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  • @ZeducationTyler
    @ZeducationTyler  2 місяці тому +173

    Gooooood mernin! Hope everyone is having a great week so far

    • @EnThBr
      @EnThBr 2 місяці тому +3

      Good morning

    • @PridelessChickz
      @PridelessChickz 2 місяці тому +7

      Good morning! God bless you in the name of Jesus Christ, who is the name above all names & the only way to Heaven❤

    • @mommawant9989
      @mommawant9989 2 місяці тому +1

      Good Mernin Tyler and Crew! 😁

    • @mikkihesson3509
      @mikkihesson3509 2 місяці тому +2

      what!? you've never heard of save-a-lot??

    • @dakoderii4221
      @dakoderii4221 2 місяці тому +2

      Applesauce is not too far. I'm intrigued by his madness. What about pineapple + applesauce pizza?🤔It should be the next punishment for laughing.

  • @joshuamonk6245
    @joshuamonk6245 2 місяці тому +494

    I remember having a rotary phone. It was very satisfying to hang up on so hard that you could ring the bell inside.

    • @PaNDaSNiP3R
      @PaNDaSNiP3R 2 місяці тому +23

      Ting!

    • @davidfull6649
      @davidfull6649 2 місяці тому +33

      Very few things will ever be so satisfying lmao, so glad I was raised when I was lol.

    • @46wireboy
      @46wireboy 2 місяці тому +14

      I was once tackled by my two brothers when my mother told them to stop me from slamming the received down on the wall phone. I was on leave, screaming at my Sgt Major at the time. If he had been in the same room it would have been FAFO for him, and prison for me. Luckily he was 4 states away at the time.

    • @CAGChannel1
      @CAGChannel1 2 місяці тому +8

      Oh heck yah!
      You knew when mom was mad- no sound like it!

    • @Threemore650
      @Threemore650 2 місяці тому +14

      Or the frustrated and upset multi attempt before you got it right hang up.
      Sigh: I used to have so much energy.

  • @janos5408
    @janos5408 2 місяці тому +171

    Remember gender reveals in the old days? The doctor lifted the baby up and said "It's a boy, or it's a girl". Pepperidge Farms remembers.

    • @ghostlyrose8946
      @ghostlyrose8946 2 місяці тому +7

      That's how my Hubby and I have had all our babies' gender reveals. I'm due with our baby #7 in June and can't wait for that lovely moment and the hear it's first cry!

    • @bethshadid2087
      @bethshadid2087 2 місяці тому +3

      All three of mine too😂😂😂😂

    • @VintageCardinal
      @VintageCardinal 2 місяці тому +3

      @@ghostlyrose8946 Congratulations!!!

    • @Acueil
      @Acueil 2 місяці тому +5

      But-but you don't know how the baby feel about their "assigned gender"!

    • @ladybug591
      @ladybug591 2 місяці тому +2

      Yes, I do. Perhaps they are celebrating the fact that the baby survived its mother's pregnancy - quite the accomplishment with all the abortions going on - good for them. But the money wasted on such things should be put aside for the child later in life. This is strange contradictory behaviour by all young spenders now-a-days who constantly insist life is so hard and they have no money....
      ......anyway........

  • @spawnofsatan3774
    @spawnofsatan3774 2 місяці тому +68

    The pentagon doesn't "fail" and audit. They spent the money....they just won't tell you what they spent it on.

    • @ladybug591
      @ladybug591 2 місяці тому +4

      The money was spent on a new skirt for the general in charge. Everyone knows that......anyway.....

    • @johndickle4694
      @johndickle4694 2 місяці тому

      coke and hookerz.

  • @socalsal627
    @socalsal627 2 місяці тому +34

    I am 52 and that was indeed spectacular to be able to just bang that heavy phone receiver down, sometimes multiple times! And it didn't hurt the phone! Ah, the good old days 😂😂

  • @JohnnyAllstar327
    @JohnnyAllstar327 2 місяці тому +375

    The girl dancing at the scene of the car accident is a great metaphor for people voting biden into office out of spite.

    • @Space_Debris
      @Space_Debris 2 місяці тому +10

      ...or so poor in spirit to believe it's okay as long as everyone else is going down unhappy too.

    • @jasonshults368
      @jasonshults368 2 місяці тому +2

      Is there another way to vote?

    • @JacquesMare
      @JacquesMare 2 місяці тому +10

      This comment wins the internet today.... bravo!

    • @silverhammer7779
      @silverhammer7779 2 місяці тому +22

      The sheep voting for the wolf because they don't like the sheepdog.

    • @ACColorado
      @ACColorado 2 місяці тому

      I remember the idiots dancing in my neighborhood when Brandon was elected. People are idiots.

  • @Just_Pele
    @Just_Pele 2 місяці тому +53

    At the courthouse check the toilet tanks, too. My uncle noticed the tank lid was crooked and he was curious (he was a plumber) so he looked inside and found an envelope with $1000 in it. We had a great 4th of July that year, he blew it all on fireworks.

    • @Deeoj7lz
      @Deeoj7lz 2 місяці тому +3

      I'm not at a courthouse very often but cool story.

    • @adolthitler
      @adolthitler 2 місяці тому +1

      Some poor bastard went to jail, for that 1000$. At least he committed two crimes for it.

  • @donaldcampbell7755
    @donaldcampbell7755 2 місяці тому +29

    Moped person took that parking spot like a Boss!! 😂

  • @andyknolls8735
    @andyknolls8735 2 місяці тому +26

    for the people saying the are going to leave if Trump wins....AGAIN, lets start a Gofundme to get them all plane tickets, I pretty sure a 1 way ticket to North Korea is not that expensive.

    • @ladybug591
      @ladybug591 2 місяці тому +4

      - only as long as they cannot come back.

  • @pauldevassy2379
    @pauldevassy2379 2 місяці тому +124

    Got a parking ticket in LA after parking near those ridiculous signs. Instead of paying the ticket, I kept continuing for a court date as many times as possible so it would cost them more in paperwork than the ticket itself. Got my moneys worth 😂

    • @BigJohnLXV
      @BigJohnLXV 2 місяці тому +13

      I suspect that is the reason for the contradictory signs - it gives ''police'' options for citing people

    • @zathras
      @zathras 2 місяці тому +3

      The sign is not confusing or ridiculous. You can park there 0800-1800. Outside of those times it's a no parking zone. On Monday the no parking time is extended for 2 hours (0800-1000) for street cleaning. If you have a District 10 parking permit you can park there with no restrictions.

    • @samuelschick8813
      @samuelschick8813 2 місяці тому +14

      The navy had me stationed in Long Beach on the battleship Missouri back in the 1980's. One day at home I heard someone at the front gate of our duplex and went to check it out. There stood animal control looking for a German Shepard on the loose. Then from around the corner comes my Basset Hound and animal control asked if he had a dog license. Told him no as just brought him back from Florida. I was issued a ticket that required a court appearance.
      So comes the court date and I'm waiting for my case to be called. The bailiff tells the room when your name is called, stand in front of the judge in a line in order you are called. About 12 names were called with mine being the last. Standing there, the judge asked each one their name and what they are charged with, in order called. Murder, attempted murder, rape on down the line until he gets to me:
      Me: " My dog did not have a dog licenses." The whole court room breaks out laughing and the one with serious charges looking down the line laughing at this hardened criminal.
      Judge: " What?"
      Me: " My dog did not have a license."
      Judge: " You got a ticket for that?"
      Me: " Yes"
      Judge: " How come your dog did not have a license?"
      Me: " I brought him from Florida and then my ship went to sea for a week."
      Judge: " What ship you on and what is your job?"
      Me: " I'm on the battleship Missouri as a 16 inch gunnersmate"
      Judge: " Does your dog have a license now? "
      Me: "Yes."
      Judge: " I can't believe someone wasted my time giving you a ticket that required a court appearance. I'll deal with this right now, case dismissed. I'll have some words with animal control about this. Now get the he'll out of my court room."
      Laughter and applause from the court room. LOL

    • @marcfilms999
      @marcfilms999 2 місяці тому +2

      @@samuelschick8813 That is so oddly specific and vivid. I believe you. Now we have people going to court because someone called someone else a bad word. Luckily my state (Missouri) has somewhat of a backbone when it comes to idiots. Where I live in the country side if someone is a pain in the ass or a criminal we chase them out. Not sure why people would want to piss of country people or farmers.

    • @toolittletoolate3917
      @toolittletoolate3917 2 місяці тому +3

      @@zathrasBut…but…I would have to actually think for five seconds! I can’t do that! I feel like that’s elitist and racist!

  • @toolittletoolate3917
    @toolittletoolate3917 2 місяці тому +27

    I’m 74 YO and I had so much fun at my last job relating Fun Facts about my own past to the kids I worked with. (I worked for a major software company, so almost all of my co-workers were Gen Y or Millennials.) Going to the grocery store with a single $1 bill and a list, returning home with everything on the list AND change; filling my gas tank for $2.50 while my windshield was cleaned and my oil was checked; getting our first dial phone after using an operator-based party line for many years; and so on. The wide eyes and slack jaws were wonderful to see.

  • @richardbast7243
    @richardbast7243 2 місяці тому +15

    This pick up line knocks them over every time; "Hey, does this smell like chloroform?"

  • @SweetMelissaB
    @SweetMelissaB 2 місяці тому +19

    That guy pulling into that parking spot was more satisfying than any asmr crap I’ve seen. 😂

  • @martinwalker9386
    @martinwalker9386 2 місяці тому +106

    My father had piles of car parts. One day a neighbor pulls in and the truck engine is limping. My father pulls the head cover, looks, and goes over to one of the piles and comes back with a part that will keep the engine from destroying itself until a proper replacement parts can be obtained.

    • @BearBig70
      @BearBig70 2 місяці тому +14

      Grease monkeys are the best!👌

    • @Kshthymyla
      @Kshthymyla 2 місяці тому +6

      As long as you know what you have!

    • @maryjane4432
      @maryjane4432 2 місяці тому +4

      @@Kshthymylamy dad and his brothers used to acquire stuff that seemed to be handy. Then when the wives got sick of it they would take it to another brother’s house. But they always knew where everything was!

    • @willowsverge3046
      @willowsverge3046 2 місяці тому +3

      If you add in farm equipment and trucks, you just described my dad and 2 of my brothers! 😊👍

    • @samuelschick8813
      @samuelschick8813 2 місяці тому +2

      ​@BearBig70 , Not always. My father had a 1948 and 1950 Harley panheads, he took them apart and never put them back together and later sold them for $500 each. Crying yet? If not sit down for the next one. In 1962 my grandfather walked into a Ford dealer and bought a 1962 Ford Thunderbird off the showroom floor. Grandfather passed in 1966 and the "bird" went to dad, it never left the family. In the 1980's dad pulled it into the garage to rebuild the engine, pulled it out and tore it down. That car sat like that in the garage until dad died in 2016.
      I would give both my nuts ( and yours LOL) to have that car restored and drivable in my garage. Where the "bird" is today I have no idea.

  • @AmorphisBob
    @AmorphisBob 2 місяці тому +47

    Turns out my 4yo niece makes modern art masterpieces every day in pre-school
    *and sometimes on my sister's walls

    • @donadeavera9608
      @donadeavera9608 2 місяці тому +1

      And unlike Hunter Biden, I'll bet she's not doing meth!

  • @theirmanager5204
    @theirmanager5204 2 місяці тому +47

    As a Human Resources clerk in the military, I can confirm what you have said is truth.

  • @nilsnyman6767
    @nilsnyman6767 2 місяці тому +9

    I randomly ended up at a free live art exhibit in Seattle and I couldn't make this up if I tried.... A very fat naked woman was chained to the floor on her knees and elbows, she was covered in white cake frosting and the "artist" was giving people those swirly multi-colored candles (lit) to place on her. They made me leave because of WHERE I tried to place my candle. Hahahahahaha

    • @ladybug591
      @ladybug591 2 місяці тому

      LOL....nice story mate....

  • @MrMithosriot
    @MrMithosriot 2 місяці тому +77

    I met my wife and her dad at a steak place once. They drive over and I rode my motorcycle from work to meet them. Some lady ran from 2 or 3 lanes over and stood in a spot. She told me no when I went to park, so I did the exact same thing as the moped. Her dude pulled up and she said "This asshole took the spot!" pointing at me. I asked the guy "Is there a problem?" He looked at me, said "Nope" and then told his girl to get in the car.
    People simultaneously have no regard for others and expect other to have regard for them. Clowns.

    • @pattypetty9615
      @pattypetty9615 2 місяці тому +12

      Well I pulled in a handicapped stall just as I'm about a foot from being totally parked this 30 or 40 year old throws a cart In front of me causing me to slam the brakes to keep from hitting it a lady pulls up screaming & yelling her daughter was saveing this spot as she can't walk without a cart to hold onto so I explain to her well I can't walk at all & hafto use a wheel chair & transfer the whole 9 yards finally I decide ok avoid the fight as my Autistic daughter who helps me with this is now extremely upset so I pull out just letting her have it as her daughter saunters into the store with a cart only to realize it's the only handicapped parking spot you know 1 with a space to transfer to a wheel chair in the parking lot only handicapped parking spot then hafto park clear in the back of the parking lot can barely get from my car to a wheel chair to go get important medical stuff only to come out with a car 2 inches from my car makeing it impossible for me to get back In my car all while it was pouring rain & my arms felt like they were going to fall off serious pain! As teen agers & kid's useing electric carts killing the batery leaveing them in rain & snow or just plain breakung them! So yeah people are rude obnoxious narcissistic arse holes who don't give a 💩💩💩💩💩💩 about anyone but thierselves that's the world we live in these day's isn't it awesome? Not to mention a 22 year who has young kid's or people like that ladies daughter who can actually walk! Must be nice to be so rotten & have no conscience! 🙈🙉🙊 🙈🙉🙊 🙈🙉🙊

    • @ronblack7870
      @ronblack7870 2 місяці тому +7

      @@pattypetty9615 should never have given up the spot. the woman's daughter was not handicapped.

    • @MrMithosriot
      @MrMithosriot 2 місяці тому +4

      @@pattypetty9615 I understand your pain, and I hope you dont have to go through with this anymore. But, please, people must confront this behavior. Never being told 'No' is one of the biggest contributors to the failing social contract.
      I mean no offence. I am able bodied and I'm sure I do not fully appriciate how hard it is for others.

    • @pattypetty9615
      @pattypetty9615 2 місяці тому

      @@MrMithosriot being told "NO" these day's is not part of people's vocabulary or a known word! Along with a few other things like proper spelling or amything else includeing comon sense comon curtosy or foul language sounding like gutter trash thinking it's frightening or impressive! 😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣

    • @Treebeardicus
      @Treebeardicus 2 місяці тому

      I protect us, my friend. I protect handicap parking spots from illegally parked people. I stay with the car, call the police. I then demand a ticket and towing. It gets done every time.

  • @welcometothejungle3222
    @welcometothejungle3222 2 місяці тому +38

    Ok, that Seadoo was bad ass.

    • @randysparks5413
      @randysparks5413 2 місяці тому +1

      Thought it was Florida man

    • @user-jq5xe3wm8f
      @user-jq5xe3wm8f 2 місяці тому +1

      They make an atv the same as that bike/seadoo, the wheels retract and becomes the same as a seadoo, you can get almost anything in the 21st century if you have the money or good credit ... 🙂

    • @welcometothejungle3222
      @welcometothejungle3222 2 місяці тому

      @@user-jq5xe3wm8f That's fucking cool.

  • @sethrogers8473
    @sethrogers8473 2 місяці тому +29

    HR exists to make rules that show how important HR is, not to actually resolve conflict between employees, process new hires in a timely manner, or adress errors with employee documentation. I have almost never heard of anyone who said their company has a good HR team.

    • @lohengrin4009
      @lohengrin4009 2 місяці тому +1

      HR is the new clergy.

    • @Deeoj7lz
      @Deeoj7lz 2 місяці тому +3

      HR is not your friend, believe me!

    • @ronblack7870
      @ronblack7870 2 місяці тому

      it's mostly staffed by women to listen to other whiny women complain

    • @user-lu2vt8cv3m
      @user-lu2vt8cv3m 2 місяці тому +3

      Hi, you spelled "address" incorrectly, if errors in your documentation continue to occur, you will be written up.
      Regards, Karen from HR.

    • @Deeoj7lz
      @Deeoj7lz 2 місяці тому

      @@user-lu2vt8cv3m
      Lol!

  • @henryfhenline6316
    @henryfhenline6316 2 місяці тому +20

    FJB not only said cannibals, his handlers allowed him to say Twice

  • @RobloxPlayerOne80
    @RobloxPlayerOne80 2 місяці тому +28

    When you mentioned about the hoarding and just throwing the old junk away, I realized today is garbage day and I paused the video, grabbed a garbage bag and just started filling it with crap that im tired of looking at everyday. Its all out on the curb waiting for the garbage pickup now 😅 but I'm back

  • @Sabre2JZ
    @Sabre2JZ 2 місяці тому +44

    Dave Chappelle actually has an amazing joke about grape soda being only 3 ingredients, "sugar, water, purple"

    • @PumaPete
      @PumaPete 2 місяці тому +2

      It’s purple drink!

  • @davidrains3918
    @davidrains3918 2 місяці тому +5

    Criminals in Court, “Your Honer, I identify as innocent”

  • @JaysSavvy
    @JaysSavvy 2 місяці тому +60

    I used to live in Oakland. The stadium gets extremely hot the closer you get to the field. But up there is a cool bay-breeze.

  • @lookingglass9966
    @lookingglass9966 2 місяці тому +39

    3 dudes sitting in the nosebleed, yeah they sitting there because they are Puff Puff Passing 😉

    • @playdg
      @playdg 2 місяці тому +3

      Why hide that in CA?

    • @lookingglass9966
      @lookingglass9966 2 місяці тому +2

      @@playdg they didn't want to share 😉

    • @jessemontano762
      @jessemontano762 2 місяці тому +1

      my first thought. that's what I would do

    • @lookingglass9966
      @lookingglass9966 2 місяці тому

      @@jessemontano762 I'm a Gen X & when we went to a concert, well they didn't have fog machines, we did it for them 😉😂😂

  • @immrnoidall
    @immrnoidall 2 місяці тому +4

    The slamable phones back in the day, were indestructible.

  • @katiesims3075
    @katiesims3075 2 місяці тому +28

    2020 was probably the best year of my life. My baby was born. My husband was home for half the year and getting paid. I could see my parents whenever I wanted. Gas prices were exceptional. If we got bored of our house we took a drive and didn’t have to worry about traffic or gas. Best year ever.

    • @dezihaasch6976
      @dezihaasch6976 2 місяці тому +1

      Amen. My hubby finally built our privacy fence! Rockin year!

    • @ladybug591
      @ladybug591 2 місяці тому +1

      Did you get "vaccinated"....not so good if you did....

  • @rogerwilcojr
    @rogerwilcojr 2 місяці тому +32

    Take junk to the dump? Anything I put at the end of my driveway is gone in 2 hours max.

    • @Bob_Shy_132
      @Bob_Shy_132 2 місяці тому +2

      Wish I could say that about tree branches......Going on a month..:(

    • @ontheroad5317
      @ontheroad5317 2 місяці тому +2

      I do the same. Set it beside the road, and it’s gone in hours. Also, if I need to get rid of an appliance, or any large metal object, I call a metal salvage guy who comes and takes it for free.

    • @terencejay8845
      @terencejay8845 2 місяці тому +4

      UK: I recall a chap who put a perfectly good fridge-freezer outside his house after renovations with a sign that said 'FREE to good home.' It was there three days. He changed the sign to read 'Fridge Freezer, £50' and it was gone within the hour.

    • @Twisty71681
      @Twisty71681 Місяць тому +1

      A trip to the landfill where I'm from is minimum $53!

    • @Francis-ij5tw
      @Francis-ij5tw Місяць тому +1

      @@terencejay8845 lol they didn't want it for free but rather pay for it wtf

  • @brendastraley8829
    @brendastraley8829 2 місяці тому +26

    Yesterday I went to a normal priced grocery store to buy Cambelt's Chicken Noddle soup in the normal size ,,,, $2.49!!!!!! 2 years ago .99. I stood there dumbfounded.

    • @gurugoat8298
      @gurugoat8298 2 місяці тому +1

      Now you see the magic of store brands. It's all the same crap anyway

    • @ronblack7870
      @ronblack7870 2 місяці тому

      yup they are gouging like hell. no way it costs them 2.5 times as much to make. maybe it's also the store markup

    • @jcripp7974
      @jcripp7974 2 місяці тому

      You should have looked for Campbells.

  • @Virusone1980
    @Virusone1980 2 місяці тому +10

    You don't name the kid PlayStation 5, you name him Sony, opens up a bunch of new stuff to get.

  • @StanHowse
    @StanHowse 2 місяці тому +3

    Dog: "You're not here to Rob us, you're here to PET MY BELLY!"

  • @MrsShocoTaco
    @MrsShocoTaco 2 місяці тому +59

    If someone broke into my house, my dog would bring them his ball. ....

    • @cherylclick1664
      @cherylclick1664 2 місяці тому +3

      lol. same here!

    • @phoenixrising2609
      @phoenixrising2609 2 місяці тому +2

      Time to get a new dog eh?

    • @MrsShocoTaco
      @MrsShocoTaco 2 місяці тому +5

      @phoenixrising2609 Nah, he's fluffy and cuddly and my husband and I are very armed😁

    • @MrsShocoTaco
      @MrsShocoTaco 2 місяці тому +2

      @phoenixrising2609 Or, I could take my daughter in law's suggestion and get an "attack cat" like hers 🤣

    • @ScubaSteveCanada
      @ScubaSteveCanada 2 місяці тому +3

      THIS comment made me laugh out loud!

  • @loreleimoreno1671
    @loreleimoreno1671 2 місяці тому +37

    I had a Doberman Pinscher that was a beast. He was literally like that dog at 7:26. We joked and said he would let the robbers in the door and make them coffee. He would scare the UPS drivers but he wouldn't hurt a mouse. He would run from a mouse or bee or butterfly. He looked so wicked but was a big teddy bear.🤣

    • @donadeavera9608
      @donadeavera9608 2 місяці тому +1

      I have one of those. One look and people are afraid. He's a big mixed breed, but a dwarf. 60 lb dog with 6 inch legs! At most he'll lick you to death. Lol.

    • @navret1707
      @navret1707 2 місяці тому

      Would eat out of your hand .. …. Clear up to the elbow.

    • @loreleimoreno1671
      @loreleimoreno1671 2 місяці тому +3

      @@donadeavera9608 Yup, We had a blue collar on him and took him everywhere. People would freak out but seriously he would unlock the truck door with his paws. That is why I said he looked wicked but would show you were the hidden key was. A big goof ball but looked "dangerous". People would say" you aren't scared he will attack you one day?" I would just say, Maybe you but not me. Very obedient breed

  • @michaelgates8257
    @michaelgates8257 2 місяці тому +10

    Wait a minute, 3 people sitting in the seats they paid for is NOT stupidity, it's INTEGRITY.

    • @josephroberts2555
      @josephroberts2555 2 місяці тому

      They may not have paid for them. I have sat higher up with better tickets before at Indians games for various reasons.

    • @jcripp7974
      @jcripp7974 2 місяці тому

      It's stupid. Kinda like you

  • @DavidSmith-sw5kg
    @DavidSmith-sw5kg 2 місяці тому +5

    6:00
    I remember slam it so hard that the Bell would ring.

  • @hubstar6960
    @hubstar6960 2 місяці тому +102

    Canadian here - if any one from states decides to move to Canada after 45th wins, I’ll be happy to switch😊

    • @mousetreehouse6833
      @mousetreehouse6833 2 місяці тому +1

      U.S. here -
      Yeah, seriously - we both just need to stay put 😉

    • @Dee-nonamnamrson8718
      @Dee-nonamnamrson8718 2 місяці тому

      Why would you do that? Just fly to Mexico and cross the border. You'll get tons of free sh*t.

    • @zeinkassim2785
      @zeinkassim2785 2 місяці тому +6

      Maybe if Trudeau wins relection we should move to the US. They currently propose tax and spending increase when household debt is near all time high and higher than any other G7 nation.

    • @Dee-nonamnamrson8718
      @Dee-nonamnamrson8718 2 місяці тому +10

      UA-cam seriously deleted my comment telling you to just cross at the other border and claim the free-bees.

    • @kristacarroll710
      @kristacarroll710 2 місяці тому +5

      Your comment made me laugh good, ​@Dee-nonamnamrson8718 . Then I realized how sadly, that is accurate.

  • @gregfender7944
    @gregfender7944 2 місяці тому +36

    If all those ppl would have left in 2020 they wouldn't been able to steal the oval office

    • @donadeavera9608
      @donadeavera9608 2 місяці тому +1

      No, they wouldn't. People like whoopie are not welcomed as future citizens. There's a reason Obama can't go back to Kenya. They are a Christian country and gays aren't allowed in.😅

    • @jrooksable
      @jrooksable 2 місяці тому

      Had they fulfilled their "promise" in '16 we wouldn't BE in this economic trash-heap!😈

  • @pauljanetzke
    @pauljanetzke 2 місяці тому +5

    Oh slamming that phone down hard enough to get the bell to ring from the impact was so satisfying when you needed it.

  • @mlc744
    @mlc744 2 місяці тому +4

    Well that guy got into the country by trespassing so he's used to jumping fences lol

  • @MILSPECMOM
    @MILSPECMOM 2 місяці тому +182

    Those Oakland fans don't move cause it's easier to do meth away from everyone.

    • @squirrelyshirley7629
      @squirrelyshirley7629 2 місяці тому +20

      My first thought is that they were smokin doobies and didn't wanna get caught

    • @user-ij6qt8nt6x
      @user-ij6qt8nt6x 2 місяці тому +1

      YEAH...EVEN THE TYRANTS KNOW THEY WOULDN'T SIT THERE ON PURPOSE WITHOUT SOME REASON... "THESE ARE NOT THE PERFECT SLAVES YOU WERE LOOKING FOR"...

    • @booboo8577
      @booboo8577 2 місяці тому +11

      Gotta be some drugs involved.

    • @RageDaug
      @RageDaug 2 місяці тому +6

      That's definitely possible, but as a member of a family of introverts, the seats at a pro-ball game that were the furthest away from the the mob of people, would be my ideal seats.

    • @Irish381
      @Irish381 2 місяці тому +3

      Oakland Athletics are going the way of the dodo bird. The team has the worst reputation in baseball.

  • @seandelap8587
    @seandelap8587 2 місяці тому +43

    Happy Tuesday Zeducation and everyone else thats watching this video wherever you are from

    • @hardydude69
      @hardydude69 2 місяці тому +3

      ❤️❤️❤️

    • @ooooooooo11111fjt
      @ooooooooo11111fjt 2 місяці тому +3

      Hey @ seandelap8587!!from Canaduuhhhh😅

    • @matthewmathis62
      @matthewmathis62 2 місяці тому +1

      I hail from Jacksonville FL. Love Zeducation, one of the few channels on that still have some sense left.

    • @dezihaasch6976
      @dezihaasch6976 2 місяці тому +1

      Arizona, 80 degrees today!

    • @jsemplefelton5348
      @jsemplefelton5348 2 місяці тому

      Ah Sean. You're always here wishing us well. ❤ 🇬🇧

  • @KipdoesStuff
    @KipdoesStuff 2 місяці тому +6

    I was in a parking lot once and saw a car with all the standard leftist stickers. I waited there for an hour to meet the person and talk to them about their views. It was some dude driving his girlfriends car. He look completely ashamed and pretty much expected to get his ass kicked. I walked away laughing.

  • @Grynslvr2
    @Grynslvr2 2 місяці тому +4

    Starbucks: Pretentious burnt caffeinated milkshakes.

  • @claycollins9852
    @claycollins9852 2 місяці тому +13

    I bought your book at the Barnes and Noble on Staurday. I started it yesterday. I also finished it yesterday. Never read a book in one sitting before.
    We have a lot in common buddy. My dad, well, lets just say i have my stories too. I know all too well that, walking on eggshells feeling.

    • @dezihaasch6976
      @dezihaasch6976 2 місяці тому

      One sitting, save for bladder stops and tea

    • @claycollins9852
      @claycollins9852 2 місяці тому

      @dezihaasch6976 I drank beer for my read. And just pissed myself.

  • @stevenbernier4206
    @stevenbernier4206 2 місяці тому +16

    That sea-doo is awesome.

  • @wolfknight412
    @wolfknight412 2 місяці тому +1

    The "2 types of shoppers" meme... as a cashier for a large retail chain, I can confirm it is 100% true!

  • @davidabbott7270
    @davidabbott7270 2 місяці тому +2

    At the 6 minute mark they were talking about slamming phones. If you've never gotten the chance to slam a phone you don't know the joy the emotional stress relief of just slamming that receiver down knowing you just hung up on the person costing you stress. It was one of the great stress relievers of our Time of our generation.

  • @TheSnakehunter
    @TheSnakehunter 2 місяці тому +5

    If I was an officer at that protest? Dance off? Seizure? I'd be laughing my ass off at those fools

  • @nicholasnissen1547
    @nicholasnissen1547 2 місяці тому +10

    Those boys were smoking the electric lettuce up there in the nosebleeds. I would if I was at a A's game.

  • @debby8428
    @debby8428 2 місяці тому +15

    My 100 pound German Shepard sleeps like the Corgi but DO NOT come into HIS home. It will be your last day on Earth! LOL

    • @jeas4980
      @jeas4980 2 місяці тому +5

      Mine will bring you his Frisbee... he won't let you take it.. but he will bring it to you to taunt you into trying to take it.

    • @debby8428
      @debby8428 2 місяці тому +3

      @@jeas4980 Mine loves his frisbee!

    • @vickif9902
      @vickif9902 2 місяці тому +1

      My GS was the same way, loved sleeping on his back. But do not come down his driveway, or his street if he was outside, but definitely don't be the leaf blowing across the driveway! GS are awesome!

    • @debby8428
      @debby8428 2 місяці тому

      @@vickif9902 That is funny! I agree they are awesome!

  • @brucewatson4994
    @brucewatson4994 2 місяці тому +3

    The way Tyler says “Meta” makes me want to drive into a beehive 😑

  • @Saltine_American
    @Saltine_American 2 місяці тому +3

    A couple in my Montana town growing up was a very tall long haired hippi man pulling his very tiny wife in a red Radio Flyer wagon and it always made me smile. True love.

  • @dakoderii4221
    @dakoderii4221 2 місяці тому +27

    These kids that answer everything with AI and Google will believe they actually know about something and will become even more cocky and arrogant at their perceived greatness.

    • @justgary4342
      @justgary4342 2 місяці тому

      Beep boop bop. I'm a robot now!

    • @nathanberrigan9839
      @nathanberrigan9839 2 місяці тому +4

      That' reminds me of an episode of Outer Limits where everyone is always connected to the Internet through neural implants. Then the Internet goes out and the only one who has any real knowledge is the one kid who didn't have the implant.

  • @jacobcharleszimmerman7934
    @jacobcharleszimmerman7934 2 місяці тому +20

    I remember having a wired phone as a kid. I was too young to ever have to call anyone, but I remember playing with the loopy wire.

    • @Deeoj7lz
      @Deeoj7lz 2 місяці тому

      I'm old so I can tell you the "loopy wire" is officially a "phone cord". 😊

  • @user-zt8jq7xz2h
    @user-zt8jq7xz2h 2 місяці тому +3

    Every Parents’ name is Goo-Goo at some point.

  • @kerim.peardon5551
    @kerim.peardon5551 2 місяці тому +1

    Those people dancing at the cops look like they're doing a test in Haka, but they only skimmed the book that morning on the school bus.

  • @rkcpek
    @rkcpek 2 місяці тому +11

    Classic art: What you see is what you get. Interpret what you will. / Modern art. A blank wall with a dot and a 10 page explanation that required a college degree to understand and in the end the explanation is "all natural Field Fertilizer".

    • @muhc8550
      @muhc8550 2 місяці тому

      When will you realize we artists are in it for the money?

  • @skootr924
    @skootr924 2 місяці тому +13

    "Sometimes that's abuse"😂😂😂😂 Starbucks one killed me

  • @Chicago_Jay
    @Chicago_Jay 2 місяці тому +4

    You telling me to just make a 2nd trip for that one sock that falls out of the pile, is like me telling you to just bring in your groceries from the car in two trips... not gonna happen! 😂

  • @dave6857
    @dave6857 2 місяці тому +11

    I love the way Tyler is always saying to take your garbage to the dump...um..most people don't have a dump nearby ya hoser.😅

  • @lifes_illusion9048
    @lifes_illusion9048 2 місяці тому +12

    8:44, those aren't spare tires on the truck, those are normal/stock tires. Size of front 1s are throwing you off.

  • @marksavage7960
    @marksavage7960 2 місяці тому +15

    Balloons that float don’t contain human breath! They hold helium.

    • @ladybug591
      @ladybug591 2 місяці тому

      Dang - you party pooper.....

  • @TonkaJay
    @TonkaJay 2 місяці тому +4

    Speaking of 2020, I am so glad I found your channel way before. It was a sane place to make me laugh during such a drab time.

  • @nozrep
    @nozrep 2 місяці тому +3

    it’s actually OUR fault that city councils keep wasting our taxes. We keep voting them back and then not holding them accountable as we the voters should and are actually required to, in a “government”, supposedly “for the people, by the people”. Yep. democracy is hard. And it IS our fault. But WE the people actually CAN change it, if we ACTUALLy recognize this. And make them stop.

  • @dennyallman5399
    @dennyallman5399 2 місяці тому +10

    Was your channel demonetized? I don’t think I had to watch an ad for this video! I’ve been watching you for years and I have told others about your channel and I hope it never ends! You’re doing God’s work, Tyler, and keep it up! This November we’ll experience a red wave!

    • @SilvaDreams
      @SilvaDreams 2 місяці тому +2

      Demonitizing a channel just means UA-cam won't pay him for the Ads they run on it.

  • @TXSPRYD
    @TXSPRYD 2 місяці тому +20

    That clip of the protesters dancing, I thought I was watching the movie "BREAKIN 2'", for a minute there.

    • @hollycook5046
      @hollycook5046 2 місяці тому +3

      Not Electric Boogaloo 😂

    • @bruceferguson6637
      @bruceferguson6637 2 місяці тому +4

      I thought they were drug users in Kensington.

    • @bryanjones8778
      @bryanjones8778 2 місяці тому +2

      The police should have made signs with numbers on them to rate each dancer's performance. 😀

    • @malumachado4561
      @malumachado4561 2 місяці тому +1

      Should've sent in the NZ Rugby team with their haka for the krump dance-off 😅

  • @Jes052960
    @Jes052960 2 місяці тому +1

    6:18 😂😂😂 slamming the phone. I've heard it in the office too. I am old enough to use rotary. 😆

  • @lixxxxit
    @lixxxxit 2 місяці тому +1

    Tyler couldn't even keep a straight face at the beginning when he said everything is going to be ok!

  • @davlynnolan236
    @davlynnolan236 2 місяці тому +12

    Ok that ether bunny meme was hilarious

  • @Scorpious187
    @Scorpious187 2 місяці тому +2

    "This is a thunder thighs somethin' somethin' somethin' laser" is all I heard.

  • @OliverHearts
    @OliverHearts 2 місяці тому +1

    Dudes at the game.... "wanna burn one?' ... he'll ya! But no one is here...hold up homie. I gont an idea.. "

  • @shirw
    @shirw 2 місяці тому +18

    The guy in the corner of the stadium wants to 1- be alone, 2 - have a backrest 😂

    • @n.d.4192
      @n.d.4192 2 місяці тому

      I think they were just smoking weed.

  • @wynettpearce3235
    @wynettpearce3235 2 місяці тому +4

    I'm shocked that the police can keep a straight face😂😂😂😂

  • @thebruceisloose7595
    @thebruceisloose7595 2 місяці тому +1

    My brother-in-law has a band and they play folk and bluegrass a while back about 5yrs ago when he first started getting gigs he did a show at this Open Mic at a coffee shop once. The girl before him her name was 'Pain Chains',And boy did it hurt. For about 10 minutes she just screamed and slammed chains on to metal pans. My son wasn't born yet and he didn't like it he was kicking and going nuts inside my wife's stomach..😂😂

  • @trishhamilton2049
    @trishhamilton2049 2 місяці тому +7

    While I detest the tyranny the whole year of not working with anyone and never having to go out... This introvert loved it. I already work in a small office but I worked alone for a year.

  • @andytopley314
    @andytopley314 2 місяці тому +9

    Happy St Georges Day to all the English watching!

  • @The_NonDescript
    @The_NonDescript 2 місяці тому +1

    It was the double prosthetic for me 🤣🤣🤣

  • @stephaniewhite7512
    @stephaniewhite7512 2 місяці тому +2

    The nosebleed seats dudes aren't miserable, they're passing the dutchy..

  • @Southernguy39
    @Southernguy39 2 місяці тому +7

    Thank you about the hoarding clip. Big difference between hoarding and collecting. Collecting something, should be organized neatly, not stacked up to the ceiling.

  • @leejohnson2024
    @leejohnson2024 2 місяці тому +10

    tucking my baby into bed at night "good night Oprahs bank account good night"

    • @ontheroad5317
      @ontheroad5317 2 місяці тому +1

      “Sweet dreams little Tesla.”

  • @dirtybird311
    @dirtybird311 2 місяці тому +2

    Got my wife’s Starbucks order on my notes app, and her order from Chick Fil A and another restaurant.

  • @wdtaut5650
    @wdtaut5650 2 місяці тому +1

    7:56 "Save-a- lot? Never heard of it." Now, we know Zed lives in a pretty nice area.
    19:20 There's more of the story, of course. He said his uncles all joined the day after D-Day. His Uncle Ambrose was killed in May, 1944, weeks before D-Day. He also said his Uncle was "shot down". In fact, he was a passenger on a plane that crashed when it's engines quit on take-off. No shooting involved.

  • @neomonk5668
    @neomonk5668 2 місяці тому +12

    The face on the Ether Bunny 😂😂😂

  • @tomservo5607
    @tomservo5607 2 місяці тому +5

    “…$100 bucks for whoever hits the skydiver”

  • @kalin6149
    @kalin6149 2 місяці тому

    24:35 I call it "too much detergent in my washing machine" ART!

  • @michaelholub5027
    @michaelholub5027 2 місяці тому +1

    I LOVED your reaction at around 12:00! About the only that could have been better would be if the driver of the motorcycle revved it up to screaming levels, interrupted her phone call and just maybe got her skirt askew! That right there is a chivalrous move, not for a specific sex, but for those that need to hurry.

  • @supernova743
    @supernova743 2 місяці тому +7

    Best seats in the house. You can drink and dont have to watch your team lose.

    • @tom-8319
      @tom-8319 2 місяці тому

      It's Oakland,California...probably the cleanest place around.

    • @spikespa5208
      @spikespa5208 2 місяці тому

      And yell whatever you want.

  • @Daniel-Weaver
    @Daniel-Weaver 2 місяці тому +9

    I went to Lily Worthington-Rowe's office and knocked on the door. She said ,"who's there?" I left.

  • @maryjane4432
    @maryjane4432 2 місяці тому +1

    4:43 I love that guys videos! My dad was a double amputee like him.

  • @albusplaustrum06
    @albusplaustrum06 2 місяці тому +1

    7:00 doggo living his best life

  • @52montoya
    @52montoya 2 місяці тому +9

    The guys in the cheap seats probably needed privacy to discuss some really secret stuff.

  • @cattailer1077
    @cattailer1077 2 місяці тому +5

    Love the flatbed tow! Ingenious. Hope everyone's okay🥹

  • @thegeneralscall
    @thegeneralscall 2 місяці тому +1

    12:43 It's blue. It's like the color of a flame
    Starts with pink, which is left leaning.
    moves to a red as they start moving down the line
    Then green becomes more active
    Lime is about when you should expect yelling
    And finally blue which is screecher levels.

  • @aunaun6775
    @aunaun6775 2 місяці тому +1

    Ah, thanks for reminding me of the day that I walked in on my 8yr old son playing Halo. I asked what kind of dance Spartan was doing & he laughed and smashed his face into his palm b/c his laughter was uncontrollable. He said Jacob was T-bagging him. I had to Google it. He was band from gaming for the weekend.

  • @lizhowerton895
    @lizhowerton895 2 місяці тому +3

    You are so right! Sometimes you have to check stupidity, and does it ever end well, no not really, but it must be done regardless 💯🙌

  • @colbr06
    @colbr06 2 місяці тому +19

    16:40 My friend was basically stalked by an HR person who called him because she wanted to go on a date with him. She got his number/information through human resources data. People who can't live without gossip go into HR.

  • @keithalmsteadt9301
    @keithalmsteadt9301 Місяць тому +1

    Slamming the phone was a big deal. Just imagine taking doors away!!!!

  • @bite-sizedshorts9635
    @bite-sizedshorts9635 2 місяці тому +1

    The one-way aisles in the grocery stores was a flop. I ignored the hell out of the arrow signs, as did most other shoppers. Our local store gave up fairly quickly and removed them. I didn't go in and out the correct doors too. I used whichever was closest to my car.

    • @spikespa5208
      @spikespa5208 2 місяці тому

      Had others gripe at me for going the wrong way. They actually thought it would protect them. Like following behind someone with the plague would be better.

  • @luchoc602
    @luchoc602 2 місяці тому +8

    As an HR employee for 10 years.... Yes. 100%, Tyler is right.

    • @jtbaying2312
      @jtbaying2312 2 місяці тому

      H.R try doing a job that produces Something besides Anger in America 🇺🇸