i tell ya, there is hardly anything better than sitting down at your computer with some yummy food and refreshing water, wearing comfortable clothing and just relaxing watching an Ellen standup vid. If the weather outiside is cloudy, windy and rainy then it makes this moment that much more cozy.
Ellen is beautiful and very entertaining :D "We're all gay." XD I exploded with laughter and saliva went all over my screen. I honestly thought she was going to say "We're all human." XD And the newscasters' emotional changes XD Hilarious :D
It really wasn't necessary to tell us you aren't gay. No one thinks you're gay because you think Ellen is funny. No one even cares whether you are or not. It doesn't matter.
** Hello to ForLifeIsTooShort, wherever she be ** You made the most beautiful gay-friendly pages devoted to Ellen over a decade ago. You put so much work into it, and it helped many people across the planet, even when they continually suspended you, and then ruined the whole UA-cam communication experience. I hope you got through your studies, and are happy with your life. The world is much different now, but I think of you from time to time, and some of the amazing discussions that occurred on your page. Just to say "Thank you", and my warmest wishes for a happy life, Denise, Western Australia x
Sorry I'm french and I'm trying to make subtitles of this for some friends of mine but there are some things I don't understand :/ Like at 02:27 she says something like "you have to have things your way and you won't go back down" ? what does this mean ? And also at 04:13 "I'm stoling" ? is that what she says ? It would be very nice if someone could help me please ! Thank you ! By the way : Ellen is really awesome ! :)
14:00 mark. (it could be the deadliest thing in the world and you may be having it for dinner). How ironic. I was looking at the local news tonight. They were talking about Venus passing by the sun. the guy said, "it'll be occuring throughout afternoon, we advise you not to stare directly at the sun however We'll tell you how you can safely view it, TONIGHT AT 10!' lol
I'm sorry but please re-read my last comment. Did i say "No one should hate anybody for any reason what so ever!"? no i did not. People who live by their own assumptions wont go far.. And your just admitting that you actually use ur time watching someone who "hate" or "dislike". Go out and have a taste of reality please!
I finished watching the whole thing and I lost count of how many times i died. WARNING: watching this may cause you to lose breath and your abs might hurt from laughing. BE CAREFUL, U might even die from laughter. K enjoy. lol
"...it could be the most deadly thing in the world and you're having it for dinner. We'll tell you what it is tonight at 11." Now THAT'S FUNNY!! Ok, the whole thing is really great. Thanks Ellen; I needed that!
same thing but i always do it when my kitten is in a playfull mood like do they think... SOMEONE IS TOUCHING MY BELLY ATTACK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! like i don't think they get that its a belly rub
Even if she did theres nothing wrong with that. She can get as much plastic surgery as she likes but she'll never end up being a pretty-girl bimbo type, she's got too much wit
Well then, please explain to us all, why in your "logic" are you watching this now? I understand its your "opinion", but to say it out like this -.-" Is just, im sorry, shameful
and you sir don't know good comedy...her flow is flawless and she knows how to work a crowd. I bet I can some up what you think is funny in two words...dane cook
*Audience applause* Ellen: Thank you. What a lovely way to start work. Little did she know that she would be starting work like that every day for the next 9 years
all of those anti depressant commercials depress me too. I have blown like 200 bucks on Allegra or whatever the hell it is before i found out it didn't work.
she could just be standing there on stage, all stony-faced, and the audience would be laughing so hard that they couldn't breathe. Ellen is the Queen o' Comedy!
That's the wrong opinion......I assume by "Funny" you mean swearing and sex jokes. I love Ellen because she manages to be funny AND clean. But oviously, you DON'T seem to thik clea's funny.....that or you're a homophobe.
It's funny how she's talking about procrastination when I should really be doing my research project instead of watching Ellen... ehh I'll do it later.
Waitress: "I have a problem with procrastinating too!"
Ellen: "Really? Go get my sandwich."
Cracks me up every time...
i tell ya, there is hardly anything better than sitting down at your computer with some yummy food and refreshing water, wearing comfortable clothing and just relaxing watching an Ellen standup vid.
If the weather outiside is cloudy, windy and rainy then it makes this moment that much more cozy.
I'm not gay but I have a huge girl-crush on Ellen. The woman just gets more adorable and gorgeous the older she gets.
"When I was a kid we just had crazy people, that's all, just crazy people." xD
Hello Lisa how are you doing over there?
This never gets old ! I watch whenever i need to cheer up , Ellenn Degeneres is simply amazingggg !
Ellen is beautiful and very entertaining :D "We're all gay." XD I exploded with laughter and saliva went all over my screen. I honestly thought she was going to say "We're all human." XD And the newscasters' emotional changes XD Hilarious :D
OMG it's 5 hrs later and I'm still watching ELLEN!!!!!!!!! LOVE-HER!
Comparing this now with relatable I see how you mood change with the age to make others to laugh 😆
Hello Laura how are you doing over there?
"There they are, five of em" LOL Oh man. she's hilarious!!!
I love this. Just because everything she says is so true!
It's kinda hard for me to watch stand up comedy but I can watch this everytime Ellen is so hilarious!! Nancy Nancy that's not Nancy! lol
@pailarglaxunga Oh my gosh, I couldn't stop laughing or pick one part! The whole thing is so freakin funny!!! I love Ellen!!
Waitress: I have a problem with procrastination too!
Ellen: Really?! Get ma' sandwich.
HAHAAA!
I'm in a bad mood so I turn to you Ellen and you always make me happy! Thanks for uploading this!
lol!!!!! I LOVE ellens comedy bits and this is really good picture. Thatnks for posting it!!!!
I can never stop watching this! Ellen is hilarious!
"Is it peas?" XD Thumb up if you replayed that at all
It really wasn't necessary to tell us you aren't gay. No one thinks you're gay because you think Ellen is funny. No one even cares whether you are or not. It doesn't matter.
i refuse to show sympathy for newscastors. that is where i draw the line at sympathy.
Hello there. how's it going with you over there?
you've thought about, you have tendencies ;P
kate mckinnon was there
I'm all the time like "Ellen, when do you get that wig off?"
She is the most amazing person ever!
"And I don't have to go right now"
Ellen I am not your fan.. may be an air conditioner. God bless you ...
Translation
Ellen : Thank You!
Real Life : SHUT THE HELL UP CLAPPING!!!
** Hello to ForLifeIsTooShort, wherever she be **
You made the most beautiful gay-friendly pages devoted to Ellen over a decade ago.
You put so much work into it, and it helped many people across the planet, even when they continually suspended you, and then ruined the whole UA-cam communication experience.
I hope you got through your studies, and are happy with your life.
The world is much different now, but I think of you from time to time, and some of the amazing discussions that occurred on your page.
Just to say "Thank you", and my warmest wishes for a happy life,
Denise,
Western Australia x
Seriously, i can't watch this at while at school!
Hello Irene how are you doing over there?
Sorry I'm french and I'm trying to make subtitles of this for some friends of mine but there are some things I don't understand :/
Like at 02:27 she says something like "you have to have things your way and you won't go back down" ? what does this mean ?
And also at 04:13 "I'm stoling" ? is that what she says ?
It would be very nice if someone could help me please !
Thank you !
By the way : Ellen is really awesome ! :)
14:00 mark. (it could be the deadliest thing in the world and you may be having it for dinner). How ironic. I was looking at the local news tonight. They were talking about Venus passing by the sun. the guy said, "it'll be occuring throughout afternoon, we advise you not to stare directly at the sun however We'll tell you how you can safely view it, TONIGHT AT 10!' lol
I'm sorry but please re-read my last comment. Did i say "No one should hate anybody for any reason what so ever!"? no i did not. People who live by their own assumptions wont go far.. And your just admitting that you actually use ur time watching someone who "hate" or "dislike". Go out and have a taste of reality please!
ELLEN IS OUR LEADER!!!!!
"Really? Get my sandwich." DEAD
I finished watching the whole thing and I lost count of how many times i died. WARNING: watching this may cause you to lose breath and your abs might hurt from laughing. BE CAREFUL, U might even die from laughter. K enjoy. lol
"...it could be the most deadly thing in the world and you're having it for dinner. We'll tell you what it is tonight at 11." Now THAT'S FUNNY!! Ok, the whole thing is really great. Thanks Ellen; I needed that!
same thing but i always do it when my kitten is in a playfull mood like do they think... SOMEONE IS TOUCHING MY BELLY ATTACK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! like i don't think they get that its a belly rub
Even if she did theres nothing wrong with that. She can get as much plastic surgery as she likes but she'll never end up being a pretty-girl bimbo type, she's got too much wit
Well then, please explain to us all, why in your "logic" are you watching this now? I understand its your "opinion", but to say it out like this -.-" Is just, im sorry, shameful
LOoOve you Ellen < 3
and you sir don't know good comedy...her flow is flawless and she knows how to work a crowd. I bet I can some up what you think is funny in two words...dane cook
7:17 Made. My. Day.
*Audience applause*
Ellen: Thank you. What a lovely way to start work.
Little did she know that she would be starting work like that every day for the next 9 years
all of those anti depressant commercials depress me too. I have blown like 200 bucks on Allegra or whatever the hell it is before i found out it didn't work.
she could just be standing there on stage, all stony-faced, and the audience would be laughing so hard that they couldn't breathe. Ellen is the Queen o' Comedy!
That's the wrong opinion......I assume by "Funny" you mean swearing and sex jokes. I love Ellen because she manages to be funny AND clean. But oviously, you DON'T seem to thik clea's funny.....that or you're a homophobe.
It's funny how she's talking about procrastination when I should really be doing my research project instead of watching Ellen...
ehh I'll do it later.
God, I could watch these videos all day...oh who am I kidding?I HAVE BEEN watching them all day:)) Ellen is like a fun, happy pill. I love her.
okay, not just the US !
the whole world
Hello Debbie how are you doing over there?
Aside from stand up Ellen had her own sitcom . I believe it was called ELLEN ...lol
She owned a book store called " Buy The Book " .
Oh honey, it's so understandable. I'm a gay guy and even I have a girl-crush on Ellen. I would cuddle the s*** out of her.
Yes, ellen we all have problems with procrastination and you are not helping!!! Seriously, stop with these funny videos :p
She was my first celebrity crush.. Made me realize I was gay... :o She's like.. My lesbian idol.
could be the deadliest thing and you may be having it for dinner!....is it peas ? i died laughing....full on tears
I shall challenge myself to drink and never choke. I failed at less than three minutes in. ELLEN ROCKS MY SOCKS.
I'm gonna go to bed early tonight. 5 Ellen videos later... Right after this next Ellen video.... Crap it's 3 a.m.
is't really shameful that she thinks people with depression, ADD, and other disorders just crazy people. Damn she.
Watch her show on youtube she is hilarious! You must be the only person who doesnt think so! LOVE YOU ELLEN!!
"Next, which candy bar makes you lose weight?" "next to find the cheesiest pizza in town!" funny.
I almost had a heart attack from trying not to laugh because I'll wake up my family. Its almost midnight
hahaha meatloaf next to the cranberries, Thought it would be funny to organize them by food! Hilarious!
she's looks pretty and BtheW ellen has made my cry alot of times but not this much she is so funny !
"Also a disturbing new study, finds that studies are disturbing!" hahahahahah laughed my ass off :D
A disturbing new study finds that studies are disturbing lol. Bitch is hilarious. I love you Ellen.
genius!
Hello Wendy how are you doing over there?
@CosmicCaprice Actually, before I knew she was gay, I thought she was hilarious so... Yeah... :P
ab·nor·mal
abnormal
adjective
not normal, average, typical, or usual; deviating from a standard.
we dont even have commercials on our channels ;) the germans still have 6 minutes commercials :P
if only black eye peas were popular then. it so would've have gone with her food category of music
I laughed hard as shit and then my mum came in and she thought I'd gone mental or something...
This woman somehow manages to be funny without turning into a bucket of 'FUCK YOU!'s. HOW IS THIS DONE?!
i don't agree with her on a lot of things,,, but she's hilarious and just seems awesome :)
Whenever my cat rolls over on his belly, I go to rub his belly, and he attacks my arm :(
Procrastinating doing two reports and an essay watching Ellen talk about procrastination.
yes i agree with @HallowsReign23 i thank u for posting. AND PLEASE DON'T LET UA-cam TAKE OFF. PLEASE.
🌍♥️💜💙💚💛🧡♥️💜🌎
Ellen's hair in this bit kind of reminds me of Owen Wilson's... anyone with me? O.x
Hhhhhhh! I was gonna write this very comment when I saw yours! So I just laughed!!!
So many thumbs up in a short space of time. Makes me feel a little less guilty.
I am trying hard not to laugh or I'll get in trouble. Its one in the morning!
LOL And when did i even TRY to make my comment based on sexism and racism? XD
@patricks98
u dont get her.. she is funny comon the gay thing wasnt funny?..
She didn't do anything gay. She's not our leader. What happened to our leader?
i love love love
this may sound mean, but i think ellen is the only girl comic that i think is funny :o
@TombRaidingAvatar101 Actually, I think it's from around 2000. Maybe 2001.
want to know if you are genuinely funny?.....no cussing and a full house!
But first, a disturbing new study finds that studies are disturbing. LOL
No matter how old Ellen or I get, she will ALWAYS be the voice of Dory.
she's the voice of dory
Hello Rebecca how are you doing over there?
ELLEN
It doesn't matter in what mood i am, she makes me laugh EVERY TIME ;)
you do have to remember that you should not put off procrastination!
damn....I'm watching this so I don't have to write my fanfiction...
Sitcoms are 30 second long now, and they're right here on UA-cam.
this is great. I had forgotten that she was mildly entertaining...
Niel Patrick Harris is our leader!
- she's still funny though :)
Also, a disturbing new study finds that studies are disturbing.
We all have one thing in common...*silence*... We're all gay.
She probably got it done. Shit I had my front tooth fixed.
despite our diffrences.....we're all gay.*serious face* LOL