Persona 5 - All Valentine's Day Dates (ENGLISH)

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  • Опубліковано 9 кві 2017
  • WARNING: Valentine's Day takes place after the final dungeon. While there's no story-related spoilers, know this is the final date for all of the romanceable characters.
    Kawakami - 00:17
    Makoto - 03:22
    Ann - 06:27
    Haru - 09:14
    Futaba - 12:21
    Ohya - 15:22
    Takemi - 18:29
    Hifumi - 21:27
    Chihaya - 25:11
    Ryuji - 28:20
    P.S. As always, Sadayo Kawakami is the only real romance option.
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  • @mask_kun_
    @mask_kun_ 5 років тому +8071

    Sojiro: Oh yeah its Valentine's day
    Ryuji: *walks in*
    Sojiro: H O O B O Y

    • @SyperDT
      @SyperDT 4 роки тому +409

      The conversation you have with him.... I couldn't stop laughing.

    • @oreo5892
      @oreo5892 4 роки тому +108

      Aawww hell naw

    • @Supperdude9
      @Supperdude9 4 роки тому +45

      I'm choking in laughter!

    • @natsumiyuzuki
      @natsumiyuzuki 4 роки тому +112

      Me and my dudes hanging around after school depressed

    • @rangerfei8775
      @rangerfei8775 4 роки тому +96

      I just love Sojiro's reaction at the end. Like he didn't mind Akira being gay

  • @zenztired9033
    @zenztired9033 5 років тому +3834

    Classmate: “how hardcore are you”
    Joker: “hardcore enough to date your teacher”

  • @Drewsta
    @Drewsta 5 років тому +4735

    Futaba: “Dad, please just stop!”
    Sojiro loading a shotgun: “I just want to talk to him”

    • @Annabellep
      @Annabellep 4 роки тому +51

      Drewsta328 LMAO

    • @elshelalu2027
      @elshelalu2027 4 роки тому +209

      What a loud conversation it would be
      H O O B O Y

    • @kylecampbell565
      @kylecampbell565 4 роки тому +18

      I know that’s quoting something but what

    • @BlindMelonLord
      @BlindMelonLord 4 роки тому +113

      Drewsta328 I just want to talk to him.
      I just want to talk to him.
      I just want to shoot him. I mean I just want to talk to him.

    • @BlindMelonLord
      @BlindMelonLord 4 роки тому +14

      Kyle Campbell Family guy. Episode? Not sure.

  • @zomblox6721
    @zomblox6721 4 роки тому +3006

    Joker: Dates Ann
    Morgana: That was not very cool Joker

    • @hannahw4328
      @hannahw4328 4 роки тому +22

      I’m new to the Persona 5 fandom. Why does Morgana hate Ann?

    • @joiri9498
      @joiri9498 4 роки тому +215

      @@hannahw4328 you havent played the game?
      Morgana likes ann like like like ann

    • @joiri9498
      @joiri9498 4 роки тому +81

      Idk what i said but morgana loves ann 😂

    • @MicahDeez
      @MicahDeez 4 роки тому +17

      @@hannahw4328 morgana likes ann

    • @akirakomaeda8781
      @akirakomaeda8781 4 роки тому +176

      @@hannahw4328 Morgana is the biggest simp for Ann

  • @Goku-hh1vo
    @Goku-hh1vo 5 років тому +8116

    "You spend a romantic night with futabu"
    Sojiro awakens his persona

    • @CaptainNeckbeard
      @CaptainNeckbeard 5 років тому +637

      Futabu?! HOO BOY!!!

    • @sirlongapplin7863
      @sirlongapplin7863 5 років тому +218

      @Angel Robles and his persona knows the move:Lawful shell,which is described as:a bullet made from the laws of not dating your sister that can peirce through even the demon lord(Satanael)

    • @mokonono5903
      @mokonono5903 4 роки тому +259

      His codename shall be Hooboy

    • @Zane_3549
      @Zane_3549 4 роки тому +22

      @@mokonono5903 lol

    • @cunnyarchive
      @cunnyarchive 4 роки тому +85

      @@mokonono5903 Hoo Boy Arcana

  • @muset09
    @muset09 7 років тому +3252

    "Hoo boy"

  • @Deathclaw12
    @Deathclaw12 4 роки тому +2033

    Joker: "I'm kinda nervous."
    Ann: "Joker I watched you shoot a god in the face two months ago. This should barely register on your list of anxieties."

    • @Despondencymusic
      @Despondencymusic 4 роки тому +176

      But it does. Disappointed Ladies...scarier than The God of Control.

    • @rararasputin8608
      @rararasputin8608 4 роки тому +79

      @@Despondencymusic He has god-slaying powers in Mementos, but he is still a teen.

    • @matthew_natividad
      @matthew_natividad 4 роки тому +23

      Let’s not forget the torture

    • @soulfire5274
      @soulfire5274 4 роки тому +8

      Morgana: Women make us weak...

    • @scum0320
      @scum0320 3 роки тому +17

      It sounds stupid but teenagers are really this awkward. I myself would probably feel more comfortable shooting a false god in the face compared to being on a date with a cute girl

  • @VinVo
    @VinVo 5 років тому +3212

    Ms. Kawakami: ...Tonight, you’re going to listen to my needs
    TONIGHT: HOO BOY

    • @dennis4322
      @dennis4322 4 роки тому +178

      Hoo boy has intensified in an unseen level

    • @MrThemastercreeper
      @MrThemastercreeper 4 роки тому +32

      HOOOOO BOYYYYY!!

    • @lukecase8173
      @lukecase8173 4 роки тому +8

      Hoo Boi

    • @masonminor177
      @masonminor177 4 роки тому +12

      Vin Vo Chris Hansen: And what you need is to take a seat over there.

    • @laurence17400
      @laurence17400 4 роки тому +6

      HOOOOOOOOOOOOOO BOOOOOOOOOOOIIIIIIIIIIII

  • @jacobwolkiewicz3692
    @jacobwolkiewicz3692 5 років тому +5294

    “You spent a romantic evening with Futaba”
    Sojiro: *loading shotgun in back of the store*

    • @Somonyo
      @Somonyo 5 років тому +405

      All joker hears is *SHOTGUN COCKING*

    • @justpotato7101
      @justpotato7101 5 років тому +479

      And then you hear "HOO BOI"

    • @ethanchoi7036
      @ethanchoi7036 5 років тому +222

      What a foolish end...

    • @kento1833
      @kento1833 5 років тому +119

      The best ending

    • @emersedcobra571airsoft5
      @emersedcobra571airsoft5 5 років тому +91

      Now that's called being *WAY* too overprotective of your daughter!

  • @CaptainMcFlawww
    @CaptainMcFlawww 5 років тому +3786

    Valentine's Day: Exists
    Sojiro: *Hoo Boy*

    • @bruhhhhh1666
      @bruhhhhh1666 5 років тому +138

      no one:
      sojiro: hoo boy

    • @NOAHGG10
      @NOAHGG10 5 років тому +19

      He said that right when I read that!

    • @Sam-tx5py
      @Sam-tx5py 5 років тому +29

      CaptainMcFlawww dating futaba.
      Sojiro:WHAT THE F*CK!!!

    • @wyattm2879
      @wyattm2879 5 років тому +35

      Dating Futaba
      Sojoro: *kicks down door* HOO BOI

    • @maskedsaiyan1738
      @maskedsaiyan1738 5 років тому +1

      CaptainMcFlawww The girls got some great chocolate tho.

  • @ellucas2915
    @ellucas2915 4 роки тому +1572

    "You spend a romantic night with Futaba"
    Sojiro: T H E C O N T R A C T H A S B E E N S E A L E D.

    • @jameshibberd5134
      @jameshibberd5134 4 роки тому +78

      Sojiro: "Oh, got a little "wrapped up in the mood", huh? Well ill be your judge."
      A yes
      Sojiro kujo

    • @Kaisona2017
      @Kaisona2017 4 роки тому +48

      SoJo’s Parenting Adventure.

    • @federicoislab
      @federicoislab 4 роки тому +4

      I don't get this part, never understood why he was like this with Futaba
      Nvm, remembered why. Dumb me.

    • @idioticsuctioncup8054
      @idioticsuctioncup8054 4 роки тому +4

      I am thou, thou art I

    • @ivygirao
      @ivygirao 3 роки тому +9

      @@idioticsuctioncup8054 it shall become the wings of rebellion that breakth thy chains of captivity
      With the birth of the HOO BOI persona i have obtainded the winds of blessing that shall lead to freedom and new power

  • @thisaintitchief36
    @thisaintitchief36 4 роки тому +2153

    I’m jealous. Joker doesn’t even talk yet he has more friends then me.

    • @endlel
      @endlel 4 роки тому +80

      xD yeah. I don’t talk, why don’t I date all the girls I know?

    • @blagelaglaze5776
      @blagelaglaze5776 4 роки тому +133

      It’s more like he talks, but he only says two sentences in an entire 10 minute one-to-one conversation

    • @acytaliptic9648
      @acytaliptic9648 4 роки тому +37

      Blagelaglaze GiRlS LoVe A QuIeT gUy

    • @isuck7463
      @isuck7463 4 роки тому +21

      Spaced One don’t do that. Don’t give me hope.

    • @nijifuru2708
      @nijifuru2708 4 роки тому +25

      THAT'S BECAUSE HE'S A HOO BOY

  • @ermwhatthescallop
    @ermwhatthescallop 5 років тому +4611

    Kawakami: "Tonight, you're doing to listen to my needs."
    Sojiro: *_"H O O B O Y"_*

    • @fierytigergaming8112
      @fierytigergaming8112 5 років тому +257

      *Screams for 3 hours*

    • @ScaredyShromGal
      @ScaredyShromGal 5 років тому +230

      *Romantic evening intensifies*

    • @deadlydeath3245
      @deadlydeath3245 5 років тому +92

      Shes gonna make you her slave

    • @ephxiaa
      @ephxiaa 5 років тому +22

      Should’ve been a line

    • @RobotHunter1234
      @RobotHunter1234 5 років тому +49

      I feel like the time I spent with Kawakami increased my *Charm*
      ♪♪♪

  • @CMonkeh
    @CMonkeh 5 років тому +7004

    Sojiro: when I was young, hoo boy !
    Futaba walks in
    **HOO BOY INTENSIFIES**

    • @ExtraSpace62
      @ExtraSpace62 5 років тому +601

      Sojiro: *Sees Ryuji walk in*
      *HOOOOOO BOI*

    • @RiveyDestroy2
      @RiveyDestroy2 5 років тому +324

      Sojiro: *sees no one walking in and looks at joker*
      Sojiro: *calls Futaba*

    • @Nerfxnat
      @Nerfxnat 5 років тому +170

      *flashes back to when soijiro was like can you not like get with futaba.*

    • @BlazeLibra
      @BlazeLibra 5 років тому +253

      ​@@RiveyDestroy2 Sojiro: *sees no one walking in and looks at joker*
      Secret option "Sojiro" has became available

    • @anexplosion5436
      @anexplosion5436 5 років тому +126

      @@BlazeLibra Joker: "Hoo boy"

  • @Santi-bt7if
    @Santi-bt7if 5 років тому +661

    Any girl: "Can I sit next to you?' Ryuji: two bros sittin' in a cafe, 5 feet apart cuz they're not gay.

  • @mikealangeloy
    @mikealangeloy 4 роки тому +1674

    *Mrs. Kawakami walks in*
    Chris Hansen: "Why don't you have a seat?"
    Sojiro: *"HOOOO BOY"*

  • @tanglekelp1857
    @tanglekelp1857 5 років тому +3594

    Sojiro *everyone else*: HOO BOI!
    Sojiro *Kawakami*: Alright, can't stop you.
    Sojiro *Futaba*: touch the daughter, there will be slaughter

  • @PsiChaos2701
    @PsiChaos2701 5 років тому +1897

    If Sojiro thought it was odd that a teacher and a student were going out, wait until he finds out about the master/servant relationship they got going. "Hoo Boy," indeed.

    • @shadekerensky3691
      @shadekerensky3691 5 років тому +96

      *HOO BOI INTENSIFIES*

    • @rararasputin8608
      @rararasputin8608 5 років тому +119

      Joker: AND THIS IS TO GO EVEN FURTHER BEYOND....
      Sojiro: What is he talking about?
      Joker: HAAAAA... *Maid/Master relationship is revealed.*
      Sojiro: *H O O B O I*

    • @Gollvieg
      @Gollvieg 5 років тому +71

      The thing I find the most funny is that out of all the possible girlfriends, the teacher is the only one that says, "I got a car, we can go fuck on the weekends"

  • @Top_Nep
    @Top_Nep 4 роки тому +543

    Sojiro: "when i was young"
    *kawakami enters the chat*
    Sojiro: *HOLY MOTHER OF GOD this guy is on a completely different level of chad*

  • @KesslerLaVaes
    @KesslerLaVaes 4 роки тому +1562

    Why Makoto is the best option:
    “Ren whispers in Sae s ear in the interrogation room” : your sister calls me daddy too

  • @josephperez5545
    @josephperez5545 7 років тому +4034

    "I spent a 'romantic evening' with Futaba"
    *in the distance* "Hoo Boy!"

    • @JR384
      @JR384 7 років тому +461

      Joseph Perez Nah, he's the overprotective dad, so you just hear a shotgun load and prepare.

    • @josephperez5545
      @josephperez5545 7 років тому +482

      PokemonTrainer77 Ok but wait I have another one....
      Sojiro: *walks in on you and Futaba's "romantic evening"*
      You: "Ah, you're back"

    • @jervisjavier
      @jervisjavier 7 років тому +49

      Joseph Perez Sojiro probably done than to thrown them off the mood but sorry the window is closed

    • @ZaWarubro
      @ZaWarubro 7 років тому +92

      I'm fucking cackling

    • @-_melow_-8111
      @-_melow_-8111 7 років тому +113

      Joseph Perez I love that as I read that I heard the Sojiro "hoo-boy" voice clip in my head

  • @Neoxon619
    @Neoxon619 7 років тому +2072

    I love how Sojiro instantly goes into Overprotective Dad Mode when Futaba walks in.

  • @oro6399
    @oro6399 5 років тому +772

    Morgana in front of:
    other girls: no response
    ann: sigh
    haru and futaba: *MEWHEHEHE*

    • @truepowersichigo1952
      @truepowersichigo1952 5 років тому +8

      What is that suppose to mean

    • @skyguy713
      @skyguy713 4 роки тому +74

      @@truepowersichigo1952 quite literally, that is what Morgana says when you go through with a date

    • @notoriouscasual5004
      @notoriouscasual5004 4 роки тому +90

      truepowers ichigo basically its saying morgana ships the hell outta haru and futaba with MC. Which could lead us to know haru, makoto and futaba are the genuinly most canon the game could get but not quite

    • @verydom
      @verydom 4 роки тому +61

      @@notoriouscasual5004 i always figured its since haru, futaba and makoto(although he just walks by for her) can hear him, for ann he just gets depressed
      and morgana just says i don't wanna be part of the losers meeting for ryuji

    • @notoriouscasual5004
      @notoriouscasual5004 4 роки тому +64

      very dom lowkey satisfying seeing morgana get cucked by the Mc if he dates ann

  • @Liam-bq1qp
    @Liam-bq1qp 4 роки тому +1823

    Protagonist: _Is this a confession?_
    Ryuji: _Aw dude, hell no!_
    ...
    Ryuji: *Well actually...*
    Protagonist: *Oh- WAIT HOLD ON I WAS JUST JOKING*

  • @darthakaya
    @darthakaya 7 років тому +2973

    Sojiro for most girls: Enjoy yourselves ;)
    For Futaba: WTF

    • @kpxtreame
      @kpxtreame 7 років тому +328

      darthakaya The mood wiplash of sojiro being on board to "Dont even think about it" is amazing

    • @labrador7373
      @labrador7373 7 років тому +285

      Morgana: Mewhehehee

    • @gravenwolf6535
      @gravenwolf6535 7 років тому +76

      His VA Cassandra Lee Morris must have laughed when she did that.

    • @dokiewokie1956
      @dokiewokie1956 7 років тому +186

      darthakaya For Ms. Kawakami: holy shet

    • @ShahirHameed
      @ShahirHameed 7 років тому +174

      Mrgana reacting to Ann dating the MC: *sign*
      Tough break

  • @VenomSnakee
    @VenomSnakee 7 років тому +4125

    "You know when I was young, Hoo Boy"
    *VIETNAM FLASHBACK*

  • @Ginnster
    @Ginnster 5 років тому +324

    A moment of silence for this man also doing the Christmas event over and over to give us this video

  • @jayy_93
    @jayy_93 4 роки тому +298

    "You spent a romantic evening with Garlic Shrimp Stand Guy"

    • @trx38
      @trx38 4 роки тому +1

      That's been awesome. 😂

    • @assass9096
      @assass9096 4 роки тому

      This comment made me cry laughing

    • @Stryfe52
      @Stryfe52 3 роки тому +3

      YOU HEAR ABOUT THE PHANTOM THIEVES?

    • @cloaker1619
      @cloaker1619 3 роки тому

      @@Stryfe52 YES I HAVE WHAT ABOUT YOU?!

    • @Stryfe52
      @Stryfe52 3 роки тому

      @@cloaker1619 THE GUYS THAT STEAL HEARTS, HEHE!! Heard about it on the news - they’re all the rage in Japan, yeah! Say, if you run into them, tell ‘em I say hello; and ask them to change people’s hearts so that everyone loves shrimp - hehe!

  • @migi9193
    @migi9193 5 років тому +3672

    "If only Sojiro can adopt you"
    *SWEET HOME ALABAMA INTENSIFIES*

  • @ryochng
    @ryochng 7 років тому +5829

    Other girls : Can i sit next to you?
    Futaba : Me near K?

    • @dr.f.u.3926
      @dr.f.u.3926 7 років тому +764

      OMG SHE'S SOO GODDAMN CUTE!!!!!

    • @TheGodOfCruelty
      @TheGodOfCruelty 7 років тому +564

      Futaba is literally the best girl, Sojiros and Morganas reaction also her general cuteness.

    • @TheCrazyGreenGamer
      @TheCrazyGreenGamer 7 років тому +141

      100% agree.

    • @universe1933
      @universe1933 7 років тому +206

      CyberTacoZz yes Futaba is so adorable- I love her!
      10/10 best girl

    • @devastatheseeker9967
      @devastatheseeker9967 7 років тому +52

      〘 U n i v e r s e 〙 she's 15...

  • @SuperPaperPokemon
    @SuperPaperPokemon 4 роки тому +207

    Sojiro seeing Kawakami: "This shit for real?"
    Sojiro seeing Makoto, Ann, Haru, Hifumi, Chihaya: "I approve. Go get her champ."
    Sojiro seeing Takemi or Ohya: "Isn't she a bit old for you?"
    Sojiro seeing Ryuji: "Well, too bad for you two lonely boys. Here, have some curry."
    Sojiro seeing Futaba: *Loads shotgun*

    • @JEST3R_
      @JEST3R_ 3 роки тому +41

      Sojiro totally has a double barrel with "Hoo" and "Boy" engraved on the barrels

    • @richardnathaniels
      @richardnathaniels 3 роки тому +5

      @@JEST3R_ this comment made my day hahahaha

    • @wooshmeifugay8719
      @wooshmeifugay8719 3 роки тому +1

      A distant echoing voice: .... you see that shinji?

    • @GloriousSquizoKing.
      @GloriousSquizoKing. 3 роки тому +8

      I just love how the fandom just assumes that Sojiro has a shotgun(which he totally has).

  • @peterporker6449
    @peterporker6449 4 роки тому +147

    Me: watching this
    Jokers teacher: walks in
    Sojiro: a teacher and her student
    Joker: *t h a t s t h e b e s t p a r t*

  • @XPosseiusX
    @XPosseiusX 7 років тому +2919

    Ann: "Ill smack you if you say im to heavy"
    Me: My boy is gonna have someone sitting on his face tonight

    • @AzureMaou
      @AzureMaou 7 років тому +293

      best comment ever

    • @aleckbataque7855
      @aleckbataque7855 7 років тому +119

      I agree

    • @Rhianydd
      @Rhianydd 7 років тому +85

      XPosseiusX *wheEZING* 😂😂😂

    • @AM-zk7jm
      @AM-zk7jm 7 років тому +63

      I read that in Dachi's voice XD

    • @erika-wp4ft
      @erika-wp4ft 7 років тому +8

      XPosseiusX lol

  • @breadbreadington5735
    @breadbreadington5735 5 років тому +3707

    Sojiro: Oh. It's Valentine's Day.
    *Ms. Kawakami walks in*
    *Joker walks up to Kawakami*
    Sojiro: WHAT THE FUC-

  • @CallMeMFor12345
    @CallMeMFor12345 5 років тому +251

    Futaba: 15:13
    Soijiro: I’ve lost more today than you can ever imagine

    • @soulfire5274
      @soulfire5274 3 роки тому +10

      Ryuji: So, LeBlanc, your hometown?
      Sojiro: Yes, and it was beautiful...

    • @SidusBrist
      @SidusBrist 3 роки тому +11

      Futaba 3 months later: I'm pregnant
      Sojiro: Y O U ' R E W H A T ?!

    • @soulfire5274
      @soulfire5274 3 роки тому +3

      *I am thou, thou art I.*

    • @da_swaws6165
      @da_swaws6165 3 роки тому

      @Neil Kaizen that's clever

  • @bobhazelhorst8969
    @bobhazelhorst8969 5 років тому +204

    “You spent a romantic evening with Futaba”
    Sojiro: *ALLOW ME TO ENLIGHTEN YOU*

  • @clutch4304
    @clutch4304 5 років тому +2495

    Ryuji: Hey bro can I sit next to you?
    Protagonist: FOR REAL?!

    • @Violalulu
      @Violalulu 5 років тому +96

      LMAO enough for that phrase

    • @fierytigergaming8112
      @fierytigergaming8112 5 років тому +33

      Idk if it's my heterosexuality but both this, and Kawakami's Hawaii date had me cringing severely (Age too)

    • @therealone3536
      @therealone3536 5 років тому +21

      Sojiro: H O O B O Y

    • @animephase9165
      @animephase9165 5 років тому +9

      Fiery Tiger's Jungle good thing they didn’t make my boy gay, those idiot sjws ruin everything

    • @panzagadka3254
      @panzagadka3254 5 років тому +8

      @@animephase9165 THIS THREAD IS SO OLD SHUT UP

  • @realgmagc327
    @realgmagc327 6 років тому +2302

    Sojiro: when i was young woo boi
    Futaba walks in
    Mc : i know what you mean

    • @BananaChicken21
      @BananaChicken21 5 років тому +222

      Sojiro : *B O I*

    • @chaos_blue1089
      @chaos_blue1089 5 років тому +172

      Sojiro: FORGET WHAT I JUST SAID

    • @KTam853
      @KTam853 5 років тому +97

      *there is a knife sharpening sound in the back room*

    • @fierytigergaming8112
      @fierytigergaming8112 5 років тому +49

      *Sojiro Is Glaring At Joker*

    • @fierytigergaming8112
      @fierytigergaming8112 5 років тому +26

      Me: What's your problem Sojiro, did you forget i'm heading back next month?!

  • @spagetho1009
    @spagetho1009 5 років тому +229

    Futaba: "If only Sojiro would adopt you"
    Sojiro outside Leblanc: " *HELL NO* "

    • @matthew_natividad
      @matthew_natividad 4 роки тому +15

      Morgana: *hEY WaIt*

    • @soulfire5274
      @soulfire5274 4 роки тому +16

      Ryuji: For REAL?!

    • @soulfire5274
      @soulfire5274 3 роки тому +10

      Joker: Piss off Ryuji, we're having a moment!
      Ryuji: But I'm lonely...
      Futaba: *throws Mona at Ryuji*

    • @dabi9219
      @dabi9219 3 роки тому +6

      if sojiro adopted him...
      *SWEET HOME ALABAMA*

  • @b-1battledroid674
    @b-1battledroid674 3 роки тому +115

    Joker: is that a confession?
    Ryuji: aw dude, hell no!
    My day is ruined and my dissapointment is immeasurable

  • @AngelTheMadGamer
    @AngelTheMadGamer 7 років тому +674

    "You spent a sad evening with Ryuji..."

    • @tws_kaboodle0977
      @tws_kaboodle0977 6 років тому +48

      Saint Rose nothing is sad when Ryuji is around

    • @Foogi9000
      @Foogi9000 6 років тому +33

      Ryuji is best bro along with sojiro

    • @fierytigergaming8112
      @fierytigergaming8112 5 років тому

      Alexa play Despacito (Couldn't resist)

    • @Ph03n1X87
      @Ph03n1X87 5 років тому

      Alexa. Play Despacito.

    • @brodaforlife
      @brodaforlife 4 роки тому

      It’s never a sad ending when your hanging out with your Boi Ryuji

  • @Akiraspin
    @Akiraspin 6 років тому +1455

    "The Cat Who Was Cucked To Death"
    - by Morgana

    • @Subscribersnodignity
      @Subscribersnodignity 5 років тому +3

      Who is he dating

    • @Paina.
      @Paina. 5 років тому +4

      Best comment ever

    • @turktheturkey
      @turktheturkey 5 років тому +64

      That's one of the best poems out there
      Next to :"Ryuji eat my ass"

    • @SOMERANDOMPERSONNPC
      @SOMERANDOMPERSONNPC 5 років тому +7

      @@turktheturkey by: Goro Akechi
      ua-cam.com/video/m2im-ugI9iQ/v-deo.html&feature=share
      At 1:32

  • @frontierjusticedazzlingsfa2569
    @frontierjusticedazzlingsfa2569 4 роки тому +223

    Sojiro:when I was your age
    *warden twins walk in*
    Joker: I'M GOING TO JAIL!

    • @marunomi
      @marunomi 4 роки тому +62

      "You see, FBI-san, both of them combined is 18."

    • @ViolosD2I
      @ViolosD2I 4 роки тому +58

      Thou hast acquired a new criminal record

    • @zaidenroces8884
      @zaidenroces8884 4 роки тому +7

      @@marunomi wait is lavenza 18 then?

    • @marunomi
      @marunomi 4 роки тому +7

      @@zaidenroces8884 Huh. Didn't think of that.

    • @CABRALFAN27
      @CABRALFAN27 3 роки тому +4

      What are they gonna do? Send him to prison? Jokes on them, the lolis are wardens.

  • @soybajo-kira8585
    @soybajo-kira8585 4 роки тому +175

    Everyone knows that Sojiro is the true best girl

  • @Somonyo
    @Somonyo 5 років тому +873

    Sojiro hears a repetitive up and down noise from the attic
    Sojiro: *HOO BOY*

    • @junkyardratdog7761
      @junkyardratdog7761 5 років тому +56

      oH MY GOD OUT OF ALL OF THESE “hoo boi” COMMENTS THIS IS THE BEST-

    • @chasefray
      @chasefray 5 років тому +67

      *Turns out to be Futaba up there*
      Sojiro:*Readies the TV*

    • @Rhydon1458
      @Rhydon1458 5 років тому +40

      *Turns out to be Futaba up there*
      Sojiro:**Pulls out auto shotgun**

    • @linebeckthejohoe4876
      @linebeckthejohoe4876 4 роки тому +40

      And Futaba is nowhere to be found.
      Sojiro: Hol’ up

    • @alexhernandez1216
      @alexhernandez1216 4 роки тому +16

      Realizes futaba was the one who walked in hoooooooo boys gonna die tonight

  • @xavierjohnson2321
    @xavierjohnson2321 5 років тому +1915

    Sojiro: *HOO BOI*
    Futaba walks in
    Joker: Why do I hear boss music?

  • @PsiMusArt
    @PsiMusArt 5 років тому +132

    Hall of M W E H E H E H E E
    9:57
    13:01
    Please, also visit the "Hall of H O O B O Y"

    • @kyzkazzie
      @kyzkazzie 3 роки тому +2

      I made it 69 likes, your welcome

  • @patrickrudolph1258
    @patrickrudolph1258 4 роки тому +63

    Ann: "I'll smack you if you say I'm too heavy."
    Me: "Haha ... Ha ... Oh ... (O.O)"

  • @alexisromero32
    @alexisromero32 7 років тому +2274

    Sojiro: when I was young hoo boy
    MC: omg not this story again

    • @sarcasticricecooker7242
      @sarcasticricecooker7242 7 років тому +150

      then Futaba walks in and he goes from 100 to 0 real quick, switching up to the "FUCK IS THIS SHIT !??"/

    • @ZeroBahamut
      @ZeroBahamut 7 років тому +292

      Long nguyen phi Sojiro: So, who's the special lady?
      Me: Dad forgive me
      Sojiro: ? Wai-
      *Futaba walks in*
      Sojiro: WHAT THE FUCK
      Me: DAD FORGIVE ME

    • @MoleBradRy
      @MoleBradRy 7 років тому +97

      Persona 5 Expansion
      Extra Chapter - Mememtos comes back.

    • @kurbaii9940
      @kurbaii9940 7 років тому +29

      The Gaming Mole: Brad_Ry I'd buy that DLC

    • @aang7228
      @aang7228 7 років тому +3

      what is MC?

  • @mayonaka23
    @mayonaka23 7 років тому +2146

    "If only Sojiro would adopt you"
    *H O O O O O B O I*

  • @nikkle1337
    @nikkle1337 4 роки тому +77

    Joker: Hanging out with girls on Valentine’s Day
    Morgana: Screaming at the top of his lungs because it’s bedtime

  • @soaries
    @soaries 5 років тому +42

    Ann: isn’t it heavy? I filled it with love.
    *_it’s actually light_*

  • @lyom7277
    @lyom7277 7 років тому +1749

    Sojiro: Don't you have anything happening!? I mean, when I was your age, hoo boy, don't get me started.
    Futaba comes in: Yo ...
    Sojiro: .........

    • @Arexion5293
      @Arexion5293 6 років тому +310

      *You can sense the spirit of a rebel surging from Sojiro.
      *Wait... that's not a good thing, is it?

    • @mrsupreme5316
      @mrsupreme5316 6 років тому +263

      "I sense murderous intent!"

    • @mikejonesnoreally
      @mikejonesnoreally 6 років тому +28

      Has anyone ever seriously gotten beaned by that thing? I mean, it's an auto dodge right? Surely.... :3

    • @kitkatkittyidk4427
      @kitkatkittyidk4427 6 років тому +8

      Lyo M he was so silent XD

    • @mistamemewide
      @mistamemewide 6 років тому +63

      Sojiro: *_touch the daughter, and there will be slaughter._*

  • @richardwatterson5000
    @richardwatterson5000 5 років тому +2094

    No one:
    Not a single soul:
    Morgana: *MEWHEHEHEE*

    • @JeiHeirumaru
      @JeiHeirumaru 5 років тому +39

      Richard Watterson And also HOO BOY

    • @Akwave_
      @Akwave_ 5 років тому +101

      Sorry I dated Ann so he was crying in mine

    • @g0ddish434
      @g0ddish434 5 років тому +7

      *H O O B O I*

    • @Phatazzbetch
      @Phatazzbetch 5 років тому +21

      @@Akwave_ personally my favorite part of my first playthrough, I even went to the chat log and replayed his sigh several times

    • @Alibaba-id1cs
      @Alibaba-id1cs 5 років тому +18

      Richard Watterson
      Futaba: That Mona.... Fuck him

  • @raybecerra2738
    @raybecerra2738 4 роки тому +38

    Futaba walks in.
    Inside Sojiro's: So you finally come to your senses..I'am thou, thou art i...

  • @revelred
    @revelred 4 роки тому +28

    All joker lines in a nutshell
    - _classy_
    - it's fine(why u lying, why u always lying)
    - huh?
    -*That's the best part*

  • @baxter553
    @baxter553 7 років тому +348

    A joker in the streets and a thief in the sheets.

  • @hikarufujiwarai6801
    @hikarufujiwarai6801 7 років тому +2530

    It would be better if ryuji walks in and sojiro said "oh...you should have told me..."

    • @AM-zk7jm
      @AM-zk7jm 7 років тому +220

      hikaru fujiwarai they need to fix that RIGHT NOW

    • @Chase_Carver
      @Chase_Carver 7 років тому +440

      Ryuji: *walks in*
      Sojiro: ...Well, if you swing that way, that means more girls for me.

    • @luckymagethaumia94
      @luckymagethaumia94 7 років тому +15

      that line is mever the same again XD

    • @enlightningairieon7294
      @enlightningairieon7294 7 років тому +88

      Hooo boy

    • @phamminhtunguyen9926
      @phamminhtunguyen9926 7 років тому +214

      *HOO BOYYYY INTENSIFIES*

  • @eldritchhollow7692
    @eldritchhollow7692 4 роки тому +42

    Morgana sighing when ann enters made he sad lol

    • @fodspeed
      @fodspeed 3 роки тому

      Screw you then 🤣, that cat had it coming, he deserved all of that.

  • @bukanaddict
    @bukanaddict 4 роки тому +50

    Everyone else: May I sit next to you
    Futaba: Me nEAr OkAY!1

    • @soulfire5274
      @soulfire5274 4 роки тому +2

      Sojiro glaring at Joker from the window

  • @DapperDill
    @DapperDill 5 років тому +930

    Sojiro: “Ms. Kawakami....”?
    Joker: “uhhhhhhhhh”
    Sojiro: “I’ve taught you so well”!

    • @Ph03n1X87
      @Ph03n1X87 5 років тому +50

      *HOO BOY*

    • @ArseneIzanagi
      @ArseneIzanagi 5 років тому +66

      *Futaba Walks in*
      Sojiro: (Maybe too well...)

    • @bobburger1443
      @bobburger1443 5 років тому +35

      Every other girl walks in
      Sojiro: (Oh god way too well..!)

    • @matthew_natividad
      @matthew_natividad 5 років тому +9

      Bob Burger I’ve created a monster

    • @I_Am_LazyLad
      @I_Am_LazyLad 5 років тому +17

      “ I given him to many coffee facts “

  • @Masterhene3
    @Masterhene3 5 років тому +775

    plot twist:
    none of the "romantic evenings" were actually romantic, they just talked about politics.
    its in the directors cut version

    • @mademigamer1
      @mademigamer1 5 років тому +22

      It was obvious

    • @zewin1330
      @zewin1330 5 років тому +5

      Really

    • @zewin1330
      @zewin1330 5 років тому +2

      ???

    • @blackfaceplant4004
      @blackfaceplant4004 5 років тому +158

      Wrong they actualy played with pokemon cards where joker pulls out his holographic charizard

    • @zewin1330
      @zewin1330 5 років тому +51

      @@blackfaceplant4004 nah they definitely just watched persona 5 the animation

  • @PresidentPixel
    @PresidentPixel 4 роки тому +124

    (Futaba walks in)
    Sojiro: HOO BO- (Glares at Joker And reaches for shotgun)
    Customer: (Sitting at end of counter) Here this will settle it better than that gun (Hands Sojiro Smash Invitation)
    Sojiro: (Activates Final Smash) HOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOI (insta kills Joker)

  • @ItsDanbo
    @ItsDanbo 4 роки тому +50

    Sojiro: Hooo boy
    Futaba walks in
    Sojiro: NOOOOOO BOY

  • @fissshy7
    @fissshy7 7 років тому +614

    I can't, I CAN'T.
    Fist date is teacher asking if we would prefer her in a Maid outfit.
    I CAN'T.

  • @WotanSoup
    @WotanSoup 6 років тому +926

    Almost everyone: enjoy
    Futaba: don't go crazy or your dead
    Teacher: you two are weird

  • @Videogueimeiro
    @Videogueimeiro 4 роки тому +61

    Makoto: "I considered making it by hand..."
    Joker: "There's always next year"

  • @vuan8167
    @vuan8167 4 роки тому +69

    Imagine randomly ryuji tells you: *can i sit next to you?*

    • @soulfire5274
      @soulfire5274 3 роки тому +5

      Joker: F*ck off. *throws him out of LeBlanc*

    • @R.Sinnia
      @R.Sinnia 3 роки тому +4

      @@soulfire5274 no he won't, Ryuji is the best boi

    • @soulfire5274
      @soulfire5274 3 роки тому

      @@R.Sinnia I agree, but still, Joker probably wouldn't let him sit next to him.

    • @soulfire5274
      @soulfire5274 3 роки тому +3

      @@R.Sinnia Girls see Joker talking to Ryuji at LeBlanc on Valentines day.
      Girls: Get ready to kill somebody

  • @j.t.eproductions6854
    @j.t.eproductions6854 6 років тому +2886

    I spent a romantic evening with futaba I could hear the faint sound of a chainsaw in the back of leblanc

    • @Oldboy2305
      @Oldboy2305 5 років тому +71

      What tf

    • @azzy265
      @azzy265 5 років тому +178

      I could hear the sirens

    • @braybruin3075
      @braybruin3075 5 років тому +276

      Igor: what a foolish end...

    • @pattio.se17
      @pattio.se17 5 років тому +228

      then u hear “hoo boy”

    • @vfreek4ever899
      @vfreek4ever899 5 років тому +61

      This made me laugh so hard, I snorted Pepsi out of my nose.

  • @ArrowTuenema
    @ArrowTuenema 5 років тому +1230

    Futaba: me near, ok?
    Me: me understand
    Great english

    • @TinyACK
      @TinyACK 4 роки тому +202

      It's the perfect couple. One of them sucks at holding a conversation and the other just nods 90% of the time.

    • @thecolorpurple6401
      @thecolorpurple6401 4 роки тому +23

      Matt V much agree.
      Futaba X Akira is best *couple,*
      But in my opinion, Haru is best girl.

    • @_u0nda928
      @_u0nda928 4 роки тому +7

      @@thecolorpurple6401 Who's Haru?

    • @COLDJJ1408
      @COLDJJ1408 4 роки тому +9

      Scarlett Lulls Yeah i have never heard that name

    • @_u0nda928
      @_u0nda928 4 роки тому +18

      @@COLDJJ1408 I know right? Must be some random character that has almsot no relevance.

  • @JawsFG_
    @JawsFG_ 4 роки тому +47

    Sojiro: "When I was in your age *H O O B O Y*
    Me: *dates Futaba*
    Sojiro: Wait that's illegal.

    • @BlindMelonLord
      @BlindMelonLord 4 роки тому

      SoA is better than TWD Not in Japan. The legal age there is 13. So, as long as they’re 18, you’re all good. Although, I wouldn’t date her anyway. She’s more of a little sister to me than someone I would date. and yes… Before you say anything, I know they’re not related.

    • @JawsFG_
      @JawsFG_ 4 роки тому +2

      @@BlindMelonLord It's more illegal because it's Sojiro's adopted daughter. I meant it like a meme xD.

    • @BlindMelonLord
      @BlindMelonLord 4 роки тому

      SoA is better than TWD Again, they may be related, but they’re not related by blood. Not only that, but Joker, (insert whatever you want to call his real name here), isn’t related to him whatsoever. Be him adopted, or biologically related, he is not. He was just taken in by him because of his situation. So, would Coffee Dad be pissed, yes he would. Would Joker get in legal trouble, no he wouldn’t. They’re both of legal age, so yes… Wild coffee dad would be pissed, I doubt he would go so far as to take legal action just because of someone dating his daughter. He’s only going into protective dad mode. That’s all. I’m sure he wouldn’t care at all.

    • @JawsFG_
      @JawsFG_ 4 роки тому +1

      To quote Piccolo from TFS:
      NEEEEEEEEEERRRRRRRDDDDDDD

  • @niveous5392
    @niveous5392 4 роки тому +32

    I ended up with Kawakami on the Hawaii Trip, then Hifumi every other time. Hifumi is so stupidly underrated, love her character to death

    • @galeforce3192
      @galeforce3192 4 роки тому +7

      I agree. I went with hooking up with no one in my first playthrough just to see what would happen (getting that funny Ryuji ending was well worth it). Went with Hifumi in my NG+ playthrough. The Confidant rank was high enough that she showed up during the Hawaii trip (I think it was Rank 7 or 8); it’s like the game was setting it up on purpose.
      Other options are good, though. I can see why people like Futaba as an option, but I always saw her as more of a sister figure for the protag. I’ll have to go with Haru in the next playthrough; I felt really bad turning her down, and the game did set that one up with the school festival. Makoto also works; it makes it look like Sae has multiple reasons to be upset not only with Makoto being involved with the Phantom Thieves but also with Joker getting dragged through the mess he did at the station; he was a suspect, but he’s Makoto’s boyfriend, ffs (Sae didn’t know it at the time, but it makes it really harsh in hindsight). And there’s Ann for the simple reason of “first girl wins”. And for screwing over Morgana.

    • @fodspeed
      @fodspeed 3 роки тому

      I can't stand her obsession for shogi,

  • @ZeroBahamut
    @ZeroBahamut 7 років тому +1580

    Sojiro: *Walks past*
    I am proud of you, my son. Have fun
    You've maxed the Pimp Arcana, allowing you to summon the Lv.99 Demon Minato Narukami

    • @thetherapist9546
      @thetherapist9546 7 років тому +60

      Lucifer Aizhlumendei that made me laugh really hard

    • @smyers09
      @smyers09 7 років тому +17

      Lucifer Aizhlumendei its yu and minato in one big pimp

    • @biobiobio7777
      @biobiobio7777 7 років тому +59

      Also known as The King. His orders are absolute!!!

    • @user-rc9nl9gx4q
      @user-rc9nl9gx4q 7 років тому +6

      Lucifer Aizhlumendei higher level arcana Tatsuya

    • @ZeroBahamut
      @ZeroBahamut 7 років тому +6

      Kazuya 99+

  • @silverm0nk3y
    @silverm0nk3y 7 років тому +433

    Morgana sighing at the sight of Ann. LOL someone give that cat a hug

    • @gameguru42392
      @gameguru42392 7 років тому +14

      Jack_O i felt so bad i cant date ann omg morgana is nothing but amazing dont fuck his girl nooooooooooo

    • @DragonLordJesus
      @DragonLordJesus 7 років тому +67

      Jack_O I freaking died!! When i heard him sigh during my playthrough all i thought was "Thats right bro! She is mine! I laid my eye on this beauty first!!" lol

    • @mahiru20ten
      @mahiru20ten 7 років тому +15

      Jack_O morgana laughing at futaba and sighing at ryuji too

    • @TaqSoto
      @TaqSoto 7 років тому +24

      Rysophage That's what he gets for telling me to sleep all the damn time -_-

    • @mythiccyno5382
      @mythiccyno5382 6 років тому +16

      Jack_O THATS WHAT YOU GET MORGANA FOR PUTING ME TO SLEEP AT 8 PM FUCK YOU MORGANA

  • @linkman4432
    @linkman4432 4 роки тому +23

    As all the Love interests of Akira Kurusu cornered him in the Cafe. Through the shops window door, we see Yusuke holding some Valentine's day chocolate....and shedding tears.

  • @seansean792
    @seansean792 4 роки тому +42

    29:00 "I don't wanna be a part of this *losers* party!"
    "Oh I'm sorry *CAT* but Ann is off limits to you so unless you wanna go find some feline in the alley you turn right back around and sit on that stool."

    • @fodspeed
      @fodspeed 3 роки тому +2

      You know that I think about it, reason morgana is attractive to ann is probably her cat costume

    • @seansean792
      @seansean792 3 роки тому +1

      @@fodspeed I thought he was just horny at first but I really don't know what he likes about her. He does like her bod at times but he keeps going on about how he loves her radiant smile or loves how kindhearted she is. Eh, she's not my type but apparently she's his type.

    • @fodspeed
      @fodspeed 3 роки тому

      @@seansean792 either he ain't getting any, especially after making me sleep early,

    • @seansean792
      @seansean792 3 роки тому

      @@fodspeed no he's not getting Ann to notice his feelings even when he confesses because Ann is just. That. Dim. I mean, even if you romance her she has absolutely no clue unless you hug her. The other party members retain some sadness (unless your Makoto who guilt trips) but Ann? No cares given whatsoever. Morgana could become human and get down on one KNEE and she wouldn't know, she'd get distracted by a sale on sweets.

    • @seansean792
      @seansean792 3 роки тому

      @@fodspeed don't know if you know about royal, so here's some major spoilers.
      In Maruki's reality Morgana straight up becomes human, and is hinted at actually dating Ann or something idk, I mean, he's shown carrying shopping bags in the bad ending, but I think they made some exchanges, nothing from Ann, but Morgana's perfect reality is to be a human so he can win Ann over. I think he probably did or else he wouldn't be happy. It's only speculation, they never actually said anything though.

  • @clara-te6eo
    @clara-te6eo 6 років тому +2199

    "Is this a confession?"
    "Aw dude, hell no!"
    ryuji why

    • @lucasalsa6132
      @lucasalsa6132 5 років тому +201

      TRANSLATION
      "bro.....idk at this point if im straight but imma say no because??"

    • @Zachygee412
      @Zachygee412 5 років тому +85

      HOO BOY

    • @peculiaroreo
      @peculiaroreo 5 років тому +108

      WHY ISN'T HE GAY PLEASE ATLUS

    • @jomo999
      @jomo999 5 років тому +157

      MC: I prefer lover's chocolate.
      Ryuji: Well yeah, but...we don't exactly got that, now do we?
      MC: I *said* I prefer lover's chocolate...
      Ryuji: o_O

    • @caught4k493
      @caught4k493 5 років тому +46

      He was probably lying ;)
      Deep down he knew he been caught

  • @nopinappleshere8861
    @nopinappleshere8861 5 років тому +1007

    "I wish Sojiro would adopt you"
    Well you see Futaba, that would be wrong on so many levels.

    • @souakadpadkid6685
      @souakadpadkid6685 5 років тому +16

      I wonder why... No seriously why? Ps this Is joke.

    • @rinokumura7371
      @rinokumura7371 5 років тому +73

      I Hear Shotgun In The Distance

    • @skyguy713
      @skyguy713 4 роки тому +141

      What's wrong, stepbro?

    • @Zeeno
      @Zeeno 4 роки тому +19

      She's like 15 so it's already wrong 👀
      FBI OPEN UP

    • @solid3070
      @solid3070 4 роки тому +1

      skyguy713 Why am I surprised

  • @myfoot5259
    @myfoot5259 4 роки тому +35

    This is the best 30 Minutes I have wasted my entire life.

  • @PringoOrSomething
    @PringoOrSomething 4 роки тому +20

    Futaba: “If only Soijiro would adopt you...”
    Me:” HE BETTER NOT!!”

  • @DKDonkeyThong
    @DKDonkeyThong 5 років тому +1386

    I like how you saved the best girl for last.

    • @Zachattack-nu7lr
      @Zachattack-nu7lr 5 років тому +234

      Why would you say something so controversial yet so brave?

    • @vampyamy
      @vampyamy 5 років тому +154

      "why are you booing me? im right!"

    • @sirlongapplin7863
      @sirlongapplin7863 5 років тому +24

      Very wron,every1 knows that Mara is best grill

    • @diazr31
      @diazr31 5 років тому +19

      There's no houseplant

    • @agentsquid9079
      @agentsquid9079 4 роки тому +3

      He isn’t even a girl

  • @samalama5541
    @samalama5541 7 років тому +1544

    I love how Morgana sighs when Ann comes in. Poor Morgana.

    • @fhaithful
      @fhaithful 5 років тому +257

      The cat who was cucked to death

    • @Cheffihn
      @Cheffihn 5 років тому +53

      Tags: [ netorare (12,621) ]

    • @arindamphonglosa5077
      @arindamphonglosa5077 5 років тому +38

      @@Cheffihn thats is a forbidden word

    • @meiji..
      @meiji.. 5 років тому +8

      @@Cheffihn oh no

    • @joksizantos7520
      @joksizantos7520 5 років тому +13

      @@Cheffihn i love that genre, makes me sick and entertained at the same time

  • @wise_crack
    @wise_crack 4 роки тому +11

    Imagine going for harem route and spending valentine's with Ryuji. Absolute chadness.

  • @doom6210
    @doom6210 5 років тому +27

    Ryuji: *walks in*
    Sojiro: H O O B O Y

  • @PhazonKing
    @PhazonKing 5 років тому +564

    Futaba: "Yo. Still working?"
    Sojiro: "...Don't get wrapped up in the mood, ya hear?"
    Joker: *"HOO BOY!"*
    Sojiro: "Shouldn't have told him that -_-"

  • @Deathflare56
    @Deathflare56 7 років тому +673

    In all honesty, from the way Sojiro talked to you at the beginning of the game, I would never have expected him to turn into the best wing man in the series (imo).

    • @vv09
      @vv09 7 років тому +83

      Sojibro Sakura

    • @midnightsaizo8103
      @midnightsaizo8103 7 років тому +121

      Vandolphvibar09 Brojiro Sakura

    • @Neoxon619
      @Neoxon619 7 років тому +45

      ......Unless it's Futaba

    • @simonnouchuu
      @simonnouchuu 7 років тому +20

      hoo boy

    • @omnibeta1876
      @omnibeta1876 6 років тому +7

      Neoxon Nah, that's just that his paternal worry, but even if you fuck up and not go with Futaba on the Valentine's date, he will still save your ass from being left alone after the beatdown

  • @KesslerLaVaes
    @KesslerLaVaes 4 роки тому +49

    Larvenza walks in
    Sojiro: I’m calling the cops
    Joker: home sweet home

    • @soulfire5274
      @soulfire5274 3 роки тому +3

      Lavenza's phone rings.
      Sojiro: ...
      Sojiro You know what, who cares. I'm outta here.

    • @KesslerLaVaes
      @KesslerLaVaes 3 роки тому +1

      @@soulfire5274 ha good one, bro I never expected someone comment in this 11 months comment

  • @pikira2246
    @pikira2246 3 роки тому +12

    I love how Ryuji is listed as a "romanceable" character

  • @SonicMegaKing
    @SonicMegaKing 7 років тому +732

    Sojiro: When I was your age, hoo boy...
    Kawakami: Good evening.
    Sojiro: Ms. Kawakami... A teacher and her student?
    MC: Yeah, I got some shit I could tell you, hoo boy...

    • @Gregorytos
      @Gregorytos 7 років тому +36

      this comment made my day 😂😂😂😂

    • @DodgeNCounter
      @DodgeNCounter 7 років тому +21

      The only romance that surprised him besides Futaba 😂

    • @vincenzocirillo7380
      @vincenzocirillo7380 6 років тому

      SonicMegaKing LMFAO

    • @deusdenomia5822
      @deusdenomia5822 6 років тому

      Best comment everrr😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

    • @nachofajita734
      @nachofajita734 6 років тому

      Sojiro: you stole my favorite word!!! 😂😂

  • @AaronKaiMCDNLD
    @AaronKaiMCDNLD 5 років тому +1009

    "you spent a night with Futaba"
    Sojiro: *Cocks shotgun*

    • @DingusBingus1
      @DingusBingus1 5 років тому +60

      *Joker walks up to Futaba*
      *Sojiro cocks shotgun*
      *H O L D U P ! ! !*

    • @rturner4205
      @rturner4205 5 років тому +5

      Joker should ask for 3 Steps.

    • @linkthehylian9677
      @linkthehylian9677 5 років тому +10

      @@DingusBingus1
      Joker: *takes out pistol*
      Not today bitch

    • @jokechi8697
      @jokechi8697 5 років тому +8

      Sojiro is about to let out an all out attack

    • @lordpower1
      @lordpower1 5 років тому +1

      K1-B0 lmao

  • @chrisdontbenosy8458
    @chrisdontbenosy8458 4 роки тому +18

    21:20
    "I won't take no for an answer"
    °Everyone Liked that

  • @xeonishyper4124
    @xeonishyper4124 4 роки тому +17

    "Until I met you, I never imagined I'd have a boyfriend"
    girls playing the game: the fu-

  • @dellebelphine-moralez3510
    @dellebelphine-moralez3510 7 років тому +1961

    Ryuji is the only real romance option lol

  • @migzrub7114
    @migzrub7114 5 років тому +1405

    Makoto: Sounds like something a guy from a host club would say
    Akira:how do you know what a guy from a host club would say?
    *Sojiro from the background*: HOOOOO BOY

    • @macker000000
      @macker000000 5 років тому +20

      Lol didn't she went to a host club?

    • @1003JustinLaw
      @1003JustinLaw 5 років тому +16

      macker000000 more like a douchebag host creep text stalked her for weeks until Joker threatened to beat him up and she threatened to inform her sister.

  • @jaehanbernardo4105
    @jaehanbernardo4105 4 роки тому +11

    Futaba walks in*
    Sojiro: hooooooo boy and loads a shotgun
    Joker: *you'll never see it coming*

  • @Gollvieg
    @Gollvieg 5 років тому +16

    Sorry Ryuji, the only reason I invited you is so I have an excuse to not pick between my nine girlfriends and to have an alibi. I'm spreading my Valentine's dates over the month.

  • @thefallen9805
    @thefallen9805 5 років тому +612

    "I'll smack you if you say I'm too heavy"
    *_HOO BOY_*

    • @JuleNaa
      @JuleNaa 4 роки тому +1

      First i didn't understand xD

    • @flatwani
      @flatwani 4 роки тому

      Remind me what this is again ?

    • @aranhsm2819
      @aranhsm2819 4 роки тому +19

      I think it's something that lost its meaning in translation, heavy in relationship means overbearing or overwhelming in Japanese(I think, that is what I have gathered from my hours of anime binge watching), I think Ann is saying that she is going to cling on joker so much that it might become overbearing

    • @TheKingOfClowns
      @TheKingOfClowns 4 роки тому +42

      @@aranhsm2819 or she's just gonna be on top of him

    • @aranhsm2819
      @aranhsm2819 4 роки тому +10

      @@TheKingOfClowns that too

  • @FshineK
    @FshineK 5 років тому +1692

    "you spent a romantic evening with ryuji"

    • @Ph03n1X87
      @Ph03n1X87 5 років тому +67

      Shiiiiip iiiiiit! ;)

    • @linkthehylian9677
      @linkthehylian9677 5 років тому +27

      @@Ph03n1X87 I ship Ann and joker

    • @Ph03n1X87
      @Ph03n1X87 5 років тому +26

      @@linkthehylian9677 lol I used to ship them but I mostly ship Akira and Mokoto

    • @lucastobias7012
      @lucastobias7012 5 років тому +82

      *HOO BOY INTESIFIES*

    • @Ph03n1X87
      @Ph03n1X87 5 років тому +1

      @@lucastobias7012 same

  • @sendylie1774
    @sendylie1774 4 роки тому +13

    Joker: ("I spent a romantic evening with Futaba...")
    Morgana: *plays Rage Awakened as Sojiro about to re-enter Leblanc with a shotgun on his hand*
    Futaba: "Is it just me or do we hear a boss music?"
    Joker: *reduced to a total silence, having absolutely zero regrets*

  • @maximumforce8275
    @maximumforce8275 5 років тому +641

    Kawakami: "tonight you are gonna listen to my needs"
    FBI OPEN UP

    • @badabing7305
      @badabing7305 4 роки тому +73

      Legal age in Japan is 16
      Sojiro: *Hooo Booooiiii*

    • @jovybalbarin5588
      @jovybalbarin5588 4 роки тому +7

      Actually Ren/Rem is 22 or 21 years old he just changed his birthday to hide his identity..

    • @Username-wj8pz
      @Username-wj8pz 4 роки тому +14

      @@jovybalbarin5588 22 years old in highschool?

    • @agnesdetorres5558
      @agnesdetorres5558 4 роки тому +4

      Actually if you think about it, Kawakami will

    • @zacharyfayant5717
      @zacharyfayant5717 4 роки тому +8

      @@jovybalbarin5588 damn he must've been horrible at school or screwed with some rich kid