First person to comment on "wasting" food will be awarded a scholarship to take a class in "Economics 101" at his or her local Community College. :-) NEWSFLASH! Regardless of what your oh-so-environmentally aware 4th grade teacher told you, what YOU or I do with five watermelons we've purchased from a bin of hundreds of watermelons does not cause anybody to die from WNDS (Watermelon Nutritional Deficiency Syndrome). We did not prevent those melons from going to anybody who is starving from a watermelon shortage! For your own sake, try to refrain from posting about starving people; you're simply broadcasting your IGNORANCE. :-) Mainly, this video is a test video to uncover the "non-thinkers" among us. You know, those people who watch the many UA-cam videos and various popular movies in which millions of dollars worth of cars, or whatever, are destroyed and think nothing about it. Literally millions of hungry people could be fed with what that destruction costs; however, non-thinking, emotion-driven people focus on 15 dollars worth of nutritionally worthless watermelons. Thirteen years of scanning comments has been very instructive; I've learned a great deal about my fellow humans and their analytical skills! :-) Yes, this makes me sound mean, right? Well, it's only because so many unthinking folks insult me for shooting my own personal watermelons. :-)
“To a hammer, everything looks like a nail. To an Uzi, everything looks like a watermelon.” If I ever make a video game, the description of the Uzi will be that.
@@danieltran5588 haha I can't help it man. Its my default browser and I don't know how to change it. Everyone makes fun of me. Bing is now my only friend
@@thecomedypilot5894 but first lets talk about who is sponsoring this video, this time Raid Shadow legends its with us, play with tons of champions and..
+Mykee Gee Me, too, a little bit. I just needed ONE more round! AS it was, I had to make the decision on the fly. Is it worth pulling the mag out, pulling back the bolt, inserting another magazine just for a round or two. I didn't think so. The melon was quite dead anyway. :-)
+chbrules If I recall correctly there was one time Hickok45 ran out of ammo and employed the bayonet, that last watermelon reminded me of that situation.
"To a hammer, everything looks like a nail. To an UZI, everything looks like a watermelon" so that's why my friend kept going down everytime I hit him in the head with a hammer
What's amazing is that the extra barrel length and thus muzzle velocity of a sub gun really changes things. You can't get that type of watermelon damage from a 9mm handgun. That's why 9mm sub guns like the mp5 have traditionally been effective for special units even though they are "just" a 9mm. Then again recently the military has decided on the 300 aac, so I suppose there's that.
No one’s gonna mention that he’s firing an Uzi with one hand? The recoil of a 45caliber is so hard with two hands, so what about handling the recoils of an UZI. He is a legend
@@alessandrob8507 I’m talking about the RECOIL of an UZI bore by one hand. Not anyone can have the proper grip and pulse to do that, ‘coz there’s tendency of misfiring and even killing yourself when doing that in one hand.
How to play fruit ninja irl Google: Please don't It is very dangerous and can hurt your hands. But if you do, get parent supervision and use butter knifes. Bing:
Basically using a gun as a toy? Weird freedom you've got considering your government is collecting your metadata and literally spying on its own citizens. A 5 minute hearing at court for carrying weed will make short work of that freedom you cling onto lol.
Imagine 100 years from now and some guy decides to metal detect that hill not knowing what a previous owner used to get upto on his property. He'll think there was a fierce battle that went on
“To a hammer, everything looks like a nail. To an Uzi, everything looks like a watermelon” very inspirational speech right there #thisdudeforpresident2024
First person to comment on "wasting" food will be awarded a scholarship to take a class in "Economics 101" at his or her local Community College. :-) NEWSFLASH! Regardless of what your oh-so-environmentally aware 4th grade teacher told you, what YOU or I do with five watermelons we've purchased from a bin of hundreds of watermelons does not cause anybody to die from WNDS (Watermelon Nutritional Deficiency Syndrome). We did not prevent those melons from going to anybody who is starving from a watermelon shortage! For your own sake, try to refrain from posting about starving people; you're simply broadcasting your IGNORANCE. :-)
Mainly, this video is a test video to uncover the "non-thinkers" among us. You know, those people who watch the many UA-cam videos and various popular movies in which millions of dollars worth of cars, or whatever, are destroyed and think nothing about it. Literally millions of hungry people could be fed with what that destruction costs; however, non-thinking, emotion-driven people focus on 15 dollars worth of nutritionally worthless watermelons. Thirteen years of scanning comments has been very instructive; I've learned a great deal about my fellow humans and their analytical skills! :-)
Yes, this makes me sound mean, right? Well, it's only because so many unthinking folks insult me for shooting my own personal watermelons. :-)
me
Me
Me
Me
Wasting food
Good old UA-cam, no need to wait 15 minutes before we actually see the title of the video.
Well said bro 👌
Ad too No
15s ad: am I a joke to u?
@@UmeshSagarOfficial No, u can Skip Umesh
Well said....
“Your fruit killing skills are remarkable”
I was looking for a comment like this in the case there wasn't
@@rollerpuntazo1640 same
@@rollerpuntazo1640 dude its a call of duty Modern Warfare refrence hes talking...
the practice mode
And just so it happens I see this while playing COD
"Captain Price wants to see you"
Title said "uzi vs watermelon" but didn't show the watermelon shooting back. smh
That 69 years got me lol
Not all fights in life are fair my man.
Why are you gae?
😂
I really thought its 69 years ago
“To a hammer, everything looks like a nail. To an Uzi, everything looks like a watermelon.”
If I ever make a video game, the description of the Uzi will be that.
Descriptions:
Watermelon- Best served smoking cold
Lol can u give me rights to use this😂
I'm gonna add an Uzi to my next game just for this
Imagine having a nice walk in the woods, and then hearing this.
tere
run
I need an AWM
Vietnam flashback
Defence mode *ON*
How we felt playing fruit ninja back in the day
Yes
ahhh 2010s
Yes
This is promoting your channel 101
1: comment on other people's channels saying stuff like this if you're channel is dying
@@wowzers8810 daaang
“To a hammer, everything looks like a nail, to an UZI, everything looks like a watermelon”
Top ten greatest quotes of all time
RATATATATATATATAAAAaaa...
They're done
ахахахахах ходячий гвоздь
sounds like something Ahoy would say
No it’s not
First person shooter games today are very realistic! 😳
16k graphics confirmed!!!!!??????
Lol this was 5 yrs ago
Think he got one of the Rtx 3090s
Hahahahaha
Lol today's fps games are way better than this
Maths teacher : assume david has 60 watermelons
Steve the kid who don't like maths: 0:06
No
😀😀🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
no
Super. Lol
😁👌
This is unfair, there are children in africa who cannot buy an uzi
that’s a good one 😂
And adults in california
@@commanderwalnut3846 dude dude you just roasted an entire state lol.
@@commanderwalnut3846 probably best for them since they elected Nancy Pelosi lol please don't hate me.
@@sanambirk9819 all of your guys pfp combined spells ass lol
“how to open up a watermelon”
Google: take a sharp knife and cut through the middle
Bing:
Ya know these types of jokes were never funny to begin with
@@charlesmartiniii1405 I don’t recall asking for your opinion of the joke
@@charlesmartiniii1405 I bet you use bing lol
@@danieltran5588 haha I can't help it man. Its my default browser and I don't know how to change it. Everyone makes fun of me. Bing is now my only friend
@@charlesmartiniii1405 lol. Idk if you serious or not, but just use bing to search for the google chrome download.
"9mm doesn't do that much damage."
9mm:
@CryptoMillennial I mean yeah but I think people act like it's way weaker than it actually is.
9mm bullet is fast
Short range very powerful
@Liebesträume ACKCHUALLY
It is weak when you need to shoot anything other than soft target under 100 meters.
This dude is the man for showing us without giving us 20 minutes of context.
Most youtuber s be like “HEY GUYS wzzup todai wer gona shoot some watermelons but first let me talk about my personal life for 20 minutes
@@thecomedypilot5894 صدقت ورب الكعبة
@@mohamedabdi4519 حسنا لول
@@thecomedypilot5894 but first lets talk about who is sponsoring this video, this time Raid Shadow legends its with us, play with tons of champions and..
@@blackdubs5403 Why is it always Raid Shadow Legends tho?
"How to cut a watermelon?"
Google : Use a sharp Kitchen knife or Watermelon slicer.
Bing :
wiki how:
Yahoo answers
The second page of google
Google's second page is bing when I searched on bing its same as google second page. we must sue google
bing sucks man top websites in bing are have viruses
Lesson learned: Don’t t bring watermelons to a gun fight!
Lol
or always bring a gun to watermelon fights
bring a knife 👍
This only applies to small quantities of watermelons
If you bring an offensive amount, you could gain the upper hand.
LOL AT THE FIRST PLACE WHY WOULD YOU BRING A WATERMELON TO A GUN FIGHT HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
“Your fruit killing skills are remarkable” - gaz
Uzi the Watermelon.
-Hickok45
Who tf is gaz
@@Derp12 in cod mw
@@syabilafif448 oh yeah the generic yearly army man first person shooter game. Why do people always reference it?
@@Derp12 if you played cod 4 modern war fare you will know
ABSOLUTELY FAKE,the watermelons didn't pull up their ak-47
Watermelons are paid actors
@@thememeguy_9892 😂😂😂❤️❤️
@@thememeguy_9892 hahaha
@@thememeguy_9892 ruined it with emojis
@Tân Võ nope
He didn’t waste food, he’s just blasting it into tiny pieces so it’s easier for the woodland creatures to eat!
Exactly
That.... makes sense actually
They cant eat it because they are already dead from the shots
John *Doe*
woodland creatures? you mean eldritch horror monsters of the deep? right?
Fruit ninja: American version
LMAO
More like Fruit patriot
@@goofball1616 Yeah this is American Big brain time
And Now I m wondering how will Russia's version look like-)
@@champion8701 probably vodka ninja?
How Uzi sounds in game: 🐀
How it actually sounds: 🐯+🦁+🔊+✈️+🌋+🌩
😂😂
@@cryptopadie7913 lol
and the recoil
fr
more like ✴️💥💥🔥💢⚡☀️💥💥💢🌪🌠✨
How to cut watermelons?
Google: use knife and cut watermelon carefully.
Bing:
What is bing
@@ayushks1174 google it
Hahahaha
@@ghostlygaming6388 Internet explorers
@@ghostlygaming6388 lol
I thought the watermelons were gonna win.
Dang it
Same
@@attackhelicopter4406 lol
Me too
This is why you don't bet four hundred dollars on stuff kids.
Winner winner watermelon dinner.
Geesh lol
hahahahahahaah
LOL
2 years back...you played pubg.?
I'm 300th LIKE👍
“a true soldier stops at nothing to rid himself of watermelons.”
-Sun Tzu
"To an Uzi, everything looks like a watermelon." - Rambo
Nice loved rocky more tho
Underrated comment
Rambo, Rocky, they're unbeatable lol
I will get someone to report this video as racist
@Risyad XMI imo the correct way to say it is "an uzi", no real reason expect for the fact it just feels like the correct way
“All legendary videos are under a min”
-Albert Einstein
E=mc^2 left the chat
@@nanda_8 loll
@Max Smith no but he did have a sense of humour which you seem to lack
The Best UA-camr Ever :D
"These mf's keep quoting me "
-Albert Einstein
Girlfriend: He's probably texting other girls right now...
Boyfriend: *Uzi VS Watermelons*
same but boyfriend and boyfriend
Lmao
@@lemcc3954 stfu gay lord
This meme is dead
“Your fruit killin’ skills are remarkable!”
Don't like this. It is copied😠😠😠
@@mehulrawal7615 no it’s not.
@@tylerthegamer8766 "Captain price wants to see you".
@@samyak4165 Gaz too, lol
@@samyak4165 just played MWR, lol
Starving kids in New Jersey could of eaten those Uzi bullets.
why........ 😐😐😐
Wow, so original.........
jb76489 let the butthurt flow
kagi95 so butthurt is a perfectly legitimate evolution of the language is it?
+Caramel Johnson Chris Christie eats starving kids in New Jersey? How tragic. ;-)
"To a Hammer everything looks like a nail, to a UZI everything look like a watermelon" feels like Ahoy would say in his Iconic arms series
Ok
And in last, they're done..
Please be mindful in the future. There are starving kids who could have eaten those bullets.
good one
If i was a starving kid I’d rather die from an Uzi than starvation
You had me in the first half
Is that gun legal? 😮 How easy You can Buy it?
Calm down bro 5 watermelons probably cannot satisfy thousands of starving children.
people: *insults hickok after shooting his own watermelon*
hickok: *sings rap god*
Wife: Honey where are you going?
Him: 5 watermelons owe me $1 each
"For a hammer everything looks like a nail"
"For a uzi everything looks like a watermelon."
Words of 2015
I wished giving this comment 2 likes, thats just hilarious..
Haha
Hey. Instant juice maker.
Oh
I can't wait to take this to school and impress all my friends with my new juice making skills!
Wtf
Justin Y. Hi
Justin Y. Your a waste of space on earth.
I liked the part when he shot the watermelons.
Timestamp?
@@jpara617 0:33
@@thomeboydontkill709 Thanks. Was Too lazy to find it. Saved a lot of my time.
News the media won't tell you:
"Family of watermelons lined up in the woods and brutally executed by firing squad"
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sb
I think I've heard that story before. Only the watermelons were rwplaces with the szar and his family...
*"Your watemelon killing skills are remarkable"*
COD
@Abhinand Ajayan no
Yeh Some CoD guys
Watermelons are paid actors 🤓🤓😂😂😂🙄🙄
I thought Gaz said "fruit killing"
Captain price still wants to see em
Stop being wasteful, starving kids could have eaten that uzi
Mhhhhh tasty 😋 bullets
"To an uzi, everything looks like a watermelon."
*doom music plays*
"To a shotgun, everything looks like a demon" *Doom music start*
The thing goes brrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr tha tha tha tha tha tha brrrrrrrrrrr
5 Watermelons and only 1 Uzi? Oh, man! You are lucky to survive that one. Next time, use an Uzi in each hand.
And with 10 watermelons
Other women get my "uzi" in their water melons, if you know what I mean
nacho73 your "micro uzi"..... ok ill stop....
Stop killing my kind monster
nacho73 Didn't make any sense
I don't know why, but it bugs the hell out of me that he left half a watermelon at the end and didn't destroy'em all... :/
+Mykee Gee Me, too, a little bit. I just needed ONE more round! AS it was, I had to make the decision on the fly. Is it worth pulling the mag out, pulling back the bolt, inserting another magazine just for a round or two. I didn't think so. The melon was quite dead anyway. :-)
+hickok45 Should have bayoneted it.
+nandoGdog I would pay to see an Uzi with a bayonet
+chbrules If I recall correctly there was one time Hickok45 ran out of ammo and employed the bayonet, that last watermelon reminded me of that situation.
+hickok45 Did you eat any of the remains? That big half sure looks edible.
Haa
"To a hammer, everything looks like a nail. To an UZI, everything looks like a watermelon" so that's why my friend kept going down everytime I hit him in the head with a hammer
Disclaimer: Watermelons were harmed in the making of this video.
@@artsbyamar7648 Disclaimer: Some fellow named Amar wrote a comment that doesn’t make any sense.
@@KeepingOnTheWatch Disclaimer: Where tf?
Disclaimer: No bullets were hurt during the making of this video.
Disclaimer :- This comment contains Disclaimer viewers should be alerted
@@jeramiemonteiro8453 Disclaimer: The comment by Amar was deleted
Are those melons seedless?
UZI: They are now
The Unnamed Teacher: Uzi, the word problem was about buying watermelons
Uzi:
uzi to the watermelons: "i dont really care if you cryyyy"
Nah their eyes are just watering :)
@@raisegasprices he's talking about the song lmfao
i only liked it cause now its 69
This is the best comment I've ever seen 💀
Lil Submachine Gun Vertical
I can definitely see a villain say this before killing his hostages 😂 “To an Uzi, everything looks like a watermelon.” ^Starts blasting^
"To an uzi everything looks like a watermelon" and then i started blastin
To quote Gaz:
"Your fruit killing skills are remarkable"
Gay
@@perfectlynormalhuman5473 no u gay
@@woodrowwilson4815 nah thanks you gay
Well that was from cod modern warfare from 2007 if you didn't already know
@@SewingMink160 yes i know lol
As a wise man once said,
"The Uzi: Classic subgun, major export, action hero."
Ahoy! Love that guy
"To A Hammer, Everything seems like a Nail.... To a UZI, everything is a W A T E R M E L O N"
@@ClutchEveryTime Why ?
It makes too much sense
@@ClutchEveryTime It was literally in the video, it's just a silly analogy
Truest statement ever
@@Eire_Aontaithe facts
Thug Life !!!
Every Yank soldier need a Uzi
The life of a REAL MEN
Adam Celadin ç
Adam Celadin in the hood I use my Uzi if I don't have a knife to cut my watermelon like 4real
Vesgo
Ahhhh.... I love the smell of gunpowder and watermelon in the morning.... :)
KSFWG Is this tf2 reference
KSFWG ha! kinda sounded like FRANCO from ML
ml franco refernce?
ken wolves14 please dont tell me you were thinking about mobile legends
ken wolves14 ikr
What's amazing is that the extra barrel length and thus muzzle velocity of a sub gun really changes things. You can't get that type of watermelon damage from a 9mm handgun. That's why 9mm sub guns like the mp5 have traditionally been effective for special units even though they are "just" a 9mm.
Then again recently the military has decided on the 300 aac, so I suppose there's that.
0:18 that shot on small piece of 2nd watermelon....its amazing
I see that lmao, Accuracy : 100
Its like 10 centimeters away btw
“I have yet to meet one that can outsmart bullet.” Sounds like something this guy might’ve said at some point in time.
Heavy from tf2
@@revenant7276 yesssssss
Imagine if all youtubers were as to the point as this man
stop wasting. some starving kids couldve eaten that uzi
43 people think a watermelon has rights.
+sickb2200 Watermelon lives matter
+code2medic 50 people.
+code2medic lol didn't know i was on the racist right wing channel
+sickb2200 Freedom for Melones !
sickb2200 ☺
🍉💥🔫
No one’s gonna mention that he’s firing an Uzi with one hand? The recoil of a 45caliber is so hard with two hands, so what about handling the recoils of an UZI. He is a legend
He may also have two right hands. One for the uzi, and one for the camera.
That's a 9mm
@@alessandrob8507 I’m talking about the RECOIL of an UZI bore by one hand. Not anyone can have the proper grip and pulse to do that, ‘coz there’s tendency of misfiring and even killing yourself when doing that in one hand.
I can do it with one hand!
I was thinking that 😂 and his hand was barely shaking too !!
"Starving kids in Africa could've eaten those bullets"
-Someone(not me)
Lmao
i like your lego profile picture Aiden Rj Maestro
@@sparrowizsecondlieutenant84 thx
Could have eaten those watermelons
@@lpschannel3177 ohh!!! Its just a joke, nerd
Quiet kid when the watermelon won’t burst after 100 rubber bands: 0:07
3 Am UA-cam Recommendations : UZI V/S Watermelon
Me : Interesting...
U stupid frog
Lol
Overused comment:
Me: not interesting
European school experiments: *“shows a cool volcano”*
American school projects:
As i can see u have not idea about europe.
μαγκιτης bro I AM an european
@@ghostgaming8140 as i can see you have not idea about europe
@@user-mz5rg5cx1v with “ cool volcano” I meant like a small model of a volcano which they actually do in europe
@@ghostgaming8140 👍
Title was a little misleading. I expected to see the watermelons fight back.
They was caught lackin
Next video: razor🗡 vrs butter🧈//,
@@youngj4yj4y10 you're are from England and still bad at English? that's an L bro
@@born17yrago you know slang????
@@youngj4yj4y10 just a little bit
Next video we want uzi vs cameraman
"Ohh wow! I am Stunned!!"
*I thought watermelon would rebound the bullet towards you!!!*
Lol 😂😂😂😂😂
Watermelons 🍉 are paid actors
Uzi aren't too weak hahaha
How Soap trains with a watermelon: Cut it
How Ramirez trains:
*Ramirez, shoot the watermelons up with your SMG*
how to cut a watermelon all over the world: use a knife
how to cut a watermelon in america:
How to cut a watermelon in star wars
Force choke
Uzi Doorman ¿¿👊🌚
How to play fruit ninja irl
Google: Please don't It is very dangerous and can hurt your hands. But if you do, get parent supervision and use butter knifes.
Bing:
Definition of freedom
Mr. Doggo
yes.
typical american freedom,,
Or mass murder depending on how you look at it
Basically using a gun as a toy? Weird freedom you've got considering your government is collecting your metadata and literally spying on its own citizens. A 5 minute hearing at court for carrying weed will make short work of that freedom you cling onto lol.
*Sound of..
JD AR Vietnam did it, the Middle East is still at war with us, what makes u think that Americans wouldn’t fair well in a fight.
0:15
Looks like call of duty last killcam lol
Just another day , good job
R.I.P cocomelon
Today, in 2024 this video could have very different signification...
Am I the only one whome UA-cam recommended this after 5 years
nope me also
Mee to
Nope
Me too
Nope
I was waiting for him to say; "to an uzi, everything looks like a hammer!" lol
If anyone is wondering, he didnt waste the food as it is probably used as a biological compost
Uzi Doorman!
And to a Hickok45 video, everything looks like fun
Imagine 100 years from now and some guy decides to metal detect that hill not knowing what a previous owner used to get upto on his property. He'll think there was a fierce battle that went on
More like a ferrous battle lololol
“To a hammer, everything looks like a nail. To an Uzi, everything looks like a watermelon” very inspirational speech right there #thisdudeforpresident2024
Imagine, your skin is softer than a watermelon....imagine what it looks like to a human...
Me- How to cut a watermelon
Google- Just take a knife and cut it
Bing-:
😂🤣
Hmmmmmmm
Wow hilarious and not overused 🤣😂🤣😭
*Wasting food !!*
Children in Africa could have eaten those bullets.
Funny?
@@jaydon232 yeah
@@jaydon232 no
@Mateusz Wierzchowski are you polish?
@Mateusz Wierzchowski would you think its funny if polish kids ate bullets
When moma says: "don't play with food"
Now that it’s all carved up, that watermelon looks pretty tasty.
If you're watching this after 5 Years
You are a legend !
No
@Abhinand Ajayan i havn't found any channel by this name
Me
@@teenwolfgaming7018 yup you are legend & me too
shut up
This man either wears a cowboy hat or has a moustache. That is a moustache voice.
he does in fact wear a moustache
He's got both..
Victory never tasted so sweet
water melons dont taste sweet
“Okay kids who want a watermelon slice?”
“But they are not in slices”
*pulls out uzi*
HOW DARE YOU WASTE FOOD LIKE THAT A STARVING CHILD COULD HAVE EATEN THOSE BULLETS!!!
Condensed milk
Macaroni with cheese
Cheese
Introducing the Juicero 2.0
Now this is much more expensive and YOU GET LEAD O_O POG WHO DOESNT LIKE LEAD!!!
1 minute later:
Honey, where my watermelon at?
On your chest
I already cut them up for youu!
It's all fun gmes until the watermelon evloved to reflect bullets
"Your fruit killing skills are remarkable" Gaz - Call of Duty: Modern Warfare
0:19 this is the best TECHNO DRUM I EVER HEARD IN MY LIFE xD!!!!!
First time I saw the title
"Lil uzi vs post malone"
Lolol
🍉🍉🍉🍉
Lmao 😂
"Uzi VS the world"
*uses all the ammo of UZI in video games and deal less than 50% of enemy’s health*
meanwhile UZI IRL:
This got recommended to me after I watch PewDiePie diss to Cocomelon
LMAO same
"This guy was ready for war 4 years ago"
r.i.p Coco disstrack
Ryuk?! The hell are u doin here? Where is Light?