Imagine if Saxton Hale had his own game. It would be like Saxton Hale: The Video Game The CEO of Mann Co. and the manliest mann on Earth has come under an astonishing predicament! A far away alien race has traveled to our planet. They are......The HIPPIE MARTIANS! On one peaceful, war ridden day, Hale enjoys a rare breakfast steak. Then, to his surprise, there comes a bright light through the window! No, it's not an Australium rocket malfunction, it's........THE HIPPIE MARTIANS! The hippie martians only have one purpose: to shut down Mann Co. for good. However, Saxton sure as hell won't let that happen, not if his two fists have anything to say about it! Play as Saxton Hale through 12 adrenaline gorged levels, punching the mar-i-jew-wana out of numerous hippies! Unlock higher difficulty levels and fight against foes such as the zombie hippie, the ninja hippie, and the robo hippie! Nothing can stand in the way of your might! Progress through the stages, and find the ultimate force of destruction, the Ell Ess Dee Gun! It is the hippies' secret weapon, a projectile of endless hallucination induced stupidity! What will you do? Call on your faithful customers, the mercenaries! The heavy, scout, spy, all of them are ready to fight for your cause! Use teamwork! With help from an Engineer, you can build a gottam cannon, which is a modified dispenser that shoots gottams at the enemy! Witness as countless hippies are walloped to the ground by the annoyingness of overused memes! The medic can give you a supercharge, which is like an ubercharge, but instead of granting invulnerability from those pot smoking stoners, you gain the ability to use your mightiest weapon yet! It is the CHEST HAIR LAZ0R! This manly epicness of a weapon can cut straight through any hippie that is stupid enough to get in its way! With the help of your fists, weapons, mercenaries, chest hair, and Australia, show those useless hippies who's boss....Boss of MANN CO. AND ALL THAT IS AWESOME! Order now and Saxton Hale will spare your life! P.S. If this game isn't epic enough to stop your adrenaline gorged heart for five ENTIRE SECONDS, Saxton Hale will send you a notarized certificate confirming YOU DO NOT EXIST! Price: $40, less if Lord Gaben says so.
@@Mechjeb661 Valid point I think pyro,scout and heavy would work but saxton would work best as he is all about hand combat but not many know Saxton Hale outside of TF2
Poker night at the inventory like situation where it's hale or heavy with other really strong steam characters. Or hell even obscure characters like the soldiers in alien swarm or spiral knights
all I can say is: SSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOONNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN HHHHHHHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAALLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Tf2 class introductions in smash as a joke: Soldier Prepares for making haircuts! Scout Batters up! Pyro brings the Hea-Rainbows, Unicorns and Bubbles! Engineer brings out the wrench! Demoman Detonates into the battlefield! Heavy Rews up the competition! Medic is fully charged! Spy comes for your mothers! Sniper readies his Jarate!
This is just Franky's theme from one-piece, it fits surprisingly well for Saxton. The only differences is Franky is American and Drinks cola. Edit: Just want to throw this out but Franky is one of my 3 favorite characters from onepiece
welcome to my company, traitors!, well i guess after i defeat you all then i could say that line- anyways you traitors are doomed,prepare for SAXTOOOON HAAAAALE!
Did you guys know that this mode was ported to another FPS known as MM8BDM? It's slightly different when it comes to bosses, music, and graphics though.
Reader, if you thought the first two pages of my comic contained too much bare-knuckled excitement, then get ready to have your eyes break from widening in surprise and your comic-holding hands fall off your very arms when you get a look at the rest of the action-packed ish, starring me! Saxton Haaaaale!!!!!!!
if they ever make a fighting game about team fortress 2 i can bet my shoes that saxton hale would be the final boss and hell it going to be a broken god tier character to fight against.
0:00 dont mind this little ol'comment
Oh Hell Yeah. ! Memories. ! ^^ +1
low iq comment and pin 😂
dont mind this little ol’ reply
@@itsonlyzaq you minded this comment so I will mind you
@@TheGeneralB whoopsy
IF YOUR HEART DOESN'T STOP BEATING IN THE NEXT 5 SECONDS I'LL SEND A CERTIFRICATE CONFIRMING YOU DO NOT EXIST!
Oh Hell Yeah. ! Memories. ! ^^ +1 100. Likes. ! +1
“Of fuck”
**becomes ragdoll and falls down with sound of Heavy dying**
I want to make that a real thing
Oh crap i dont exist. I gotta tell my mom!
Noo-!
Imagine if Saxton Hale had his own game. It would be like
Saxton Hale: The Video Game
The CEO of Mann Co. and the manliest mann on Earth has come under an astonishing predicament! A far away alien race has traveled to our planet. They are......The HIPPIE MARTIANS! On one peaceful, war ridden day, Hale enjoys a rare breakfast steak. Then, to his surprise, there comes a bright light through the window! No, it's not an Australium rocket malfunction, it's........THE HIPPIE MARTIANS! The hippie martians only have one purpose: to shut down Mann Co. for good. However, Saxton sure as hell won't let that happen, not if his two fists have anything to say about it! Play as Saxton Hale through 12 adrenaline gorged levels, punching the mar-i-jew-wana out of numerous hippies! Unlock higher difficulty levels and fight against foes such as the zombie hippie, the ninja hippie, and the robo hippie! Nothing can stand in the way of your might! Progress through the stages, and find the ultimate force of destruction, the Ell Ess Dee Gun! It is the hippies' secret weapon, a projectile of endless hallucination induced stupidity! What will you do? Call on your faithful customers, the mercenaries! The heavy, scout, spy, all of them are ready to fight for your cause! Use teamwork! With help from an Engineer, you can build a gottam cannon, which is a modified dispenser that shoots gottams at the enemy! Witness as countless hippies are walloped to the ground by the annoyingness of overused memes! The medic can give you a supercharge, which is like an ubercharge, but instead of granting invulnerability from those pot smoking stoners, you gain the ability to use your mightiest weapon yet! It is the CHEST HAIR LAZ0R! This manly epicness of a weapon can cut straight through any hippie that is stupid enough to get in its way! With the help of your fists, weapons, mercenaries, chest hair, and Australia, show those useless hippies who's boss....Boss of MANN CO. AND ALL THAT IS AWESOME!
Order now and Saxton Hale will spare your life!
P.S. If this game isn't epic enough to stop your adrenaline gorged heart for five ENTIRE SECONDS, Saxton Hale will send you a notarized certificate confirming YOU DO NOT EXIST!
Price: $40, less if Lord Gaben says so.
+Bombz a Shellz I know that, but there is no game in which you can murder hippie martians.
***** Thanks for the offer, but I'm not a developer, just a guy with some random ideas.
I need that game as much as Saxton Hale needs steak.
SAXTON HALE is here
You really thought that through
Valve needs to make a game where you play as Saxton Hale going around and fucking shit up
+Let's Touch Weiners OH GOOD LORD YES PLEASE
VSH
Garrys mod
This seems like it could work for smash
@@Mechjeb661 Valid point I think pyro,scout and heavy would work but saxton would work best as he is all about hand combat but not many know Saxton Hale outside of TF2
This really does fit as Saxton Hale's theme.
I blast this on every single round of the new VSH
Yeah, me too. I even sync it up so saxton hale bursts out of his spawn right as the beat drops.
I was in a game of vsh and someone started blasting this just, best round ever
@@theletterE.HDMI1 that was me lol
After finding this, me too
Same should have been made official with the rest of the mode.
smash dlc (possibly)
SAXTON HALE PUNCHES THE COMPETITION INTO OBLIVION!
it'd probably work better than heavy in smash
Si
Just one left if it is I'll be screaming like a girl even higher pitch then my sister
Demoman
It would be awesome if this played in Versus Saxton Hale.
If only that was a thing, like an event
now it does lol
Golden saxxy hale, which in some servers, this does play
well your wish succeded, in a FF2 server when you play as Saxton Hale this song can play.
In the menu
This an original soundtrack from One Piece but does suit Saxton's character
i can imagine Saxton steal the theme from one piece then processes to sue one piece that they steal It from him
@@gaster-vl3lp SAXTON HALE MOMENT
0:08 should have put saxton hale shouting "SAXTON HALE!!!!!" then
I wish Saxton Hale had his own game. I could easily see him in a beat em up game
Poker night at the inventory like situation where it's hale or heavy with other really strong steam characters. Or hell even obscure characters like the soldiers in alien swarm or spiral knights
I could see saxton as a funny but cool character to be added as a mod for street fighter
Rise up for Australia's national anthem.
More like Water 7's national anthem lol
When did Saxton become a cola powered cyborg?
all I can say is:
SSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOONNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN HHHHHHHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAALLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
You missed an e at the end.... But it doesnt matter!
Darth Doge SAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAANNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEESSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!)))))
The “Saxton” part isn’t as long as the “Hale” part in the clips
Man this song is SUUUUUUUUPER!!
Tf2 class introductions in smash as a joke:
Soldier Prepares for making haircuts!
Scout Batters up!
Pyro brings the Hea-Rainbows, Unicorns and Bubbles!
Engineer brings out the wrench!
Demoman Detonates into the battlefield!
Heavy Rews up the competition!
Medic is fully charged!
Spy comes for your mothers!
Sniper readies his Jarate!
Saxton Hale makes his australian grand entrance
Demo detonates the battlefield
Saxton Hale! Punches his through the competition!
@@jockdouglass3824 Saxton Hale! Beats The Crap Outta The Competition With His Bare Hands!
Engineer - Moving his gear up!
The ones who disliked are going to taste AUSTRALIAN JUSTICE
SAXTON HALE: PUNCH EVERYTHING TO EXTINCTION
FINAL BATTLE: SHOW IN THE MOUNTAIN
RIP Touhou Hale Group 2015
it went down? lmao there are better servers
@@heftymagic4814 years ago
@@TheMasterGamer64 what??
This would work so well in Smash. Idk why
SAXTON HALE GAMING
finally the true 10th class
This is just Franky's theme from one-piece, it fits surprisingly well for Saxton. The only differences is Franky is American and Drinks cola.
Edit: Just want to throw this out but Franky is one of my 3 favorite characters from onepiece
If Franky wants his theme back, Saxton would be happy to fight him for it.
CAN WE GET MUCH HIGHER
@@SeerOfTheWest the real question is who would win.
It also appears before franky when luffy and a camel were chased by a giant lizard in the desert
Its like you trying to capture Saxton Hale in your pokeball with your pokemon.
SAXTON HAAALLLEEEEEEEE
welcome to my company, traitors!, well i guess after i defeat you all then i could say that line- anyways you traitors are doomed,prepare for SAXTOOOON HAAAAALE!
*Saxton hale gaming.*
What if Saxton fighted Merasmuss? That'd be amazing boys
We rlly need someone to make a saxton hale theme
why can I just imagine a mixture of franky and saxton hale now 💀
with how crazy freak fortress 2 gets, the most chad boss is still undeniably normal hale
Thought it would be typical TF2 style, my expectation were below what any mortal could comprehend
just noticed he's standing on demoman
evrey time i hear this theme i scream out SAXTON HAIL
i fear no man but that man
it scares me
I fear no man, but that thing...
It's more than a man
İ fear no man but that Man İs Not just a man
He is The MAN
that mann*
@@kayragur3542 exactly
VSH IS AN OFFICIAL GAMEMODE NOW!!!!
Edit: this aged like milk
Edit 2: my first edit aged like milk
It will be back soon
Don't worry, it's back now.
More like aged like cheese
@@weegeegaming2201cheese is enemy, it's evil and forsaken by LACTOSE INTOLERANT
its back even more
franky and saxton would be bros. dunno why i think theyd just get along real well
The name's Saxton Hale, Australian, CEO of MANN CO and the man who's gonna burn this place to the ground!
Saxton VS the entire US army
WHO WINS!!1!1!
Saxton 100%
SSSAAAAXXXTOOOOOOOONNN!!!!! *PPPPPOOOOOOUUUUUUUNNNNCCHHHH!!!!!!!!*
SAXTON HAAAAAAAAALEEEEEEEEEE!!!
I could see him in Super Smash Bros.
Edit: I only noticed now that he's stepping on the Demoman.
2013?? never found a vsh server with this theme on saxton till this year
SAXTOOON HAAAAAAALE!!!
Oh Hell Yeah. ! Memories. ! ^^ +1
Did you guys know that this mode was ported to another FPS known as MM8BDM? It's slightly different when it comes to bosses, music, and graphics though.
Saxton Hale you Rock.
This is very cool, kinda sounds like the Japanese score for DBZ
One piece actually
Reader, if you thought the first two pages of my comic contained too much bare-knuckled excitement, then get ready to have your eyes break from widening in surprise and your comic-holding hands fall off your very arms when you get a look at the rest of the action-packed ish, starring me!
Saxton Haaaaale!!!!!!!
if they ever make a fighting game about team fortress 2 i can bet my shoes that saxton hale would be the final boss and hell it going to be a broken god tier character to fight against.
This fells like the theme for a 90's Saxton Hale action Anime
it is just not saxton hale. its called one piece
SUUUPPPEERR!!! ⭐️
Canon Helena: "Thank God I got away from that raptor"
Animated Series Helena:
I dig this though!
saxton hale could solo the one piece verse in a single week
bro forgot about devil fruits
@@hungryartist43 you don't need devil fruits when you've got australium
SAXTON HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAALE!
SAXTON HAAAAAAAALE!
SUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUPER
Now I wanna know who would win in a fight between Saxton Hale and Gaston
Madcap
dis hits harder than Saxton screaming "SAXTON PUNCH!"
I genuinely thought this was some kind of fanmade theme for Hale until I realized this was Frankie One Piece theme.
i love this
SUPERRRR 🦾🤖
I am filled with the power of AUSTRALIA!
This is going straight to my playlist on car rides
PREPARE TO FACE ASTRAULIAN JUSTICE
makes me think a vsh server should give the saxton hale a franky skin
It actually does on some servers
Who would win saxton hale or painis cupcake
Saxton
Demopan
Hale
*SAXTON HAAAAAAAALE!*
"SAXTON HALE GAMING"
Saxton hale.
This theme suits saxton hale way more than it does franky
SAXTON HALE ENJOYERS REJOICE
Saxton haaaaale
SSSSSUPER!!!
This is SUUUUUUUUPEEEEERRRRR!!!!
Love the beat ❤
SUUUUUUUPER
SUUUUPA-SAXTON-HALEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!
I feel like this would be his theme if he was in Smash.
Real men fight! They don’t heal!
We need a Saxton Hale posing like Franky in a SFM
Músic saxton Hale.heavy:mmm is nice
SAXTON HALEEEEEEEEEEEE
This is best music for a man that kills his own mercenaries and punching yetis that they went extinct
SUUUUUUPEEEEEEER
SSUUUUUUUPEEERRRRR
SAXTOOOOOON PUNCH!!! 💥👊⚡
SAXTON!!!
Forget Johnny Bravo. Saxton Hale is the real original All Might
Wait, isn’t this franky one piece theme?
Hardest One Man Australian Mayhem
SAXTON HALEEEEEE!!!!!
Praying this song isn't ruined by yegg praying this song isn't ruined by yegg
THIS WATCH WAS DESIGNED SPECIALLY BY MANN CO SO I COULD KILL YOU TWICE.
God I fucking love saxton hale
That’s franky theme
Saxton hale!!!!!!!!!!!!!
saxton hale!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
No problem. (sorry if I sounded rude...)
franky theme
Saxton haleeeeeeeeeeeeeee!
Sounds like One Piece.
"GOMU GOMU NO... KONG GUN!"
In fact, this theme actually comes from one piece
Franky's theme from One Piece.
Credit the original next time.
Finally someone noticed that