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  • If you laugh you lose, good luck. #meme #memes #funny
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  • @had1toomany114
    @had1toomany114 3 місяці тому +414

    Food isn't what's best in life. We all know it's to crush your enemies, see them driven before you, and to hear the lamentations of their women.

  • @seandelap8587
    @seandelap8587 3 місяці тому +104

    We need to overcome the problem of natural stupidity before we start talking about artificial intelligence

  • @daveelliott6230
    @daveelliott6230 3 місяці тому +122

    Remember the debate where Hillary said Trump doesn't pay his taxes he replied about knowing the laws, that made him smart. Then he said if you want me to pay more taxes change the tax codes but you won't do that because all your friends do the same thing I do
    Pure genius
    Trump 2024

    • @iiishimmyiii
      @iiishimmyiii 3 місяці тому +2

      I get ur names Dave….but shouldn’t “Elliot6239” read as Chappelle? The irony is people bitching about victimless theft lol

    • @daveelliott6230
      @daveelliott6230 3 місяці тому +1

      @@iiishimmyiii lol 🤣🤣🤣

  • @godsowndrunk1118
    @godsowndrunk1118 3 місяці тому +154

    1960; Unfair to segregate us.
    2024; Segregate us.....or else.

    • @bethshadid2087
      @bethshadid2087 3 місяці тому +15

      Yeah they ain't the brightest bulbs in the pack

    • @knrdvmmlbkkn
      @knrdvmmlbkkn 3 місяці тому

      "1960; Unfair to (...) us.....or else."
      Nice to see things finally moving in the right direction.

    • @firewfire
      @firewfire 3 місяці тому

      Libtards 💩❄️🤡 😂😂😂
      FJB 🇺🇲🇺🇲

    • @mikewilcox9348
      @mikewilcox9348 2 місяці тому

      ​@@knrdvmmlbkknDEI is Jim Crow 2024. DEI judges people on the color of their skin or their genitalia. and promotes or punishes people based on peoples color and genitalia. They still push segregation but they've convinced minorities that segregating themselves from Whites is a good thing. Democrats haven't changed directions as much as they have changed the vehicle they are riding in.

    • @sykocaine
      @sykocaine 2 місяці тому

      1965 marked the beginning of the end of the USA.

  • @nathanwoodruff9422
    @nathanwoodruff9422 3 місяці тому +157

    "When someone is exaggerating a story and you were there" That is how I feel about the "Official" government narrative of Jan6.

    • @isaiahpero7837
      @isaiahpero7837 3 місяці тому +18

      Don’t say that too much. You’ll end up arrested and sentenced to 10 years in prison without a trial for your involvement in Jan. 6. 😂

    • @nathanwoodruff9422
      @nathanwoodruff9422 3 місяці тому +16

      @@isaiahpero7837 _"You’ll end up arrested and sentenced to 10 years in prison without a trial for your involvement in Jan. 6."_
      There was 800,000+ on the lawn that day. Something else the media is not going to report on.

    • @onespoiledpup3776
      @onespoiledpup3776 3 місяці тому +4

      @nathanwoodruff9422 Seriously, that is so many people. People who were labeled as "terrorists". I had no idea that so many people had been there. There is more I would like to add....but won't.

    • @nathanwoodruff9422
      @nathanwoodruff9422 3 місяці тому

      @@onespoiledpup3776 _"There is more I would like to add....but won't."_
      Like what??? The media saying there was maybe 10,000 there that day?
      There was already 10,000 there that day before the sun came up.
      Or like the video of Ray Epps with the group of 20 Antifa members at a barrier gate at the capitol telling people to go in??? First off, it was raining Jan 6th. The Ray Epps video there is sun off in the distance. Second, there is not a soul on the lawn. Third there was no barriers up on Jan 6th. The Ray Epps video was probably recorded on Jan 7th.

    • @louisewilliams1258
      @louisewilliams1258 3 місяці тому +3

      @@onespoiledpup3776heard from several sources, over 1 million there

  • @codiggle
    @codiggle 3 місяці тому +81

    When I saw the Ford meth 150 I immediately heard Jeff Goldblum from Jurassic Park. “You were so preoccupied with whether you could you didn’t stop to think whether you should.” 😂

  • @teetbeezoon
    @teetbeezoon 3 місяці тому +33

    A nice addition to the Bill Cosby meme : "When you've got no game... but you've got great chemistry!"

  • @FASmith-qd1yj
    @FASmith-qd1yj 3 місяці тому +39

    You mentioned taxes. I am 71, and I have been retired for 1 year. Most of my income is Social Security that I paid into all my working life. I now owe $3000 in income tax to the feds. They tax the money they send me.

    • @dawnfire82
      @dawnfire82 3 місяці тому +2

      No one 'pays into' Social Security. It's not a savings account and doesn't work analogous to one. It's straight-up welfare. Otherwise, the first people to receive it when it was enacted (who, of course, never paid a single penny in social security taxes) wouldn't have received any money. But they did.

    • @robertpratt5779
      @robertpratt5779 3 місяці тому

      That law was actually passed with joe biden being a proponent of that idea.

    • @amicaaranearum
      @amicaaranearum 3 місяці тому

      @@dawnfire82 The first rule of welfare is that it’s not welfare if you’re collecting it.

    • @Curlygirly84
      @Curlygirly84 3 місяці тому

      It's a pyramid scheme.....

    • @mikewilcox9348
      @mikewilcox9348 2 місяці тому

      ​@@dawnfire82Technically, it is a Ponzi scheme. People pay in but it is current workers who pay for the retiree's SS payments. The government used to have the money in a separate account but Bill Clinton moved the funds to the general fund so he could pretend he balanced the budget. Buden is responsible for taxing SS. Basically, it is a government "solution" that puts money in their pockets and doesn't help anyone.

  • @blisterbill8477
    @blisterbill8477 3 місяці тому +163

    The fact that Robin Williams made it 30 years in Hollywood is a miracle.

    • @tomjones4835
      @tomjones4835 3 місяці тому +5

      Or he was the original Kevin Hart. There were many of the same rumors about Williams as there is about hart.

    • @brandi7986
      @brandi7986 3 місяці тому +10

      Bet he would have lived longer had the poor man not been in that cesspool 😢

    • @SgtSteel1
      @SgtSteel1 3 місяці тому +5

      @@brandi7986 it was more to do with his divorces I heard

    • @kathyrutherford4485
      @kathyrutherford4485 3 місяці тому

      He had Lewy body dementia, a brain disease which can cause mental issues

    • @brandi7986
      @brandi7986 3 місяці тому +4

      @@SgtSteel1 maybe, but it's hard keeping a healthy marriage in such an environment too

  • @stevenw7623
    @stevenw7623 3 місяці тому +47

    I am not only from California, but moved to Texas after living for 15 years in New York, with NY plates. I’ve been treated with nothing but kindness in the Great State of Texas.

    • @tmikkelsen8066
      @tmikkelsen8066 3 місяці тому +8

      Lotta different plates here in Florida. You just pray they’re conservative refugees just like me. Lol.

    • @iknklst
      @iknklst 3 місяці тому +5

      I bet you hear "Well bless your heart!" a lot and think, "These people are soooo nice!"

    • @GenericAccountVLR
      @GenericAccountVLR 3 місяці тому +10

      Just don’t vote blue, okay? Keep Texas Texas. And welcome. 🤠

    • @user-pe9gz8si8k
      @user-pe9gz8si8k 3 місяці тому +1

      I hope you learned your lesson

    • @fuckfuckfuckityfuck
      @fuckfuckfuckityfuck 3 місяці тому

      I'd like to dance... On the graves of my enemies

  • @ryansnustad9133
    @ryansnustad9133 3 місяці тому +22

    The best statement when a beer like that is pushed on you...
    "Do you always give this much head?"
    Never gets old.

  • @silkrepublic5590
    @silkrepublic5590 3 місяці тому +128

    A small trick for those old nasty potatoes.... Store them in the ground. They turn into gremlins and multiply into new potatoes 🧐

    • @JamesSmith-ui2hv
      @JamesSmith-ui2hv 3 місяці тому +15

      That is not right , potatoes come from the supermarket

    • @Gibby34340
      @Gibby34340 3 місяці тому +8

      Small correction, potatoes multiply through mitosis just like gremlins. Science still can't explain how it works.

    • @C.Double.
      @C.Double. 3 місяці тому +5

      You forgot the most important part... you have to feed them after midnight!

    • @teenapittman4241
      @teenapittman4241 3 місяці тому +2

      I got some brewing right now. They’re about a foot tall. It does take a little longer than gremlins. But the longer you wait, the bigger they will be, and more of them.

    • @sukaenacornelius9285
      @sukaenacornelius9285 3 місяці тому

      Don’t give me such good advice I already know💁🏽‍♀️😊

  • @jamesnorton7601
    @jamesnorton7601 3 місяці тому +203

    That Netflix adaptation isn't going to work out
    Tyler can't grow a beard

    • @Gibby34340
      @Gibby34340 3 місяці тому +17

      Damn...
      The truth hurts.

    • @AmgedphaLimael
      @AmgedphaLimael 3 місяці тому +10

      Wow, savage.
      Gloriously savage!

    • @jamesnorton7601
      @jamesnorton7601 3 місяці тому +5

      @@AmgedphaLimael we love Tyler and the team. November is a gift for us all. Thanks Zed

    • @ryansnustad9133
      @ryansnustad9133 3 місяці тому

      Barber shop after hours. Elmers glue. I seen it on that documentary 'Beavis and Butthead'
      That's how you enhance your beard.
      I highly suggest every viewer check out the band called 'The Beards'
      You won't be disappointed

    • @matthewgilmore4307
      @matthewgilmore4307 3 місяці тому +7

      Ever see his mustache?😬

  • @davidsandy5917
    @davidsandy5917 3 місяці тому +19

    Regarding taxes, we could fix this. Step 1, prepare you tax forms on paper. Step 2 mail them on April 15th. If everyone did this, the IRS would be so overwhelmed that they would just give up. Nothing illegal here; follow the rules; play the game. There is no way the IRS could handle the flood of tax returns. The other option is to do what the Polish people did. That was a general strike. No revenue, no government. I am not suggesting that, but it did work.

    • @tomd.3082
      @tomd.3082 3 місяці тому +2

      The Post Office would give up too after 20 carriers have strokes over actually having to work.

  • @KentuckyRanger
    @KentuckyRanger 3 місяці тому +33

    I'll NEVER forget, during the pandemic, the governor of Kentucky, would get on TV EVERY day, for an hour, to update us on the COVID-19 death count.
    I just sat there, shaking my head...

    • @joywebster2678
      @joywebster2678 3 місяці тому

      That's because they talk so sloooow in KY takes that long.

    • @KentuckyRanger
      @KentuckyRanger 3 місяці тому +1

      @@joywebster2678 Huh???

    • @maxhunter3574
      @maxhunter3574 3 місяці тому

      Fellow kentuckian here. And ya, fuck Beshear!

    • @davidmonroe2378
      @davidmonroe2378 3 місяці тому

      ​@@joywebster2678just opposite we fast talkers we might need slow down so you understand

    • @davidmonroe2378
      @davidmonroe2378 3 місяці тому

      & I never got the shoot nor know anyone that did or even know anyone that got it & no we didn't mask up either our gov is a piece of 💩 just Don't know who was worse silver spoon boy or his dad

  • @carsenarsen8634
    @carsenarsen8634 3 місяці тому +190

    As a canadian. We are trying desperately to make this guy leave, him and his despicable cronies, freeland, guillebault... the entire lot need to be held accountable for their selfishness.

    • @MJA5
      @MJA5 3 місяці тому +15

      you Canadians need to get mean with him, I mean really 🇨🇦 mean! 😅

    • @sukaenacornelius9285
      @sukaenacornelius9285 3 місяці тому +7

      I truly think you’re going to have to start using who the Clintons use when they know someone knows too much or the people that handle corporate or agency whistleblowers.

    • @honketyhonk1364
      @honketyhonk1364 3 місяці тому

      Rope and lamppost will serve them better.

    • @JayM409
      @JayM409 3 місяці тому +7

      @@sukaenacornelius9285 - I'll light the Hillary signal at once.

    • @user-ij6qt8nt6x
      @user-ij6qt8nt6x 3 місяці тому +2

      HISTORY SHOWS HOW YOU HAVE TO DO IT....

  • @rachelarmstrong807
    @rachelarmstrong807 3 місяці тому +34

    Tyler's book costs less than a Big Mac meal. Feed your soul!

    • @lorireed8046
      @lorireed8046 3 місяці тому +1

      I haven't even managed to leave my house since Christmas.... I don't DO internet buying.

    • @yourmomma2995
      @yourmomma2995 3 місяці тому +4

      i have not been able to afford McDonalds in 3 years now!

    • @Nana-ru4uq
      @Nana-ru4uq 3 місяці тому +1

      The book is absolutely awesome!!!

  • @purplepenguian420
    @purplepenguian420 3 місяці тому +28

    Man i remember when a $20 bill could fill a tank and still get cash back

    • @Augrills
      @Augrills 3 місяці тому

      Alright pawpaw

    • @purplepenguian420
      @purplepenguian420 3 місяці тому +4

      Sad part is im not that old. Haha
      Shoot 5 years ago. I miss trump

    • @kellysouter4381
      @kellysouter4381 3 місяці тому +2

      $20- now gets me just over a quarter of a tank in a hatchback.

    • @KMB843
      @KMB843 3 місяці тому

      Me too!!

  • @brianmchugh7667
    @brianmchugh7667 3 місяці тому +5

    I haven't paid taxes in 2 years. They called me and pointed out, that I haven't paid them. I simply told them that I am currently running a deficit. They were quite upset. I told them not to worry, it will balance itself.

  • @anthonymerchant2597
    @anthonymerchant2597 3 місяці тому +187

    Hey, I'm never this early getting here. I've got nothing but love for you, Tyler. From this disabled Army veteran, keep up the laughter. The world really needs it right now. You are a shining beacon in an overflowing toilet that's our current reality. Also, congrats on the second baby, I look forward to watching your will to live slowly disappear from your eyes.

    • @Krasser_Crusader
      @Krasser_Crusader 3 місяці тому +16

      Im not an american, but still thank you for your service o7

    • @arsondarksea
      @arsondarksea 3 місяці тому +2

      Awww! God bless you in the name of Jesus Christ, who is the name above all names & the only way to Heaven❤

    • @anthonymerchant2597
      @anthonymerchant2597 3 місяці тому +11

      @@Krasser_Crusader I really appreciate that.

    • @goblingoblineus928
      @goblingoblineus928 3 місяці тому

      God bless the secret service member that saved democracy.

    • @roccodirico9737
      @roccodirico9737 3 місяці тому +16

      God bless Letitia James for helping to re-elect Donald Trump as President.

  • @billhuber2964
    @billhuber2964 3 місяці тому +32

    4:30 I'll take the October fest girl w/the beer anytime.

    • @kj7792
      @kj7792 3 місяці тому

      Difference those girls were American 😂❤

  • @Southernguy39
    @Southernguy39 3 місяці тому +60

    Tyler Zed being played by Denzel Washington? 🤔 I can see Denzel saying “You laugh, you lose, Gooo!” 😂

    • @laurabeane8862
      @laurabeane8862 3 місяці тому +3

      I want to see Kevin Hart as Deev doing Deev's Dolphin laugh

    • @Southernguy39
      @Southernguy39 3 місяці тому

      @@laurabeane8862That would be cool. 😂

    • @DogSpeak
      @DogSpeak 3 місяці тому

      In the opening lines he describes how he was born a poor black child

    • @marbellaotaiza801
      @marbellaotaiza801 3 місяці тому

      I'm outraged that the actor portraying Tyler isn't even wearing a backwards baseball hat. It's like they don't even care about the lore. He'll prolly be in the navy too, disgusting...

  • @TheVibesBroadcast
    @TheVibesBroadcast 3 місяці тому +5

    I’m from Texas, and we try to be polite to people with California plates. We kindly show them where I-10 West is….

  • @silvermineband2719
    @silvermineband2719 3 місяці тому +9

    Is grandma still in the car…standing up…taking a picture with her phone?
    Tyler not understanding how reflections work…. 😅

  • @realestatewithlarissa
    @realestatewithlarissa 3 місяці тому +27

    The Hispanic Attacks one had me dying 😂😂😂

  • @roguecajun
    @roguecajun 3 місяці тому +27

    15:40 It makes complete sense, actually. She was saying that we, the American people, have to give up a piece of our pie so that she can have more.

    • @QueenKurt
      @QueenKurt 3 місяці тому

      I can wait until the Chinese weather take His home to the bottom of the sea

    • @solusaldrain
      @solusaldrain 3 місяці тому +3

      "Communism is a synonym for failure!"
      -- Liberty Prime

    • @Nana-ru4uq
      @Nana-ru4uq 3 місяці тому

      Big Mike needs more 🤮

    • @richardrichard688
      @richardrichard688 3 місяці тому +2

      (He).

  • @bite-sizedshorts9635
    @bite-sizedshorts9635 3 місяці тому +19

    The point of taxes is control. Period.

    • @James_Bee
      @James_Bee 3 місяці тому +2

      Well, control and theft. It's literally stealing.

    • @James_Bee
      @James_Bee 3 місяці тому +3

      More accurately, extortion.

  • @teresabryant1781
    @teresabryant1781 3 місяці тому +9

    200th episode??? How DARE you call that a punishment... that's the prize 🎉😂

  • @anssimyllymaki1624
    @anssimyllymaki1624 3 місяці тому +28

    "Everybody have a plan untill they get paid by Jake Paul"
    -Mike Tyson

    • @madtabby66
      @madtabby66 3 місяці тому

      Yeah that’s my suspicion.

  • @stevenoberg4277
    @stevenoberg4277 3 місяці тому +23

    I laughed and lost. The plumber/bi-barista took me off guard. Also, great Wookie impression

    • @madtabby66
      @madtabby66 3 місяці тому

      Blue overalls, like the party uniform in 1984.

  • @markmatt9174
    @markmatt9174 3 місяці тому +15

    Working I can't check in as soon...
    That Honda fell over laughing seeing the ole man pants😂😂

    • @lonskyland6097
      @lonskyland6097 3 місяці тому +1

      Grandma in the flipped car was hilarious, probably embarrassed to get out and associate herself with Grandpa Irkle. But did you see the person that looks like an Oscar Meyer impersonator in the right side of background? Strange happenings for sure!!!

  • @kyleduchon9106
    @kyleduchon9106 3 місяці тому +6

    Yes the gator sign is super serious. Dade county put out a PSA on the 5 o'clock news to stop flushing methamphetamines cause the gators were eating it. Yes we have meth gators down here. Please don't give them mushrooms.

  • @LadyHawke78
    @LadyHawke78 3 місяці тому +18

    I am old enough to have seen “Arachnophobia” in theaters. My arachnophobic Dad had to leave the theater in the middle of the movie.
    True story. Great memories. Miss my Dad…

    • @jsemplefelton5348
      @jsemplefelton5348 3 місяці тому +3

      I would never watch it. I would have nightmares for life.

    • @QueenKurt
      @QueenKurt 3 місяці тому +2

      I Thought that movie was Funny as hell

    • @merryhineline7781
      @merryhineline7781 3 місяці тому +4

      I took my children to see that film. I have arachnophobia and screamed with my hand over my mouth the entire time. My daughter, “Mom! Mom! This isn’t the scary part.” I told her that it was all scary to me.

  • @snekks7497
    @snekks7497 3 місяці тому +50

    The funniest part of the Michael Obama meme is that the Chicago mansion is the cheapest.

    • @QueenKurt
      @QueenKurt 3 місяці тому +8

      Who really wants to live in Chicago

  • @maryoverton1126
    @maryoverton1126 3 місяці тому +12

    Miss "I feel oppressed" obama is hilarious😂

  • @Lucinda_Jackson
    @Lucinda_Jackson 3 місяці тому +2

    The man who took away his daughter's phone has a sense of humor I can appreciate!

  • @Michael-oz3dj
    @Michael-oz3dj 3 місяці тому +44

    Time outs instead of spankings is how we got here.

    • @marcussinclaire4890
      @marcussinclaire4890 3 місяці тому

      I got both!! I'd get spanked then had to go stand in a corner.

    • @James_Bee
      @James_Bee 3 місяці тому +6

      And trophies for losing

  • @snekks7497
    @snekks7497 3 місяці тому +37

    Tyler Zed movie is a dark comedy.

    • @QueenKurt
      @QueenKurt 3 місяці тому +1

      Like to day Show I laugh from beginning to the end

    • @merryhineline7781
      @merryhineline7781 3 місяці тому +2

      This is the most underrated comment. Hahahahahahaha!

    • @saltyginger777
      @saltyginger777 3 місяці тому +2

      😂😂😂

  • @mrbigglezworth42
    @mrbigglezworth42 3 місяці тому +14

    A government run by vegetables would be less hostile to it's citizens.

    • @saltyginger777
      @saltyginger777 3 місяці тому

      Idk... Did you ever see Attack of the Killer Tomatoes 🍅?

  • @jmatt4life
    @jmatt4life 3 місяці тому +7

    Baby on board.
    I can’t unsee it and I can’t say it without laughing!
    😂🤣😂🤣😂❤️🙌🏻👍🏻🤭

  • @arkangel2000
    @arkangel2000 3 місяці тому +22

    Enjoying your videos from Zimbabwe, Africa.

    • @trogdor183
      @trogdor183 3 місяці тому +3

      You mean Rhodesia?
      Never forget!

    • @arkangel2000
      @arkangel2000 3 місяці тому +1

      @@trogdor183 😂😂😂bring Rhodesia back.

  • @mikenixon2401
    @mikenixon2401 3 місяці тому +20

    I'm looking forward to being part of history on Sunday.
    Another tax question. Why is nothing collected spent to benefit taxpayers?
    Taxes? I'm retired living on money taxed and now I have to pay an $85 income tax?
    If I didn't hate cold so much I'd live hidden in remote mountains.

  • @LoneStarLady-
    @LoneStarLady- 3 місяці тому +2

    The fact that Trudeau intentionally posed for that photo tells you everything you need to know about him. What a shallow narcissist.

  • @danieldebrandt3889
    @danieldebrandt3889 3 місяці тому +11

    Zed, you have always kept me amused. You have outdone yourself. Keep it up young man. You will go far if the Dems don't take you down. Be careful.

  • @chriswtburke
    @chriswtburke 3 місяці тому +27

    LOL.... Tyler notices the vibrator... "OK, alright"... that was great!

    • @asteriasheria2053
      @asteriasheria2053 3 місяці тому +1

      😂

    • @DhyannForester
      @DhyannForester 3 місяці тому +1

      Bahaha! I thought it was a karaoke mike!!! 😂😅😂

    • @KO-lw4lo
      @KO-lw4lo 3 місяці тому +1

      @@DhyannForester😂😂😂😂😂

  • @christianglaude6659
    @christianglaude6659 3 місяці тому +8

    6:31
    I have a feeling it's gonna be a touch and hug fight...all hype,no fight

    • @madtabby66
      @madtabby66 3 місяці тому

      Will Tyson take a dive?

  • @kennedymcgovern5413
    @kennedymcgovern5413 3 місяці тому +46

    I know I know I know, there is nothing serious here. But I am going to address one anyway.
    I am a disabled Veteran with a broken back. I have been on Oxy for ten years. Without it, I cannot walk. With it, I can live a normal life. But I never take more than is prescribed. It has been at least 8 years since it gave me any kind of a "buzz." I do not use it to "party." I do not ask to switch medications to one that will give me that buzz again. It just kills the pain in my back so I can walk like a normal person.
    Oxy is not the problem. Addictive personalities are the problem. And people with addictive personalities are GOING to get and use things improperly whether they are legal or not.
    No "problem" has EVER been properly identified nor has one ever been solved, by politicizing it and putting politicians in charge of it.
    Leave...people...alone, children.
    That is my rant for the day. Carry on.

    • @davidfinch7407
      @davidfinch7407 3 місяці тому +5

      Same here. I am tortured by Restless Leg Syndrome. Vicodin helps, while no other drug worked. Last time I didn't use it, I went four days being unable to sleep; got to the point where I was having hallucinations and blacking out for short periods and waking up in new and unusual places...even happened when I was walking the dog, I ended up on someone's front lawn. So when I hear that some politician is going on a new anti-opiate crusade, I'm terrified that he's going to kill me with his virtue signaling.

    • @AndyDrake-FOOKYT
      @AndyDrake-FOOKYT 3 місяці тому +3

      Not the oxy itself...while I haven't watched it, I believe that the documentary addresses how poor ethics and greed of pharmaceutical sales and some doctors preyed upon people with addictive personalities or, at the very least, ignored the issue in favor of profits.
      Oxy good....the poor ethics that lead to the abuse of it baaad.
      You are the intended purpose of the drug. You and your doctors are operating ethically.
      Many more people did not.

    • @maryjane4432
      @maryjane4432 3 місяці тому +1

      Chronic pain patient since I had a botched back surgery at 24yrs old. I take two extended release percocets and 4ir percocets a day. Muscle relaxers, cymbalta all just to be able to walk to the bathroom. I currently have 2 herniated disc and 2bulging disc. But I’m too scared to have surgery again. The first one messed me up so bad I can’t sneeze or cough without peeing myself. I can’t bend over, can’t do most household chores. But yet I’m not disabled enough to get disability. The surgeon who messed me up left the country and went to Israel

    • @AnimalisMD
      @AnimalisMD 3 місяці тому +2

      This fellow chronic pain sufferer agrees 100%.. BTW: thank you or your service!!

    • @TheSuperappelflap
      @TheSuperappelflap 3 місяці тому +1

      The problem is that its too easy for people who are not injured to get prescriptions for it from barely legal drug peddling doctors who take a cut of the profit.
      In many other countries such medication is a lot harder to get and thus dont have a prescription opioid addiction problem.
      Of course instead, people just buy the illegal opioids and then the criminals make more money and the doctors dont, so its a wash.

  • @bendalton5221
    @bendalton5221 3 місяці тому +3

    I'll say it again, been saying it for 10 years, come back to this quote 10 years from now - if you don't build more nuclear power, you will never be able to turn this country to 100% electric, not even close

  • @sharkman4928
    @sharkman4928 3 місяці тому +13

    *In Jumanji, the plants shoot the poisonous darts out.....the spiders are just really big (and really fake looking). 😉

    • @warlockghovat5745
      @warlockghovat5745 3 місяці тому +1

      Looking fake does not matter. They are still nightmare fuel.

  • @wilson2455
    @wilson2455 3 місяці тому +10

    Jake Paul has insisted that both boxers wear 18oz sparring gloves and head guards. But after watching a recent video, 95kg Tyson is still going to inflict some serious pain !

  • @hk4722
    @hk4722 3 місяці тому +2

    My buddy was the baby on board guy! Some people in Portland, Oregon still have a sense of humor!😂

  • @OrangeLefty4
    @OrangeLefty4 3 місяці тому +3

    As a Texan, I admit that we dislike seeing Californians move into our state (although personally I’ve never tried to destroy their cars over it lol)

  • @chrisgenson2278
    @chrisgenson2278 3 місяці тому +7

    I had a friend in high school named Rob who always added elements to his stories. What started as a tiny incident became a major epic by the time he was done. The rest of us would compare details later to see what changed. It was great!

    • @James_Bee
      @James_Bee 3 місяці тому +1

      Nothing wrong with embellishments. The best comedians tell stories that probably didn't happen exactly as they tell it.

  • @MeetConservatives
    @MeetConservatives 3 місяці тому +38

    6:18 You're not the only one who thinks Tyson is gonna destroy Paul. Getting hit by Tyson was described by one of his opponents as driving into a concrete wall. This was in Tyson's prime, but still...

    • @Undo743
      @Undo743 3 місяці тому +10

      Even today, you see Tysons punches during training? Guy hits like a nuke still.

    • @scottkendrix6231
      @scottkendrix6231 3 місяці тому +8

      Tyson may be nearing 60, but he's still in amazing shape and throws sledgehammers for punches. Jake is going to get a lesson in humility.

    • @lars-erikstrid2278
      @lars-erikstrid2278 3 місяці тому +1

      Well Paul has poor defence and Tyson still has absolute sledgehammers for punches. So if Tyson can get in a proper hit, yeah.

    • @scottkendrix6231
      @scottkendrix6231 3 місяці тому +1

      @@lars-erikstrid2278 My nephew's little league football team has better defense than JP.

    • @AndyDrake-FOOKYT
      @AndyDrake-FOOKYT 3 місяці тому +1

      Also, I'm pretty sure tyson can still take just about anything dude can dish out. I think tyson could win with his hands down.
      Tysons not invincible but I don't think paul could land enough blows b4 tyson could land one or two and knock him out.

  • @bendalton5221
    @bendalton5221 3 місяці тому +4

    Paul's only hope is to use his reach to keep Tyson at bay, something that no boxer was ever able to do against Tyson. If Tyson gets inside and connects with one of his right uppercuts, it's all over, Jake will be out cold. He has never fought a pure puncher yet, and he is about to, Tyson hasn't lost power. And to see him working out, doesn't look like he has lost much quickness. The only thing to wonder about is how much endurance Tyson would have. But it probably won't matter, if it is a real fight, and Tyson isn't pulling punches, it could be over in the first round

  • @EvanRath
    @EvanRath 3 місяці тому +2

    floridian here - gators are in pretty much every body of water and they will attempt to drag you into the water if you get too close - so please just dont come down k thx bye

  • @roberthickerty390
    @roberthickerty390 3 місяці тому +8

    I was going to watch Sunday anyway but the Walrus potatoes assured it.

  • @janos5408
    @janos5408 3 місяці тому +25

    I'll take the woman from Octoberfest. She's cute and she's got beer.

  • @chrisferguson1911
    @chrisferguson1911 3 місяці тому +2

    Grandma was driving...self-explanatory.😂😂

  • @GymbalLock
    @GymbalLock 3 місяці тому +2

    12:12 as a public school teacher, I have the accountability of a king, with the authority of a toddler, the working hours of a 19th century coal-miner, and the pay of a Sandwich Artist at subway.

  • @kathybost1879
    @kathybost1879 3 місяці тому +12

    almost lost my coffee over the barista. I noticed Ukraine already cashed my check. nice little snow today with hi winds. wonder if waltz can tax it???????

    • @Eaglemadhatter
      @Eaglemadhatter 3 місяці тому +2

      Seriously. ZELENSKY needs a new yatch. How dare you

  • @The_NonDescript
    @The_NonDescript 3 місяці тому +9

    I've been off of Facebook for 10 years, I forgot how much they would mess with Facebook. Heck, I remember when they would just randomly change the interface on us.

    • @lorireed8046
      @lorireed8046 3 місяці тому +2

      I never had a FB page. Have no clue how any of that works.

    • @madtabby66
      @madtabby66 3 місяці тому +2

      I had to rebuild my account about 10 years ago. They just messed with me again. I’m done.

    • @lorireed8046
      @lorireed8046 3 місяці тому

      @@madtabby66 That's how I feel about UA-cam and the constant BS censoring.
      Just had another "hate speech" 24 hours ban. Getting hit 2-3 times a week. Even got hit WHILE I was on the ban a couple of times. Zero emails from them and zero ability to fight it.

  • @williambilyeu9801
    @williambilyeu9801 3 місяці тому +3

    Sometimes the best politicians are those that do nothing, rather than doing that screws everything up! 😊

  • @David-nx2vm
    @David-nx2vm 3 місяці тому +2

    We rented a car in Boise a few years ago. California plates. No overt attacks but a lot of dirty looks at red lights. Out of an abundance of caution, I put a paper sign in the back window.

  • @AsphaltMan11
    @AsphaltMan11 3 місяці тому +5

    Tyson is finally the one person that will be able to shut Jake Paul's mouth, cause' it's gonna be wired shut when he breaks his jaw ! XD

    • @madtabby66
      @madtabby66 3 місяці тому

      If he hasn’t taken a pay off. I’m suspicious.

  • @beauhodges7957
    @beauhodges7957 3 місяці тому +6

    6:35 youre not the only one who thinks tyson is gonna destroy paul.

  • @Pegfoxx
    @Pegfoxx 3 місяці тому +2

    That Chewbacca sound you did had me crying with laughter pure gold. Been trying for years and still can't do it lol.

  • @ronaldandlinda
    @ronaldandlinda 3 місяці тому +4

    Speaking of tax season. I just realized my colonoscopy is scheduled for April 15th, tax day. Make of that what you will. 😂

  • @The_NonDescript
    @The_NonDescript 3 місяці тому +32

    Susan B. Anthony? More like Susan B. Rollin' in Her Grave If She Knew What Was Going On Right Now.

  • @jamesrobinson9176
    @jamesrobinson9176 3 місяці тому +9

    Jeff Daniels doesn't get the respect he deserves. What an amazing body of work! "Escanaba in da moonlight " FTW

  • @Murika76
    @Murika76 3 місяці тому +3

    Not to mention dental insurance. Because our teeth don’t correlate to our health. So we still pay 80% out of pocket, even though we didn’t ask for corn syrup and sugar to be added into everything.

  • @samename3926
    @samename3926 3 місяці тому +8

    P-Diddy in the run hahahaha boy been buying up lil illegal immigrant boys,😂

  • @monicaswavel6074
    @monicaswavel6074 3 місяці тому +6

    I got censored from Facebook from that meme.

  • @destinypratt7761
    @destinypratt7761 3 місяці тому +2

    If Nobody were President, a giant Cylclops would show up in D.C. within days, marching right out of the Potomac.

    • @Franimus
      @Franimus 3 місяці тому

      I got that one!

  • @Smedleydog1
    @Smedleydog1 3 місяці тому +2

    Tyler, it's not because the government doesn't collect enough taxes, it's because our government spends money like a drunken sailor on a 3 day pass.
    The only difference, the drunken sailor stops spending when he runs out of money.

  • @BenzoGold79
    @BenzoGold79 3 місяці тому +8

    Best show in a while, I almost laughed

  • @preacherbillf
    @preacherbillf 3 місяці тому +8

    I agree with you Tyler, I say the same thing about Tyson and Jake Paul.

    • @scottkendrix6231
      @scottkendrix6231 3 місяці тому

      Tyson may be nearing 60, but he's still in amazing shape and throws sledgehammers for punches. Jake is going to get a lesson in humility.

  • @clintthomas1854
    @clintthomas1854 3 місяці тому +3

    @1:50
    Can someone please tell Tyler grandma is taking the photo, it's her reflection! 😂😂

    • @richjenkins3821
      @richjenkins3821 3 місяці тому +1

      Good catch,thx. But that doesn't explain grandpa's pants!

  • @RomanbulkaRoman
    @RomanbulkaRoman 3 місяці тому

    Mr. Tyler,a friend in Edmonton, Alberta got me watching you and Deev as well,I'm in a small village named Ryley,I've been going through a bit of stress,but your show along with everyone else,makes me laugh at the worst times,I am thanking you with my soul, keep up the good work and I'll be looking forward to show #200!

  • @Stefandejager01
    @Stefandejager01 3 місяці тому +4

    The 'hispanic' dad-joke had me giggling.

  • @anssimyllymaki1624
    @anssimyllymaki1624 3 місяці тому +8

    Most ovious mistake in Netflix movie is there is no cap in Zed's head in the poster!

  • @falconcowboy9995
    @falconcowboy9995 3 місяці тому +2

    5:08 Tyler just noticed the tool 🔧 😅😂😅😂😅😂😅

  • @RexSkittles
    @RexSkittles 3 місяці тому

    How does Tyler only have a million subscribers? I’ve been watching since he started and he’s one of the best things to happen to UA-cam. Should be at least 5 million by now.

  • @plzzz
    @plzzz 3 місяці тому +19

    Caught ya staring at Beergirl's bossom 6 times. I counted because I looked too.

  • @slurm3124
    @slurm3124 3 місяці тому +5

    zed 200, easter sunday, and the day before april fools. what a day

  • @EricGoldberg-cp4ju
    @EricGoldberg-cp4ju 3 місяці тому +93

    I'm 43 and the only politician in my lifetime that did what they said they would do is Trump.

    • @dr.doctor4048
      @dr.doctor4048 3 місяці тому

      Endorsed more anti-gun legislation in four years than Obama did in eight?

    • @robygheru
      @robygheru 3 місяці тому +8

      the swamp is still thriving

    • @JonBowe
      @JonBowe 3 місяці тому

      Only because he didn't come from the swamp of political bigots, he is a business man that gets things done. That is why they hate him, he has done more for the US, than all the politicians have done in the last 60 years.

    • @jimmydesouza4375
      @jimmydesouza4375 3 місяці тому +4

      Trump didn't do what he said he would do either. He didn't even come close. And the one thing he promised that he almost accomplished got torpedoed by the whole unknown thing of unknown origins at the end of his presidency.
      De'Santis is the only politician I can think of who comes close to having done what he said he would, and even there he doesn't have a perfect track record.

    • @davidmonroe2378
      @davidmonroe2378 3 місяці тому

      Didn't get drained yet but did get exposed to we know who vote out ​@@robygheru

  • @mikemcconeghy4658
    @mikemcconeghy4658 3 місяці тому +1

    “See the TURTLE of enormous girth! On his shell he holds the earth.”
    ― Stephen King

  • @crct2004
    @crct2004 3 місяці тому +3

    "Nadler's brother" sublime! 🤣

  • @treydixon5399
    @treydixon5399 3 місяці тому +8

    "Dude, what's wrong with German people?" South Park

  • @Gerdfunkle
    @Gerdfunkle 3 місяці тому +1

    You GOT me today bro…. The Ford Meth 150 🤭🤪🤣

  • @peterreily1490
    @peterreily1490 3 місяці тому +40

    Tell the IRS you’re housing undocumented migrants. Go to your local Mexican restaurant (they run the best Italian place in town here) and tell the workers $20 and all you can drink corona. When they arrive have old blankets and trash on the floor. They won’t care and once they’re all plastered you take pictures to send the IRS.
    Instant get out of paying taxes in 2022. You think I’m kidding. I also have 9 new friends and one speaks English. He makes a baller cacciatore too.

    • @sherynkowatsch2970
      @sherynkowatsch2970 3 місяці тому +4

      GENIUS!! Way to go!! 😂😂😂

    • @maryjane4432
      @maryjane4432 3 місяці тому +4

      This is genius! I have a two story house with an unfinished basement! I can fit 30-50 down in
      The basement! There is even a toilet down there!

    • @colormedubious4747
      @colormedubious4747 3 місяці тому +1

      Kidding or not, please explain how this gets you off the hook for income tax. They're not your dependents. I guarantee you that they won't have valid SSNs, ATINs, or ITINs. Explain your thinking (if any).

  • @curtisbryce5096
    @curtisbryce5096 3 місяці тому +13

    Everyone keeps talking about "Skin Colour" when it is all a "shade" of BROWN.

    • @ed6431
      @ed6431 3 місяці тому +5

      Weeeeelllll technically...technically...we're all a shade of orange...cos on the colour wheel brown is technically a dark shade of orange soooooo.....😏

    • @kirahhdrop
      @kirahhdrop 3 місяці тому +6

      We all carrots.

    • @ed6431
      @ed6431 3 місяці тому +1

      @@kirahhdrop 🤣

    • @curtisbryce5096
      @curtisbryce5096 3 місяці тому +8

      @@ed6431 So, calling him Orange man, has never been an insult? I knew there was a reason I liked him

    • @ed6431
      @ed6431 3 місяці тому +5

      @@curtisbryce5096 he just has the contrast turned up high 🤣🤣

  • @kimcrabb9031
    @kimcrabb9031 3 місяці тому +2

    FYI, Zed - TONS of CA residents are trying to buy up Missouri land and move here, too.

    • @AniYirie
      @AniYirie 3 місяці тому

      I'm in a southern state not too far from you - they are all moving here, too, as well as up from Texas when they tire of it there. It's like watching the creeping mold spread. 😑

  • @marcdecourville4136
    @marcdecourville4136 3 місяці тому +1

    Thank you Tyler and your team for the hard work you put on this Channel!👍✌ I'm glad you reach that level of succes! Also thanks you very much to put a smile in my face 3 times a week!
    200 episodes is quite the accomplissement, keep the good work Tyler. Your a bit of a sunshine in these dark time! 🌞 I wish happyness in your home and God bless your family over the next year😊

  • @kennedymcgovern5413
    @kennedymcgovern5413 3 місяці тому +13

    I am caught in Tyler's web again.
    I can go a month or two, seeing Zed's videos and scrolling past, thinking "No silliness today." But then it happens...every time...
    ...I watch ONE, and I am hooked. Then it's marathon ZED for the next two days.

  • @Eaglemadhatter
    @Eaglemadhatter 3 місяці тому +5

    Jim is my NSA watcher and Joey is my FBI watcher. That's online. Not sure about who Johnny works for but he's been in that tree for awhile now.

  • @samdavid5772
    @samdavid5772 3 місяці тому +3

    Adding onto the beer meme. If you let the foam go down, there will somehow be even less beer

  • @joshcarlson9352
    @joshcarlson9352 3 місяці тому +3

    food is in the top 3, but laughter is up there too. everyone thank the man!

  • @Kookygirl111
    @Kookygirl111 3 місяці тому +19

    Is it just me or does Mark Zuckerberg look like a badly designed synthetic?

    • @cathoderaytube7497
      @cathoderaytube7497 3 місяці тому +4

      I wouldn't be surprised if it turns out he's an android/robot. Or an alien.

  • @joshuayantis1763
    @joshuayantis1763 3 місяці тому +1

    I was working in a courthouse doing some renovations. I was in an elevator when suddenly a whole bunch of reporters and cameramen ran in. They were there for the China Arnold's case in Dayton, Ohio. (Look that one up). I let one slide out. Everybody was looking to each other to find who did it. I got out, and as the doors were closing, I turned and shouted, "It was me!".