Discovering Alien Cyborgs (?) with Twisted Pair (Movie Nights)
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- Опубліковано 6 вер 2024
- Phelan and I jump into the Neil Breen Cinematic Universe once again. This time he plays a pair of twin cyborg aliens that fight corruption and there's some sort of evil artist, maybe, with a fairy, sort of, and a double agent? There's a beard, we know that for sure.
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It takes a certain kind of talent to have bad chemistry with yourself.
Neil Breen and Neil Breen don’t work well together. Too outsized egos...
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Thankfully, Ryan George of Pitch Meetings does *NOT* have that problem.
That's a nice way of putting it.
Lack thereof
Neil Breen; "Corruption exists"
Audience; "Care to elaborate?"
Neil Breen; "I HEAR A MOUNTAIN LION!"
"Programmable virtual reality!" as opposed to the non-programmable virtual reality...?
" I was approaching a robotic ,humanoid state "
You definitely achieved that as an actor, Neil
These two are at their best when they're together.
I'll let you guess if I mean Phelan and Allison or Neil and Neil.
Alas, not Neil and Tommy...yet.
Love it!
You’re clearly talking about Screenwriter Guy and Producer Guy from Pitch Meetings!
Phelan’s palpable hatred of Neil Breen is both hilarious and understandable.
Spiderbreen, Spiderbreen, relies heavily on greenscreen.
Can't emote, with his face, perfect Superman powers from space.
An evil twin named Kale? A super villain named Cous(cous)?
Does Neil Breen have a personal vendetta against healthy foods?
He's channeling his inner Dragon Ball Z
@@ameekasoar Beat me to it.
This whole movie was him raging against his diet
Isn't Kale a DB Super character?
@@dubuyajay9964 wait wait don’t you mean ‘BEET me to it’😜
26:05 The little plastic rats next to the homeless man I'm losing it
Well as the new president of The Bank, I completely agree!
I hope you're not corrupt
@@lkrnpk no. The last guy was an he resigned.
Were you in the movie?
@@dubuyajay9964 no
@@joebaumgart1146 Oh, ok.
Neil Breen movies are an exercise in witnessing what happens on a screen and just accepting that it happened
The Picture of Neil Breen on Wikipedia has his eyes closed.
I had to check. It was worth it.
Oh my good Lord i checked too I think I might be deceased
I checked it out and he opened his eyes like the oracle's on Neverending story....and then closed them again.
Neil Breen at Tanagra. His eyes closed.
From the Wikipedia talk page:
> would be nice to get a photo of mr. breen where his eyes are open
> Me personally, I think the current photo in its utter ugliness and amateurishness captures the essence of Mr. Breen perfectly.
> Agreed fully, this is how he provides pictures of himself, this needs to stay.
Phelan’s laugh is so infectious 😄😄😄. I love the way he laughs.
same!
"He seems like someone who either doesn't understand or doesn't like...um humor" hahahahahahaHAHAHAHAAH 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
For this latest Movie Nights, I only have this to say: BREEN IT ON!
The plot reminds me of the kind of thing we would invent as small kids. “We’ll all be connected telepathically… I don’t need a weapon because I have powers… the most terrible cyber AND TERRORIST attack ever!”
"They. Can't. Hurt. Me.
You. Can't. Get. Hurt."
Tommy Wiseau, James Nguyen, Neil Been, these men have almost pioneered their own subgenre. Every frame, there's something wrong and you could talk about it for ages. I'm grateful. Great video, and thank you for introducing me to another great filmmaker.
you're forgetting John De Hart of Road to Revenge/GETEVEN and Steve Barkett of Empire of the Dark.
The Chills imitation and the Neil Breen Myspace page still have me cracking up. 😂
Number 10...Burger King Foot Kale...
And that's why they call me John Discovered-stock-footage Court!
A friend of mine's dad actually was in a Neil Breen movie... it was Pass Thru, actually!
awesome!
Lucky
Was he the kidney stone?
Whoa
Isn't that corrupt??
Being serious, that's actually really cool though.
Movie Nights Presents: Neil Breen Episode lll: Brevenge of The Sith
I'm Rey.....Rey Breen
You meant: "Brevenge of the Breeth".
You misspelled "Shit", I see. ;)
I kid. Like, they're bad movies, but enjoyably so.
I remember seeing this...hmmm... "movie" in an actual movie theatre with 2700 other peoples. What ensues was 89 minutes of pure collective chaos and confusion. We were also somewhat disappointed that Breen did not kiss that eagle despite our many pleas :'(
All and all, 'twas a great time, I'm never doing it again though.
Why was this in a theatre??
These things show up in theaters? How? Why? I just figured they were straight to dvd.
@@Rainbowthewindsage It was during the 4th nuit nanarland, a event dedicated to so bad it's good movie. It was the opening movie of the night, we lost 20% of the attendance (And it was followed by a terrible south korean propaganda live-action/animated movie that destroyed what was left of our brain cells at about four frames per second)
So no, it never really made its way to proper distribution because... Well... You've seen the review haven't you ?
@@WhatTheHellias A so bad it's good movie event makes more sense. I thought you meant like a normal theater experience and was wondering who Niel had to pay off.
Needs a song called “Kiss the Bird”
A dark, sick part of me wants to watch Neil Breen's Films.
It then remembers how I watched 'The Time Machine (I Found At A Yard Sale)' thanks to you.
It shuts up.
D:
The first thing that came to mind when reading the words "Twisted Pair" was testicular torsion.
Yeah, that's about what this feels like...
Good for Neil Breen for getting out there and making movies despite having no film making talents! It's honestly pretty inspiring!
Our mere human intellect is not enough to appreciate the sheer BREEN-ius at work here.
At some point Neil.Breen is going to go full Yukio Mishima , form his own private army, take over some government building (or abandoned Blockbuster Video store), and read his manifesto before trying to induce self immolation. Once everyone has stopped laughing he is eventually installed in a nice padded cell.
"I've never had a beard! I've never had a beard!", Neil Breen, 2019.
The fake beard he has is so obviously fake that it doesn’t count…
This movie is like watching a UA-cam playthrough for a FMV game that was made by the same dev team that made Fallout '76.
I don't think he understands what the word "humanoid" means.
He said he's becoming more humanoid... well, maybe he is...
I think it's pretty clear he doesn't know what any words mean.
I think he thought it was a fancier way of saying superhuman. That is my only guess at how any of that make any sense because my first reaction was "What do you mean more humanoid? You're already humanoid, your human!"
@@Rainbowthewindsage I mean I wouldn't go that far, but I agree he resembles the shape of a human.
6:45 I assume he meant they got rid of all the extra arms and moved the legs to the right places?
How is it that red dwarf a show famous for it low budget had better spilt screen effects in 1988
Because of Smeg Power!!!
Someone cared.
Because of Ace Rimmer. What a guy!
@@zaneseibert Without him, life would be much grimmer.
Thank God the one guy has a beard. I wouldn't have known which one of them was evil otherwise.
In film school, his classmates were Tommy Wiseau & the director of Birdemic.
Ah, the extremely lost generation.
Hey they paid for those fairy teleportation special effects and dammit they're going to use them.
Are you sure they didn't come free with Windows Movie Maker or whatever he used?
Phelan really had his pair in a twist over the last Neil Breen movie
I saw this in a sold out theatre with a ton of other drunk people and had a lot of fun.
Phelous’s insight into editing a person talking to himself is especially interesting given that I remember reading that he helped Linkara with some editing of storyline segments, including the scene of Linkara circling the Entity
That is impressive 😊
I get these creepy vibes from Breen, like one day he will make an actual snuff film.
He's too incompetent to make a snuff film. It'd just be him going, "I KILLED a man! I KILLED a man! I KILLED a man! I KILLED a man!" for 80 minutes while he's stock footage from an acutal snuff film.
I think he’d want to be the person being snuffed, then decide that his death would prematurely end his creative control of the movie! So maybe a very unconvincing death involving nobody actually being killed.
Ooh just had a thought, what if we get Neil Breen to adapt Tyra Banks novel Modelland!!? That would be a Twisted Pair if there ever was one.
It’s a lovely thought, but I can’t see Breen being able to film anything he didn’t entirely write. If he managed to create a film there wouldn’t be much of the book in it, if any!
#EyesonBreen
Guys, don't stop doing these.
I like how in the RLM episode they slowly realized that maybe Breen is not just a older man pursuing his dream of making movies but a legit crazy person who is, or should be, on some list. XD
I legit laughed out loud!
@RedLetterMedia #EyesonBreen
@@EricLefebvrePhotography he is becoming a crazier David Lynch lol
I just noticed that in the bum scene there are a few stuffed-animal rats sitting next to him.
If I wrote a spoof novel about evil aliens they’d probably be called the Breen...
Bilateral Testicular Torsion isn’t that great a name for a movie...
Pretty sure they had that on Star Trek
Star trek has already took the name Breen for one of their aliens.
Instead of just repeating that Star Trek had Breen, I'm gonna say that they were in DS9 and semi-prominently featured in the last season.
Had cool looking ships and helmets that looked like Leia's bounty hunter helmet from Return of the Jedi.
The Breen were said to be mysterious and strange... Maybe that's where good old Neil came from?
@@planescaped
The fact that the Breen hide their true appearance under a heavy suit and strange helmet, by golly, they could all look like _Neil Breen!_
Hooray! It seems like it's been forever since the last one...but so does anything "in these trying times." Also love the new hair color!
Soooooo, alternate Breen is just a worse version of evil Leo. Also, my gods, that beard is unconvincing. Also also, when Brean unconvincingly shouts “I’ve never had a beard,” it siunds like he is going to say “you are tearing me apart, Lisa,” next.
That restaurant was obviously closed. I wonder if they had permission to even film there.
It's invisible!
If I recall correctly, it's a las vegas community college, and it seems they gave him permission to film after hours (hense so many night shots)
the Chills bit, omg i choked on my kitkat.
19:53 🤣 perfect interpretation of Chills
Funny thing is, your explosion effects were better than Breen's - how sad is that?
Sidenote: I really like the new outro music!
In the theatre when I saw this, everyone erupted in cheers and applause when the “all the Ns and Bs” credit came up.
The Movie Nights theme has no right to slap as hard as it does
Neil Breen is a gift that just never stops giving.
"The Cooze Empire"
(Pam Poovey snickers in the distance)
he saw his whole unit die on a Cooze
Thank you for your public service in reviewing these Breen trainwrecks, I was just about crying laughing watching the explosion montage
The Chills bit gets me every time.
You are correct about the movie in the theater - it was Breen's second movie, "I Am Here....Now." And yes, there are four periods in that ellipsis. :-D
EDIT: Aw, nuts, it looks like it was Pass-Thru, the movie that came before Twisted Pair.
It was pass thru.
@@Safer7Sephiroth Pass Thru was Breen's previous movie, but I'm not 100% it had an aurora. For some reason I thought I remembered a beach being shown on the screen, too, so I don't know.
@@lotus-prince Wasn't a beach, it was breen walking through the desert with a field of corpses.
@@Safer7Sephiroth Oh, nuts - I must've conflated that scene with when "the being" appears. Alrighty, I'll edit my post. Thanks!
@@lotus-prince The sad thing is that I can identify what Breen movie i'm looking at by screen shot.
Thank you for reviewing this. UA-cam kept recommending that I buy Twisted Pair, and my morbid sense of curiosity kept tempting me. Thank you for sating my curiosity and saving me money (and sanity).
Allison may no longer punch to the beat in the opening... But I sure do.
The only thing with perfect continuity throughout all Breen's movies is his horrible hairstyle.
LOL at the wonderful Chills impression!
You have hands down the best intro theme song of any channel on this site
_"Justice is served",_ says Neil as he blows up a bunch of servers. And you guys say he doesn't have a sense of humor.
The Chills roast was pretty damn funny. #15 Movie Nights Foot Lettuce
Don't forget that Neil Breen has made FIVE Feature Full Length Films.
Harold P. Warren only managed one- the hack!
Don't forget that they are NOT midnight movies too!!
The slow version of the MN theme at the end credits is awesome.
The Chills roast was amazing
That Chills stuff was some of the funniest stuff I’ve seen you do.
I love me some Neil been. Even better with Alison and Phelous reviewing it
After watching Twisted Pair myself I can confrim Allison and Phalen's review makes it appear more coherent than it actually is.
Neil kept his promise he made in his crowdfunding to film everything at night on this movie.
It was mainly night because he has to film after the college facilities were closed to students, but he kept his promise no less...
I wonder if the two homeless' plastic rats are a metaphor for the twin brothers. But he must do a director's commentary track.
Maybe he did it in his three hours director masterclass DVD?
Finally the I-man sequel we've always wanted
I-Man vs DIE-Man!
Who am I-man? What am I-man? What's happened to us? And I-Man??
He became more humanoid than a human 😵
Wow! The butterfly scene. That is a blast from the past for me, growing up with YTV.
What the heck. I kinda wanna go back to the Fateful Findings review and count how many times Phelan says “Stup face”.
That Movie Nights theme is getting better and better. The version that plays over the credits is just fantastic. *Chef's Kiss*
The food kale is more interesting that Neil’s Kale.
The only thing that could make this movie better would be a redub with Chills doing every voice
Yeah but then we see the building it's completely destroyed and we see none of the soldiers come out, so did he really protect them or save them?
I can say one thing I guess he just gets a bunch of his friends together and they decide to make a movie. Just like when I was a kid me and my brothers and our friends in the neighborhood would sometimes play army.
You'd think so but no he considers himself a big time movie maker... and takes it VERY seriously and puts out legitimate casting calls.
Corrupt on, Corrupty Corruptors! :-D
Are you reading my mind, guys? I've heard about this movie like two days ago and wondered: "Hm, is there a Movie Nights video about this masteriece, I'd watch the hell out of it. Oh, nope, there's none". And here you are! Thanks as always!
Kale caused the pandemic, Cade will cure it.
Breeniac - One of Serpermun's greatest enemies!
"Kade is pretty stupid."
...I mean you're not wrong.
omg... that foreplay fight was meant to be one of those martial arts fights where they grin and hug at the end... it was meant to show off how epic and kickass they both are... except... ....yuh know...
A Neil Breen cinematic universe. “I Am Here Now” Neil on the way out gets the twins. They come back and “Double Down” Neil is Cade doing his thing. “Twisted Pair” is the end of the twins. But he left behind the jewels from Kooze which contained all the corruption info, which “Fateful Findings” Neil finds and exposes. Because of the chaos, “I Am Here Now” Neil comes back in “Pass Thru” and kills 300 million people. Next movie is Neil repopulating the Earth since all the hot ladies want Neil’s D.
He can't repopulate the earth, he only killed 300 million there's still like 6.7+ billion other people. At best he could repopulate like America, which I'm not sure at least 1/3 of the country aren't his kids already.
16:21 I MISS.......those broken laptops!
I imagine at some point there has to be an "Ed Wood" or "Disaster Artist" film made about Mr. Breen. "Mr. Breen Makes a Movie" ? Great video as always, I've missed my Movie Nights!
This came right when I needed it XD the title card alone put me in a better mood
Yes, Breen movies are parts of the same breeniverse but I can't quite explain it, too confusing😭 Good Bad or Bad Bad fellas tried to piece it together, but their reviews are no longer available
Because Neil Breen put a copyright claim on them . They’re trying to resolve the issue . Dammit , Breen!
BUT ISN'T IT CORRUPT?! ISN'T IT THE BETRAYAL OF PEOPLE'S TRUST?! 👿
@@TanukiOkiyo come on, Breen, really?
@@LixiaWinter I follow them too. They’re the reason I’m aware of this Neil guy😂
I love the Chills shoutout ! Thanks for the upload ❤️
This guy needs to be brought up on charges. 7 counts of attempted felonious movie making. Sentence: Life + 150 years.
“Tell Mom I said hi,” has been interpreted by some reviewers as Cade and his willing-to-roleplay woman being brother and sister! That idea never crossed my mind but… maybe?
The “Shout out to my boy ET!” moment could be the entire review and I would be happy. It kills me every time.
You didn't tell us that Bono from U2 made a cameo.
Phelan, your shirt is awesome!!!!!
I've waited 84 years for this
Just seeing footage on a Neil Breen review feels like it could give me a brain tumor. I don't know how anyone can survive actually watching one of his movies.
Neil Breen: Vigilante Justice Messiah.
That fairy's shoes look uncannily like Kamen Rider Bravo.
I don't know who this comment is for, but if you enjoyed it, you are a massive geek.
I'd say this is the most David Lynch Movie it does feel like Mulholland Drive with elements of season 3 of twin peaks but with the look of inland empire
Neil Breen's movies feel like the ultimate Try Not To Laugh challenge. I'll probably give myself a hernia trying that.
Loved this. Breen’s just announced a new movie - hope you review that too!
I watch Chills videos... you had him perfectly imitated.