I'm not convinced on the marbles, but it gave me what I think might actually be a good idea: those water bead things that absorb a ton of water and feel weird and squishy when they're full. They're basically marbles designed for this purpose, they're soft, wet and the give way when you try to insert something between them.
nobody that cares about vaush actually likes vaush. the right wingers hate him because he’s a leftist, but leftists hate him because of reasons similar to that of which is shown
Note to myself: Stay unsubscribed to this channel. On the other hand, as I'm not in the possession of a dick, people might be easier to convince that this video is just a joke😅
Loved the joke where u had visited all the sites even though its so subtle, i can se how much effort you put into your videos. They are hilarious, keep at it man your so funny
I once read a report where someone smuggled in razor blades when they were sentenced to prison, shoved them up their backside before going to the showers, and when a black man reportedly with a British Broadcasting Corporation decided to grape him, the black man had his thing shredded to the point where he needed surgery to remove it.
I like how Al is reacting to the comments the way we react to him. Its like we've watched his content for so long we've finally learned to use his own spells against him
The level of effort going into 2 seconds of jokes, like making every link purple, that’s class, that’s commitment, that’s worth at least a real girl in the comment section volunteering to lie around Al’s house for a part 3.
With Al, it's less "mayonnaise" and more "my-ownnaise".
good one
Is it an instrument?
No @@darthraider450 , mayonnaise is not an instrument.
@@criticallol3039what about horse radish?
No@@xGadm, horse radish is not an instrument.
What a wonderful woman your mother is. Helping so many lonely souls
His mother is a SAINT!
@@ReformedAgnostic not a virgin tho
@@JeuxAleatoires_Bshe’s not?
@@JeuxAleatoires_B How DARE you!
@@JeuxAleatoires_B she's so saint that her virginity restores each time
The hair on the sandwich joke was very subtle but nicely executed lmao
What?
pubes in the sandwich, watch the ending@@ahmedshanib3354
@@ahmedshanib3354the last seconds of the video
2:40. You can guess where this hair would come from
@@ahmedshanib3354I am pretty sure it is supposed to be hair from a dingaling
What can I say - my man's a true romantic
Like mother, like son
1 thousand likes!
Hearing the phrase "Fuck a sandwich" that many times in a row changed me
Same
just how many punchlines in one videos? it felt like an eternity
I've had to watch it three times now because I kept laughing at the consecutive punchlines and couldn't hear the next setup.
Felt like a joke beatdown
All the links being previously visited has me cracking up, so many amazing attention to detail in Al’s videos
He can be SO subtle that unless you watch one of his videos multiple times, you'll miss most of the best Easter eggs.
It’s both the most and the least effort at all times
I find this a tricky title to have in my 'watched'-history...
This is why i have my history off.. just in case😂😂😂
@@javier-qw7py same
same, considering i dont have a dick
I'm not convinced on the marbles, but it gave me what I think might actually be a good idea: those water bead things that absorb a ton of water and feel weird and squishy when they're full. They're basically marbles designed for this purpose, they're soft, wet and the give way when you try to insert something between them.
Well, if this doesn't deserve a nobel prize, what does?
soo, we replace the filler of pringles can with it now ?
Zorbies
@@swift8821no it was orbies i believe, and why are you here? you can’t stick shi on your wiener
You have our attention now...
He said he had no mayonnaise in the house but he had some in his sandwich that weird
woosh
woosh
r/woosh.
Holy shit.
Peculiar.
@@MrSentrip idiots he's being sarcastic
A true man of culture.
2:02 a little Vaush moment.
I needed this timestamp
nobody that cares about vaush actually likes vaush. the right wingers hate him because he’s a leftist, but leftists hate him because of reasons similar to that of which is shown
2:13 a nother Vaush moment.
What is vaush
@@WhatIsTheHeat a leftist who “enjoys” people under the age of 18
I wouldn’t even know how to explain the notification I got for this video
Note to myself: Stay unsubscribed to this channel.
On the other hand, as I'm not in the possession of a dick, people might be easier to convince that this video is just a joke😅
For the love of god, don't try.
Why would you explain it?
Best part is how this was posted on Valentine's day.
I can love myself.
That mayonnaise sight gag made my sides hurt I was laughing that hard.
The mayonnaise joke is exactly why Al is the best.
Your long-form content is just as funny as your shorts! Thank you for blessing my day with this necessary information!
A rare talent.
he couldn't even hold the smile back when showing the purple links lol
Loved the joke where u had visited all the sites even though its so subtle, i can se how much effort you put into your videos. They are hilarious, keep at it man your so funny
when will u rate a washing machine
That only works for women, right?
When he gets a step sister. Or a step bro, who knows.
too loose
anyone else love edging to al’s vids?
Under the toilet seat, you have a stand for your phone, too. You could wrap toilet paper around your lil guy for extra comfort
A video this good and that has comedy this high quality shouldn't exist
I'm always genuinely fucking thrilled by the use of interstellar music in your videos.
Was scrolling by, all I saw was his face and the can, and instantly knew what the title was…
Amazing! The google research with every link clicked got me really hard! Well done Al ! Keep the grind on 🙃😘
Cheese grater?
Feels good for the first couple strokes. But you’ve gotta make sure you’ve got enough inches to make it to completion. I got to 1.5 left 😮
@@blurryface2309 started with 2 didn't you?
@@thedove4145 I thought we agreed to keep that between us
@@blurryface2309 oh shit that's right sorry
I once read a report where someone smuggled in razor blades when they were sentenced to prison, shoved them up their backside before going to the showers, and when a black man reportedly with a British Broadcasting Corporation decided to grape him, the black man had his thing shredded to the point where he needed surgery to remove it.
I needed this video in my life. It really helped me. Thank you!
Part 2!!!! Yeah baby!!!! This has been so educational for me.
I’ve been waiting for part 2 thank you
“Al’s face” is a household item I have lying around my house
As long as there is a hole there is no F tier
A cactus
@@konstantinospentespitis9691 Where is the hole? It's a cactus
@@quuenbanaana8425 he all have seen the video dude. Don't lie
@@quuenbanaana8425 cactus is b tier you can scoop out the inside
Shouldn't F tier be the highest
Hey Al, I was just wondering if you could do another tier list like this and include your mom on the list?
part 3? I need me a folded pillow in this list man
i see this as a absolute win
PART 2 BABY
the dedication man, thats awesome, youre the best
2:26 He's 100% hiding something in that bottle.
For a moment i thought Asmon is making a pringles tier list
My man just woke up and said fuckable things tier list let's goooooooooooo😂😂
Not the sequel we deserved, but the one we needed
I dont know that I am the demographic that normally vibes with your videos, but you fucking crack me up, dude. 😂
Can't believe he didn't include a jar of peanut butter or even a jar of fishing hooks
The mayonnaise thing bro 😂🤣
Finally, the king returns with his long awaited sequel.
The sequel we needed
"I'm going to be spending Valentine's Day alone for the 16th year in a row"
Literally my life
“she was in fourth grade... I was in- we were both in fourth grade. fuck.
Wish you uploaded this sooner, I already made plans to dog sit just for today...
When I could've just called your mom instead
Just got a valentine for the first time ever and now Al posted a new video? Could this day get any better?
The sequel we’ve all been waiting for
Not the part 2 we asked for but the part 2 we needed
This is why Leon edwards has the most aesthetic physique
Wat?
@@a.N.....did he stutter?
Thank you. I needed this 😢
I’m a simple man, here as early as the cowboys playoff exit
"I dont even have any mayonnaise in my house"
White stuff on his mouth the next frame
This is the quality advice I sub for.
Brings a whole new meaning to meat sandwich
I’ve been conducting some research. You gave me a good amount of the information I needed, much appreciated.
that mayonnaise caught me off guard
I like how Al is reacting to the comments the way we react to him. Its like we've watched his content for so long we've finally learned to use his own spells against him
That marbles ones actually sounds like an interesting experience
Bwahahaha! The hair in the sandwich!! That was hilarious 😂❤❤❤
I absolutely loved both parts I hope there will be part 3
These vids are the funniest I have ever seen! Your mom would be proud (can confirm).
I was honestly expecting him to call him mom into the room.
this guy is a comedy-genius, change my mind
Can't wait for tiers 3, 4and 5
I was expecting the meme where you say “why you click on the video you weirdo” but nah y’all just going for it
His genius just doesn’t stop
Clicking on all the links and not buying anything is a very responsible financial choice good job al
Too many people beat me to a your mom joke so I guess a jar of peanut butter. Solely out of curiosity
Bro somehow managed to stick a plot twist at the end of the vid and I'm here for it 😂💀
You need to make a third one with the twist being the last item is a woman and it goes to f tier
AHAHAHAAAA YESSS
best youtube channel ever existed
Thanks for being there for those of us without dates tonight Al! 😂😂😂
The level of effort going into 2 seconds of jokes, like making every link purple, that’s class, that’s commitment, that’s worth at least a real girl in the comment section volunteering to lie around Al’s house for a part 3.
Such great informative and useful information!
was waiting for this
Bros out here doing the lords work
Can you believe this is an instant, must-watch item?
I always belly laugh watching your videos, thanks for that, you are awesome! ❤😂
Dear old mom will make it on the tier list someday.
You're such a real one for this😹 i'm a girl but these sequels crack me up
Yes, this is EXACTLY what every single man does on Valentines btw
If your mom still alive you should have definitely included her in the list. She fits all 3 criterias.
Great video very funny, I like how your mom supports your fan base.
Bro the mayonnaise part was gold😭 oh god wow ok- 😅 1:50
Now apply that "fake-real sandwich" logic to vegans.
Alex, please make more longer videos. We need them
Saying people should own fucking a sandwich was such a Frank Underwood thing to say!😂😂😂
Easy, grab a bagel, not a cinnamon raisin one, a plain one, a little lotion, easy peasy
Hilarious 😂 Love your content!
I honestly thought the sandwich thing was somehow going to morph into a "your mom" joke.
The hair is the cherry on top
thanks man, I was running out of items.
1:50 didn't see that COMING 💀😭
"I hate mayonnaise", sandwich has sus white discharge. Alex, you can paint a clear picture without saying a word. Brilliant.
Pringles needs to update their marketing tactic.
I love the mayonnaise joke