Відео

I run away and Dehya blushes.

My childhood friend was Hagakure. My best friend is Izuku. My boyfriend is Denki. My brother is Koda. My enemy is Dabi. I am Endeavor’s favourite student.

zhongli panicked that he fainted (grandpa behavior) Yelan started screaming thoma got annoyed and knocked yelan out diluc tried to climb through the ceiling but got stuck (I feel like he would actually do that) childe tried opening the door with his bare hands (bro thinks he's the shit) xiao calmly presses the alarm button (inaccurate 😭) sandrone started sharing her m&m's with everyone (no thank you) pierro farted inside the elevator, raiden was the one being blamed noelle started dancing in front of the security camera madame ping was taking selfies and posting it on social media AND was excited cz she never experienced this 🤣 signora broke the elevator bro why am I stuck with harbingers ffs

kokomi and chongyun kidnapped me, took me to the knights of favonius hq (okay, weird) 😭 Sucrose realized that I have been kidnapped, I've been missing for a year, keqing knows who kidnapped me (accurate), paimon starts acting like a detective (also accurate), the main suspect is capitano (oh?), kaveh saves me (omggg!!!)

My story:Capitano💀 and paimon(whyyy) kidnapped me😭, they took me to an abandoned castle, but Childe realises I'm missing for 3 weeks and Kazuha knows who kidnapped me, and Beidou acts like a detective. Faruzan is the main suspect and Gorou saved me (I thought he wasn't brave enough to) At the end I cooked and eated my dear emergency food paimon (she tasted like beef) and Capitano tells me he kidnapped me bcz Dottore needed new people for his experiments 💀(thanks for saving me Gorou) The End

Jean and gorou kidnapped me and sent me to my house, baizhu realized that I was kidnapped for 3 weeks. ningguang knew gorou and jean kidnapped me meanwhile faruzan acted like the detective. Xinyan was the suspect and capitano came and rescued me.

Kidnap me: Kaeya Help the kidnapper: Lisa Take me to: Prison First person to realize: Rosaria How long: 1 year Knows who kidnap me: Klee Detective: Kazuha Main suspect: Klee Save me: Signora The poor Klee just wanna help me but became the main suspect 😭😭😭

ok guys Paimon helped Paimon to kidnap me and took me to my house....??

fainted: xinyan screamed: Kaeya knocked out: Pierro the climber: Beidou door opener: Pulcinella calm one: Collei share the m&ms: collei farted: Tartaglia blamed: Columbina danced: Diluc selfies: Arlecchino excited: dehya broke the elevator: chongyun

My result Kidnap me : Capitano Help the kidnapper : Pantalone They take me to the : Tsurumi Island The first to realized i have been kidnapped : Venti How long : 10 Hours The one who know who kidnap me : Heizou Act like detective : Kuki The suspect : Noelle Save me : Dottore

Inazuma Yae miko Gorou Keqin Collei Paimon haha Albedo Chanung Sayu Mona Itto

Raiden shogun is my girlfriend Wanderer hates me So canon

The one who cry: Heizou I am his dead friend? Hug me so hard I regret it: Baizhu wait wha is it because I neglected him and replace him with barabaruh? One who just stands: Eula eh Hugs back quickly and buries their face into my hair: Capitano that's kinda sweet The one that hesitantly hugs me back and cannot contain their blush: Xiao uhh did I give him almond tofu that's literally makes him high if so imma fly away like one of his yakshas 😍😍 Doesn't say anything but secretly loves it: Childe yeah just Childe Literally complain abt it in front of others but returns it when I'm alone: Itto idk I think it's the other way around.. Shoves with off no remorse: Arlecchino well her hug deserves her children not me so it makes sense Sighs and gives me awkward pat on the back: Dehya u a real one Little surprised but hugs back regardless: Barbara and this is why I replaced baizhu

Panicked so much they fainted: Itto make sense bruv Start to scream their lungs out while frantically pressing the button: Diluc I guess his father's ashes made him question frantically Abt his life choices Annoyed so they knocked out the previous person: Itto WHAG KSKSKS 💀💀 Tried to climb out through but the ceiling got stuck: Dottore wtf bro 😐 Tried to open the door with their barehand: yelan gurl ur nails got snatched like your non existent hair aint no way you getting that door open Calmly press the alarm button and tell the emergency operator that they're stuck: Pierro since when did I invite this guy? Start to offer and share their m&Ms to everyone in the elevator: Arlecchino eyy we cool we cool Farted inside the elevator but blames it on other ppl: Heizou kqiwkwowow lmaoo bro what The one that was being blamed: Itto JSJWJSKS SOSIWOWKE SKIBIDI WHAT- Starts dancing in front of the security camera: Bennett 💀💀💀 Taking selfies with other and posts it in social media: Kaeya lil bro be humiliating fatherless while he himself also fr Excited because they never experienced it and only have seen it in movies: Capitano is bro high rn? The one who broke the elevator: Baizhu 💀💀💀💀

One who kidnapped me: Candace One who helped them: THE OLD LADY!?!? UHH I FORGO MADAME PING- Take me to: A frickin church.. Make sense since *looks at fanfics* Realize I've been kidnapped: Kokomi How long I've been kidnapped: 1 week okay cool The one who knows who kidnapped me: Xiao WTHH BRO One that acts like a detective: Dehya okay Candace you've got company One became main sus: Kazuha BRO LEAVE MY MAIN ALONE 🤧🤧 One who save me: La Signora eeyyy she's back from the dead

My crush: tighnari ok cool One has crush on me: Wanderer no way Going on a date with me: Wanderer no effing way Your first kiss: Wanderer NO WAY ISTG Confess to me but I turn them down: Thoma uhh sure? You end up with: Wanderer ISJWKWKWKKW AS A SCARA/KUNI/WANDERER SIMP THIS MAKES ME BAFFLED One that didn't approve of my relationship: Mika ERM WHAT THE SIGMA The reason you broke up: Childe YOU SJWJWKWKWIIWIWIWIW 👺👺👺👺

Capitano??? (Damn😯) Albedo!? (Uhh ok ok😑) Scara!? (Huh Why him aint no simp😒) Scara(... A accident😣😒) Venti!! (No my boy 😭) Capitano (huh...😮) Dansleif (why u here???🤨) Albedo (... Damn😬)

My Crush: Pulcinella (ewww) Person who has a crush on me: Wandezz I go out with: Childe (YESSS) First kiss: CHILDE (YAYYYYY) Confesses to me: Mika I end up with: Baizhu (Im sorry Childe T0T) Doesn't approve: BAIZHU??? Brake-up reason: Tighnari?

Kidnapper: Kaveh (don’t save me) Helper: Faruzan ( again don’t come and help me) Tools me to: My house (it is really messy) Realizes: Deyha (Deyha don’t save me pls) How much time: Ten day ( bet) One who knew: Cyno ( Cyno if you save me…) Detective: Haitham ( I should have guessed) Who saved me: Cyno. ( CYNO I SAID DONT-)

Dori kidnaped me with s help of tartaglia. Columbia nocited after 1 day. They took me to tsutumi island. Hu tao knew about it all along. Alhaitham was the detective. Wanderer the suspect and tighnari saved me

Oo- i got raiden as my girlfriend XD

In the afternoon, Childe came back from work and forgot to co close the door. At night bennett and venti went to get Scooby-Doo snacks from the kitchen and spots the rat and start screaming at the top of there lungs. Every boby rushed down stairs to bennett and venti screaming,Albado seeing this starts taking blackmail photos of them being idiots. Itto thinks the rat is Ratatouille, and hu toa backs him up Childe brings a random cat from outside to kill the rat.klee who just woke up gave cheese to the rat,and the picked up the rat and launched it out the window.

My mom is Eula My dad is Diluc My sibling is wanderer (We found him in a dumpster) We live in the kamisato estate We have a pet cat The red black and white dress I got the princess fairy wing (The best one of course) My Bessie is hu tao (shes going to kill me isn't she...) Suddenly i got attacked and thoma saved me (THX)

•Me and chongyun are getting married???? •Lisa plans the wedding (bad idea) •Albado starts crying when he sees the dress,he went to give the rings to us but somehow lost them •Kazuha came fore the food (he'sso real for that) •CHONGYUN HOOKS UP WITH THE DJ (WTF) •Yunjin drops the cake (NOOOOOOOOO) •Venti gave a drunk speech (OMG HE WOULD) •Kuki starts flirting with other guests •Venti starts a fight during the bouquet toss(how much did he drink????)

crush: Scara gf: Shogun NAHH I'M DATING MY CRUSHES MOTHER.

Yanfei sends me gifts Thoma gives me homemade cookies Collei goes to my place so I don't feel lonely Wanderer leaves me little notes of encouragement Mona runs to my room with blanketsand favorite snacks to watch movies Sayu regularly asks me how I'm doing Collei helps me take my mind off of things Albedo lets me vent to him and listens Razor sends me cute and funny videos to cheer me up

You just need to know that we have no food bc Raiden got up first and failed to make the breakfast

Kidnapped me: Candice Helped:Layla Took me to:mawtiyima forest Realized I was kidnapped:Mona How long I was kidnapped:10 days Who know I was kidnapped:bard (venti) Act detective:Kayla Main suspect:yanfi Save me: Sara

Zhongli at the end in gorgeous

Wanderer says come to him if I get bullied again (ty bbg) Paimon mocks and laughs at the bully (LOL WHAT) Ayato threatens to beat them up for bullying me (Ayo he secretly violenet or smth?) Dainslief offers to become my personal bodyguard (Awwww) Kuki Shinobu stays at my side 24/6 (I mean ig she's putting her ninja skills to use) Kazuha checks up on me everyday, asking me how I'm doing and always inviting me to hang out with them (yippe!) Eula couldn't contain their anger and would beat the bullies straight away (Vengeance really is hers...) But then again Eula would try to talk with the bullies and tell the professors I'm being bullied (WOW...) Sayu searches for the bully's information, weakness, etc. (Blackmailing??!?!) Dainslief drags me to meet all their friends and join their group (I mean hanging out with ghosts is alright... what up Halfdan?)

Collei always asks to peek at my homework, poor bb I will teach you how to write 😭

Diluc sends me gifts and messages... that's surprising? im scared i don't want dottore to home cook me meals. Heizou comes to my place everyday so i don't get lonely Capitano leaves notes saying how proud he is (wow) Yelan binge watches with me (go girl) Dainslief talks to me to ask how i'm going Wanderer sneaks me out of hogwarts LOL Xiao just listens to me and understands me Cyno sends me a bunch of cute videos (no dad jokes please) LOADING... + Depression cured 🥰 - Might've gotten poisoned by Dottore

-Bennet wants to help me but remembers he can't swim -Collei panics and passes out -wanderer tries to save me and he alsomst ended up drowned too -paimon is too tired to save me & would let me drown -capatino tries to save me but drowns too -sucrose calls the life guard -qiqi is the "busy" lifeguard -zhongli pretends to not see me -qiqi just enjoys the view

Kidnapped me:Nahida(So apparently I’m Wanderer now) The one who helped:Nahida(Excuse me?) Took me to:Wanmnin Restaurant(Ah yes food) First person to notice I was kidnapped:Dainsleif(What?!) How long I was kidnapped for:15 minutes(Was I up Dainsleifs ass?! How did he notice I was only gone for 15 minutes getting food with Nahida?!) The one who know who kidnapped me:Lisa Detective:Shen he(This can only end bad) Main Suspect:Yoimiya(Like I said!) Saved me:Dori(Looks like I’ll be in debt)

Xiao points to an animal and says to the person next to him "Doesn't that look like you?" ... THE PERSON NEXT TO HIM WAS ZHONGLI

Razor:birthday? Kokomi:you had a birthday XIAO? VENTI:D:happy bday xiao! , cutely pops my balloons! Sayu:HAPPY BIRTHDAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY dies Thoma:whoops? Fischl:MY HAIRR! Xinyan:hah! Collei:i have another one!! Barbara:wait i was invited? Ayato:hahha! Gouru:AAA! Amber:why!? Was it because i lit the ice cream maker down to ashes? All;YES!!! Amber:aawwwhhhh

Daingerfield:laughs at xiaomi(dainself SarAH:are u okay xiao? (Sara Lisabeula--:be careful idiot! (Lisa Who? Tao:YIKES- ( hutao Venti:) :are you hurt at all? 🥺🥺 (so cannon) Tightnari:i wish ur more careful! (Tighnari Klee:hold my hand next time sir xiao! 😊 NingguangING-- :stays quiet while looking in my sou--(Ningguang Keep:angy at stairs helps me up:O(kaeya Ganmil:NoOOOOOoOOOOoooOOOOOoOOOooooOoOo DoNT DIeeIEiEEEeEEEEEEeEeeeeeeeEEeEEEEEeeeeeeeeeEeEEeEeEeE 😮😮😮😮(ganyu

Kunikazushi? Kidnapped me, paimon HELPED kunikazushi, they took me to a cave, child or "hey girlie" noticed, 1 DAY WITH NO VENT AND OSTMAN-, amber knew because SHE IS OUTSIDE LOOKING :D, woman with fire works acted like an detective, LISA WAS MAIN SUSPECT:DD, ventilation saved xiao / me the end:DDD

Childhood best friend - Dottore Send help

Klee immediately gave me a hug 😢❤❤

My crush is Diluc, okay I guess, but then turns out Ayato has a crush on me and then goes on a date with me. So long Diluc.But y'know how Diluc hates the fatui? Yeah my first kiss was pantalone.. Then Scaramouche confesses but I turn him down (What is up with the fatui?) I end up with Ayato <33 But Diluc doesn't like it?!?! The reason we broke up was bc Bennett and his bad luck, Diluc must've had a hand in it :< Oh well... next time Ayato.

klee saved me

Kidnapped me: Eula (I think I’m either going to die or be wanting to really stay in this kidnapped state…) Helped Eula: QIQI?? Brought to: ENKANOMIYA (GOD SAVE MY SOUL) First person to realize I got kidnapped: Raiden (Why would you be the first one to realize??) Kidnapped for: 5 years (would like to be kidnapped longer for the sake of being with Eula, but at the same time… GET ME OUT OF ENKANOMIYA 👹) The one who knew the one who kidnapped me: Albedo (understandable) The one who takes on the detective role: Collei (you ain’t doing nothing 😭) Suspected of being the kidnapper: Lisa (nothing to say abt that) The one who saved me: Kuki Shinobu (god I love her)

Thoma kidnapped me, Xingqiu helped the kidnapper, they took me to Wanmin Restaurant, Childe is the first person to realize I have been kidnapped, I have been kidnapped for 10 hours, Candace knows who kidnapped me, Dehya acts like a detective, Venti became the main suspect(I told him once, that I would love to get kidnapped by him, that is why they suspect him, sorry Venti😅) and Nahida saved me.

One day, Olivia and her boyfriend, Alhathiam and their friends all got stuck on an elevator while heading to Lady Furina's humongous mansion for lunch, then suddlenly, Ayato started panicked so much he ended up fainting in front of her, Olivia turning red in the face, knowing that one of her friends just mega embarrassed her, followed by Albedo frantically pressing the "open" button again and again, knowing it wouldn't open, 🤣 Diona got so annoyed that she knocked out Albedo by punching him, Poor little Gorou tried to climb through the ceiling, until his tail got stuck (😢 😂) "Uhh..you guys? I'M STUCK!!" Whimpered Gorou sadly "Well, Gorou, you did this to yourself", said Olivia, trying so hard not to laugh Suddenly, Heizou tried to open up the elevator with his bare hands! "Well, THAT didn't work..." Heizou sighed in annoyance "SEE?! I told you!" Shouted Ayato once he regained consciousness from passing out, After that, Alhathiam, holding Olivia's hand, calmly tells the emergency operator that we are stuck, Then a weird smell swept through the elevator, everyone knew that someone had passed gas, The smell had come from Gorou, who was exhausted from trying to get unstuck in the ceiling at this point, who innocently tries to blames it on Alhathiam, While Alhathiam face-palms himself in the head, knowing that Gorou is lying, Meanwhile, Noelle is dancing in front of the security camera, making a fool of herself, While Ayato got out his phone, starting to take selfies of himself to post on social media, Next to Olivia and Alhathiam, The Dottore was excited, knowing that this has only ever happened in movies (Bro, WHY are you excited?!) All of a sudden, a blood-shrilling combat yell comes from outside the elevator, seeing that Diluc broke open the elevator doors with his claymore (FINALLY! We've been waiting!) 😂

Round 1: Marry Albedo, Kill Nilou, kiss Layla (Girl, I'm straight!) Round 2: Kill Ayaka, Marry Rosaria, kiss Zhongli Round 3: MARRY KAEYA!!!! Definitely kill Yelan (Sorry, girl! 😂) And kiss Chongyun ( I love both of those boys!) Round 4: Marry Kaveh, Kill Faruzan, and kiss Fischl (What???) Round 5: Kill Ningguang, Kiss Barbara, marry Tighnari Round 6: Kill Itto (Even though he's the funniest character), Kiss Klee, and marry Ganyu Round 7: Kill Shenhe, Kiss Beidou, Marry Gorou Round 8: DEFINITELY kill Scara! Kiss Sayu (even though I'm not a lesbian) and marry Noelle 😅 Round 9: Marry little Razor (🥰) Kill Diona (😢) Kiss Mona (Uhh..) Round 10: Kiss Xiao, marry Cyno, and kill Yanfei Round 11: Oh, crud! 😅 This is hard! Uhh...Kill Hu Tao, Kiss La Signora, and marry Yae Miko 12: Marry Diluc (Both brothers as my husbands! 🥰), Kill Amber, and Kiss Ayato 13: Kill Venti (Who's with me on that one?) Kiss Collei, marry Dr. Baizhu 14: Kill Bennett (Sorry Benny!😅) Kiss Xiangling, Marry Xingqiu 15: Marry Raiden, Kiss Dehya, and kill Kujou Sara 16: Kill Keqing, Kiss Madame Ping, marry Yoimiya 17: Marry Childe, Kill Dori 😂, kiss Lisa 18: Kiss Kazuha, Kill Kokomi, marry Candace 19: Kill Eula, Marry Qiqi (So I could take care of her) and kiss Jean 20: Kiss Heizou, Marry Alhathiam (Don't tell Kaveh), kill Yunjin 21: Kill Paimon, Kiss Shinobu, marry Thoma 22: I will ABSOLUTELY marry Dottore! Kiss Nahida (She's way too cute and sweet to kill 😢) And I will definitely kill Timmie!! 🤣😂🤣

I first told Qiqi: ADORABLE! "Shut up, no you're not": Alhathiam?? 😂 Flapping arms excitedly: Chongyun (I can see him doing something like that!) Jumping up and down: Sucrose (Don't you do any experiments on my baby, Sucrose! 😂)

Comforts me with hugs and a forehead kiss: Childe (SO CUTE!) Cuddles me back to sleep:Albedo (Awww!) Caresses my cheek softly: Qiqi (Cuteness overload) Helps distract me with other things: Mika Whispering reassuring words: Kaeya (Starts squeeling in excitement!) Scoops me up in his arms and gives me a big intimate hug: Childe (🤭 Yes, yes, YES!)

Laughing hysterically: Childe (Okay! RUDE! 😂) Kaeya: "Are you okay?" 🥰 Dainslef: "Be careful, idiot" "Yikes": PAIMON?!? "Are you hurt anywhere?" *puppy eyes: The Doctor "I wish you'd be more careful": Chongyun "Hold my hand next time": Kaveh Amber: *Just stares at me lying on the floor 😂 Shouts, hits, then blames the stairs for tripping me then helps me stand up: Baizhu! (I'd PAY to see Dr. Baizhu hit a flight of stairs! 🤣) "NOOOOO! Don't Diieeeee": Mona 😂😂😂😂

Kaeya kidnapped me! (😏🤭) Collei helped the kidnapper They take me to an abandoned cabin The first person to realize I had been kidnapped was Bennett (😂) How long I've been kidnapped: 30 seconds! The one who knows who kidnapped me: Thoma Detective: Nilou The main suspect: Xiao Saves me: Albedo