For realz. I'm Puerto Rican and my first reaction was "FU Collin!", but I had to laugh about it because I knew a couple of fellow Ricans around the way that did look like that and were shady as hell. 😂
Bannon did an interview a couple days ago where he walked back all his criticism of Emo Musk. He's looking forward to working with him, Elon's not going anywhere, he's so powerful, blah blah. Sounded EXACTLY like someone had phoned him up and issued strict marching orders. 😏
@@jeffcurry8317 Genius (or is it Boris?), These Trump associates all went to prison: Steve Bannon Peter Navarro Michael Cohen Paul Manafort George Papadopoulos Roger Stone Rick Gates Allen Weisselberg
Funny how Soros, gates, Bloomberg, Zuck,musk, Bezos have been oligarchs for the left for decades giving Kamala $2 billion for this campaign but was never a problem until now 😂
I picture the trump inauguration going down like the end of 'The Stand" with a half melted Rudy Giuliani riding in on a missile chanting 'My life for you!". 🤯
Of course not, silly, a gullible fool like him believes the hype of the name. After all, let's not forget that's precisely why it's named that way - Erik the Red doing a little careful marketing to prospective immigrants.
U crazy bastards let the comedians be fucking funny again!! Thank you !!!!! We all appreciate when u dont censor them and let them do what they do and be funny.
Look up the video of Joshua Johnson roasting Zuckerberg's urban attire. He look like a bird shat on him in front of a Fubu, and he needed their help right now!
It's almost as if he's worried that someone might try to cleanse him of his sins for the 3rd time.... 🤞 i sincerely hope that now you guys have gotten rid of the fossils as of 2029 after trump that your next leader will be sound of mind!
Final Update before we dive headfirst into fascism territory. 😓 Colin, can you please cover the Indoor Inauguration w/ your Black Voice? 😅 "Sheeeeez ... Even Snoop + Nelly sold out too!?" 😳
Bruh gotta love weekend update alway comedic beastmode shit lol stay safe RIP Jimmy Carter Bob Uecker pray for our world BLM God bless checkout the band The Main Squeeze
Ok great but why are all the other skits of the night trash... Pandering to a new majority? Framing trump as a hardcore try hard and biden as a bitter old man... SNL is not hitting. I am actually scared and not entertained at all. If we're going to make light of a bleak situation then can we make better jokes? Holy shit.
Yesterday I was shocked to see Biden on a rerun of SVU. He' s quite the actor and since I didn't really believe him in the past, it would be impossible for me now. 👎
“Meta CEO and Puerto Rican gigolo Mark Zuckerberg.” WOW I didn’t expect that lol. Good one Colin Jost
That Zuckerberg joke caught me off guard LMAO
For realz. I'm Puerto Rican and my first reaction was "FU Collin!", but I had to laugh about it because I knew a couple of fellow Ricans around the way that did look like that and were shady as hell. 😂
@@pibbles9
Yes but we all loved and probably true..
Me too. Had to share that one.
it was racist. I contacted nbc about it
I didn't get it
Oh, good Lord, that Jabba the Hut/Steve Bannon joke at the end was spit-take worthy.
Why does Steve Bannon look like “Mad eye Moody”🤣
Naw don't do Mad Eye like that
Bannon did an interview a couple days ago where he walked back all his criticism of Emo Musk. He's looking forward to working with him, Elon's not going anywhere, he's so powerful, blah blah. Sounded EXACTLY like someone had phoned him up and issued strict marching orders. 😏
@@SVUE-jj9jc
This is why we like SNL dirty adult humour..
Alex, what is IF I HAVE TO MAKE A CHOICE between, what is Steve cause I’m scared of the African man and I’m African 👀👩🏽🐫🚶🏽♀️
cause he's as crazy as JK Rowling
Covered in Sea men 😂
It's the 90's.
@@gamequbb8298 wheres norm mcdonld
That was fantastic. The tropic joke was amazing 😆
If Trump wanted Hillary to go to jail he should have just hired her...
Oh c'mon stop it. No one around Trump has went to jail or had any legal troubles have they? Sorry my level of sarcasm no match for your comment.
@@jeffcurry8317 His lawyer, his Financial Officer, both spent years in jail. And Harvey Epstein (a great guy according to Donald).
@@jeffcurry8317 Are you a professional liar or just an idiot?
@@jeffcurry8317 Jpegs confuse you?
@@jeffcurry8317 Genius (or is it Boris?), These Trump associates all went to prison:
Steve Bannon
Peter Navarro
Michael Cohen
Paul Manafort
George Papadopoulos
Roger Stone
Rick Gates
Allen Weisselberg
Re: boy are his knees tired. One of the best cartoons I've seen was of the three wannabe oligarchs with orange stains around their mouths.
Funny how Soros, gates, Bloomberg, Zuck,musk, Bezos have been oligarchs for the left for decades giving Kamala $2 billion for this campaign but was never a problem until now 😂
Change Zuck to sucking on Djt 🍄🍄🍄🍄🍄🍄🍄🍄🍄🍄🍄🍄🍄🍄 him and Elon and Bozo..
...and thier butt holes, too.
Doesn’t even need to be “ real” it’s ominously lying in wait for a split second break in the denial force field
@@laalaa99stl ewe toob censoring again🤣😂
Thank you for the laughs. I seriously needed that!
That Zuckerberg jokes was wild 😂.
IT WAS AWESOME
But true
I'm gonna need Weekend Update more than ever during the next 4 years.
I bet you have a emotional service dog ,don't you
@@Otis-vx2kv I bet you mixed horse dewormer in your food
@@Otis-vx2kvand that matters why?
You probably need medication
@valtonen77 you got all that from my comment huh
Top tier journalism
Top tier comment
God damn these jokes are good!!! Well done writers 😂
So cool there's something fun to watch on Sundays 😅 Good Morning from 🇪🇺
Same here 😊, good morning from Cape Town.
I literally laughed at every single joke hahahaha these guys are great
Steve Bañnón calling Elon musk truly evil is everything you need to know about this cabinet
Imagine a disgruntled ex employee holding a grudge. Who would have thought?
That Zuckerberg joke tho 😂
okay some good jokes ESPecially the one about the new ship named after Bill Clinton that is covered in seamen.
That was the BEST joke of the night (Clinton ship covered in Seamen).
This was like the only bad and lazy dad joke
@@Joel82 trolling?
Colin's jokes with Zuckerberg/ Puerto Rican gigolo, Kennedy/Tropic Thunder, and Bannon/ Jabba the Hut were hilarious 😂🤣
Trumps inaugural photo looks like a megadeth album cover
It looks like his picture when he was registering at the jail
Seamen! There goes my beer, right out my nose!
that one loud laugh got me
I agree HELL is opening up 😭
A Secretariat's teeth joke?
Boy are his knees tired 😂😂😂😂
Haha before Colin said tropic thunder I was wondering why the hell RFK looks Iike that in that pic 😂
I picture the trump inauguration going down like the end of 'The Stand" with a half melted Rudy Giuliani riding in on a missile chanting 'My life for you!". 🤯
Most densely packed perfection. ❤
Amazing crowd tonight - these laughs are top tier!
Bannon the Hut is going to have me laughing for days!
Thank you guys for the laughs we all we need them for the next two years!!!! 👏👏👏👏👏👏💙💙💙💙
They’re back!!! 😂😂😂
This was tremendous. Thank you 💚☘️
Trump's team remembered to Photoshop this portrait of JD too! The person in charge of continuity should be promoted!
The boys are on fire.
Colin Jost plus Jabba the Hut = the next Star Wars sequel
2:04 HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHA THAT LAUGH
It will never not be funny that Robert Downey Jr. just simply got away with that role in Tropic thunder.
2:38 Ah. Low hanging fruit... but it's always the sweetest fruit.
But let's face it, the Biden Administration walked right into that one. I can't believe they did that.
This is uncalled for💀💀😂
😭😭🤣🤣😂😂
This and Seth Meyer's Corrections is what's keeping me going in 2025.
Covered in seamen.... 😂Y'all hilarious
If he is that afraid of the cold, why the hell would he want Greenland, does he know how pispoor cold it is there??
because Russia is controlling the waters around it.. it's not rocket science.
Of course not, silly, a gullible fool like him believes the hype of the name. After all, let's not forget that's precisely why it's named that way - Erik the Red doing a little careful marketing to prospective immigrants.
I got a Star Wars joke at Weekend Update. My life truly is complete
Trump is the incarnation of the movie _Being There_ .
Except that Chance the Gardener was nice!
The dry january comment was immaculate
So true, that is exactly what Trump would say if he met MLK that he was Ben Carson 😂
Bannon the hutt😂😂
I think Chappelle as host just raises the bar for all the writers - this was vicious!!!
After every one of Che's jokes, I awalts say, "It's the 90s."
😂 Trump in a durag
And boy are his knees tired 😂😂😂😂😂
Got me covered for the next 4 years
Knees, Colin. Good one!
Mark Zuckerberg flew down to Mar-A-lago and boy, are his knees tired.
😂😂😂😂😂
0:49 I think he’s pooping. 😂
They went hard for 50... They must be wrapping up😂🎉
bet it was a fun after party!
Lol i actually dreamt of the upcoming inauguration
"Robert F Kennedy jr, drumps nomin--, hang on is he black now?" Would have been hilarious followed by the tropic thunder
Am I the only one to see the cameraman's laughs?
ML King Day actually falls on inauguration day. That's just the facts.
Weekend Update order by thumbnails: 1. Che 2. Jost 3. Longfellow 4. Nosferatu
Awesome! Just loved it... Irrespective of whether you hate republicans and / or democrats 😂
You can’t say that the audience wasn’t up for it.. 👍
U crazy bastards let the comedians be fucking funny again!! Thank you !!!!! We all appreciate when u dont censor them and let them do what they do and be funny.
Why does Zuckerberg look like my menopausal Aunt ?😜
Laughing at an octogenarian falling over on a bicycle is kinda uncool.
1:35 🔥 🔥 🔥
See if you can get Mark Zuckerberg to host.
Let’s face it. The jokes will write themselves with this incoming administration. Every joke hit! Good job!
That is trumps mug shot. Been photoshopped to enhance it.
Seamen. yeah! 2 good jokes so far. A record!
😂😂😂😂😂😂
Look up the video of Joshua Johnson roasting Zuckerberg's urban attire. He look like a bird shat on him in front of a Fubu, and he needed their help right now!
BOT
@@JetskisandMachetes Your 1 week account < their 15 year old account. 🥴
This is so bad, really bad.
I'm glad Chappelle is hosting this week. I don't have time to watch a full episode.
😂😂😂
it should have been "steve bannon harkonnen" from david lynch's dune.
“Dead from New York, it’s Saturday Night!….”
exactly.
Are you proud of yourself for trying to pretend a joke that's been made for decades and never been less true is some kind of original witticism?
3, now 4 good ones. yeah!!!
It's almost as if he's worried that someone might try to cleanse him of his sins for the 3rd time.... 🤞 i sincerely hope that now you guys have gotten rid of the fossils as of 2029 after trump that your next leader will be sound of mind!
MLK gonna spin in his grave so fast, he'll drill right into the next grave over.
No drill head tho
Shouldn't the carrier be named "Lewinski"?
I’m not watching it.
3:32 HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHA
Trump looks like he's having a stroke in his picture, which hopefully...😏but then JD would be prez...😒
Final Update before we dive headfirst into fascism territory. 😓
Colin, can you please cover the Indoor Inauguration w/ your Black Voice? 😅
"Sheeeeez ... Even Snoop + Nelly sold out too!?" 😳
I hope snl do some actual clever jokes instead of just trump did thing hahahaha
😎🫶🏼
Bruh gotta love weekend update alway comedic beastmode shit lol stay safe RIP Jimmy Carter Bob Uecker pray for our world BLM God bless checkout the band The Main Squeeze
1:10 - LMFAO
Damn SNL have really been going after Democrats within the past year. I remember when they were just going after Trump all the time.
Great pic.
Cause the Democrats cared way too much about identity politics and not the middle class divided
They always go after both sides. But Trump is such a jackass, he always provided them the most material. And a constant stream of it.
They always have, kiddo.
These guys have gotten pretty good. I still think however it is time to replace them. They have been doing Weekend Update the longest for 11 years.
Ok great but why are all the other skits of the night trash... Pandering to a new majority? Framing trump as a hardcore try hard and biden as a bitter old man... SNL is not hitting. I am actually scared and not entertained at all. If we're going to make light of a bleak situation then can we make better jokes? Holy shit.
Cry’n Collin 😂🤣
😎🤣🤣👑👑👑👑👑👑👑👑👑👑👑
These two should hire writers who can write JOKES 😭
Me like
Yesterday I was shocked to see Biden on a rerun of SVU. He' s quite the actor and since I didn't really believe him in the past, it would be impossible for me now. 👎
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