That man proceeded to fall to the ground, in a standing position, never flinching. A warrior we remember him as, for never once has he lost a sword fight.
Besides the fact that he never lost a sword fight, I’m more impressed at the fact you can hear the pee landing. He must be peeing at incredible speeds for you to hear it at that distance.
With him not loosing a sword fight and his pee is so fast and loud that you can hear from all the way up there, I imagine him just start running all the way up or crawling all the way up like a demon after the fall
@@Raumance its just his cock dropper. Cocks r the most successful in the center of the people who have a nice weekend too seriously and we will be ready when you could be a good time for me and I will avenge my life too seriously on your butt plug 🔌 the same way as Blackwater to get the franchise first 🥇 the world for you 🙏
9 years later and he still, hasn’t lost a sword fight. Also that final look before his demise. “You have bested me Corvo. In every way except the only way that matters. A skillful duel to the death with a clash of blades. You have not and never will be able to say you were good enough to cross blades and tell the tale. No sir. Dear god I wish someone told me about the view from halfway down”
How could piss happen to meee? I've made my mistakes, got nowhere to run! The fight goes on as I'm falling away! I'm sick of this life! I just wanna shiiiiiit! How could piss happen to me?
Imagine how funny would it be to write this on your grave... people who don't know you, without context, would imagine you actually had sword fights regularly, and were a badass at it... Man, if I wasn't settled already on what to write on mine, I'd think about it 😂
Amazing how the guard gets really interested and frustrated at hearing the sound, then sees Corvo and is like "Oh sorry Corvo, didn't mean to-" falls off
I think this is one of my favorite Dishonored videos to this day, thank you youtube for recommending it again so i can start 2023 laughing like a maniac once more
if only there werent skyrim references riddling it! I know lol i thought it was funny cuz bathesda haha, but shoulda combined all the guards comments in the gameXp
Bethesda had nothing to do with the development of this game. Besides, knowing the Elder Scrolls series, they'd do way worse than urine noises being out of place in very specific scenarios. .... Way worse.
*Hears a sword bashing on the floor* "That might be worth checking out.." *Plunges into his own piss puddle with the look of a betrayed swordfighter in his face* No more cigars and whiskey gathering for him and his squad.. RIP
EvilGamerCrowley It's not really about that but about how a guy who never lost a sword fight died because of this. And dying before sword fight even starts is even worse.
@Dhanylo i’m literally shook you literally don’t understand this *L* *I* *C* *H* *E* *R* *A* *L* *L* *Y* is lICHerally upsetting, I had to tell my Gender studies teacher after I cried on twitter in my safe space, I literally cannot be told how to literally say LICHerally.... you goddamn Neo Nazi Sexist Sis Male! REEEEEEE
Technically all the guards have never lost a sword fight because if they had lost one then they would have been dead. Its the wiskey and cigars that keeps healing them
I like to think that he took one look at corvo and decided that was a sword fight he couldn't win so rather than tarnish his record he just calmly stepped off the ledge
That man proceeded to fall to the ground, in a standing position, never flinching. A warrior we remember him as, for never once has he lost a sword fight.
He pissed the whole way down
Ninja Bear Whatever helps you sleep at night, pansie.
5Assassins i love you
Wow! I got 400th like and 2 comments on a row here! This and the one saying 'What's worse is he's going to land in a pile of his own piss.'
nobody like this anymore just keep it at 666
And technically, he remained undefeated.
... and cigars.
lol ikr
Heart: "Not once has he lost a sword fight. "
Corvo: "And now he never will..."
Andreus technically
Self kill because of sword put
Andreus 2 the grave man
Besides the fact that he never lost a sword fight, I’m more impressed at the fact you can hear the pee landing. He must be peeing at incredible speeds for you to hear it at that distance.
Good catch 😁
That's not the pee landing, that's the pee flowing
@@brimster-valorantaggressiv3419he had 2 modelo tallboys…
Either that or he wasn't paying attention, and it was hitting his hand or pants.
You are hearing the flow out of his urethra.
Dude fell to the abyss while stoically and defiantly staring you
What a chad
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 embarrassing copying top comments trying to get likes. Tf is wrong with you
It's just proof to his claim of never losing a sword fight. The hardest man that ever lived.
Technically he didnt fall into the abyss but he did fall in his own piss..
With him not loosing a sword fight and his pee is so fast and loud that you can hear from all the way up there, I imagine him just start running all the way up or crawling all the way up like a demon after the fall
@@Raumance its just his cock dropper. Cocks r the most successful in the center of the people who have a nice weekend too seriously and we will be ready when you could be a good time for me and I will avenge my life too seriously on your butt plug 🔌 the same way as Blackwater to get the franchise first 🥇 the world for you 🙏
9 years later and he still, hasn’t lost a sword fight. Also that final look before his demise. “You have bested me Corvo. In every way except the only way that matters. A skillful duel to the death with a clash of blades. You have not and never will be able to say you were good enough to cross blades and tell the tale. No sir. Dear god I wish someone told me about the view from halfway down”
Is this is a BoJack reference?
@@typhonnix yes
That's a pretty long paragraph you wrote, buddy. I would read it, but that's too much, man.
@@Midnight-Starfish guy fall down, suicide reference.
@@MrVampireFang I'm disappointed you missed my Sarah Lynn reference.
That's too much, man.
He died the way He lived : Not losing a sword fight
Even himself?
The only thing he lost was his life
+The Hired Killer You replied 3 years late.
Toast & Soup He's fashionably late.
+Sanic teh ledgedog True
I love how, even after he steps backwards and begins falling to his demise, he never screams. He never flails. He just looks up. Stoic to the end.
unflinching. unwavering. he stood against death, stared it in the eye, and pissed on it
A true professional.
+Joseph Payne He pissed on death. How poetic.
You'd be that way too if you never lost a sword fight.
Get this man some whisky and cigars!
"Why hath thou forsaken me, Corvo?"
He kept the honor of never losing a sword fight
lmaonaise *hast
Iiiiiiiii cry, when guards deserve to die
He knew who he was dealing with and had a reputation to protect, so in his final moments, he knew he had to jump. Respect.
I like how he's pissing into the void but somehow sounds like the floor is right there lmao.
The look on his face. "You've killed me, Corvo."
Day Man No Clean Bands achievement for you.
Tim Morrison technically he would still have the clean hands achievement but no ghost.
Good!
cue "see you again" song
ye
The way he casually looks up while falling. No screaming, no nothing. Plunging towards death with his own piss.
"How did it come to this?"
Sir Gus the Mighty how did it come to piss*
+MrCacaldo "I never asked for piss"
Cryptid that the fucking best actually lmao
How could piss happen to meee? I've made my mistakes, got nowhere to run! The fight goes on as I'm falling away! I'm sick of this life! I just wanna shiiiiiit! How could piss happen to me?
The way you phrased that sounds exactly like something TearofGrace would have in this situation.
To be fair he still never lost a Sword Fight...
LOL Agreed :p
holy s%$@# its true
never will
Bluemagus but he'll still be up for whiskey and cigars tonight, won't he?
Indeed, I believe so
As someone who's never touched a sword in her life, I've also never lost a sword fight.
Imagine how funny would it be to write this on your grave... people who don't know you, without context, would imagine you actually had sword fights regularly, and were a badass at it...
Man, if I wasn't settled already on what to write on mine, I'd think about it 😂
😂😂😂😊
This is hysterical.
I've never lost a gun fight, nor have I ever lost a war.
He falls down like Wile E. Coyote LOL
He was such a good swordsman that he wielded his sword the whole way down.
”Well, I guess I wont be gathering for Whiskey and cigarrs tonight...”
Olle Kwarnmark so, would you like to have cigar and whiskey tonight?
alex febrianoo yes of course
alex febrianoo never doubt it
Olle Kwarnmark Chances are very good
Indeed.
Dat face tho.
"Damnit, not again"
Xreoth God fucking dammit Corvo, I have just climbed that!
I head the captain of the Titanic had that same look as he went down with the ship
"... Corvo, you save scumming bastard"
The "Warning: Risk of falling" just makes it better.
I can't believe you've done this.
Ah Fuck
He died as he lived. Stoic, unflinching. Brave and honorable. A true hero. A warrior's warrior.
Bless his soul. F.
The video and the comments makes this the best Dishonored media ever.
Mega Bondagemon The Dishonored community is probably the best out there
King Turbo it always will be
Hi, i am here to comment despite the original comment being 2 years ago
Mega Bondagemon fgtgvrn
So true lol
Amazing how the guard gets really interested and frustrated at hearing the sound, then sees Corvo and is like "Oh sorry Corvo, didn't mean to-" falls off
"Oh sorry corvo let me just get out your way." *falls
Shall we gather for whiskey and cigars tonight?
Never doubt it.
Chances are good.
make some noise when you die knock something over
Not now, Please.
Never Daud it
Bro is peeing into the wind with a hitting the ground sfx. I'M ACTUALLY concerned he was instead peeing himself.
Then he proceeds to land firmly on his feet and carries on like nothing happened. An absolute chad.
At least he still hasn't lost a swordfight.
+Bindair Dundat True but I'm not sure he'll get his own squad after this
Rock Steel But we should gather for whiskey and cigars tonight, in his honor.
+Bindair Dundat Let me know if you want to gamble on the hounds again.
How old did you say your sister was again?
Still hasn't won a swordfight either.
He already pull his “sword” out
Cynical Actor and still he won.
cody raugh no
Well Corvo did cheat so it's comfirmed
I love how he just blankly stares at Corvo as he falls.
But he still didn't lose a sword fight, at least he can say that.
I think this is one of my favorite Dishonored videos to this day, thank you youtube for recommending it again so i can start 2023 laughing like a maniac once more
... Wait, you started 2023 once before?
Bro said "Sing wit me, sing for the year, sing for the laughter sing for the tea- *ded* "
"I used to be a squad like you until I took a whisky and cigars to the chances are high."
This deserves so many more likes
if only there werent skyrim references riddling it! I know lol i thought it was funny cuz bathesda haha, but shoulda combined all the guards comments in the gameXp
omfg
What's all this talk about whiskey and cigars? I don't get it.
...and squads?
Do you think he'll get his own squad after this?
+Catzilla Indeed
+elevate07 I think so.
+Catzilla Never Doubt it
Sorry for breaking the combo, but I need to say: I love you, guys.
So... shall we gather for whiskey and cigars tonight?
No fair. He didn't have time to pull out his sword.
Talkinghotdog But it was already out
cheesiscool335444 I see what you did there. ;D
cheesiscool335444 i died of laughter like the Talkinghotdog in another comment
+cheesiscool335444 god damn it i'm 5 months late
andreastheshadow i'm 2 years late, shit
I love that he's pissing off such a tall drop, and you can still hear the droplets hitting the ground.
That's how you know his "sword" fighting skills had best be feared.
I imagine he stuck that landing just because of the way he fell
That might be worth checking out.
Maris Grablevskis Worth buying for sure
Maris Grablevskis probably rats into everything
SUPREME OVERLORD went right over ur head
Yuki _ Crap I just realized what he meant
Probably rats into every thing or just the wind
... To be fair, he still technically didn't lose a "sword fight."
Edit: Wow can’t believe this is still getting replies 7 years later
EuriLochus He's like "oh hell no I ain't losing any sword fight" and decided to avoid losing by jumping off together with his piss.
Gravity fight lol
Should've waited for Corvo to whip his own out
EuriLochus i've never lose a sword figth (cause i never figth one)
TheCommentGuy seppuku... Not sudoku...
Well i guess that scared the piss outta him.
Toast4tw badum tssss
Toast4tw badum piss*
Fell like wiley coyote… I can hear the bomb whistle and the comedic dust cloud at the bottom
The guy had such power you could hear his piss hitting the ground from so high up.
He's pissing of a huge fucking tower and you can still hear the piss splash.
Bethesda.
Arkane.
he has the hyper piss
Bethesda had nothing to do with the development of this game.
Besides, knowing the Elder Scrolls series, they'd do way worse than urine noises being out of place in very specific scenarios.
.... Way worse.
Oy vey.
Hatson
Wasn't it arkane studios who developed it and then Bethesda help publish it
0:18 God Damn you Mr. Corvo. God Damn you.
CzechCommentary The Outsider Damn you Mr. Corvo. The Outsider Damn you
CzechCommentary CURSES!!!
Technically the correct term would be Mr. Attano.
CzechCommentary im done!😂💀
curse the outsider, black magic!
*Hears a sword bashing on the floor*
"That might be worth checking out.."
*Plunges into his own piss puddle with the look of a betrayed swordfighter in his face*
No more cigars and whiskey gathering for him and his squad.. RIP
I like how you can hear the piss hitting the ground.
The man; plunging to his death:"Alright, we'll call it a draw."
Guard: "Not like this...."
That's probably like the funniest thing I've ever seen in gaming
ventages101 And thanks to the comments it's even funnier
He is like "Nothing to do here lol".
Not once has he lost in a sword fight
(the amount of times he fought: 1)
What makes it funnier is that it's kinda like a Wile E. Coyote moment
the way he falls makes me think he accepted his fate
His fault for bringing gravity for a sword-fight!
Gandolaf pretty sure he brought his ghost penis to a sword fight but ended up with the face of ''zero fucks are given''.
He needed gravity to let the pee come out. You can’t pee in space. Do you remember that?
well he didnt lose a sword fight
EvilGamerCrowley It's not really about that but about how a guy who never lost a sword fight died because of this. And dying before sword fight even starts is even worse.
It started out with a piss. How did it end up like this? It was only a piss. It was only a piss.
... I'll see myself out.
Yeah, I feel like not having lost a sword fight is a common denominator for all living people.
I mean, you could get injured and survive after getting treatment, I guess...
Marc Nassif Woosh
no@@leithesocialistyuricon8981
You can lose a sword fight and live
"I've yet to lose a duel to the death!"
Well. He sure drew short on that fight.
Ba dum tss.
+David Warburton (DavePlays) xD
Well he certainly "fell" from Grace hehehehehehehe
No screams, no flailing. Just looking Corvo straight in the eye. This man's a hero.
I'm just impressed that he managed to cut off his piss
The sad thing is he won't be gathering for whiskey and cigars tonight
Indeed I believe so
i like how he casually looks up like "how could you"
Think you'll get your own squad after what happened last night?
Indeed. I believe so.
Mad MARK you always amuse me
Mad MARK indeed,i believe so
no doubt
Never doubt it
ive been laughing for 84 years
CodeDarkBlue Only 83 years left and this will become true.
CodeDarkBlue I haven't stopped watching this video since the Gaza conflict started.
The End I am the End. I am here to guide you to your ultimate fate.
"Not once has he stopped laughing"
Have you stopped laughing since you said this? This can be true in only seventy-seven more years if you haven’t done so.
he parried the ground and survived
You know ... When you think about it...
...his "sword" should've been still drawn...
I literally cried with laughter, my parents just came checking on me and mom brought me some napkins to wipe away tears
Same
Someone who can use the word "literally" the correct way, you have my respect.
@Dhanylo i’m literally shook you literally don’t understand this *L* *I* *C* *H* *E* *R* *A* *L* *L* *Y* is lICHerally upsetting, I had to tell my Gender studies teacher after I cried on twitter in my safe space, I literally cannot be told how to literally say LICHerally.... you goddamn Neo Nazi Sexist Sis Male! REEEEEEE
And then the whole room clapped
Obviously a master of arms, this man can take down anyone.
What a thing for the Heart to say when he has his "sword" out, LOL!
That amazing speed with which he was able to zip his fly on the fly is amazing. Truly an incredible master of the sword.
Bro did the Chad jump.
i don't think he's going to get his own squad after this
undefeated in sword fights plus has the composure to not even scream while falling to his death
that's a man's man in my book
Hey, to be completely fair, he still hasn't lost any sword fights.
not once he lost a sword fight .. *falls down because a sound*
And so he died undefeated... The greatest swordsman of Dunwall's Watch.
0:17
No shits given
Exactly he just peed
Peter Tum HAHAHAHHAHAHAHAAHHAHAHH SOOO FUNNNY
"Nobody blemishes my perfect record. I'll see you in hell!"
does he think he can get his own squad after what happened that night?
indeed, i believe so
never doubt it
Never doubt it.
Blow off, choffer.
Never daud it
The bravest man I know, for he comes to the battle of wits unarmed
I am pretty sure that once you turned your back to leave, this badass swordsman jumped back and fenced you to death.
Should we gather for whiskey and cigars tonight?
Indeed, I believe so
Chances are good.
Never doubt it
Yes, of course
PorkNCheese indeed we shall
but apparently when it comes to gravity, he's the biggest loser on earth. XD
Funniest death ever.
It's a matter of principles
THE HEART CAN SPEAK IN THE FIRST GAME????? BRO AFTER ALL THIS YEARS
You never knew that?
I knew you could do that in the second game but the first game bruh. I need to replay this game asap again thanks bro uwu
"fuck I lost a sword fight.'
You gotta love the way he just calmly looks up, accepting his fate.
Shall we gather for whiskey and cigars tonight, Neighboroony?
That guard sure won't
Yes I diddle do believe so!
Nearly all warriors have never lost a sword fight. Because the loser is typically killed
His legacy will live on, for he never lost a sword fight.
How did he get his fly up so fast? Unless...
I like how cartoonish his fall was.
Technically all the guards have never lost a sword fight because if they had lost one then they would have been dead. Its the wiskey and cigars that keeps healing them
He legit fell looking up slowly realizing what just happened
0:18 WHY?!
He then met up with God for Whiskey and Cigars.
another night, another patrol with you.
Blow off, choffer.
Too bad god isn’t real O_o
I like how he looks up "pls save me..."
I like to think that he took one look at corvo and decided that was a sword fight he couldn't win so rather than tarnish his record he just calmly stepped off the ledge
“Foul Tarnished…”
(Sorry, that jumps to mind whenever I hear “tarnished.”)
Ok that was a pretty Dishonored move.
the funny part about this is he still hasn't lost a sword fight.
he didn't draw his sword but to fall straight look at the person who made you fall with a straight face...I honor that guy!
#technicallynotaswordfight
mike villa technically his sword was drawn Hehehehe