Worst Tattoo Ideas Ever
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- Опубліковано 11 січ 2025
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"My dog is the other human being I would get tattooed on me" lmaoooo
So in defense of private studios. I’ve been attacked before by a stranger. And being a woman, my tattoo artist Caitlynn Abdow and her private studio Wildwood tattoos was the perfect choice for me. I love regular shops and don’t let my past trauma dictate my present and future but for some other people that may not be possible so a private studio could be the perfect solution.
& at the time it Was the perfect fit for me. She’s a brilliant artist, that has created a safe private space for other women and men to get tattooed in.
She does go back to Portland every so often to work in a traditional tattoo shop. But I totally see Kirk’s view on the studios and like he said, they weren’t created for his type of demographic.
But that’s just my 2 cents no one asked for. Happy Holidays people!! ❤
Would be cool to see you explore Polynesian face tattoos in a video. They go HARD AF, have a ton of meaning behind them, and would help to educate the non-Polynesian audience
I have art on my face, I work in the funeral industry.
that's awesome. I'm the guy who had those bilby whiskers tatt, maybe I should get into field of funerals
My friends do. They are actually beautiful when they are done correctly.
2:00 It's crazy, it looks like he was born to have that on his face. What a lucky guy if you're most people with their faces heavily tattooed in that way I feel sorry for em. This guy makes me feel proud😂 I don't even know the guy and I'm stoked for him
And this is some of the best facial tattooing I've seen. Did look it up and the tattooer is Tahitian ❤
8:00 "yes i do have a favorite child" lmao
YAY!!! Kirk always here for us. Bless you, Kirk and Merry Crimus!!❤💚
Cat whiskers guy needs the cat arm 😂😂
If you don’t want the CAT arm, then I don’t want to ever meet you. Best tat I’ve ever seen. I think I’m going to recommend it to my friend that I hate
You're a really good friend 😂
Really glad you started highlighting great artists!
"Speaking of Jews" lol
Another Kirk banger
Umm, what about Jews, we don’t all support Netanyahu
@@bobbibuttons8730 so chill out and learn how to take lighthearted commentary without getting offended.
Rabbi Foreskinstealer says shut it down! 😂
18:07 that transition 😂😂
Translation of the Brazilian guy's video:
"This girl paid 50 bucks for her tattoo and this is what she got. It's on those times you get what you pay for. The tattoo is infected and she keeps messing with it with her dirty fingers for some reason. So here's the lesson for you: save your money on those drinks on the weekend and invest in a good tattoo"
okay 11:51 i think this is one of the prettiest tattoos ive ever seen atleast a lettering one. genuinely was taken aback😂
17:40 tell me you living with your parents with out telling me you living w your parents 😂😂
Kirk let me out of the basement I don’t want to apprentice anymore
You mentioned the moku the Maori traditional face tattoos. I'm Aussie and grew up with Air NZ ads on tv with Maori women with them. They sparked my interest are my favourite facial tattoos. On Maori people.
Ta moko. Not tatoo. Illegal to discriminate against ta moko, legal to discriminate tatoo. Bit of a nit pick.
'lets start with the negative things to say about him' haha this is why i watch
have a merry christmas dude! love the content
Omg, you’re so right about the lips! I’m covered in tattoos, all over my body, but having permanent makeup lip blushing was the most painful thing EVER!!! And that’s with numbing cream, which I’ve never used before 😳 Would not recommend 😬✌️
And again, another person who's made sure I don't do it 😬
It must not last very long, does it?
I've thought about it, I just don't want to ruin my face.
Traditional Native Inuit and Maori face tattoos are damn cool
We have ta moko, not tattoos. There's a difference, for discrimination laws.
@@BlueBlue-j4w the moko is permanent inking, i.e. tattooing, and contemporary ones are generally done by tattooing machines rather than the traditional uhi. The moko is special in the requirements to get one (like proving geneology records), which is why the term kirituhi was invented for visually similar tattoos that non-Māori people have get. IIRC the Human Rights Act 1993 makes no mention of tattoo based discrimination, and issues of denial of service based on the Tā moko instead are considered discrimination based on race.
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That first just digging, scratching, oblierating that skin.HURT!
My sleeve looked lot like the healing fish pic for a couple days, and it’s like 15 years old now and still looks great, that’s totally just how some people heal.
Yeah, that face tattoo at 2:00 is 100% fuego... extra points for the Tin-Tin tshirt
And that "yellow back pack" dude, the "artists'" signature isn't even the worst part...
GLOVO is like a European version of Uber eats and the like, only these guys go around almost exclusively by bike/scooter with a huge, square yellow back pack exactly like the one he got inked on him, but bigger
I mean WTF is wrong with people i swear...
You didn't mention how terrible it is for the woman who got the "clown" eye tattoo. Getting tattooed with what looks like makeup/mascara on her eye lashes. When you get tattooed you want to be clean and sterile. Maybe it is just the runoff from the ink getting in her lashes, but still a thing to point out.
Love the wind bars and waves
To be able to fix that Jesus so good was amazing!! Think if he got to do it from the start 😮
I mean the Cat Arm tattoo could have been cool if executed better, I think.
the guys painting give haunted pacassao doll energy
are we gonna ignore that that guy with the star of david also had a cross under his eye... somthings not adding up 🤣
and eshuayay (his username) is yeshua in pig latin...
17:50 THIS Poor individual has star of David in forehead and cross on cheeck bone 😮😮 and painting😂😂Oh those paintings 😮😂
Have a Merry Christmas Kirk
Merry Christmas my friend
That Jesus fix was incredible
Wow, that Jesus resurrection was incredible. 🎉
11:43 this is gorgeous 🤩 and the nip is done 👍🏿
18:43 HE IS RISEN 🙌🏿🙌🏿🙌🏿
15:49 😂😂😂😂😂😂 That fake as mokokauwai on his chin is for women only😂😂😂😂😂
I'm transgender
I agree having another artist signing a tattoo is a no go but what would you feel about a artist having a Easter egg image hidden in the piece
Your channel is pretty dope Which is great for me.Because now I have another tattoo channel to watch.😊
The featured artist at the end, the cholo goth has some sick work. Shouts out to SD.
The "shovel arm" tat may be the worst tattoo idea I've seen...brutal!!
Love your videos, got my kids birthdates in Roman numerals on my ankle…. Totally blown out, gotta love it 😅
It’s funny you brought up Post Malone because i graduated in 2017 so i was prime audience of the SC Rapper Face Tatt era, and Posty was one of literally the ONLY artist from that Era that no one cared what he looked like at all, because his music was just that good. WhiteIverson speaks for itself and so does the rest of his discography, and he didn’t go tattoo crazy until AFTER he blew up & was already a signed artist
What a way to start the day with some Mr Fagan
Yeah I know a guy who tattoos ans once he had an ocd client and the design was simple, but she wanted it placed like 25 times for not looking perfect symmetrical. He got it done so she was happy. It just was a point where you can very easily to tell just to go away.
I even have a vaque memory that it was a circle since she knew she cannot take anything complicated or it might drive her nuts.
12:04
What’s the name of the artist?? I couldn’t hear it clearly
In 44 years, I have not seen a good tattoo yet.
Using these videos as inspo for my next tat
How often do DM submissions take to get looked at??
17:54 nah thats GD 😂 see, he also has crosses on his cheek as well... 😂 This dude's bummed😂
12:45 I'm frickin geeking. BRO! HHHHHH. Way to kill me off.
The backpack is extra bad, because that's a food delivery company. Like uber eats etc. Probably worse than having a McDonalds logo tat even.
6:00 looks like theres sunburn everywhere else so
I had tiny bumps on the red of mine, after about 4 years it smoothed out and ok.
I just started getting a red reaction to a over a year old tattoo. It seems to be fixing it's self but probably should get a doc to looks at it just in case. 🤷
Woot! 80k grats
It's a hammerhead dude...
But why is the blackened eye of the first guy so swollen? Does it stay like this?
Oh my god how did pippygills get on Kirk’s page !
I'm magic
5:35 well never seen tattoo heal that way like iwe seen it be scabby (aka me) and some ppl just peals but that looks lil bit like infection to me🤔 but i could be wrong so plz correct me if i am wrong.
The translation cliff notes- the tattooed person didn't care for the piece and it's infected.
@@deltasaves yep, fingers get easily infected if not cleaned. Ik some dirty mofos who never wash their hands. Got fiew on my fingers healing rn tho they touchups
Cat arm looks ridiculous 😬🦡🏴
Hehe your videos always entertaining keep it up and meet Christmas
15:50 had me laughing too hard!
I have zero tattoos, I'll be 60 in July and there's only three tattoos I'd like to get, all are memorial tattoos..
1)an anklet of Five Alaskan For-Get-Me-Nots, a tribute to my Mom who birthed 5 girls & passed away unexpectedly at 86 in 2012.
2) A tattoo of my rainbow Seal Point Siamese Cat
The other tattoo of my Rainbow cat Bathsheba, a beautiful Black shorthair with an incredibly expressive face.
I have OCD so placement and details are essential for me. The flowers I want in color, the cats in black and white with only their eyes being colored. ALL tattoos must be Photo realistic.
I may need to have 2 different artists, but due to how easily photos can be manipulated I'm not sure how to choose an artist whose work looks exactly like their portfolio!
Why? Because two of my sisters received their anklet tattoos from the same artist. His portfolio showed beautiful realistic work with attention to detail. What they received looked exactly like how a kindergartener would draw and color a flower. The lines were wobbly, now that I know the term, lines were blown out and there was absolutely no definition or depth; very flat one dimensional. Yet his portfolio exhibited an entirely different level of artistry.
So how do you choose an artist? I've asked friends, but almost all were done somewhere other than Alaska!
I'd love your input on what questions to ask and red flags to look for. Because if someone f's up a tattoo on me because they lied about their skill level one of us is probably not going home!
Pretty sure that was Michael Jesus at the end. 😂
I have an artistic background but I could never tattoo someone. I would have too shaky of a hand. And we all know nobody in the tattoo world wants that.😊
happy holidays. what is your opinion on blackouts?
you are matthew gray gubbler in another reality where he ends up a tattoo artist LOL (a compliment btw,).
Traditional Japanese tattooers do it
the technical term is a "norwood tribal"
When you put the video in the bottom portion of the screen you can’t see anything because of the text overlay. Have no clue what it was you were watching
And the first tattoo isn’t bad like if they keep it up for years they will get better it’s just funny how people that can’t tattoo do complicated ones to start lol like do letters
Mary Cris miss Kurc!
Merry Christmas homie
@@kirkfagantattooJust wanted to point out that 15:48 on his chin is a fake mokokauwai, for women only. 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
14:21 these suck straight up. im sure this dude is a fantastic irezumi artist but man he could not have missed the mark more than on this water.
I know the guy with the whiskers hahhaha
FYI “Glovo” isn’t someone’s name, it’s a food delivery app in Spain and Portugal. That backpack is what the delivery drivers wear.
It is against Jewish law to get tattoo’ed, so the star of david is an interesting choice.
He also has a cross so he’s definitely not Jewish. But lots of Jewish people have tattoos, including religiously-themed tattoos. It’s against Jewish law, but no moreso than the hundreds of other rules people break on a daily basis. People are gonna be people.
Hey Kirk
I like the thorns on Jesus
Look quite like the ones on my rib cage (torn open look)that I have a Demon trying to get thru ( my thorny interior)
Mermaid is excellent 👌
i just find it wack af seeing pale people claim to be indigenous enough to the point they get the traditional native face tattoos. i notice alot of Australian and New Zealand people do that. keep it for the people who genuinely have native features to represent those tattoos.
it's not a moko it's the sword coming from Christ's mouth on the day of wrath with the horned altar of Abraham around it
that "90's tattooing" vid was actually funny, the second part of it wasn't but whatever
Facial tattoo guy should crop his hair right down, it would look great with the ink.
eshuayay is yeshua which somehow relates to the bible idk how dont remember off the top of my head but in pig latin... it goes with his tattoos ahahahah
Do you react to good tattoos
The guy with the sun and fish Polynesian tattoo is the only face tattoo I've ever liked.
I agree. The artistry was solid and very nice to look at.
My man is rocking a Tin-Tin Tattouage t-shirt... he knows what's good
Polynesian tatoo? R u sure about that. Sounds like circular misinformation.
kirk you sound sick
Post Malones bottom of a School Desk Look
Yeah ,,,,,, great ,,,,,,, ummmmmm ,,,,,,,,, N O
Nope! I DON’T want a CAT arm tat. It sux!
Tattoos are lame for lames
Lettering tattoos are sum of the best
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17:52 bro converted to Judaism, but got a "crown of thorns" tattoo? WTF!!! Make up your mind bro!?! Love your channel bro, but this guy's tats I hate!
He’s definitely not Jewish.
One of his worst videos for sure
Doggo yes. Never Ol Lady. Never....
Am I the only one here to say that post malone has no social value?
Neither do you
@ maybe I should have said artistic value instead 🤣
For clarity dogs are not human
Bro on right side thumbnail has a womens tatoo.😂😂😂😂😂😂 Is he trans? I'm not going to call it ta moko or mokokauwai. There is nothing traditional about that tatoo at all.
Yuck.
dude, your tattoos are ultra generic-lame. You have the most common and boring, gay tattoos. You have pride and vanity and you're not a sailor from the 16th century, dude. Get more original ones but thank you for running up my art and Star of David tatt, respect. They're not cat whiskers they are otter or bilby whiskers