You actually can btw. It’s called “set_province_controller” If you look at the code in the chinese costal provinces occupied by Japan in 1939 you could figure it out pretty quickly. OR, you could use “setcontroller” in the command console.
They were about to pull off the og encirclement too, but then they lost Atlanta and got folded like France loosing Paris. What happens when there’s only one victory point I guess.
@@stevenpohl8662 1: Georgia has never been a country that can surrender, it was ruled by the CSA at the time, which didn’t surrender until Sherman made it to NC. 2: Confederate forces didn’t fold when Sherman took Atlanta, they set the city on fire and retreated to Savannah where they were defeated.
Tbh Georgia looked like it was gonna pull off the mother of all OG encirclements, but because of the way hoi4 is designed Atlanta is the only victory point and they immediately got capped.
Texas: *Is the first Superpower State to fall.* California: "Hah! Suck it mother FUC-" Wyoming: *Consumes Texas* California: "Yeah, no, I surrender." Meanwhile, Florida: "SUCK MY PENNINSULA, WYOMING!!! FOR THE REPUB-" Georgia: *Upgrades to Windows 10*
So basically, the "fly over" states consolidate into a super country that fights a war on two fronts against the metropolitan centers and wins. Sounds about right. All hail imperial Wyoming.
General: “My Emperor we have unified all the states” Emperor: “No, two have escaped our iron grip, but soon they will fall to us, prepare the Imperial Fleet. “
The wyoming man prowls quietly in the night. The only thing Florida man fears is wyoming man. Wyoming man is unmatched in his force weilding abilities and saber skills.
After years of continuous civil strife and constant warfare, a new age dawns in the United States, restored and reorganized by the might and prowess of the people of the great nation of Wyoming. Despite occupation by Seattle, and destruction of the original Wyoming capital, victory and peace has been achieved by the Thermopolis government. Long Live the Emperor!
@@IloveRumania I imagine it being built up to be a glittering new imperial capital, with magnificent buildings and towers proudly signing in a new age. The hot spring is now services big spa hotels that will be the envy of the world over.
Wyoming: least populated state, landlocked, near the middle of the map and surrounding by powerful states Also Wyoming: whats disadvantage mean; mining the fuck out of America
I was stationed in Wyoming during my time in the military, and can confirm that it is indeed cursed. I never suspected that it was THIS cursed, but I'm not surprised either.
I imagine a alternate timeline where Wyoming secedes during the civil war, wins with tumbleweeds, then joins central powers, taking the americas, then Germany collapsing then Wyoming taking Europe along with its colonies, then nukes the hell out of Asia and the other independent nation. Then they start colonizing space. The Imperial Galactic Empire of Wyoming
@@excalibur2772 I mean the election had nothing to do with my comment. I was referring to what happened in the video. I still like Biden better than Bernie because Biden isn't as somehow braindead lmao.
"During the Battle of Hoover Dam, the Great Khans quickly evacuated Red Rock Canyon and headed north and east into the plains of Wyoming. There, they reconnected with the Followers of the Apocalypse and rebuilt their strength. Bolstered by ancient knowledge of governance, economics, and transportation, they carved a mighty empire out of the ruins of the Northwest."
When it was admitted as a state, Wyoming demanded that all prior states reformat themselves into parallelograms, that they too may bask in perfect geometry. We should have known Wyoming wouldn't give up.
The reason Wyoming won is that Nebraska tried to take on Kansas AND Iowa AND Wyoming all at once. The end result of that is that Nebraska conquered Kansas and took all the land that Iowa took from South Dakota, only to get overextended and surrounded and surrender it all to Wyoming. At that point, Wyoming was the strongest heartland state and could conquer all the others to create an empire large and strong enough to crush the coastal powers.
The same thing happened with Iowa: they were fighting Missouri and North Dakota and Wyoming all at the same time, and while most of their troops were preoccupied Wyoming was able to make it to their capital. This made Wyoming a regional powerhouse among non-coastal areas north of Texas, and now Wyoming already controlled much of the area west of the Great Lakes.
Then, it happened yet again that Wyoming had a neighbor to the east that had grown large but was fighting a war on at least three fronts. Missouri was fighting Texas to the south and North Carolina to the east, and was probably still recovering from their conquest of Indiana.
In real life Texas would've probably taken every state around it and gone north. California would push in from the west. New England would push in from the east. They'd meet in the middle. This is more taking into account the actual GDP and population of the states.
So essentially......America vanished. We all know Wyoming doesn't exist so if the whole USA became Wyoming, then the whole USA is gone. Obligatory /s for those who can't get jokes.
The funny thing is... it’s not *that* unrealistic. It relies upon the United States falling apart in a Sengoku Jidai manner, where each state (aside from New England) is its own thing, but when you’re in that massive of a free-for-all, it can go to a group that starts out weak but gets the big wins where it counts. What makes it unrealistic is it being a FFA. Battle lines would be drawn, sure, but states would ally together out of common interests, and also just to avoid having to fight a 6 front war all at once...
@@Wraithfighter well ya of course there are some realistic aspects to it. But for the most part these FFA’s are in no way realistic and that’s why even the weakest of states can win out o pure dumb luck.
@@Wraithfighter it doesn't take geography into account at all. Natural barriers like mountains or the great lakes drastically impact defensibility If you wanna take michigan you better be doing ajrstrikes or serial bombing cuz they only have to defend small borders
@@andrewjazdzyk1215 Hah, good point. Western half of the nation especially, it'd almost be entertaining to see someone try to invade the Rocky Mountain states and beyond...
Unfortunately, I can’t make the North East any smaller. So, you guys are on team New England!
Forget Fortnite, how bout 'United States: Battle Royale'
Yeah
You actually can btw. It’s called “set_province_controller” If you look at the code in the chinese costal provinces occupied by Japan in 1939 you could figure it out pretty quickly. OR, you could use “setcontroller” in the command console.
Always have been.
0:17 ohio my have been defeated but we will rise again
Lolz, Wyoming be like: "Who has the least people now?!"
If Wyoming is the only state left they are still technically the least populated...
@@AlreadyTakenTag bruh.
@@AlreadyTakenTag but the most at the same time
I'm pretty sure it's 1936 mod and in that time Neveda had a smaller population than Wyoming.
@@batzal9459 Hmm, excellent point! Now I wanna look it up....
How did the state with the least amount of people have the most soldiers.
It’s not about the population.
It’s about the guns per capita.
@@dionadair8195 then texas beats Wyoming by a land slide with that rule.
They conscripted the entire population and used others as slaves
Recruited every man, woman, child and bison
OHIO HAD THE MOST power when Hoi took place
"Be there or be square." Wyoming was both there and square.
*rectangle but the joke is still funny.
cries in colorado
@Egg Egg egg egg Shrek is square?
Lol
IMPERIAL WYOMING
Sup
114 Likes and 1 Comment Nice Logic 😎
As a Wyomingite I can't believe we lost the capital to Washington for so long
Wyomingite Empire
It kinda sounds like the name of a Chinese dynasty for some reason
Meanwhile hawaii and alaska just chillin'
True winners!
Puerto Rico: adiós
Pacific Islanders during the Great American Balkanization: Oh no! Anyway.
@@Deadvalley200 they are like Crete and slovenian, yeah sure it affects us but fuck it
Alaska must be at war with Canada while the Kingdom of Hawaii is unifying Polynesia.
I like how Georgia reappears half way through, crushes Florida, then dies
They were about to pull off the og encirclement too, but then they lost Atlanta and got folded like France loosing Paris. What happens when there’s only one victory point I guess.
@@bordergore7623 Sherman burning Atlanta also made Georgia fold so history does repeat itself then
@@stevenpohl8662
1: Georgia has never been a country that can surrender, it was ruled by the CSA at the time, which didn’t surrender until Sherman made it to NC.
2: Confederate forces didn’t fold when Sherman took Atlanta, they set the city on fire and retreated to Savannah where they were defeated.
As a Georgian, if there’s anything we’re gonna do with our last dying breath, it’s probably kill Alabama, but Florida will do. 🤣
As is written.
Watching Wyoming's name grow gave me rising anxiety throughout the video.
It's switch to Imperial Wyoming nearly gave me a heart attack
Not to mention the song also builds suspense
Texas should've won, biggest state and most people lol
@@loganward2471 Texas isn’t the biggest state nor does it has the most people. Alaska is the the biggest state, and California has the most people.
@@loganward2471 You sure bro?
@@jiraffe9600 well alska wasn't on the map so texas is the biggest state on the map
But still biggest state is Alaska
Everybody gangsta till the Second Coming of Georgia
We will rise again!
“Wait... I’ve seen this one”
General Sherman: YOU again?!
Florida: But, you’re dead!
Georgia: My death was greatly exaggerated
Texas: i got 1bln GDP
California: i got more
Wyoming: ok, now give it all to me
you mean trillion right
Texas no win😡😡😡😤😤😤
Florida: hold out against the Wyoming tide for ages
Georgia: mind if I fuck it all up?
Florida kept all of Florida for so long then Georgia pops up and tells them to migrate west
Tbh Georgia looked like it was gonna pull off the mother of all OG encirclements, but because of the way hoi4 is designed Atlanta is the only victory point and they immediately got capped.
How did Georgia get Georgia back anyhow? Some type of treaty? They were completely wiped out
@@oolacilesbotnet6564 rebellion obviously
Lol
i like how georgia just decides to show back up halfway through
I mean, if it's that or be part of Florida...
Georgian might is unstoppable
@@101jir if we are all going to die to Wyoming, you better believe we will take our last days to wipe out Florida out of pure spite
"Rumours about my death were greatly exaggerated!"
Nebraska gets annexed by Wyoming in the first minute, never been more disappointed in my state smh...
Try Michigan who got annexed by fcking OHIO in the first like 10 seconds😂
At least you’re not a New Yorker
MY STATE FUCKIN DIED IN LESS THAN A SECOND
@@novacentorium4943 Haha yes Boston finally ended the sports rivalry lol
@@disillusionedrightest7313 NO RED SOX ARE CALLED THAT WAY FOR A REASON BECUASE THEY SUCK AND CAN EAT OUR SOCKS
How do you think I feel about Georgia being taken out by bloody Florida!?
Well, Florida man is pretty powerful...
Therapist: Imperial Wyoming doesn't exist, it can't hurt you
Imperial Wyoming:
Wow so funny...definitely haven’t seen this joke 1,000,000,000,000,000 times
@@BabySonicGT bruh fuck off I laughed at this, if you didn’t, then move on
The rapist 0_0 i cannot unsee that spelling of therapist
Texas no win😡😡😡😤😤😤
Texas, California, and New England: "Oh, you've gotta be kidding me..."
California got what it deserved
Texas got what it deserved.
They both deserved it for boasting that their the best states and get clapped on by the least populated state
Texas: *Is the first Superpower State to fall.*
California: "Hah! Suck it mother FUC-"
Wyoming: *Consumes Texas*
California: "Yeah, no, I surrender."
Meanwhile, Florida: "SUCK MY PENNINSULA, WYOMING!!! FOR THE REPUB-"
Georgia: *Upgrades to Windows 10*
@@12stem.b-obenita ok but texas is like objectively the best state
Can we be real who came in here thinking Wyoming was going to win
Never expected it, I always hope georgia wins
I was hoping Texas. Started Rooting for Wyoming after Texas fell because I didn’t want any of the costal states winning
Did not see that coming
I thought it was likely to be either Texas or California.
I the Wyomingite was hoping to believe
Imagine just chilling on the couch and some man with 10 guns riding a bison rolls up and says some hippity hoppity this is now Wyoming
Texas no win😡😡😡😤😤😤
Ah Florida the army of the Floridamen betrayed by Georgia seems legit
I mean we do steal some of Florida’s population so that checks out
We Georgians would rather die than be a Floridian
@Griffin Clary Tf does that mean?
@Griffin Clary how so? I live and georgia, and we havent done anything to bad
@@davoid1792 we Floridian would rather die than become Georgian
"The rise of Rome is the most epic"
Me:
Got your ass kicked by us, the Marylanders
*"The Rise Of Wyoming, Now in theaters!*
Texas no win😡😡😡😤😤😤
With what people did Wyoming win this war with
Cowboy cavalry and 10+ guns per person
Rdr2 style
None, they had an army of bisons
Bison cavalry
@Egg Egg egg egg nah Delaware didn't do much. Lol
In order to ensure our security and continuing stability, the state will be reorganized into the *first Wyoming Empire.*
Florida: *releases Georgia from Wyoming*
Georgia: *Attacks florida after that*
Florida: XD
So basically, the "fly over" states consolidate into a super country that fights a war on two fronts against the metropolitan centers and wins. Sounds about right. All hail imperial Wyoming.
Hail! Hailll!
I'm from Ohio...and I approve this message.
As long as Commiefornia doesn’t win I’m happy.
@@januarysson5633 Or St. Cuomosburg
Texas no win😡😡😡😤😤😤
Meanwhile Mexico looking from the border: Tf they doin ova de?
Imperial Wyoming: your ass is next
Texas no win😡😡😡😤😤😤
As someone from Wyoming this brings a tear to my eye
Same here. Our state defeated them all
Yo same
Sheridan gang where you at?
@@jacksondavies1451 aaayyyy what street you live on if ya don’t mind me askin
@@innuendoike1004 I'm over by thorn rider
Georgia’s entire existence for this video was to be a giant “Uno reverse Card” to Florida
"i live in america"
no, you live in *W Y O M I N G*
Texas no win😡😡😡😤😤😤
General: “My Emperor we have unified all the states”
Emperor: “No, two have escaped our iron grip, but soon they will fall to us, prepare the Imperial Fleet. “
Alaska and Hawaii: *sweats nervously*
Texas no win😡😡😡😤😤😤
Hawaii, Alaska, Puerto Rico, American Samoa, Guam, etc be like: *What the Hell is going on...*
The United States of Wyoming
The rise of the Imperial States of Wyoming is whats going on. Bow to the newly risen federation peasants.
dafuq dey doin' over there?
Who doesn’t exist now?
-Imperial Wyoming
Wow chill, we're sorry.
-Everyone else
@Empeir osol Puerto Rico? Also we don't control enough of the Philippines to count it as ours.
My state, apparently. It is one of 2 to be forgotten.
This round didn't take state super weapons into account. Like how Florida has Florida man.
Ah, yes Florida man. The bane of everyone's existence. Has max stats but no cohesion. Because if he was cohesive the world would end
The wyoming man prowls quietly in the night. The only thing Florida man fears is wyoming man. Wyoming man is unmatched in his force weilding abilities and saber skills.
Wyoming man is far more terrifying, he'll kill you before you even find him
I mean the first region Wyoming took is where most of the silos are. Plus Wyoming has their own. So they’d instantly be a nuclear power
“Rip and tear... until it is done” - Wyoming
Georgia: "I ran out of booze, guess I'll join the fight. Alright Florida prepare to get nuked"
Florida:"wait what?"
Texas no win😡😡😡😤😤😤
If you told me 10 minutes ago that Wyoming would win the battle for the USA, I would think you were insane
How wrong I was
After years of continuous civil strife and constant warfare, a new age dawns in the United States, restored and reorganized by the might and prowess of the people of the great nation of Wyoming. Despite occupation by Seattle, and destruction of the original Wyoming capital, victory and peace has been achieved by the Thermopolis government. Long Live the Emperor!
South pass city is now the religious epicenter of North America.
The Washington Federation will rise again, and we'll take your capital once again.
@@whalesauce3647 All Washington agitators and prisoners of war will face execution by being thrown into a hot spring, by the Emperor's orders!
Thermopolis doesn't have much xD
Except for its hot spring.
@@IloveRumania I imagine it being built up to be a glittering new imperial capital, with magnificent buildings and towers proudly signing in a new age. The hot spring is now services big spa hotels that will be the envy of the world over.
Wyoming: least populated state, landlocked, near the middle of the map and surrounding by powerful states
Also Wyoming: whats disadvantage mean; mining the fuck out of America
Texas no win😡😡😡😤😤😤
“You mean... it’s all Ohio?!”
“Not if I can help it.” -Wyoming
Michigan: is demolishing Ohio
Also Michigan: Surrenders to Ohio for no reason
Which is precisely why I disliked this video.
Just like B1G football!!
It doesn't even make sense from a geographic standpoint- taking michigan is rough cuz of the lakes
New England: "I never thought I'd die fighting side by side with a southerner"
Georgia: "what about side by side with a friend?"
The only scenario where I, a Canadian, could accurately pinpoint Wyoming on a map.
I'm just glad California didn't win.
They have too much soy and less chads
@@suisiwara2036 hell yeah
I was stationed in Wyoming during my time in the military, and can confirm that it is indeed cursed. I never suspected that it was THIS cursed, but I'm not surprised either.
I imagine a alternate timeline where Wyoming secedes during the civil war, wins with tumbleweeds, then joins central powers, taking the americas, then Germany collapsing then Wyoming taking Europe along with its colonies, then nukes the hell out of Asia and the other independent nation. Then they start colonizing space. The Imperial Galactic Empire of Wyoming
My distain for Georgia has grown tenfold after watching this.
Did you vote for Trump?
@@excalibur2772 yes
@@michaelsanchez7848 Glad to hear you're still bitter then
@@excalibur2772 I mean the election had nothing to do with my comment. I was referring to what happened in the video. I still like Biden better than Bernie because Biden isn't as somehow braindead lmao.
@@michaelsanchez7848 Oh well Georgia went blue unlike Florida so yeah
Ya when Texas fell I know who was going win at that point
“It’s all Wyoming?”
“Always has been.”
Imperial Wyoming sounds like a rejected Sufjan Stevens album.
Everyone watching Wyoming conquer their home state🥲
Missouri (my home) put up a good fight for a while, but the men from The Square Void won in the end.
Georgia revolted against my state and then got fucked anyways.
Utah deserves to die at the hands of any state excluding California
Texas: If new Mexico had just lay down and died....
@@4mbrose Long Live Mormon America 🇺🇸
"During the Battle of Hoover Dam, the Great Khans quickly evacuated Red Rock Canyon and headed north and east into the plains of Wyoming. There, they reconnected with the Followers of the Apocalypse and rebuilt their strength. Bolstered by ancient knowledge of governance, economics, and transportation, they carved a mighty empire out of the ruins of the Northwest."
Im glad good ol'new england held their own. 💂 "For the Republic!!"
Long live the republic of New England
I've never in my life seen North Carolina last that long. Amazing.
4:17 Georgia be like “OH FLORIDA, YOU CANT RUN”
If y’all don’t understand it’s a meme about dream and George, but dream is florida
I've heard of discussions regarding a "Wyoming Rule," but I didn't think this is what they meant!
Just imagine how absolutely demolished the midwest is.
The US in 2020: *exist*
The US in 2021: *deleted from every map*
Absolutely based and Wyoming pilled boots and revolvers for everyone
Wyoming to Florida: prepare for trouble
Georgia: and make that double
Remind not to piss off anyone from Wyoming.
Wyoming is like the weird cousin of the states, so imagine this in real life.
Mean while, in the north
IMPERIAL AlAska
Me at the start: “Oh no, Texas took Shreveport! So...uh...thanks I guess?”
GA with a comeback and decided to attack Wyoming oof.
Wyoming won fair and *s q u a r e*
Or to use the words of a wise man:
"This is getting complicated..."
Like a wise man who killed the Men, the Women, and yes even the Children once said: “This is where the fun begins.”
Nobody knows what people do in Wyoming. Nobody knew they were preparing
Ah yes the state of New England...
They don't have the separate New England states in HOI4, so that's the best you can get. Besides, it's all practically the same thing anyways
@@TheRealSU24 you can drive through RI in like an hour. It's basically just the love child of MA and CT.
@@TheRealSU24 Ask a Mainer what he thinks bostonians and you might not think that way anymore.
@@franciswatson8793 I am a Mainer, and I do hate them, but i don't think I we are that much different
@@TheRealSU24 we new Englanders have to stick together. No one gets to fuck with us but us.
When it was admitted as a state, Wyoming demanded that all prior states reformat themselves into parallelograms, that they too may bask in perfect geometry.
We should have known Wyoming wouldn't give up.
The plan continues apace, brother. They suspect nothing of our true motive.
Alaska and Hawaii must've taken over the rest of the world
Wyoming Becomes *Imperial Wyoming*
U.S: Ight! Imma Be a State of Wyoming
‘48 states fighting’
Alaska and Hawaii: Sad state noise
Puerto Rico: Nice movie
Not sure why, no their really on their own.
Puerto rico and hawai
And then Czech Navy swam to the Imperial Wyoming and conquered it with single "Ahoj"
Alaska: what's happened there
Hawai: What a good show, Puerto Rico brings the popcorn
Shouts out to Ohio being a literal battleground state
Other states: we have you outnumbered!
Imperial Wyoming: *I like those odds*
"And it looks like Florida has a nice foothold on the Southeast, looking to - and what's this?! OH MY GOD IT'S GEORGIA WITH A STEEL CHAIR!"
The reason Wyoming won is that Nebraska tried to take on Kansas AND Iowa AND Wyoming all at once. The end result of that is that Nebraska conquered Kansas and took all the land that Iowa took from South Dakota, only to get overextended and surrounded and surrender it all to Wyoming.
At that point, Wyoming was the strongest heartland state and could conquer all the others to create an empire large and strong enough to crush the coastal powers.
The same thing happened with Iowa: they were fighting Missouri and North Dakota and Wyoming all at the same time, and while most of their troops were preoccupied Wyoming was able to make it to their capital. This made Wyoming a regional powerhouse among non-coastal areas north of Texas, and now Wyoming already controlled much of the area west of the Great Lakes.
Then, it happened yet again that Wyoming had a neighbor to the east that had grown large but was fighting a war on at least three fronts. Missouri was fighting Texas to the south and North Carolina to the east, and was probably still recovering from their conquest of Indiana.
I for one welcome our Wyoming overlords
Wyoming got sick of everyone pretending it doesn’t exist. WHO DOESN’T EXIST NOW OTHER STATES?!
When Ohio beats Michigan in the first 11 seconds...
This is sadly familiar
Michigan beat illinois in about 1 second so they deserved it.
(Also the capitol of Illinois is Springfield, why is it Chicago in this game?)
New York died in 1 sec
@@drewstaser9726 They did that to Michigan as well, the capital of Michigan is Lansing, it hasn't been Detroit in over 100 years.
@@1980s_Space_Guy New England was hungry..
y'all keep this in mind, about half of all America's nuclear missiles are kept in Wyoming.
Me: fast forwards a minute
Wyoming: 👁👄👁
In real life Texas would've probably taken every state around it and gone north. California would push in from the west. New England would push in from the east. They'd meet in the middle. This is more taking into account the actual GDP and population of the states.
And then New England would win with their crustacean army!
D I R E C T R U LE F R O M C H E Y A N N E
So essentially......America vanished. We all know Wyoming doesn't exist so if the whole USA became Wyoming, then the whole USA is gone.
Obligatory /s for those who can't get jokes.
You always got to love how just wildly unrealistic these things are. It’s what makes them funny 😆
The funny thing is... it’s not *that* unrealistic. It relies upon the United States falling apart in a Sengoku Jidai manner, where each state (aside from New England) is its own thing, but when you’re in that massive of a free-for-all, it can go to a group that starts out weak but gets the big wins where it counts.
What makes it unrealistic is it being a FFA. Battle lines would be drawn, sure, but states would ally together out of common interests, and also just to avoid having to fight a 6 front war all at once...
@@Wraithfighter well ya of course there are some realistic aspects to it. But for the most part these FFA’s are in no way realistic and that’s why even the weakest of states can win out o pure dumb luck.
@@Wraithfighter it doesn't take geography into account at all. Natural barriers like mountains or the great lakes drastically impact defensibility
If you wanna take michigan you better be doing ajrstrikes or serial bombing cuz they only have to defend small borders
@@andrewjazdzyk1215 Hah, good point. Western half of the nation especially, it'd almost be entertaining to see someone try to invade the Rocky Mountain states and beyond...
Wyoming the merciless.
Washington was able to survived till top 4 country
Nobody expects the Wyoming Inquisition.
*The perfect State dosen't exist.*
You’re right, it doesn’t
I like how Georgia reverts from extinction, folds The Floridian Republic, then dies again
"Wait, it's all Wyoming?"
Always has been
Wyoming at the beggining: weak
Imperial Wyoming at the end: STRONK
I was honestly rooting for California so that I can say its californication
I was hoping NCR
@@noisemarine561 yea well “ave true to Caesar”
It at least lasted longer than Texas XD
Montana was just getting bullied lmao
Everyone forgot and underestimated Wyoming, so now they pay the price.
Out of all the states how did WYOMING win
here from alt hist tweet
Do you know which was the longest living Imperial family?
.....
*THE MING*