-Venti got drunk again and broke the ship somehow -Kaeya almost drowned because he can't swin (Ice bridge is better) -Tighnari saved Kaeya -Itto was super exited and wanted to play tag (feels in character for me :/) -Zhongli bumps znd broke the shelter when he was playing tag with Itto (I... kinda want to see that) -Zhongli cries because he broke the shelter he built (I also want to see that) -Amber tried fishing but ended up getting boots and thrash but 0 fish -Paimon tries to catch crab. She succeeds... as the crab clamps onto her ass and is not letting go 😂 -Kokomi writes a lot of SOS messages with sand, coconuts, and rocks -Scaramouche made a boat out of the surroundings and just floated away (omg why is he ALWAYS doing the evil stuff ??? COME BACK!!!!!) -Ayato tries to find a genie lamp so he can make a wish (uhh... sure...) -We are stuck like this for a week
-broke the ship : fatui -almost drown : baizhu -help baizhu from drowning : dehya (Yaaasssss gurl) -exiteed and play tag : paimon -buped the shelter : hu tao
Broke the ship - Bennett Almost drowned - kuki Saved kuki - heizou Decided to play tag - raiden Bumped and collapsed the shelter - chongyun Started crying - kazuha Tried fishing got boots and trash - cyno Tried to catch crab - heizou Wrote a lot of SOS messages - heizou Made a boat out of trees - xingqiu Tried to find a magic lamp - heizou How long i was on the deserted island - 1 day
Cyno broke the ship Bennet almost drowned Razor saved Bennet Yunjin is excited and wants to play tag Mona bumped into shelter when we were playing tag Yoimiya is crying over her broken shelter Ningguang tries to fish but only catches boots and trash Chongyun tried to catch a crab and succeeded since one clamped his butt and it won't let go Madame ping writes a lot of SOS messages with sands coconuts and rocks Dainslief made a bout with the surrounding trees and just floated away Pantalone tries to look for a magic genie lamp so he can make a wish We were stuck there for a year, and I'll probably need therapy after that.
Dottore broke the ship Diona can’t swim and almost drowned Beidou saved Diona Ganyu was so excited and decided to play tag Beidou accidentally bump the shelter and broke it while playing tag with Ganyu Kaeya was crying because the shelter they just built got destroyed Hu Tao tries to go fishing but instead gets a pair of boots and some trash instead of fish Xingqiu tries to catch a crab and ends up catching one because it clawed onto their ass Hu Tao writes a lot of SOS messages with sand, rock and coconuts Beidou made a boat out of the surrounding trees, and it ends up floating away (or she floats away with the boat) Ayaka tries to find a genie lamp so they can make a wish We were stuck on the deserted island for 1 month
It appears that Alhaitham broke the ship and then almost drowned _(... good job)._ Also, he then proceeds to save himself with using the surroundings _(this is too good XD)_ Heizou decided to play tag, and Yelan collapsed the shelter. Gorou was very frustrated with his shelter getting collapsed Collei tried to fish but ended up with some string and boots _(oh. Poor thing, please don't blame yourself :
Beidou broke the ship (THE IRONY) Shinobu almost drowned- Qiqi saved Shinobu Yunjin's excited and wants to play tag Gorou bumped into the shelter while playing tag and it collapsed Cyno cries over his broken shelter Scaramouche tries fishing, but only catches boots and trash instead of fish- Barbara tried to catch a crab, and succeeded as one clamped on her butt and won't let go D: Yelan wrote lots of SOS messages in the sand Heizou made a boat with the surrounding tries and sailed away- Al Haitham tried to find a genius lamp to make a wish aaand we're all stuck there for one year (except for Heizou)
Dainsleif somehow broke the ship Then Pierro almost drowned because of his *swimming skills* . But Collei saved him. Some time later in Deserted island our group made a shelter, but the tag ruined it(thanks to Yunjin and Cyno ). When the shelter broke, Capitano got upset and started to cry. Meanwhile Yelan tried fishing but ended up with a pair of boots. Columbina thought is a perfect time to catch some crabs. Unfortunatly, the crab got her. Madame Ping tried to find a magik genie lamp to grant some wishes Paimon wrote a lot of S.O.S. messages with sand, rocks and coconuts Alhaitham build a perfect boat out of surronding trees but instead of getting out of this island with others, he just floats away. They all stucked there for a day
Survivor, but Genshin. Broke the ship: Pantalone Cannot swim, almost drowned: Gorou (Given the camp location, that's uh, wow) Saved Gorou: Columbina (Really?? Surprising) Tag: Yanfei. Accidentally bumped shelter: Nahida. Cries due to collapsed shelter: Diona (Oh anger mode activated!) Failed fishing: Kaeya. The classic cartoon trope, ass-clap crab: Noelle (Given her butt shape under that dress when gliding, can't blame the crab 7w7) Writes the SOSs: Tartaglia (Kinda backwards for him). Made a boat and floats away: Sayu (She slept, didn't she?). Tries to find magic genie lamp (? Is this a reference to something?): Xiao. Time we're stuck: One day.... The amount of chaos in one day.
Broke the ship: Scaramouche They cannot swim and almost drowned: Itto The one who saved the previous person: Heizou So excited and decided to play tag: Capitano Broke the shelter: Collei The one who built the shelter crying: Klee Tried fishing but got nothing: Rosaria Got crab cuz it clutched their cheeks: Kazuha Writes SOS messages: Pulcinella Floats away: Qiqi Make a wish: Yelan How much stuck: 1 day... what a productive day
Keqing broke the ship (probably looking for mora) Xiao almost drowned Qiqi saved Xiao Scaramouche is excited and played tag (huh????) Ayato collapsed the shelter during tag (watch out boba boy) Kaeya is crying over his shelter being collapsed Bennett caught an old boot trying to fish (I feel so bad but this is honestly what would happen) Raiden got a crab clamped to her ass (I wish i was that crab- uhh i mean what) Klee wrote all the SOS messages (for once she doesn't solve problems with bombs) Xingqiu drifted away on his makeshift raft (this dude is so loaded he could've just called in a yacht) Zhongli searched for a magic genie lamp (you of all people shouldn't need a genie... on second though he needs the mora) and all of this happened over the span of a week
I Accident broke the ship then xaio tried swimming which he can't so jean dived in to save him then him and Mona played tag few minutes later and nolle is on the ground crying because xaio hit her shelter meanwhile yealn is sailing of to the horizon now venti's drunk a** is being pinched by a crab he was chasing and colie thought it was not important to say than she found a F**KING GENIE before amber wasted her time making a sos
Alhaitham broke the ship Kaeya can't swim and almost drowned Heizou saves Kaeya Paimon is excited and starts to play tag Dottoré bumps into the shelter while playing tag, knocking it down Columbina starts crying because the shelter she just built collapsed Pierro tries to fish but only gets trash Chongyun catches a crab but another one clamps on his ass and won't let go Deha writes a bunch of SOS messages Deha makes a boat and floats away Columbina tries to find a genie lamp We are stuck on the island for 1 month
-Bennett broke the ship, he then screamed "BENNY'S ADVENTURE TEAM I HAVE FAILED YOU" -Childe almost drowned when bro has a hydro vision -Kuki SAVES HIM? -Childe got excited and played tag (THIS MAN'S DRUNK) -Itto bumps into the shelter and collapses -I started crying because my ARTWORK was ruined by Itto -Kokomi went fishing to find her own kind, but she found trash (Or one star artifacts) -A crab bit Dottore's ass (BROTHER THAT'S THE BEST CRAB EVERR) -Yelan wrote SOS messages on the sand. -Bennett made a boat and floated away so nobody could be mad at him abt the ship thingy -Yunjin tried to find a magic genie lamp -We were stuck on the island for one day.
- La Signora broke our ship (with her powers) - Ayaka can't swim and nearly drowned (Had a fear of drowning) - Ayato saved Ayaka (what a gentleman) - Noelle was so excited and decided to play tag (Didn't know she had a fun side) - Kokomi bumped the shelter and collapsed it when playing tag (She's a bit clumsy) - Nahida was crying because the shelter they just finished building collapsed (As a child would do) - Ayato tried fishing but ended up catching boots and other trash but no fish (He can swim but he can't catch) - Kazuha caught a crab because it clamped their ass and didn't let go (he's got skills) - Venti wrote a lot of SOS messages in the sand (Sending help to Storm Terror) - Madame Ping built a boat out of trees (She's very crafty) - Yanfei tried to find a magic genie lamp so they can make a wish (I hope she realizes there isn't one on the island) - Were stuck on that island for a whole year (What!?! We're possibly making a living on the island)
Kazuha broke the ship Jean can't swim Baizhu saved jean Dehya is excited and wants to play tag When playing tag paimon bumps the shelter and it collapses Bennet cries over the broken shelter as he just finished it. ( Sounds exactly like Bennet's luck) Sandrone tries fishing but only gets boots and other trash but no fish Chongyun tries to catch a crab and succeeds as it clamped onto his ass and won't let go Rosaria writes multiple SOS messages in the sand, with the coconuts and with the rocks Ayato makes a boat out of the surrounding trees and just floats away Mona tries to find a magic genie lamp so she can make a wish Stuck on the island for a week. Ayato should have just waited i hope he is ok
> Diluc broke the ship > Paimon almost drowned (sounds familiar--) > And it seems she also saved herself lmao > Barbara was excited and started playing tag- lmao I can see that > Kazuha bumped into the shelter while playing tag > And suddenly DOTTORE is the one crying over the shelter 😭😭 I imagine like a 10 yr old clone of him could do that- > The fishing failure is Albedo, pfft > Heizou had the... crab issue > Pierro is the SOS sign guy. Wow a lot of harbingers on that island, and also pretty unhinged-- > Collei made a boat! (wait so there Dottore and Collei on the same island-- oh no) > Dehya tried to find the genie lamp lol aaand were stuck there for a week. good luck with the two unhinged harbingers tho--
Xinyan broke the ship Eula cannot swim and almost drowned Heizou saved Eula Sandrone is excited and wants to play tag (seeing as she's known as the child, this makes sense) Lisa accidentally broke the shelter Beidou is crying because of the shelter breaking Arlecchino failed at fishing' Capitano got the perverted crab Sayu writes the SOS message Diona abandoned us and made a boat (sounds like her, honestly) Zhongli tries to pull some Aladdin sh*t We're stuck there for 1. whole. YEAR.
Barbara sung a note so high it broke the ship Madame Ping, wanting to keep up her facade as a frail old lady, pretended to not be able to swim and almost drown Xinyan, not knowing this and being the kind person she is, helped Madame Ping Cyno got very excited and wanted to play tag Yelan joined but knocked into the shelter and collapsed it Noelle, who had stepped up to build the shelter all by herself and just finished reached a breaking point and broke down crying Xingqiu attempted to fish but only caught old boots and other trash Collei tried to catch crabs but they were too fast and she got pinched in the ass Pulcinella was desperately making SOS messages in every imaginable way Nahida used her Dendro powers to create a boat from the surrounding trees and floated away Shenhe was determined to find a magic genie lamp so she could have a wish granted by Will Smith This went on for a month.
Broke the ship: Tighnari Can't swim: Sayu Save Sayu: Gorou Play tag: Klee Bump into shelter: Benny (in-character) Crying over shelter: Cyno Tried fishing: Chongyun Caught a crab by it clamping: Itto (makes sense) Writes SoS: Columbina Made a boat: Shinobu (must have wanted to get away from Itto) Try to find a genie: Il Capitano Stuck on island for a year
keqing broke the ship can't swim noelle raiden shogun saves noelle uela plays tag sucrose crying beidoe try fishing but obly gets boot and trash (damm that was might be heartbreaking for her) kokomi tried to catch a crab razor sos noelle makes a boat and float away (she got smarter to not swim) kokomi try to find magic jinie lamp stuck for 1 month
We all set sail, but we forgot about something important that we only remembered when the ship sank: Bennett was there and... His bad luck. For our surprise, Xinyan couldn't swim and almost drowned, but lucky for her, Paimon decided to do something useful and grabbed her by the hair, not let her drowning, despite her screams that the "flying thing" was hurting her... Noelle got so hyped with everything that decided to play tag. That made the other shy girl, Ayaka, to play too, but the ended up bumping the shelter and collapsing it. She sat down on a stone and began to cry because just finished to build it. After fome time away, Nahida comes back to the camp with her fishing spoils: some boots and lots of junk. She brought it because it could come to use, as she said. After listening this, Kokomi felt she might be more useful than the kid, and tried to grab a crab. SUCCESS! The crab was the one who caught her, campling her ass and not letting go, despite how much she screamed. Cyno wrote lots of SOS messages with coconuts and rock in the sand. Chongyun was the whole time chopping trees until he was able to build a boat and float away to the unknown. After reading lots of documents in his past, Dottore (no one knows who the hell called him to the boat) began to try to find a magic lamp with a genie to make a wish, and of course, it was to get away from that place. It's already 1 month and most of everyone is still here... Except for those that already left.
-Childe broke the ship. (He probably did it on purpose smh) -Chongyun can’t swim and almost drowned. (Lowkey can actually see that) -Ayato saves Chongyun -Noelle is excited and decides to play tag (literally the opposite of how she’d act) -Chongyun breaks the shelter by running into it while playing tag. Chongyun is on a roll huh😂 -Paimon is crying because she just finished building the shelter. (Cap Traveller probably built it and she was there for support) -Sayu attempts to fish but doesn’t get anything (probably fell asleep) -A crab clamped Jean’s ass ☠️ -Diluc writes SOS messages (Kind of makes sense) -Hu Tao makes a boat out of trees and floats away. (She probably said: “I’ll come back for you guys later when you become my clients!” -Thoma tries to find a magic genie lamp -We are stuck on the island for 1 month
Chonyun saw something vivid and used his claymore to slash it, it somehow hit the engine which causes the ship to break down. Paimon almost drowned because she still hasn't learn how to swim, so Childe had to swim and save her. Columbina, for some reason, got excited and decided to play tag with Nahida. Nahida later unintentionally bumped the shelter, causing it to collapse. Mona learnt about it and bawled her eyes out to the now collapsed shelter that she and some few others worked so hard for Eula tried to fish hoping for some potential food, but only catching boots and trash in the end much to her shame. Dottore had successfully caught a crab due this one specifically was clamping his ass and won't let go for a very long time, someone had to go and help get it off. Sandrone and her somehow still-working giant robot wrote a lot of SOS messages with sand, coconuts, and rocks, in hopes of at least someone flying in the sky would see the message. Columbina, wanting to make up for suggesting a game of tag which caused Nahida to collapse the shelter, built a boat out of the surrounding trees. Although even with so much effort put into it, the boat floats away, never to be seen again. Shenhe, hearing about a magical lamp that can grant people three wishes from a former desert dweller among the survivors, went to search for the lamp on the island but to no avail. We were stuck for a year before help arrived, none of us wanted to experience it again.
beidou broke the ship (why-) fischl almost dies because she cant swim 🥺 luckily (or not) xinyan saved her raiden was so excited that she wanted to play tag kokonut breaks the shelter when playing tag- keqing is crying now 🥺 diona sucks at fishing uh.... yay hu tao got a crab!! i guess.... keqing wrote a lot of sos things paimon makes a boat and floats away (did she just make the boat and fly away?) ningguang tries to magic we're stuck there for a year 😭
Arlecchino broke the ship (damn fatui) Qiqi forgot to do her streches and almost drowned However Arlecchino laughs evilly and saves Qiqi so she can ruin my 50/50s once more (I'm sensing a villain of the story here) Yoimiya is so excited she decides to play tag (better than blowing up the island with Klee I suppose) Eula accidentally knocked the shelter whilst playing tag - guess she's finally letting loose :D Venti starts crying because his shelter is ruined (the thought of it is just hilarious) Xinyan can't fish for the life of her Razor got a crab ass XD Thoma made an SOS message out of coconuts and sticks. THANK YOU BEAUTIFUL. His evil twin Childe on the other hand just sails away on his raft XD Madame Ping tries to find a magic genie lamp and make a wish 💀 We were stuck there for a whole month! Whilst Childe just sailed away to the Abyss once more
It was week long Paimon broke the ship (to be expected) Diona can't swim so fatui captain saved her. Heizou decided that it's a good idea to play tag and Yae ended up collapsing Thoma's shelter Then Dottore tried to fish and crab grabbed Tugnari's ass (I envy this crab so much) Barbara made a lot of SOS messages, Scaramouche was building a boat and Abedo went looking for a lamp
dottore commited arson while surrounded by water baizhu can't swim and almost drowned kaeya froze the water for baizhu to stand on (also froze baizhu) razor played tag klee also played tag, but commited arson on the shelter kuuki's shelter "collapsed" amber failed to fish something up shenhe succesfully got caught by a crab * lenny face * gorou wrote an sos artfully lisa made a boat and left the group behind gorou tries to find a genie and wish for more materials for his sos this goes on for a year
Niguan broke the ship Siniora almost drowned Madam Ping Sales siniora from drowning Doctor was so excited that he decided to Play tag Colai bumped in the shelter while playing Tag with DOCTER Amber was crying becase the shelter collapsed Bennet tried Fishing But endet up getting boots and trash Dilug was clamped in the ass by a crab Xaoi wrote sos massages in sand,coconut and rock Madam ping Made a boat out of the surrounding trees child tried to find a Genie to make a wish And we were stuck on the island for a month
-Ningguang caused mass destruction and blew up the ship -Tighnari was like "naw fuk this im out" and almost drowned -Amber was like "dont worry boi ill save you" -Old man from Fatui wanted to play tag (good luck with that bro) *cough* - Beidou was lik sure lets play tag with fatui and oops! i broke the shelter uwu -Ayaka boutta embrace the water instead of ice cuz their shelter just got fuked -Shenhe was like I caught a weird looking fish that smells sussy and feels leathery -Kokomi got Ko'd by a crab L -DIluc was the only one trying to get saved so they wrote 3 SOS messages incase someone was blind to the first 2 -Yae made a boat and said bye (proud maining noises) - Ayaka finally lost it and tried to find a genie to get out of here -The thing was... we were only stuck there for 1 day and Ayaka alr lost her marbles THE real question is why none of them used teleport waypoints to get out
Nahida knew a lot about making boats. Only stuck for a day. Yae Miko broke the ship to prove a point. Jean almost drowned trying to save everyone, saved by eula. Amber decides to play tag to distract the kids, yun jin accidentally bumped the shelter. Raidens idea of eternity gets shattered a third time by the shelter being destroyed. Kaeya doesnt realize how different it is fishing in the ocean vs cider lake. Sucrose is used to getting crabs as an ingredient. Yoimiya is the one sending a bunch of SOS messages after having to dry her stuff and making fireworks from literal bark. Chongyuns the one trying to find a genie lamp.
broke the ship: keqing cannot swim: arlecchino saves her: keqing decides to play: tighnari accidentally collapsed the shelter while playing: ningguang cried cuz the shelter collapsed: pulcinelli fishes for boots: xiao caught a crab: collei writes a lot of SOSsand messages: fischl made a boat out of trees and floated away: yae miko tries to find a magic lamp: rosaria stuck for a year
Added a stroy in the replies Broke the ship - Venti They cannot swim and almost drowned - Lisa One to save the Previous Person - Childe So excited they decided to play tag - Yun Jin Accidentally break the Shelter during tag - Dehya Crying because the shelter they built broke - Xinyan No Fish during Fishing - Kazuha Tryed to catch a crab but the crab is stuck to their ass - Paimon Wrote lots of SOS Messages - Sandrone Built a boat and floated away - Kazuha Tried to find a genie and make a wish - Bennett Stuck on Island - 1 Year
So a summary of what happened : Venti got drunk while talking with Bennett and broke the ship before flying awa away. As the ship started to sink, everyone jumped and started to swim towards a nearby island. However, Lisa got hit by some rubble while trying to save Bennett and started to drown. Childe surfs on water and saves her. Everyone except Venti is stranded on a deserted island. Xinyan, Lisa and Childe start to build shelter while Yun Jin, Bennett, Dehya and Paimon play Tag. While trying to catch Bennett, Dehya bumps into the shelter and breaks it causing Xinyan to break down into tears. All this while, Kazuha tries to fish and is unsuccessful. Thus he goes alone into the Forest. Seeing this, Paimon tries to catch some crabs, but one bites her ass and remains stuck over there for the rest of her life. Sandrone uses her robots to assist her in constructing SOS signals and by the end of one week, constructs multiple. Bennett finds a treasure map about a genie and goes deep into the deserted island all alone to look for it. Also, Kazuha, fed up with his mishaps on the island secretly builds a boat and tries leave the island but loses his oars in the sea and thus drifts alone into the vast ocean. Aether however enjoys life being surrounded by friends as well as many women. One year passes and they are finally rescued. The no. of rescued people are almost double the no. of people that went missing (There are a lot of babies), Bennett is considered dead and Kazuha had washed ashore onto Seirei Island a few months ago.
Cyno breaks the ship…😨 Tartaglia Can swim and almost drowned (ban him of the fatui team) Heizou save Tartaglia (XD then He’s GONNA kichi him to the prision) Eula was exited and play tag Gorou bumbed the shelter and collapse it quien playing tag Yunjin was criyng because the shelter they just finished building collapsed (NOO MY LOVE) Kokomi tried fishing but ended catchingn boots and other trash but no fish (she was avoiding the fish-) Sayu caugh a crab because it clamped their Ass ando didnt let go (NOOO MY POOR SAYU) Shogun write a lot of SOS message in the sand (😨) Sucrose make a boat out of the trees and just float away (aww) Hutao tried to find a magic lamp so she Can make a wish (canon) I was stock on the island One day YAYYY
Pantaleone broke the ship. Amber almost drowned, but was saved by Signora. Qiqi got excited and played tag with Arleccino, but they ended up destroying the shelter that Gorou built. Rosaria tried to catch fish, but only caught trash. Bennett got a crab by offering his unlucky ass. Collei left a lot of SOS messages everywhere. Yae Miko made a wooden raft to float away. Venti, being drunk, tried to find a magic lamp to make a wish. ... We were stuck like this for an entire year. And this is how the Fatui Harbingers became playable characters. XD
I was on a ship with some of my friends to go to Inazuma, when somehow Razor broke the ship. I don't know how but it happened. I notced that Sandrone ended up in the water. I went over to Thoma and told him that Sandrone was drowning. He runs and jumps off the ship to saved her. We drifted on what was left on the ship to a deserted Island. Tihnari got so excited that he wanted to play tag. Yelan said she wanted to make the shelter while we go and play. After a while of playing tag, Jean accidently bumps the shelter and it collapsed. Yelan surprisingly started to cry because of how much work she put into making that Shelter. Jean immediately starts to apologize over and over again. I decided it was best to go for a walk around the Island when I noticed that Tighnari was trying to fish. I sat from a far and watched. All he got was boots and some trash from the sea. He was really disappointed by this and went to do something else. I got up from my spot and decided to head back when I hear a scream. I went over to where the scream was, and it was Kaeya trying very hard to get the crab off his butt. I went over to Diluc to ask what happened. Diluc chuckled a little to himself and explained that Kaeya was trying to catch a crab, but the crab got him instead. I couldn't hold my laughter and started to laugh. "Quit your laughing and help me! it hurts very much!" Kaeya said, staring unhappily at us. Diluc rolled his eyes and went over to Kaeya to help. After my laugh, I walked off to go do something else when I see Tighnari again. I walked over to him and asked what he was doing. He said that he was writing a SOS message with the coconuts and rocks on the sand. Don't know how that would work, but if Tighnari thinks that this would help than I'm not going to interrupt him. I hurried back to see if the shelter was fixed up. Apparently, it was. I went into the shelter to seen that we were having the crab that Kaeya "Caught" and coconuts for dinner. After I was done with my meal, I noticed that Xiao was sneaking off. I went and followed him. Wandering why he was leaving during the night. He wasn't so happy about this because he went over and pin me to the nearness tree thinking I was some bad person trying to interfere with whatever he was doing. He noticed that it was me and sigh. He let go and asked I was following him. he glared while asking. I explained that I was curious on why he left the shelter during the night. "Tsk, It is none of your business." He started to walk off when I grabbed his arm. "I will not stop following you until you say where you're going." I stared at him determinedly. He grumbled a little and yank his arm away from me. "I'm going to look for a magic lamp." I tilted my head confused. "why?" "To wish us out of here. Now that you know, Go back to the shelter." He teleported away. I chuckled to myself thinking how sweet of him to look for a object that I didn't think that would be on a deserted island. Until a week later he came over to all of us with a magic lamp in his hand. I of coursed was surprised to see that he did find one. So did some of the others. Xiao rubs the lamp, and a genie came out. The genie yawned and looked down at Xiao. "What is your wish?" the genie asked. Xiao wished for all of us to be home. The genie granted his wish, and we were all back where our places called home.
When Jean accidentally broke the wheel of the ship by steering to hard, we ran into a rock, causing the boat to sink, and because Ayato couldn't swim, he almost drowned. Luckily, Kazuha saved him. We salvaged what we could out of the boat and built a raft. We soon saw land so we went towards it. Once we arrived, Diona was excited to finally be on land that she wanted to play tag with someone. Later on, we started building a shelter. But Xiao accidentally broke it while carrying more wood that was stacked so high, he couldn't see. Ayaka cried because she helped a lot and now it was ruined. Heizou started to get hungry, so he tried fishing. He had no luck; just boots and trash. Gorou tried to catch a crab instead, but while he was chasing one, a different one grabbed onto his tail, he tried to make it seem like it didn't hurt. Xiao finally got tired of being on the island so he tried to write an SOS signal in the sand with rocks and coconuts. Hu tao said to Xiao that his strategy wouldn't work, so she started to construct a raft to float away. Chongyun was feeling optimistic, so he decided to look for a genie lamp, so he could wish us all off the island. We we stuck on the island for a year, we survived, and we learned how to use our surroundings to help us survive. We used the stuff on the island to build a raft and paddles so we could find our way home.
The one that broke the ship: Mona They cannot swim and almost drowned: Kazuha ( my goodness, this is just too perfect-) The one who saved the previous person: Capitano(?) ( idk if that's his name-) So excited that they decided to play tag: Itto Accidentally bumped the shelter and collapsed it when they were * also * playing tag: Kuki The one crying bc the shelter they just finished building, collapsed: Razor They try to fish but ended up getting boots & trash, but no fish: Ayaka Tried to catch a crab, and got one, only bc this one crab got their butt and won't let go: Amber Wrote alot of SOS messages;one in the sand, one with coconut, and one with rocks: Fatui Harbinger that looks like Baizhu Made a boat out of the surrounding trees, only to have it float away: Columbina( fatui harbinger) Tried to find a genie lamp so they can make a wish: 1st fatui harbinger How long I'm stuck on the deserted island: 1 year Looks like this might just be entertaining.
1. Broke the ship - Mona (she's probably the one who managed to scrounge together enough Mora to buy an F-tier ship) 2. Cannot swim and almost drowned - Sayu (tbh I think her height made her almost drown) 3. Saved the previous person - Xinyan (yeah, with the power of rock music and CPR?) 4. So excited they instigated a tag game - Kaeya 5. Accidentally destroyed the shelter during tag - Yelan 6. Cried because they built the shelter - Kazuha 7. Unsuccessfully embarks on a fishing endeavour - Ayato 8. Tries to catch a crab and ends up getting one up their @ss - Eula (guess the crabs were in the mood for vengeance?) 9. Writes SOS messages - Bennett (that's so canon) 10. Made a boat out of the surrounding trees and abandoned the group - Xinyan (yeah, she had that Broadway gig) 11. Tries to find the magic genie lamp - Jean (...okay...) 12. Length of time spent on the island - 1 WEEK (that's good, I can't live without WiFi)
Me and my Genshin gang sailed our ship around Teyvat for a vacation. Columbina while sleeping accidently caused a tsunami destroying our ship while we were still sailing. We got to to a deserted Island quickly but Ayato had to save Yelan because Yelan doesn't know how to swim and she was drowning. We together then built a shelter at the deserted island to camp out for the time being. Beidou was excited because we were stranded and decided to play tag. In the midst of the game Thoma accidentally collapsed our entire shelter making Klee cry. Itto thinking he could fish only caught boots and trash instead. Columbina feeling guilty went out a catch a crab, but later went back screaming that the crab got stuck in her ass and won't let go so we took it out and at least got food out of it. Ayato tries to write SOS messages on the sand, with coconut and rock. Childe made a small boat out of trees only to fit himself in and sailed away leaving us here. Diona believing there is a genie lamp here searched around for it for a wish to get us out of here. Unfortunately, all of the attempts failed and we were stuck on the island for a whole year
Diluc broke the ship, then puccinella fell off the boat but childe saved him. On the island Kaeya wanted to play tag but Yae got too excited and broke the shelter. Baizhu is crying now. nahida caught boots while fishing while yun jin got her ass clamped by a crab. Shenhe wrote the sos message. Rosaria is just getting the f out on a bunch of trees. Amber is looking for a magic lamp, its fine cause she got a full year to look for it.
broke the ship: dehya almost drowned: heizou saved heizou: al-haitham plays tag: collei accidentally bumps the shelter: ayaka crying because their shelter collapsed: capitano (LMAO) fishes some junk: cyno gets their ass clamped by a crab: yelan (oh) writes SOS messages: rosaria makes a boat and floats away: pulcinella tries to find a genie lamp: razor we were stuck there for: a week
-Pierro broke the ship. (Man's gotta be scheming something.) -Razor couldn't swim and almost drown. (Poor wolf boy.) But Beidou saves him. (It should've been me, not him!) -Mona got excited and decides to play tag. (No one is winning this lol.) -Yanfei accidentally destroys the shelter while playing tag and now Venti's crying drunk because he'd just built it. -Paimon tried fishing but only caught herself every time. (GaNbAre PaImOn!) -Miko caught a crab because the crab was cultured and wouldn't let go of her booty. (Salute.) -Ayato writes a lot of beautifully written SOS messages. -Lisa floats off with her log. -Tighnari tries to find a magic lamp. -We were stuck for only a week fortunately.
Baizhu broke the ship, Sara couldn't swim and almost drowned, klee somehow saved her, baizhu got excited and decided to play tag (😭), nahida accidentally collapsed the shelter while playing tag with baizhu, pulcinella cried because the shelter they just finished collapsed (true reason why the fatui are in sumeru HAHA), that one granny adeptus tried to fish and was unsuccesful, ayato tried to fish crabs and succeded somewhat, Barbara wrote a lot of SOS messages, tighnari made a boat out of the surrounding trees and floated away ("typically I wouldn't but sacrifices must be made" -tighnari), hu tao tried to find a genie to make a wish, and we're all stuck here for a year. Except tighnari, who floated away
First time being so early for your videos :p Here we go Noelle broke the ship Baizhu can't swim and almost drowned Eula saved Baizhu Ayaka's excited and decides to play tag Signora accidently bumps the shelter when playing tag and it collapsed Ayato cries because they shelter they just finished collapsed (Ayaka please go console your big bro and deal with Signora) Alhaitham tries to fish but ends up getting boots and some other trash but no fish Gorou tries to catch a crab and got one who clamped their ass and won't get to Heizou writes alot of SOS-massage the one in the sand, the one with the coconut and the one with the rock Shinobi made a boat out of the surrounding trees and just float away Xingqiu tries to find magic genie lamp so they can make a wish We've been stuck on this deserted island for 1 month.
> broke the ship - keqing > almost drowned - kuki > saved kuki - cyno > plays tag - albedo > collapsed the shelter - kokomi > cries cuz of kokomi - sucrose > fishes - tighnari > caught a crab..well more like got caught by a crab - mona > writes SOS - arlecchino > makes a boat - zhongli > tries to find a genie lamp - benny > stuck on island for - 1 month
columbina broke the ship, pierro couldn't swim and almost drowned, columbina saved pierro, heizou was so excited and decided to play tag, paimon accidentally bumped the shelter and collapsed it when playing tag, columbina cried because the shelter she just built collapsed, yunjin tried fishing but ended up getting boots and trash with no fish, ayato tried catching a crab and got one because the crab clammed them and won't let go, cyno wrote a lot of sos messages in the sand with a coconut and rock, i made a boat out of the trees around me and sailed away (how rude of me but i'm proud. i promise to come back for the others. :'›♥️), dottore tried to find a magic genie lamp so they can make a wish, and 1 week stuck in the deserted island.
broke the ship: Xinqiu cannot swim and almost drowned: Albedo saved Albedo: Sara decided to play tag: Mona accidently destroyed the shelter while playing tag: Ayato cried b/c they just finished building: Beidou fails at fishing: Heizou tries to catch a crab: Shinobu writes a bunch of SOS signs: Kazuha makes a boat and floats away: Childe tries to find genie lamp: Albedo how long were u stuck for?: 1 year
The one who broke the ship: F***ING La Signora The one who cannot swim: That faceless Fatui dude(Not saving him) The rescuer: Xingqui(WTF are u doing?!) The one who wanted to play tag: Kuki Shinobu(she quickly changed her mind) The one who bumped the shelter: Cyno (I'll tell a joke to make it up. What do you- *gets choked* ) The one who cried: Klee (I was about to explode it until Uncle Cyno broke it!!!) The trash fisherman: Cyno (Once a fish- *gets choked again* ) The unlucky person with the crab clinging on their ass: Granny Ping(she died that day) The SOS writer: Tartaglia The one who built a raft for himself: The Fatuian Kristoph Gavin The one trying to find a magic lamp: Yoimiya(I wish for a gigantic firecracker!) How long I've stranded: 1 day(since the magic lamp was real and we got our firecracker. In the end, the Fatuian Kristoph Gavin brought us up. But did he...?)
Diana broke the ship and Jean can't swim and for some reason the fatui mask/ night helmet guy decided to save her diluc uncharacteristically decided to play tag with Kokomo who broke the shelter that that fatui girl made Meanwhile ayato tried to fish to no avail, meanwhile crabs hate nahida Childe becomes helpful and decided to write some SOS messages in the sand after that the mysterious fatui who for some reason had saved Jean life drifted away in a small boat Kokomo tried to find a magic genie lamp We were only there for about one week somhow
Deserted on an Island with the Fatui and the Aratki Gang - Itto broke the ship (obviously) - Kazuha cannot swim and almost drowned (shocker) - I saved Kazuha - Capitano was so excited so he played tag with himself and bumped the shelter (💀💀💀) - Shinobu cried because of the ruined shelter (she's done with our bs) - Pierro tried fishing but ended up with trash (damn.) - Ayato caught a crab cos it was clamped on his ass (RIP) - Pantalone wrote an SOS message on the sand, etc. - Xiao made a boat and floated away -Klee got a magic genie lamp -We were stuck for 1 day
-Amber exploded the ship and the ship broke (with her bunny-) -bennett almost drowned because he cant swim -Razor saved bennett -Childe was to super exited he wanted to play tag -Collei bumps and broke the shelter (i hope she is ok😶) - Diluc cies beacuse the shelter break by collei and started to chase her (i hope she is ok) -Mona tried fishing but ened up getting boots and thrash no fish -Razor tries to catch a crab. he did catch it . . . but the crab clamps onto his ass not letting go. (poor Razor 😟) -Gorou writes a lot of SOS messages with sand , coconuts , and rocks -Diluc made a boat out of surroundings and just f l o a t e d away (COME BACK DONT LEAVE US HERE) -Ei tries to find a genie lamp so she can make a wish (how-) (we did not get saved for months)
-Bennet broke the ship.(That sounds right.) -Ganyu cannot swim and almost drowned. -Madame Ping saved Ganyu from drowning. -Signora was so excited that she wanted to play tag. (Bro, am I playing with air? She's dead.) -Xiao accidentally bumped into the shelter, making it collapse while playing tag. -Eula cried because she worked so hard on the shelter. -I tried fishing but got garbage instead of fish. -Arlleccio caught a crab because it was clamped onto her a$$. -Heizou tried to find a genie lamp and make a wish. -We were stuck for 1 day.
• Ayaka broke the ship • Xiao couldn’t swim and almost drowned • Cyno saved Xiao • Shenhe was excited and decided to play tag • Kazuha accidentally bumped into the shelter and made it collapse when they were playing tag • Dehya cried because the shelter that she just finished building collapsed • Ganyu tried to fish but ended up getting boots and some trash with no fish • Amber tried to catch a crab and got one but the crab clamped onto their ass and won’t let go • Barbara was writing a lot of SOS messages using sand, coconuts, and rocks • Columbina made a boat out of the surrounding trees and just floated away • Heizou tried to find a magic genie lamp so he could make a wish • How long we’re stuck on the deserted island - 1 week
Scara broke the ship And then paddling around drowning like a maniac was Barbara And was saved by xinqu And Barbara played tag And a running gorou knocked the tent down And then chongyun asteroid bawling his eyes out because he thought he would die because of the destroyed tent And then a sad Yun jin reeled her net in and found trash And then a running frantic Bennett came with a crab on him And with a stick and a sos message tignari came putting SOS all over the place And then a floating xinqu waved evilly as he made a boat with the trees Then Barbara ran around saying " I CAN FIND A GENIE" We were stuck for a week
- For some reason, Arlecchino broke the ship, - Xinyan couldn't swim and almost drowned, - Yun Jin saved Xinyan (AWW!!) - Yoimiya was excited and played tag, - Chongyun bumped into the shelter and collapsed it, - Mona was crying when she just finished the build for the shelter, - Paimon tried to fish but got nothing but boots and trash (LMAO) - Hu Tao got a crab because it grabbed her.. cheeks (LMAOOAOAO) - Xinyan wrote a lot of SOS messages in the sand (I..somehow see this..?) - Tighnari made a boat with just trees and swam away (I CAN TOTALLY SEE THIS) - Kuki tried to find a magic genie lamp and wish - AND WE WERE STUCK THERE FOR 1 YEAR? HELP WHAT
Paimon broke the ship….. yep.. Kaeya couldn’t swim and almost drowned. This why he ice bridges? Qiqi saved him. Guess she clued in to ice bridging. Jean got excited and played tag… Childe bumped the shelter and collapsed during tag. Heizou cried cause it was his shelter. Qiqi failed at fishing and caught boots and trash. Shinobu got her ass clamped by a crab. Shinobu also wrote sos messages in the sand. Gorou made a boat and floated away. Keqing tried to find a genie lamp to make a wish. Only been stuck for a day…. Wow all this happened in a day…
Klee broke the ship Alhaitham drowned Zhongli saved him Shenhe wanted to play Lisa broke it Shenhe was crying for the shelter lisa broke Sara fished some boots and no fish Kokomi got the crab Xingqiu wrote the sos messages, it took him a lot tho. Jean made a boat Raiden tried to find a genie lamp. Stuck for a week.
Broke the ship - Cyno (I bet he’d make a joke out of that) Cannot swim and almost drown - Alhaitham Saves Alhaitham - me (Oriax) Decides to play tag - Yae Miko Bumped and collapsed the shelter while playing tag - Raiden/Ei Crying because they spent hours on building the shelter - Scaramouche “why do you always have to ruin my life!?” Goes fishing and only gets trash - Itto (Poor Itto) Tries to catch a crab, but it ends up clamped to their ass - Yelan (RIP) Makes a lot of SOS messages - Childe Makes a boat and leaves - Thoma (dammnnn) Tries to find a magic genie lamp to make a wish - Albedo (probably so he could experiment on it as well) We we’re stuck for 1 year I feel like this is a group that would not survive. Especially since Thoma just went and left.
Heizou broke the ship Xingqiu almost drowned Eula saved Nahida is excited and decided to play tag Fischl broke the shelter Itto cries over his broken shelter Jean tries fishing but catches only trash Dottore tried to catch the crab Beidou wrote alot of sos messages Yea miko made a boat and sailed away Gorou tries to find the genius lamp
-Paimon broke the ship -Zhongli almost drowns -Childe saves Zhongli 🥺 -i decided to play tag -bennett collapsed the shelter (valid) -Xiao started crying NOOO MY BABY DONT CRY 😭😭😭❤️❤️ -Hu tao failed fishing (why can i see that) -Crab got stuck to madame ping LMAOOO -Eula writes SOS -Beidou made herself a tree ship -Ayaka tries to find magic genie lamp --Stuck on the island for one week
The one who broke the ship : Bennett (Its fine I forgive himl) Drowns : Itto Saves Itto from drowning : Eula Played tag : Deottore (He had no better work to do 💀) Collapsed the house while playing tag : Deottore (He really doesn't seem to like the shelter) Cries because the shelter they built collapsed : Kaeya (Honestly feel sorry for this guy and his time) Got boots and trash instead of fish while fishing : Mona (She was probably fishing for mora along w/ grandpa Zhongli) Got their ass clamped by crab : La Signora 💀💀 Wrote SOS w/ rocks and coconut on sand : Collei (Probably freaking out) Made a boat and floated away : II Capitano Tried finding Dori's genie lamp : Yanfei AND ALL OF US ARE STUCK OVER THERE FOR A YEAR-
Paimon broke the ship Dottore, as it turns out, can't swim and almost drowned as a result Kazuha decided to save Dottore (for...some reason) Columbia got excited and decided to play tag While playing tag with Columbian, Kazuha bumped into the shelter and destroyed it (is he a harbinger now???) Alhaitham, who just finished building the shelter, started crying when it collapsed (guessing he wanted to show up Kaveh) Pierro tried fishing but only got some old boots and some trash Kazuha tried to catch crabs and managed to catch one, but only because it clamped onto his ass Nahida has been writing a lot of SOS messages in the sand with various tools Yunjin decided she was done with the rest of us, made a boat out if trees and just floated away Heizou decides to search for a magic genie lamp and make a wish We end up stuck on that island for a whole year
Beidou broke the ship Paimon couldn’t swim and almost drowned(Since she float all the time and never learn how to swim) Chongyun saved Paimon Cyno was so exited and he decide to play tag Heizo accidentally bump the shelter and collapsed it when he was playing tag Yujin cried because the shelter was collapsed by Heizo Heizo tries to fish and only got boots and other trashes without any fish Kuki tried to catch a crab and only got one because that crab one clamped her butt and won’t let go Heizo wrote an SOS massage in the sand,Columbina with the coconuts,Childe with the rocks Ai Haitham made a boat with the surrounding trees and float away Yujin tried to find a magic genie lamp and make a wish and we were only stuck there for only 1 day.
-Shinobu broke the ship, I don't know pls -Cyno almost drowned, fair enough, he's from sandy land anyway. -Hu tao saved(?) Cyno (gawd damn hu tao you almost get a customer) -Gorou decided to play tag :) -Childe accidentally bump and collapsed the shelter. (HA.) -Raiden cried over a collapsed shelter then strikes Childe /j -Zhongli gets no fish, sad. -The crab clamped Scara's ass (HELP ADHSAUDHSUAIDNIA) -Bennett write SOS with the sand, the coconut and the rock (the rock :vines_boom:) -Klee makes a boat from surrounding trees then floats away (aw man she won't come home now, yes she got on the boat..) -Albedo tries to find genie lamp to make a wish (what could he wish for) [We stuck on the island for 1 year, help, Childe and Scara hasn't recovered, Zhongli has severe depression and Klee is still nowhere to find.]
We're on a ship and I break it. Paimon can't swim and almost drowned??? Keqin fortunately saves Paimon... Gorou and Heizou get very exited and start playing tag. Heizou BUMPS THE SHELTER while playing tag. Gorou starts crying because his shelter collapses… Although he started playing tag. 😐 I try fishing and get a bunch of trash. Sayu catches a crab that clamps onto her. Arlecchino writes A LOT of SOS messages. Columbina Makes a boat out of the surrounding trees and floats away... Yanfei tries to find a genie lamp. We're all stuck FOR A MONTH thanks to Columbina...
The one that broke the ship: Xiao They cannot swim and almost drown: Yelan The one who saved the previous person: Yelan (what 😂) So excited and they decided to play tag: Ayato Accidently bumped the shelter and it collapsed while playing tag: Heizou The one crying because the shelter they just finished collapsed: Cyno they try to fish but end up getting a boot and trash instead of fish: Al Haitham try to catch a crab and got one because it clamped their behind and wont let go: Scaramouche (i told him not to mess with it) Writes a lot of SOS messages in the sand with coconuts and rocks: Kaeya Made a boat out of the surrounding trees and floated away: Kujo Sara Try to find a magic genie lamp to make a wish: Childe How long we're stuck on the deserted island: 1 week
One day, everyone was stuck on a deserted island during a trip to Inazuma for the Iradori Festival... "Nice job, Doctor. Looks like we'll have to thank your experiments that our ship is now destroyed." Arlee said in a sarcastic yet frustrated tone. "M'lady, I mean no harm. It just happened that I made a critical error." Dottore replied. "AHHHH!! SOMEONE HELP ME!!" Mona screamed as she struggled to swim. "As a true gentleman, I shall come to your aid, my fellow Hydro Vision wielder." Xingqiu declared as he helped the astrologist out of the water. "Okay! How about we play a game of tag to ease up the nerves, shall we?" Kokomi invited. While playing tag, Eula was "it" and was trying to catch Kokomi but she accidentally bumped into the shelter, causing it to collapse. "MARK MY WORDS, VENGEANCE WILL BE MINE!" she yelled. "VENGEANCE WILL NOT BE YOURS SINCE YOU JUST DESTROYED THE SHELTER I WORKED SO HARD TO BUILD!" Arlecchino cried. "Ugh, still no luck at the fish." Beidou disappointingly declared as she tried fishing but ended up getting boots and other junk. "I got a crab! But it's stuck on my dress!" Yun Jin shouted as Arlee took the crab off of her with a sigh. Arlee glanced at Kokomi who was writing messages on the sand with some sticks and coconuts. Barbara, on the other hand, tried to make a boat with the trees which sadly floated away. "It's okay, Barbara. At least you tried your best." Arlee said as she patted the Deaconess' shoulder. Moments later, Sayu came back to the group with a disappointed look. "I wanted to find a magic lamp so that I can wish us all out of here..." she said. A day later, a boat arrived just in time to finally get them out of the island and towards Inazuma.
Ganyu broke the ship dawg. And cyno almost drowned because he can’t swim,la signora saved him 🤔 itto and chongyun played tag,itto broke the shelter Mona crying because she spent time on that shelter,Sara went fishing but got nun,cyno has a crab clamped on to his juicy ass shenye tried to write sos cyno got that tree float tho hezious looking for a genie.we where stuck for a month
Raiden broke the ship I cant swim albedo saved me keqing is excited and wants to play tag zhongli bumps and broke the shelter heizou crying Paimon tried to fish but only got a boot and some trash fischl tried to get crab noelle writes SOS messages Tighnari just made a boat and floated away EI/raiden tries to find a magic lamp stuck for 1 week
Amber broke the ship with the Baron Bunny Tortilla can't swim (Ha! Take that Child!) Mona saved Child (Hydro frens ig) Paimon decided to play Tag (bro it will be unfair bc she can fly) Gorou played Tag with her but bumped his head Signora is sobbing Xinqiu tried to be fishing but got boots Gorou got a crab on his butt (LMAOOO) Hu Tao starts making SOS She also left us with a boat Signora is trying to find a magic lamp (bro she actually believes in those?) We're there for like 1 month
Ayato feel asleep while Driving the Ship and got it Broken Eula didn't know how to swim and almost drowned then Arlecchino saved her Yelan Got Excited for some reason and wanted to play tag Ayato Accidentally Broke the Shelter and made it Collapse Jean Cries because Ayato Broke her Shelter Building (RIP Ayato) Childe Tried to Catch some Fish but ended up catching Trash (Poor Childe) Eula Catched a Crab but ended up being Pinched by it I Used Signora's Ashes to Write SOS on the Sand Thoma Made a Raft and Secretly Rows away Heizou then Tries to Find a Genie to make a wish about us being saved And we ended up being stranded for a year
tighnari broke the ship yun jin almost drowned zhongli saved yun jin fischl got exited and decided to play tag itto made the shelter collapse when playing tag jean cries about the broken shelter heizou tried fishing but just got boots and some trash instead (LMAO-) kuki tried catching a crab and got one but also got one clamped to her ass- (damn that must hurt) xinyan wrote all the SOS messages in the sand scaramouche build a raft out of trees and just floated away- (byebye balladeer) heizou tried to find a magic genie lamp to make a wish (man, if dori was here everything would be a lot easier-) we were stuck there for a month
Broke ship: idk name 😔 Cant swim/almost drowned: hu tao Savaed hu tao: xinyan Excited so played tag: heizou Bumped shelter: goruo Cries cus the shelter: cyno Fishing: xiao Crab got ass: heizou Writes sos mssgs: thomas Made a boat but it went away: chongyun Tries to find a genie lamp: xiao How long: 1 day (lol💀)
Dehya broke the ship becuase she thought it was a training test. Paimon almost drowned AGAIN.Shinobu saved Paimon becuase no one else would. Cyno was so excited he decided to play tag. Yelan is still in work mode so she bumped into the shelter and broke it. Bennet cries because his shelter was just broken.😢 Keqing sucks at fishing 😂 A crab tries to kill Beidou. Of course she won. Bennet, Keqing and Ganyu try to call for help with SOS in the sand. Dottore is done with us and makes a raft and goes away to Archons know where. Shinobu tries to find a magical lamp to make a wish. Luckily it was only one day💀
Ayato sank the ship (not sure what he's plotting but. Suspicious) Yanfei can't swim Zhongli saves her (as is fitting) Qiqi was excited and played tag (aww) Albedo broke the shelter playing tag (learnt too much from Klee, lmao Noelle cried bc the shelter she just built broke Yae tries to fish, gets boots n garbage (heh) Capitano gets a crab! Because it clamped onto his ass and won't let go (I laughed too hard here bc. Capitano of all people w a crab stuck to his ass. The image.) Bennett wrote the SOS messages (poor guy has probably done this before...) Dainsleif builds a boat and just floats away (this feels. Very in character. COME BACK HERE U HAVE ALL THE LORE) Shinobu searches for a genie lamp (???) We're stuck there for a month... oh dear
Funny rolls I got ( I might do the same stuff again) Itto was playing tag with heizou,then our fav detective just broke his own shelter he made and starts crying....wow Ganyu could catch a crab that pinched her behind... u hope to didn't crush it to death by accident like how she choked a monster to death with her waist.. And out of context,Hu tao wanted to call for help.. ...hey I might just make a story out of these funny results while adding more pepole??? (Ima do it soon)
We are on a deserted island. Hu tao broke the ship 💀 Kaeya can't swim and almost drowned- Collei somehow saved Kaeya?- Arleccino was so excited so he played tag?- Capitano broke the shelter while playing tag 💀 Itto was crying bc he just finished the shelter then it broke 💀 Alhaitham was fishing but he got a pair of boots instead 💀 Paimon somehow got a crab??? Dotorre wrote an SOS message Benett made a boat and abandoned us 💀 Ayato tried to find a genie lamp- We were stuck there for one month. The end.
amber broke the ship xinyan cannot swim and almost drowned cyno save xinyan beidou was exited and decided to play tag ? THOMA BUMPED AND BROKE THE FRICKING SHELTER ??? keqing started cying cuz thoma broke the shelter baizhu was trying to fish no fish only boots and trash collei tried to catch a crab but he bited her ass XD cyno wrote all SOS's possible nahida made a boat with the trees surrounding and went away... sara tried to find a magic genie lamp to make a lamp we've been stuck for a whole year...
Itto broke the ship (no surprise). Sayu almost drowned, but Yun Jin saved her. I’m so excited that I want to play tag (can I put my Genshin OC Cynthia?). Paimon accidentally broke a shelter while playing tag (looks like someone is on the menu). Albedo cried over his shelter (can’t he draw another one?). Ayato tries to fish, but ends up getting boots and trash. Shenhe tried to go crab catching, but (a cultured) one grabbed her rear end. Nahida wrote SOS messages. Sandrone made a ship with trees and floated away. Baizhu tried to find a genie’s lamp to make a wish (that’d probably cost too much mora and a kidney). We were stuck for a week (probably thanks to the genie lamp).
mona broke the ship la signora couldn't swim and almost drowned barbara saved la signora amber was so excited and she decided to play tag heizou bumped into the shelter when he was playing tag beidou cried since the shelter she built broke xinqui got trash while fishing sayu couldnt catch crab diluc wrote sos sucrose built a boat and floated away dainsleif tried to find genie lamp stuck for a year
Kuki broke ship Amber almost drowned Scara probably has a midlife crisis bc he would never save anyone but still did Barbara plays tag Childe breaks the shelter. Typical Lmao diluc crying Ayato fished unsuccessfully Crab grabbed yelan. Good taste Pantalone writing in the sand Paimon made the boat to float away but she didnt really need a boat for that She didn't have her teapot so Ping was looking for the magic lamp instead
Eula destroy ships Hu tao cannot swim and almost drown Nahida saves hu tao Scaramouche excited and want to play tag Kuki shinobu break the shelter while playing tag with scaramouche Yanfei cries because of her newlybuilr shelter broken Diluc tries to fish but instead of fish he gets boots Cyno tries to catch crab but ultimately caught one with his ass clamped by one Sucrose writes lots of SOS with sand, coconut and rocks Ningguang made a boat using surrounding tree and sail away alone Yelan goes to find a magic lamp to wish they got off the island We're stuck in this island for 1 day (thankfully yelan got her wish)
Capitano sank the ship (did he go down with it too?) I couldn't swim and nearly drowned (I resent that cause I'm an excellent swimmer 😤) Mona saved me (I mean she can merge with water so makes sense🌊💫✨) Signora started playing tag (wut?) Paimon collapsed the shelter from bumping into it during tag. (CUZ SHE ALWAYS DOES THIS KINDA STUFF!) Cyno worked hard on that shelter and started crying after it collapsed (PAIMON I'M GOING TO EAT YOU!) Damselette tried fishing but only caught trash (She was probably singing. Gotta stay quiet to catch fishies) Pierro got a crab clamped on his butt (The hell? What is this the Harbinger cruise?!😂) Xingqiu wrote all the SOS messages in the sand... No wonder we haven't been saved his penmanship sucks😐(Iradori festival) Since fishing failed Damselette made a raft and floated away. (I swear these answers are rigged) Yun Jin tried searching for a magic genie lamp to make a wish (we're definitely screwed then cause my luck sucks with when wishing😏) The longest week ever.
Paimon broke the ship (LMAO GOOD START ALREADY) Mona cant swim so she almost drowned Hu tao saved Mona Kaeya was excited, a little bit too excited that he wanted to play tag Due to Yun jin and Kaeya's game of tag Yun jin accidentally bumped the shelter. Diona cried bc the shelter they built collapsed Xiao tried fishing but got no signs of edible stuff. Just trash and boots Yun jin tried catching a crab but a crab clamped onto her ass (karma for collapsing the shelter and making Diona cry) Yae Miko wrote a lotta SOS messages (like a lot a lot) Itto builds a boat out of trees and floats away ( coz he so goddam EVIL) And i uhh tried looking for a genie lamp to make a wish fyi i never found one We were all stuck on that stinking island for a month. Some made it out alive and some didn't😞
-Pierro broke the ship. -Alhitham realised he lacks the knowledge to swim and almost drowns. -Qiqi lifted the e-boi back to shore, saving him. -Yelan was so excited she wanted to play tag...the mature thing to do. -Scaramouche too was playing, although like the child he is he tripped and broke the shelter. -Tighnari (dendro dog boy) had a sad moment. His hard work was wasted; like the wasted group of fools who decided to play tag. -The Doctor Dottore tried to fish, only to find waste. -Tighnari couldn't catch a break. A crab clamped him in the asscheck, some say he caught the crab the cultured way, others say what an embarassmen. -Columbia wirtes multiple SOS signals in hopes some air velichle can spot the difference between dirt and dirt with rocks. -The Captian decided he has more important things to do. So he upped und grabbed some materials, made a raft, and fucked off. -Childe not the (child from before) looks for a genie lamp to send him and his party home. -All of this, took place in a day, yet we were stranded for a month. -We all managed to live through that experience, so hey! Alls swell ends well.
Bennet breaking the ship AND the shelter definitely sounds like something that would happen to Bennett.
-Venti got drunk again and broke the ship somehow
-Kaeya almost drowned because he can't swin (Ice bridge is better)
-Tighnari saved Kaeya
-Itto was super exited and wanted to play tag (feels in character for me :/)
-Zhongli bumps znd broke the shelter when he was playing tag with Itto (I... kinda want to see that)
-Zhongli cries because he broke the shelter he built (I also want to see that)
-Amber tried fishing but ended up getting boots and thrash but 0 fish
-Paimon tries to catch crab. She succeeds... as the crab clamps onto her ass and is not letting go 😂
-Kokomi writes a lot of SOS messages with sand, coconuts, and rocks
-Scaramouche made a boat out of the surroundings and just floated away (omg why is he ALWAYS doing the evil stuff ??? COME BACK!!!!!)
-Ayato tries to find a genie lamp so he can make a wish (uhh... sure...)
-We are stuck like this for a week
-broke the ship : fatui
-almost drown : baizhu
-help baizhu from drowning : dehya
(Yaaasssss gurl)
-exiteed and play tag : paimon
-buped the shelter : hu tao
How the f- did beidou break the ship😐
the steering wheel snapped off
That happened to me too!
Broke the ship - Bennett
Almost drowned - kuki
Saved kuki - heizou
Decided to play tag - raiden
Bumped and collapsed the shelter - chongyun
Started crying - kazuha
Tried fishing got boots and trash - cyno
Tried to catch crab - heizou
Wrote a lot of SOS messages - heizou
Made a boat out of trees - xingqiu
Tried to find a magic lamp - heizou
How long i was on the deserted island - 1 day
Cyno broke the ship
Bennet almost drowned
Razor saved Bennet
Yunjin is excited and wants to play tag
Mona bumped into shelter when we were playing tag
Yoimiya is crying over her broken shelter
Ningguang tries to fish but only catches boots and trash
Chongyun tried to catch a crab and succeeded since one clamped his butt and it won't let go
Madame ping writes a lot of SOS messages with sands coconuts and rocks
Dainslief made a bout with the surrounding trees and just floated away
Pantalone tries to look for a magic genie lamp so he can make a wish
We were stuck there for a year, and I'll probably need therapy after that.
Dottore broke the ship
Diona can’t swim and almost drowned
Beidou saved Diona
Ganyu was so excited and decided to play tag
Beidou accidentally bump the shelter and broke it while playing tag with Ganyu
Kaeya was crying because the shelter they just built got destroyed
Hu Tao tries to go fishing but instead gets a pair of boots and some trash instead of fish
Xingqiu tries to catch a crab and ends up catching one because it clawed onto their ass
Hu Tao writes a lot of SOS messages with sand, rock and coconuts
Beidou made a boat out of the surrounding trees, and it ends up floating away (or she floats away with the boat)
Ayaka tries to find a genie lamp so they can make a wish
We were stuck on the deserted island for 1 month
It appears that Alhaitham broke the ship and then almost drowned _(... good job)._ Also, he then proceeds to save himself with using the surroundings _(this is too good XD)_
Heizou decided to play tag, and Yelan collapsed the shelter. Gorou was very frustrated with his shelter getting collapsed
Collei tried to fish but ended up with some string and boots _(oh. Poor thing, please don't blame yourself :
Beidou broke the ship (THE IRONY)
Shinobu almost drowned-
Qiqi saved Shinobu
Yunjin's excited and wants to play tag
Gorou bumped into the shelter while playing tag and it collapsed
Cyno cries over his broken shelter
Scaramouche tries fishing, but only catches boots and trash instead of fish-
Barbara tried to catch a crab, and succeeded as one clamped on her butt and won't let go D:
Yelan wrote lots of SOS messages in the sand
Heizou made a boat with the surrounding tries and sailed away-
Al Haitham tried to find a genius lamp to make a wish
aaand we're all stuck there for one year (except for Heizou)
Dainsleif somehow broke the ship
Then Pierro almost drowned because of his *swimming skills* .
But Collei saved him.
Some time later in Deserted island our group made a shelter, but the tag ruined it(thanks to Yunjin and Cyno ).
When the shelter broke, Capitano got upset and started to cry.
Meanwhile Yelan tried fishing but ended up with a pair of boots.
Columbina thought is a perfect time to catch some crabs. Unfortunatly, the crab got her.
Madame Ping tried to find a magik genie lamp to grant some wishes
Paimon wrote a lot of S.O.S. messages with sand, rocks and coconuts
Alhaitham build a perfect boat out of surronding trees but instead of getting out of this island with others, he just floats away.
They all stucked there for a day
Survivor, but Genshin.
Broke the ship: Pantalone
Cannot swim, almost drowned: Gorou (Given the camp location, that's uh, wow)
Saved Gorou: Columbina (Really?? Surprising)
Tag: Yanfei.
Accidentally bumped shelter: Nahida.
Cries due to collapsed shelter: Diona (Oh anger mode activated!)
Failed fishing: Kaeya.
The classic cartoon trope, ass-clap crab: Noelle (Given her butt shape under that dress when gliding, can't blame the crab 7w7)
Writes the SOSs: Tartaglia (Kinda backwards for him).
Made a boat and floats away: Sayu (She slept, didn't she?).
Tries to find magic genie lamp (? Is this a reference to something?): Xiao.
Time we're stuck: One day....
The amount of chaos in one day.
Broke the ship: Scaramouche
They cannot swim and almost drowned: Itto
The one who saved the previous person: Heizou
So excited and decided to play tag: Capitano
Broke the shelter: Collei
The one who built the shelter crying: Klee
Tried fishing but got nothing: Rosaria
Got crab cuz it clutched their cheeks: Kazuha
Writes SOS messages: Pulcinella
Floats away: Qiqi
Make a wish: Yelan
How much stuck: 1 day... what a productive day
Keqing broke the ship (probably looking for mora)
Xiao almost drowned
Qiqi saved Xiao
Scaramouche is excited and played tag (huh????)
Ayato collapsed the shelter during tag (watch out boba boy)
Kaeya is crying over his shelter being collapsed
Bennett caught an old boot trying to fish (I feel so bad but this is honestly what would happen)
Raiden got a crab clamped to her ass (I wish i was that crab- uhh i mean what)
Klee wrote all the SOS messages (for once she doesn't solve problems with bombs)
Xingqiu drifted away on his makeshift raft (this dude is so loaded he could've just called in a yacht)
Zhongli searched for a magic genie lamp (you of all people shouldn't need a genie... on second though he needs the mora)
and all of this happened over the span of a week
I Accident broke the ship then xaio tried swimming which he can't so jean dived in to save him then him and Mona played tag few minutes later and nolle is on the ground crying because xaio hit her shelter meanwhile yealn is sailing of to the horizon now venti's drunk a** is being pinched by a crab he was chasing and colie thought it was not important to say than she found a F**KING GENIE before amber wasted her time making a sos
Alhaitham broke the ship
Kaeya can't swim and almost drowned
Heizou saves Kaeya
Paimon is excited and starts to play tag
Dottoré bumps into the shelter while playing tag, knocking it down
Columbina starts crying because the shelter she just built collapsed
Pierro tries to fish but only gets trash
Chongyun catches a crab but another one clamps on his ass and won't let go
Deha writes a bunch of SOS messages
Deha makes a boat and floats away
Columbina tries to find a genie lamp
We are stuck on the island for 1 month
Dehya be like - "My work here is Done. Adios Amigos"
@@hujijuni2434 yep
-Bennett broke the ship, he then screamed "BENNY'S ADVENTURE TEAM I HAVE FAILED YOU"
-Childe almost drowned when bro has a hydro vision
-Kuki SAVES HIM?
-Childe got excited and played tag (THIS MAN'S DRUNK)
-Itto bumps into the shelter and collapses
-I started crying because my ARTWORK was ruined by Itto
-Kokomi went fishing to find her own kind, but she found trash (Or one star artifacts)
-A crab bit Dottore's ass (BROTHER THAT'S THE BEST CRAB EVERR)
-Yelan wrote SOS messages on the sand.
-Bennett made a boat and floated away so nobody could be mad at him abt the ship thingy
-Yunjin tried to find a magic genie lamp
-We were stuck on the island for one day.
- La Signora broke our ship (with her powers)
- Ayaka can't swim and nearly drowned (Had a fear of drowning)
- Ayato saved Ayaka (what a gentleman)
- Noelle was so excited and decided to play tag (Didn't know she had a fun side)
- Kokomi bumped the shelter and collapsed it when playing tag (She's a bit clumsy)
- Nahida was crying because the shelter they just finished building collapsed (As a child would do)
- Ayato tried fishing but ended up catching boots and other trash but no fish (He can swim but he can't catch)
- Kazuha caught a crab because it clamped their ass and didn't let go (he's got skills)
- Venti wrote a lot of SOS messages in the sand (Sending help to Storm Terror)
- Madame Ping built a boat out of trees (She's very crafty)
- Yanfei tried to find a magic genie lamp so they can make a wish (I hope she realizes there isn't one on the island)
- Were stuck on that island for a whole year (What!?! We're possibly making a living on the island)
Kazuha broke the ship
Jean can't swim
Baizhu saved jean
Dehya is excited and wants to play tag
When playing tag paimon bumps the shelter and it collapses
Bennet cries over the broken shelter as he just finished it. ( Sounds exactly like Bennet's luck)
Sandrone tries fishing but only gets boots and other trash but no fish
Chongyun tries to catch a crab and succeeds as it clamped onto his ass and won't let go
Rosaria writes multiple SOS messages in the sand, with the coconuts and with the rocks
Ayato makes a boat out of the surrounding trees and just floats away
Mona tries to find a magic genie lamp so she can make a wish
Stuck on the island for a week.
Ayato should have just waited i hope he is ok
> Diluc broke the ship
> Paimon almost drowned (sounds familiar--)
> And it seems she also saved herself lmao
> Barbara was excited and started playing tag- lmao I can see that
> Kazuha bumped into the shelter while playing tag
> And suddenly DOTTORE is the one crying over the shelter 😭😭 I imagine like a 10 yr old clone of him could do that-
> The fishing failure is Albedo, pfft
> Heizou had the... crab issue
> Pierro is the SOS sign guy. Wow a lot of harbingers on that island, and also pretty unhinged--
> Collei made a boat! (wait so there Dottore and Collei on the same island-- oh no)
> Dehya tried to find the genie lamp lol
aaand were stuck there for a week. good luck with the two unhinged harbingers tho--
Xinyan broke the ship
Eula cannot swim and almost drowned
Heizou saved Eula
Sandrone is excited and wants to play tag (seeing as she's known as the child, this makes sense)
Lisa accidentally broke the shelter
Beidou is crying because of the shelter breaking
Arlecchino failed at fishing'
Capitano got the perverted crab
Sayu writes the SOS message
Diona abandoned us and made a boat (sounds like her, honestly)
Zhongli tries to pull some Aladdin sh*t
We're stuck there for 1. whole. YEAR.
Sandrone is the Mecha using lady
@@hujijuni2434 ik, people joke abt her being a child(e)
Barbara sung a note so high it broke the ship
Madame Ping, wanting to keep up her facade as a frail old lady, pretended to not be able to swim and almost drown
Xinyan, not knowing this and being the kind person she is, helped Madame Ping
Cyno got very excited and wanted to play tag
Yelan joined but knocked into the shelter and collapsed it
Noelle, who had stepped up to build the shelter all by herself and just finished reached a breaking point and broke down crying
Xingqiu attempted to fish but only caught old boots and other trash
Collei tried to catch crabs but they were too fast and she got pinched in the ass
Pulcinella was desperately making SOS messages in every imaginable way
Nahida used her Dendro powers to create a boat from the surrounding trees and floated away
Shenhe was determined to find a magic genie lamp so she could have a wish granted by Will Smith
This went on for a month.
Broke the ship: Tighnari
Can't swim: Sayu
Save Sayu: Gorou
Play tag: Klee
Bump into shelter: Benny (in-character)
Crying over shelter: Cyno
Tried fishing: Chongyun
Caught a crab by it clamping: Itto (makes sense)
Writes SoS: Columbina
Made a boat: Shinobu (must have wanted to get away from Itto)
Try to find a genie: Il Capitano
Stuck on island for a year
keqing broke the ship
can't swim noelle
raiden shogun saves noelle
uela plays tag
sucrose crying
beidoe try fishing but obly gets boot and trash (damm that was might be heartbreaking for her)
kokomi tried to catch a crab
razor sos
noelle makes a boat and float away (she got smarter to not swim)
kokomi try to find magic jinie lamp
stuck for 1 month
We all set sail, but we forgot about something important that we only remembered when the ship sank: Bennett was there and... His bad luck.
For our surprise, Xinyan couldn't swim and almost drowned, but lucky for her, Paimon decided to do something useful and grabbed her by the hair, not let her drowning, despite her screams that the "flying thing" was hurting her...
Noelle got so hyped with everything that decided to play tag. That made the other shy girl, Ayaka, to play too, but the ended up bumping the shelter and collapsing it. She sat down on a stone and began to cry because just finished to build it.
After fome time away, Nahida comes back to the camp with her fishing spoils: some boots and lots of junk. She brought it because it could come to use, as she said. After listening this, Kokomi felt she might be more useful than the kid, and tried to grab a crab. SUCCESS! The crab was the one who caught her, campling her ass and not letting go, despite how much she screamed.
Cyno wrote lots of SOS messages with coconuts and rock in the sand.
Chongyun was the whole time chopping trees until he was able to build a boat and float away to the unknown.
After reading lots of documents in his past, Dottore (no one knows who the hell called him to the boat) began to try to find a magic lamp with a genie to make a wish, and of course, it was to get away from that place.
It's already 1 month and most of everyone is still here... Except for those that already left.
-Childe broke the ship. (He probably did it on purpose smh)
-Chongyun can’t swim and almost drowned. (Lowkey can actually see that)
-Ayato saves Chongyun
-Noelle is excited and decides to play tag (literally the opposite of how she’d act)
-Chongyun breaks the shelter by running into it while playing tag. Chongyun is on a roll huh😂
-Paimon is crying because she just finished building the shelter. (Cap Traveller probably built it and she was there for support)
-Sayu attempts to fish but doesn’t get anything (probably fell asleep)
-A crab clamped Jean’s ass ☠️
-Diluc writes SOS messages (Kind of makes sense)
-Hu Tao makes a boat out of trees and floats away. (She probably said: “I’ll come back for you guys later when you become my clients!”
-Thoma tries to find a magic genie lamp
-We are stuck on the island for 1 month
Chonyun saw something vivid and used his claymore to slash it, it somehow hit the engine which causes the ship to break down.
Paimon almost drowned because she still hasn't learn how to swim, so Childe had to swim and save her.
Columbina, for some reason, got excited and decided to play tag with Nahida. Nahida later unintentionally bumped the shelter, causing it to collapse. Mona learnt about it and bawled her eyes out to the now collapsed shelter that she and some few others worked so hard for
Eula tried to fish hoping for some potential food, but only catching boots and trash in the end much to her shame. Dottore had successfully caught a crab due this one specifically was clamping his ass and won't let go for a very long time, someone had to go and help get it off.
Sandrone and her somehow still-working giant robot wrote a lot of SOS messages with sand, coconuts, and rocks, in hopes of at least someone flying in the sky would see the message.
Columbina, wanting to make up for suggesting a game of tag which caused Nahida to collapse the shelter, built a boat out of the surrounding trees. Although even with so much effort put into it, the boat floats away, never to be seen again.
Shenhe, hearing about a magical lamp that can grant people three wishes from a former desert dweller among the survivors, went to search for the lamp on the island but to no avail.
We were stuck for a year before help arrived, none of us wanted to experience it again.
beidou broke the ship (why-)
fischl almost dies because she cant swim 🥺
luckily (or not) xinyan saved her
raiden was so excited that she wanted to play tag
kokonut breaks the shelter when playing tag-
keqing is crying now 🥺
diona sucks at fishing
uh.... yay hu tao got a crab!! i guess....
keqing wrote a lot of sos things
paimon makes a boat and floats away (did she just make the boat and fly away?)
ningguang tries to magic
we're stuck there for a year 😭
Arlecchino broke the ship (damn fatui)
Qiqi forgot to do her streches and almost drowned
However Arlecchino laughs evilly and saves Qiqi so she can ruin my 50/50s once more (I'm sensing a villain of the story here)
Yoimiya is so excited she decides to play tag (better than blowing up the island with Klee I suppose)
Eula accidentally knocked the shelter whilst playing tag - guess she's finally letting loose :D
Venti starts crying because his shelter is ruined (the thought of it is just hilarious)
Xinyan can't fish for the life of her
Razor got a crab ass XD
Thoma made an SOS message out of coconuts and sticks. THANK YOU BEAUTIFUL.
His evil twin Childe on the other hand just sails away on his raft XD
Madame Ping tries to find a magic genie lamp and make a wish 💀
We were stuck there for a whole month! Whilst Childe just sailed away to the Abyss once more
It was week long
Paimon broke the ship (to be expected)
Diona can't swim so fatui captain saved her. Heizou decided that it's a good idea to play tag and Yae ended up collapsing Thoma's shelter
Then Dottore tried to fish and crab grabbed Tugnari's ass (I envy this crab so much)
Barbara made a lot of SOS messages, Scaramouche was building a boat and Abedo went looking for a lamp
dottore commited arson while surrounded by water
baizhu can't swim and almost drowned
kaeya froze the water for baizhu to stand on (also froze baizhu)
razor played tag
klee also played tag, but commited arson on the shelter
kuuki's shelter "collapsed"
amber failed to fish something up
shenhe succesfully got caught by a crab * lenny face *
gorou wrote an sos artfully
lisa made a boat and left the group behind
gorou tries to find a genie and wish for more materials for his sos
this goes on for a year
Niguan broke the ship
Siniora almost drowned
Madam Ping Sales siniora from drowning
Doctor was so excited that he decided to Play tag
Colai bumped in the shelter while playing Tag with DOCTER
Amber was crying becase the shelter collapsed
Bennet tried Fishing But endet up getting boots and trash
Dilug was clamped in the ass by a crab
Xaoi wrote sos massages in sand,coconut and rock
Madam ping Made a boat out of the surrounding trees child tried to find a Genie to make a wish
And we were stuck on the island for a month
-Ningguang caused mass destruction and blew up the ship
-Tighnari was like "naw fuk this im out" and almost drowned
-Amber was like "dont worry boi ill save you"
-Old man from Fatui wanted to play tag (good luck with that bro) *cough*
- Beidou was lik sure lets play tag with fatui and oops! i broke the shelter uwu
-Ayaka boutta embrace the water instead of ice cuz their shelter just got fuked
-Shenhe was like I caught a weird looking fish that smells sussy and feels leathery
-Kokomi got Ko'd by a crab L
-DIluc was the only one trying to get saved so they wrote 3 SOS messages incase someone was blind to the first 2
-Yae made a boat and said bye (proud maining noises)
- Ayaka finally lost it and tried to find a genie to get out of here
-The thing was... we were only stuck there for 1 day and Ayaka alr lost her marbles
THE real question is why none of them used teleport waypoints to get out
Nahida knew a lot about making boats. Only stuck for a day.
Yae Miko broke the ship to prove a point.
Jean almost drowned trying to save everyone, saved by eula.
Amber decides to play tag to distract the kids, yun jin accidentally bumped the shelter.
Raidens idea of eternity gets shattered a third time by the shelter being destroyed.
Kaeya doesnt realize how different it is fishing in the ocean vs cider lake.
Sucrose is used to getting crabs as an ingredient.
Yoimiya is the one sending a bunch of SOS messages after having to dry her stuff and making fireworks from literal bark.
Chongyuns the one trying to find a genie lamp.
broke the ship: keqing
cannot swim: arlecchino
saves her: keqing
decides to play: tighnari
accidentally collapsed the shelter while playing: ningguang
cried cuz the shelter collapsed: pulcinelli
fishes for boots: xiao
caught a crab: collei
writes a lot of SOSsand messages: fischl
made a boat out of trees and floated away: yae miko
tries to find a magic lamp: rosaria
stuck for a year
Added a stroy in the replies
Broke the ship - Venti
They cannot swim and almost drowned - Lisa
One to save the Previous Person - Childe
So excited they decided to play tag - Yun Jin
Accidentally break the Shelter during tag - Dehya
Crying because the shelter they built broke - Xinyan
No Fish during Fishing - Kazuha
Tryed to catch a crab but the crab is stuck to their ass - Paimon
Wrote lots of SOS Messages - Sandrone
Built a boat and floated away - Kazuha
Tried to find a genie and make a wish - Bennett
Stuck on Island - 1 Year
So a summary of what happened :
Venti got drunk while talking with Bennett and broke the ship before flying awa away. As the ship started to sink, everyone jumped and started to swim towards a nearby island. However, Lisa got hit by some rubble while trying to save Bennett and started to drown. Childe surfs on water and saves her. Everyone except Venti is stranded on a deserted island. Xinyan, Lisa and Childe start to build shelter while Yun Jin, Bennett, Dehya and Paimon play Tag. While trying to catch Bennett, Dehya bumps into the shelter and breaks it causing Xinyan to break down into tears. All this while, Kazuha tries to fish and is unsuccessful. Thus he goes alone into the Forest. Seeing this, Paimon tries to catch some crabs, but one bites her ass and remains stuck over there for the rest of her life. Sandrone uses her robots to assist her in constructing SOS signals and by the end of one week, constructs multiple. Bennett finds a treasure map about a genie and goes deep into the deserted island all alone to look for it. Also, Kazuha, fed up with his mishaps on the island secretly builds a boat and tries leave the island but loses his oars in the sea and thus drifts alone into the vast ocean. Aether however enjoys life being surrounded by friends as well as many women. One year passes and they are finally rescued. The no. of rescued people are almost double the no. of people that went missing (There are a lot of babies), Bennett is considered dead and Kazuha had washed ashore onto Seirei Island a few months ago.
Cyno breaks the ship…😨
Tartaglia Can swim and almost drowned (ban him of the fatui team)
Heizou save Tartaglia (XD then He’s GONNA kichi him to the prision)
Eula was exited and play tag
Gorou bumbed the shelter and collapse it quien playing tag
Yunjin was criyng because the shelter they just finished building collapsed (NOO MY LOVE)
Kokomi tried fishing but ended catchingn boots and other trash but no fish (she was avoiding the fish-)
Sayu caugh a crab because it clamped their Ass ando didnt let go (NOOO MY POOR SAYU)
Shogun write a lot of SOS message in the sand (😨)
Sucrose make a boat out of the trees and just float away (aww)
Hutao tried to find a magic lamp so she Can make a wish (canon)
I was stock on the island One day YAYYY
Pantaleone broke the ship.
Amber almost drowned, but was saved by Signora.
Qiqi got excited and played tag with Arleccino, but they ended up destroying the shelter that Gorou built.
Rosaria tried to catch fish, but only caught trash. Bennett got a crab by offering his unlucky ass.
Collei left a lot of SOS messages everywhere.
Yae Miko made a wooden raft to float away.
Venti, being drunk, tried to find a magic lamp to make a wish.
... We were stuck like this for an entire year. And this is how the Fatui Harbingers became playable characters. XD
I was on a ship with some of my friends to go to Inazuma, when somehow Razor broke the ship. I don't know how but it happened.
I notced that Sandrone ended up in the water. I went over to Thoma and told him that Sandrone was drowning. He runs and jumps off the ship to saved her.
We drifted on what was left on the ship to a deserted Island. Tihnari got so excited that he wanted to play tag. Yelan said she wanted to make the shelter while we go and play.
After a while of playing tag, Jean accidently bumps the shelter and it collapsed. Yelan surprisingly started to cry because of how much work she put into making that Shelter.
Jean immediately starts to apologize over and over again.
I decided it was best to go for a walk around the Island when I noticed that Tighnari was trying to fish. I sat from a far and watched. All he got was boots and some trash from the sea. He was really disappointed by this and went to do something else.
I got up from my spot and decided to head back when I hear a scream. I went over to where the scream was, and it was Kaeya trying very hard to get the crab off his butt. I went over to Diluc to ask what happened.
Diluc chuckled a little to himself and explained that Kaeya was trying to catch a crab, but the crab got him instead. I couldn't hold my laughter and started to laugh. "Quit your laughing and help me! it hurts very much!" Kaeya said, staring unhappily at us.
Diluc rolled his eyes and went over to Kaeya to help. After my laugh, I walked off to go do something else when I see Tighnari again. I walked over to him and asked what he was doing. He said that he was writing a SOS message with the coconuts and rocks on the sand.
Don't know how that would work, but if Tighnari thinks that this would help than I'm not going to interrupt him. I hurried back to see if the shelter was fixed up. Apparently, it was. I went into the shelter to seen that we were having the crab that Kaeya "Caught" and coconuts for dinner.
After I was done with my meal, I noticed that Xiao was sneaking off. I went and followed him. Wandering why he was leaving during the night. He wasn't so happy about this because he went over and pin me to the nearness tree thinking I was some bad person trying to interfere with whatever he was doing. He noticed that it was me and sigh. He let go and asked I was following him. he glared while asking. I explained that I was curious on why he left the shelter during the night. "Tsk, It is none of your business." He started to walk off when I grabbed his arm. "I will not stop following you until you say where you're going."
I stared at him determinedly. He grumbled a little and yank his arm away from me. "I'm going to look for a magic lamp." I tilted my head confused. "why?" "To wish us out of here. Now that you know, Go back to the shelter." He teleported away. I chuckled to myself thinking how sweet of him to look for a object that I didn't think that would be on a deserted island.
Until a week later he came over to all of us with a magic lamp in his hand. I of coursed was surprised to see that he did find one. So did some of the others. Xiao rubs the lamp, and a genie came out. The genie yawned and looked down at Xiao. "What is your wish?" the genie asked. Xiao wished for all of us to be home. The genie granted his wish, and we were all back where our places called home.
When Jean accidentally broke the wheel of the ship by steering to hard, we ran into a rock, causing the boat to sink, and because Ayato couldn't swim, he almost drowned. Luckily, Kazuha saved him. We salvaged what we could out of the boat and built a raft. We soon saw land so we went towards it. Once we arrived, Diona was excited to finally be on land that she wanted to play tag with someone. Later on, we started building a shelter. But Xiao accidentally broke it while carrying more wood that was stacked so high, he couldn't see. Ayaka cried because she helped a lot and now it was ruined. Heizou started to get hungry, so he tried fishing. He had no luck; just boots and trash. Gorou tried to catch a crab instead, but while he was chasing one, a different one grabbed onto his tail, he tried to make it seem like it didn't hurt. Xiao finally got tired of being on the island so he tried to write an SOS signal in the sand with rocks and coconuts. Hu tao said to Xiao that his strategy wouldn't work, so she started to construct a raft to float away. Chongyun was feeling optimistic, so he decided to look for a genie lamp, so he could wish us all off the island. We we stuck on the island for a year, we survived, and we learned how to use our surroundings to help us survive. We used the stuff on the island to build a raft and paddles so we could find our way home.
The one that broke the ship: Mona
They cannot swim and almost drowned: Kazuha ( my goodness, this is just too perfect-)
The one who saved the previous person: Capitano(?) ( idk if that's his name-)
So excited that they decided to play tag: Itto
Accidentally bumped the shelter and collapsed it when they were * also * playing tag: Kuki
The one crying bc the shelter they just finished building, collapsed: Razor
They try to fish but ended up getting boots & trash, but no fish: Ayaka
Tried to catch a crab, and got one, only bc this one crab got their butt and won't let go: Amber
Wrote alot of SOS messages;one in the sand, one with coconut, and one with rocks: Fatui Harbinger that looks like Baizhu
Made a boat out of the surrounding trees, only to have it float away: Columbina( fatui harbinger)
Tried to find a genie lamp so they can make a wish: 1st fatui harbinger
How long I'm stuck on the deserted island: 1 year
Looks like this might just be entertaining.
Mother Nature giving Ayaka some boots so that she does not wet her Socks the next time.
1. Broke the ship - Mona (she's probably the one who managed to scrounge together enough Mora to buy an F-tier ship)
2. Cannot swim and almost drowned - Sayu (tbh I think her height made her almost drown)
3. Saved the previous person - Xinyan (yeah, with the power of rock music and CPR?)
4. So excited they instigated a tag game - Kaeya
5. Accidentally destroyed the shelter during tag - Yelan
6. Cried because they built the shelter - Kazuha
7. Unsuccessfully embarks on a fishing endeavour - Ayato
8. Tries to catch a crab and ends up getting one up their @ss - Eula (guess the crabs were in the mood for vengeance?)
9. Writes SOS messages - Bennett (that's so canon)
10. Made a boat out of the surrounding trees and abandoned the group - Xinyan (yeah, she had that Broadway gig)
11. Tries to find the magic genie lamp - Jean (...okay...)
12. Length of time spent on the island - 1 WEEK (that's good, I can't live without WiFi)
Me and my Genshin gang sailed our ship around Teyvat for a vacation. Columbina while sleeping accidently caused a tsunami destroying our ship while we were still sailing. We got to to a deserted Island quickly but Ayato had to save Yelan because Yelan doesn't know how to swim and she was drowning. We together then built a shelter at the deserted island to camp out for the time being. Beidou was excited because we were stranded and decided to play tag. In the midst of the game Thoma accidentally collapsed our entire shelter making Klee cry. Itto thinking he could fish only caught boots and trash instead. Columbina feeling guilty went out a catch a crab, but later went back screaming that the crab got stuck in her ass and won't let go so we took it out and at least got food out of it. Ayato tries to write SOS messages on the sand, with coconut and rock. Childe made a small boat out of trees only to fit himself in and sailed away leaving us here. Diona believing there is a genie lamp here searched around for it for a wish to get us out of here. Unfortunately, all of the attempts failed and we were stuck on the island for a whole year
Diluc broke the ship, then puccinella fell off the boat but childe saved him. On the island Kaeya wanted to play tag but Yae got too excited and broke the shelter. Baizhu is crying now. nahida caught boots while fishing while yun jin got her ass clamped by a crab. Shenhe wrote the sos message. Rosaria is just getting the f out on a bunch of trees. Amber is looking for a magic lamp, its fine cause she got a full year to look for it.
broke the ship: dehya
almost drowned: heizou
saved heizou: al-haitham
plays tag: collei
accidentally bumps the shelter: ayaka
crying because their shelter collapsed: capitano (LMAO)
fishes some junk: cyno
gets their ass clamped by a crab: yelan (oh)
writes SOS messages: rosaria
makes a boat and floats away: pulcinella
tries to find a genie lamp: razor
we were stuck there for: a week
-Pierro broke the ship. (Man's gotta be scheming something.)
-Razor couldn't swim and almost drown. (Poor wolf boy.) But Beidou saves him. (It should've been me, not him!)
-Mona got excited and decides to play tag. (No one is winning this lol.)
-Yanfei accidentally destroys the shelter while playing tag and now Venti's crying drunk because he'd just built it.
-Paimon tried fishing but only caught herself every time. (GaNbAre PaImOn!)
-Miko caught a crab because the crab was cultured and wouldn't let go of her booty. (Salute.)
-Ayato writes a lot of beautifully written SOS messages.
-Lisa floats off with her log.
-Tighnari tries to find a magic lamp.
-We were stuck for only a week fortunately.
Baizhu broke the ship, Sara couldn't swim and almost drowned, klee somehow saved her, baizhu got excited and decided to play tag (😭), nahida accidentally collapsed the shelter while playing tag with baizhu, pulcinella cried because the shelter they just finished collapsed (true reason why the fatui are in sumeru HAHA), that one granny adeptus tried to fish and was unsuccesful, ayato tried to fish crabs and succeded somewhat, Barbara wrote a lot of SOS messages, tighnari made a boat out of the surrounding trees and floated away ("typically I wouldn't but sacrifices must be made" -tighnari), hu tao tried to find a genie to make a wish, and we're all stuck here for a year. Except tighnari, who floated away
First time being so early for your videos :p Here we go
Noelle broke the ship
Baizhu can't swim and almost drowned
Eula saved Baizhu
Ayaka's excited and decides to play tag
Signora accidently bumps the shelter when playing tag and it collapsed
Ayato cries because they shelter they just finished collapsed (Ayaka please go console your big bro and deal with Signora)
Alhaitham tries to fish but ends up getting boots and some other trash but no fish
Gorou tries to catch a crab and got one who clamped their ass and won't get to
Heizou writes alot of SOS-massage the one in the sand, the one with the coconut and the one with the rock
Shinobi made a boat out of the surrounding trees and just float away
Xingqiu tries to find magic genie lamp so they can make a wish
We've been stuck on this deserted island for 1 month.
> broke the ship - keqing
> almost drowned - kuki
> saved kuki - cyno
> plays tag - albedo
> collapsed the shelter - kokomi
> cries cuz of kokomi - sucrose
> fishes - tighnari
> caught a crab..well more like got caught by a crab - mona
> writes SOS - arlecchino
> makes a boat - zhongli
> tries to find a genie lamp - benny
> stuck on island for - 1 month
*Fischl breaks the ship*
"For I, Fischl, will lead us to safety!"
*Breaks the ship*
columbina broke the ship,
pierro couldn't swim and almost drowned,
columbina saved pierro,
heizou was so excited and decided to play tag,
paimon accidentally bumped the shelter and collapsed it when playing tag,
columbina cried because the shelter she just built collapsed,
yunjin tried fishing but ended up getting boots and trash with no fish,
ayato tried catching a crab and got one because the crab clammed them and won't let go,
cyno wrote a lot of sos messages in the sand with a coconut and rock,
i made a boat out of the trees around me and sailed away (how rude of me but i'm proud. i promise to come back for the others. :'›♥️),
dottore tried to find a magic genie lamp so they can make a wish,
and 1 week stuck in the deserted island.
Columbia having a bad day bruh
@@hujijuni2434 i know, poor columbina... :'‹
broke the ship: Xinqiu
cannot swim and almost drowned: Albedo
saved Albedo: Sara
decided to play tag: Mona
accidently destroyed the shelter while playing tag: Ayato
cried b/c they just finished building: Beidou
fails at fishing: Heizou
tries to catch a crab: Shinobu
writes a bunch of SOS signs: Kazuha
makes a boat and floats away: Childe
tries to find genie lamp: Albedo
how long were u stuck for?: 1 year
Kuki-breaks the ship
Also KUKI-ALMOST DROWNS HERSELF
Than kokomi float away but we only stayed o stuck on the island for 1 FUCKING DAY!!!!!
The one who broke the ship: F***ING La Signora
The one who cannot swim: That faceless Fatui dude(Not saving him)
The rescuer: Xingqui(WTF are u doing?!)
The one who wanted to play tag: Kuki Shinobu(she quickly changed her mind)
The one who bumped the shelter: Cyno
(I'll tell a joke to make it up. What do you- *gets choked* )
The one who cried: Klee
(I was about to explode it until Uncle Cyno broke it!!!)
The trash fisherman: Cyno
(Once a fish- *gets choked again* )
The unlucky person with the crab clinging on their ass: Granny Ping(she died that day)
The SOS writer: Tartaglia
The one who built a raft for himself: The Fatuian Kristoph Gavin
The one trying to find a magic lamp: Yoimiya(I wish for a gigantic firecracker!)
How long I've stranded: 1 day(since the magic lamp was real and we got our firecracker. In the end, the Fatuian Kristoph Gavin brought us up. But did he...?)
Diana broke the ship and Jean can't swim and for some reason the fatui mask/ night helmet guy decided to save her
diluc uncharacteristically decided to play tag with Kokomo who broke the shelter that that fatui girl made
Meanwhile ayato tried to fish to no avail, meanwhile crabs hate nahida
Childe becomes helpful and decided to write some SOS messages in the sand after that the mysterious fatui who for some reason had saved Jean life drifted away in a small boat
Kokomo tried to find a magic genie lamp
We were only there for about one week somhow
Bro how ironic, madame ping tries to search for a magic lamp… 😭
Deserted on an Island with the Fatui and the Aratki Gang
- Itto broke the ship (obviously)
- Kazuha cannot swim and almost drowned (shocker)
- I saved Kazuha
- Capitano was so excited so he played tag with himself and bumped the shelter (💀💀💀)
- Shinobu cried because of the ruined shelter (she's done with our bs)
- Pierro tried fishing but ended up with trash (damn.)
- Ayato caught a crab cos it was clamped on his ass (RIP)
- Pantalone wrote an SOS message on the sand, etc.
- Xiao made a boat and floated away
-Klee got a magic genie lamp
-We were stuck for 1 day
-Amber exploded the ship and the ship broke (with her bunny-)
-bennett almost drowned because he cant swim
-Razor saved bennett
-Childe was to super exited he wanted to play tag
-Collei bumps and broke the shelter (i hope she is ok😶)
- Diluc cies beacuse the shelter break by collei and started to chase her (i hope she is ok)
-Mona tried fishing but ened up getting boots and thrash no fish
-Razor tries to catch a crab. he did catch it . . . but the crab clamps onto his ass not letting go. (poor Razor 😟)
-Gorou writes a lot of SOS messages with sand , coconuts , and rocks
-Diluc made a boat out of surroundings and just f l o a t e d away (COME BACK DONT LEAVE US HERE)
-Ei tries to find a genie lamp so she can make a wish (how-)
(we did not get saved for months)
-Bennet broke the ship.(That sounds right.)
-Ganyu cannot swim and almost drowned.
-Madame Ping saved Ganyu from drowning.
-Signora was so excited that she wanted to play tag. (Bro, am I playing with air? She's dead.)
-Xiao accidentally bumped into the shelter, making it collapse while playing tag.
-Eula cried because she worked so hard on the shelter.
-I tried fishing but got garbage instead of fish.
-Arlleccio caught a crab because it was clamped onto her a$$.
-Heizou tried to find a genie lamp and make a wish.
-We were stuck for 1 day.
• Ayaka broke the ship
• Xiao couldn’t swim and almost drowned
• Cyno saved Xiao
• Shenhe was excited and decided to play tag
• Kazuha accidentally bumped into the shelter and made it collapse when they were playing tag
• Dehya cried because the shelter that she just finished building collapsed
• Ganyu tried to fish but ended up getting boots and some trash with no fish
• Amber tried to catch a crab and got one but the crab clamped onto their ass and won’t let go
• Barbara was writing a lot of SOS messages using sand, coconuts, and rocks
• Columbina made a boat out of the surrounding trees and just floated away
• Heizou tried to find a magic genie lamp so he could make a wish
• How long we’re stuck on the deserted island - 1 week
Scara broke the ship
And then paddling around drowning like a maniac was Barbara
And was saved by xinqu
And Barbara played tag
And a running gorou knocked the tent down
And then chongyun asteroid bawling his eyes out because he thought he would die because of the destroyed tent
And then a sad Yun jin reeled her net in and found trash
And then a running frantic Bennett came with a crab on him
And with a stick and a sos message tignari came putting SOS all over the place
And then a floating xinqu waved evilly as he made a boat with the trees
Then Barbara ran around saying " I CAN FIND A GENIE"
We were stuck for a week
- For some reason, Arlecchino broke the ship,
- Xinyan couldn't swim and almost drowned,
- Yun Jin saved Xinyan (AWW!!)
- Yoimiya was excited and played tag,
- Chongyun bumped into the shelter and collapsed it,
- Mona was crying when she just finished the build for the shelter,
- Paimon tried to fish but got nothing but boots and trash (LMAO)
- Hu Tao got a crab because it grabbed her.. cheeks (LMAOOAOAO)
- Xinyan wrote a lot of SOS messages in the sand (I..somehow see this..?)
- Tighnari made a boat with just trees and swam away (I CAN TOTALLY SEE THIS)
- Kuki tried to find a magic genie lamp and wish
- AND WE WERE STUCK THERE FOR 1 YEAR?
HELP WHAT
Paimon broke the ship….. yep..
Kaeya couldn’t swim and almost drowned. This why he ice bridges?
Qiqi saved him. Guess she clued in to ice bridging.
Jean got excited and played tag…
Childe bumped the shelter and collapsed during tag.
Heizou cried cause it was his shelter.
Qiqi failed at fishing and caught boots and trash.
Shinobu got her ass clamped by a crab.
Shinobu also wrote sos messages in the sand.
Gorou made a boat and floated away.
Keqing tried to find a genie lamp to make a wish.
Only been stuck for a day…. Wow all this happened in a day…
Klee broke the ship
Alhaitham drowned
Zhongli saved him
Shenhe wanted to play
Lisa broke it
Shenhe was crying for the shelter lisa broke
Sara fished some boots and no fish
Kokomi got the crab
Xingqiu wrote the sos messages, it took him a lot tho.
Jean made a boat
Raiden tried to find a genie lamp.
Stuck for a week.
Broke the ship - Cyno (I bet he’d make a joke out of that)
Cannot swim and almost drown - Alhaitham
Saves Alhaitham - me (Oriax)
Decides to play tag - Yae Miko
Bumped and collapsed the shelter while playing tag - Raiden/Ei
Crying because they spent hours on building the shelter - Scaramouche “why do you always have to ruin my life!?”
Goes fishing and only gets trash - Itto (Poor Itto)
Tries to catch a crab, but it ends up clamped to their ass - Yelan (RIP)
Makes a lot of SOS messages - Childe
Makes a boat and leaves - Thoma (dammnnn)
Tries to find a magic genie lamp to make a wish - Albedo (probably so he could experiment on it as well)
We we’re stuck for 1 year
I feel like this is a group that would not survive. Especially since Thoma just went and left.
Heizou broke the ship
Xingqiu almost drowned
Eula saved
Nahida is excited and decided to play tag
Fischl broke the shelter
Itto cries over his broken shelter
Jean tries fishing but catches only trash
Dottore tried to catch the crab
Beidou wrote alot of sos messages
Yea miko made a boat and sailed away
Gorou tries to find the genius lamp
-Paimon broke the ship
-Zhongli almost drowns
-Childe saves Zhongli 🥺
-i decided to play tag
-bennett collapsed the shelter (valid)
-Xiao started crying NOOO MY BABY DONT CRY 😭😭😭❤️❤️
-Hu tao failed fishing (why can i see that)
-Crab got stuck to madame ping LMAOOO
-Eula writes SOS
-Beidou made herself a tree ship
-Ayaka tries to find magic genie lamp
--Stuck on the island for one week
The one who broke the ship : Bennett (Its fine I forgive himl)
Drowns : Itto
Saves Itto from drowning : Eula
Played tag : Deottore (He had no better work to do 💀)
Collapsed the house while playing tag : Deottore (He really doesn't seem to like the shelter)
Cries because the shelter they built collapsed : Kaeya (Honestly feel sorry for this guy and his time)
Got boots and trash instead of fish while fishing : Mona (She was probably fishing for mora along w/ grandpa Zhongli)
Got their ass clamped by crab : La Signora 💀💀
Wrote SOS w/ rocks and coconut on sand : Collei (Probably freaking out)
Made a boat and floated away : II Capitano
Tried finding Dori's genie lamp : Yanfei
AND ALL OF US ARE STUCK OVER THERE FOR A YEAR-
weird, i got all 4 of the gold apple archipelago people: xinyan, mona, kazu, fish
Zhongli saving xiao bc he cant swim is canon 😂😂
Paimon broke the ship
Dottore, as it turns out, can't swim and almost drowned as a result
Kazuha decided to save Dottore (for...some reason)
Columbia got excited and decided to play tag
While playing tag with Columbian, Kazuha bumped into the shelter and destroyed it (is he a harbinger now???)
Alhaitham, who just finished building the shelter, started crying when it collapsed (guessing he wanted to show up Kaveh)
Pierro tried fishing but only got some old boots and some trash
Kazuha tried to catch crabs and managed to catch one, but only because it clamped onto his ass
Nahida has been writing a lot of SOS messages in the sand with various tools
Yunjin decided she was done with the rest of us, made a boat out if trees and just floated away
Heizou decides to search for a magic genie lamp and make a wish
We end up stuck on that island for a whole year
Beidou broke the ship
Paimon couldn’t swim and almost drowned(Since she float all the time and never learn how to swim)
Chongyun saved Paimon
Cyno was so exited and he decide to play tag
Heizo accidentally bump the shelter and collapsed it when he was playing tag
Yujin cried because the shelter was collapsed by Heizo
Heizo tries to fish and only got boots and other trashes without any fish
Kuki tried to catch a crab and only got one because that crab one clamped her butt and won’t let go
Heizo wrote an SOS massage in the sand,Columbina with the coconuts,Childe with the rocks
Ai Haitham made a boat with the surrounding trees and float away
Yujin tried to find a magic genie lamp and make a wish and we were only stuck there for only 1 day.
-Shinobu broke the ship, I don't know pls
-Cyno almost drowned, fair enough, he's from sandy land anyway.
-Hu tao saved(?) Cyno (gawd damn hu tao you almost get a customer)
-Gorou decided to play tag :)
-Childe accidentally bump and collapsed the shelter. (HA.)
-Raiden cried over a collapsed shelter then strikes Childe /j
-Zhongli gets no fish, sad.
-The crab clamped Scara's ass (HELP ADHSAUDHSUAIDNIA)
-Bennett write SOS with the sand, the coconut and the rock (the rock :vines_boom:)
-Klee makes a boat from surrounding trees then floats away (aw man she won't come home now, yes she got on the boat..)
-Albedo tries to find genie lamp to make a wish (what could he wish for)
[We stuck on the island for 1 year, help, Childe and Scara hasn't recovered, Zhongli has severe depression and Klee is still nowhere to find.]
Why Is It Not A Surprise Bennett Is The One Who Got The Crab Ass
We're on a ship and I break it.
Paimon can't swim and almost drowned???
Keqin fortunately saves Paimon...
Gorou and Heizou get very exited and start playing tag.
Heizou BUMPS THE SHELTER while playing tag.
Gorou starts crying because his shelter collapses… Although he started playing tag. 😐
I try fishing and get a bunch of trash.
Sayu catches a crab that clamps onto her.
Arlecchino writes A LOT of SOS messages.
Columbina Makes a boat out of the surrounding trees and floats away...
Yanfei tries to find a genie lamp.
We're all stuck FOR A MONTH thanks to Columbina...
The one that broke the ship: Xiao
They cannot swim and almost drown: Yelan
The one who saved the previous person: Yelan (what 😂)
So excited and they decided to play tag: Ayato
Accidently bumped the shelter and it collapsed while playing tag: Heizou
The one crying because the shelter they just finished collapsed: Cyno
they try to fish but end up getting a boot and trash instead of fish: Al Haitham
try to catch a crab and got one because it clamped their behind and wont let go: Scaramouche (i told him not to mess with it)
Writes a lot of SOS messages in the sand with coconuts and rocks: Kaeya
Made a boat out of the surrounding trees and floated away: Kujo Sara
Try to find a magic genie lamp to make a wish: Childe
How long we're stuck on the deserted island: 1 week
One day, everyone was stuck on a deserted island during a trip to Inazuma for the Iradori Festival...
"Nice job, Doctor. Looks like we'll have to thank your experiments that our ship is now destroyed." Arlee said in a sarcastic yet frustrated tone.
"M'lady, I mean no harm. It just happened that I made a critical error." Dottore replied.
"AHHHH!! SOMEONE HELP ME!!" Mona screamed as she struggled to swim.
"As a true gentleman, I shall come to your aid, my fellow Hydro Vision wielder." Xingqiu declared as he helped the astrologist out of the water.
"Okay! How about we play a game of tag to ease up the nerves, shall we?" Kokomi invited.
While playing tag, Eula was "it" and was trying to catch Kokomi but she accidentally bumped into the shelter, causing it to collapse.
"MARK MY WORDS, VENGEANCE WILL BE MINE!" she yelled.
"VENGEANCE WILL NOT BE YOURS SINCE YOU JUST DESTROYED THE SHELTER I WORKED SO HARD TO BUILD!" Arlecchino cried.
"Ugh, still no luck at the fish." Beidou disappointingly declared as she tried fishing but ended up getting boots and other junk.
"I got a crab! But it's stuck on my dress!" Yun Jin shouted as Arlee took the crab off of her with a sigh.
Arlee glanced at Kokomi who was writing messages on the sand with some sticks and coconuts.
Barbara, on the other hand, tried to make a boat with the trees which sadly floated away.
"It's okay, Barbara. At least you tried your best." Arlee said as she patted the Deaconess' shoulder.
Moments later, Sayu came back to the group with a disappointed look.
"I wanted to find a magic lamp so that I can wish us all out of here..." she said.
A day later, a boat arrived just in time to finally get them out of the island and towards Inazuma.
Ganyu broke the ship dawg. And cyno almost drowned because he can’t swim,la signora saved him 🤔 itto and chongyun played tag,itto broke the shelter Mona crying because she spent time on that shelter,Sara went fishing but got nun,cyno has a crab clamped on to his juicy ass shenye tried to write sos cyno got that tree float tho hezious looking for a genie.we where stuck for a month
Raiden broke the ship
I cant swim
albedo saved me
keqing is excited and wants to play tag
zhongli bumps and broke the shelter
heizou crying
Paimon tried to fish but only got a boot and some trash
fischl tried to get crab
noelle writes SOS messages
Tighnari just made a boat and floated away
EI/raiden tries to find a magic lamp
stuck for 1 week
Amber broke the ship with the Baron Bunny
Tortilla can't swim (Ha! Take that Child!)
Mona saved Child (Hydro frens ig)
Paimon decided to play Tag (bro it will be unfair bc she can fly)
Gorou played Tag with her but bumped his head
Signora is sobbing
Xinqiu tried to be fishing but got boots
Gorou got a crab on his butt (LMAOOO)
Hu Tao starts making SOS
She also left us with a boat
Signora is trying to find a magic lamp (bro she actually believes in those?)
We're there for like 1 month
Ayato feel asleep while Driving the Ship and got it Broken
Eula didn't know how to swim and almost drowned then Arlecchino saved her
Yelan Got Excited for some reason and wanted to play tag
Ayato Accidentally Broke the Shelter and made it Collapse
Jean Cries because Ayato Broke her Shelter Building (RIP Ayato)
Childe Tried to Catch some Fish but ended up catching Trash (Poor Childe)
Eula Catched a Crab but ended up being Pinched by it
I Used Signora's Ashes to Write SOS on the Sand
Thoma Made a Raft and Secretly Rows away
Heizou then Tries to Find a Genie to make a wish about us being saved
And we ended up being stranded for a year
We’re staying in the island for 1 week.
tighnari broke the ship
yun jin almost drowned
zhongli saved yun jin
fischl got exited and decided to play tag
itto made the shelter collapse when playing tag
jean cries about the broken shelter
heizou tried fishing but just got boots and some trash instead (LMAO-)
kuki tried catching a crab and got one but also got one clamped to her ass- (damn that must hurt)
xinyan wrote all the SOS messages in the sand
scaramouche build a raft out of trees and just floated away- (byebye balladeer)
heizou tried to find a magic genie lamp to make a wish (man, if dori was here everything would be a lot easier-)
we were stuck there for a month
Broke ship: idk name 😔
Cant swim/almost drowned: hu tao
Savaed hu tao: xinyan
Excited so played tag: heizou
Bumped shelter: goruo
Cries cus the shelter: cyno
Fishing: xiao
Crab got ass: heizou
Writes sos mssgs: thomas
Made a boat but it went away: chongyun
Tries to find a genie lamp: xiao
How long: 1 day (lol💀)
Dehya broke the ship becuase she thought it was a training test. Paimon almost drowned AGAIN.Shinobu saved Paimon becuase no one else would. Cyno was so excited he decided to play tag. Yelan is still in work mode so she bumped into the shelter and broke it. Bennet cries because his shelter was just broken.😢 Keqing sucks at fishing 😂 A crab tries to kill Beidou. Of course she won. Bennet, Keqing and Ganyu try to call for help with SOS in the sand. Dottore is done with us and makes a raft and goes away to Archons know where. Shinobu tries to find a magical lamp to make a wish. Luckily it was only one day💀
Ayato sank the ship (not sure what he's plotting but. Suspicious)
Yanfei can't swim
Zhongli saves her (as is fitting)
Qiqi was excited and played tag (aww)
Albedo broke the shelter playing tag (learnt too much from Klee, lmao
Noelle cried bc the shelter she just built broke
Yae tries to fish, gets boots n garbage (heh)
Capitano gets a crab! Because it clamped onto his ass and won't let go (I laughed too hard here bc. Capitano of all people w a crab stuck to his ass. The image.)
Bennett wrote the SOS messages (poor guy has probably done this before...)
Dainsleif builds a boat and just floats away (this feels. Very in character. COME BACK HERE U HAVE ALL THE LORE)
Shinobu searches for a genie lamp (???)
We're stuck there for a month... oh dear
Funny rolls I got ( I might do the same stuff again)
Itto was playing tag with heizou,then our fav detective just broke his own shelter he made and starts crying....wow
Ganyu could catch a crab that pinched her behind... u hope to didn't crush it to death by accident like how she choked a monster to death with her waist..
And out of context,Hu tao wanted to call for help..
...hey I might just make a story out of these funny results while adding more pepole??? (Ima do it soon)
We are on a deserted island.
Hu tao broke the ship 💀
Kaeya can't swim and almost drowned-
Collei somehow saved Kaeya?-
Arleccino was so excited so he played tag?-
Capitano broke the shelter while playing tag 💀
Itto was crying bc he just finished the shelter then it broke 💀
Alhaitham was fishing but he got a pair of boots instead 💀
Paimon somehow got a crab???
Dotorre wrote an SOS message
Benett made a boat and abandoned us 💀
Ayato tried to find a genie lamp-
We were stuck there for one month.
The end.
amber broke the ship
xinyan cannot swim and almost drowned
cyno save xinyan
beidou was exited and decided to play tag ?
THOMA BUMPED AND BROKE THE FRICKING SHELTER ???
keqing started cying cuz thoma broke the shelter
baizhu was trying to fish no fish only boots and trash
collei tried to catch a crab but he bited her ass XD
cyno wrote all SOS's possible
nahida made a boat with the trees surrounding and went away...
sara tried to find a magic genie lamp to make a lamp
we've been stuck for a whole year...
Bro how did I not get even a single female character?!?! To real… 😢
Itto broke the ship (no surprise).
Sayu almost drowned, but Yun Jin saved her.
I’m so excited that I want to play tag (can I put my Genshin OC Cynthia?).
Paimon accidentally broke a shelter while playing tag (looks like someone is on the menu).
Albedo cried over his shelter (can’t he draw another one?).
Ayato tries to fish, but ends up getting boots and trash.
Shenhe tried to go crab catching, but (a cultured) one grabbed her rear end.
Nahida wrote SOS messages.
Sandrone made a ship with trees and floated away.
Baizhu tried to find a genie’s lamp to make a wish (that’d probably cost too much mora and a kidney).
We were stuck for a week (probably thanks to the genie lamp).
Pain on couldn't swim and drowned 😢
wait so you're telling me kokomi can't swim and almost drowned
mona broke the ship
la signora couldn't swim and almost drowned
barbara saved la signora
amber was so excited and she decided to play tag
heizou bumped into the shelter when he was playing tag
beidou cried since the shelter she built broke
xinqui got trash while fishing
sayu couldnt catch crab
diluc wrote sos
sucrose built a boat and floated away
dainsleif tried to find genie lamp
stuck for a year
Ayato is hydro yet he can't swim bruh
Kuki broke ship
Amber almost drowned
Scara probably has a midlife crisis bc he would never save anyone but still did
Barbara plays tag
Childe breaks the shelter. Typical
Lmao diluc crying
Ayato fished unsuccessfully
Crab grabbed yelan. Good taste
Pantalone writing in the sand
Paimon made the boat to float away but she didnt really need a boat for that
She didn't have her teapot so Ping was looking for the magic lamp instead
Eula destroy ships
Hu tao cannot swim and almost drown
Nahida saves hu tao
Scaramouche excited and want to play tag
Kuki shinobu break the shelter while playing tag with scaramouche
Yanfei cries because of her newlybuilr shelter broken
Diluc tries to fish but instead of fish he gets boots
Cyno tries to catch crab but ultimately caught one with his ass clamped by one
Sucrose writes lots of SOS with sand, coconut and rocks
Ningguang made a boat using surrounding tree and sail away alone
Yelan goes to find a magic lamp to wish they got off the island
We're stuck in this island for 1 day (thankfully yelan got her wish)
I HAVE TO STAY THERE 1 MONTH
Capitano sank the ship (did he go down with it too?)
I couldn't swim and nearly drowned (I resent that cause I'm an excellent swimmer 😤)
Mona saved me (I mean she can merge with water so makes sense🌊💫✨)
Signora started playing tag (wut?)
Paimon collapsed the shelter from bumping into it during tag. (CUZ SHE ALWAYS DOES THIS KINDA STUFF!)
Cyno worked hard on that shelter and started crying after it collapsed (PAIMON I'M GOING TO EAT YOU!)
Damselette tried fishing but only caught trash (She was probably singing. Gotta stay quiet to catch fishies)
Pierro got a crab clamped on his butt (The hell? What is this the Harbinger cruise?!😂)
Xingqiu wrote all the SOS messages in the sand...
No wonder we haven't been saved his penmanship sucks😐(Iradori festival)
Since fishing failed Damselette made a raft and floated away. (I swear these answers are rigged)
Yun Jin tried searching for a magic genie lamp to make a wish (we're definitely screwed then cause my luck sucks with when wishing😏)
The longest week ever.
Paimon broke the ship (LMAO GOOD START ALREADY)
Mona cant swim so she almost drowned
Hu tao saved Mona
Kaeya was excited, a little bit too excited that he wanted to play tag
Due to Yun jin and Kaeya's game of tag Yun jin accidentally bumped the shelter.
Diona cried bc the shelter they built collapsed
Xiao tried fishing but got no signs of edible stuff. Just trash and boots
Yun jin tried catching a crab but a crab clamped onto her ass (karma for collapsing the shelter and making Diona cry)
Yae Miko wrote a lotta SOS messages (like a lot a lot)
Itto builds a boat out of trees and floats away ( coz he so goddam EVIL)
And i uhh tried looking for a genie lamp to make a wish fyi i never found one
We were all stuck on that stinking island for a month. Some made it out alive and some didn't😞
-Pierro broke the ship.
-Alhitham realised he lacks the knowledge to swim and almost drowns.
-Qiqi lifted the e-boi back to shore, saving him.
-Yelan was so excited she wanted to play tag...the mature thing to do.
-Scaramouche too was playing, although like the child he is he tripped and broke the shelter.
-Tighnari (dendro dog boy) had a sad moment. His hard work was wasted; like the wasted group of fools who decided to play tag.
-The Doctor Dottore tried to fish, only to find waste.
-Tighnari couldn't catch a break. A crab clamped him in the asscheck, some say he caught the crab the cultured way, others say what an embarassmen.
-Columbia wirtes multiple SOS signals in hopes some air velichle can spot the difference between dirt and dirt with rocks.
-The Captian decided he has more important things to do. So he upped und grabbed some materials, made a raft, and fucked off.
-Childe not the (child from before) looks for a genie lamp to send him and his party home.
-All of this, took place in a day, yet we were stranded for a month.
-We all managed to live through that experience, so hey! Alls swell ends well.
"So he upped und grabbed some materials, made a raft, and fucked off." XD