UZI vs Watermelons

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  • Опубліковано 11 вер 2024

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  • @hickok45
    @hickok45  3 роки тому +12632

    First person to comment on "wasting" food will be awarded a scholarship to take a class in "Economics 101" at his or her local Community College. :-) NEWSFLASH! Regardless of what your oh-so-environmentally aware 4th grade teacher told you, what YOU or I do with five watermelons we've purchased from a bin of hundreds of watermelons does not cause anybody to die from WNDS (Watermelon Nutritional Deficiency Syndrome). We did not prevent those melons from going to anybody who is starving from a watermelon shortage! For your own sake, try to refrain from posting about starving people; you're simply broadcasting your IGNORANCE. :-)
    Mainly, this video is a test video to uncover the "non-thinkers" among us. You know, those people who watch the many UA-cam videos and various popular movies in which millions of dollars worth of cars, or whatever, are destroyed and think nothing about it. Literally millions of hungry people could be fed with what that destruction costs; however, non-thinking, emotion-driven people focus on 15 dollars worth of nutritionally worthless watermelons. Thirteen years of scanning comments has been very instructive; I've learned a great deal about my fellow humans and their analytical skills! :-)
    Yes, this makes me sound mean, right? Well, it's only because so many unthinking folks insult me for shooting my own personal watermelons. :-)

  • @simon2183
    @simon2183 6 років тому +24547

    Good old UA-cam, no need to wait 15 minutes before we actually see the title of the video.

  • @daniellei4295
    @daniellei4295 3 роки тому +4325

    “Your fruit killing skills are remarkable”

    • @rollerpuntazo1640
      @rollerpuntazo1640 3 роки тому +60

      I was looking for a comment like this in the case there wasn't

    • @cringystingy8025
      @cringystingy8025 3 роки тому +5

      @@rollerpuntazo1640 same

    • @lookorionisonthesky605
      @lookorionisonthesky605 3 роки тому +11

      @@rollerpuntazo1640 dude its a call of duty Modern Warfare refrence hes talking...
      the practice mode

    • @sonofwolf2270
      @sonofwolf2270 3 роки тому +4

      And just so it happens I see this while playing COD

    • @donatask7822
      @donatask7822 3 роки тому +18

      "Captain Price wants to see you"

  • @TaydolfSwiftler
    @TaydolfSwiftler 3 роки тому +16816

    Title said "uzi vs watermelon" but didn't show the watermelon shooting back. smh

  • @toaster9922
    @toaster9922 3 роки тому +481

    “To a hammer, everything looks like a nail. To an Uzi, everything looks like a watermelon.”
    If I ever make a video game, the description of the Uzi will be that.

    • @cye2310
      @cye2310 3 роки тому +8

      Descriptions:
      Watermelon- Best served smoking cold

    • @Lune_Eye
      @Lune_Eye 3 роки тому +6

      Lol can u give me rights to use this😂

    • @RealNotGoldArc
      @RealNotGoldArc 3 місяці тому

      I'm gonna add an Uzi to my next game just for this

  • @multiestonian
    @multiestonian 6 років тому +2525

    Imagine having a nice walk in the woods, and then hearing this.

  • @MVPerry
    @MVPerry 3 роки тому +10871

    How we felt playing fruit ninja back in the day

    • @miger69420
      @miger69420 3 роки тому +46

      Yes

    • @shem7146
      @shem7146 3 роки тому +101

      ahhh 2010s

    • @soap_gain
      @soap_gain 3 роки тому +11

      Yes

    • @wowzers8810
      @wowzers8810 3 роки тому +62

      This is promoting your channel 101
      1: comment on other people's channels saying stuff like this if you're channel is dying

    • @moosegod3334
      @moosegod3334 3 роки тому +18

      @@wowzers8810 daaang

  • @donaldtrumpselbow8142
    @donaldtrumpselbow8142 3 роки тому +2414

    “To a hammer, everything looks like a nail, to an UZI, everything looks like a watermelon”
    Top ten greatest quotes of all time

    • @Zxiiozn
      @Zxiiozn 3 роки тому +16

      RATATATATATATATAAAAaaa...

    • @Zxiiozn
      @Zxiiozn 3 роки тому +8

      They're done

    • @ligyrophobia
      @ligyrophobia 3 роки тому +3

      ахахахахах ходячий гвоздь

    • @PapSosID
      @PapSosID 3 роки тому +5

      sounds like something Ahoy would say

    • @youtubeed12345
      @youtubeed12345 3 роки тому

      No it’s not

  • @AAvfx
    @AAvfx 3 роки тому +1125

    First person shooter games today are very realistic! 😳

    • @TypeKK
      @TypeKK 3 роки тому +26

      16k graphics confirmed!!!!!??????

    • @bhargavam610
      @bhargavam610 3 роки тому +12

      Lol this was 5 yrs ago

    • @saugatroy
      @saugatroy 3 роки тому +11

      Think he got one of the Rtx 3090s

    • @aggressive9999
      @aggressive9999 3 роки тому

      Hahahahaha

    • @SoHaM131
      @SoHaM131 3 роки тому +2

      Lol today's fps games are way better than this

  • @chandra00262
    @chandra00262 3 роки тому +2044

    Maths teacher : assume david has 60 watermelons
    Steve the kid who don't like maths: 0:06

  • @jovenvillano8305
    @jovenvillano8305 3 роки тому +5734

    This is unfair, there are children in africa who cannot buy an uzi

    • @achilleasghicas697
      @achilleasghicas697 3 роки тому +262

      that’s a good one 😂

    • @commanderwalnut3846
      @commanderwalnut3846 3 роки тому +454

      And adults in california

    • @sanambirk9819
      @sanambirk9819 3 роки тому +229

      @@commanderwalnut3846 dude dude you just roasted an entire state lol.

    • @sanambirk9819
      @sanambirk9819 3 роки тому +61

      @@commanderwalnut3846 probably best for them since they elected Nancy Pelosi lol please don't hate me.

    • @vintages1864
      @vintages1864 3 роки тому +113

      @@sanambirk9819 all of your guys pfp combined spells ass lol

  • @oliverdyntar8101
    @oliverdyntar8101 3 роки тому +2275

    “how to open up a watermelon”
    Google: take a sharp knife and cut through the middle
    Bing:

    • @charlesmartiniii1405
      @charlesmartiniii1405 3 роки тому +22

      Ya know these types of jokes were never funny to begin with

    • @oliverdyntar8101
      @oliverdyntar8101 3 роки тому +75

      @@charlesmartiniii1405 I don’t recall asking for your opinion of the joke

    • @danieltran5588
      @danieltran5588 3 роки тому +30

      @@charlesmartiniii1405 I bet you use bing lol

    • @charlesmartiniii1405
      @charlesmartiniii1405 3 роки тому +9

      @@danieltran5588 haha I can't help it man. Its my default browser and I don't know how to change it. Everyone makes fun of me. Bing is now my only friend

    • @danieltran5588
      @danieltran5588 3 роки тому +11

      @@charlesmartiniii1405 lol. Idk if you serious or not, but just use bing to search for the google chrome download.

  • @M_Sakura
    @M_Sakura 3 роки тому +284

    "9mm doesn't do that much damage."
    9mm:

    • @M_Sakura
      @M_Sakura 3 роки тому +4

      @CryptoMillennial I mean yeah but I think people act like it's way weaker than it actually is.

    • @saravansivap
      @saravansivap 3 роки тому +3

      9mm bullet is fast

    • @saravansivap
      @saravansivap 3 роки тому +1

      Short range very powerful

    • @StankFrengus
      @StankFrengus 2 роки тому

      @Liebesträume ACKCHUALLY

    • @Thesavagesouls
      @Thesavagesouls 5 місяців тому +1

      It is weak when you need to shoot anything other than soft target under 100 meters.

  • @edgeygaming9831
    @edgeygaming9831 3 роки тому +1657

    This dude is the man for showing us without giving us 20 minutes of context.

    • @thecomedypilot5894
      @thecomedypilot5894 3 роки тому +86

      Most youtuber s be like “HEY GUYS wzzup todai wer gona shoot some watermelons but first let me talk about my personal life for 20 minutes

    • @mohamedabdi4519
      @mohamedabdi4519 3 роки тому +3

      @@thecomedypilot5894 صدقت ورب الكعبة

    • @thecomedypilot5894
      @thecomedypilot5894 3 роки тому +2

      @@mohamedabdi4519 حسنا لول

    • @blackdubs5403
      @blackdubs5403 3 роки тому +13

      @@thecomedypilot5894 but first lets talk about who is sponsoring this video, this time Raid Shadow legends its with us, play with tons of champions and..

    • @AzureTank776
      @AzureTank776 3 роки тому

      @@blackdubs5403 Why is it always Raid Shadow Legends tho?

  • @thepriestofvaranasi
    @thepriestofvaranasi 3 роки тому +2277

    "How to cut a watermelon?"
    Google : Use a sharp Kitchen knife or Watermelon slicer.
    Bing :

  • @dfwguy03
    @dfwguy03 3 роки тому +941

    Lesson learned: Don’t t bring watermelons to a gun fight!

    • @Thereisalwaysmore
      @Thereisalwaysmore 3 роки тому +2

      Lol

    • @jvasava3
      @jvasava3 3 роки тому +25

      or always bring a gun to watermelon fights

    • @Lily-gz3ip
      @Lily-gz3ip 3 роки тому +3

      bring a knife 👍

    • @andrewpolakaus
      @andrewpolakaus 3 роки тому

      This only applies to small quantities of watermelons
      If you bring an offensive amount, you could gain the upper hand.

    • @doctorditex6663
      @doctorditex6663 3 роки тому

      LOL AT THE FIRST PLACE WHY WOULD YOU BRING A WATERMELON TO A GUN FIGHT HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

  • @asadawan6341
    @asadawan6341 3 роки тому +702

    “Your fruit killing skills are remarkable” - gaz

    • @reje208
      @reje208 3 роки тому +9

      Uzi the Watermelon.
      -Hickok45

    • @Derp12
      @Derp12 3 роки тому +1

      Who tf is gaz

    • @syabilafif448
      @syabilafif448 3 роки тому +11

      @@Derp12 in cod mw

    • @Derp12
      @Derp12 3 роки тому

      @@syabilafif448 oh yeah the generic yearly army man first person shooter game. Why do people always reference it?

    • @asadawan6341
      @asadawan6341 3 роки тому +9

      @@Derp12 if you played cod 4 modern war fare you will know

  • @glenmartamano7769
    @glenmartamano7769 3 роки тому +1527

    ABSOLUTELY FAKE,the watermelons didn't pull up their ak-47

  • @JohnDoe-uf3lj
    @JohnDoe-uf3lj 3 роки тому +780

    He didn’t waste food, he’s just blasting it into tiny pieces so it’s easier for the woodland creatures to eat!

    • @mcmets7815
      @mcmets7815 3 роки тому +17

      Exactly

    • @jaxsonwells6515
      @jaxsonwells6515 3 роки тому +37

      That.... makes sense actually

    • @ok-eb5ly
      @ok-eb5ly 3 роки тому +11

      They cant eat it because they are already dead from the shots

    • @andyhaldeman5304
      @andyhaldeman5304 3 роки тому +2

      John *Doe*

    • @pendium998
      @pendium998 3 роки тому +2

      woodland creatures? you mean eldritch horror monsters of the deep? right?

  • @LilSerg2002
    @LilSerg2002 3 роки тому +1606

    Fruit ninja: American version

    • @llthll
      @llthll 3 роки тому +11

      LMAO

    • @goofball1616
      @goofball1616 3 роки тому +35

      More like Fruit patriot

    • @LilSerg2002
      @LilSerg2002 3 роки тому +11

      @@goofball1616 Yeah this is American Big brain time

    • @champion8701
      @champion8701 3 роки тому +6

      And Now I m wondering how will Russia's version look like-)

    • @LilSerg2002
      @LilSerg2002 3 роки тому +6

      @@champion8701 probably vodka ninja?

  • @MicroChad
    @MicroChad 3 роки тому +668

    How Uzi sounds in game: 🐀
    How it actually sounds: 🐯+🦁+🔊+✈️+🌋+🌩

    • @cryptopadie7913
      @cryptopadie7913 3 роки тому +6

      😂😂

    • @MicroChad
      @MicroChad 3 роки тому +2

      @@cryptopadie7913 lol

    • @nuggets9591
      @nuggets9591 3 роки тому +1

      and the recoil

    • @4Suspect
      @4Suspect 2 роки тому

      fr

    • @wg8544
      @wg8544 2 роки тому

      more like ✴️💥💥🔥💢⚡☀️💥💥💢🌪🌠✨

  • @ghostlygaming6388
    @ghostlygaming6388 3 роки тому +1283

    How to cut watermelons?
    Google: use knife and cut watermelon carefully.
    Bing:

  • @malaytiwari2049
    @malaytiwari2049 3 роки тому +504

    I thought the watermelons were gonna win.
    Dang it

  • @HeyGeesh
    @HeyGeesh 6 років тому +2190

    Winner winner watermelon dinner.

  • @quinogonzo3090
    @quinogonzo3090 3 роки тому +65

    “a true soldier stops at nothing to rid himself of watermelons.”
    -Sun Tzu

  • @TimeHandler
    @TimeHandler 3 роки тому +669

    "To an Uzi, everything looks like a watermelon." - Rambo

    • @sexyshrek7177
      @sexyshrek7177 3 роки тому

      Nice loved rocky more tho

    • @garryhills1
      @garryhills1 3 роки тому +3

      Underrated comment

    • @weirdo3402
      @weirdo3402 3 роки тому

      Rambo, Rocky, they're unbeatable lol

    • @Red-32
      @Red-32 3 роки тому

      I will get someone to report this video as racist

    • @kindtheking9349
      @kindtheking9349 3 роки тому

      @Risyad XMI imo the correct way to say it is "an uzi", no real reason expect for the fact it just feels like the correct way

  • @Aureliuv
    @Aureliuv 3 роки тому +1352

    “All legendary videos are under a min”
    -Albert Einstein

    • @nanda_8
      @nanda_8 3 роки тому +10

      E=mc^2 left the chat

    • @ChilloutLibrary
      @ChilloutLibrary 3 роки тому +1

      @@nanda_8 loll

    • @user-om1wm8gr4d
      @user-om1wm8gr4d 3 роки тому +10

      @Max Smith no but he did have a sense of humour which you seem to lack

    • @Lautaro4708
      @Lautaro4708 3 роки тому +2

      The Best UA-camr Ever :D

    • @God-sz4pf
      @God-sz4pf 3 роки тому +7

      "These mf's keep quoting me "
      -Albert Einstein

  • @blaccsheep2543
    @blaccsheep2543 3 роки тому +371

    Girlfriend: He's probably texting other girls right now...
    Boyfriend: *Uzi VS Watermelons*

  • @tylerthegamer8766
    @tylerthegamer8766 3 роки тому +60

    “Your fruit killin’ skills are remarkable!”

  • @TheMrMeff
    @TheMrMeff 9 років тому +842

    Starving kids in New Jersey could of eaten those Uzi bullets.

    • @1631631000
      @1631631000 9 років тому +5

      why........ 😐😐😐

    • @agolfhitter3271
      @agolfhitter3271 9 років тому +2

      Wow, so original.........

    • @kagi95
      @kagi95 9 років тому +4

      jb76489 let the butthurt flow

    • @jb76489
      @jb76489 9 років тому +2

      kagi95 so butthurt is a perfectly legitimate evolution of the language is it?

    • @YoderTexas
      @YoderTexas 9 років тому +3

      +Caramel Johnson Chris Christie eats starving kids in New Jersey? How tragic. ;-)

  • @averagegamedeveloper7900
    @averagegamedeveloper7900 3 роки тому +347

    "To a Hammer everything looks like a nail, to a UZI everything look like a watermelon" feels like Ahoy would say in his Iconic arms series

  • @michaelbronder9147
    @michaelbronder9147 3 роки тому +1556

    Please be mindful in the future. There are starving kids who could have eaten those bullets.

    • @engineerscientist8699
      @engineerscientist8699 3 роки тому +60

      good one

    • @Roman-rx2tm
      @Roman-rx2tm 3 роки тому +142

      If i was a starving kid I’d rather die from an Uzi than starvation

    • @devU_69
      @devU_69 3 роки тому +79

      You had me in the first half

    • @patriciachang8666
      @patriciachang8666 3 роки тому +11

      Is that gun legal? 😮 How easy You can Buy it?

    • @AbdulRahman-zh2zi
      @AbdulRahman-zh2zi 3 роки тому +8

      Calm down bro 5 watermelons probably cannot satisfy thousands of starving children.

  • @wsog5960
    @wsog5960 3 роки тому +36

    people: *insults hickok after shooting his own watermelon*
    hickok: *sings rap god*

  • @potatomatop9326
    @potatomatop9326 3 роки тому +254

    Wife: Honey where are you going?
    Him: 5 watermelons owe me $1 each

  • @althafsanin155
    @althafsanin155 3 роки тому +576

    "For a hammer everything looks like a nail"
    "For a uzi everything looks like a watermelon."
    Words of 2015

    • @ujjwal2473
      @ujjwal2473 3 роки тому +1

      I wished giving this comment 2 likes, thats just hilarious..

    • @hasnajahan8267
      @hasnajahan8267 3 роки тому

      Haha

  • @JustinY.
    @JustinY. 6 років тому +2595

    Hey. Instant juice maker.

  • @ryanlee2546
    @ryanlee2546 3 роки тому +37

    I liked the part when he shot the watermelons.

  • @Greggery
    @Greggery 3 роки тому +311

    News the media won't tell you:
    "Family of watermelons lined up in the woods and brutally executed by firing squad"

    • @hridaypatel5897
      @hridaypatel5897 3 роки тому +1

      e

    • @user-ky1ci9gn2l
      @user-ky1ci9gn2l 3 роки тому

      sb

    • @SatorisYT
      @SatorisYT 3 роки тому

      I think I've heard that story before. Only the watermelons were rwplaces with the szar and his family...

  • @opoc_x37
    @opoc_x37 5 років тому +328

    *"Your watemelon killing skills are remarkable"*

    • @bombaigamer8197
      @bombaigamer8197 3 роки тому +1

      COD

    • @hachijaeger3186
      @hachijaeger3186 3 роки тому +1

      @Abhinand Ajayan no

    • @fx_1513
      @fx_1513 3 роки тому +2

      Yeh Some CoD guys

    • @thememeguy_9892
      @thememeguy_9892 3 роки тому +1

      Watermelons are paid actors 🤓🤓😂😂😂🙄🙄

    • @aob3366
      @aob3366 3 роки тому +2

      I thought Gaz said "fruit killing"
      Captain price still wants to see em

  • @jigflip19
    @jigflip19 Рік тому +7

    Stop being wasteful, starving kids could have eaten that uzi

  • @thecatrooms
    @thecatrooms 3 роки тому +170

    "To an uzi, everything looks like a watermelon."
    *doom music plays*

    • @veto_5762
      @veto_5762 3 роки тому +10

      "To a shotgun, everything looks like a demon" *Doom music start*

    • @subzero9151
      @subzero9151 3 роки тому

      The thing goes brrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr tha tha tha tha tha tha brrrrrrrrrrr

  • @charlesfrazier2908
    @charlesfrazier2908 9 років тому +464

    5 Watermelons and only 1 Uzi? Oh, man! You are lucky to survive that one. Next time, use an Uzi in each hand.

    • @ivanrivera3293
      @ivanrivera3293 6 років тому +12

      And with 10 watermelons

    • @nacho74
      @nacho74 6 років тому +15

      Other women get my "uzi" in their water melons, if you know what I mean

    • @arend3215
      @arend3215 6 років тому +9

      nacho73 your "micro uzi"..... ok ill stop....

    • @sahredoaxmed2173
      @sahredoaxmed2173 6 років тому +2

      Stop killing my kind monster

    • @tezknowsball
      @tezknowsball 6 років тому

      nacho73 Didn't make any sense

  • @mykez35
    @mykez35 9 років тому +373

    I don't know why, but it bugs the hell out of me that he left half a watermelon at the end and didn't destroy'em all... :/

    • @hickok45
      @hickok45  9 років тому +84

      +Mykee Gee Me, too, a little bit. I just needed ONE more round! AS it was, I had to make the decision on the fly. Is it worth pulling the mag out, pulling back the bolt, inserting another magazine just for a round or two. I didn't think so. The melon was quite dead anyway. :-)

    • @nandoGdog
      @nandoGdog 9 років тому +26

      +hickok45 Should have bayoneted it.

    • @chbrules
      @chbrules 9 років тому +19

      +nandoGdog I would pay to see an Uzi with a bayonet

    • @nandoGdog
      @nandoGdog 9 років тому

      +chbrules If I recall correctly there was one time Hickok45 ran out of ammo and employed the bayonet, that last watermelon reminded me of that situation.

    • @grassroot011
      @grassroot011 9 років тому

      +hickok45 Did you eat any of the remains? That big half sure looks edible.
      Haa

  • @gamerfuzionhd1689
    @gamerfuzionhd1689 3 роки тому +16

    "To a hammer, everything looks like a nail. To an UZI, everything looks like a watermelon" so that's why my friend kept going down everytime I hit him in the head with a hammer

  • @KeepingOnTheWatch
    @KeepingOnTheWatch 3 роки тому +400

    Disclaimer: Watermelons were harmed in the making of this video.

    • @KeepingOnTheWatch
      @KeepingOnTheWatch 3 роки тому +3

      @@artsbyamar7648 Disclaimer: Some fellow named Amar wrote a comment that doesn’t make any sense.

    • @jeramiemonteiro8453
      @jeramiemonteiro8453 3 роки тому +2

      @@KeepingOnTheWatch Disclaimer: Where tf?

    • @mr.z9309
      @mr.z9309 3 роки тому +1

      Disclaimer: No bullets were hurt during the making of this video.

    • @water_is_wet
      @water_is_wet 3 роки тому

      Disclaimer :- This comment contains Disclaimer viewers should be alerted

    • @magmaplays9685
      @magmaplays9685 3 роки тому

      @@jeramiemonteiro8453 Disclaimer: The comment by Amar was deleted

  • @SeanFerree
    @SeanFerree 3 роки тому +218

    Are those melons seedless?
    UZI: They are now

  • @DisassemblyEditz420
    @DisassemblyEditz420 25 днів тому +2

    The Unnamed Teacher: Uzi, the word problem was about buying watermelons
    Uzi:

  • @tigre2azul
    @tigre2azul 3 роки тому +257

    uzi to the watermelons: "i dont really care if you cryyyy"

    • @raisegasprices
      @raisegasprices 3 роки тому +8

      Nah their eyes are just watering :)

    • @redforest3740
      @redforest3740 3 роки тому +7

      @@raisegasprices he's talking about the song lmfao

    • @idrinkurtears2726
      @idrinkurtears2726 3 роки тому +1

      i only liked it cause now its 69

    • @c_vleb
      @c_vleb 3 роки тому +1

      This is the best comment I've ever seen 💀

    • @carter_RU
      @carter_RU 3 роки тому +1

      Lil Submachine Gun Vertical

  • @cyproductions2062
    @cyproductions2062 3 роки тому +137

    I can definitely see a villain say this before killing his hostages 😂 “To an Uzi, everything looks like a watermelon.” ^Starts blasting^

    • @WatermelonEnthusiast9
      @WatermelonEnthusiast9 3 роки тому +1

      "To an uzi everything looks like a watermelon" and then i started blastin

  • @sslocke
    @sslocke 3 роки тому +295

    To quote Gaz:
    "Your fruit killing skills are remarkable"

  • @theonlyplain
    @theonlyplain 2 роки тому +12

    As a wise man once said,
    "The Uzi: Classic subgun, major export, action hero."

  • @dedchannelbruh
    @dedchannelbruh 3 роки тому +170

    "To A Hammer, Everything seems like a Nail.... To a UZI, everything is a W A T E R M E L O N"

  • @AdamCeladin
    @AdamCeladin 9 років тому +1860

    Thug Life !!!

  • @KSFWG
    @KSFWG 9 років тому +1548

    Ahhhh.... I love the smell of gunpowder and watermelon in the morning.... :)

  • @rudrashakti108
    @rudrashakti108 3 роки тому +13

    What's amazing is that the extra barrel length and thus muzzle velocity of a sub gun really changes things. You can't get that type of watermelon damage from a 9mm handgun. That's why 9mm sub guns like the mp5 have traditionally been effective for special units even though they are "just" a 9mm.
    Then again recently the military has decided on the 300 aac, so I suppose there's that.

  • @MuhammadUsman-ut1pz
    @MuhammadUsman-ut1pz 3 роки тому +60

    0:18 that shot on small piece of 2nd watermelon....its amazing

    • @lel6801
      @lel6801 3 роки тому +2

      I see that lmao, Accuracy : 100

    • @zakisultani3088
      @zakisultani3088 3 роки тому +1

      Its like 10 centimeters away btw

  • @averymixon1848
    @averymixon1848 3 роки тому +119

    “I have yet to meet one that can outsmart bullet.” Sounds like something this guy might’ve said at some point in time.

    • @revenant7276
      @revenant7276 3 роки тому +4

      Heavy from tf2

    • @drdz1
      @drdz1 3 роки тому +2

      @@revenant7276 yesssssss

  • @taxevasion4870
    @taxevasion4870 3 роки тому +46

    Imagine if all youtubers were as to the point as this man

  • @bosnian4u
    @bosnian4u 11 місяців тому +4

    stop wasting. some starving kids couldve eaten that uzi

  • @sickb2200
    @sickb2200 9 років тому +51

    43 people think a watermelon has rights.

  • @Xiaolongbaokid16
    @Xiaolongbaokid16 3 роки тому +309

    No one’s gonna mention that he’s firing an Uzi with one hand? The recoil of a 45caliber is so hard with two hands, so what about handling the recoils of an UZI. He is a legend

    • @andrewpolakaus
      @andrewpolakaus 3 роки тому +28

      He may also have two right hands. One for the uzi, and one for the camera.

    • @alessandrob8507
      @alessandrob8507 3 роки тому +6

      That's a 9mm

    • @Xiaolongbaokid16
      @Xiaolongbaokid16 3 роки тому +10

      @@alessandrob8507 I’m talking about the RECOIL of an UZI bore by one hand. Not anyone can have the proper grip and pulse to do that, ‘coz there’s tendency of misfiring and even killing yourself when doing that in one hand.

    • @infotvnet9651
      @infotvnet9651 3 роки тому

      I can do it with one hand!

    • @0mgtj
      @0mgtj 3 роки тому +1

      I was thinking that 😂 and his hand was barely shaking too !!

  • @deansnik3130
    @deansnik3130 3 роки тому +81

    "Starving kids in Africa could've eaten those bullets"
    -Someone(not me)

  • @xx_gam3r_aress1ed_2oo5_xx3
    @xx_gam3r_aress1ed_2oo5_xx3 3 роки тому +1

    Quiet kid when the watermelon won’t burst after 100 rubber bands: 0:07

  • @BadhuL69
    @BadhuL69 3 роки тому +51

    3 Am UA-cam Recommendations : UZI V/S Watermelon
    Me : Interesting...

  • @ghostgaming8140
    @ghostgaming8140 3 роки тому +100

    European school experiments: *“shows a cool volcano”*
    American school projects:

    • @user-mz5rg5cx1v
      @user-mz5rg5cx1v 3 роки тому +4

      As i can see u have not idea about europe.

    • @ghostgaming8140
      @ghostgaming8140 3 роки тому +1

      μαγκιτης bro I AM an european

    • @user-mz5rg5cx1v
      @user-mz5rg5cx1v 3 роки тому

      @@ghostgaming8140 as i can see you have not idea about europe

    • @ghostgaming8140
      @ghostgaming8140 3 роки тому

      @@user-mz5rg5cx1v with “ cool volcano” I meant like a small model of a volcano which they actually do in europe

    • @user-mz5rg5cx1v
      @user-mz5rg5cx1v 3 роки тому

      @@ghostgaming8140 👍

  • @abcdefuuu
    @abcdefuuu 3 роки тому +140

    Title was a little misleading. I expected to see the watermelons fight back.

    • @youngj4yj4y10
      @youngj4yj4y10 3 роки тому +5

      They was caught lackin

    • @piratesking5636
      @piratesking5636 3 роки тому

      Next video: razor🗡 vrs butter🧈//,

    • @born17yrago
      @born17yrago 3 роки тому

      @@youngj4yj4y10 you're are from England and still bad at English? that's an L bro

    • @youngj4yj4y10
      @youngj4yj4y10 3 роки тому +1

      @@born17yrago you know slang????

    • @born17yrago
      @born17yrago 3 роки тому

      @@youngj4yj4y10 just a little bit

  • @regenmann8548
    @regenmann8548 3 роки тому +3

    Next video we want uzi vs cameraman

  • @TS-od3rc
    @TS-od3rc 3 роки тому +95

    "Ohh wow! I am Stunned!!"
    *I thought watermelon would rebound the bullet towards you!!!*

    • @kaushikr8133
      @kaushikr8133 3 роки тому +1

      Lol 😂😂😂😂😂

    • @thememeguy_9892
      @thememeguy_9892 3 роки тому +1

      Watermelons 🍉 are paid actors

    • @ltpy5556
      @ltpy5556 3 роки тому

      Uzi aren't too weak hahaha

  • @yuuyakizami2133
    @yuuyakizami2133 3 роки тому +34

    How Soap trains with a watermelon: Cut it
    How Ramirez trains:
    *Ramirez, shoot the watermelons up with your SMG*

  • @andreacali4050
    @andreacali4050 3 роки тому +86

    how to cut a watermelon all over the world: use a knife
    how to cut a watermelon in america:

  • @UTATWICEFAN
    @UTATWICEFAN 3 місяці тому +3

    Uzi Doorman ¿¿👊🌚

  • @cian7101
    @cian7101 3 роки тому +44

    How to play fruit ninja irl
    Google: Please don't It is very dangerous and can hurt your hands. But if you do, get parent supervision and use butter knifes.
    Bing:

  • @TsoiIzAlive
    @TsoiIzAlive 9 років тому +603

    Definition of freedom

    • @abdur1300
      @abdur1300 6 років тому +24

      Mr. Doggo
      yes.
      typical american freedom,,

    • @rzr2ffe325
      @rzr2ffe325 6 років тому +12

      Or mass murder depending on how you look at it

    • @ShyanTheLegend
      @ShyanTheLegend 6 років тому +24

      Basically using a gun as a toy? Weird freedom you've got considering your government is collecting your metadata and literally spying on its own citizens. A 5 minute hearing at court for carrying weed will make short work of that freedom you cling onto lol.

    • @Pratyush006
      @Pratyush006 6 років тому

      *Sound of..

    • @TheBarbiegirl50
      @TheBarbiegirl50 6 років тому +3

      JD AR Vietnam did it, the Middle East is still at war with us, what makes u think that Americans wouldn’t fair well in a fight.

  • @varman7082
    @varman7082 3 роки тому +71

    0:15
    Looks like call of duty last killcam lol

    • @gurmeet9986
      @gurmeet9986 3 роки тому +5

      Just another day , good job

    • @skym1nt
      @skym1nt 3 роки тому

      R.I.P cocomelon

  • @nm8189
    @nm8189 8 місяців тому +2

    Today, in 2024 this video could have very different signification...

  • @muhmmadrizwan6901
    @muhmmadrizwan6901 3 роки тому +190

    Am I the only one whome UA-cam recommended this after 5 years

  • @adammathers4879
    @adammathers4879 3 роки тому +67

    I was waiting for him to say; "to an uzi, everything looks like a hammer!" lol

  • @improvingguitarist1595
    @improvingguitarist1595 3 роки тому +43

    If anyone is wondering, he didnt waste the food as it is probably used as a biological compost

  • @artem3d280
    @artem3d280 2 місяці тому +2

    Uzi Doorman!

  • @TheFirearmGuy
    @TheFirearmGuy 9 років тому +441

    And to a Hickok45 video, everything looks like fun

  • @danr6526
    @danr6526 3 роки тому +31

    Imagine 100 years from now and some guy decides to metal detect that hill not knowing what a previous owner used to get upto on his property. He'll think there was a fierce battle that went on

  • @rayan-ex7ql
    @rayan-ex7ql 3 роки тому +92

    “To a hammer, everything looks like a nail. To an Uzi, everything looks like a watermelon” very inspirational speech right there #thisdudeforpresident2024

  • @shigshug8581
    @shigshug8581 Рік тому +1

    Imagine, your skin is softer than a watermelon....imagine what it looks like to a human...

  • @clutchgodplays6682
    @clutchgodplays6682 3 роки тому +50

    Me- How to cut a watermelon
    Google- Just take a knife and cut it
    Bing-:

  • @whiteline4157
    @whiteline4157 3 роки тому +95

    *Wasting food !!*
    Children in Africa could have eaten those bullets.

    • @jaydon232
      @jaydon232 3 роки тому +3

      Funny?

    • @johnfaux8651
      @johnfaux8651 3 роки тому

      @@jaydon232 yeah

    • @mertcem6491
      @mertcem6491 3 роки тому +2

      @@jaydon232 no

    • @jaydon232
      @jaydon232 3 роки тому +1

      @Mateusz Wierzchowski are you polish?

    • @jaydon232
      @jaydon232 3 роки тому +2

      @Mateusz Wierzchowski would you think its funny if polish kids ate bullets

  • @michaelspencer8024
    @michaelspencer8024 6 років тому +36

    When moma says: "don't play with food"

  • @user-wb7sg7rz8l
    @user-wb7sg7rz8l 5 місяців тому +1

    Now that it’s all carved up, that watermelon looks pretty tasty.

  • @GameOnBudget
    @GameOnBudget 3 роки тому +46

    If you're watching this after 5 Years
    You are a legend !

  • @mushroomhead3619
    @mushroomhead3619 3 роки тому +24

    This man either wears a cowboy hat or has a moustache. That is a moustache voice.

  • @Boggsy
    @Boggsy 9 років тому +56

    Victory never tasted so sweet

    • @NoThrottle
      @NoThrottle 6 років тому

      water melons dont taste sweet

  • @rinjel2890
    @rinjel2890 2 роки тому +2

    “Okay kids who want a watermelon slice?”
    “But they are not in slices”
    *pulls out uzi*

  • @katherineseepersad25
    @katherineseepersad25 3 роки тому +15

    HOW DARE YOU WASTE FOOD LIKE THAT A STARVING CHILD COULD HAVE EATEN THOSE BULLETS!!!

    • @w_ldan
      @w_ldan 3 роки тому

      Condensed milk

    • @tagok
      @tagok 3 роки тому

      Macaroni with cheese

    • @zealand5858
      @zealand5858 10 місяців тому

      Cheese

  • @ToastedFanArt
    @ToastedFanArt 6 років тому +255

    Introducing the Juicero 2.0

    • @Vorazun
      @Vorazun 3 роки тому

      Now this is much more expensive and YOU GET LEAD O_O POG WHO DOESNT LIKE LEAD!!!

  • @Denn_GN
    @Denn_GN 3 роки тому +20

    1 minute later:
    Honey, where my watermelon at?

  • @Nystika
    @Nystika 3 роки тому +4

    It's all fun gmes until the watermelon evloved to reflect bullets

  • @JarvoD
    @JarvoD 3 роки тому +25

    "Your fruit killing skills are remarkable" Gaz - Call of Duty: Modern Warfare

  • @sandorzador6396
    @sandorzador6396 3 роки тому +17

    0:19 this is the best TECHNO DRUM I EVER HEARD IN MY LIFE xD!!!!!

  • @CosmicLF
    @CosmicLF 3 роки тому +46

    First time I saw the title
    "Lil uzi vs post malone"

  • @Silver-hl3ht
    @Silver-hl3ht 3 роки тому +3

    *uses all the ammo of UZI in video games and deal less than 50% of enemy’s health*
    meanwhile UZI IRL:

  • @Pumalocoooo
    @Pumalocoooo 3 роки тому +82

    This got recommended to me after I watch PewDiePie diss to Cocomelon

    • @getrektboy
      @getrektboy 3 роки тому +2

      LMAO same

    • @water_is_wet
      @water_is_wet 3 роки тому +5

      "This guy was ready for war 4 years ago"

    • @seandamonii5713
      @seandamonii5713 3 роки тому +2

      r.i.p Coco disstrack

    • @Armima.
      @Armima. 3 роки тому

      Ryuk?! The hell are u doin here? Where is Light?