WHY I QUIT DRINKING - Young & Stupid 2 Ep 4

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  • Опубліковано 30 вер 2024
  • In this Episode of young and stupid, Abel Mutua tells the story of how he quit drinking.
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  • @Mkurugenziii
    @Mkurugenziii  4 роки тому +333

    Support Ya Mkurugenzi
    Mpesa No. - 0798 659792 - Judy Nyawira Mureithi
    Mpesa Till - 5283289

    • @rahabwambui5434
      @rahabwambui5434 4 роки тому +2

      Hahahaaaaaaaa.... Wah! Noma

    • @rabaimpya399
      @rabaimpya399 4 роки тому +4

      Manze mimeview ii clip mara mbili na tym ya pili nimefrai hadi nikashindwa kumaliza.... shukran mkurugenZ

    • @ruthbii6548
      @ruthbii6548 4 роки тому +2

      Maan meen..... 🤗🤗🤗🤗

    • @moseskinuthia23
      @moseskinuthia23 4 роки тому +1

      Wadau, sijui niseme wapi ilinifurahisha.... Juu the whole stoey is ✔️✔️✔️

    • @bonifacekioko6229
      @bonifacekioko6229 4 роки тому

      L

  • @calapatashorts
    @calapatashorts 6 місяців тому +109

    Who is here after hio episode ya under the influence?

  • @kaicymontego7210
    @kaicymontego7210 6 місяців тому +271

    To use who've come back to watch this before turudi kwa the one ametoa leo😂😂😂piga likes mkisonga

  • @godfreykalumi6654
    @godfreykalumi6654 6 місяців тому +42

    Back for refresher after today's video ya kijana kuenda Mombasa na kurudi Nai. 0:54

  • @SammyKiokoComedian
    @SammyKiokoComedian 4 роки тому +72

    Wasipokuonyesha urinal watamop😂😂😂

  • @wairimuesther3337
    @wairimuesther3337 4 роки тому +453

    Mkurugenzi: "irush msiniache"
    Makarao: "unataka kwenda pia? Say no more...you know why???????? 😭😂😂😂😂 we gatchuuuuuuu😂😂😂
    Aaahhh missed the premiere but nimefraaaaiiiiii💃💃💃

  • @MrShemagunga
    @MrShemagunga 4 роки тому +55

    I would like to watch Irungu's version. This episode is just a killer! I met you at Nairobi Academy when I featured in two episodes of Tahidi High as a quack doctor and I am proud of you looking at how much you have grown. I am outside the country but I am a firm follower of this channel. Kudos bro. Keep in touch!

  • @beatricewangui5035
    @beatricewangui5035 4 роки тому +356

    Packages, Packages, Packages, Packages, PEKEJENG!!! 🤣🤣🤣🤣Mkurungenzi huwezi saidika for real.

  • @ByronTaaka
    @ByronTaaka 4 роки тому +37

    11:50 Qualities za a Good Citizen. (Self Arresting) 🤣🤣🤣

  • @wybzokizzy4416
    @wybzokizzy4416 6 місяців тому +13

    Who's here after under influence 😅😅😅likes tafadhali

  • @NancyLeahKE
    @NancyLeahKE 4 роки тому +109

    Hii kitu 🍺 😂 adios muchachos. Tunafrahii 😁

  • @beatricenjoroge7218
    @beatricenjoroge7218 4 роки тому +36

    Hiyo song ya young and stupid ni ya Nani? It suits this show perfectly👏🏾👏🏾👏🏾

  • @wanjirugikonyo
    @wanjirugikonyo 4 роки тому +94

    There should be a viewer discretion on where to watch Mkurugengzi mwenyewe's content😂😂😂😂
    Not suitable for the workplace 😂😂😂😂guys are looking at me like I've lost some screws
    As always great content

    • @solomongithiu6318
      @solomongithiu6318 4 роки тому +5

      Usiwahi watch hizi vitu kwa offisi my friend you might fire the boss

    • @wangarimuriithi8748
      @wangarimuriithi8748 4 роки тому +1

      So true. I watch his videos nikiwa night shift na earphones. Sema kicheko ya market woman na saa hiyo sijiskii.
      Ma workmates wakiuliza what's so funny. Some jokes just can't be translated.

    • @edgaromondi5260
      @edgaromondi5260 3 роки тому +1

      kwanza akisema "packages packages pekejeng'," ,,,mkuru umeniacha chizi ofisini

    • @audrey_chebet
      @audrey_chebet 3 роки тому

      My sentiments exactly 😂😂😂😂😂

  • @joefrasermurage1129
    @joefrasermurage1129 4 роки тому +25

    Nobody
    Absolutely nobody
    Mkurugenzi,: packages, packages, packages, pekejeng😂😂😂
    Hii episode imeweza😂😂😂😂
    Alafu mkurugenzi stori ya merchandise iliendaje?

  • @benadi5791
    @benadi5791 4 роки тому +149

    I introduced my wife to your channel jana. Ameshawatch zote amebambika sana mpaka ameanza kuongea na mamake wanirefund mahari kiasi bana.

    • @gracewambui2677
      @gracewambui2677 4 роки тому +3

      Si. Unisot wakicheza Ka wao😂

    • @JoelGatobu
      @JoelGatobu 4 роки тому +6

      Underrated comment.

    • @benadi5791
      @benadi5791 4 роки тому +3

      @@gracewambui2677 number ndo sina tu. Utanitumia???

    • @gracewambui2677
      @gracewambui2677 4 роки тому +2

      @@benadi5791 usha omoka already naeza kutumia 😃

    • @benadi5791
      @benadi5791 4 роки тому +5

      @@gracewambui2677 tuma tu nikae nayo "wakituma tu hivi" teketeke nakuwahi.

  • @bernardmwaura9666
    @bernardmwaura9666 6 місяців тому +5

    I was one of the karaos,i recognized u bt i had just graduated so i was just there looking at u,sympayhy kidogo bt funny too

  • @godiepapske5186
    @godiepapske5186 4 роки тому +135

    Hater: Nobody can narrate many stories in a week
    Mkurugenzii: Hold my beer

  • @mic1976
    @mic1976 4 роки тому +33

    Just a few words you should be using by now in your speech as a mkurugenzi:
    Adios ...
    baridiiiii...
    piga kama mwizi wa kibeti....
    hii kitu.....
    Utafrai/utafraia.....
    haina mambo...
    Say no more, coz why?....

  • @embermbee756
    @embermbee756 4 роки тому +74

    Leo nmefika mapema within an hour..likes za bibi ya mkurugenzi kwa kuchagua location fiti👇

  • @TheDaniella1958
    @TheDaniella1958 4 роки тому +25

    The sound effects za vita si zimeninice😂😂😂😂... I am still collecting myself on the floor.. But on a serious note tusiskip adverts wakurugenzi.... Kuwa patient irun ndio mkurugenzi apate kakitu... Au sio?

  • @susanruo8087
    @susanruo8087 4 роки тому +214

    Pwahahahaha, Abeli siku moja utaniuwa aisee.. Iyo ni mariamu ulipanda kama gari ya babako 😂😂😂😂.... Bytheway lemmy take this opportunity to give you a shout out for not having tatooes, earings, hair cut funny na hair dye. You've just maintained your natural handsomeness,. Infact wewe na gang yako, akina Philo, Njugush, OJ na hao wengine.. Kudos guys

    • @Qhawi
      @Qhawi 4 роки тому +7

      Enyewe they are great role models

    • @jinnybikini
      @jinnybikini 4 роки тому +3

      Word ✊🏽

    • @collinsnyangi6148
      @collinsnyangi6148 4 роки тому +10

      That my age mate is a true role model. I don't know who told pple that ukiwa msanii lazima you look funny!!

    • @susanruo8087
      @susanruo8087 4 роки тому +13

      @@collinsnyangi6148 and I think hawa wasanii wenyewe hawananga true friends who can tell them that those things don't make them look that cute. They just make them look unpresentable and gangster like... Am glad akina Abel are setting a good example to the next generation. That YOU CAN BE NATURALLY NEAT

    • @vviperbeehumble1410
      @vviperbeehumble1410 4 роки тому +4

      Aki true...i love them

  • @jeannyambura7120
    @jeannyambura7120 4 роки тому +16

    Todays episode is by far the most hilarious yet. Start to finish🤣🤣🔥🔥hii Abel lazima ufanye part 2 na utuambie ile kisanga ya campo🤭🤭🤭

  • @cherylnorah136
    @cherylnorah136 4 роки тому +69

    If we kud be waiting for exams as I am eagerly waiting for the Mkurugenzi, Kenya would be faaar, either way Mkurugenzi gat us kama K🙌

  • @elsiekariuki3914
    @elsiekariuki3914 4 роки тому +12

    Hio demonstration ya vile uliingia kwa mariamu ati usipitwe na form imenimaliza😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @GvnNjugunaNdungu
    @GvnNjugunaNdungu 4 роки тому +104

    I've laughed like a mad person in the office i swear.......😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @felistasnjoki8036
    @felistasnjoki8036 4 роки тому +31

    i have watched this episode more than ones venye ilininwyce wacha tu

  • @theqwararashow3563
    @theqwararashow3563 4 роки тому +67

    Abel mutua is so far the best story time master!!!!!!!! 🤩🤩

  • @mosesaltruism518
    @mosesaltruism518 4 роки тому +13

    Now that naitwa mose na nliskia bro anaitwa mose allow me call you bro🤣🤣🤣🤣
    Bro kuna interview flani ulsema tei ilkufanya maneno ukiwa campo ukajifanyia maneno pale campus..Hii inakuja lini🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @susanmaina1353
    @susanmaina1353 4 роки тому +66

    Today's episode was a killer.. aftermath my ribs are broken...

  • @betterday5869
    @betterday5869 4 роки тому +54

    'The place': We would like you to shoot a story at our venue.
    Abel: Mko na swimming pool?
    'The place': Yes!
    Abel: SAY...
    Bi Mkurugenzi: NO...
    Kamkurugenzi: MORE...

    • @Mkurugenziii
      @Mkurugenziii  4 роки тому +7

      🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 Kaaaaali!!!!

    • @patriciajaninenthiga9793
      @patriciajaninenthiga9793 4 роки тому

      Mimi Bado Niko Aga Khan Hospital nikishonwa mbavu. Abel, mbona ulinivunjavunja hivyo🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @samiwambua7960
    @samiwambua7960 4 роки тому +42

    I laughed so hard at "Mnaenda wapi mnaniachaaa!!!!?????" 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
    Enyewe zake zilikuwa zimenice!

  • @jimcreationsweddings
    @jimcreationsweddings 4 роки тому +45

    This is the best Young and Stupid episode so far😂😂😂😂

  • @callingdrjones6976
    @callingdrjones6976 4 роки тому +30

    I have not laughed like that for a long time!! hahah! waah! Nilikuwa najua anyone who's quit alcohol has stories. Buda boss! Piga story ya teii part 2, let's have another shot :) lol..Nime-rehearse iyo joke wiki tatu
    PS: ill story ya "Mkurugenzi" merchandise is vipi? tuangushie kitu smart. Tuonyeshe design we can even pre order so that it's less of a burden on your part.

  • @sethgideon4577
    @sethgideon4577 4 роки тому +41

    WACHA POMBE
    The scene opens up with an aerial view shot of the 'State of Kibera.' The evening sun crawling it's claws through the crevices of the shanties. Kibera has its praises and inadequacies. Different ages dotting it's landscape, some being advanced in years shaffling their feet in a gait with a walking cane and others welcomed to the world. In the mid- range ages are some who tossed aside high school life like a painful memory brushed in sepia tones.
    Abel was such. Quite elated, freed from the chains of what seemed to tie down his movements and wild experiments. He was now free to swim into the murky waters. Eager to test what life had in store. He had a lot of time in his hands, if only he could trade with those who seemed very occupied , darting from place to place to eke out a living. One can imagine the events that played in his head. Probably there were explosions in his brain. Good ideas I presume, in that buzz of electricity.
    " Buda! badala ya kukaa hapa, naskia kuna club mpya imefungliwa, twendeni tuicheki"
    " Sina form, twende"
    "Pia mimi" quipped another. All sung in the same chorus.
    Hundreds of conversations told in loud voices and hip-hop music dominate the atmosphere. Abel and his team warm their way between guys to catch a spot as well as order drinks.
    " Sasa madam, nilete chupa mbili". They said with much confidence as if tons of money was available to sustain their lifestyle. Good thing they had whetted their appetite with cheap liquor like Sapphire.
    " Madam niletee...Grrrrrrrr! Grrrrrrrr!
    Abel's phone danced in his hands, with its polyphonic ringtone going into a rant as if an annoyed rattle snake. He scooped it and spoke into it. The music muffled his voice but with his lighted facial expression, it was obvious new plan had been hatched.
    " Aaah! nawapenda sana. Asante sana kwa kunileta kwa club lakini nimechoka kukunywa vitu za pesa kidogo, nimeitiwa wine ya pesa mingi kwa hivyo juu ya hiyo stori adios muchachos."
    In a flash, he was a puff of smoke. Smoke that twisted artistically and smelt of abandonment.
    He was in his cousins cubby hole, in the heart of Umoja Inako, prepared to devour his expensive foe i.e wine.
    " Yaani cuzo umenitoa Kibera ukuje unipatie pombe kwa chupa ya dawa?"
    " Bro, usionge sana kabla hujaingia mechi, wewe tulia, kata hizi vitu wewe tutaongea after chupa mbili."
    Chupa mbili, you must be joking, wewe unijui?
    Even in his half liquor stained state, he managed to utter such. He hungrily gobbled down the first shot, and the second and the third punctuating every shot with stories and soaked in laughter. His shaky hands could not afford another shot. Wine kickied in. Mixing with all he had taken earlier on. Eyes swiveling towards the back of his head in a distressed sense. Everything in the house changed figure in a blink of an eye.
    " Wacha nirudi Kibich sasa, this is enough"
    In an unbalanced attempt to rise, his feet was noodles his head an anvil. Horses were galloping, thunderously at his sockets. He plunged head fast into the coffee table sinking his teeth into the cloth embedded on the top ricochetting to the floor.
    " Eish uko sawa, ama you need kutilia kidogo?"
    " Zii niko sawa. Twende tuu unipige push kwa stage uniweke kwa Niso minieleke mtaa."
    " Minaona nikama umelemewa, ungetulia tulia ishuke, lakini kama unaona ukosawa we zidi"
    Like a heavy log, Abel was dropped in the front sit. His cousin paid for his sit and the vacant one next to the driver and instructed him to take him to Central Business District.
    The uneven uncarpeted road heaved him from side to side. He was shaken by the hiccup that came up his throat issuing forth a breath laced with the smell of alcohol. A sudden stinging urge to pee took over his body. His bladder was full and was about to burst it's banks if he took no action.
    " Manze Dere ukipita hapa najinyorea. Naona choo hapa JIAM, hii kwa round about. Niweke! Niweke! hapa sahii na hii jam" he shrieked out.
    He staggered his way to the ladies lavatories. The floor was tiled and discoloured. There was a cracked mirror affixed to a wall. Nearby were two women minding their own business but yelpee upon seeing Abel.
    " Waaaa! what the hell?"
    " Yeah, what the hell. Pia mimiimi nimekazwa Kama nyinyi. Ni noma. Wapi urinals? An awkward silence hovered above them. It was obvious there was no uriinal but Abel's urge clouded his thinking.
    " Mimi ni customer na hufai kuwa hapa. Toka! Toka!"
    He was escorted to the gents and promptly helped himself. Liquor stenched the windowless room, as with every splash of urine against the wall-hung urinals acted out as his lullaby. He drited into unconsciousness, the world was a blur, random people seemed to float around his pool of thoughts. He was the great philanthropist, dishing out his valuables in a spirit of kindness. His wallet, watch, shoes etc.
    Abel lazily rolled open his eyes. Screwing them with the inside of his palm. He felt light and it dawned on him why. All that act of philanthropy that danced out in his dreams was actually real only that to the outside world he was being robbed.
    He dragged himself outside brushing off the server who claimed he was not paid. A blanket of darkness lingered within the city. He set out to walk to Railways to catch his bus. He weaved through the streets unusually slow like someone under hypnosis, weight of travel clearly weighed on him, so he took an hours rest in one of the public benches. By the time he found a bus that plied his route, it was 9.45pm,
    Curfew was imposed in Kibera due to the high rate of crime. By around 10pm, the streets were swept clean, no soul was to be found roaming outside by the men in blue. Street lights dotted the 'state' with their lights washing over the in roads. They welcomed Abel as he trudged on, one step forward and another back. His footsteps seemed to echo throughout the desolate street.
    "Yo Irush, kuna mahali munaingia tena?"
    In Abel's mind, he thought this was another escapade from his friends. Irush motioned to him to be quiet.
    " Hapana bana, munataka kuenda muniache, tumekataa maji na nyinyi halafu muniache"
    Abel was oblivious of the fact that he arrested himself. It was a case where a thief turned himself in before fourty days. The police were content that he made their work painless.
    " Usiogope kijana, hatukuwachi, ingia. Karibu sana."
    He was satisfied to know they were heading out for another 'drinking spree'. A slight nudge momentarily brought him back to reality, making sense of where they were. He had never been in a police cell before. The walls were dull and paint had started peeling off.
    Thick stale hung over the room, a cocktail of bad breath and sweat. The unsettling smell set him on the edge but that did not matter, all he wanted was to call to the universe and promise to do good things when released.
    " Irush mambo ya pombe mimi nimemalizana nayo. It's a wrap. Sikuwai fikiria ninaweza lala kwa police station."
    In the wake of October, three weeks after Abel was netted, Irush walks up to him with another plan.
    "Buda nilikua nataka kuchukua maboyz hapa nimeangukia plan safi, nataka niwapeleke kwa club lakini wewe uliacha pombe, so aina mambo"
    " Eeeh! Mimi nilisema niliwacha pombe, wewe uliskia wapi?"
    Irush and his boyz slip in among the crowd. Some drinks later, they got what they craved for, a feeling of elation and a burst of confidence. They fed from each other's stories chuckling in laughter.
    " Lakini Buda kuna time niliingia South B na maboyz walinivuruga. Walinihanda wakaniingia mfuko, wakachukua my cash.
    " Wait, Irush, maboyz walinivuruga, maboyz wadosi wa South B na wewe ni wa Kibich?"
    " Bana"
    " Buda twende kwa hao maboyz sahi"
    " Unawajua?"
    " Eeh! Wanastay hapo karibu Mariakani".
    " Buda twende sahi"
    Irush was quite perplexed. He wondered how Abel mustered such courage in a whim. While on transit, he stared at him in awe. Probably, he was the brother he never had. Anger flowed through Abel, it's smell bile.
    " Nionyeshe hao vijana wako wapi, hakuna kijana wa Kibera anaweza guzwa nikiwa hapa"
    The residence was situated in a police band. They
    quickened their pace, crunches of gravel crying behind them. " Respect is about to reign" . He mouthed those words in silence. Pounding on the door, Irush shouted,
    "Fungua!
    The door flung open with an annoying creak following it. Even before he was given the chance to meet his visitors, Irush yelled " Niaje jo! wewe ulinichapa juzi bana ulikuwa unafikiria hatutapatana, nimecome hata na boy wangu"
    Now, the next 15 minutes was an ordeal never told be forgotten. They were beaten to a pulp. Irush was mean with his words. He failed to mention that the law caught him on the wrong side and was manhandled by a policeman. Both paid the price, the policeman's agile movements tore the two apart. They walked away hurriedly, their tongues soaked in tastes of blood.
    On their way home, they were at a loss of words. It was a moment of reflection. The type that leads to a new way onwards.
    " Buda" uttered Irush. " Situingie club tupige mbili bana tujiambie pole"
    " Unaujinga sana Irungu, hii pombe imefanya karibu tuuliwe sahi halafu unasema turudi, mimi nimewachia pombe?"
    Well, it was another chapter being young and stupid. Year marked in their history.

    • @Mkurugenziii
      @Mkurugenziii  4 роки тому +20

      Bro you do realize when I decide to write wa novel Wewe ndio utaniandikia, right?

    • @sethgideon4577
      @sethgideon4577 4 роки тому +4

      @@Mkurugenziii Wow! it would be a pleasure. Thanks for considering me.

    • @lizndungu6643
      @lizndungu6643 2 роки тому +3

      You are so talented. wow

    • @lyqso
      @lyqso Рік тому +1

      nimepata story na script kando yake.....mtakuja Nairobi cinema ku watch premiere ? 🥱🤣🤣

    • @sethgideon4577
      @sethgideon4577 Рік тому

      @@lyqso Royalties lazima🤣

  • @alexwanyoike2740
    @alexwanyoike2740 4 роки тому +59

    😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 Mimi nikaacha pombe?? 🤷‍♂️ We oliskia wapi, mheshimiwa... We oliskia wapi?? 🤷‍♂️

  • @f.dkinyanjui3610
    @f.dkinyanjui3610 4 роки тому +10

    I remember my #TBT my 1st time tu take alcohol friends took me to a Bar 😂😂😂😂 nili nwice na #Keg ya 30 Bob... Was nearly admitted.... Niliquit kukata maji 1st timer and last time 😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @dennoh_phennal5754
    @dennoh_phennal5754 4 роки тому +40

    Tunapiga hizi vitu🍾Zinaanza kunwice😂😂😂si mnipee likes za Mkurugenzi leo😂😂😂

  • @ngashbambykenya4152
    @ngashbambykenya4152 4 роки тому +14

    A good thing about hizi storo za *mkuruu* ni eti ata msee *blind* anaweza skiza na ashikanishe kila kitu anasema...... *Tested n approved* 🙌😂😂😂😂

    • @annyqamau2425
      @annyqamau2425 4 роки тому +1

      Umesema mkuruu 😂😂😂😂

    • @Rhenadhis
      @Rhenadhis 4 роки тому +1

      @@annyqamau2425 i knooow na nikanuwais 😂😂😂😂

    • @ngashbambykenya4152
      @ngashbambykenya4152 4 роки тому

      @@annyqamau2425 😂😂..to lazy to pronounce the whole name 😂😂😂

    • @ngashbambykenya4152
      @ngashbambykenya4152 4 роки тому

      @@Rhenadhis 😂😂

  • @missworldwideint
    @missworldwideint 4 роки тому +50

    I know mkurugenzi akiulizwa which of his stories is nice atasema ...the next I'll be telling....😊😊izi story huenda zikibamba

  • @carolwanjohi7069
    @carolwanjohi7069 4 роки тому +8

    😂 😂 Imenwice apo kwa waiter "mmh mmh Big man bazuu apa napona n wwe" 😁😁ady expression ziko👍

  • @empresslioness5766
    @empresslioness5766 4 роки тому +50

    Never laughed this hard🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
    Irush akam atuchapie hii story Tena..

    • @Qhawi
      @Qhawi 4 роки тому +2

      Aki😂😂😂😂

    • @savvanahjuma6107
      @savvanahjuma6107 4 роки тому +2

      ahaaahaaw woii aki abel anaeza tuma mtu abiwe ni chizi juu ya kucheka😂😂

    • @mutugibrian2017
      @mutugibrian2017 4 роки тому +3

      Me too, hii iactiwe Mkurugenzi 😂 na njugush apewe role ya Irush 🤣🤣🤣

  • @steventhomas672
    @steventhomas672 4 роки тому +2

    Abel,did I here you say packages,packages,packages,pekejeng? But you said ulikuwa virgin mpaka 3rd year😅

  • @ifrahismail1568
    @ifrahismail1568 4 роки тому +42

    Iswear av never laughed this hard😂😂😂the police part😂😂😂

  • @dadsongakenga6779
    @dadsongakenga6779 4 роки тому +9

    Even for a guy with so many interesting stories, bado his drinking stories seem to be funnier. Wakurugenzi that should tell you for a fact akuna stories interesting kwa hii dunia kama za ulevi.

  • @elijahmwaura7594
    @elijahmwaura7594 4 роки тому +52

    Kila wiki uhondo... How do you do it?!😁 Master!!!

    • @RadBunny2269
      @RadBunny2269 4 роки тому +8

      Njugush once said Abel has stories that can never end. Back then I thought it was just hype. Yo, I believe that now.

    • @kelvinekiprop6235
      @kelvinekiprop6235 4 роки тому +5

      ,,,I found myself replacing master with Shifu in your comment!

    • @jthadeejay9360
      @jthadeejay9360 4 роки тому +1

      @@kelvinekiprop6235 hapa kwa Pombe Sasa ndo Kuna uhondo hapa Sasa nakwambia nimecheka kwa plot watu wanashangaa na niko pekeangu

    • @tknjagi4244
      @tknjagi4244 4 роки тому +1

      A big fun I’m always waiting for the upload

    • @kelvinekiprop6235
      @kelvinekiprop6235 4 роки тому

      @@jthadeejay9360 haha Abeli ni another level of stupid! Uyu lazma tufrai!

  • @aileennato4566
    @aileennato4566 4 роки тому +5

    🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 you are the best story teller am dying with laughter. Support lazima ifike waaa 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 had to watch it twice and am on the floor 😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @celinenaini3683
    @celinenaini3683 4 роки тому +48

    Likes za I'm not boarding 😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @milkaokidia5149
    @milkaokidia5149 4 роки тому +5

    Abel!! Abel!!😂😂😂😂😂😂😂..my babies and i have watched this particular episode 6 times in a row. Ile kicheko tunacheka each time naona tukihamishwa huku🤣🤣🤣🤣.

  • @yahboybenna1112
    @yahboybenna1112 4 роки тому +21

    I had to watch the 2 ads for you mkurugenzi, you sincerely entertain me🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @GlynisMaina
    @GlynisMaina 3 роки тому +5

    This video is my go to after a long day! Gets me every time. Tukunywe mbili tujiambie pole....ah!

  • @alawrence9016
    @alawrence9016 4 роки тому +16

    Mi nafikiria laptop yangu inaharibika kumbe ni kugongwa vita unagongwa.... Nimecheka hadi nikatoa machozi

  • @ListaAbutto
    @ListaAbutto 4 роки тому +5

    Mikono juu kama;
    1. Wewe huskia, "Mara niko here, mara ni Akothe ah!" kwa theme song.
    2. Makasi yako ya kukatia maji ilipotea e.g Kakurugenzi
    3. Unaona Young & Stupid should be introduced as a topic in Social Ethics textbooks, form III page 13 to be specific.
    4. You've ever been hoisted by your own petard!!! Hahaha. Unalipaje fare ya kujipeleka kichinjioni? I die.
    Waaaaa, fobe si thupu.

  • @jesengelkirwa
    @jesengelkirwa 4 роки тому +16

    Wakurugenzi please tusiskip any adverts❣️❣️

  • @veronicanyutu9122
    @veronicanyutu9122 4 роки тому +25

    I never get tired of watching this episode. I've watched it more than 5 times and i still laugh. It's 🔥🔥🔥

  • @missworldwideint
    @missworldwideint 4 роки тому +44

    Premieres ndio sikosangi😂 lazima nionje hii story fresh fresh😂

  • @christinegatuguta4279
    @christinegatuguta4279 4 роки тому +7

    Aki I can't get enough of ths episode, the humour in it has brought mi back to watch it again ths morning 😂😂😂😂 na jana niliiwatch ka 4 times for real.......wacha mi nijinuaice 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂.......thnx for ths one mukurugenzi

  • @momureithi
    @momureithi 4 роки тому +42

    Hahaha. 😂😂😂
    Irush: "Nimecome ata na boy wangu"
    Mkurugenzi: *thinking to himself* "That's where you go wrong"

  • @ChoreAudrey
    @ChoreAudrey 4 роки тому +6

    Waah! My ribs! Mpaka my mum is telling me to laugh like a lady 🤦‍♀️
    Leta Irush kwa next episode

  • @njogukinyanjui4155
    @njogukinyanjui4155 4 роки тому +17

    Packages, Packages, Packages, Packages, PEKEJENG only legends can understand

  • @nancymukabi1255
    @nancymukabi1255 4 роки тому +1

    Nimeisha 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣looooooooooooooooool😂😂😂🤣

  • @edwardndungu2294
    @edwardndungu2294 4 роки тому +27

    Whom ever does your editing should get a pay rise. Ako BA

    • @djshed
      @djshed 4 роки тому +2

      must be Director Dambiz 💯💯💯

    • @pajedetail3301
      @pajedetail3301 4 роки тому +1

      The slaps 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 and the mlevi voice 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @dennisnjuguna4008
      @dennisnjuguna4008 4 роки тому +1

      this is tei speaking LOL 14:59

  • @callmerachael7322
    @callmerachael7322 4 роки тому +4

    Am here for the second time to testify...was in meeting nkakumbuka vile Abeli walichapwa for 15 minutes, nmecheka nkafukuzwa nje🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @KIM-xl6zs
    @KIM-xl6zs 4 роки тому +8

    Don't watch this videos in the office, aki ya mungu kazi tutafutwa, abel is so popular three people in the office were watching at the same time

  • @dorcasmurasi9167
    @dorcasmurasi9167 4 роки тому +9

    😂😂😂😂😂 I swear this channel is more addictive than my cup of tea.

  • @anthonywahome20
    @anthonywahome20 4 роки тому +8

    Mimi niliwacha 🍺🍻mimi?Uliskia wapi?Uliskia wapi?😂😂😂😂Unafaa kuchapa remix ya "Kwani jana kuliendaje" na Mejja😃😃😃😃

  • @patriciahkirigo7841
    @patriciahkirigo7841 6 місяців тому +3

    Revisiting here after today's story...note book ya revision Iko..

  • @shaddiemusic2205
    @shaddiemusic2205 4 роки тому +20

    Kuna effect hapo ya after kushuka Mariakani ati ' Hii ni Tei speaking' 😂😂😅😂😅😅🤣🤣😂😂💯😂💯😂💯🤣🤣

  • @Tophaz
    @Tophaz 4 роки тому

    Lagiaka na watu wa RTI wanadhani dislike button ndio ya kusubscribe

  • @FJ17
    @FJ17 4 роки тому +14

    Kabla nianze kuwatch.... ulicheki kwa "The Journey" venye Mkurugenzi Mkuu alicheka akakimbia 😂😂 Churchill was like "Rudi apa unaenda wapi?"

  • @joycewanjiru8003
    @joycewanjiru8003 4 роки тому +4

    I had to repeat this story 😜😜, my favorite part ni vile mkurugenzi aliingia mariamu 😅😅😅

  • @itsshirrow6855
    @itsshirrow6855 4 роки тому +28

    Nkona imani tutafraiiiii❤ nmepiga like before ifike😋

    • @c.e.omkurugenzi7634
      @c.e.omkurugenzi7634 4 роки тому +1

      bana😂😂😂😂

    • @celinenaini3683
      @celinenaini3683 4 роки тому

      Pitieni kwangu mnifikishe 1000 SUBSCRIBERS
      Nitafraii Sana👇
      ua-cam.com/channels/HvyG_Xw6xRAL4Z_GhSWV_Q.html

  • @Man.With.The.Blunt.10
    @Man.With.The.Blunt.10 6 місяців тому +2

    8:20 What the hell??? Yeaaaah what the hell ata nyi mmekazwa ka mimi 😂😂😂😂😂

  • @TimKaburuRucha
    @TimKaburuRucha 4 роки тому +6

    Ya Leo imeweza... Reminds me of my younger brother who's masaibu you share but hasn't given up yet... Wacha ni-share na yeye he might be inspired...

  • @alifonsawanjohi
    @alifonsawanjohi 4 роки тому +8

    You know it's good when you hook all your loved ones to Mkurugenzi 😂😂

  • @izookib1168
    @izookib1168 4 роки тому +29

    Abeli manze the sound effects 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂umenimaliza

  • @ivysue1955
    @ivysue1955 4 роки тому +2

    Those small wine bottles msitharaoo aki, nilipiga tatu kufika destination nili check out air port bila my luggage 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣. My airport pick up was like, “ where is your luggage”? Hapo ndio sense zilirudi 🤣🤣🤣🤣.

  • @PeterNjogu_u
    @PeterNjogu_u 4 роки тому +18

    Mkurugenzi tunangoja kwa hamu na ghamu leo tufraai ,😂😂😂

    • @celinenaini3683
      @celinenaini3683 4 роки тому

      SUBSCRIBE kwangu 👇
      ua-cam.com/channels/HvyG_Xw6xRAL4Z_GhSWV_Q.html
      Tukingoja MKURUGENZI MKUU 💖

  • @nyamstrendingtiktoks8249
    @nyamstrendingtiktoks8249 4 роки тому +3

    Since I started watching your videos nimekua nikifrahi😂😂Sana... Big up Abel I have really learnt alot from you..

  • @wisefools2771
    @wisefools2771 4 роки тому +28

    The funniest show around east, central and west Africa 🇰🇪♥️

  • @sizemorekipruto9272
    @sizemorekipruto9272 4 роки тому +6

    This is My First Time to Listen to Mkurugenzi...😂😂😂😂Shiet You guy. 🥂 *Vita Safi ya 15 minutes 🤣🤣🤣🤣 *

  • @muikambagitau
    @muikambagitau 4 роки тому +6

    Ati "Leo nataka nikutandikie vijana." 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @_.lifewithchale
    @_.lifewithchale 4 роки тому +1

    Mkurugenzi umenimaliza jooh😂😂😂😂😂😂ulichapwana wwe ndo booster

  • @ndutambugua4985
    @ndutambugua4985 4 роки тому +5

    Woooooh I've laughed so haaaard yaaani😂😂😂 my niece found me on the floor and for a min she thought I was crazy 😂😂😂 weee mkurugenzi umeweza🙌🙌

  • @nunniznurcky9724
    @nunniznurcky9724 4 роки тому +1

    Najipata nacheka mbele ya sonko bila kujua 🤣🤣 alikua moody leo 🤔 imebidi nyarafu ajue mkurugenzi 😆😆 niko zaile kitu 🏃‍♀️🏃‍♀️👊

  • @naomaterah6610
    @naomaterah6610 4 роки тому +4

    🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 ai
    I have a right to be sad and serious at times. You can't make me laugh like this btw!! Ah!
    Nimefrraaaai

  • @JamesShisiah
    @JamesShisiah 4 роки тому +5

    100% relatable, I have literally said this before in the exact same situation. "mnaenda wapi, mnaniachaaaa" 😂😂

  • @gracemweru7314
    @gracemweru7314 4 роки тому +7

    Pombe sio supu! Lakini Abel you must have enjoyed your early years😅

  • @kristie6667
    @kristie6667 4 роки тому +2

    No wonder your mum gave up on you .....🙆🤣🤣🤣
    What of your dad? You hardly ever say any stories about him

  • @StephenGathuka001
    @StephenGathuka001 4 роки тому +5

    Mkurugenziii, The editor, background, and kila kituuuuu Dope

  • @calebyimbo2004
    @calebyimbo2004 4 роки тому +4

    😭😭ndio naanza kuwatch why Kenyans why 😭😭😭mnaambianga watu sema sweet sleepless nights abeli😂😂💪💪💪💪💪

  • @danduwadandu5047
    @danduwadandu5047 4 роки тому +4

    Hii imebidi nipost link kwa whatsapp status wadau wafurai😂😂😂😂

  • @nyambujeff6771
    @nyambujeff6771 4 роки тому +1

    Mkurugenzi nimefutwa kazi juu ya kucheka ovyo😂😂😂sasa ntakufraishaje kwa mpesa na umeharibu kazi🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣njohi ndeheta ndietiga utumaga ndwike mang’aaaa😂😂😂😂😂umenimalizaaa
    Wewe oliskia wapi🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @Petah_Qym
    @Petah_Qym 4 роки тому +7

    Aaaah hii ya leo hadi nitume kitu.. Hii tumefraiii😂😂🙌🙌🙌

  • @lewismakori5967
    @lewismakori5967 4 роки тому +7

    "Nataka nikutandikie vijana Leo wewe"😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 I'm dying

  • @abdulrahmanibrahim9648
    @abdulrahmanibrahim9648 4 роки тому +10

    Mkurugenzi alikuwa ‘hii kitu’ Akiwa highschool 😂😂

  • @djfesta254
    @djfesta254 4 роки тому

    Ulijiarrest 😂😂😂

  • @mwaikadu7474
    @mwaikadu7474 4 роки тому +7

    Sound effects manze ,😂😂 hii ni tei
    Yenyewe pombe za enzi yako ilikua na bangi kidogo wewe

  • @kerciemawiria5554
    @kerciemawiria5554 4 роки тому +1

    Hapana sitaignore hio kiti🤣🤣🤣

  • @loisewanjiru528
    @loisewanjiru528 4 роки тому +6

    😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂Aki the stories keep getting better

  • @jdmean5525
    @jdmean5525 Рік тому +4

    😂😂. Mkurugenzi we need a movie for this episode.

    • @Cts_ville
      @Cts_ville Рік тому

      I sweaaaaaaar😂😂😂😂😂😂💯