@@DVAcme Ehh, you can never know that... At the end of the day she's a prostitute, house pays extremely well so she'd obviously want to provide good "customer service" to get repeat business. We've also seen how good of an actor she is and part of the job is convincing patients it's "not about the money", tricking them into thinking there's actually a connection there. I'm sure she enjoyed the acting gig as a nice change of scenery but the rest of it is more obligation because she's still "on shift", didn't clock out yet. If she enjoyed it so much she'd give him a discount or not have him pay at all, accept a "better job" for less pay. You could be right but no way to tell for sure. Downsides of paying someone to hang out with you, you never know for sure if they actually enjoy your company or they're just acting. They probably do but who really knows to what degree...
@@pesokpesok Picture yourself just thinking that you murdered a patient as part of scam recording in the internet and how you might be thinking things out so logically and clearly. 😊
@@simonwang8859 it's actually kind of smart. They're probably happy to be doing something... other than what they usually do. And they won't tell anybody
@@booqueefious2230 Oh don't beat around the bush, hookers get tired of boning all the time. It sounds cool if you're into that but it loses its shine real quick.
There are 4 types of people: 1. Those who know how to sing and they know it. 2. Those who know how to sing and don't know it. 3. Those who don't know how to sing and don't know it. 4. Those who don't know how to sing and know it. #1 is a minority, but not extremely uncommon. #2 is less likelty than #1. #3 is the majority of people. #4 is an extreme minority of people, about as common as hens' teeth... I am proud to say that I am in group #4....
I love how this video tells a full story, a GREAT story, and tells it well, with no important elements or dialogue left out, all in under seven minutes.
@@Greenkitten45 Well remember the vast majority of those admitted are elderly and also admitted into hospital for a reason, and if they don't improve they don't get un-admitted a lot of the time. Turns out if you gather all the dying people together you can't save them all.
@Samuel Shin My dude, calm down, holy shit. They said it was a 'startling' statistic. People don't think about that kind of shit all the time. I know I don't. When I think of a hospital, I think, "Oh, that's where I go to get _better."_ Not, "Ah yes, the place where the dying all gather." While both ways of thinking are correct there's no need to be getting uppity and insulting someone for having a naive point of view.
Saves one patient, gets revenge on his colleagues and then gets sex from a call girl/prostitute (I'm assuming she's one). This is a normal day for House.
@bscrazy007 You should probably be careful about yout mental health still, telling random people to die just because you didn't have sex is a bit much... I'm no psychologist, but if there is a deeper problem it would do you good to get help for it
@@KlavierMenn hell yeah it's true. Well, most cases. Some just wanted to have the money and the sex. Most wanted to have fun, sex, and the money. Win-win.
Having to fake good sex for men...and women, they have to have good acting, patience, tolerance, secretive, utility. Really I think hookers get a bad rap.
House was totally standing outside those doors since they closed (probably waiting in a nearby room before that), waiting for them to say something he could play off of to make a dramatic entrance. The man hired a hooker to play dead for this moment, you think he's going to waste it by not making a one-liner was he barges into the room?
She got paid over $3000 to pull a prank in a hospital. That has to be more entertaining than what most men ask hookers for in bed. This deal makes the guy from pretty woman look cheap.
@@DeathnoteBB No it isn't, she had no obligation to do anything other than what the client suggested. She clearly wanted it, as she suggested it. That's a really ignorant and wrong take.
Little that they picked up on was House forecasting a little "crisis" for "House"....and all of his accomplices. "She sends one of yours to the Hospital, you send one of his to the Morgue."
"That's blackmail" But the fact he's committing identity fraud is fine? Its been a year people Jesus christ I'm sorry you don't vibe with my sense of humor I get the origanal joke of The show
Worked in a factory warehouse once, a new guy wasn't being very safe so while he was helping on a press brake the operator put his 'arm' in the machine when the new guy was being unsafe. Fake blood, bone, flesh, everything. Scared the new guy into one of the safest people there even when he found out it was fake. It's very surprising that in reality this kind of prank actually gets people to change their habits.
Alejandro Arias Gonzalez But seriously! How would Dr. House react with Kenshiro’s old brother, Toki Kasumi the North Star Soft Fist Holder, who use his assassination kung-fu to implement his pharmaceuticals on his patients which results in light-speed recovery, even from broken limbs?
He has genetic timeline time bomb. Just like his grandfather and father died at a precise age... And now it's his turn to die unless House finds out what is causing it. Anyway... If he dies, the time bomb ends with him. He has no children to pass on the genetic anomaly.
@@ChrisTian-sd5yqI think it was some kind of aneurysm pressing on his brain stem. His heart rate had slowed enough that the doctors actually thought he was dead and were ready to perform an autopsy. He woke up screaming as they were cutting into him. I guess being cut open without anesthetic will bring your heart rate right back up and wake you up.
@@LunatheMoonDragon yeah it was weird when the black doctor was mad at the death row inmate even though they both went to jail and stuff, there was like a classist type of mood of being better than the other. Like the dude was a patient come on
That’s true, I had it and I was bedridden for a year. Dreadful experience. The immune/neurological problems it caused me temporarily ruined my life at 23. Thankfully (thousands of dollars later) I’m back to myself with scars that are essentially invisible. I just wish I’d never endured the trauma. Too many doctors still don’t believe in it despite the overwhelming evidence.
@@gelitrippingkiddo5907 - This is why I wouldn't get breast implants no matter what... I saw first hand one woman who's implants had leaked years ago and she had huge open sores all over her body! The crap was still slowly coming out of her body in clumps for ... I think over a decade after they burst! This should be a lesson to everyone to just be who you are because nothing is worth having big boobs and a ruined future.
Silvia Fox I agree. I can’t judge women for getting them, (I’d be a hypocrite) because when you’re feeling insecure about your chest size it can be maddening. However, I like my strong legs and small chest now. They’ll be perky much longer, besides. That’s always an advantage. I’m a slim girl, the implants were beautifully done but so unnecessary. Aside from aesthetics, the symptoms were so horrifying I don’t know where to start. Being 23 with severe nerve pain... Chronic fatigue syndrome-Esque symptoms. Couldn’t complete simple tasks or work. It was just insane how quickly my body became anorexic looking and frail. I was a complete invalid. I know I’m rambling, but I still see other women saying stuff like, “Oh, not everybody gets these symptoms. I’ll take the risk.” If I’d known that any of the things I experienced were even possible there is no way I would’ve paid so much money to become the walking dead.
I really think Taub needs to get a change of clothes after that. Reminds me of the episode where the policeman stopped breathing and Foreman and House cut into him, and he wakes up.
1:42 Imagine filming this scene. Director: Okay, Hugh we have some filming to do today Hugh: Okay what do you need me to do? Director: Just go sit over there for a minute Hugh: Okay! (waits for 5 minutes), (director walks by) Hugh: Hey, when are we filming? Director: Oh we're done for today, go home
This episode is the reason that I don't understand how Kutner went from "the newbie/replacement/faux-duckling I hate the least" while he was alive to "lovable," "sweet," and the "only genuinely nice person on the show" after he died. I found Kutner was occasionally amusing, usually grating, and a weird vaguely Chase-like combo of smart &creative/goofy & playful, but he wasn't especially sweet or nice, which he proved in "Let Them Eat Cake." He thought this woman had DIED because of his little online caper, yet he didn't express a shred of horror or remorse or regret -- his only concern was about House's reaction and what was it was going to mean for him. Even Foreman -- Foreman! whose only concern is Foreman 99.9% of the time -- felt some genuine sorrow when he killed a patient. But not Kutner. He was just as selfish and twisty as everyone else on this show, and even more so than some.
Taub gets 30%, Chase 25% and House 50%. Although I suppose neither Taub nor Chase have any more blackmail leverage now that House knows, so still a win for Kuttner.
Much more common than most people realize. That moment when you get a song stuck in your head and you can't shake it...for 3 to 4 days...that is a mini-seizsure. Some are just that though, harmless except for the song, but some developed into much more and severe complications that cause brain damage and possible death.
I don't think Kutner owes Taub anything anymore. Taub has nothing on him and was almost equally as guilty. So, I guess, Taub and Kutner will have to make do with measly 12.5% each.
Actually does he even owe Chase anything anymore? My understanding is that it was 25% so that he wouldn’t tell House - well, House knows (and knew the whole time, as it happens) so why is Chase owed 25%?
@@ShaunakDesaiPiano I think they were paying him to run tests for them. He was doing the actual doctor work, since they were too busy with what they were supposed to be doing for House's ACTUAL case.
@laxxla Well, except he wasn't because the patient wasn't real. No test, no money, if House hadn't mentioned Chase's cut, implying he was still making them pay that too.
if taub gets 30%, chase gets 25%, and house gets 50%, that leaves kutner with -5%, meaning that he'd actually lose about $100 every day the site kept running!!
Yeah but no, because as soon as house found out why should he give Taub and Chase there percent as it was to keep them quiet and not tell house. But now he knows they will just split the income 50/50 which is fair as it's in houses name
@@chapman2trappy679 i hadn't thought of that!! but in house's final speech he tells kutner that it's too lucrative "for chase, for me", which i took to mean that he expected him to keep paying the others too as extra payback. although it could just be him showing kutner that he also knows about the payoffs
although now i think of it, chase's cut wasn't actually blackmail, it was to run extra tests for the patients of the website that kutner didn't have time for - something which is still necessary once house knows about it. you're right, taub would probably be cut off, but i think chase and house would still get cuts, making kutner's cut 25%!!
@@burger_kinghorn Except, as mentioned above, House is keeping Chase in for his cut ("It's too lucrative! For Chase, for me..."). Wouldn't be the first time House has helped Chase earn some extra cash, either - remember them splitting the betting pool in "Mirror, Mirror"?
When i first watched this episode, and heard House say "maybe it could still be possible" just started laughing like how far are the writers gonna take this show, reminded me of the madTV sketch on House MD
Omg the way they absolutely dehumanised her and assumed she was faking an aneurysm for attention just because she has tattoos was so insane and infuriating! The worst part is that this actually happens in real life. Sometimes going to the hospital is the worst option. And these two? Wouldn't trust them to pull a splinter out of my finger
put the lime in the coconut and drink it all up put the lime in the coconut and drink it all up put the lime in the coconut and drink it all up put the lime in the coconut and drink it all up put the lime in the coconut and drink it all up put the lime in the coconut and drink it all up
i love how this lady is having the time of her life
She really went all out.
Getting paid decent coin to do something that isn't please a man sexually, is probably an amazing thrill for a anyone in that line of work
@@THEMONSTEREXE Plus, she had so much fun she straight-up told House he could still hit it XD
@@DVAcme And in a morgue! That's something that even money can't do! 3 grand well spent if you ask me.
@@DVAcme Ehh, you can never know that... At the end of the day she's a prostitute, house pays extremely well so she'd obviously want to provide good "customer service" to get repeat business. We've also seen how good of an actor she is and part of the job is convincing patients it's "not about the money", tricking them into thinking there's actually a connection there. I'm sure she enjoyed the acting gig as a nice change of scenery but the rest of it is more obligation because she's still "on shift", didn't clock out yet. If she enjoyed it so much she'd give him a discount or not have him pay at all, accept a "better job" for less pay.
You could be right but no way to tell for sure. Downsides of paying someone to hang out with you, you never know for sure if they actually enjoy your company or they're just acting. They probably do but who really knows to what degree...
"Just don't tell House"
*He already knows.*
House always wins
House always finds out
House is omniscient
House know everything he see you when your sleeping he knows when your awake
nah dont tell mere
Their reactions to her "coming back to life" had me laughing so hard. Tbh I would've reacted the same way.
Their shrieks of shock and horror were the absolute highlight of this episode.
oh come one! they knew House well enough to figure out the scam a second he jumped on top of her
😂😂😂
@@pesokpesok Picture yourself just thinking that you murdered a patient as part of scam recording in the internet and how you might be thinking things out so logically and clearly. 😊
most realistic reaction ive seen in a while. people just just scream, they LOSE THEIR MINDS for a second when you scare them like that lol
The girl who messed with all the doctor's heads and such actually has a pretty good singing voice.
Its surprising how House uses Hookers to do all these different jobs.
@@simonwang8859 it's actually kind of smart. They're probably happy to be doing something... other than what they usually do. And they won't tell anybody
She is a singer according to wikipedia.
@@booqueefious2230 Oh don't beat around the bush, hookers get tired of boning all the time. It sounds cool if you're into that but it loses its shine real quick.
There are 4 types of people:
1. Those who know how to sing and they know it.
2. Those who know how to sing and don't know it.
3. Those who don't know how to sing and don't know it.
4. Those who don't know how to sing and know it.
#1 is a minority, but not extremely uncommon.
#2 is less likelty than #1.
#3 is the majority of people.
#4 is an extreme minority of people, about as common as hens' teeth...
I am proud to say that I am in group #4....
Taub: House is gonna kill us...
*camera turns to House*
House: Slowly. And painfully.
Christina Z. Yes thank you, I too watched the video.
Ey
it's like we watched the same video or something...
moron.
@@Andrew-og7li I'm just highlighting my favourite part of the video - no need to act like House
@@christinaz.271 I take that as a compliment.
I love how this video tells a full story, a GREAT story, and tells it well, with no important elements or dialogue left out, all in under seven minutes.
she could be having a seizure right now🤣
"And you still have three hours left." Damn, she fancies House.
Ummm. She gets paid. Yknow?
She's already been paid 3 grand.
She wants the D.
I guess you could say she wants the M.D
Hugh Laurie? Yeah, always would be free, any three hours, any time. . That man is sizzling hot.
Wintergirl 1492 heck yeah he is
Killed a patient and all you're worried about is your boss being mad?
1/3rd of all admitted die, so yeah it's a bit more extreme
@@ghosty918 That's a startling statistic.
@@Greenkitten45 Well remember the vast majority of those admitted are elderly and also admitted into hospital for a reason, and if they don't improve they don't get un-admitted a lot of the time. Turns out if you gather all the dying people together you can't save them all.
@Samuel Shin My dude, calm down, holy shit. They said it was a 'startling' statistic. People don't think about that kind of shit all the time. I know I don't. When I think of a hospital, I think, "Oh, that's where I go to get _better."_ Not, "Ah yes, the place where the dying all gather." While both ways of thinking are correct there's no need to be getting uppity and insulting someone for having a naive point of view.
@@Dracon350 "Honey, I think we should head to the hospital to get you checked real quick."
*Remembers comment* "I'm going to die."
An English actor playing an American doing an impersonation of a Scottish actor playing an Irish-American - we’re four layers deep here 😳
Yeah, that was brilliant :D
With 666 likes..... 👍🏻
@@staley101 -
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Scottish-connery...who's the Irish American?
@@vineethonkan the character that Connery plays is an Irish-American
"You still have 3 hours left". Some fine professional integrity there.
the way house is like do I? you can see he's thinking of one more prank to pull with those 3 hours he has left🤔🤔🤔
@@raven4k998 lol a prank involving his d and her v
uhhhh yeah not thinking prank i dont think lol more her usualy fare
@@raven4k998
@@raven4k998 Not sure it's a prank he's thinking of having pulled...
@@raven4k998 I think they implied she was not a Thespian but a Prostitute
Not like House would believe you.
"Everybody lies, -everybody dies"-
Tails is disappointed in your recent decisions Wtf, you watch House too?
They're waiting for the second coming again. See with your eyes, my army of flies, when no one's alive (bring me 115).
@@shaereub4450 thank God I thought I was the only one who thought of that
@@shaereub4450 knew I'd find this.
Saves one patient, gets revenge on his colleagues and then gets sex from a call girl/prostitute (I'm assuming she's one). This is a normal day for House.
AresSG business as usual
Did he make a pass at Cuddy or call out Foreman for being black? Those are usually part of it.
And did he troll Wilson by drugging his food or stealing his keys?
batshitcrazy007 username checks out
@bscrazy007 You should probably be careful about yout mental health still, telling random people to die just because you didn't have sex is a bit much... I'm no psychologist, but if there is a deeper problem it would do you good to get help for it
Its surprising how House uses Hookers to do all these different jobs.
Hookers are surprisingly useful in pranks. Also to catch unloyal wifes/husbands (As you can get a man-whore to do the job too! )
@@KlavierMenn hell yeah it's true. Well, most cases. Some just wanted to have the money and the sex. Most wanted to have fun, sex, and the money. Win-win.
@@amon8977 That's what I think, actually. I respect them a lot, since is not easy top deal with men hahhaha.
They always say they'll do anything if the price is right. Why does it have to be sex?
Having to fake good sex for men...and women, they have to have good acting, patience, tolerance, secretive, utility. Really I think hookers get a bad rap.
“House is going to kill us “
He then appears the man has timing
It would've been funny if House had entered saying "Good thing you two are already in the morgue."
House was totally standing outside those doors since they closed (probably waiting in a nearby room before that), waiting for them to say something he could play off of to make a dramatic entrance.
The man hired a hooker to play dead for this moment, you think he's going to waste it by not making a one-liner was he barges into the room?
People whose livelihoods depend on successfully pretending to enjoy your lovemaking, are bound to be excellent actresses.
This deserves so many more likes lmao
@@elzeardbouffier2904 Very kind. Thank you.
I'd agree but porn says otherwise.
In my experience almost all women are very good at pretending to enjoy lovemaking.
@pingufromindia said, "Acting is a bit more than screaming oohing aahing sounds"
So is convincing an awful lover that his attentions are enjoyed...
She put the lime in the coconut. DOCTERR 🥥🥥🥥
Reservoir Dog's ending comes to mind instantly xd
@@Kacpa2 Didn't even think of that, my God. Tarantino would beat me for this.
I wish knew how she didn't burst out laughing singing that song
666 likes
Ohh Muppets reference love it
the way kutner goes, "shes clearly dead" makes me die laughing man he was like so real and sad LOL
you still have three hours left
@@raven4k998 😆
That look of "You've still got 3 hours left"= "I'm not acting like I'm attracted to you, I am"
we'll she probably doesn't often get hired to play a psychiatric patient who "dies"
She got paid over $3000 to pull a prank in a hospital. That has to be more entertaining than what most men ask hookers for in bed. This deal makes the guy from pretty woman look cheap.
"How do you know if a girl likes you ?"
"You got 3 hours left"
No it’s “I’m on the clock and am a professional”
@@DeathnoteBB No it isn't, she had no obligation to do anything other than what the client suggested. She clearly wanted it, as she suggested it. That's a really ignorant and wrong take.
"House, shes clearly dead."
*GASP!*
"AAAAAGGGGGHHHH!!!!"
I died a little.
And i laughed so hard i was reborn hahahaha
@@NikkiD1999 that’s next level Buddhism
Little that they picked up on was House forecasting a little "crisis" for "House"....and all of his accomplices.
"She sends one of yours to the Hospital, you send one of his to the Morgue."
That was the most funny and best Sub-Plot of that Season 😂😂
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I love how Taub's immediate reaction was to try and hide behind Kutner
you still have three hours left
I love how this highlights how fast even the tiniest bit of corruption can be harmful. It was an, at the end, funny episode. But, leading up to it.
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
The part where she "came to life" hahahahaha, it looks like House made a deal with the devil. 😂😂😂😂😂
The devil makes deals witt him
The devil makes deals witt him
Necromancer 😈
I love how Kutner and Taub didn't even notice that House wasn't giving CPR correctly.
"That's blackmail"
But the fact he's committing identity fraud is fine?
Its been a year people Jesus christ I'm sorry you don't vibe with my sense of humor I get the origanal joke of The show
That was his point twat
Besides, Taub is Jewish, how could he not seen that coming.
Woosh
Gotta hit that comment section with that dose of anti semitism
That’s what ya call projecting lol
Worked in a factory warehouse once, a new guy wasn't being very safe so while he was helping on a press brake the operator put his 'arm' in the machine when the new guy was being unsafe. Fake blood, bone, flesh, everything. Scared the new guy into one of the safest people there even when he found out it was fake.
It's very surprising that in reality this kind of prank actually gets people to change their habits.
That's amazing 😂. Some people really just need to be traumatized before they learn
I liked Kutner. Always felt like he was the perfect House Prodigy.
He was certainly depressed enough *ZING*
He was on par with him. Too bad for the team.
I'd say chase
sorry sir that right belongs to Robert Chase MD who is the prodigal son,and takes over when
(SPOILERS)
"House dies."
@@0Heeroyuy01 I think they've been given enough time to know that it's been 15 years, Sherlock
Easily one of my favorite side-plots from the whole series. Watching Taub and Kutner completely freak out was hilarious!!!
He is gonna kill us
House: omae wa mou, shindeiru.
Taub: nani?
😂😂😂😂
@@baseljorty8981 i was in the middle of yawning but got interrupted with laughter when reading our commend. Fuck, its hurt.
@@929kviews9 Oh, I know that feeling. It's a bitch. 😂
I wasn't expecting a nani in my House tornado of videos. This hit me so hard lol!
Alejandro Arias Gonzalez
But seriously! How would Dr. House react with Kenshiro’s old brother, Toki Kasumi the North Star Soft Fist Holder, who use his assassination kung-fu to implement his pharmaceuticals on his patients which results in light-speed recovery, even from broken limbs?
I like how this actually happens later on, when house and Forman are doing an autopsy and the guy wakes up as they’re cutting into him.
what happened to that guy
He has genetic timeline time bomb. Just like his grandfather and father died at a precise age... And now it's his turn to die unless House finds out what is causing it.
Anyway... If he dies, the time bomb ends with him. He has no children to pass on the genetic anomaly.
@@ChrisTian-sd5yqI think it was some kind of aneurysm pressing on his brain stem. His heart rate had slowed enough that the doctors actually thought he was dead and were ready to perform an autopsy. He woke up screaming as they were cutting into him. I guess being cut open without anesthetic will bring your heart rate right back up and wake you up.
LMAO Honestly, they deserved to have House laugh at them. It's infuriating how they dehumanized her just by her looks and assumed profession.
Boy you’re really going to hate the rest of the show
@@LunatheMoonDragon yeah it was weird when the black doctor was mad at the death row inmate even though they both went to jail and stuff, there was like a classist type of mood of being better than the other. Like the dude was a patient come on
@@HurtsEnd “The black doctor” lmao
@@LunatheMoonDragon I don’t watch the show so I didn’t know what else to say my bad 😅
@@LunatheMoonDragon no 😂💀
“Yelling at her it’s not going to be an effective treatment!”
Many parents disagree.
"can leaky breast implants cause joint pain" i think they actually can.... Breast implant Illness has a variety of symptoms, including joint pain.
Yes. U r right
Well, it was a problem someone had actually had. Just not the call girl. House said he got the scans from the records after all.
That’s true, I had it and I was bedridden for a year. Dreadful experience. The immune/neurological problems it caused me temporarily ruined my life at 23. Thankfully (thousands of dollars later) I’m back to myself with scars that are essentially invisible. I just wish I’d never endured the trauma. Too many doctors still don’t believe in it despite the overwhelming evidence.
@@gelitrippingkiddo5907 - This is why I wouldn't get breast implants no matter what... I saw first hand one woman who's implants had leaked years ago and she had huge open sores all over her body! The crap was still slowly coming out of her body in clumps for ... I think over a decade after they burst! This should be a lesson to everyone to just be who you are because nothing is worth having big boobs and a ruined future.
Silvia Fox I agree. I can’t judge women for getting them, (I’d be a hypocrite) because when you’re feeling insecure about your chest size it can be maddening. However, I like my strong legs and small chest now. They’ll be perky much longer, besides. That’s always an advantage. I’m a slim girl, the implants were beautifully done but so unnecessary. Aside from aesthetics, the symptoms were so horrifying I don’t know where to start. Being 23 with severe nerve pain... Chronic fatigue syndrome-Esque symptoms. Couldn’t complete simple tasks or work. It was just insane how quickly my body became anorexic looking and frail. I was a complete invalid. I know I’m rambling, but I still see other women saying stuff like, “Oh, not everybody gets these symptoms. I’ll take the risk.” If I’d known that any of the things I experienced were even possible there is no way I would’ve paid so much money to become the walking dead.
This was the best prank done by House! I always love this show!
I had friends in med school back in my college days, the meat locker was THE best place to play these pranks on people.
I really think Taub needs to get a change of clothes after that. Reminds me of the episode where the policeman stopped breathing and Foreman and House cut into him, and he wakes up.
Anal hygiene violation
Oh, The Legoinnaire's Disease 2-parter. Foreman had a wild ride on that one.
lol Taub & Kutner at 5:24 😂
shai.loves.tacos taub was bout to hide in kutner's coat 😂😂😂😂
@@ronaldogutierrez8807
Haha
That's any person I'd have a heart attack if it was me
Soy Kutner: "But you can't do that to me!! It's blackmail!!!!!"
Chad Taub: "Yes."
Technically it's extorsion
Hahaha I love how she brings up he still has time on the clock, she likes him.
When she was screaming “Doctor” I got chills.
Lois: Just don't tell house
Peter: *House, roadhouse*
**plays epic dubstep music**
May I just say, I love your profile pic. XD
House and Foreman did a better and more hilarious job at being scared when they cut open a "dead" man.
I'm pretty sure foreman legit didn't know about that one.. I think I read that somewhere so his terror was genuine
1:42
Imagine filming this scene.
Director: Okay, Hugh we have some filming to do today
Hugh: Okay what do you need me to do?
Director: Just go sit over there for a minute
Hugh: Okay!
(waits for 5 minutes), (director walks by)
Hugh: Hey, when are we filming?
Director: Oh we're done for today, go home
Wow house plays a prank/ gets his revenge and he gets laid pretty good days work for Gregory house 😂
And all it cost him was $3,000 and an hour or so of meetings and planning.
@@xandercorp6175 well yea, isn't that the standard cost?
@@CoRLex-jh5vx Usually the point of fooling around at work is you get paid for doing it and it doesn't come out of your own pocket.
@@xandercorp6175 oh I was referencing the "getting laid" part but yea
@@CoRLex-jh5vx Were I come from "fooling around" is a euphemism for sexual activity (like "getting frisky", "hanky panky", etc.), so it works.
Hospital: 100%
House: 0%
Chase: 0%
Taub: 0%
Kutner: 0%
House’s name and reputation are the Hospital’s assets.
I wish I can watch this series normally.
why can't you?
you could buy the box set :D
Amazon Prime Video - all eight seasons are there.
HistorycallGENERAL you can on daily motion
you can just use old good piracy... ARRRR!!!
The legend has it that she is still putting the lime in the coconut
“House is going to kill us…..Slowly and painfully” 😂
This episode is the reason that I don't understand how Kutner went from "the newbie/replacement/faux-duckling I hate the least" while he was alive to "lovable," "sweet," and the "only genuinely nice person on the show" after he died. I found Kutner was occasionally amusing, usually grating, and a weird vaguely Chase-like combo of smart &creative/goofy & playful, but he wasn't especially sweet or nice, which he proved in "Let Them Eat Cake." He thought this woman had DIED because of his little online caper, yet he didn't express a shred of horror or remorse or regret -- his only concern was about House's reaction and what was it was going to mean for him. Even Foreman -- Foreman! whose only concern is Foreman 99.9% of the time -- felt some genuine sorrow when he killed a patient. But not Kutner. He was just as selfish and twisty as everyone else on this show, and even more so than some.
Some quick math for people who weren't paying attention:
Taub's cut: 25%
Chase's cut: 30%
House's cut: 50%
Kutner's cut after paying everyone out: -5%
Taub doesn't get a cut. His was to stop him telling House.
House knows = no money for Taub
“Its black mail”
Hes trying to keep a secret from house... he deserves to he paid way more than that, he should be happy that he asked for such little
Also, it's extortion.
No one:
Absolutely no one:
A patient:PuT ThE LiME In ThE COcOnuT DOctOr !!!
You mean "everyone" ?
ItsRapidz yeah that’s the issue of that trend
2:41 watching this x time and finally saw that she actually smiled (like oh damn, just dont laugh way) when she was singing
I love that House uses the term thespian instead of actor. It's a very minor detail, but a good one none the less.
Hugh Laurie could easily have done a better Connery impression. That was his version of how House would've done a Connery impression. Amazing
1:15
“Thats blackmail”
Actually it’s extortion
4:34 is the best part 😂♥️👌👌
Taub gets 30%, Chase 25% and House 50%. Although I suppose neither Taub nor Chase have any more blackmail leverage now that House knows, so still a win for Kuttner.
Chase 25, House 50, so 25 left for Kutner, despite doing all the work.
Taub doesn't get the cut. Chase was brought in by House and still got a cut for himself out of it.
105٪ ?
@@davidanthony4845 50% House as main doctor, 25% Chase as secondary doctor, 25% to Kutner for doing all the work. Taub gets the shaft
@@RezzStop Chase was on on it
After so many seasons how anybody thinks they can outsmart House baffles me. But the fun comes out of trying
U can have a musical seizure. Wow
Much more common than most people realize. That moment when you get a song stuck in your head and you can't shake it...for 3 to 4 days...that is a mini-seizsure. Some are just that though, harmless except for the song, but some developed into much more and severe complications that cause brain damage and possible death.
@@Vampkiki LET IT GO LET IT GOOOO!!!
That sounds terrifying
@@Vampkiki so.. it's like a repeating music that can make u insane because u can't shake that voice away?
@@Vampkiki ha ha ha ha good one😂😂
This is one of my favorite storylines. Top 5, really. Maybe even top 3? I just loved and love this.
Taub gets 30%, Chase gets 25%, and House gets 50%
That's an extra 5% Kutner owes them for every person he helps lol
I don't think Kutner owes Taub anything anymore. Taub has nothing on him and was almost equally as guilty. So, I guess, Taub and Kutner will have to make do with measly 12.5% each.
Actually does he even owe Chase anything anymore? My understanding is that it was 25% so that he wouldn’t tell House - well, House knows (and knew the whole time, as it happens) so why is Chase owed 25%?
@@ShaunakDesaiPiano I think they were paying him to run tests for them. He was doing the actual doctor work, since they were too busy with what they were supposed to be doing for House's ACTUAL case.
@@laxxlayeah that's how I took it - Chase's fee was a one time thing
@laxxla Well, except he wasn't because the patient wasn't real. No test, no money, if House hadn't mentioned Chase's cut, implying he was still making them pay that too.
Their face was hilarious like they looked like they just saw a demon 😂😂😂😂
That's because they work for House.
for so long ive wanted to see the full scene for this epic prank
i laughed so hard i started coughing and i had remember to breathe after seeing that scene
As soon as house walked into the autopsy I knew that it was a ruse
if taub gets 30%, chase gets 25%, and house gets 50%, that leaves kutner with -5%, meaning that he'd actually lose about $100 every day the site kept running!!
Yeah but no, because as soon as house found out why should he give Taub and Chase there percent as it was to keep them quiet and not tell house. But now he knows they will just split the income 50/50 which is fair as it's in houses name
@@chapman2trappy679 i hadn't thought of that!! but in house's final speech he tells kutner that it's too lucrative "for chase, for me", which i took to mean that he expected him to keep paying the others too as extra payback. although it could just be him showing kutner that he also knows about the payoffs
although now i think of it, chase's cut wasn't actually blackmail, it was to run extra tests for the patients of the website that kutner didn't have time for - something which is still necessary once house knows about it. you're right, taub would probably be cut off, but i think chase and house would still get cuts, making kutner's cut 25%!!
Chase was already playing along with House so his cut for keeping it quiet is invalid.
@@burger_kinghorn Except, as mentioned above, House is keeping Chase in for his cut ("It's too lucrative! For Chase, for me..."). Wouldn't be the first time House has helped Chase earn some extra cash, either - remember them splitting the betting pool in "Mirror, Mirror"?
When i first watched this episode, and heard House say "maybe it could still be possible" just started laughing like how far are the writers gonna take this show, reminded me of the madTV sketch on House MD
"Lieutenant Herwitz, severe shell shock. Thinks he's Ethel Murman."
"You'll be swell! You'll be great! Gonna have the whole world on your plate!"
'You still got 3 hours left..' 'Do I?' *Unzips pants*
House knows everything.....
As long as it isn't lupus related.
2:32 had me cracking up 🤣
Just bought a House MD ball on Amazon. Now I just need to meet high Laurie to get it signed
Keeping my fingers crossed for you!
hugh*
@@dfdfkjkj7969 high on vicodin
Did you get it signed?
It makes me sad to see Kutner after the episode featuring his suicide...
Ellie Wright I legit thought taub killed him until the end of the episode
I keep looking for signs...
It was obama
I literally jumped and double fist bumped at the reveal. That is just to good!
Why am I watching clips of House rather than just watching the show???
Dr House more internet trolling savvy than any of his team, lol
I just added it all up, Kutner is giving 105% of his earnings to others
Omg the way they absolutely dehumanised her and assumed she was faking an aneurysm for attention just because she has tattoos was so insane and infuriating! The worst part is that this actually happens in real life. Sometimes going to the hospital is the worst option. And these two? Wouldn't trust them to pull a splinter out of my finger
Doctor Gregory House: moron. at 5:31 LOL
Glad to see that Kumar did something with his life after going to White Castle
And then he killed himself.
5:36 " I think we may have an anal hygiene violation there"
Lmao
House is already a savant in medical problems , now he's savant in practical jokes that was elaborate
1:15 thats black mail. Yessssss
Taub being a boss
I still cry when I hear that song fr. Bones was a great show.
One of the best moments on the show.
Every single comment: She put the lime in the coconut.
Me: That truly was a genius plan.
2:33 this is catchy asf not gonna lie 😂
I mean now that house knows he doesn't need to pay taub soooo
2:32 Phoebe Buffay cameo
“You’ve still got three hours left 😏”
"You've still got three hours left."
Was that an invitation?
Love how by the end Kutner lost 105 percent of his profits from the website lol
yeah lol should have told house there was only 45 % left
kutner: *she's clearly dead*
also kutner and taub: *AHHJoshjsHiAAAQ*
Funniest.
Prank.
EVER!!! I have seen the office pranks, big bang theory, hell fresh prince. But this was the best one in any TV show ever.
put the lime in the coconut and drink it all up
put the lime in the coconut and drink it all up
put the lime in the coconut and drink it all up
put the lime in the coconut and drink it all up
put the lime in the coconut and drink it all up
put the lime in the coconut and drink it all up
This is my fav house episode, 5:24 when they jumped back, I must have watched that 20 times :)
Taub and Kutner's face 😂😂😂😂
"She has tattoos and piercings, clearly it's a staph infection"
🙄
I love how they hold each-other while freaking out lol.. sooo gorden!.
holy crap the breast implants thing is super relevant now
One of the greatest practical jokes in a tv series...