Could You Be A Better Boyfriend than Peter Parker?

Peter Parker you're not a good boyfriend. You never puts MJ first, you're always missing her plays or other events that are important to her. We understand your uncle's car crash gave you powers or whatever and because of that you stop crime as Car Uncle Man but Peter, you can't predict the future and we're fairly sure your Car Uncle, Cuncle Ben, wouldn't have wanted you to stop that car that killed him. He'd be worried that you might injure yourself, or worse, get turned into a car, like how your uncle did before he died and told you about powers and responsibility or something we think? All we're trying to say is that you're always leaving, and from the distance, the suit you're always wearing is just one giant red flag. Go to therapy, get a pager, communicate more, be flexible with your time and for once in your life, maybe put MJs needs above a strangers?
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[@sanguillotine]

I would never sell my marriage to the devil, let me make that perfectly clear

[@plumbingthedeathstar]

you say that now but what if the devil offered a really good stew and a cool guitar?

[@sanguillotine]

@@plumbingthedeathstar it would depend heavily on the stew

[@95TheTJ]

To be a better boyfriend you would have to become very proficient in timetable scheduling

[@21stcenturydead96]

Thank god these boys aren't spider man, the world would have ended by now somehow

[@davindeptuck7905]

This is the first time I’ve seen what you look like irl and it is horrifying

[@davindeptuck7905]

To elaborate on this, Jackson is less round and more hairy than I expected, Duscher looks more like a monster than I expected, and Zammit looks more normal than I expected. Also, even though I can see it happening, it’s hard to believe Zammit’s voice belongs to the form it exits.

[@SamMaskery]

@@davindeptuck7905I had the same experience recently the other 2 I can make peace with even though they don’t match what I was expecting but zammit I just can’t match the voice to the person 😂

[@plumbingthedeathstar]

thank... you?

[@davindeptuck7905]

@@plumbingthedeathstar I see your thank you and raise you a you’re welcome! Also no thank YOU for the hundreds of hours of quality nonsense, the world needs it

[@tooolman5944]

Random comment for the algorithm.