7253 5 років тому +5728

    “In space...it’s different” *dramatic light transition*
    😂😂 cracked me up every time

    • @horstherbert35
      @horstherbert35 5 років тому +25

      they prolly do that with a crossfader and a soundboard to add the dramatic sound effect, too.

    • @sergiolandz6056
      @sergiolandz6056 5 років тому +13

      because its a bunch of crap, they are actors. Seriously, they are always acting like its a joke or add funny things to keep the sheeps mind active. The only thing nasa sent in space is your imagination.

    • @barcaleicleic7781
      @barcaleicleic7781 5 років тому +7

      You can’t get ‘pizza’ how ironic you would make such a reference. Now where is the science with all the money you spent. No we get endless videos of people eating, doing summersaults and idiots playing with water. Get the fuc£ out of here. 🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂

    • @87aggietim
      @87aggietim 5 років тому +173

      ​@@sergiolandz6056 I am doing research on conspiracy theorist. What is your age and education level?

    • @gz200451
      @gz200451 5 років тому +6

      so unnecessary

  • @codycouture1
    @codycouture1 5 років тому +6985

    "As you become an experienced astronaut, you realize that those dots are just stickers" LOL

    • @37thraven
      @37thraven 5 років тому +286

      It takes a PhD and command experience to understand space, lowly civilian.
      We have a complex system of governance: "Stee Kar"

    • @hamdaanchalky7724
      @hamdaanchalky7724 5 років тому +22

      37thraven at least we’re not lonely civilians.

    • @awkwardlycast5801
      @awkwardlycast5801 5 років тому +6

      I'm a master in aerospace engineer and private pilot. Heliocentric model is a lie. Earth is flat and stationary. You'll find my credentials at the end of this pamphlet I wrote: steemit.com/science/@bonapathy/4th-edition-of-a-pilot-and-engineer-s-handbook-to-flat-earth-truth

    • @johntheux9238
      @johntheux9238 5 років тому +99

      @@awkwardlycast5801 Shut up!

    • @Midwest4x4f150
      @Midwest4x4f150 5 років тому +88

      Awkwardly Cast you sir, are not to bright

  • @LoveBaseballLove
    @LoveBaseballLove 4 роки тому +2091

    I love that he talks about Italian food with more passion than the Space science things lol.

    • @FarmerFpv
      @FarmerFpv 4 роки тому +73

      Well, he is an FBI, full-blooded Italian. Italian food is amazing!

    • @jigyajithazarika3510
      @jigyajithazarika3510 3 роки тому +5

      isnt the topic `food in space`?

    • @anandygittens268
      @anandygittens268 3 роки тому +16

      I was thinking he is an Italian the way he looks and speaks, he should check his bloodline and see.

    • @bransonjallim2620
      @bransonjallim2620 3 роки тому +12

      @@anandygittens268 in a article it said he took the flag Sicily on his first space mission

    • @anandygittens268
      @anandygittens268 3 роки тому +5

      @@bransonjallim2620 beautiful to know thank you for the info much appreciated.

  • @xser4321
    @xser4321 5 років тому +3311

    Mike Massimino: In space it's different.
    Lighting Guy: My time has come.

    • @GtheMVP
      @GtheMVP 4 роки тому +31

      haha, perfectly put!

    • @luise213
      @luise213 4 роки тому +8

      lmaoo

    • @charile
      @charile 4 роки тому +99

      "In space, it's different"
      🗿

    • @salmasky9739
      @salmasky9739 4 роки тому +11

      I laughed so hard at this. 😂

    • @PRdeSO
      @PRdeSO 4 роки тому +27

      Actually it's his own Spaceman superpower, the whole planet shifts 90 degrees when he says "In space it's different".

  • @housekilla457
    @housekilla457 5 років тому +2504

    I like to think that there is another astronaut somewhere watching this like “I knew it! That thieving son of a...”.

    • @pathologicaldoubt
      @pathologicaldoubt 4 роки тому +180

      In Space, no one can hear your cries for vengeance.

    • @tennistributeshd6740
      @tennistributeshd6740 4 роки тому +17

      😂

    • @ATvee
      @ATvee 4 роки тому +13

      🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @SherlockArrow
      @SherlockArrow 4 роки тому +78

      20 years later still thinking about where his shrimp cocktail went off to 😂

    • @xl6941
      @xl6941 3 роки тому

      😂

  • @fanofCOH
    @fanofCOH 4 роки тому +1388

    I feel like his mission commander ate alot of asparagus.

    • @ananyav.551
      @ananyav.551 4 роки тому +22

      I love this comment lol

    • @RoyFizzle
      @RoyFizzle 3 роки тому +82

      Who tf is the admin who gave me 300 pouches of asparagus!?

    • @julesb2415
      @julesb2415 3 роки тому +22

      Cut to Mike with empty packs of shrimp cocktail floating around him

  • @db-wt8lb
    @db-wt8lb 5 років тому +1731

    "I'm not saying I ever did this" ... as he's going over it in detail.

    • @reii_uxu_
      @reii_uxu_ 5 років тому +20

      Well, he doesn't like asparagus so..🤷‍♀️

    • @jamesrichard6377
      @jamesrichard6377 5 років тому +2

      🤦‍♂️🤣🤣🤣

    • @MAGGOT_VOMIT
      @MAGGOT_VOMIT 2 роки тому +2

      FML!! When ur on the I.S.S. and try to use a salt shaker you smuggled onboard and the top came flying off. {0.o}

  • @82mabli
    @82mabli 5 років тому +2616

    he absolutely changed the food markings in space :-)

    • @lordofentropy
      @lordofentropy 5 років тому +294

      Totally. There's an ex-shuttle commander out there right now saying "damnit I KNEW I had brought more shrimp cocktail than that!"

    • @QRSC-fh2ob
      @QRSC-fh2ob 5 років тому +57

      He's a riot 😂😂😂

    • @EwWhoIsTHAT
      @EwWhoIsTHAT 5 років тому +167

      Not only that, somewhere out there some astro-nutritionist is also thinking "dammit, I knew something was off when they said my calculations were wrong!"
      I'm sure the fact that he's one of the few astronauts to gain weight in space is TOTALLY unrelated....

    • @Whiskey_Philosopher
      @Whiskey_Philosopher 5 років тому +2

      @@EwWhoIsTHAT But what type of weight is the question. I wonder if they would be more likely to gain Fat weight vs muscle weight. (I lean towards fat weight)

    • @FishyFables
      @FishyFables 5 років тому +15

      in no way did this man ever in the history of spaceflight take anyones food. he is too bigly smart for that. fake news!

  • @michaelakakrack1281
    @michaelakakrack1281 4 роки тому +846

    “I was one of the few guys to gain weight in space... they were amazed”

    • @crystalinabacteria3430
      @crystalinabacteria3430 4 роки тому +103

      Lot of dot switching

    • @JacquelineUnderwood
      @JacquelineUnderwood 4 роки тому +38

      Michelle Ingram I wonder how much of his fellow astronauts’ weight loss is attributable to his dot switching, if he actually gained weight 😂

    • @crystalinabacteria3430
      @crystalinabacteria3430 4 роки тому +7

      @@JacquelineUnderwood Haha if Had been there I eoukd have had a fight with him . I hate people touching my food😝😝😝

    • @JacquelineUnderwood
      @JacquelineUnderwood 4 роки тому +10

      Michelle Ingram sounds like he was good enough to avoid detection though 😂 I’m actually really impressed that he managed to snitch that much food, as I’d assume astronauts lose an average of a couple pounds of muscle mass and bone weight.

    • @crystalinabacteria3430
      @crystalinabacteria3430 4 роки тому +2

      @@JacquelineUnderwood I know they usually are strict & monitor everyone. I would have loved to have seen him get caught in the act.

  • @hannahlowe4689
    @hannahlowe4689 5 років тому +1498

    “in space, it’s different” *dramatic transition*

    • @samk7717
      @samk7717 4 роки тому +20

      hannah mae cringe asf

    • @dan271291
      @dan271291 3 роки тому +5

      @@samk7717 The 695 upvotes vs your single opinion suggests you're wrong.

    • @PrabhatDayal
      @PrabhatDayal 3 роки тому +1

      The transitionS… omg the transitions😂

    • @Mente_Universal
      @Mente_Universal 2 роки тому

      cgi transition

    • @danc.5509
      @danc.5509 2 роки тому

      I am concerned about excrements. Not that I would ever be in that situation!!! Difficult enough on an aeroplane.

  • @SaintElmo8
    @SaintElmo8 5 років тому +1947

    I swear this man is probably the most likable man I’ve ever seen in my life lol.

  • @matthewgumabon7498
    @matthewgumabon7498 3 роки тому +496

    “In space, it’s different.”
    “When I’m on Earth...”
    “My students in Columbia...”
    “I called up a pizzeria for delivery to the hotel after landing back on Earth.”
    What a certified living legend.

    • @epr1
      @epr1 3 роки тому +14

      He went to Columbia and then MIT if I remember correctly. Absolutely awesome human being

  • @thatdirtyninja5829
    @thatdirtyninja5829 5 років тому +3557

    you imagine being that guy at the pizza place that answered the email..."you said you are where?"

    • @talhaali9132
      @talhaali9132 4 роки тому +81

      Lol, that’s actually funny

    • @SKS6184-
      @SKS6184- 4 роки тому +67

      alphadawn2015 lennon yeah but in the email they prob mentioned they’re currently in space and that when they land they want a pizza at a hotel for a celebration.

    • @stiffpictures8971
      @stiffpictures8971 4 роки тому +90

      Swansea S this dude was like “I’m either getting pranked or im talking to someone on the ISS.”

    • @0netyr
      @0netyr 4 роки тому +2

      LmaoO

    • @boomshakalaka415
      @boomshakalaka415 4 роки тому +55

      Pizza driver: "I understand you're actually within the 10 mile free delivery radius, but I don't think the boss is going to approve my fuel reimbursement" 🍕🚀🤔

  • @bluesword7878
    @bluesword7878 5 років тому +4997

    I love his passionate hatred for space ice cream

    • @SGFTI
      @SGFTI 4 роки тому +111

      It ain't that bad. But I've eaten MREs, my standards are low.

    • @MrFuggleGuggle
      @MrFuggleGuggle 4 роки тому +138

      It’s a ‘cute’ experience to do once as a kid, but eating that dry, gross garbage “ice cream” for 6 months in space as one of your only foods or desserts?
      No way...

    • @stiffpictures8971
      @stiffpictures8971 4 роки тому +20

      I told my mother that and she’s like “Why? Space ice cream is good.”

    • @dxqth
      @dxqth 4 роки тому +28

      Am I the only one who genuinely enjoys it???

    • @5skyhigh
      @5skyhigh 4 роки тому +21

      @@dxqth me too, and not even for the novelty. It tastes nice and has a cool weird texture

  • @jaz6649
    @jaz6649 4 роки тому +555

    “We put
    Swedish fish in it so it was an aquarium”

    • @rileycrad
      @rileycrad 4 роки тому +8

      Yep, we watched the video too, that’s what he said.

    • @snokalo208
      @snokalo208 3 роки тому +19

      Me, a Swede: Nice

    • @carrito1981
      @carrito1981 3 роки тому +1

      that was the best XD

  • @BlueShrek15
    @BlueShrek15 4 роки тому +2524

    "When im on earth"
    Biggest flex ever

    • @vibsc
      @vibsc 4 роки тому +22

      Replying so that you can know your likes

    • @twitchfacex7124
      @twitchfacex7124 3 роки тому +7

      I know a bigger flex.

    • @kleid4677
      @kleid4677 3 роки тому +2

      What is it?

    • @joshuapittman4663
      @joshuapittman4663 3 роки тому

      No one like this again it’s a 969.

    • @omaxiee
      @omaxiee 3 роки тому +1

      @@joshuapittman4663 ༎ຶ‿༎ຶ not anymore

  • @danielmadsen8047
    @danielmadsen8047 5 років тому +1851

    “So how do you become a good astronaut?”
    “You lock the straw”

    • @WtfYoutube_YouSuck
      @WtfYoutube_YouSuck 5 років тому

      this liar is so deep in the conspiracy his brain no longer works.

    • @courtneycox9377
      @courtneycox9377 5 років тому +15

      @@WtfUA-cam_YouSuck what are you even talking about?🤦🏼‍♀️

    • @Yawyna124
      @Yawyna124 5 років тому +7

      @@courtneycox9377 They're self-describing, perhaps?

    • @JOSEPH-vs2gc
      @JOSEPH-vs2gc 4 роки тому +4

      if your a clever enough astronaut, you can switch the dots.

    • @chuggaa100
      @chuggaa100 4 роки тому

      @@WtfUA-cam_YouSuck Yikes

  • @bg23428
    @bg23428 3 роки тому +629

    “In space, it’s different”
    🌝🌖🌗🌘🌚🌒🌓🌔🌝

  • @pachanas703
    @pachanas703 5 років тому +4538

    Dude really hates astronaut ice cream. 😂

    • @zapfanzapfan
      @zapfanzapfan 5 років тому +16

      I've seen others try it and it seems worthless.

    • @cleekmaker00
      @cleekmaker00 5 років тому +105

      Astronaut Ice Cream is a marketing gimmick. Ice Cream NEVER travels well, under ANY circumstances.
      Go for the Space Ramen instead.

    • @chuggon7595
      @chuggon7595 5 років тому +10

      @Ank Musico they did on the first succesful Apollo mission

    • @soulextracter
      @soulextracter 5 років тому +45

      @@chuggon7595 First of all, the Astronaut Ice Cream is indeed a marketing gimmick, if you didn't notice, he said several times that they can not have food items that crumbles, and the "astronaut" ice cream is freeze dried ice cream, which means that it's a crumble fest. If they are to have ice cream in space, it has to be ordinary ice cream, which he also mentioned that they had in a "fridge" I think he meant freezer though.

    • @Myflag2022
      @Myflag2022 5 років тому +35

      I actually find the freeze dried ice cream to be quite good.

  • @jahahahaha
    @jahahahaha 5 років тому +4574

    I wonder if they accidentally drop their food sometimes on Earth, cause they were so used to things floating.

    • @pyndr0p_
      @pyndr0p_ 4 роки тому +101

      ua-cam.com/video/PVxaL8CAO4M/v-deo.html here’s a link of that happening but not with food

    • @GenetMJF
      @GenetMJF 4 роки тому +116

      @@pyndr0p_ Sadly that video is just satire. Not real

    • @Siruru97
      @Siruru97 4 роки тому +81

      it is very common to just drop things after 6 months of it flouting :P

    • @pyndr0p_
      @pyndr0p_ 4 роки тому +6

      ✿MJF✿ still funny af lmao

    • @darknessofice1383
      @darknessofice1383 4 роки тому +26

      They do: ua-cam.com/video/qbOCpxvH6U4/v-deo.html

  • @Elkatook666
    @Elkatook666 4 роки тому +412

    it's all fun and games until someone gets cookie crumbs in their eye

    • @x0o0ox_
      @x0o0ox_ 3 роки тому +4

      I dont know why i laughed

    • @revilo7349
      @revilo7349 3 роки тому +8

      And it floats right out

    • @vally3854
      @vally3854 3 роки тому +4

      the eye or the crumbs?-

    • @revilo7349
      @revilo7349 3 роки тому +8

      @@vally3854 both

    • @vally3854
      @vally3854 3 роки тому +2

      @@revilo7349 oh..

  • @Sara-xx4bf
    @Sara-xx4bf 5 років тому +7847

    Lol he’s really telling us how to steal food in space while saying “I’m not saying I ever did this” 😂 kinda suspicious

    • @TygerTygerBrnigBrght
      @TygerTygerBrnigBrght 5 років тому +391

      He definitely did it, that was way too casual

    • @Diomedene
      @Diomedene 5 років тому +245

      I wonder if that counts as Space Piracy.

    • @meatballsnacker-sitregald6919
      @meatballsnacker-sitregald6919 5 років тому +150

      @@Diomedene It's not piracy if you don't get caught ;)

    • @DarkSol16
      @DarkSol16 5 років тому +54

      @@Diomedene was that a reference to 'The Martian'?

    • @Diomedene
      @Diomedene 5 років тому +35

      @@DarkSol16 We have a winner! :)

  • @stonegiant2186
    @stonegiant2186 5 років тому +2788

    LMAO when he said they made an aquarium with a water bubble and a Swedish fish

    • @rhiannn3416
      @rhiannn3416 5 років тому +132

      I honestly really want to see that.

    • @mats7492
      @mats7492 5 років тому +38

      That’s totally something my dad would do....

    • @SweetflyRachel
      @SweetflyRachel 5 років тому +49

      That just sounds like so much fun

    • @sarikatimmi
      @sarikatimmi 5 років тому

      StoneGiant hahahah

    • @romarina2687
      @romarina2687 5 років тому +3

      I just realized he said it more than once

  • @kay-md4ur
    @kay-md4ur 3 роки тому +199

    Watching this makes me remember how I wanted to be an astronaut when I was younger. I gave up though, but since now I'm studying foods, I'm wondering if I can make foods for the astronauts or do a research about foods for space.

    • @CoalMnrsDotr
      @CoalMnrsDotr 3 роки тому +1

      Do it.

    • @amateurmeteorologist7365
      @amateurmeteorologist7365 2 роки тому +7

      That would be so cool. I hope you can make that happen!

    • @ellenmason3833
      @ellenmason3833 2 роки тому +3

      I think that is a fantastic idea and I see no reason not to pursue it. ❤❤❤

  • @LiteralCowboy
    @LiteralCowboy 5 років тому +539

    I love how every single time he says "in space it's different" they just take like 3 seconds to just pause and stare the camera at him.

    • @Acorn212
      @Acorn212 4 роки тому +1

      Brother? Is that you?
      Also, ikr?

    • @UnwrittenSpade
      @UnwrittenSpade 4 роки тому

      Mr Mighty lol you mean point the camera at him

  • @Enchilada_Man
    @Enchilada_Man 5 років тому +543

    "There can be air in the bags"
    *shows picture of Lays*

  • @djsonicc
    @djsonicc 4 роки тому +125

    "Apparently I like Italian food"
    -- Mike Massimino

  • @CanadianDan854
    @CanadianDan854 5 років тому +2477

    It’s like regular food...
    _But it floats._

  • @Knives7777
    @Knives7777 5 років тому +2677

    good to know that typical dorm room fuckery goes on even in space

    • @cameronnekerekian1712
      @cameronnekerekian1712 5 років тому +145

      when you still got the dumbass in you and you're placed with others who are too, it'll always happen lmao

    • @pyndr0p_
      @pyndr0p_ 4 роки тому +38

      Yeah but the thing is they also try to pee upside down

    • @dijoxx
      @dijoxx 4 роки тому +60

      @@pyndr0p_ So just like the dorm room then?

    • @zenosama8505
      @zenosama8505 4 роки тому +7

      Knives77 that’s a great way to say that

    • @collinrogers4742
      @collinrogers4742 4 роки тому +13

      @Brad Watson screw off dude.

  • @jennadune8701
    @jennadune8701 4 роки тому +129

    That means if they brought Lays to space, there would be 0% air and 100% chips!
    Man I wanna go to space now!

  • @wrenchviking8527
    @wrenchviking8527 5 років тому +342

    This guy's voice is amazing. I could listen to him talk all day.

  • @J-Hue
    @J-Hue 5 років тому +3082

    This dude was def stealing everybody's food. lmao

    • @ermonski
      @ermonski 5 років тому +52

      Just like your typical office pantry!

    • @bronkolie
      @bronkolie 5 років тому +212

      I love how he was describing exactly how you can steal somebody's food and then quickly disclaims that he never did that himself

    • @SheerDrop
      @SheerDrop 5 років тому +179

      "I was one of the only 2 to gain weight in space, the scientists were quite surprised"

    • @juliaguevara4512
      @juliaguevara4512 5 років тому +4

      Jack Scientist: Wow you’re big chungus-looking ash.

    • @jester4886
      @jester4886 4 роки тому +1

      They should have killed him

  • @Viral_Breaking
    @Viral_Breaking 4 роки тому +116

    No one:
    Mike: well in space it’s different. “Silence for 10 seconds”

  • @FharishAhmed
    @FharishAhmed 5 років тому +1040

    8:21 You KNOW he did it!
    btw, he is the funniest astronaut I have ever seen.

    • @mmdday
      @mmdday 5 років тому +15

      that explains his weight gain...

    • @akshatmishra311
      @akshatmishra311 5 років тому +18

      You should listen to Chris Hadfield someday . He is also amazingly funny.

    • @Wakish0069
      @Wakish0069 5 років тому +14

      The way he said " 'MY' purple dot on it" was totally suspicious. That slight pause he took lol

    • @awkwardlycast5801
      @awkwardlycast5801 5 років тому

      Heliocentric model is a lie. Earth is flat and stationary. You'll find my credentials at the end of this pamphlet I wrote: steemit.com/science/@bonapathy/4th-edition-of-a-pilot-and-engineer-s-handbook-to-flat-earth-truth

    • @aether1370
      @aether1370 5 років тому +1

      @@awkwardlycast5801 DM me on discord at Aether#5249, I wanna debate with you

  • @demoncushion9600
    @demoncushion9600 5 років тому +535

    He has mentioned the mac and cheese like 7 times. Some one get me this recipe.

    • @kankereganbada1184
      @kankereganbada1184 4 роки тому +11

      The secret is to use sperm as a moisterisor

    • @zchms9273
      @zchms9273 4 роки тому +8

      Why

    • @zaam5506
      @zaam5506 3 роки тому +16

      @@kankereganbada1184 I can’t look at Mac n cheese the same way again because of what you said

    • @kankereganbada1184
      @kankereganbada1184 3 роки тому

      *me

  • @comment514
    @comment514 4 роки тому +462

    Flat earthers be like: "they are eating cgi!"

    • @brixxconnor3411
      @brixxconnor3411 4 роки тому +46

      @Comment, clearly the foods are paid actors.

    • @Seabee203
      @Seabee203 4 роки тому +11

      @@brixxconnor3411 No, better. The ISS is the paid actor!

    • @wheatley7083
      @wheatley7083 4 роки тому +13

      @@Seabee203 no space is obviously cgi

    • @sauviel6296
      @sauviel6296 3 роки тому +2

      You guys are such mongoloids. The cgi obviously a cgi.

    • @mikeypao526
      @mikeypao526 3 роки тому

      Wait there’s people that still believe this stuff is real? Lemme sell you some NASA merch

  • @PirateOfTheNorth
    @PirateOfTheNorth 5 років тому +1447

    This guy could become a meme: but in space it’s different

  • @mtnation2923
    @mtnation2923 5 років тому +391

    “He put a Swedish fish inside of it, so we had kinda of like an aquarium” xD

    • @honkydorry7691
      @honkydorry7691 5 років тому

      “Kinda of like” learn how to speak English sir

    • @tybrown7112
      @tybrown7112 5 років тому +42

      :/ English may not be their first language. Try to be kind.

    • @petrathorsty3833
      @petrathorsty3833 4 роки тому +1

      😂 this bit cracked me up so much

  • @cronialpaler
    @cronialpaler 4 роки тому +128

    "The tragedy of space flight is you can't get pizza."
    >Last name Massimino
    heh

    • @Mrempoleon100
      @Mrempoleon100 3 роки тому +7

      1:27 "I like italian food apearently"
      Me: look again at his last name
      Heh

  • @jaclyn4098
    @jaclyn4098 5 років тому +253

    *explains how something works on Earth*
    "But in SPACE.....it's different." *dramatic effect*
    repeat that ten times.

  • @mochigumaptf8714
    @mochigumaptf8714 5 років тому +1012

    Kids: Space
    Adults: 6 months of free rent and free food

  • @jadynlozada8181
    @jadynlozada8181 4 роки тому +93

    These stories are so fascinating and sometimes hilarious 😂

  • @Anna-yj5jo
    @Anna-yj5jo 5 років тому +435

    Sign of a good astronaut?
    World: Knowledge, courage, determination
    Mike: ... Locking the straw 13:24

    • @Kannon_BR
      @Kannon_BR 5 років тому

      It´s because to be an average astronaut, having knowledge, courage and determination is common place for all of them. There is no "pay to win" for REAL astronauts, so in the end, it´s your behaviour in a close environment with people and attention to details like this that are going to define you as good astronaut.

    • @faridhadj1238
      @faridhadj1238 5 років тому +2

      Calixto Amorim r/wooosh

  • @alexcarter8807
    @alexcarter8807 5 років тому +1992

    USSR - first man in space.
    USA - first "wise guy" in space.

    • @PowerWindows3813
      @PowerWindows3813 5 років тому +4

      Lul🤣

    • @Tonyrg1988
      @Tonyrg1988 5 років тому +121

      usa - first man to gain weight in space

    • @ReignCharger
      @ReignCharger 5 років тому +48

      Mike "The Orbit' Massimino

    • @FirstnameLastname-kn5sw
      @FirstnameLastname-kn5sw 5 років тому +46

      Ey I'm SpaceWalkin' ere!

    • @rockzs74r
      @rockzs74r 5 років тому +37

      First man to "steal" in space. He definitely switched the food and get more macaroni

  • @crystalinabacteria3430
    @crystalinabacteria3430 4 роки тому +25

    Love how this guy talks. could listen to him allday

  • @daveg.
    @daveg. 5 років тому +588

    I like how he emphasizes the “ball” shape of the earth. Hes just like “come on flat-earthers, make my day.”

    • @SacredDaturaa
      @SacredDaturaa 5 років тому +11

      @Arkadij Friedt you make me sad.

    • @hellothere7565
      @hellothere7565 5 років тому +11

      @Arkadij Friedt you make me sad

    • @aether1370
      @aether1370 5 років тому +10

      @Arkadij Friedt you make me sad

    • @Sevaiah
      @Sevaiah 5 років тому +6

      Arkadij Friedt you make me sad

    • @Jackmerius_Tacktheritrix5733
      @Jackmerius_Tacktheritrix5733 5 років тому +2

      Dave G. Do you plan on wearing that uniform after the war is over?

  • @indiebaby
    @indiebaby 5 років тому +63

    This is the kinda of programming that should be recommended to kids. Really wholesome stuff.

  • @MacClellandMan
    @MacClellandMan 4 роки тому +46

    "Dude, your cookie got in my eye!"

  • @zynaisha2775
    @zynaisha2775 5 років тому +173

    Not related to anything he talked about but his voice is like so soothing

    • @TheMoises1213
      @TheMoises1213 5 років тому +1

      Zyn Aisha right!

    • @MiSSJUiCEBOXXLiVE
      @MiSSJUiCEBOXXLiVE 4 роки тому +1

      It sounds so familiar and I can’t place it 🤯💆🏽‍♀️

    • @rezadroidjr
      @rezadroidjr 4 роки тому +1

      Exacrly his voice is deep🔥

    • @twizzycoutinho1130
      @twizzycoutinho1130 4 роки тому +1

      Yessssss. I was actually thinking about how nice his voice is

  • @dabay200
    @dabay200 5 років тому +415

    Massimino is just so funny, always thought astronauts were strict by the book space nerds.

    • @TheUchihaRin
      @TheUchihaRin 5 років тому +63

      I was thinking they have to be really likable if they have to live in tight quarters with their coworkers in space.

    • @shino8854
      @shino8854 4 роки тому +6

      Oh yeah, you can tell he loves his coke and whores, a real party animal.

    • @canaisyoung3601
      @canaisyoung3601 2 роки тому +5

      Maybe in the 1960s they were, but times changed. Or maybe that's just a popular stereotype about them.

  • @christianmartinez2179
    @christianmartinez2179 2 роки тому +8

    8:30
    The commander watching this: you little son of a...

  • @lostinconfusion5848
    @lostinconfusion5848 5 років тому +511

    Oh look a shooting star make a wish”
    This guy: nah its just trash burning through the atmosphere

    • @theespatier4456
      @theespatier4456 5 років тому +2

      Lost in confusion Rotten apples

    • @Kalumbatsch
      @Kalumbatsch 5 років тому +17

      An old bag of astronaut ice cream.

    • @Derideo
      @Derideo 5 років тому +1

      @@theespatier4456 Rotten fruit... in space? Oh, he must be talking about the astro nots.

    • @SunflowerSpotlight
      @SunflowerSpotlight 5 років тому

      ArraysStartAtThePowerOf0 Mom’s spaghetti.

    • @valpardo6405
      @valpardo6405 5 років тому +2

      Doesnt all of our dreams start off as or end as burning trash anyway?

  • @waddlinggg
    @waddlinggg 5 років тому +83

    I met this man in real life at an event at Columbia University about two or three years ago. He's inspired me to be an engineer. Thank you!

    • @bellz9113
      @bellz9113 5 років тому +5

      Gppd for you. I hope you achieve your dreams!

  • @terranrepublic7023
    @terranrepublic7023 3 роки тому +16

    The great thing about this guy is... he tells you the (dark and disgusting) truths about space travel but he delivered it in such a funny way that you still dream about going to space even after learning them

  • @HZ-fg9sf
    @HZ-fg9sf 5 років тому +348

    “I like Italian apparently.” - Massimino
    😂 This guy is full of great deadpan quotes.
    Neat footage too. Love seeing the humorous nature of the space crew. That group tortilla juggling 😆 I guess earth rules of “Don’t play with your food” doesn’t apply above the stratosphere.

    • @mj-yo7vt
      @mj-yo7vt 5 років тому +3

      I'm Russian and it's funny to see Russian products and writings inside the station lol

  • @ensey.
    @ensey. 5 років тому +135

    Regular people: I eat breakfast right after I wake up
    Astronauts: I break my fast during my post-sleep period.

    • @Waftey
      @Waftey 4 роки тому +1

      That's how people sound smart

  • @lalaloza4703
    @lalaloza4703 3 роки тому +22

    “All we have is tortillas”
    Basically every Mexican dad ever: 𝘁𝗵𝗮𝘁 𝗶𝘀 𝘃𝗲𝗿𝘆 𝗺𝘂𝗰𝗵 𝗮 𝗰𝗼𝗺𝗽𝗹𝗲𝘁𝗲 𝗺𝗲𝗮𝗹

  • @shtechvn
    @shtechvn 5 років тому +40

    I like how this gentleman talk and the way he expresses his feeling. So nice and soothing to watch.

  • @Iamonepercent
    @Iamonepercent 5 років тому +93

    I just can't stop imagining how great that spinal decompression must feel.

    • @Pallineon
      @Pallineon 5 років тому +3

      Exactly!

    • @MaiaraBela
      @MaiaraBela 5 років тому

      Actually Chris Hadfield said that decompression is often painful, and some people feel back pain while in space

  • @yuzurucookie0227
    @yuzurucookie0227 4 роки тому +34

    ”In space, its different" *SPACE INTENSIFY*

  • @godsfart
    @godsfart 5 років тому +410

    This is the guy that named Howard Wolowitz Froot Loops LOL

    • @FharishAhmed
      @FharishAhmed 5 років тому +22

      LOL Thank you! That's why he looked so familiar!

    • @nukepacifista9188
      @nukepacifista9188 5 років тому +10

      It takes time to find you... finally... i may rest now

    • @eloisearthrell2832
      @eloisearthrell2832 5 років тому +6

      I know I was like OMG is that the astronaut that Howard went to 'space' with.

  • @MaxPower-vf8kt
    @MaxPower-vf8kt 5 років тому +226

    This guy definitely stole Howard Wolowitz's space brisket.

  • @elena.larsen08
    @elena.larsen08 4 роки тому +85

    "you see more of the curve of the earth"
    flat earthers take notes

  • @RiverSiege
    @RiverSiege 5 років тому +152

    I love this guy, he had great stories and experiences to share in an entertaining way, more of him please!

  • @robjef622
    @robjef622 5 років тому +393

    Wired is now officially my favorite educational channel. You guys never run out of interesting content!

    • @rydoggo
      @rydoggo 5 років тому +5

      Wired and Vanity Fair

    • @sergiolandz6056
      @sergiolandz6056 5 років тому +2

      that is just too bad you cannot do your own research.

    • @shekel8245
      @shekel8245 5 років тому +1

      This says a lot about the state of western education

    • @Janjanjjaakkiiccaa333
      @Janjanjjaakkiiccaa333 5 років тому

      Nah. JUST take it back. Much more you can learn elsware

    • @NJ-wb1cz
      @NJ-wb1cz 5 років тому +5

      @@shekel8245 yeah, your comment does, actually. "Favorite educational channel" doesn't imply anything about sources of education for that person, it merely means that among UA-cam channels in the educational category this one is their favorite based on unspecified characteristics. Probably due to professional editing and scripts and celebrity hosts, but that's just my conjecture.

  • @dadadede9359
    @dadadede9359 4 роки тому +27

    "But in space, its different"
    *Light starts moving to another angle*

  • @Jamesangstman
    @Jamesangstman 5 років тому +146

    "not saying i ever did this" dont worry bud secrets safe with us

  • @amanmohamed8122
    @amanmohamed8122 5 років тому +194

    Commando:"I knew someone took my cocktail!"

    • @mfThump
      @mfThump 5 років тому +15

      *"dont make me land this thing!"*

  • @julienguyen6845
    @julienguyen6845 4 роки тому +7

    I’ve watched each space video with Mike around 4 times because each topic is just so well explained and interesting to listen to

  • @zipz3215
    @zipz3215 5 років тому +318

    "its gotta be nutritious" instantly cuts to a strawberry shortcake clip lmao

    •  4 роки тому +9

      Lotta calories in a shortcake. Among other things. Is it "healthy" for you? Probably not. But is it nutritious? Absolutely. Plus in space psychology matters just as much as physiology.

  • @stevea1708
    @stevea1708 5 років тому +791

    is the food designed so that people don't get diarrhea ? next episode on this should be about human waste

    • @alineoliveirasilva54
      @alineoliveirasilva54 5 років тому +48

      this coment is so underrated

    • @AG-mt3xs
      @AG-mt3xs 5 років тому +50

      @@alineoliveirasilva54 Agreed! Makes you wonder what happens if someone gets food poisoning...or perhaps was exposed to Norovirus before launch. Oh....that would be bad.

    • @Edgarrre
      @Edgarrre 5 років тому +14

      It should be about hygiene in fact. I wonder how the shower

    • @archerfn8665
      @archerfn8665 5 років тому +4

      xThelq I hard they use dry shampoo for their hair but I don’t know about how they clean their bodies. I’d imagine they wouldn’t have to shower as much as they would on earth because there’s not much to get them dirty up on the ISS

    • @esfitnesspro2455
      @esfitnesspro2455 5 років тому +16

      As a personal trainer and former escort and serial "cheater"... Baby wipes are an easy easy way to "shower" quickly.

  • @doylethelovely2555
    @doylethelovely2555 4 роки тому +5

    Seeing all this footage of people just eating in space and just being people is so cool

  • @Paperfiasco
    @Paperfiasco 5 років тому +149

    Somewhere out there a former mate of his going to watch this go “THAT’S WHERE MY SHRIMP COCKTAIL WENT!.... sonuvabitch!” lol

  • @starlanceleo
    @starlanceleo 5 років тому +146

    He totally switched the colours when he got ice cream. 😂

  • @Max529-i2n
    @Max529-i2n 7 місяців тому +1

    @8:00 I love this guy LOL. I met him once, and he is super humble.

  • @mariapz101
    @mariapz101 5 років тому +412

    why do i want this man to be my dad

    • @camerondaniels6751
      @camerondaniels6751 4 роки тому +30

      Daddy issues....
      Call me..

    • @SKS6184-
      @SKS6184- 4 роки тому +18

      Josh Charles wtf don’t make assumptions. You never know. Besides they’re just saying that he’s funny and easy going and would be fun to have as a parent

    • @SKS6184-
      @SKS6184- 4 роки тому +5

      Josh Charles thank you, I know I’ll get through it, thanks a lot 😊

    • @geovannacelin
      @geovannacelin 4 роки тому +1

      Cause he went to space

    • @NightHawke
      @NightHawke 4 роки тому +4

      "Cause he's hella cool!

  • @CyberRacer
    @CyberRacer 5 років тому +70

    I can imagine him saying “In space it’s different ...” to their grandchildren for every situation

  • @phaenon6378
    @phaenon6378 3 роки тому +9

    "how do you like space ice cream?"
    This guy- "and I took that personally"

  • @TheGreatCooLite
    @TheGreatCooLite 5 років тому +970

    Gordon Ramsay needs to try to cook for astronauts.

    • @fiyerolee
      @fiyerolee 5 років тому +18

      heston already did it ua-cam.com/video/ZofEql_zuac/v-deo.html

    • @MarloSoBalJr
      @MarloSoBalJr 5 років тому +41

      Kitchen Nightmares in Space
      only on *FOX*

    • @Sathish_12
      @Sathish_12 5 років тому +27

      Gorden:U said its fresh but it is frozen😂😂

    • @spacekgb
      @spacekgb 5 років тому +4

      Problem is that is space because of stuff with your mucus in 0g, everything tastes more bland.

    • @sethcrafton1177
      @sethcrafton1177 5 років тому +2

      The Great CooLite WHERES THE FREEZEDRIED LAMB SAUCE
      WHAT ARE YOU AN IDIOT TORTILLA SANDWICH

  • @ninogagasa1754
    @ninogagasa1754 5 років тому +104

    Im overwhelmed of how much planning it takes for going to space. This video is 17mins and its only about food.

    • @billygilmusic5072
      @billygilmusic5072 4 роки тому +5

      and it's extremely simplified as I'm sure the research is overwhelming to say the least

  • @noahw1023
    @noahw1023 3 роки тому +6

    Mike is now a professor at Columbia University. I'd show up to every class if he was my professor

  • @XMattingly
    @XMattingly 5 років тому +106

    8:14 Mike Massimo: “I’m not saying I ever did this”
    Narrator Voiceover: “*YEP*. He did it.” 😄

  • @JaLuBru
    @JaLuBru 5 років тому +948

    0:32 "you can see the kurve of the planet"
    Flat Earthers: TRIGGERED

    • @steinarjakobsen4947
      @steinarjakobsen4947 5 років тому +105

      Flat Earthers: tHeY wErE uSiNg A fIsHeYe LeNs!

    • @Tehgoat
      @Tehgoat 5 років тому +86

      FLAT EARTHERS: NASA drugs the food to make the astronauts think the world is round

    • @jonas1630
      @jonas1630 5 років тому +34

      Flat Earthers wouldn't even believe this footage...they say that there aren't even astronauts in space and the iss doesn't exist

    • @AlexRaxach
      @AlexRaxach 5 років тому

      the flatters acknowledge the curvature of the planet, I don't see why they'd get triggered. unless you are talking about the just a pizza slice planet people

    • @jonas1630
      @jonas1630 5 років тому +23

      @@AlexRaxach do you understand what FLAT Earthers are?

  • @AKNativ
    @AKNativ 4 роки тому +2

    1:22
    Honesty Level: 100

  • @captainsinclair7954
    @captainsinclair7954 5 років тому +49

    When he mentioned that you could change the dots on the food packages, I immediately thought “I pulled a sneaky on you, commander.”

  • @AM2PMReviews
    @AM2PMReviews 5 років тому +392

    I want my wife to talk about me like this guy talks about pizza. 🤣

    • @thecatfather857
      @thecatfather857 4 роки тому +5

      Sounds like you need some marriage counseling, then.
      That’s right, I went there! 😂

    • @E_E69
      @E_E69 2 роки тому

      Marital problems, hilarious!😂

  • @thercracer1717
    @thercracer1717 3 роки тому +1

    These guys are literally the coolest guys ever

  • @mrfatbuns5794
    @mrfatbuns5794 5 років тому +88

    "In space its different"
    I Love this guy. Want to see more, already watched the other 2. MORE

  • @spacey_gracie
    @spacey_gracie 5 років тому +30

    I love listening to this man talk.. I mean is it just me or is his voice so soothing..

  • @RalphReagan
    @RalphReagan 4 роки тому +1

    I remember Joe Kerwin eating corn flakes on the KC-135. He was a great guy.

  • @IllusionSector
    @IllusionSector 5 років тому +119

    1:27 _I like Italian food, apparently._ Imagine *that,* Prof. Massimino!

  • @zeromailss
    @zeromailss 5 років тому +405

    I'm one of the few people that gain weight
    8:20 I'm not saying I've ever did this
    Press ( X ) to doubt

  • @GioVanniRimz
    @GioVanniRimz 4 роки тому +7

    i love the EFX when he says "in space it's different"

  • @MrRafsany
    @MrRafsany 5 років тому +171

    omg, this man reminds me of Mr. Incredible!

  • @judgejhf7848
    @judgejhf7848 5 років тому +71

    Am I the only one that’s concerned that they did the rating scale 1-9????

    • @lisamartin3734
      @lisamartin3734 5 років тому +9

      I know I was like where's 10 ???

    • @sta1RR
      @sta1RR 4 роки тому

      All you need is a range, simple to keep it in 1 digit, same time providing maximum options so 1-9 instead 10

  • @Felix2008ify
    @Felix2008ify 4 роки тому +7

    Seeing the outer space is too scary. I cant imagine living it there and doing every job.

  • @zapfanzapfan
    @zapfanzapfan 5 років тому +96

    "I'm not saying I ever did this" = I did it every day :-)